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File: 46f717a4dcd6102⋯.jpg (45.61 KB,375x592,375:592,1495595259872.jpg)

 No.160984 [Last50 Posts]

Who will win in the ultimate battle of unemployed autists? Find out in these 700 or so posts

OLD

>>160229

>>160229

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 No.160986

Gippsland

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 No.160987

File: 14d10120f7f10cd⋯.jpg (23 KB,296x299,296:299,78672b97ec82b2933d1826ebaf….jpg)

South Aus our entire state is as relevant as one of your pastoral regions

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 No.160989

little fat lamb and tuna sandwich puke was not fun to clean up this morning

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 No.160990

>>160989

yeah, we're not inviting that neet back to the next party

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 No.160991

>>160986

at least gippsland still has yoghurt, sa just lost coca cola

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 No.160992

armadale

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 No.160993

>>160987

Is that bird wearing thongs?

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 No.160995

>>160992

Bogan cunt

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 No.160998

>>160993

he took his wife beater off because accadacca was on the radio and he wants to fight

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 No.161002

How many of you cunts actually wear thongs ?

I hate the bloody things.

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 No.161003

>>161002

i like making music when i walk

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 No.161009

prefer vans for ligthweight summer shoes

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 No.161010

>>161002

I wear some when I walk on my lawn because of the prickles

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 No.161013

おはようオーストラリア人

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 No.161015

>>161013

Fuck off 私たちは満ちている

>google translate won't include fuck off

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 No.161016

>>161012

只有在日本,你的性感时间如此之短以至于妈妈们都在操他们的孩子。

>>161013

你现在走了,澳大利亚是中国。你不欢迎猪的狗。

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 No.161017

File: 56df4f6b75a9dbc⋯.jpg (283.39 KB,1200x1200,1:1,shoos.jpg)

>>161002

I wear pic related. I would never wear the ones with the things that go between your toes. They always feel weird and hurt a bit.

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 No.161018

他妈的关了,我们满了

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 No.161019

>>161017

exact same as mine

official NEET summer footwear?

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 No.161020

>>161018

this should be our slogan for the next hunger games

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 No.161021

File: b8ad27ecfb176a5⋯.jpg (97.74 KB,1920x1080,16:9,4b1745e62ed87a2b71ca616985….jpg)

>>161016

>>161013

Yeah, but you had gooks in here ay

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 No.161022

>>161021

不跟你说话。我正在告诉日本他妈的中国对白人不好。日本的荡妇想要他妈的白人,我们只是想买你的国家。我们不会他妈的恶心猪皮白色的败类。

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 No.161023

File: 22b19c4a010225a⋯.jpg (62 KB,615x400,123:80,Romper_Stomper_9186_Medium….jpg)

>>161022

We know how to deal with your sort m8

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 No.161024

>>161023

对很好。你打越了越南黑奴。我们只是买你的城市和农地。

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 No.161025

>>161024

Lol, fucking good point actually

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 No.161026

>>161002

In my dreams. In reality I wear crocs

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 No.161027

Some of these translations are suspiciously good, almost like they are written by actual chinks and not google translate

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 No.161028

>>161027

Bruce, you have to go back.

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 No.161029

>>161027

how the fuck would you know

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 No.161030

File: 3d057cbb6b445eb⋯.jpg (35.14 KB,480x640,3:4,0f0f751708b61db55eb3a93126….jpg)

>>161026

autism has never been so fashionable

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 No.161031

>>161030

And if I was to kill someone for wearing those I'd be the criminal …

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 No.161032

>>161029

Because some make sense when translated and some dont

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 No.161033

File: 778d544ec728c8f⋯.jpg (130.26 KB,480x400,6:5,16375101.jpg)

>>161030

>taking the most abhorrent of shoes

>remove its only redeeming feature by plugging it with shitty art

>fashionable

yeah nah

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 No.161035

>>161033

I think he may have been deliberately misleading us on his true opinions with that one mate

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 No.161036

dove chicks that have been nesting outside my window flew away, gonna miss those little guys

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 No.161037

>>161036

I know that feel m8, I get wagtails nesting in my yard and seeing the little ones learn to fly and shit is awesome

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 No.161038

>>161030

I like the crocodile anon

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 No.161039

>>161036

should've claimed a carer's payment on them

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 No.161040

File: e879dc6ede74273⋯.jpg (33.22 KB,800x400,2:1,activated.jpg)

>double strength coffee after a caffeine break

>swisse pill

Now to watch some Luke Smith vids and configure my computer more. I am growing stronger.

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 No.161041

>>161040

Learn to hack into CennoNet and put us all on DSP

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 No.161042

GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOTS!

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 No.161043

>>161042

it's the afternoon mate, half the day's over

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 No.161044

>>161042

morning

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 No.161045

>>161043

Morning is whenever the fuck I wake up cunt.

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 No.161046

>>161043

There's still 6 minutes of morning left in the real Australia you fuckin' eastener

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 No.161047

Have you guys got any deals from Black Friday? Cyber Monday tomorrow too for online, maybe retailers doing it here aswell?

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 No.161048

>>161047

I bought a turntable/cassette player for 70 bucks on Kogan. It's usually priced at somewhere over $100.

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 No.161049

>>161047

>asking NEETs if they went to shopping centres full of crowds during the day

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 No.161050

File: 85cf5273370186f⋯.png (28.34 KB,380x428,95:107,380px-Flag-map_of_South_Au….png)

>>161046

no need for name calling you fucking poofter

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 No.161051

>>161047

>Buying stuff on nigger friday

No thanks, I'd rather keep my wallet and phone.

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 No.161052

morning cunts

drank 19 gooktaos last night, now drinking the rest.

gonna call up the gook bottleo and have them deliver me more brews and some durries. good weekend aye

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 No.161053

>>161049

>he doesn't see the online sales

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 No.161054

>>161052

Ask them if they love you long time.

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 No.161055

>>161050

>name calling

M8, I know living over east is shit but you didn't have to take it as an insult

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 No.161056

Looks like labour is gonna fucking win the state election. Brisbane was a mistake.

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 No.161057

>>161052

morning, that's a lot of chink to be swallowing

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 No.161058

>>161057

its a fucking lot indeed. id be feeling it hardcore if i hadn't started up again once i got out of bed. had a terrible headache but a sip of the tao cures all

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 No.161059

>>161056

Not like the Liberals are anything better my dear friend.

Australian politics in general was a mistake. It is beyond stale and out of touch with the rest of the country. I think there is a lot more corruption that goes on down here and just sheer waste and incompetency down in Canberra.

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 No.161060

File: c3ae0e7cec7ba79⋯.jpg (21.11 KB,480x426,80:71,1510726446608.jpg)

>>161055

>as an insult

what else is it?

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 No.161061

>>161059

Was expecting some third party but that'll probably only happen up FNQ way.

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 No.161062

>>161060

Well, obviously If you're from WA it's an insult but I assumed he/you wasn't

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 No.161063

Just found some kick ass bait for /christian/

btw i'm catholic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaizers

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 No.161064

>>161060

Also, bloody good OC if that pics yours

I'm stealing it

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 No.161065

>>161062

I'm from SA, it is an insult

>>161064

nah i thought i got it from here but the filename is a halfchan pic

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 No.161066

>>161065

Ah, I want to be sympathetic m8 but you guys are windmill farmers.

Still less gay than qld or vic though

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 No.161067

>>161065

SA… Did you buy one of those little diesel generators for when the grid goes down every sunday?

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 No.161068

>>161066

thanks, that means a lot coming from a real Australian

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 No.161069

>>161068

It's all good m8, you should buy a plane ticket and move here

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 No.161070

>>161067

i just bought another pack of candles seriously

it's because the grid is connected to Vic and we've (Aus) shut down 7 power stations in the past 5 years because cunts want to go green, which i'm not totally against but we haven't built the infrastructure to bear the brunt of a lack of power so when they get short SA gets cut off to keep fucking Vic lit up

More reason for me to hate Melbourne.

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 No.161071

>>161069

My Dad has a house in Kal, I've been over there a couple times. Down near Bunbury is great looking land, I have cousins who live near there.

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 No.161072

>>161070

thank god my power doesnt get cut off. at least ive got a generator

regards, melbourne cunt

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 No.161073

>>161070

Yep. Fucking Melbourne and Vic. Them and Sydney are probably the 3 most fucked places in Aus, with Brisbane a close 4th. The whole green power thing is stupid, we should just build underground nuclear power bunkers. We have 0 fault lines so as long as a cyclone can't fuck them we're good.

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 No.161074

File: 3d1b4d09972e943⋯.jpg (407.06 KB,2336x3504,2:3,not AFP.jpg)

>>161072

Why've you got a genset? You growing dope mate?

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 No.161075

File: c9a27cac333275e⋯.jpg (6.29 KB,225x225,1:1,not fbi.jpg)

>>161074

You forgot your disguise.

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 No.161076

>>161073

Yeah, we've even got areas in aus where even if someone dropped a nuke the fallout wouldn't hit anyone.

I'm all for it.

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 No.161077

>>161074

mum said shed let me grow buds in her shed, but i think itll be too hot unless i seriously invest in some climate control gear.

ive got one because i live in my dads warehouse

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 No.161078

>>161076

Just dig under that fucking US base in the middle of the desert. Fuck the yanks.

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 No.161079

>>161077

all you want is some wall insulating shit, some black plastic, a staple gun and a fan

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 No.161080

File: 0bd4f1d4a389458⋯.gif (112.79 KB,1194x843,398:281,Get out of my country you ….gif)

>>161078

fucking ay

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 No.161081

>>161080

Pine gap, that's the one. Fucking testing nukes in our country.

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 No.161082

>>161080

>air base right in the middle of the country

why.jpg

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 No.161083

>>161081

I don't mind, they only test them on boongs

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 No.161084

>>161082

Probably so Canberra fags can move there in the case of a revolt and be protected from the plebs.

>>161083

They're already genetic defects, I'd hate to see what a boong mutant would be like.

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 No.161085

yankee cunts fuck off

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 No.161086

File: 0ef255c26370f41⋯.jpg (112.19 KB,800x1000,4:5,1326979918236.jpg)

>parents back from a month long holiday

>fun is over

>packing away some weed stuff i left around my room

>not even smoking

>mum bursts in at the most inconvenient moment

>smells "smoke"

>fucking 30 minutes of yelling about how im a waste and this is why i cant get a job and being lazy

>didnt even smoke

fuck i need to move out.

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 No.161087

>>161085

>yankee cunts fuck off

You speak indo then m8 ?

Hows your chinese ?

Without the US we're fucked when shit hits the fan

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 No.161088

>>161017

fuck off this is lebbo wear

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 No.161089

>>161081

Theres apparently a few others, a guy on 4 was telling me about one in QLD (i cant remember specifically where) that he lives near. He took a pic of the fence of it, it's a big area, looks like a prison complex. On google maps it's blurred out. There's probably a bunch more that are not talked about or on maps for (their) national security.

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 No.161090

>>161087

Without the US the shit wouldn't be hitting the fan so often

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 No.161091

>>161087

KYS.

>>161089

Yeah, there's basically a foreign occupation at this point. We've even sublet drydocks to the chinks.

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 No.161092

>>161086

lol

fuck that

my mum smokes, her and dad used to grow bud. she never cared about that but always got pissed at me playing video games all day

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 No.161093

File: a57f621ec8566c2⋯.png (552.74 KB,1029x458,1029:458,Severe storms for VIC.png)

Hope they all drown tbh

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 No.161094

>>161086

If my mummybot caught me smoking she'd probably just be glad I stopped being a boring loser

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 No.161095

>>161094

test that theory

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 No.161096

>>161095

Buying weed requires a lot of effort mate

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 No.161097

>>161093

thunder was massive here in melbourne on friday

i got utterly soaked in the city

serves me right for trying to date a poojeta

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 No.161098

>>161096

Find a skatepark and look shady as fuck.

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 No.161099

>>161084

>yuppies

>moving to the desert, ever

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 No.161100

>>161097

Some roastie carked it, got fried by the lightning.

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 No.161101

>>161099

They'd just see it as a target for gentrification and a symbol of aboriginal culture.

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 No.161102

>>161098

Too many youths at a place like that

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 No.161103

>>161088

How dare you.

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 No.161104

Time to crack out a woolies cheesecake neets

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 No.161105

>played 2 games of League of Legends

>over 20 kills, like 3-4 deaths, ton of assists

>mid and ADC with almost 0 kills and both lost lane

>typing in broken chink or poojeta english about how it's everyone else's fault

>uninstall this piece of shit

league of legends was also a mistake

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 No.161106

>>161105

Well that's what you get for playing a MOBA.

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 No.161107

>>161105

He's using the neet technique

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 No.161108

>>161105

>uninstall this piece of shit

shoulda done that sooner m8

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 No.161109

File: 54a1de92ca2f9fb⋯.webm (10.53 MB,640x360,16:9,jew switch.webm)

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but he has to jew god first.

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 No.161110

>>161105

play overwatch like a real neet

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 No.161111

>>160992

Armadale isn't that bad, cannington is far far worse.

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 No.161112

File: e3ec4bba59921cd⋯.jpg (147.73 KB,1456x910,8:5,drugdealer.JPG)

what should i order from the pissmart

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 No.161113

>>161111

You have some low standards neet

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 No.161114

>>161112

Get a kebab

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 No.161115

>>161110

Real neets play Halo

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 No.161116

>>161112

>Kebab

Remove.

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 No.161117

>>161110

>playing a Blizzard game post Diablo 3 catastrophe

>playing a shitty casual FPS no less

>>161105

Start playing singleplayer games.

It was a problem for me playing online games because Mummybot started disconnecting the router if I didn't adhere to her bullshit on a whim.

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 No.161118

>>161117

>Start playing singleplayer games.

Why don't more people do this? Online games pretty much boil down to: Do I have a shit team? Yes(Always)->Is the enemy team even more shit.

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 No.161119

File: 0902b25056e5313⋯.png (32.85 KB,220x220,1:1,1494691321232.png)

File: 3ac00fea177ca73⋯.png (35.36 KB,197x304,197:304,1494685731862.png)

>>161109

but moving the plastic switch is work

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 No.161120

>>161040

whats the swisse pill?

is it like the red pill?

>>161092

>>161094

I DIDNT EVEN SMOKE!!!

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 No.161121

>>161120

Should've lectured your mummybot on how she's ruined your life by doing such a shite job of raising you and how disappointed you are in her and that drugs are the only way you can cope.

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 No.161122

>>161121

Sounds like a good way to become homeless

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 No.161123

>>161118

The market has changed to accomodate "quick" games which normalfags associate with multiplayer games.

I don't think that analogy is entirely correct.

If you have a shit team it's more about psychology and PMA(positive mental attitude). In Dota there's supports which often grant positional/powerful buffs that result in helping your dogshit team actually win.

That's how I grinded up to <5K MMR, by abusing push strats, picking supports that babysit really well and being aggressive constantly as a support.

I have no intention to go back to multiplayer games now, a huge timesink for me. I played WoW on a private server recently but deleted it when I got to 30.

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 No.161124

>>161119

>>161109

HHHHHOLY FUCK THIS IS HILARIOUS

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 No.161125

File: 19d632c9450cf03⋯.jpg (80.89 KB,700x700,1:1,swisse-memory-and-focus-sw….jpg)

>>161120

>not paying attention to NEET threads

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 No.161126

File: 791f02c3ad0c422⋯.webm (10.55 MB,640x360,16:9,eruv.webm)

>>161124

This isn't even their final form.

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 No.161127

>>161119

>>161124

If they're willing to jew god imagine what they're willing to do to the poor goyim

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 No.161128

File: 0c5f868d4999add⋯.png (20.04 KB,360x134,180:67,swisse™-logo.png)

>>161120

Are you feeling lethargic?

Are you occasionally depressed?

Is life getting you down?

Well today's your lucky day.

With just one of these daily you will feel like a new you, A you that you haven't seen in years. Bring back that bounce in your step and that shine in your eye with the one and only Swisse™ Pill.

In an assortment of flavours for any type of ill that ails you, there's sure to be one to suit your needs.

Try the Swisse™ Pill today.

Available at all good chemists and supermarkets.

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 No.161129

>>161112

Whisky, vodka and ask them to waltz next door for a kebab snack pack

>>161120

>he doesn't follow the adventures of Cheescake

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 No.161130

>>161128

Will taking ten at once make me ten times better?

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 No.161131

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161120

>whats the swisse pill?

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 No.161132

Anyone else watching the v8 bogancars? Pretty entertaining shit tbh

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 No.161133

>>161132

where is it?

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 No.161134

>>161130

It's purely a placebo so it will if you think it will.

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 No.161135

>>161134

Now that you've said that it won't work at all. Thanks cunt

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 No.161136

>>161133

The race is in Newcastle but it's also on my television screen

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 No.161137

>>161134

It's not snake oil, It certainly works.

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 No.161138

>>161137

Lol.

I've got some great tiger penis if you want to buy that too m8

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 No.161139

>>161138

Tiger penis is probably worth quite a lot of money

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 No.161140

>>161138

It's main ingredient is Bacopa Monneri and many people on the internet who take it have noticed effects, it is mainly what people studying something take to remember things. It's a well known nootropic

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 No.161141

>>161071

Lots of boongs out there

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 No.161142

youre a genuine character cheesecake

calling up the bottle-gooks now

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 No.161143

>>161071

I live in Bunbury and it is pretty nice country, not so much here but a little bit down the coast. The people like their drugs a bit too much though, pretty glad to narrowly avoid that cenno drug test thing.

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 No.161144

>>161132

Watching the Ashes, more exciting imo especially when playing against England

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 No.161145

>>161139

a good cock is always going to cost you a pretty penny

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 No.161146

>>161143

yeah, they live south of there but that's the big town sort of near them.

all they do is smoke dope. top fellas though

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 No.161147

File: 89f5f9409a77c0e⋯.webm (11.5 MB,640x360,16:9,remove kebab.webm)

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 No.161148

You're waifu a shit.

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 No.161149

>>161148

Is not

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 No.161150

gooks are bringing me a slab and a pack of darts

sometimes the modern age is nice

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 No.161151

>>161150

Now all we need is wives on demand.

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 No.161152

File: c1803d9092f9f6e⋯.jpeg (9.55 KB,300x168,25:14,natalia.jpeg)

>>161151

Russian mail order wives are the best mail order wives

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 No.161153

>>161152

Aboriginal mail order wives are the best they come with a free goon bag

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 No.161154

File: c3b4129b87a7024⋯.jpg (3.27 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171126_173753[1].jpg)

gook cunts charged me 98 bucks!

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 No.161155

>>161154

>$100 for coors

>still bought it

no wonder the chinese are winning

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 No.161156

>>161155

Where did you buy it through?

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 No.161157

>>161155

its the slab and darts plus delivery

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 No.161158

>>161157

So you paid like 10-20 bucks delivery? That's not bad actually - aside from the smokes and supporting the Chink-takeover…

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 No.161159

>>161154

what's the delivery like, tempted to order something myself

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 No.161160

>>161159

the slab was 43, the smokes probably 25. the rest delivery.

i trust this chick though, i see her most nights when i buy my post-work longneck

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 No.161161

>>161160

might just drive there, don't want to give away the position of my NEETcave

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 No.161162

how do I become a NEET if I am in the sixth grade?

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 No.161163

Don't think I've ever seen a gook bottlo, it's usually still white territory

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 No.161164

>>161162

If you're posting here it's just a matter of time.

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 No.161165

>>161162

Go see old mate Dan, he'll sort you out.

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 No.161166

>>161163

plenty here in melbourne. they're often cheaper and open later, so i ignore my racial sentiments when im on the piss

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 No.161167

>>161165

but how do I move to australia as an underage NEET?

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 No.161168

>>161166

Yeah, I'm the same, my IGA and fish&chips are chinks but the service/price isn't so bad and I'm lazy so I still shop there.

>>161167

You don't , fuck off we're full

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 No.161169

>>161167

>how do I move to australia as an underage NEET?

Oh, um, ah, fuck off we're full.

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 No.161170

>>161168

don't make me colonize you

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 No.161171

File: 4950ba55fb931de⋯.jpg (11.36 KB,233x222,233:222,fuck off.jpg)

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 No.161172

File: 4b619d0b25f2290⋯.jpeg (6.38 KB,259x194,259:194,gohome.jpeg)

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 No.161173

File: 23560fb3570f799⋯.jpeg (17.07 KB,512x287,512:287,images (9).jpeg)

>>161154

Pajeet Chad here, just finished boning your poojeeta waifu now time to get back to my shift at 7/11

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 No.161174

>>161169

>>161171

I might be a citizen already. I don't know how your laws work.

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 No.161175

>>161174

Basically if you're white,English speaking and have usefull job skills you've got fuck all chance of getting in.

The gubmint only wants to import useless niggers and pajeets

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 No.161176

File: 4cec307e697af57⋯.jpg (114.54 KB,810x1200,27:40,do-you-even-lift.jpg)

How fit is neetgen? How many times a week do you lift? Do you do other exercise?

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 No.161177

>>161176

I lift myself to the car to get kfc

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 No.161178

>>161176

Need to sort out the press bench at new place. Keeping up with cardio tho.

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 No.161179

>>161162

You're 12 and you aspire to be NEET?

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 No.161180

>>161173

fuck off and stop asking me if i need a lighter

>>161176

i repeatedly deadlift 27kg at work but still skinnyfat

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 No.161181

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 No.161182

>>161176

try and lift three times a week but constant beer and shit diet means I remain builtfat

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 No.161183

>>161176

I do about an hour of weights and push ups a day and I walk for 1.5-2 hours.

I'm an old cunt ex-wagie though so it's more maintaining rather than trying to get fit.

>>161181

Lol, you had it right first time spastic

>you are = you're

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 No.161184

>>161175

My parents were citizens so I might have some argument.

>>161179

I want to be pantless all day and do my own stuff. work sounds worse than school.

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 No.161185

>>161176

I move around a lot at work but otherwise I'm a fat lazy cunt

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 No.161186

>>161184

If you pretend to be a retard you could get away with doing that at school

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 No.161187

>>161162

>>161167

the fuck's going on here?

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 No.161188

im already drunk/hungovoer

hope im ok for work tomorrow

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 No.161189

>>161187

Someones pretending to be a seppo schoolkid in the hope of getting john all excited

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 No.161190

>>161186

its too late to be a retard. I do my work so my teacher leaves me alone

>>161187

do not quote me twice nerd

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 No.161191

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 No.161192

>>161190

>too late to be a retard

You'll never become a NEET with that attitude

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 No.161193

>>161188

same here just picked up another six pack. going to be fucked either way but at least it'll be comfy until then with pizza durries and anime

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 No.161194

>>161184

>I want to be pantless all day and do my own stuff. work sounds worse than school.

You don't aspire to be a NEET, it is something you either become or not. If you can actually make something of your life I'd recommend doing that. Sure being a NEET is better than school but it gets old after a while, I'd imagine it would be the same with a shit kicking souless job. Set yourself up for a career you enjoy doing, which you take a interest in.

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 No.161195

No pants allowed in the neet warehouse

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 No.161196

>>161195

Wasn't it rapeNEET made that rule though ?

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 No.161197

>>161196

I don't know much about rapeneet

gonna have a wank now

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 No.161198

>>161196

it was that rule that made rapeNEET

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 No.161199

>>161192

>act retarded

>get grouped with niggers

how do I win?

>>161194

how do I know what I will enjoy doing?

>>161195 good rule

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 No.161200

File: 238f77d77242e62⋯.jpg (44.89 KB,600x600,1:1,pepe-bane[1].jpg)

>>161198

No-one cared who he was till we took off our pants

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 No.161201

>>161195

Pants are haram

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 No.161202

>>161198

The other rule is to keep your anus lubricated at all times, you never know when I'll drop in

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 No.161203

>>161199

>how do I know what I will enjoy doing?

You probably have some hobbies or something, look at them closely and examine how, or if any of them can be workable or useful as a career. If you don't have success doing that, since you are still very young during highschool you will probably take interests in certain subjects as you are taught them.

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 No.161204

>>161203

hanging out with thirty year olds on an obscure board on a site renowned for pedos

he should be formally introduced to John

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 No.161205

>>161204

It probably IS john

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 No.161206

>>161190

>its too late to be a retard.

Don't give up on your dreams, kid

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 No.161207

>>161203

sounds like the kind of advice I expected. thanks I think

>>161204

I am new to this chan but it sounds like you aren't supposed to talk about the other ones

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 No.161208

>>161205

yeah, probably

i dont think fucking school kids would come here or if they did they wouldnt stay long

we're not very exciting

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 No.161209

beer #7

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 No.161210

Got the air con on, the pants off, the beer in

it's on neets

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 No.161211

>>161208

if you're posting on 8 you've already lurked on the other ones

stop baiting yous

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 No.161212

f>>161210

>the pants off, the beer in

that's not how you are supposed to drink piss

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 No.161213

>>161212

Can't drink piss with pants on retard

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 No.161214

>>161211

>>161212

fuck, i'm all over the place today

first one was for john aka sepposchoolkid

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 No.161215

pants off beers in fan on

fuck the bikies, playing music loud in the warehouse

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 No.161216

>>161208

I posted on a r9k because of reasons and I am kind of australian I think. I've only been to two chans because I don't know which ones are legal

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 No.161217

>>161216

The only chan that is illegal is Mayoi-chan

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 No.161218

>>161216

none of them are legal, you're going to go to jail and you're going to get done to you all the naughty things in those illegal pics

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 No.161219

>>161217

I don't know if that is a joke or not.

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 No.161220

Someone ban this LARPer.

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 No.161221

that feel when no sir lankan girlfriend

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 No.161222

>>161219

go check it out

it's good for you

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 No.161223

>>161218

oh no :(

>>161222

can't refuse the trips

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 No.161224

>>161220

nah it's alright, i'm having a bit of a chuckle about it.

i probably gave john a fatty with >>161218

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 No.161225

>>161210

Whats your address

-rapeneet

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 No.161226

>>161225

I'm your neighbor

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 No.161227

can you cunts recommend any good movies

need to focus and not drink too much of this slab

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 No.161228

>>161227

Broekback mountain

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 No.161229

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 No.161230

>>161227

Love Exposure

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 No.161231

>>161216

You might as well stick to the /r9k/ boards, this is just a niche board for australians, a lot of the jokes, posts, shitposting, and satire you might not understand.

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 No.161232

spotify shuffle function is fucking pathetic

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 No.161233

>>161227

i watched walkabout (1971) last night, not bad

theres even a bit of untamed muff

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 No.161234

>>161227

Snatch

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 No.161235

>>161227

In the realm of actual responses tho, hacksaw ridge.

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 No.161236

>>161231

>tfw not high enough IQ to comprehend the neet general

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 No.161237

>>161227

koe no katachi

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 No.161238

>>161237

That sounds like a porno from the name.

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 No.161239

>>161237

read the manga instead u pleb

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 No.161240

are you trying to fucking hatch it?

fucking smoke the cunt already, i've been waiting like twenty minutes and your just fucking holding it holding it

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 No.161241

>>161240

I'll smoke your cunt

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 No.161242

>>161241

*you're

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 No.161243

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 No.161244

File: 61bbe2587b15dde⋯.jpg (59.2 KB,320x459,320:459,unnamed.jpg)

I'm watching this

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 No.161245

>>161239

I read the manga then went and saw the movie when they had a screening here like the animePRO I am

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 No.161246

>>161244

What was the sequel called? 7 leagues under the sea?

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 No.161247

>>161246

how far in a league?

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 No.161248

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 No.161249

File: d30e75640d5be1f⋯.png (31.82 KB,633x758,633:758,1496231028948.png)

>>161244

>special guest Steve Irwin

>>161245

I'd probably do that too if I didn't live in the middle of nowhere. I'd need a few beers to get over feeling like a loser for attending an anime event though

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 No.161250

>>161248

*penis

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 No.161251

>>161248

>>161247

At sea, a league is three nautical miles (3.452 miles; 5.556 kilometres)

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 No.161252

>>161249

you attended an anime event in a bush town?

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 No.161253

>>161251

Fuck off back to China if you love math so much.

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 No.161254

mum called me, i didnt answer

was meant to go and help her in the garden but too hungover/pissed

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 No.161255

>>161252

Nah there is no such thing here. Abos and bogans don't like their chinese cartoons very much

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 No.161256

>>161254

Piss in the garden, I think that helps the plants

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 No.161257

>>161249

The cinema was licensed so beers were on hand, not a bad night actually they even had free pizza

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 No.161258

>>161257

Shit a licensed cinema sounds great

Maybe the city livin isn't too bad

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 No.161259

>>161256

Nah, you gotta channel your inner pajeet and just imagine it's designated.

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 No.161260

>>161231

you're probably right. my parents were australian but maybe I'll fit in better here in a few years

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 No.161261

>>161251

James Joyce is fucking liar, he didnt sail a submarine 111120km underwater

what a cunt face dick hole

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 No.161262

>>161261

Nah, it was a misprint in the title.

Should have been 30,000 Tugs Under the Sea

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 No.161263

>>161260

If you move over here and claim your accent is totally not because you're American you could be in line for the vacant King's position when the current one overdoses on weed

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 No.161264

File: d70c2f72a98e4ae⋯.jpg (80.82 KB,704x396,16:9,07-11-2010-051133pm_0.jpg)

File: accff5d77a218a5⋯.jpg (159.67 KB,300x410,30:41,1464829411852.jpg)

File: b21ece68f3f331d⋯.jpg (59.27 KB,300x565,60:113,1464336060225.jpg)

File: df9c4fccd94eba8⋯.jpg (83.02 KB,633x537,211:179,ae7145fe7317d93b28b2803ad1….jpg)

File: 49e9cbe3929b5e9⋯.jpg (49.21 KB,498x615,166:205,gateway-x-men-1.jpg)

>>161255

dey's jus not DEADLEEYS nuff bruz

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 No.161265

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 No.161266

>>161256

Only lemon trees.

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 No.161267

>>161266

Tendie trees like the juice from a fermented pissbottle though

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 No.161268

File: 9f27923d15843b7⋯.jpg (22.15 KB,204x321,68:107,kaptnkoori.jpg)

File: 71a120c678d89ab⋯.jpg (42.58 KB,490x425,98:85,dark_ranger.jpg)

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 No.161269

>>161268

>let me try out one of your batarangs

I thought only Robin got to play with the batarang

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 No.161270

>>161269

Robin's his white fulla name

Real name's Robie unigungaligoonybagidurriebra

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 No.161271

File: bf2c19740b45ad7⋯.png (78.54 KB,221x336,221:336,C266AF86-03C4-4EB2-A362-48….png)

burgers

guns

trump

area 52

football

sheeeeit

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 No.161272

>>161271

aboriginals

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 No.161273

that faggot might be 16, that's a pretty terrible post

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 No.161274

>>161273

If that's all it takes to be 16 we're all getting banned

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 No.161275

>>161274

Just cause your a faggot.

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 No.161276

>>161262

That's a lot of seamen

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 No.161277

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 No.161278

drunk and want kfc

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 No.161279

>>161278

gemme some too

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 No.161280

>>161277

*hxbpldydb e

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 No.161281

>>161278

i got half a whopper in the fridge the fridge is my pants if you want it

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 No.161282

File: 7658b6e64e808eb⋯.png (385.18 KB,592x452,148:113,414[1].png)

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 No.161283

>>161278

get us a fucking burger box and upgrade everything to mozz burgers

ree at them if they say they dont do them any more

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 No.161284

File: 2c9766d131469bf⋯.png (230.83 KB,528x418,24:19,1511179979001.png)

>>161281

>wearing pants

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 No.161285

I worked at kfc for 3 months 25 years ago.

Never eaten that shit since.

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 No.161286

>>161284

Browsing the neet general without pants on is homosexual

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 No.161287

>>161286

What if you're browsing it in prison with no pants on ?

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 No.161288

>>161287

Allowing prisoners to browse this thread is a human rights violation

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 No.161289

>>161287

having sex with blokes does not make you any less of a poof

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 No.161290

NEETs should be fully pantsed at all times while posting in this thread.

The other day there were multiple pictures posted showing parts of disgusting hairy white NEET thighs. I found it very distressing.

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 No.161291

>>161290

I can pants the neets

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 No.161292

>>161291

i got pants'd once, never again

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 No.161293

got pants'd in front of a cute girl when I was in highschool turned around immediately and knocked the pantser out felt pretty good

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 No.161294

anyone got a link to some horse/midget porn?

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 No.161295

>>161294

As in horses with midgets or one or the other?

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 No.161296

>>161293

yeah, cool breeze on your dick when you swing it around does feel good

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 No.161297

>>161294

Yeah , I do it's at killyourselfcunt.com

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 No.161298

>>161295

midget horses

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 No.161299

File: f59550b0dec840c⋯.jpg (5.01 MB,3024x4032,3:4,Logitech_MX_Gangsta[1].jpg)

only gooks wear pants

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 No.161300

>>161298

Those are called donkey retard

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 No.161301

>>161299

Enjoying the blondes mate?

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 No.161302

think those are chinktaos

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 No.161303

File: 6dfa89bff27778b⋯.png (7.94 KB,465x305,93:61,Untitled.png)

>>161297

well arent you a little cock tease

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 No.161304

>>161300

eww not interracial thanks, i have my limits

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 No.161305

>>161302

yeah im lovin the gook piss lately

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 No.161306

>>161305

>drinks gook

>buys off gooks

>watches gooks

M8, you wanna watch yourself there

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 No.161307

>>161305

趣味をいらない

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 No.161308

>>161176

3x if I'm waging

5x a week if I'm NEET but have to do less volume so I don't burn out

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 No.161309

>tfw the piss is making me feel too bloated to keep drinking

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 No.161310

>>161305

>>161306

>BECOMES the gook

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 No.161311

>>161310

Greedy cunt even wants the gookneet title to himself

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 No.161312

>>161310

I am, You are. We are 澳大利亚

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 No.161313

gooks will consume all

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 No.161314

>>161313

cannibal gook squads when ?

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 No.161315

>>161285

Did pajeet run it?

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 No.161316

>>161313

That neet needs to get the pajeets on our side so we have a fighting chance

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 No.161317

File: 9a30d5a263a6002⋯.jpg (2.95 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171126_195902[1].jpg)

accidentally spat on my hi vis

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 No.161318

>>161316

Most gooks are big on cleanliness so that's actually not a bad idea.

Put pajeets street shitting to use making a gook proof perimeter

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 No.161319

>>161317

Your arm looks like my arm

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 No.161320

>>161315

Nah, pajeet was a rarity back then, the manager was an obese sweaty wog.

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 No.161321

>>161317

why'd you do that you hairy cunt

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 No.161322

>>161321

the load was a bit heavy

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 No.161323

File: 450fb13e1134ff4⋯.jpg (14.27 KB,335x359,335:359,Menweb.jpg)

>>161315

>25 years ago

see back in the good old days son, we didnt see any of those curry fellas bout the place. things were different when i was a boy. times have changed thats for sure

but ehh, i made enough for a Winnebago and i visit Tahiti twice a year with my bowling club and what's better than that?

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 No.161324

>>161322

Was it salty too?

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 No.161325

>>161321

was just tryna spit on the warehouse floor but i guess im too munted. didnt even work today, just wore my bogan uniform to seem like a sick cunt.

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 No.161326

>>161325

it worked, you look like a wagie

neets naturally submit and cower before the almighty wagecuck

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 No.161327

>>161323

First line of your posts actually spot on

Second line makes you sound like a seppo

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 No.161328

>>161327

i trying to sound like a boomer

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 No.161329

>>161299

Fucking junkie

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 No.161330

>>161328

I'm oldNEET, dunno if that makes me a boomer or not, you cunts pulled that phrase out of your arses a few years back and I never quite worked out what the fuck it means

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 No.161331

>>161330

It means baby boomers.

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 No.161332

>>161331

Yeah, but that used to refer to the baby boom after WW2

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 No.161333

>>161330

thanks for the housing market boomerneet

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 No.161334

>>161331

>>161330

It means you were boomed in the ass as a baby

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 No.161335

>>161333

No problem kid, I got my place paid off so I couldn't give a shit

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 No.161336

really wanna move to cairns

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 No.161337

why

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 No.161338

>>161337

Sex with abos

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 No.161339

>>161336

This place is alright, just don't move into the city. Abos there are pretty much feral.

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 No.161340

>>161339

Where are the abos not feral ?

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 No.161341

>>161340

Tasmania

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 No.161342

>>161330

you're too young i think anyhow

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 No.161343

>>161340

Moreso than the average abo.

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 No.161344

>>161335

Boomer attitude to a T

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 No.161345

>>161344

Hard working neets should be able to buy their own homes

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 No.161346

>>161344

like you'd be any different I know I wouldn't

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 No.161347

>>161341

kek

>>161342

Yeah, probably

>>161344

Your mum likes my boomer attitude right up her butthole kid

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 No.161348

>>161345

Life wasn't supposed to be easy.

Just go give your resume to someone and get a job.

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 No.161349

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 No.161350

>>161346

I have my own house, Im DSP and got a payout.

I'm not like that.

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 No.161351

It took me literally a day to get a job making $27/h in a steel mill

stop being lazy walking memes and get a job if you need it, neet bros

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 No.161352

>>161350

And I worked 12 hour shifts for 18 years to get my placed paid off and joined the NEET life.

So which of us is the entitled cunt in this scenario ?

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 No.161353

/aus/ is now Whirlpool

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 No.161354

>>161348

I gave my resume to my mum and now I clean the house for $5 a week

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 No.161355

File: 8e62158bdd64caa⋯.gif (902.54 KB,499x371,499:371,internet fight.gif)

>>161352

>>161350

It's that time of eve again lads.

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 No.161356

File: bf541287903a98d⋯.jpg (68.16 KB,500x565,100:113,crusaders.jpg)

>>161323

>see back in the good old days son

Well thall shalt knoweth knave that wence in ages of mine such occupations were not ordained by any filthy Saracens. Much has since changed come years passed. Many riches were to be had but all which remains now is to retake Constantinople.

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 No.161357

>>161353

Nah, we don't review the technical specs of advanced japanese VR buttplug technology.

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 No.161358

Fuck this I need a shower.

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 No.161359

>>161358

too much cum in your undies?

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 No.161360

>>161351

I want a job where I don't have to do work though

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 No.161361

>>161360

That's called politics

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 No.161362

>>161360

same but being on cenno its hard to afford slabs

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 No.161363

>>161361

engaging in pointless chan arguments has prepared me well for that

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 No.161364

been on the piss since thursday night

hope i make it to work tomorrow fuark

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 No.161365

>>161363

Start the NEET party then, I'll vote for ya

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 No.161366

>>161357

we review cheap piss

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 No.161367

File: 2597035c5f76a36⋯.png (833.21 KB,612x612,1:1,1511317900192.png)

I want to fucking die but i'm too corwardly to kill myself

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 No.161368

what happened to the mindie neets from a year ago did they all OD

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 No.161369

>>161368

Moved onto weed, plus I thought you needed a script for all codeine now

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 No.161370

>>161365

I'm having a neet party right now

>>161368

they became mindie wagies, degeneracy ain't cheap

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 No.161371

beer number 9

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 No.161372

>>161367

Just tell people about it every day on the internet, I'm sure that'll help.

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 No.161373

>>161371

should start counting them in chinese m8

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 No.161374

>>161373

im drinking american beers tonight

finished my slab of gooktaos

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 No.161375

>>161367

get hold of a firearm and launch an attack on the people you hate most. SRG will put you down and you'll make national news

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 No.161376

>>161375

good idea. im gonna shoot up box hill tomorrow

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 No.161377

>>161375

what if the only one he hates is himself

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 No.161378

>>161374

oh yeah

just pretend you're dyslexic i guess

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 No.161379

>>161377

Shit, then he's got to get a load of masks made that look like him, force some niggers to put the masks on and THEN gun them down

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 No.161380

gonna have a wank to milf anal pmvs

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 No.161381

>>161380

You watch mummybot porn ?

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 No.161382

File: a2cb4132de783ee⋯.jpg (75.59 KB,640x640,1:1,603cb460a526b45037302f5734….jpg)

this is a cool watch

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 No.161383

>>161381

yep

want my own mommy gf to milk me

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 No.161384

anime lolis are the only ones worth jerking it to

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 No.161385

>>161384

big titted shy anime girls are the only good anime girls

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 No.161386

really wanna gf poojeeta

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 No.161387

>>161125

That Brahmi is good shit. My best semester at Uni I took it, as I got a big bottle from my sister with a couple of hundred tablets in it. Got d's and hd's for all my classes, mainly due to my exam scores pushing above everyone else in the classes, my assignments were average or above average. Then I stopped taking it because I was poor. Could not remember what it was called when I tried to get more and things generally went to shit. Maybe it was just a placebo effect, but I went from poorly functioning autist, to quirky but chill normie. I'll have to get some and see if it has an effect on my NEETdom.

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 No.161388

File: 2664952ba9960c0⋯.jpg (181 KB,550x517,50:47,Gains.jpg)

GO VEGAN, YOU FUCKS!

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 No.161389

>>161176

I'm afraid to go to the gym. I do pushups and chinups when I feel like it. I bought an axe to chop down trees, does that count as exercise?

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 No.161390

might go to the brothel, wonder if theyll lick my ass

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 No.161391

>>161390

they'll do anything for the right price

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 No.161392

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161388

He's a faggot.

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 No.161393

>>161388

S O I B O I

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 No.161394

>>161392

All vegans are faggots, they get their protein from semen

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 No.161395

>>161394

I guess I can't call him Virgin Gains then.

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 No.161396

File: 9952924d2262cf1⋯.jpeg (9.14 KB,266x190,7:5,kfc.jpeg)

>>161388

Thinking of getting some KFC now, all this talk about meat is making me hungry

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 No.161397

>>161396

The more fat you have the more neet you are

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 No.161398

>>161056

>Looks like labour is gonna fucking win the state election

Why the fuck isn't Pauline Premier of Queensland now? All we ever hear about is how pozzed Sydney and Melbourne are, but Queensland showed itself to be no better yesterday.

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 No.161399

>>161396

KFC is rubbish get something decent like HJs

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 No.161400

I just went to take a video of one of those flying cockroach things that was buzzing around my screen door, but my Doggo swooped in and ate it before I could start recording. Crunch crunch crunch.

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 No.161401

>>161399

do you guys have oportos in perth?

that shit isnt bad

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 No.161402

>>161400

sounds like it was a cicada

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 No.161403

>>161317

No one likes a spitter, swallow that load next time

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 No.161404

He just ate two more.

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 No.161405

File: 9d18a8c5fd5fc2e⋯.jpg (19.5 KB,329x357,47:51,feelsgood.jpg)

tfw not depressed

we're all gonna make it my unemployed buddies

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 No.161406

>>161405

thats the spirit

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 No.161407

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 No.161408

>>161401

there's a few of them but they're outside the cbt and not good enough to make the journey out for.

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 No.161409

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I got some footage of them.

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 No.161410

>>161398

>but Queensland showed itself to be no better yesterday

Sad but true, don't think ONP got a single seat

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 No.161411

>>161409

Goddamn, those roaches really want in your house m8

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 No.161412

>>161409

They're called beetles you mong

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 No.161413

>>161409

looks like some sort of christmas beetle

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 No.161414

hey cunts

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 No.161415

File: 70dcb6f358dae49⋯.gif (1020.58 KB,500x281,500:281,1388737022378.gif)

>>161409

At least those aren't the ones with the huge jaws.

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 No.161416

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 No.161417

>>161409

why are your windows so shit

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 No.161418

>>161416

how goes NEETboy

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 No.161419

>>161371

I'm on my 2nd while playing COD WW2 on PS4

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 No.161420

>>161418

gottta do my dishes then it's time for bed

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 No.161421

>>161417

The house is old and falling apart and why would I spend money or effort fixing things up or cleaning when there is no point I am just a NEET?

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 No.161422

>>161419

You're a big boy

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 No.161423

>>161413

I think you might be right.

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 No.161424

>>161375

If I were to kill anyone it'd probably be Spencer

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 No.161425

File: 4b22dc6f567c852⋯.jpg (17.16 KB,376x391,376:391,images (20).jpg)

>>161421

You can at least try to fix it

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 No.161426

>>161420

night

>>161421

how much is paint, like $5 or something?

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 No.161427

>>161425

He's holding that like it's a sex toy.

Someone gonna get raped.

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 No.161428

>>161425

didn't pic become a drug dealer

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 No.161429

>>161428

He was a drug dealer before he was an actor I think.

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 No.161430

File: a5dd8a002c2474b⋯.jpg (7.05 KB,313x285,313:285,1438682787940.jpg)

>wfd looming closer every day

Is there some kind of secret to how normies manage to work with wanting to kill themselves?

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 No.161431

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.161432

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 No.161433

>>161422

For the Nazis

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 No.161434

feel the snooze closing in might have gone too hard too early

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 No.161435

>>161427

bum fingers?

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 No.161436

Used the change in my pocket and bought a single can of lemon little fat lamb.

Controlled drinking NEETs.

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 No.161437

>>161436

I brought my first bottle of scotch

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 No.161438

>>161437

Which brand?

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 No.161439

File: d466c82e7417b50⋯.jpg (309.03 KB,695x550,139:110,ironbark_cicada_australia_….jpg)

File: 92bf0b553284bde⋯.jpg (1.66 MB,4551x3270,1517:1090,Cicada_shed_skin,_Sydney,_….JPG)

>>161409

yeah it's a cicada, this is the third time i've said it

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 No.161440

>>161438

dunno, the cheapest one I could find at dans

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 No.161441

>>161439

>yeah it's a cicada, this is the third time i've said it

Sounds like it really BUGS you

sorry, that was bad

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 No.161442

>>161430

Wanting to kill yourself isn't so bad

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 No.161443

>>161439

I swear the Nincada->Ninjas/Shednja evolution is the most interesting evolution in any pokemon game

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 No.161444

>>161441

it did

have a look around the trees outside your place tomorrow, you'll probably find their cocoon skin things.

They hibernate for years so dont let your dog eat too many, they'll breed now and then die.

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 No.161445

>>161434

You think? At least you'll be sober by tomorrow arvo

>>161436

The cashier must've thought you were a homeless cunt spending all that he had

>>161437

Is it cheesecake flavoured? ;)

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 No.161446

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 No.161447

>>161444

The doggo is picking off the inferior ones whose genes should not be passed on.

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 No.161448

>>161441

didn't you have a video of the possums and the bees?

that's the only video on your channel

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 No.161449

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I dont get how anyone can say we come from privilege

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 No.161450

>>161448

The neet making the bad pun was not the me. And yes I did have more videos on my channel but I made them private because I became embarrassed by them.

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 No.161451

>>161448

Not sure what you're on about m8, I didn't post that vid

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 No.161452

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 No.161453

>>161449

Meh, If Redgum were still around they'd be saying it these days, those cunts were outright commies.

Don't get me wrong, 19 is still one of the best songs ever written but they were read as a used tampon.

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 No.161454

>>161453

*RED, not read.

Fuck my keyboard

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 No.161455

>>161453

funny how lefties are pro war these days

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 No.161457

>tfw work tomorrow

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 No.161458

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161453

yeah, they have a track called HMAS Australia and i think that is just about spot on (apart from one line that says we have plenty of room) but just one or two songs before it theres a track called red raggin'. I dont think they tried to hide it although, i'm not sure about this but I kinda think they wore the insult like people today (the last 5 years there abouts) were called nazi's for being who they are so they went fuck it, if that's what a nazi is I am a fucking nazi. People called them commies so they said, yes i am, without really knowing the whole deal.

I'm probably wrong, it's how i justify liking their songs

>>161455

A bunch of their songs are about kicking foreign investors out too and how our country is being sold. To be fair the main people doing it then were the yanks (i think) so it wasn't "racist".

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 No.161459

>>161458

(((Yanks))) tbh

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 No.161460

>>161459

tbh i think that issue is the main thing separating "commies" and "nazi"

the evil old white men the reds hate are the same crooked jew rats the natsocs hate

i sometimes think that might be a d&c tactic, instilling hate for each other so we'll never unite on the issues they agree on

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 No.161461

File: c2aebc6aabe7495⋯.jpg (6.63 KB,303x276,101:92,454748789744.jpg)

>tfw went and got a 5 stars box from kfc and a 1.25l strawberry and limb and apple little fat lamb bottle after work

Smashed the kfc and got the two bottles open in front of me, can still type coherently, feeling drunk though

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 No.161462

>>161461

You know alcohol works better if you stick it in your pooper?

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 No.161463

>>161460

That makes a lot of sense, d&c is pretty much the main jew tactic.

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 No.161464

>>161462

So does kfc

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 No.161465

>>161460

I know the Jew always cooks up meaningless social divides and all that, and then when shit comes and actually sort of unites people the kikes call it divisive

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 No.161466

>>161462

Yeah, I ain't doing a little fat lamb enema though, I have to work at 5pm tomorrow, will 2 1.25 lfl get me so fucked I won't be able to drive to work by 5pm tomorrow?

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 No.161467

>>161466

what is lfl

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 No.161468

>>161467

little fat lamb obviously

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 No.161469

>>161468

Fuck off with ya gay drinks, real neets drink goon

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 No.161470

>>161469

I went to the thirsty camel drive through for these, fuck yo shit

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 No.161471

>>161470

You went to the thirsty camel for your fat lamb ?

Are you a furry by any chance ?

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 No.161472

>>161471

shut the fuck up you worthless cunt

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 No.161473

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 No.161474

>>161463

it's not the only issue though as we all know, there are fundamental differences in ideology. But i genuinely believe that both sides at their cores are just trying to understand the bigger picture and want what they feel is best for people and that means getting rid of the exploitative components in our societies.

The people are the societies, we dont need external forces swaying us and forcing us to comply though economic blackmail.

There's also a lot of little add-ons that regularly appear on both sides of the spectrum imo. Like you're not a "real" conservative/traditionalist if you don't support x like gun rights or x people ban or whatever, same as the progressive side, you're not a real progressive if you dont support trans rights, abortion, freedom of religion (Islam in particular) etc and because you already associate with one of the sides say conservative and when you started feeling that you were conservative it was because you felt that jobs were scarce due to foreigners and work visas. Then gradually that side of the fence starts saying, you're not really one of us because you are ok with women getting abortions… you're a fucking leftist! So gradually because we naturally stick with our own we hear that side of the argument more than we do the other side and it separates the sides on every little issue when those issues aren't really the focus point, or they weren't but now they are.

I am all for environmental sustainability, to a degree, we should use land just dont fuck it up. Whilst looking into that stuff I started seeing more and more animal rights stuff and I thought, hey i like animals, then i started seeing refugee stuff, then gay stuff, then tranny stuff and it's very easy to get stuck on one side of the fence is what i'm saying.

anyway subscribe to my blog

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 No.161475

>>161468

so you're asking if you'll be fine after 2.5l of beer

If it's 4.5% and you're drinking now that's about 9 standard drinks and it's approx 1 hour a drink so you should be fine

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 No.161476

>>161473

Followed the link, it doesn't have the measurements for little fat lamb, 1.25l bottles at 8%

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 No.161477

>>161476

you can add your own percentage and volume

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 No.161478

File: efb53115ca66807⋯.jpg (47.32 KB,369x368,369:368,1304938223524.jpg)

>wfd

>salvos retail cuck

>serving lady at the register

>she sees my """VOLUNTEER""" name tag

>"Wow, it's so nice of you to volunteer your time to help out at the salvos"

>mfw

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 No.161479

>>161472

Lol, furry detected.

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 No.161480

File: 86950491280bbd2⋯.jpg (76.98 KB,768x768,1:1,1482204195125.jpg)

>>161478

hahaha

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 No.161481

>>161478

Better to be seen as a volunteer than a wfd cuck

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 No.161482

>>161472

lol what a furry

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 No.161483

File: b356854146c11b2⋯.png (182.14 KB,800x600,4:3,wfd.png)

>>161478

>actually doing WFD

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 No.161484

>>161475

Little fat lamb is an eight percent cider, get with the NEET trends.

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 No.161485

The bad neets come out after dark

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 No.161486

>>161484

8% alcohol

100% faggot drink

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 No.161487

Did Virgin NEEt off himself?

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 No.161488

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161487

maybe he's out getting some

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 No.161489

File: a577db6f9e8fd37⋯.jpg (74.14 KB,646x680,19:20,gaydigiridoome.jpg)

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 No.161490

>>161486

>8%

>doesn't taste shit

>cheap

>beercucks will rage at this

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 No.161491

>>161490

>beer cucks

But isn't it ginger beer?

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 No.161492

>>161490

>cheap

Mate I'm sitting here with my $8.30 4l goonbag from dans laughing at ya

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 No.161493

>>161492

>goonbag

Fuck off back to the desert and chuck spears there.

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 No.161494

>>161493

>▶cunt Australia 11/26/17 (Sun) 23:32:54 No.16we all know abos only drink the finest methylated spirts with orange juice

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 No.161495

>>161492

But all the goon I've ever had taste like 98 unleaded. I stopped buying it because it was utter shit, and I had heaps of diff. flavors and brands

>>161491

It's just whatever mixed with spirits, ginger beer is one of the flavors, berry is shit though.

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 No.161496

>>161495

shit taste tbh

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 No.161497

>>161478

I had a similar experience when I did some cuck for the dole gardening

>slowly getting through some pruning, since there was way more time than work

>some lady walks past

>says "wow must be nice to have a job like that"

>tell her I'm actually volunteering

>she immediately backtracks and spends the next five minutes telling me about how she has a habit of saying rude shit and is trying to stop

>internally keking the entire time

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 No.161498

>>161489

I should get one of those as a rape tool

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 No.161499

>>161497

Should have pruned her tits off

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 No.161500

Watching Harold & Kumar because I can't think of anyting else better to watch while drunk. About to have a feed then bed time. I'd really like to be hanging out with another cunt irl right now. Those feels mang

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 No.161501

>>161500

I saw some of my high school friends the other day, was pretty good

I almost got denied entry to a club because they thought I was drunk I hadn't even had a drink

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 No.161502

>>161501

I got denied entry once because I raped someone waiting in the line

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 No.161503

>>161502

Wouldn't that of gotten you in

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 No.161504

>>161486

>tfw I single handedly memed little fat lamb into the NEET threads

>>161495

That's where you're wrong, I've had 5/7 of the flavours(can't find Pear or Apple), tropical is the worst one so far not because it's awful tasting, just doesn't have much flavour to it.

~VaporNEET

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 No.161505

Think I might buy some weed. My hangovers are getting bad. Going supplement 3-4 beers a night with cones.

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 No.161506

>>161504

Lol what a furry

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 No.161507

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 No.161508

>>161507

Burke's raoe backyard

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 No.161509

>>161508

at least you tried

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 No.161510

>>161503

Nah, he raped the bouncer accidently

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 No.161511

One Nation didn't win Queensland.

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 No.161512

>>161508

Give me a home among the bum trees, with lots of dumb b's, a root or two on a kangaroo

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 No.161513

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 No.161514

>>161512

It's all up Burkes backside

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 No.161515

>>161505

Since I started smoking weed again I've cut down on my drinking

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 No.161517

Big aboriginal cock

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 No.161518

>>161517

I believe they call that one venereal.

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 No.161520

File: 751ea2f9c702818⋯.jpeg (19.85 KB,455x323,455:323,images (10).jpeg)

>>161518

>BAC

Big aboriginal cock

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 No.161521

File: 7adb46031fdcd86⋯.jpg (11.59 KB,206x206,1:1,abo.jpg)

>>161520

>Not posting the original

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 No.161522

>>161521

I drink the metho while I stick the bowser nozzle up my ass

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 No.161523

>>161522

Mate I only use the premium unleaded for my abo enema.

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 No.161524

>>161513

Is there a single democracy in the world where politicians aren't simply tools for the rich?

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 No.161525

File: 32a35b18f09386d⋯.jpeg (10.17 KB,241x209,241:209,index.jpeg)

There's a weird sound coming from outside my window. What do?

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 No.161526

>>161524

Yeah, it's called the third reich.

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 No.161527

>>161525

Yell at it and it will go away.

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 No.161528

File: 94943cbd99c06f5⋯.jpg (277.97 KB,1000x1186,500:593,1398318498430.jpg)

Don't worry, it's just me.

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 No.161529

>>161525

Say nothing and take your pants off

-rapeneet

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 No.161530

On omegle tonight, see what bitches I can find

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 No.161531

>>161530

You'll find hundreds of dicks

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 No.161532

>>161531

Surprisingly not too many dicks tonight

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 No.161533

>>161504

you faggot mate, now everyone's drinking poofter drinks

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 No.161534

File: 4484b1ee908a668⋯.jpg (16.6 KB,200x401,200:401,burke_narrowweb__200x401.jpg)

>>161507

One former entertainment writer said he once interrupted an interview to tell her she would be a "demon f*", and that he bought a horse for a female relative so he could watch her "rub her c* on its back".

what a dude

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 No.161535

>>161534

ehh too early for this shit

morning btw, been up since 3 happened 2 nights ago to. dunno what the fucks up

had a pretty whacky dream before i woke though

it was like a movie, i was some rich cunt and i swapped bodies with a poor dude on a bus and i was telling all the people on the bus about it and they all thought i was a retard. outside the right window heaps far away there was this big skyscraper that was where my loft was and shit and i needed to get back there. anyway i started empathising with the bus folk and we started being friends, i cant even remember if we talked to one another but i had that feeling that we were friends. then the bus was almost empty and the bus driver was this dero cunt with a mullet who wouldnt shut up but i was the only one left on the bus and i started being friends with him then he lent me the bus to get home by myself and as i was turning a corner, i had my feet on the clutch and the brake but i drove in to a cop and then started swearing at him because i was in the right and then i woke up

probably a metaphor

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 No.161536

>>161511

no shit

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 No.161537

>>161522

light a blue flame fucking nigel

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 No.161538

>>161528

Sassy?

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 No.161539

Wakey wakey hands off snakey

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 No.161540

>>161539

it keeps me calm

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 No.161542

Good morning NEETs! Another day, endless in possibility, greets us. Just a few days ago, another one of our neetbros succeeded in the ultimate quest defeat the forces of centrelink and achieve DSP status. Perhaps he will drop a few clues as to how it's done.

Wagies - you've had your brief taste of freedom. Now it's back into the slave pits. Do not be late - Mr Shekelstein is not a patient man.

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 No.161543

Goodmorning NEETS

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 No.161544

File: a9d5016fe54b76e⋯.jpg (41.83 KB,644x270,322:135,Floyd-Mayweather_chops.jpg)

>>161389

Yes, as demonstrated in the documentary Rocky IV, you can develop superhuman boxing abilities by chopping wood.

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 No.161545

>>161539

>>161535

>>161542

>>161543

Good morning boys.

Up early and forgot that I have a new bed so I got out of it the way I used to when I was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and ended up scraping my shin against the wood on the base. Have this huge lump there now.

What a life.

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 No.161546

>>161176

It seems we do have at least a few self improvement neets. What time of day do you workout? Do you do a whole body or split program?

I've got a 4 day split, each starting with one big compound exercise, one of bench press/dead lift/squat/lats.

I used to live near a uni gym and go there at 6 in the morning when it was really quiet. Nowadays I have to use normie gyms, and the quietest time of day for them seems to be between 8:30 and 11:30 in the morning.

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 No.161547

>>161546

You should use one of those 24 hour gyms.

Personally I have bought my own equipment and set up a bit of a home gym rather than subject myself to the normies.

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 No.161548

>>161547

I bought a home gym a month or two ago. I've used it maybe 10 times and now it has a layer of dust.

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 No.161549

>>161544

That's how John escaped/forced out of the bucket

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 No.161550

When is this site going to tell me the results?

It's been the same since around 9 last night

http://www.abc.net.au/news/qld-election-2017/results/

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 No.161551

So apparently Don Burke of Burke's Backyard is an Aussie Weinstein. If you crossed Ivan Milat with Weinstein, made him a donkey fucker aficionado, then gave him a job at channel 9. Apparently he bought a female relative a pony because he liked the thought of her rubbing her cunt against it. Some of the claims are so ridiculous, I'm not sure if it's just cheeky rl shitposting, or if he's a legit, real life /d/eviant.

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 No.161552

>>161547

I do, but I'm normally asleep at 2 in the morning, so it doesn't help me that much

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 No.161553

>>161548

Do you find it impossible to start using it, or do you start training and then stop after a brief time before your session is finished?

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 No.161554

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Morning music

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 No.161555

>>161553

>session

lol

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 No.161556

>>161555

I used to get stoned and lift.

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 No.161557

>>161556

I dont smoke anymore, not for a few years.

Now i sit here writing to you. It's all i do.

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 No.161558

>>161548

It is always a mistake to buy a home gym from scratch so to speak. You need to start off small so you know you won't be wasting your money.

For example I started off just buying a set of two dumbells and a few weights. As I got more into it and maxed out my weights I bought some more, heavier weights to put on the dumbbells.

I had now been lifting consistently for several months and was confident that I would continue so I then bought a barbell and even more heavier weights.

Then I decided I was at a stage where I could invest in a power rack and a bench and know that I would get full use out of it. Which is what I have done now.

I have not set up the power rack yet because I need to get my shed possum-proofed first otherwise they would ruin it with all their piss and shit.

But since I started out small and upgraded my equipment and routine in increments, I know that it will not be money wasted. Because I have learned about myself and my habits well enough now. I know the gym will be used.

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 No.161559

>>161557

Yeah, I'm taking a break from the boards for a while. Going to get more active and acclimatize myself to summer, or I'll spend the next six months sweating into my chair and feeling like shit.

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 No.161560

>>161558

I have some dumbells. What are some good exercises? Curls, I know. Anything else worth doing?

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 No.161561

Went really overboard this weekend.had over 60 drinks since Thursday night. Had a really awful headache this morning but no other hangiver symptoms. Called in sick today,and Friday. Really hope they don't sack me. I regret this weekend so much, fuck

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 No.161562

File: 018e9b804dda0c2⋯.gif (8.98 KB,150x150,1:1,3-1.gif)

File: ae0be35dfa4a4eb⋯.gif (5.95 KB,150x150,1:1,5-2.gif)

File: ab5ced27744e1cc⋯.gif (5.99 KB,150x150,1:1,8-2.gif)

File: 310e8a427270724⋯.gif (4.38 KB,150x150,1:1,15.gif)

>>161560

Never mind. Opened up my /fit/ folder. All this shit I downloaded and never bothered following up on. Time for a change. Then when I get bored in 5 minutes, time for an egg sandwich. I might even shower today, but I'll eat and take a shit first, to economize the time it takes to be hygienic.

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 No.161563

>>161558

Go outside and find a cicada shell thing, it'll look like a dead one but they shed their skin

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 No.161564

>>161562

They're really quick.

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 No.161565

>>161563

The wings were not right for Cicadas. They are more likely Christmas beetles.

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 No.161566

File: f586438267fc003⋯.jpg (56.05 KB,403x297,403:297,christmas_beetle_karmen.jpg)

File: 232f2fafda6f63a⋯.jpg (61.65 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

>>161565

I was about to post

>Christmas beetles are black with a pearlescent sheen to them.

but decided to look it up.

The only ones i've seen are the second pic, the ones last night did look a lot like first pic, sorry for sperging out, i was so sure they were cicadas.

When i lived in the north of SA there was a plague of them, the schools drinking fountains had a trough under them, as big as a sink and the whole thing was full of Christmas beetles, you couldn't see the ground.

I think they spawned on Lake Eyre but dunno.

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 No.161567

>>161564

Yeah, I figure they're a good morning routine I can push out as I'm waking myself up. It won't get me buff, but it will at least get the blood flowing and slow down NEET atrophy. Longest part is waiting for a couple of minutes between sets.

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 No.161568

File: 7607679e7bfa026⋯.png (112.36 KB,511x671,511:671,1475652781293.png)

It might just be superstition, but I always feel more prone to getting injuries if I work out soon after getting up from bed. I feel like my body needs at least a few hours to loosen up first. I usually have a nice warm shower before working out too.

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 No.161569

fucking office lady is here at the warehouse ugh

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 No.161570

>>161568

Why don't you do stretches a bit after waking? They're so goddamn satisfying and loosening.

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 No.161571

>>161569

Is she a milf? See if she is down to fuck.

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 No.161572

>>161570

I like to start off slow in the morning. Don't feel like doing anything at all for a couple of hours.

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 No.161573

feel so slowand stupid. cant concentrate or think properly, need to stop drinking

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 No.161574

>>161558

>tfw I joined a 24h gym GENESIS a few months ago to start lifting and turning my life around

I've only gone twice and still eat fast food, diet out the window ;_;

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 No.161575

>>161574

What stops you from going more often?

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 No.161576

Why must I fear social situations?

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 No.161577

>>161576

Because you hate yourself and fear being rejected.

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 No.161578

>>161577

Sounds about right

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 No.161579

>>161575

Laziness I guess, I've just used the elliptical and bike there, because I'm fat as. Haven't used the weights

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 No.161580

File: 5257ec63b047712⋯.jpg (26.43 KB,300x300,1:1,20160216-HJs-300x300.jpg)

File: 5257ec63b047712⋯.jpg (26.43 KB,300x300,1:1,20160216-HJs-300x300.jpg)

breakfast of champs

pancakes went up to $3 though

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 No.161581

File: 42fa2740136a7f3⋯.jpg (22.42 KB,300x300,1:1,181047l.jpg)

>>161580

second pic was supposed to be pancakes

cholesterol probably got to my head

>feels good

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 No.161582

>>161546

I always focus on 1 big compound and then do 30 minutes of accessory work or light compound hypertrophy reps after

Push myself to almost failure on every set, probably JUSTing myself but I feel very accomplished after my work outs

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 No.161583

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/11/24/11/25/first-look-at-new-sydney-stadiums

FUCK THIS STATE GOVERNMENT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING HOW IS ANYONE SUPPORTING THIS WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY NO YOUNG PEOPLE GO TO THE FOOTBALL OR SPORTS ANYWAY IS THIS TO JUST MAKE THEM ALL PROFIT OFF THE INFRASTRUCTURE/HOUSING BOOM

GET

THE

FUCK

OUT

OF

MY

COUNTRY

AND

STOP

WASTING

OUR

MONEY

YOU

DUMB

BITCH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.161584

>>161583

YOU DONT GO TO THE FOOTY? WHY'S THAT MAATE?

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 No.161585

>>161583

I can't believe I'm agreeing with Bob Carr on this one but why the fuck are they tearing down the Olympic Stadium already

I mean fuck it's not even like Australia has an Olympics or a FIFA world cup in the coming up any time soon and especially in that there definitely won't be a Sydney Olympics so soon

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 No.161587

File: 06a261443c34a62⋯.jpg (41.3 KB,700x467,700:467,9175686-3x2-700x467.jpg)

>'You'll have to audition, but you'll have to be topless'

no wonder, her face isn't worth looking at

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 No.161588

>>161579

You would probably have been better off just going for a walk each day and buying a couple of dumbbells for some simple lifting at home.

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 No.161589

>>161588

I agree, now I'm paying for this shit I don't use

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 No.161590

>>161589

that sounds like wagie entitlement

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 No.161591

Morning NEETs

Got my job agency bullshit in 2 hours , yay

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 No.161592

>>161584

my team is doing shit

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 No.161593

>>161592

footy hasnt started

you dont watch soccer do you? coz that's fucking un Australian

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 No.161594

>>161593

nah but my team did shit this year

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 No.161595

>>161590

Fuck off

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 No.161596

>>161595

We're full

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 No.161597

feel so fucking drained from all the piss i drank this weekend

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 No.161598

>>161597

From the sound of it you'll get fired tomorrow anyway so you won't be able to buy booze anymore.

Problem solved.

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 No.161599

>>161595

They're spending my hard earned tax dollars on that junk?

Fucking socialists.

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 No.161600

>>161585

some private corporate interest of course as it always is with the (((liberals)))

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 No.161601

>>161600

Fair enough, kinda does seem odd that the Liberal party is doing unnecessary spending and Labour is deriding them for it

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 No.161602

I've got fucking brainlock.

Is it 10 or 20 jobs I'm meant to have applied for ?

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 No.161603

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 No.161604

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 No.161605

office lady is finally gone and i can wank in peace

so hungover though, feels shit. i need to get off the piss for real

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 No.161606

>>161605

Drop the smokes too. A ridiculous habit.

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 No.161607

Just found this while having a search.

It's gonna be even less fun on the dole in a years time.

https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/rp/BudgetReview201718/JobSeeker

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 No.161608

>>161607

The dole is no longer a viable lifestyle for the NEET. It is DSP or bust now.

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 No.161609

>>161607

mate pretend you're autistic and get the DSP

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 No.161610

File: a34430ffea9dde6⋯.png (83.97 KB,540x960,9:16,1502234638720.png)

Why didn't you cunts tell me about the special NEET powers? I've been avoiding social interaction for years, always going to the shops right before closing, so I can dodge all the normies. Not today though.

>have to go to the pharmacy and supermarket

>ah, fuck, it's 8:30 am Monday

>wagie traffic, single mums and housewives everywhere, the occasional pensioner in sight

>okay, this is good, no darkies, asians or heroin addicts in sight

>stride into the shopping centre with an autistic t-pose, checking myself to make sure I don't throw my arms back like anime.

>realise I look retarded, so I check myself and just stand up straight.

>Laundry detergent is on my shopping list and all my casual clothes are dirty.

>I put my good jeans on, so I'm feeling confident.

>do shopping.

>get to checkout and I have a bag from the pharmacy with me.

>the checkout chick is a solid 5/10 and I mean solid.

>She's mid-late 20's, 6' tall, smooth skinned and has symmetrical features, would be a 6 or higher, but she's muscular and kind of fat, which makes her look even fatter, probably 10-15kgs overweight. Far from uggo though.

>Think amazon butter-churner that eats too much of her own product.

>I realize I have the bag from the pharmacy with me, so I hand it to her and say "You might want to check this."

>"It's okay anon, I was checking you out when you came in." At this point she realises what she said and completely loses her spaghetti.

>Her cheeks flush, her eyes go glassy and her bottom lip sticks out. Even her posture goes to shit and she hunches down, now I'm towering over her and she's looking up at me from behind the counter.

>I know this feel. Only I'm the one supposed to be feeling it, not her. Is this Bizarro World?

>"It's okay to be a bit paranoid." I say in a reassuring voice. "I bet you get all types coming in here."

>"Y-yeah" she replies, as she rushes to scan my shopping.

>Focusing on her job, she seems to get more confidence and straightens up a bit. She turns to look at me and continue the idle chat, makes eye contact and then goes beetroot red and slack jawed, doesn't know what to say.

>Now, I'm not feeling awkward, the power dynamic here makes it impossible. I'm feeling pity instead.

>"They're lucky to have you looking after the place" I say with a polite smile.

>She stammers something and gives me my change without looking at me.

>She gave me $10 too much.

>"Excuse me miss"

>She turns around, still red faced and hunched over, beads of sweat on her forehead, eyes like saucers.

>"You gave me too much change."

>She actually sobs, rips the note out of my hand and spills coins everywhere.

>She looks like she's going to faint.

>"Mondays, huh?" I say with a grin, that I hope isn't too smug.

Is this how Chad feels all the time? I think I'm going to do more day shopping in future.

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 No.161611

>>161610

That doesn't sound real if I'm honest

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 No.161612

>>161610

I hope this is some sort of parody fiction.

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 No.161613

Literally day ONE(1) my new service provider fucks up my appointment time/date.

I'm almost impressed.

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 No.161614

>>161610

Whose NEET LARP s that? A real NEET would have asked her out.

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 No.161615

>>161614

A real NEET would have shit his pants and done nothing

He left out the last line

>then I woke up with a wet patch

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 No.161616

>>161612

>>161611

>>161614

All true, even the part about the t-pose. I might have exaggerated slightly. I didn't think to ask her out though. I mean, I thought about it as I got back into my car, but by that point, marching back in and asking for her number was out of the question. I had reverted back to normal by that point.

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 No.161617

>>161616

Well next tme you go back there and she's still blushing don't forgetti

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 No.161618

Remind me to put the bins out at sunset tonight please.

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 No.161619

>>161618

Put the bins out at sunset tonight m8

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 No.161620

>>161610

I like where your porn story is going, keep it up

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 No.161621

>>161620

I'm a little disappointed he didn't twirl his moustache then dip his fedora at her

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 No.161622

>>161615

Poor wagie jealous of my NEET swagger. Get back to work and pay your taxes. I want to go shopping again.

>>161617

Will do. Now that I have discovered my NEET powers, I am unstoppable.

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 No.161623

>>161622

I'm posting here at this time of day m8 so I dunno what part of your enormous arsehole you pulled wagie from.

And I'm not jealous at all, I found your fap fiction rather amusing

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 No.161624

poojeta says she has feeling for me but "needs more time"

this is too much for me to deal with

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 No.161625

>>161624

m8 if she really had feelings for you then she would not be prevaricating like this. Best to just give her up.

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 No.161626

>>161624

She has to test out a few chads first

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 No.161627

>>161623

Why are you soo mean then? Is it the soy?

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 No.161628

>>161623

I'm a wagie and am posting right now, I just have a late shift

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 No.161629

fuck sake, my burger buns were mouldy so i had to just eat a patty and some bacon by itself

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 No.161630

>wake up

>still alive

Which one of you wizards put this curse on me?

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 No.161631

anyone else have no friends either irl or online like me teehee

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 No.161632

>>161628

I'm also a wagie but i start in half an hour or so

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 No.161633

>>161630

You put the curse on yourself.

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 No.161634

>>161633

He didn't choose to be born

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 No.161635

File: a2da4eb01087fe4⋯.jpg (40.58 KB,416x419,416:419,Monday cunts.JPG)

>make stupid trades on BTC last night

>still make enough to buy pizza

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 No.161636

>>161632

I start in an hour and will too be off soon

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 No.161637

>>161631

I got no clue, I guess I probably would say I have no friends

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 No.161638

cant believe you cunts memed me into going to dans and spending the whole weekend on a bender

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 No.161639

>>161635

how did you get 30% off

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 No.161640

>>161638

it happens to us all

now how was the bender

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 No.161641

>>161640

shit, i embarrased myself, spent heaps of money, didnt mmake it into work today and still didnt gf the sri lankan girl

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 No.161642

>>161591

morning

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 No.161643

>>161641

Why would you want a sri lankan girl

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 No.161644

File: a245377315aee1d⋯.jpg (28.91 KB,400x400,1:1,2tRpcLZE_400x400.jpg)

>>161641

you're welcome

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 No.161645

It's nice to know we're making a difference in people's lives

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 No.161646

File: 500d9b442c4660c⋯.jpg (56.84 KB,279x643,279:643,97843569.jpg)

>how's ya job searchin goin mate? i retired at 56 and my redundancy pay was 70% of my wage until I hit pension

>i have 6 kids and 8 grandkids, live on a farm and go on $20,000 cruises every year

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 No.161647

>>161646

>only 1.3 grandkids per kid

shit tier genes boomerneet

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 No.161648

>>161646

Legit though, is it even theoretically possible to get a job if you have no skills or qualifications, no experience except wfd, no references, are a complete social fuck up and have been out of school for 3 years?

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 No.161649

File: 2731a44a9e97f3f⋯.jpg (97.71 KB,900x600,3:2,environmental-portrait-06.jpg)

>>161646

know the feeling good buddy, got me a 4 bedroom place and a shack down in the riverland

hard work pays off, these kids today.. i just don't know. wouldn't know a bloody hard days work if it bit em on the ass,

sometimes it makes me wonder

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 No.161650

>>161648

are you a girl or minority?

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 No.161651

>>161650

White, cis and able-bodied male.

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 No.161652

so nerve racking waiting for poojeeta to repond

ive never got this far with a girl before

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 No.161653

>>161651

just pull yourself up by your bootstraps

t.Boomer

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 No.161654

>>161648

Depends if you can use the magic of nepotism or not

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 No.161655

>>161648

>out of school for 3 years

to be young again. it doesn't get better

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 No.161656

>>161587

she would've been cute 25 years ago

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 No.161657

Don't ya love it when you take the 5 minutes to fill in the jobsearch form and the cunts don't even ask for it ?

I deserve a raise for this.

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 No.161658

big black abo milkers

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 No.161659

>>161655

It does get better in some ways. You chill out about things as you get older. There is no more extreme stress, just a sort of constant lower level stress.

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 No.161660

My shipment of vegan protein arrived. I tried my first shake. I didn't use a big enough shaker and it was too thick and muddy. It didn't taste great but it was edible.

I think when I work out the right amount of water to use and get more used to the taste I will be able to drink it pretty easily.

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 No.161661

>>161660

you soy boy mong

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 No.161662

I just rescued a blue-tongue lizard from right under my Doggo's predatory jaws. Feels pretty heroic. I just hope he is smart enough not to come back into the backyard.

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 No.161663

File: c7cb6e33650772b⋯.jpg (184.22 KB,1080x1080,1:1,1470816915214.jpg)

>>161661

It doesn't contain soy.

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 No.161664

File: 81a5a91941fdaed⋯.jpg (77.02 KB,437x597,437:597,darwin.jpg)

>>161662

If it doesn't then it's been selected.

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 No.161665

>>161660

And did you work out after drinking it ?

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 No.161666

>>161665

No. I do not follow the meme that says that it matters when you eat or drink your protein. so long as you are doing it regularly.

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 No.161667

>>161657

pretty much overqualified to be working in public office m8

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 No.161668

>>161666

Ah … please don't be one of those people who think spending the money and taking the powders will do anything then m8, I've seen fat people get even fatter falling for that meme.

If that's not what you're doing my apologies.

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 No.161669

its so fucking hot in the warehouse but i have to turn the fan off to smoke darts

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 No.161670

>>161667

I'm an able bodied white straight male, they'd never hire me anyway.

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 No.161671

>>161648

this is me except i've never worked for the dole. the only work experience i had was cutting out paper stars in a library back in year 8

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 No.161672

>>161670

i'm not even white and still can't get into those kind of shit kicking jobs

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 No.161673

>>161672

Leave.

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 No.161674

>>161673

yes massa

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 No.161675

>>161672

I'll give you a job.

How are you at picking cotton ?

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 No.161676

>>160984

What should I get from the bottleo with 10 neetbux cunts?

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 No.161677

>>161676

goon or cooper's ale if you're feeling fancy

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 No.161678

File: 451181bf58cbfe5⋯.jpg (19.8 KB,480x426,80:71,c3ae0e7cec7ba797b1f5aa4c2d….jpg)

Should I get pissed tonight?

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 No.161679

>>161677

>4.50 for a stubbie of coopers

nah…

It's either goon or a bottle of little fat lamb, do they do the tropical in 1.25L?

>>161678

Yes mate

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 No.161680

>>161679

Can you get goon for under 10 bucks?

Also do Dan's stock the 1.25 l lambs?

Can only find them at my local general store bottleo

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 No.161681

>>161680

Dan's only have the cans and 500ml bottles,

I've only ever seen the 1.25L ones at my local chink run independent, I think Dan's has goon for 9 or 9.50 if I remember right

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 No.161682

File: 0d50a73f8a630fa⋯.jpg (18.71 KB,348x276,29:23,98969faf49578478ae155d96e7….jpg)

>tune in to ABC grandstand to listen to some of the cricket

>turns out cricket's not on and they're just bullshitting on about abos in sports and rights for abos

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 No.161683

im only gonna have 6 tonight, im not hungover anymore but mentally very weird, and anxious as hell

thet bender was a mistake.

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 No.161684

>>161676

goon. 4L for 10 bucks. you cant go wrong tbh

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 No.161685

File: a4fb0f853d6c030⋯.jpg (59.54 KB,566x569,566:569,Ch9rZlwUkAA44sm.jpg)

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 No.161686

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 No.161687

>>161685

Hey at least one can get on the piss when they grow up kid

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 No.161688

I have such a long backlog of games and movies, and I don't feel like doing any of it.

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 No.161689

>>161688

how long's your backlog?

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 No.161690

>>161689

Depends how much I had to eat the day before

Bit of a rude question really m8

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 No.161691

6 packs in the fridge

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 No.161692

>>161688

I have over a thousand movies downloaded that I need to watch.

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 No.161693

>>161689

something like 100 games. but lately I feel like beating a game doesn't give me the same satisfaction it used to.

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 No.161694

File: b6c509b55f41276⋯.mp4 (1.72 MB,640x480,4:3,jack_stark.mp4)

>>161678

how is West Australia considered to be Chad Australia when it produces faggots like this?

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 No.161695

>>161694

Because even our faggots are more manly than the best you easterners have to offer

And that cunt clearly is one of yours anyway, you edited it.

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 No.161696

>>161695

don't get tears in your soy, sandgroper

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 No.161697

>>161693

just do a rerun of super metroid every few years

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 No.161698

>>161690

u being cheeky m8?

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 No.161699

>>161698

Wot me m8 ? cheeky ? , nah.

>>161696

I have literally no idea what you are saying there m8 so I'll assume you're trying to have sex with me and say , no thanks.

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 No.161700

>>161699

I was saying you were crying, because you're effeminate, due to soy products and being from WA.

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 No.161701

>>161700

Ah, ok , thanks for that.

Why are you looking up and posting videos of homosexual men anyway ?

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 No.161702

>>161699

>cheeky ? , nah.

F A I R O M 8

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 No.161703

>>161701

to trigger faggots

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 No.161704

can we have a new thread? this osne is so laggy for me now

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 No.161705

>>161703

Yeah …. that was johns excuse for a while too.

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 No.161706

I just had another vegan protein shake. I used the right amount of water and shook it up properly this time.

I think I will be able to drink two of these a day. It will be easier once I am more used to the taste.

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 No.161707

>>161610

>'neet' relates a neetstory where he goes to the supermarket and doesn't use the self-serve machines

nice try faggot

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 No.161708

>>161682

Australia won the first test this morning

>>161683

Think I'll join you tbh, out of the Boags and might try something diff

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 No.161709

>>161704

In due time

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 No.161710

on my 3rd

feel so anxious

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 No.161711

>>161676

GOON

revert to your NEET ways before it's too late and jap beer and little fat poofter drinks make you a fairy

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 No.161712

>>161680

>Can you get goon for under 10 bucks?

That's the whole fucking appeal, 33 standard drinks for fucking $10

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 No.161713

>>161708

When does the second one start, I don't really give too much of a shit about the cricket but it's a nice background noise just to listen to

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 No.161714

File: 98b48484d2468f6⋯.png (158.77 KB,1018x493,1018:493,goon.PNG)

File: ce252bf472a642a⋯.png (174.15 KB,1075x559,25:13,huwhitegoon.PNG)

>>161680

>>161712

Pic related, 30 standard drinks and 9 bucks from Dan's

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 No.161715

>>161713

Saturday mate

Test cricket is a good neet sport. The normies always have to miss half of it because of muh work week and muh going outside during the day. You even get nice breaks to go out for alcohol or tendies as required

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 No.161716

My glencairn whisky glasses came today. I am drinking my Glenmorangie out of one tonight. We will see if it improves my experience.

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 No.161717

>>161715

Cricket really is the NEET sport

Most cricketers are drunks too, or at least they used to be.

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 No.161718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161697

I'm thinking of getting an emulator and playing this, loved it as a kid.

Although it's a bit gay, I don'e want to be a nostalgia fag but i guess I already am.

Just watched this, the cunt playing it's a faggot, he's missing all the cool stuff and you can smash the ground in spots to find secret shit.

He called the game generic, i think it's better than the early Mario's from the same time like Yoshi's Island. That was a good game too.

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 No.161719

>>161714

fuck yeah, real neetos know what's up

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 No.161720

>>161703

>i only suck dicks because i like the irony of cultural appropriation

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 No.161721

>>161715

>muh going outside during the day

Is this truly how normies see the world??

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 No.161722

File: c0bb1e22f2827b3⋯.jpg (215.62 KB,798x800,399:400,scotch_map.jpg)

>>161716

suggestion, try getting another whiskey from a different part of scotland so you can compare and contrast the tastes.

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 No.161723

>>161721

that went over my head too

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 No.161724

>>161714

I can't drink goon, the hangovers are far too brutal.

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 No.161725

>>161722

>whiskey

>scotland

Maaaaaattttteee …..

You only get whiskEy from 'Merica.

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 No.161726

>>161722

I have ordered three more whiskies. I am struggling with the Glenmorangie so it might have been a mistake. I don't think drinking is for me. Struggling to keep it down here.

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 No.161727

File: 20b5c10451b239a⋯.png (87.92 KB,384x376,48:47,fancy_pants.png)

>>161724

la-di-da

we wouldn't want that now would we

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 No.161728

>>161722

Highland Park 12 Yr Old is delicious, but I don't find it to be smokey.

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 No.161729

Are any of you making a new thread? I'll start making it now and post it when this threads almost full

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 No.161730

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.161731

>>161727

I think theres a NEET for everyone one of these books.

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 No.161732

>>161726

Whisky drinking does take some practice m8, I drink Ardbeg just with ice these days with only enjoyment but it took me years to get there.

The main thing to remember is SINGLE MALT , the age is secondary but single malt is the important thing.

If you've the money give Ardbeg a try, it's pricy but it's strong and it goes down so easy.

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 No.161733

>>161732

>Ardbeg with Ice

Absolute savage.

>Ardbeg for a beginner

Not a good idea.

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 No.161734

>>161729

Ive made the last several so someone else can have a go

Watch out for those thread filling shitposters now you've announced it though

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 No.161735

File: 405b97a62a7e5ec⋯.jpg (12.79 KB,412x83,412:83,booze.jpg)

>>161732

These are the three I have ordered to try next.

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 No.161736

File: b783a044e45f940⋯.jpeg (78.1 KB,640x434,320:217,the-14-phases-of-every-be….jpeg)

>>161732

>drinking whiskey takes practice

lol u faggot

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 No.161737

>>161735

Excellent choices, Highland Park is top tier, probably my favorite whisky.

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 No.161739

File: 1d7fe851711379e⋯.jpeg (15.39 KB,300x168,25:14,letter_e.jpeg)

>>161725

Noted, this mistake brought to you by the letter E

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 No.161740

>>161733

>Not a good idea

Yeah, this is true actually, lol.

>>161736

You know, if you'd managed to spell whisky properly I might have been slightly offended there but as you clearly have no idea of what you're talking about I'll just tell you to fuck off.

>>161735

Old Pulteney is a nice drop too, looks like a good list.

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 No.161742

>>161731

mine's Mr. Shitcunt

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 No.161743

File: 99714ff6cad6901⋯.jpg (45.33 KB,620x330,62:33,Asdas-wine-taster-Ed-Betts….jpg)

>>161740

>have nothing else to be proud of in life

>pretend to have pallate and describe tastes in an obnoxious manner to appear more sophisticated than your dumb ass actually is or could ever hope to be

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 No.161744

>>161398

Pauline was making a deal with the devil (LNP) and it didn't work out too well for her in the end.

Media raving about One Nation making a preference deal with the LNP.

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 No.161746

>>161743

Lol, you're grasping at straws now goat fucker.

When did I say any of that shit ?

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 No.161748

>>161669

Take your pants off

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 No.161749

>>161744

to be expected of a dumb slut

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 No.161751

>>161748

yeah, ok.

now what?

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 No.161752

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>>161746

i wouldn't have to explain it to you if you knew your whiskeys

>Whisky or whiskey is a type

literally first result on google

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 No.161753

>>161735

Good show. Glenfiddich and Laphroaig are the other ones I keep hearing about.

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 No.161754

>>161736

>>161743

Kill yourself, thread shitter.

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 No.161755

>>161749

Damn she aged well for a gilf.

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 No.161756

>>161752

you're a fucking shitcunt mate.

drink goon

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 No.161757

>>161756

>drink petrol

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 No.161758

>>161752

You are fucking retarded.

Whiskey is American.

Whisky comes from Ireland or Scotland.

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 No.161759

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 No.161760

File: 75bcb53d1bbfd8e⋯.png (52.38 KB,480x628,120:157,1478075372828.png)

Alrighty,

New thread

>>161738

>>161738

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 No.161761

>>161758

>tfw you dont know the difference between american and irish/scotish whiskey/whisky

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 No.161762

>>161759

I had one job and you took it from me

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