No.184363 [Last50 Posts]
A continuation of the ongoing NEET saga, now getting to the steamy bits. Even NEETs need intimacy. Or to be able to be a voyeur to someone else's.
Old thread: >>183574
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No.184364
Oh shit my title got fucked somehow. what do?
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No.184366
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No.184369
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No.184371
Should we abandon this thread because of the botched title?
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No.184373
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No.184376
>>184373
Are you sure. Isn't there a great tradition going back to the mists of time that is being broken?
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No.184378
>>184376
It looks pretty hip tbh
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No.184379
I am considering calling the gook
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No.184380
Actually no I'm not, fuck that
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No.184381
>>184364
apply for dsp m8, make sure you link this thread
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No.184382
>>184379
Why. What is going on. You have had a good night writing a great story that was well received. What do you need the gook for?
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No.184383
One time I was walking around northbridge drunk and wanted to fuck something, unfortunately everyone had high standards that night so I walked to a whore house that I found out about when some random Asian guys handed me a card.
Went to the brothel and they brought out the bitches, I was sitting next to a drunk Irish cunt who didn't know what was going on so I got the asian with the biggest tits and he got the mongers. Was waiting in the hallway with the asian slut who spoke no engrish while this other guy was trying to get me to swap my hooker for his.
Finally get in the room and she starts doing the sheets while I get nekid and wait for her by the shower, she takes her robe off and she has nice big soft jugglers with dark nipples and a shaved vagoo, she washes my cock in the shower and we jump on the bed. She sticks her tongue in my mouth but I push her away because that's fucked and I give her another $90 to suck me dick and balls which she was shit at.
She throws on ol Johny and gets to work on riding me dick,starts slow while she moans in gook and I'm just checking myself out in the big mirror in the room. She suddenly stops and stands up over over me and let's out a loud groan as she takes a big wet shit all over my cock and balls, it oozes all over my body and the stench stings my nostrils and my cock is now rock hard.
She sits back down on my shit covered cock and starts riding me hard as she continues to fart and shit on me which makes me harder and harder, I scoop up some poo and rub it together on my hands and grab her tits hard as I prepare to cum. She starts slamming up and down on me yelling for me to cum as I let a big juicy jizz bomb explode in her shit covered cunt, she stands up again and pisses shitty jizz all over my face.
She washes me off again in the shower and gives me some of her poo in a bag as a memento and I leave to go to dans for the next special.
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No.184386
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No.184387
>>184382
I just find it so depressing to know I have 1 beer left in the fridge.
I'm gonna have some more of Dads slab. I was at his place on Christmas and he had some in the fridge so I know you can get it locally, I'll apologise soon and tell him I'll buy a new one. It's been good between him and me lately
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No.184388
>>184357
I feel like that in the day when you are all too busy to post, least in the evening the gen comes to life.
>>184377
The gimmick caught me by surprise. pretty good
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No.184389
>>184387
how was that resolved anyways
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No.184390
I told you cunts how I was downloading better versions of all my movies.
Well I just passed halfway. I now have less than 500 to queue up. And then I will have to start on the TV shows. I think I am going to need to shell out another $500 for another 10TB HDD.
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No.184391
>>184387
You're not going to get any darts are you?
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No.184392
>>184390
why the hoarding?
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No.184393
>>184389
It isn't yet. I keep putting it off
>>184391
Nah, I'm feeling good about being off the darts now. I'll probably get back on em in Indonesia though
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No.184394
>>184392
So I will have stuff to watch if I want to.
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No.184395
>>184393
How much do darts cost over there?
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No.184396
>>184395
A pack of Marb Gold is 34 bucks at 7/11 i think
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No.184397
>>184395
Oh you mean in Indo. Like a dollar a pack
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No.184398
>>184393
so you never told him
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No.184399
>>184398
No, the slab is still under the desk with the old keyboard in the same position.
I will soon
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No.184400
>>184399
its been a month now
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No.184401
>>184397
>a dollar a pack
Geez mate you are going to come back with a two packs a day habit, half a dozen STIs from the Indo hookers, and who knows what else.
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No.184402
>>184400
Not quite, it was when I wasnt rosted on for work on the final week, which was leading up to the 22nd
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No.184403
Drooling over this tight 18 year old yank, she's getting flogged though
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No.184404
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No.184405
>>184403
Poor taste, really average looking girl tbh.
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No.184406
>>184403
Didn't you get the memo, neets are into brown girls now
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No.184407
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No.184408
>>184403
tfw you will never experience a woman in her physical prime that willingly loves you and wants to have sex with you ever
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No.184409
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No.184410
>>184401
I'm a little worried I'll go overboard on the degeneracy and either spend all my money or fail my classes
If it gets too bad I'll have to find a monastery with wifi
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No.184411
>>184410
Just keep away from hard drugs please Monk. I can deal with your smoking and booze benders but if you start doing heroin I will find it very hard to deal with.
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No.184412
>>184406
no whites are most attractive
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No.184413
>>184412
Whites are best but I would fuck anything.
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No.184414
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No.184415
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No.184416
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No.184417
>>184414
If she was at least a six out of ten and didn't stink.
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No.184418
>>184415
I would hate fuck a NEET.
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No.184419
>>184418
>I would hate fuck a NEET.
>hate
Why do you hate NEETs?
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No.184420
>>184419
I, for one, would only fuck any of you with love.
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No.184421
>>184419
I hate myself and all who remind me of me.
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No.184422
>>184420
four inches of love.
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No.184423
Shit, I am searching online for indian brothels near me after Monks story
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No.184424
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No.184425
>>184423
Aussie brothels are shit. They make you wear a condom even for a blowjob and they charge through the roof.
Just have a wank and forget about it.
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No.184426
>>184404
I don't need a reminder
>>184405
Just knew one of you would criticise my taste
>>184406
I wiped my arse with it
>>184408
I-sorta-ktf, fucked a 16'er when I was early-20s who had a tight body but was flat-chested
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No.184427
Well NEETs your posts are getting me agitated because I can't find any interest in them or relate to them so I closed down YouTube, went for a walk, cleaned my desk and vacuumed my room. Going to make my dinner and play some Doom II, read a book and go to bed around 10:30ish.
Keep up the good work with your shitposts.
#2018makingit
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No.184428
>>184427
You weren't missed.
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No.184429
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No.184430
Early contender for biggest brainlet OP of the year
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No.184431
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No.184432
>>184427
If you can't relate to the age-old classic of "have a wank" then you just don't have a penis. On a side note I started reading my 1st book of 2018 today (made it to a whole 25 pages), and also Duke Nukem > Doom
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No.184433
>>184427
please don't use naughts and crosses squares in the neet general
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No.184435
>>184427
Good work anon, which NEET are you?
I've been going to sleep earlier so far and also have cut down almost entirely on my degenerate vices.
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No.184436
I have dealt with my degenerate vices by continuing to do them but I've stopped thinking of them as degenerate any more so the problem is solved.
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No.184437
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No.184438
>>184431
The Columbine shooters liked that one.
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No.184439
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No.184440
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No.184441
i'm gunna go to maccas and buy 2 mcdoubles
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No.184442
>>184441
Ask for extra of Pajeet's special sauce.
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No.184443
>>184442
no poojeets at my maccas
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No.184444
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No.184445
>>184441
I got two of them on my way to cenno this morning
much better than the $1 hamburgers
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No.184446
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No.184447
Taking another one of Dads beers. What has become of me
As soon as I get a few in me I just wanna get plastered
How do normal people fight this? I just love getting off my face
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No.184448
>>184447
just wait until you start gaining weight. Then you'll stop.
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No.184449
>>184448
I've already got a little beer gut
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No.184450
>>184441
Double cheeseburger?
>>184445
Good neet, you don't wanna be waiting at Cenno with an empty stomach
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No.184451
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No.184452
>>184451
sleep tight neety pajeety
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No.184453
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No.184454
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No.184455
>>184439
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF END THIS BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEE
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No.184456
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No.184457
>>184447
Maybe you should try speaking to a psychologist who specialises in addiction.
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No.184458
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No.184459
>>184457
I'm too proud or embarrassed to do that
I even refuse normal psychologist for the same reason now, had a few in the past
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No.184460
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No.184461
>>184447
I find having a few cones after 3 beers gets me tired and makes we want to sleep, before I would drink for 18 hours straight.
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No.184462
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No.184463
gonna play some granblue fantasy in bed. night neeets.
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No.184464
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No.184465
>>184463
isnt there going to be a platinum games one
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No.184466
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No.184467
>>184459
Did the psychs in the past help? I have found they are hit and miss. Some have been hopeless. I hate women psychs.
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No.184468
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No.184469
>>184462
You need to plan better.
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No.184470
>>184451
Night night
>>184453
How'd they go, were they fresh-ish?
>>184458
I'd have a greater chance of success just raping her
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No.184471
I wish we had American gun laws. I'd go out into the middle of the Simpson desert and just blow my brains out. Yank neets have it so good.
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No.184473
>>184471
I wish we had American big neets. The Australian big boys are just neets that have had a cheesecake or two too many
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No.184474
>>184471
Why would you go to the desert to do it?
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No.184475
>>184474
Middle of nowhere, no one around. Hopefully by the time they find me I'm just a skeleton with a shotgun.
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No.184476
>>184474
So the wild abos consume your remains. It's the circle of life.
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No.184477
>>184475
They will find the shotgun. Your bones will be all over the place after having been taken by feral animals.
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No.184478
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No.184479
Im gonna put some effort in for the first time and get a girlfriend. Ill give you guys live updates every day ok?
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No.184480
>>184479
Maybe updates every six months would be better.
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No.184481
>>184480
day 1 nothing has happened yet still in my room
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No.184482
No kid was ever this happy to go back to school
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No.184483
>>184477
Rapeneet is not feral
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No.184484
>>184482
you have small hands
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No.184485
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No.184486
>>184484
You can not accurately tell from that image.
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No.184487
>>184486
Don't try to deny my rape enthused friend
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No.184488
>>184484
REEEE I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
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No.184489
>>184487
From the pics we have seen rapeNEET doesn't actually look as grotesque as I would have imagined.
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No.184490
>>184482
Tonight's fap material?
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No.184491
>>184489
That;s his disguise, normies don't expect one of their own
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No.184492
>>184479
>updates every day
I look forward to your daily >tfw no gf
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No.184493
Can a NEET that's never had a job get a GF?
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No.184494
>>184493
I have seen it happen. It is easiest if you move in bogan circles. Those girls have very low standards and view being on Cenno as a viable career choice.
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No.184495
>>184493
Depends how low his standards are
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No.184496
>>184494
>and view being on Cenno as a viable career choice.
I don't like what you're implying here buddy
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No.184497
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No.184498
>>184490
A big fat poojeeta
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No.184499
>>184493
Depends if he's Newstart or DSP
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No.184500
>>184499
They love a DSP NEET because it means they can get a dodgy carers pension as well.
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No.184501
>>184498
Is there anything more disgusting on a woman than a nose-ring?
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No.184502
>>184501
No woman in history has had her appearance improved by a nose stud or nose ring. It is just an act of self desecration that signals crazy.
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No.184503
>>184501
Being a million kgs
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No.184504
>>184503
That and having a nigger dick in every orifice
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No.184505
I propose that we reduce posting coloured folk by at least 99% this quarter. Those that agree say aye.
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No.184506
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No.184507
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No.184508
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No.184510
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No.184511
>>184377
Probably the most effort neetking ever put into a post
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No.184512
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No.184513
>>184511
And it wasn't any good.
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No.184514
Monk that is not you posting the curried poojeetas is it?
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No.184515
>>184513
I'm certain someone posted a very similar brothel experience - minus the scat BS - in the early gens. Then again could just be my goon-fried brain playing tricks again
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No.184516
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No.184517
>>184515
I remember it too.
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No.184518
>>184516
Writing that story has given you the curry cravings again.
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No.184519
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No.184520
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No.184521
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No.184522
>>184519
To post in the NEET General.
And to spare your parents the pain and life-ruining consequences of losing a child.
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No.184523
>>184522
Both my parents are dead.
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No.184524
>>184517
So I'm not going insane, do you remember if the scat part was in the original post?
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No.184525
>>184523
There has been a vote and two out of the three neets that post on these threads say you need to stop posting pics of poo. This is your first warning.
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No.184526
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No.184527
>>184524
>So I'm not going insane
That's a pretty bold claim.
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No.184528
>>184526
>>184523
These poojeetas are very westernised. Hardly true poojeetas at all.
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No.184529
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No.184530
>>184528
She's a fucking babe for an Indian, I'd colonise her.
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No.184531
>>184513
It was the greatest post ever
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No.184532
>>184530
Just make sanitation the number 1 issue in that colony
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No.184533
>>184529
Might as well go for a third.
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No.184534
>>184533
Thats it! Your 3 warnings are up, you have pushed me TOO FAR! I am heading straight to bed now I hope you are happy.
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No.184535
>>184534
Sweet pajeeta dreams.
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No.184536
>>184157
>condom
>didnt even finish in her
>jerking off into a condom
….
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No.184537
So I took a few days off this place because I thought it would do me some good, got heaps done but still feel kind of dissatisfied, maybe it's because mummybot is coming back from her holiday
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No.184538
>>184537
>still feel kind of dissatisfied
have a wank
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No.184539
>>184537
Dissatisfaction is just part of life.
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No.184541
>>184538
After this beer
>>184539
It is but in the past I've found a sort of equilibrium between feeling dissatisfied and feeling ok about shit
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No.184542
Whos this disgusting faggot spamming apes?
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No.184543
>>184535
That's a Hollywood Indian, almost as white as Snow White herself. Real Indians are as brown as the shit-stained streets that they walk on, with a unibrow so neat you'd think it was globally engineered by (((a certain mob)))
Now where's that cup o goon…
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No.184544
>>184542
No one is posting niggers.
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No.184545
>>184542
>Who's the monkey posting monkeys?
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No.184546
>>184542
The same person who was posting the anzu roach last night
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No.184547
What are some nice brands of goon?
>>184546
How did you know that that was me too?
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No.184548
>>184537
you like many others here need a place of their own
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No.184549
>>184548
I do, for a while now it's been the gen, but sometimes I think it keeps me down
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No.184550
>>184549
the gen doesn't keep NEETs down, it lifts them up
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No.184551
>>184550
On one hand it lifts me up with the comfy posting we can have round here sometimes, but on the other hand it makes me keep being the bitter alkie I am
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No.184552
>>184544
proceeds to post monkey
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No.184554
>>184551
>but on the other hand it makes me keep being the bitter alkie I am
are you saying that without the NEETgen you wouldn't be a bitter alkie?
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No.184555
>>184552
She ain't a nigger.
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No.184556
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No.184557
lads there's only one kind of gf for a neet and that's tomoko
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No.184558
>>184557
Spelled Winry Rockbell wrong.
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No.184559
Took diazepams and smoked a lot of cones and I'm really tempted to eat the jam sponge cake in the cupboard
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No.184560
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No.184561
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No.184562
>>184555
All non europeans are apes
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No.184563
>>184562
We're not European.
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No.184564
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No.184565
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No.184566
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No.184567
Just an update, there's some ransoms fucking in our hostel room.
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No.184568
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No.184569
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No.184570
I threw a water bottle at the other vietanon mid-rando-fucking now the floors soaked oops
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No.184571
>>184568
>>184568
They stopped and now the guy has fallen asleep on top of her.
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No.184572
Just to clarify, neither myself or the Vietnamons have had any action since a new year's day.
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No.184574
>>184573
Wow this spam campaign is really achieving its goals
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No.184575
>>184572
Well get to it then please mate.
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No.184576
Slept poorly, an unsettling night. BBQ Shapes digesting poorly in my gullet, disturbing dreams of Poojeeta prostitutes.
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No.184577
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No.184578
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No.184579
>>184577
wankNEET, do you post any other replies in these threads?
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No.184580
>>184576
Better dreams than I had
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No.184581
>>184580
What did you dream of anon? Traumatic events from your past? Those can be difficult.
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No.184582
>>184577
Dubs, I'll guess I have to do it now.
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No.184583
>>184582
I only wank to trips or greater. I guess some of us just have higher standards.
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No.184584
>>184462
You cant let that happen.
Good work with how you've been doing so far though.
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No.184585
>>184584
Yeah I'm gonna buy the lower dose today.
Fucking power is out this sucks
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No.184586
http://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/paramedics-quarters-robbed-and-set-on-fire-while-theyre-out-on-a-job/news-story/75ef9275d84df88d0dffcd6fd4ed1338
<I am just taking back what's rightfully mine from the cunts
>Stacie doesn't look well come quickly
>We will be delayed coming from our new head quarters
Why do people fuck with the ambulance officers? I can understand the pigs, but why fuck with someone when you need the goon pumped from your stomach to get back into another hard session of goon drinking or when your new lubricant used when having a wank is glue
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No.184587
>>184586
Sounds like it might be abo work.
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No.184588
>>184586
boongs looking for morphine
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No.184589
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Good morning friends.
What's for breakfast?
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No.184590
>>184588
They burned the place down to try and flush out the hiding morphine and spear them as they fled.
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No.184591
>>184589
I'm going to have a litre of milk shaken up with sugar and vanilla extract.
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No.184592
Feel like such a fucking dumb cunt for drinking 9 beers last night.
I was doing really well this year. At least I cooked up a bunch of meals yesterday. The piss is the biggest issue so I'm gonna tackle it head on.
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No.184593
Is being a piss head really that bad? It is not good for you and eventually your liver will give out, but that takes a few decades doesn't it?
Maybe having to face life sober is the worse option for some people.
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No.184594
>>184500
dspNEETs provide for their families.
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No.184595
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No.184596
>>184589
memegoreng noodles
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No.184597
>>184528
These poojeetas aren't doing it for me. Part of the poo appeal is that they are foreign and exotic, these are pretty much basic white bitches.
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No.184598
>>184597
Yeah this guy has a very basic taste in poo girls, unlike my patrician poojeeta taste
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No.184599
>>184597
You are exactly right. If you are going to fuck poojeeta you want her to be dark and musky and exotic. Not some knock-off white bimbo.
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No.184600
>>184537
What did you get done?
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No.184601
>>184544
If they were black least they'd have some ethnic character, you posted boring white chicks. Best one was >>184533
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No.184602
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No.184603
>>184602
Monk's legs and feet.
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No.184604
>>184572
Whip your wang out and tape a dollar bill to it.
You're in gookland. Take pics.
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No.184605
>>184585
Did you just go through that one pack of nicarette or did you get a pack of nicabate?
The nicabate comes in 1.5mg but i've never tried to lower my dose.
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No.184606
>>184605
Just the one pack. 20 in 3 days is a little disappointing, there was one day where I Just had one in constantly for some dumb reason.
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No.184607
>>184591
That sounds pretty good, I think extract is alcoholic.
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No.184608
>>184598
Your taste is much better. I often find myself drifting off in erotic fantasies of being with the one with the grey knitted jumper. She looks like a caring, loving woman that would work herself like a jackhammer on my dick.
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No.184609
>>184603
lol, i can see it
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No.184610
>>184606
tbh i almost always have one in my mouth. The only time I dont is when I'm eating.
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No.184611
Are we back to calling warehouse monk? Why?
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No.184612
>>184611
less letters to write
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No.184613
>>184611
You mean Rhys of Deakin?
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No.184614
dont bite his fuckwittery
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No.184615
>>184611
He has never really achieved the Monk lifestyle has he? But he tries.
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No.184616
>>184615
I'm a high monk of the Order of Dan
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No.184617
>>184616
There is a lot of competition for those positions here.
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No.184618
This is how we deal with the foreigners.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-03/nine-rushed-to-hospital-for-suspected-drug-overdose/9300448
also lol at the guy who found them, fat neet snooping around the chads
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No.184619
>>184618
What drug would give them seizures and delirium like that?
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No.184620
>>184618
That Fat NEET looks like me.
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No.184621
>>184618
Fucking gooks
>>184619
Sounds like eccies
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No.184622
>>184576
STOP…
eating carbs at night.
>>184581
I had a nightmare that I got ran over.
>>184589
Porridge with blueberries.
>>184618
B-grade Josh from Drake and Josh
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No.184623
>>184619
It is still not known what the drugs were, though an occupant of the home told Nine News reporters it was named "zombie".
Organised Crime officers seized a white powder being analysed by the Chem Centre. A report is expected within 24 hours.
RPH staff confirmed the drug was classified "sympathomimetic", but this did not narrow it down much. Methamphetamine, synthetic cannabis and LSD all belonged to this group and so did hundreds of other synthetic compounds. Synthetic drugs were becoming more common and the "cluster" of symptoms presented was similar to those in many drug overdoses.
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-drug-overdose-victim-who-escaped-death-laughs-while-three-remain-critical-20180103-h0czxu.html
>>184620
I called him a fat neet because I knew there'd be a similar looking cunt here. He's a pretty generic looking neet.
>>184621
They were mostly euro's but that's the same thing
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No.184624
>>184622
>Porridge with blueberries.
watch out you dont contract homo.
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No.184625
>>184623
>Synthetic drugs
Yeah probably best to stay away from that shit. They should have just done ice like everyone else.
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No.184626
>>184622
I had a dream that I had killed a cop in India and then accidentally gone back, I was arrested and sentenced to 10 years. It was fucking scary
>>184623
Gooks own the house, and run it just like the illegal sharehouses they have in Melbourne
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No.184627
>>184626
I am no fan of gook slumlords, but you can't really blame them for the backpackers being degenerate drug users.
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No.184630
Should it only take one day for postage from syd to melb
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No.184631
Went out early and used some liquid fertiliser on my cucumber plant and potato plants. Also sprinkled some poison around all the ant nests that are everywhere in my yard.
Getting stuff done.
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No.184632
>>184630
If it is express post and you live in the metro area yes. If it is not express then it is very unlikely it will arrive within one day.
What are you expecting?
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No.184633
>>184631
I'm thinking about getting stuff done. You can't rush these things.
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No.184634
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No.184635
I haven't gone to sleep yet, I'm a bad NEET.
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No.184636
>>184632
Revolt against the Modern World by Julius Evola
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No.184637
NEET in the case of the missing secateurs.
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No.184638
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No.184639
>>184576
Get some probiotics into your system, have a wank and stop dreaming about non-whites
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No.184640
>>184623
Filthy euro backpacker trash packed into a sharehouse like sardines
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No.184641
>>184637
Is this a new sex story? Which orifice did you lose them in?
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No.184642
>>184641
I've checked them all, twice.
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No.184643
Wow the nicabate ones are much better
I'm actually feeling the nicotine this time
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No.184644
>>184640
Imagine them all in there, attractive young people fucking while not caring that others are in the room. The room stinking of sweat and pussy and sex.
this turns me on
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No.184645
>>184624
Do you envision him tipping the bowl of porridge into his anus?
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No.184646
>>184643
They also dont go all mushy. I love them.
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No.184647
>>184644
You know what to do, have a …
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No.184648
>>184646
Have you tried to buy them in bulk to save some cash?
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No.184649
>>184646
This is seriously fucked, all my joints feel nice and comfy and I need to shit again. Maybe 4mg was too much, but then again, why not
Guess I'm gonna become a minthead too now
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No.184650
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No.184651
>>184649
>4mg
That is about 5 cigarettes worth.
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No.184652
Protip
Take 10mg plus of nicabate then have a wank as you are chewing them
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No.184653
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No.184654
>>184652
What will happen?
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No.184655
>>184648
when they're on special (like 20 odd dollars for a three pack) I usually get three packs of three
>>184649
It's he only vice I have these days (apart from occasional codeine pills). There's no stigma of being a smoker and you dont smell and when you tell people they give you compliments for "trying to quit".I'm never going to quit them.
Welcome to the club.
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No.184656
Going to bunnings to get some new secateurs and some HJ's on the way back.
You want anything?
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No.184657
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No.184658
>>184656
Can you get me two whooper hunger tamer boxes?
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No.184659
>>184589
I'm eating the free shortbread cookie that came with the coffee I bought. Had an 'interesting' talk with the old lady who served me…
>Her "So what have you got planned for today?"
>"N-not much actually"
>Her "Oh well…"
>"Ss-s-sorry to rub it in"
And she just sorta smiled at that last part, now I can't get it out of my mind. Was she being genuinely polite about what I was doing with my day or did she see me as a deadbeat the moment I walked in and was being sarcastic with her questioning? Made me regret leaving the house either way.
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No.184660
>>184613
>when you haven't visited the last gen thread in /aus/
<it's not his actual name
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No.184661
>>184656
Approximately 2 metres of rope should suffice for what I have planned, and a snag cheers m80
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No.184662
>>184659
You spilled your spaghetti but there is no point ruminating over it. Just let it go.
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No.184663
>>184659
I do not why she didn't go into protective custody. The amount of methadone babies and children fetal alcohol syndrome born to mothers in jail would higher. They know what having a child with a disability is and can very much relate to the young man she killed. Well at least she will live with the thrill of waking up to her burn scars each day
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No.184664
>>184659
At least you had a bit of a convo, I would have just made my mum buy the food
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No.184665
>>184661
Don't forget you will need heavy duty rope if you are an executive sized NEET.
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No.184666
just got a cool hat and poster from the shopping centre, they were giving em away for free
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No.184667
>>184663
They probably figured women aren't as violent as men.
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No.184668
>>184660
Please don't respond to posters who look to cause trouble.
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No.184669
>>184661
>Approximately 2 metres of rope should suffice for what I have planned
Don't buy the cheap stuff high tension rope for executive sized NEETS . What is your plan if someone finds you?
There is a beautiful man on 'You can't ask that' on the ABC that was found after being dead for almost an hour. His body had Rigor mortis that greatly impacted his movement decreasing his quality of life while now being eligible for the DSP
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No.184671
>>184669
I wish I was eligible for the DSP but do I really? We all seem to say we want it but once we get it, it's whole different story
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No.184672
>>184668
chaosNEETs are required to remind us all that our government funded lives are built on very poor foundations.
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No.184673
>>184667
Anything against children, teens, women or any sex crime (pervert, thrill kills) is when you should go into protective custody. Those crimes and looked down upon in the hierarchy of jail. Someone will find you and get their revenge on you for what someone else did to them I heard from someone who was in jail for drug possession not me
>>184671
Depends on your outlook on life. DSP means you cannot work because you cannot function in society . If you want to become part of society later on you can still work for a set number of hours, even if you go over they may only reduce your payment. The only risk is re-assessment but if you are confident that your disability will not improve you should be fine. If you have stable employment, enjoy the lifestyle as a wagie at this point you always get off the DSP and apply for it later by walking back through to the depths of hell
>>184672
It's like receiving a call from Max or Cenno on a private line. Adds a bit of extra spice to our lives
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No.184674
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No.184675
>>184674
The Hairy NEET Legs folder expands again. thank you.
I have looked down and seen higher numbers than that. I know the struggle mate.
How tall are you?
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No.184676
>>184666
Why didn't you tell them you were already a subscriber of shitted and were not interested?
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No.184677
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No.184678
>>184674
those are some clean feet
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No.184679
>>184673
>It's like receiving a call from Max or Cenno on a private line. Adds a bit of extra spice to our lives
you aren't the infamous NEEThunter are you? Secret double agent of centrelink who stalks us in the dark? I have missed some calls from a private number who I know is centrelink, and who even left a message but
>tfw phone calls
so i haven't called them back yet.
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No.184680
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No.184681
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No.184682
>>184674
There was a time when the flesh of NEETs, especially overweight NEETs, disgusted me. But now I find I can look at even the hairy pale flabby feet of a fat NEET and not be disgusted at all.
I think I have even come to see a certain beauty in the NEET form.
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No.184683
>>184677
Not big enough to fuse to a chair though and win the competition
>>184679
No I wish that guy would come back, he had some interesting ideas about not using the Cenno app when you are away and other interesting thoughts. Have you enabled voice mail messages to hear what Cenno has to said. The only time I got a call from them was when they were approving a delayed payment.
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No.184684
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No.184685
>>184684
Any plans for the day?
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No.184686
>>184685
Get my interlocker servied, call the cops, go to cenno if uni gets back to me
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No.184687
>>184686
Going to pop into Dan's?
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No.184688
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No.184689
>>184688
How much booze have you got in the warehouse right now?
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No.184690
>>184688
Are you still depressed?
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No.184691
>>184689
None
>>184690
I dunno I've been on anti-depressant goy pills for like 8 years now so I don't really know what normal feels like anymore
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No.184692
>>184674
Only small-size fast-food meals from now on
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No.184693
>>184691
Have you gone off the pills for any length of time during those 8 years?
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No.184694
>>184693
For about 4-6 months before mum kicked me out and then I kinda crumbled again
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No.184695
>>184694
So do you think the pills help?
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No.184696
>>184695
In one way I guess they do, but I'm pretty pissed that I can't really feel actual happiness, on the rare chance good things happen to me I just accept it as a fact and have no real emotional response apart from "this is good", ya know
Maybe thats why I'm such a goonhead, the only time I can truly feel content and good. Gotta get off these pills, hopefully before I go overseas
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No.184697
>>184696
I always recommend people get off them, but some people do say they help. I guess it comes down to individual experience. I'm glad I stopped taking them.
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No.184698
Got two small whopper meals.
>$10
pretty good.
Didn't get you any rope, thought you might enjoy suffering a little longer and there was a cute girl at the door greeting people who I asked out for you but she said it was against store policy. She didn't seem very interested anyway.
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No.184699
>>184657
Reminded me of this
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No.184700
>>184698
>there was a cute girl
have a wank
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No.184701
>>184699
Vile roastie defiling Bunnings with her attention whoring.
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No.184702
>>184699
I'd give her a snag.
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No.184703
>>184702
Probably a brown one.
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No.184704
>>184700
I caught her looking at me a few times when I was waiting in queue to be served. I looked back at her and smiled and she awkwardly looked the other way and pretended to be doing something.
>>184703
They all love extra charcoal.
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No.184705
>>184704
Whenever a NEET says something about a girl looking at them etc I always think they must be delusional. But it might be true I suppose.
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No.184706
>>184704
I wish girls would look at me. They haven't ever since I got the bump on my nose I'm not actually sure if they looked at me before the bump on my nose, but I feel like they would have
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No.184707
Those crisps that are made to look like french fries are a pain in the arse to eat.
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No.184708
>>184707
How can you have crisps that look like french fries
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No.184709
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No.184710
>>184706
wat happened to your nose, m8?
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No.184711
>>184709
I'm surprised they are still around. Seem like a relic of a bygone era.
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No.184712
>>184709
oh those. yes the crunched up ones at the moment are difficult to eat have a wank to ease the frustration
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No.184713
>>184710
My phone hit my nose at an awkward angle and it left a bony callus on the bridge of my nose on the right side
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No.184714
>>184713
Have you thought about repeating it on the left side?
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No.184715
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No.184716
I can't tell if noseNEET is a funny bugger who plays it subtle or if he is genuinely mentally ill.
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No.184717
>>184715
girls like symmetrical faces i've heard
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No.184718
>>184717
Symmetry is an important feature
>>184716
I don't see how my being worried about the bony callus on my nose is the same as being mentally ill
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No.184719
How much is a decent breatho
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No.184720
>>184719
You shouldn't leave the house without brushing your leg hair.
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No.184721
>>184719
I still reckon Dan should corner the interlock market
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No.184722
>>184718
You posted a pic of your nose and there is nothing noticeably wrong with it at all.
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No.184723
>>184721
The normies would complain about the responsible service of alcohol, I think the best counter solution would be having a Dan's with 500m to 1km of the shop
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No.184724
>>184706
Maybe the bump can become your defining feature for the biddies to look at.
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No.184725
>>184719
RAA has them for $200 I think, they're the same as the cops ones.
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No.184726
>>184725
>RAA
They don't know what that is outside of SA.
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No.184727
>>184726
I like the gril in the RAA advert
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No.184728
<blew 400 aud on a racing wheel that doesn't fucking work
<can't refund because the manufacturers swindled me for a month to even check if it's dead
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
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No.184729
>>184728
>can't refund
Yes you can. Just cite the Australian consumer law.
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No.184730
>>184727
>advert
Been about a decade since I saw one of those.
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No.184731
>>184725
Oh, I thought they were nationwide. The people who do car insurance. I just looked it up I think the closest Vic has is RACV.
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No.184732
>>184731
that was meant for >>184726
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No.184733
>>184722
It's difficult to capture the angle at which it's noticeable
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No.184734
>>184729
what if i brought the wheel online
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No.184735
>>184730
Sometimes I turn on the evening news just to see what the news reader lady is wearing. They cut to ad breaks pretty often.
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No.184736
>>184733
Shave your face mate. Mo's accentuate your nose.
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No.184737
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No.184739
>>184737
I don't have a lawyer and I'm not good at bluffing, does the law trumps over some gay policy. i brought it on amazon
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No.184740
>>184733
I can not see anything that would make me look twice at you or think you have something wrong with your nose.
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No.184741
>>184735
>Sometimes I turn on the evening news just to see what the news reader lady is wearing
have a wank
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No.184742
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No.184743
>>184742
Those feet dont look like a bigboy's.
You're holding something aren't you?
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No.184744
There's quite a few pleasantly plump NEETs in here
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No.184745
You are not even close to maxing out that scale mate.
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No.184746
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No.184747
>>184742
>>184743
We will need to see the obese limbs and appendages in the shot for verification.
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No.184748
>>184746
your legs look like the legs of a skinny lanklet asian.
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No.184749
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No.184750
Do you guys replay video games after you finish them?
As soon as I finish a game I cant get back into them.
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No.184751
>>184747
>>184748
I'm a 6'4 giant man
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No.184752
>>184750
Not modern ones. Occasionally I'll track down a copy of one of the Sierra games I played in the 80s and go through it again.
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No.184753
>>184751
Is that you white water rafting NEET?
you do not look as fat as you are. You carry it pretty well.
That is one of the more interesting pics for my NEET Hairy Legs folder. Thank you.
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No.184754
>>184752
>Sierra games
I loved those. Police Quest, space quest, leisure suit larry.
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No.184755
>>184753
You need to get started on compiling a NEET cumdies folder if you haven't already
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No.184756
>>184753
Indeed, I was around 142ish before I went to Townsville.
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No.184757
Fuck sake boys
5 fucking readings this month, the judge will definitely not take kindly to this
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No.184758
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No.184759
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No.184760
>>184750
All I do is replay old games. I can't start new ones any more. I don't have the attention span to learn how to play them.
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No.184761
>>184757
I do not understand what this means.
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No.184762
>>184761
I was over 0.02 5 times and it gets recorded. When I go to court the judge will make his decision on if I should have it removed.
Currently I'm at 18 readings
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No.184763
>>184761
Prolly has to front a magistrate with the readings from his interlocker. ie he tried to start his car pissed 5 times.
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No.184764
>>184762
How much longer can they make you keep it?
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No.184765
>>184762
M8 why did you even get in your car if you had been drinking?
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No.184766
>>184757
Never knew you had to see a judge just to get it removed after the 'interlock period' is over or are you seeking to get it removed before then?
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No.184767
>>184765
Its all from being hungover
>>184766
You do if its a court ordered one, because my reading was above 0.10 it goes through the court and not vic roads, i think
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No.184768
>>184581
I had a dream I was fucking a dead clone of myself in the ass
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No.184769
>>184698
I have to do everything around here
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No.184770
>>184594
My dad's on dsp, he used to beat me for only being on new start
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No.184771
>>184769
Where are you going to hang that rope?
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No.184772
>>184674
Let's get you into some new threads
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No.184773
>>184742
>>184751
The skeles are shaking in there boots
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No.184774
>>184769
lol did you buy some rope just for a meme?
That is dedication to the NEET general.
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No.184775
>>184771
The only anchor points in the house are ceiling fans that would probably be ripped out if I…
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No.184776
Wonder how long this will last?
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No.184777
All smoker neets should try the mints. It's like slowly sucking on an endless dart for an hour, feels good with none of the negatives.
Its actually better than smoking completely
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No.184778
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No.184779
>>184772
Fuck kingsize. Start of last year I only could only fit into 5xl, now I can fit into 3xl and can fit into jeans which aren't in the fat cunt section.
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No.184780
>>184779
Your a fucking skele
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No.184781
>>184777
What would happen if a non-smoker NEET tried the mint?
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No.184782
>>184781
Nicotine is a stimulant. You would get a bit of a rush.
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No.184783
Fuck that story you wrote yesterday was good Monk. I just wanted to say it again.
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No.184784
>>184782
I wonder if it would make my anxiety worse
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No.184785
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No.184786
>>184784
Many people find nicotine to have a relaxing effect.
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No.184787
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No.184788
I have been reading up on these nicabate mints and it turns out there is another ingredient in them apart from nicotine which has a laxative effect.
Nicabate addict anon are you constantly doing liquid shits?
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No.184789
>>184788
Is that to stop people from abusing the mints?
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No.184790
>>184789
No it is an artificial sweetener.
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No.184791
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From the commercial I assume most people order online and are too embarrassed to go into the store
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No.184793
>>184791
I can't buy clothes online any more although I wish I could. Too often even if they were the right size they were unflattering on me. I have to go in and try things on.
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No.184794
>tfw not on death row in some south East Asian shithole with warehouseneet after a neet sex holiday goes terribly wrong
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No.184795
>>184783
I must say I'm a pretty good writer. They were gonna kick me out of highschool because I had the highest record for detentions, mostly from being late and not completing work. They would only let me stay if I took 2 English subjects because it was all I was good at without trying.
Just told Dad about the beers I'd had from his slab. He seemed ok with it, more disappointed than pissed off. Told me that he just sees me constantly treading water in life and that he wants me to upwards, and reminded me that hes offered to help in anyway possible many times but I always refuse. Turns out they are fucking rare as hell, he got em off a mate who has a friend with a restaurant who got a bunch of em but they ended up deciding not to stock them. He said don't worry about it but I still wanna order a box in the future to resolve my guilt.
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No.184796
>bunch of money from Yuletide and yet I don't know what to spend it on
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No.184797
>>184795
Good on you for fessing up to your Dad mate.
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No.184799
>>184796
Money is for saving, not spending.
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No.184801
$35 million Powerball Jackpot tonight NEETs. Who has their tickets?
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No.184802
>>184801
How much is it? I might jump on just to see what happens
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No.184803
>>184795
Your dad sounds like a beta, my dad would have marched down to the warehouse and forced me to drink a carton of cum
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No.184805
>>184803
That is not a productive comment.
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No.184806
>>184802
It can cost as little as a few bucks. It depends how many "games" you buy.
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No.184808
>>184801
If you buy lotto you deserve to be a neet
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No.184810
Feeling really depressed today
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No.184811
>>184810
Go for a walk. Get some sunlight and fresh air.
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No.184812
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No.184813
I've done as much as I can dealing all the stuff I had planned for this week. Now just waiting for response emails and phone calls and stuff.
Feels good lads, my immediate thought was to get on the goon but I've put that aside for now. Tempted to visit Dan though
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No.184814
My toilet roll holder is broken
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No.184815
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No.184816
>>184814
how does that even happen
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No.184817
>>184816
I knocked it once when I was blackout drunk (trying to shit or throw up) and it's slowly been falling off
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No.184818
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No.184819
>>184813
Good on you mate, you are pulling yourself together well. Stay clear of Dan, he has nothing to offer but misery.
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No.184820
>>184751
that looks much proportionate for the weight
>>184752
even the ones where you can do heaps of shit (like fallout and open world ones) bore me as soon as i finish
>>184760
I bought a ps4 about ths time last year because the new red dead was supposed to be released then (it still isnt) and i liked the first one
>>184769
lol at the rope
next time you go say you have a voucher for 2 small meals, $10 is aboutthe price of one meal
>>184776
thats a strange flavour
>>184788
nah, i've been abusing them for years. my shits are normal
>>184801
I hope dreaming about the winnings is worth the cost every week
>>184814
I can feel the anger just looking at that pic
you can be a monster
Sorry for towerposting, I went to sleep after eating hj's and mowing the yard.
Had a dream about being up at some little pub (that doesn't really exist) and I had a shot of some alcohol. I was talking to the barman who reminded me of a fisherman crossed with a pirate but had a homo thing to him, which was weird because he looked about 60 and was fat as fuck. I dont know he had a la-di-da thing but was many at the same time.
He was saying that the river only flows once every hundred years and that's the only time you can get authentic whatever it was i was drinking.
It got me drunk in the dream but i kept complaining that it was hot although i wouldnt take of my jacket.
The drunk feeling was pretty real (I haven't had a drink in a couple years).
Good dream.
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No.184821
<The drug that caused a mass overdose among nine backpackers who were hospitalised in Perth has been identified as a common prescription drug called hyoscine, which is used to treat travel sickness.
http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/drug-that-caused-perth-overdose-revealed/news-story/2a789b1ad03a7dff3fc62594aa4a7168
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No.184822
>>184821
lol
what a bunch of fuckwits, obviously has the opposite effect.
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No.184823
>>184820
>I hope dreaming about the winnings is worth the cost every week
It actually is. I always like to have at least one ticket lined up for a future draw so that I can fantasise about what winning would be like. It is worth a few dollars.
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No.184824
>>184822
They were the travel sickness and they got treated.
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No.184825
>>184824
Wiki says it has recreational uses
Why the fuck would anyone do that, just get a goonsack
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No.184826
>>184825
They probably got scammed. Got told it was something else.
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No.184827
Looking to move out of mummy's house? Look no further, free rent this man is offering the only catch is you might have to dress up like a girl
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No.184829
Worked out who my gay barman was in my dream (or the inspiration for him)
Onslow from Keeping Up Appearances.
He is a bit of a gay cunt.
And I went to the hills yesterday, I crossed a river near a weir that supplies Adelaide with water. As for drinking that's probably from reading Danposts.
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No.184830
>>184827
It's not a bad deal.
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No.184831
>>184827
Or you can have this room and you can walk around the house naked and masturbate
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No.184832
>>184831
Unironically interested.
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No.184833
Coles already have hot-cross buns on sale.
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No.184834
>>184833
Good I like them. I don't see why everyone makes such a fuss about it.
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No.184835
>>184829
>As for drinking that's probably from reading Danposts.
The NEET General is not a good influence these days.
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No.184836
>>184825
I did that shit in high school, you can't walk right and you can see through your eyelids, it's like a tippy version of benzos
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No.184837
Nicabate mint anon how many do you use per day?
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No.184838
>>184835
I dont very often get cravings for a drink but just before xmas I really wanted one. I blame Dan, he's a cunt.
>>184837
I think I've had 5 so far today, I had my nap with one.
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No.184839
>>184837
I've had 3, gonna take a shit and have my 4th
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No.184840
>>184839
I forget to tell you before but you'll work it out anyway. Put the mint in a different spot each time, they burn into your gum a little bit if you keep putting them in the same spot
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No.184841
>>184840
Yeah I'm alternating between left and right, after a minute or two on the tongue to soften it up at first.
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No.184842
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No.184843
>>184842
Twice as fast as mine
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No.184844
>>184843
I wasn't boasting or anything, I dont get what any of it means and it doesn't have a comparison or an average shown.
Are you on NBN? I'm not, it's supposed to be hooked on this area in the next few months.
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No.184845
Had a tomato,lettuce,spinach, green capsicum and olive salad with some brown rice on the side.Anyone else on a diet?
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No.184846
>>184845
I am always on a diet.
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No.184847
>>184844
It means you get 16 Megabits down, theres 8 bits in a byte so that means your theoretical max speed should be about 2mb/s
I get 8Mbps (Megabits) and rarely ever push past 1 meg a second.
I'm on ADSL I think, telstra. NBN coming soon
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No.184848
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No.184849
>>184847
I'm on telstra too, recently changed over from dodo.
Their selling point that I thought was good was the modem. It turns into like a phone hotspot if the connection drops out and goes to a 4G thing.
https://www.telstra.com.au/broadband/extras/frontier
I also have "telstra air" but i've never used that
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No.184851
Pulling my fuckin hair out trying to setup OpenVPN
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No.184852
>>184851
Assuming your using a Linux host, follow one of the Linode guides. There's not much to it.
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No.184853
Just cooked and ate an entire babby lamb ribcage.
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No.184854
>>184848
Prediction:
rapeNEET says "rape her"
wankNEET says "have a wank"
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No.184855
>>184848
she seems like fun
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No.184856
>>184852
Looks a lot simpler than whats listed on the (terribly ugly) Debian wiki
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No.184857
>>184853
Nice. How did you season it?
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No.184858
>>184857
Just salt, pepper and a little bit of garlic powder. I didn't have time to grab traditional lamb herbs like rosemary & thyme.
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No.184859
>>184858
Sounds good. Did you eat with your hands like an animal?
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No.184860
>>184859
After I pulled it out of the weber I cut between each rib to make cutlets, but I ate those with my hands.
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No.184861
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No.184862
I can feel Dan calling me
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No.184863
>>184862
Like wind through the trees, Dan whispers in the breeze.
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No.184864
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No.184865
>>184863
>>184864
>>184862
Every Thursday night is a dans night
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No.184866
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.184867
Sometimes I sit down to piss because I just can't be fucked standing up
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No.184868
>>184866
The quality was too high, could you reduce it to 60p?
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No.184869
>>184868
That was the quality of my life at 17.
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No.184870
>>184869
Congrats on the perfect metaphor
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No.184871
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No.184872
>>184870
tfw you've never visited Dan in your entire life
how much of a bad boy have I been?
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No.184873
>>184872
Why did you link it to that post?
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No.184874
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No.184875
>>184867
Only skeles piss standing up
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No.184876
>>184874
Piss goes in the toilet. You are doing the right thing keeping that nasty stuff out of your body.
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No.184877
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No.184878
I am trying very hard to stay awake. I didn't get much sleep last night and am very tired. But if I succumb to a nap now it will be another night of bad sleep. I must make it until at least 9pm.
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No.184879
>>184878
Should've had a nap earlier grandpa.
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No.184880
>>184879
he would have enough time to:
had a cone
visit uncle Dan's
Cenno business
most importantly have a wank
If he had a nap
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No.184881
>>184873
I was phoneposting hehe
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No.184882
>>184880
The world could've been his oyster and he could've fucked it but instead he's going to be too tired to appreciate his dindins, go to bed early then not be able to go back to sleep when he gets up at 4 to have a piss.
I thought you were supposed to become responsible with old age.
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No.184883
>>184882
4am would be ok, the other day I did the same thing hes doing and I woke up at fucking midnight
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No.184884
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
GOTY
>>>/v/14093054
>Classes.
>Races.
>40 players.
>multi-channel chat, with notes.
>The white board.
>All made by Homeland Security
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No.184885
I keep flexing and caressing my own biceps. It is a very bad habit.
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No.184886
>>184885
No it's not, keep doing it.
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No.184887
>>184886
Do you do it too?
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No.184888
Day 2 or 3 of low carb diet. Only managed 8mins of high intensity this morning before I felt totally gassed which was unusual but my body must be getting used to the lower calories and carbs. Finished off morning cardio with 22mins of walking. Did deadlift this morning as well and ended the day with a 30min incline walk in the afternoon. Had some nice cauliflower rice with broccoli and chicken breast for dinner which will set me well below 20g of carbs a day.
I am surprised I haven't crashed and burned already
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No.184889
Why do I keep getting hungry so quickly? I had a decent burger for breakfast and then a large enough stirfry for lunch, no snacks in between.
I guess it is almost 8
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No.184890
>>184884
Now they just gotta make a school raping simulation
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No.184891
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No.184892
>>184890
Added mod hopefully.
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No.184893
>>184888
Get some of these keto sticks and they will tell you if it's working or not
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No.184894
Awkward small talk with the coles delivery guy.
>everytime
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No.184895
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No.184896
>>184894
They don't give you the option to just have the groceries left on the porch?
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No.184897
Day 1 gf hunt:
Theory: girls like shopping
Prac:
>went for a walk around the local shopping spot
>literally no parks on a Thursday?(spent 20 mins driving around)
>girls everywhere
>90% of the girls are out of my age bracket(18-23)
>90% of the girls in my age bracket are not attractive to me
>90% of the girls im attracted to are not attracted to me
>90% of the remaining girls are in long term relationships/used up
>100% of those last girls dont wanna date a jobless neet
Conclusion:
Gonna have to pretend to have or acutally get a job to have any chance. Also there is no opportunity to talk to girls when they are shopping, seems like something more passive might give me a better spot. Perhaps a park or place where wagies go to eat lunch.
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No.184898
>>184893
I knew a woman who went into keto and she smelt like dying fish for a day.
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No.184899
I got OpenVPN to work with an install script.
It works but I don't understand anything about it, sigh. Guess I'll do that tomorrow.
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No.184900
>>184899
Start a thread tomorrow and I'll try answer any questions you have.
I was a UNIX sysadmin for 10 years, then got sacked for calling a female manager a cunt, then checked out for 7 years or so as a NEET. Been an infosec wagie for the last six months or so.
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No.184901
>>184889
Try exercising and eating more protein. Exercise and protein are appetite suppressants. Stop eating burgers for breakfast.
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No.184902
>>184900
Cool, I'm hopefully on my way to an infosec career myself.
Can you recommend any relevant IRC channels?
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No.184903
>>184902
I haven't used IRC since the late 90's, but EFnet used to have a few channels like #phrack with the various movers and shakers back then.
These days twitter is where it's at. Social media is cancer, but you probably want to build up a solid list of players in the industry. Try and ignore the drama and bullshit and focus on the linked blogposts etc.
Fuck I feel old posting this.
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No.184904
>>184896
I pay by eftpos so i'd have to talk to them anyway.
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No.184905
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No.184906
>>184902
Forgot to say there are also a bunch of Slack communities that are pretty good. sectalks, bsides, in particular have lots of talented Australian people on them.
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No.184907
>>184905
Stop making those sort of comments please. You know they have a bad effect on people.
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No.184908
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No.184909
>>184906
Thanks for the tip, I'll check it out
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No.184910
>>184897
>90% of the girls in my age bracket are not attractive to me
why?
also what did they do to poor old samuel?
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No.184911
>>184909
No probs.
It's costly (and hard), but as far as certs go, focus on the OSCP if you're going to pick one. It'll put you head and shoulders above everybody else looking for a job.
I don't really want to dox myself, but feel free to start threads/ask questions and I'll try and answer them if and when I see them.
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No.184912
>>184911
I was thinking of that after my CCNA
I'll keep that in mind, thanks hackerNEET
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No.184913
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No.184914
>>184913
Seriously. I'm not.
Firstly, Canberra is a shithole.
Secondly, they don't hire complete brokens.
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No.184915
>>184914
I'm just pretending to be a sperg but you defending yourself is making me question my lack of questioning.
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No.184916
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Listening to The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem is pretty good.
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No.184917
>>184916
I didn't look at the video, it's all censored.
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No.184918
Dans shuts in 8 minutes
Takes me 6 to get there
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No.184919
>>184827
Saddam?
>>184829
>He is a bit of a gay cunt
He's always turning down Daisy's advances so maybe you're right
>>184897
>no opportunity to talk to girls when they are shopping
Try approaching them when they're alone and in a quiet area, such as the dressing rooms of a department store
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No.184920
>>184918
>2 minutes spare
have a wank
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No.184921
I could go to the gook but I won't.
Now what do I do? What do people even do at night? Don't tell me to have a wank, I'll do that in bed
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No.184922
>>184914
>complete brokens.
<posts on NEET gen in /aus/
while denying that he's from ASIO slow clap well done ASIO-NEET
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No.184923
>>184921
I play video games and watch anime. New season starts in 2 days with mage's bride so wash your daki in preparation.
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No.184924
>>184922
I'm glad someone else caught it. I don't want to be the only paranoid NEET.
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No.184925
>>184900
>wagie
>what are you doing here?
Actually I'm curious how you got back into the workforce after seven years of unemployment. Was it hard finding work? I mean how long did it take to find a job and how did you convince your employer your job skills were still relevant in the current market?
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No.184926
>>184921
Read a book. Watch a movie. Watch a TV show.
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No.184927
>>184910
Because I have way too high standards.
>>184919
Ive tried cornering them in the bathroom but it hasnt ended well so far.
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No.184928
Peach and raspberry sorbet flavour.
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No.184929
>>184926
Those are all unproductive and boring
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No.184930
>>184906
>"Slack communities"
Reminds me of a certain board on 8chan…
kek
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No.184931
>>184922
Not sure I get it?
>>184925
I "consulted" a few hours a week under my own banner and did some subcontracting for another Adelaide company. My tech skills are good, my personal skills are fucked.
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No.184932
>>184931
How much did you make consulting
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No.184933
>>184932
$65 p/h sub-contracting. $180 if I snagged something for myself directly.
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No.184934
How the main cenno page show when your next payment is coming through? I think they might've cut me off
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No.184935
>>184933
What are your major skills in, networking?
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No.184936
>>184931
<Indicates that ASIO does not hire complete brokens
<Indicates that he is living in Canberra, ASIO's base operation is a shit whole
Are you really?
>Achieving a Just and Secure Society
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No.184937
>>184935
As I said previosly, 10 years as a UNIX sysadmin. Most of that at a national ISP.
Yes, I'm pretty strong with networking.
Go on, dox me.
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No.184938
>>184929
Go shit in your hat.
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No.184939
>>184937
You're stressing me the fuck out.
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No.184940
Rate my meme, its so hard to tell if something is funny after you spend 20 mins putting the pictures together.
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No.184941
>>184936
Stop making these posts.
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No.184942
>>184937
How do I get a job as a sysadmin or the IT administrator if I have no experience or qualifications? What TAFE certificate should I do
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No.184943
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No.184944
>>184939
You cunts are stressing me out.
I try and offer some advice to a dude setting up OpenVPN and suddenly I'm a fucking spook.
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No.184945
>>184941
tbh the guy posting his job description is much more unsettling.
>>184944
Welcome to /aus/
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No.184946
Enough the doxxing threats. We are all a nervous bunch already.
t. rhys
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No.184947
>>184916
He should have retired after Eminem show
The dude low key came out as a fag recently , in an interview he said he uses grinder for dating.
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No.184948
>>184946
Sometimes I even think you're a plant, here to make us lower our guard.
>see nothing bad happens if you get doxxed.
Trust nobody
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No.184949
This board needs someone to police it so cunts like this ASIO faggot can't keep shitting everything up just to amuse themselves.
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No.184950
>>184893
Gonna have to give up the goon if you are going keto
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No.184951
>>184949
There is no proof that he is ASIO, shut up faggot.
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No.184952
>>184942
I went to uni after high school to study computer science. Got turfed out after 2 years for not studying and breaking into the Solaris servers.
Approached my old high school (a private school) asking if they had any jobs going. Got a job in IT support.
ISP advertised sysadmin job, applied, got it.
10 years elapse. Get sacked for calling a cunt a cunt.
Do some consulting work when it's available (~16k per year).
Do some certifications here and there as money permits.
Get fed up with living payment to payment and get a real job.
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No.184953
>>184944
can't blame them, morrison has cenno patrolling /aus/ 24/7
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No.184954
>>184951
Stop your stupid games.
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No.184955
Can we all take a moment to recognise that I didn't drink tonight.
I appreciate your applause, new near new neet
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No.184956
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>184951
You're one of them.
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No.184957
>>184955
The night's not over yet.
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No.184958
>>184952
When you get given a story do they give you fake family and friends too?
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No.184959
Do not respond to this cunt making all the posts accusing people of being ASIO.
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No.184960
>>184959
yeah, fucking asio shitting up neetgen again
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No.184961
Do not respond to this cunt making all the posts pretending not to be part of ASIO.
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No.184962
I will dox anyone who mentions ASIO again
t. actual ASIONEET
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No.184963
>>184943
I am not happy with this review.
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No.184964
>>184959
I wish I could filter them, what retard thinks just because someone works in IT that they are ASIO.
>>184952
So I have to go to uni pretty much? I'm interested in the field but I don't know if I'd be able to handle the money that uni costs. (Don't want a debt)
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No.184965
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No.184966
>>184964
You could do a TAFE course, get a relevant job, and build a portfolio on github or something
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No.184967
>>184964
He doesn't think that, he is a troll you moron. Stop responding to him.
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No.184968
Man, this is what it feels like to suck on nicobate mints
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No.184969
>>184964
No, you don't need uni. I wasn't clear, but I fucked it all up. Just know your shit and you'll be fine.
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No.184970
>>184951
>There is no proof that he is ASIO, shut up faggot.
<Indicates the hiring procedures of government agencies in reference to the NEETs here.
<ASIO is one of the only government department with only a office in Canberra, those government security jobs require national security clearance because he's accessing machines that could contain confidential information.
<Even if he's not working for ASIO, he's working part of National Security team as a contractor
The The Australian National Audit Office would not like his posts and Australia has a security sharing agreements with burgerland
>>184962
plz do me I want to be NEET famous
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No.184971
>>184967
There's at least two of us but yeas, I was "trolling", I call it funposting because you shouldn't be that new to not be able to notice what i'm doing but I wont bring it up any more because you dont see it as funny and we all better adhere to your rules and regulations on what you think the gen should be.
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No.184972
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No.184973
>>184971
You know there are people here who are mentally ill and paranoid. fuck you.
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No.184974
>>184968
We are a pair of nicotine addicted kindred spirits, just got another 3pack delivered from coles. On special for $23
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No.184975
>>184973
I am one. Half of the shit posted here doesn't sit well with me but if I dont like it that much I should leave not sook about it.
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No.184976
>>184974
Huh, didn't know you could get em from coles. Thats helpful because I hate going to the chemist
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No.184977
>>184971
you do not understand what autism is we will pick on the very minor details you expose about yourself that's when you notice this it becomes a funny post
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No.184978
>>184976
It's generally cheapest at Priceline but when Coles have it on special it's cheaper there and they have it on special pretty often (like once every couple months).
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No.184979
ASIO neet has activated his botnet trying to duck this one. We are NOT gonna let that happen.
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No.184980
>>184979
ASIO has a very loud voice.
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No.184981
Should I learn python first or jump straight into C?
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No.184983
>>184981
I learned C first, but every faggot is learning Python these days.
That said, you're OS kernel isn't written in a scripting language.
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No.184984
>>184955
Nice work, I managed to read another 25 pages of a novel today. These are small but positive steps to a successful GF2018
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No.184985
>>184980
The audio quality also rapped my ears
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No.184986
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No.184987
>>184986
>tfw happy on minto
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No.184988
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No.184989
>tfw a cockroach walks over you in bed
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No.184990
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No.184991
Executive sized NEETs I need your advice, have you ever used your skin folds to kill a cockroach
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No.184992
>>184989
Had that happen while I was sleeping
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No.184993
>>184992
It's fucken happened before, thankfully I caught the bastard with a shoe and gave him a good dose of poison
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No.184994
>>184990
Not as good as yesterdays, use the embed field.
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No.184995
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
One more boring Thursday night in Adelaide.
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No.184996
Tomorrow I will get the text telling me if I'm rostered on at the steel mill or not
Either way it sucks. Yes, I have to work.
No, I will be fucked for cash and probably have to take out a loan on my uni fees to pay for this state sponsored sex holiday
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No.184997
Im convinced most of you are here to talk to yourself out loud.
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No.184998
>>184994
I liked it. It reminded me of an amature couple with the woman only wanting the head of his dick in, but the guy goes all the way in, to ease her into anal. That song would be make a good backing track to the amateur video
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No.184999
>>184997
What give's you that impression?
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No.185000
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No.185001
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No.185002
>>185000
was about to say the same thing nice trips btw
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No.185003
>>185002
cheers mate, I do what I can.
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No.185004
>>184993
This one escaped so I had a hard time falling back to sleep that night
>>184990
Never heard of them before but their sound instantly reminded me of the music from the Mortal Kombat movie, and sure enough they're the same people behind it. Good find
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No.185005
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No.185006
>>184997
Sometimes I'm convinced I don't get replies because I don't post with an /aus flag
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No.185007
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here's a helpful guide for neets seeking to complete gf2018
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No.185008
>>184997
I sometimes worry that my posts focus on me too much. Yet here I am making your post all about me, so fuck it I don't know
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No.185009
>>185008
>I sometimes worry that my posts focus on me too much. Yet here I am making your post all about me, so fuck it I don't know
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No.185010
>>185009
Well yeah that's what the previous poster who definitely isn't me was talking about in the second line of my post
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No.185011
>>184795
Take a picture of this elusive beer mi, I'm curious
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No.185012
>>185007
As a fat neet this cut deeply
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No.185013
>>185011
I can't bare to look at it
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No.185014
Still haven't caved in to the alcoholic jew in the current year neetos
Might even make it to australia day
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No.185015
>>185007
>try googling it
>no, thankyou
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No.185016
>>185014
Did you get pissed on New year's
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No.185017
>>185016
I passed out drunk before the fireworks. It was not as fun as I was hoping tbh
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No.185018
Neetking should film some cold approaches with his chink Google glasses
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No.185019
>>185007
It's all about confidence brah.
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No.185020
Fuck I completely forgot to post this on Christmas. Such a nice story.
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No.185021
>>185014
Is this you monk? I thought you got a gooktao longneck the other day.
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No.185022
>>185018
He should head down to Armadale and charm the wildlife with his mysterious foreign accent
>>185021
No, monkneet is too far gone to give up alcohol
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No.185023
>>185022
Whichever NEET you are, good work getting off Dan's tit. Were you a heavy drinker?
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No.185024
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No.185025
>>185021
No, but this is my first night in ages without booze. Its 11 and I'm feeling kinda tired, which is a good sign. Slight headache though but I think thats from the nicobate minis. If I sleep well enough tonight then I'll see if I can pull off another booze free day tomorrow
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No.185026
>>185025
Top shit mate, yeah I get headaches sometimes when I go through too many mints (I think that's what they're from) but I counter it with painkillers.
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No.185027
Good evening NEETs. Just arose from my slumber, how are we all?
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No.185029
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No.185030
>>185023
Not especially heavy, but my reasons for drinking were not good ones. Also it is useless calories and a waste of valuable neetbux.
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No.185031
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No.185032
>>185027
Yeah, not too bad. Getting a bit sleepy though.
>>185030
Are you the gymNEET?
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No.185033
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No.185034
>>185032
Na I'm too autistic to go to a gym
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No.185035
>>185034
Me too,plus I'm too lazy to use my home one.
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No.185036
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No.185037
>>185036
That's a weird looking dessert, there's no sauce.
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No.185038
>>185036
How many kilos have you put on so far, big boy?
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No.185039
>>185036
that doesn't look like desert
i too had nachos today
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No.185040
I wish I had the energy to make nice food
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No.185041
>>185040
Just buy a bride to cook for you
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No.185042
Took my sleepy pills, gonna suck on a mint and watch some netflix in bed
Night neetos
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No.185043
>>185014
well done and I hope you keep going
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No.185044
>>185040
That's a double edged sword
>no energy to make good food
>no good food to give you energy
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/collections/4-ingredient-recipes
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No.185045
>>185040
what do you wanna make
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No.185046
>>185042
>sleepy pills
NK? did you take the mintmeme too?
>netflix
I hope Mum pays for it.
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No.185047
>>185046
No, monk here
She does
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No.185048
>>185047
Didn't know you took sleeping pills.
Sleep tight buddy.
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No.185050
>>185048
100mg of seroquel or I'm awake until dawn
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No.185051
>tfw working my 8th day in a row tomorrow
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No.185052
>>185051
The most I ever did was 12, with a few 12 hour shifts thrown in
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No.185053
>>185051
>tfw neeting my 1900th day in a row tomorrow
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No.185054
>>185050
Fuck, sorry to hear that. I was on that for a few years too. If it helps though.
>body shuts down but the thoughts keep going
I'm glad I grew out of that mindfuck, they did help me a bit through that.
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No.185055
>>185054
How did you get out of it? I'd like to try and lower my dose but its fucking impossible to cut those little 50mg pills in half
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No.185056
>>185054
>body shuts down but the thoughts keep going
sleep paralysis
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No.185057
>>184928
Looks good to go with a certain alcohol that I shall not say to avoid triggering the NEETs.
>>185036
Begone CarbNEET.
>>185040
Just force yourself to do things.
>>185042
Netflix is for faggots. What kind of NEET pays for subscriptions on such things?
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No.185058
>>185055
tbh I cant remember, I cant really even remember being on them and I was on them for at least a couple years. I think I just ended up smoking more dope (I wouldn't suggest that as a viable option though. I somehow ended up living with my dealer and dealing myself on the side and had to deal with crackheads and bikie-types).
I think the main thing that changed was I went back to studying and met some new people (I'm out of contact with them all now) and that helped me realise "life wasnt over" and in the matter of a year or so everything can change.
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No.185059
>>185056
Nah that's what the seroquil stopped for me, it made me a zombie where i didnt think.
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No.185060
>>185052
I worked a 10h shift Tuesday, my job doesn't pay overtime normally so my boss has to mess with shit to do it, I think 10h is the max you can work in a day at this job
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No.185062
>>185036
You're high in the ausneet deathpool
Ass cancer
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No.185063
>>185037
Had no salsa sadly
>>185038
15 since around october
>>185062
???
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No.185064
>>185063
Did it taste ok without salsa?
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No.185065
>>185064
It was a bit dry without but I made up for it with extra sour cream
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No.185066
>>185063
>15 since around october
Has mummybot called you mean names yet?
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No.185067
>>185062
How do i access this pool?
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No.185068
>>185066
Not yet but my roastie of a sister has
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No.185069
>>185036
Looks like you just emptied a tin of kidney beans onto the chips, dropped a dollop of sour cream on top of that then sprinkled a few pickled jalapenos all over. That's not how you do nachos m8
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No.185070
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No.185071
>>185069
That's exactly what I did,was too lazy to do better
>>185070
No clue only saw her at christmas tbh
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No.185072
>>185071
Damn, I wanted to snag myself a neet accent having waifu
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No.185073
How long must I be a NEET before developing a NEET accent?
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No.185074
>>185072
>neet accent
she has the roastie accent, just hearing it makes one want to rope up
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No.185075
>>185073
I was a neet for five years and I just sound like an australian beta autist
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No.185076
>>185073
I developed one well before becoming a neet, midway through high school but by then I was honestly almost a neet apart from school
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No.185077
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No.185078
>>185077
I don't sound like a seppo though
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No.185079
>>184848
what site is this
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No.185080
>>185078
NK doesn't have the authentic accent.
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No.185081
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No.185082
>>185081
i thought this was centelink.gov.au
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No.185083
>>185082
This website actually works sometimes
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No.185084
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No.185085
>>185053
You're only a year behind me, how's it going back there?
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No.185086
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.185087
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No.185088
Have an appointment with my disability employment service tomorrow, it's in the morning as well
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No.185089
>>185088
They rang me today but I never check my phone. I'll have to ring them back, they said they were on holiday until the 9th so I don't know what's up.
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No.185090
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No.185091
Gonna go to bed now
Don't leave it until the last minute to make the new thread, brainlets
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No.185092
>>185091
goodnight, don't forget to have a wank
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No.185094
This is what you support when you watch Netflix. Cuckolding propaganda.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=VS08cWZrlQA&feature=youtu.be
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No.185095
Really pissed off that I spent $12 on just one meal today
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No.185096
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No.185097
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No.185098
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No.185099
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No.185100
>>185096
This, >>184769 - a large whopper with cheese meal. The chips were nicely seasoned though, but I shouldn't be wasting the money. Got bills to pay next week ay
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No.185101
>>185100
fair enough, I'm pissing away my money too fast
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No.185102
i should've bought some ripple at 0.33
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No.185103
>>185102
Yeah and if the dog didn't stop for a piss it would've caught the rabbit
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No.185104
>>184928
I hate the fact that there's no sugar free options for the fancy shit
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No.185105
>>185101
That's the trouble with the Christmas holidays and in my case getting paid 4 days earlier than usual, it means that I'll be broke for 4 days more than usual
>tfw financially illiterate
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No.185106
>>184937
You sound like gookneet, he had a high paying IT job then quit so he could live off cenno and rape thai whores
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No.185107
>>184947
Yeah his asshole is all used up too
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No.185108
Why don't my dogs like pineapple juice?
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No.185109
>>185105
I got paid 4 weeks in advance
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No.185110
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No.185111
>>184991
I was taking a shit and a cockroach ran under the door into the toilet and I'd just wiped my ass and I panicked and squashed him with the shitty bunched up piece of toilet paper
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No.185112
>>184996
Don't you have 7 grand in the bank?
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No.185113
Been horny all day. Going to have a very intense wank.
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No.185114
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No.185115
>>185111
The raperoach will get you one day..
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No.185116
>>185007
He's a vice president sized neet
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No.185117
>>185114
On /gif/ getting warmed up
Will open up Pornhub shortly
My cumdies are going to be soaked
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No.185118
>>185104
There is, it's called the sink
>>185109
Wagie?
>>184991
Fat neets use their skin-folds to 'kill' the view of their cock
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No.185119
>>185117
Post a screenshot of the exact scene of whatever it is you nut to
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No.185120
>>185117
Don't forget to post a pic of your cumdies
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No.185121
>>185118
yeah, I get payed less than a DSPNEET and have 4 weeks off so I'm larping as a NEET
And I was unemployed only for a year after leaving HS and still am a younfag if you want me to leave
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No.185122
>>185121
it's been 2.5 years since i dropped out of highschool and i still dont have a job
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No.185123
>>185121
No don't leave. And as far as I'm concerned you're welcome back here even when you're back working.
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No.185124
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No.185125
>>185121
Youngfags welcome. I'm 21
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No.185126
>>185122
my only advice is that if you don't have a car you're fucked and if you do have a car and you're not a WA NEET since everything there is practically centralised in Perth, think about applying for hobs a fair bit away, pretty much got mine because my now boss was shocked to hear I travelled 400kms for an interview
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No.185127
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No.185128
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No.185129
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No.185130
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No.185131
>>185127
Time goes very fast, use it wisely
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No.185132
>>185122
>>185125
>>185127
So we have a 18, 20, between 19 and 21 and 21
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No.185133
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No.185134
>>185130
you're right
I wish I was chad president sized NEET
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No.185135
>>185126
i have a manual drivers license, on my green Ps at the moment.
did you move closer to this job or do you commute that large distance each time?
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No.185136
>>185127
You've chosen a great thread to begin the end of your life in
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No.185137
>>185135
Moved to a shitty hostel then to a shittier sharehouuse, moving out on Sunday, to a shitty unit but at least I'll be alone
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No.185138
>>185135
>Driving 400km to and from work each day
He obviously did this to get MAX off his back and fucked up big time
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No.185139
maxNEETs should move to APM. they're a lot more kind to NEETs
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No.185140
>>185027
>slumber
Have you been asleep all day?
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No.185141
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No.185142
>>185139
or to a disabillity service
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No.185143
>tfw sitting in my cumdies post fap
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No.185144
>>185143
I was a cumdies user since I started fapping (7-8 years ago) and only recently switched to tissues
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No.185145
>>185144
smart move
had to get changed out of my cumdies
they were far too icky, big load tonight
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No.185146
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No.185147
>>185143
give us a picture of them
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