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File: 34fa20f73a91406⋯.png (70.23 KB,2008x2344,251:293,Little fat faggot wont tak….png)

 No.161738 [Last50 Posts]

GOON. GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS FUCKING GOON

You know it's the right choice. Nectar of the NEETgod, the holy soma of the lowly man, ballsweat of KeK himself.

Don't deny what's in your blood. You don't need these fancy poofter drinks to fit in here.

OLD >>160984

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 No.161741

Sydney

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 No.161745

File: cd47049e11271cf⋯.png (132.49 KB,900x900,1:1,Taste my ballsweat.png)

>>161741

Mate i didnt link it yet because there's still posts to go and fuck those gooks fighting in the end of every thread

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 No.161747

>>161745

I'm a quick NEET.

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 No.161750

>tfw no aboriginal gf

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 No.161763

>>161747

slow neets here.

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 No.161764

File: b9446453488fb4a⋯.gif (42.8 KB,320x320,1:1,1484109136293.gif)

>>161750

One of the best feels.

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 No.161765

>>161747

The quick white NEET jumped over the lazy wagie

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 No.161766

Does Don Burke have the ((()))? I need to know if I have to listen and believe or nah

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 No.161767

>>161764

obviously never felt the supple teat or firm caress of our first peoples.

there's noting like a real woman.

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 No.161768

Need to rape but I don't wanna get out of bed, I'll have to try and lure people into my house

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 No.161769

>>161745

你是個壞人。這些職位是中國的財產

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 No.161770

>>161769

GOOKS OUT

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 No.161771

>>161768

t. AFP

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 No.161772

>>161768

Just rape yourself

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 No.161773

File: 304d7c6b004380d⋯.jpg (76.77 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1_1024x1024.jpg)

>>161738

How much of a pisstake would it be if you poured goon into bottles of a really expensive vintage and then had rich poofters try it and say how great it is

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 No.161774

>>161773

This would be hilarious.

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 No.161775

Triple J moving the hottest 100 to the 27th next year. Between this and their aus album of the year they're sucking coon cock really hard lately.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-27/hottest-100-wont-be-held-on-australia-day-triple-j-says/9197014

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 No.161776

The Americans usually have less gay spellings than the British, so I thought 'whisky' would be the American one. But it turns out Whiskey vs Whisky is really an Irish vs Scottish spelling war. Fuck those potato niggers for making spelling even worse.

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 No.161777

>>161773

That sounds like a very profitable endeavor.

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 No.161778

>>161769

you're supposed to be the jap one

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 No.161779

>>161773

Penn&Teller did that with tap water pretending it was fancy "spring" water in one of their episodes.

It was fucking funny.

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 No.161780

>>161778

Lol, nah, I think there's 3 of us.

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 No.161781

>>161775

>the wage-goer's tax goes towards paying for this

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 No.161782

>>161773

been heaps of scams like that already, some dumb cunts with that money even maintain the drink was legit after being told otherwise just so they dont look stupid because they use big words to describe a drink, which is something only total fags do

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 No.161783

>>161775

I'm the traditional owner of this thread

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 No.161784

>>161777

holy shit, I now know how to jew richfags out of shekels to buy more piss

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 No.161785

>>161775

They spend more time talking about gays and abos than they do playing music

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 No.161786

>>161766

What exactly do you mean? Burke is an irish surname, of norman origin.

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 No.161787

goon doesnt even taste bad to be honest. people just bought into the memes of it tasting bad

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 No.161788

>>161775

>ABC

>not completely pozzed

Pick one cunt

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 No.161789

>>161788

I'll pozz you cunt

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 No.161790

>>161786

It's not a jewish name, but is he himself jewish?

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 No.161791

>>161784

you can pitch some things at boomers, go and buy fruit/veg at wholesalers and claim it is organic, could do same with chicken eggs, probably even resell woolworths steaks as best cuts grass fed to some fags who will maintain their palate is so refined that only they can tell the meat is the best they ever had, wine, whiskay, the list is endless

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 No.161792

>>161789

I'll glass you for being a fag cunt

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 No.161793

>>161766

>>161775

U>>161775

Spotify mate.

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 No.161794

>>161792

Careful you don't get his blood on you m8

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 No.161795

>>161787

>goon doesnt even taste bad to be honest.

It's only purpose is to get drunk cheap, it tastes like garbage

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 No.161796

File: 44d1f7b8f5f5e0a⋯.jpg (18.89 KB,210x240,7:8,tomomi-masaoka-psycho-pass….jpg)

>already have had ~5 standard drinks

>now mummybot wants me to chop up some veggies for her cooking

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 No.161797

At every waking moment I feel nothing but terror

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 No.161798

>>161797

BOO !!!

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 No.161799

>>161796

cook yourselfm steam some frozen veggies you lazy neet.

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 No.161800

>>161798

Do not spook the NEET

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 No.161801

>>161781

Friendly reminder that you pay taxes when you buy piss because of (((alcohol excises)))

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 No.161802

File: 55a7e14f0d4239d⋯.jpg (68.13 KB,530x585,106:117,1478077150384.jpg)

>>161783

I'm the captn cook cunt and i declared this land terra nungalesss. Hereby officially naming this here land, in the name of NEETdom alike, with due authority and blessings from the NEETgod.

Dongivafukmaaateia

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 No.161803

>>161801

Because of what???

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 No.161804

>>161800

I'm sorry, I was trying to toughen him up so life would be less terrifying.

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 No.161805

on my 5th

hope i feel normal tomorrow, this bender has killed me

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 No.161806

>>161783

I'm the traditional owner of your mummybot

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 No.161807

>>161806

You've been wandering around setting her on fire for 40,000 years ?

That's a bit harsh m8.

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 No.161808

File: 48847eacbfd9be3⋯.jpg (26.18 KB,306x379,306:379,Only the most refined can ….jpg)

>>161795

>have nothing else to be proud of in life

>pretend to have pallate and describe tastes in an obnoxious manner to appear more sophisticated than your dumb ass actually is or could ever hope to be

i wouldn't have to explain it to you if you knew your goons

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 No.161809

>>161786

Fucking normanfags

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 No.161811

>>161808

I don't even drink wine or am a winefag. kys

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 No.161812

>>161811

Just ignore that fag m8, he's all salty at getting destroyed repeatedly in the last thread.

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 No.161813

the pants are off cunts

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 No.161814

>>161808

You should start a youtube channel reviewing goons.

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 No.161815

File: 5f9f912d904b3f6⋯.jpeg (10.49 KB,256x197,256:197,normans.jpeg)

>>161809

>Normans

Invaded Britain with jewish help.

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 No.161816

>>161813

Something something dick joke

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 No.161817

>>161813

same here

feels good

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 No.161818

>>161812

>>161811

not even that fella mate

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 No.161819

take your pants off, other neeto has a point

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 No.161820

wet fart, dry fingers

something's amiss

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 No.161821

>>161819

I'm not falling for that trick again rapeNEET.

You only get me once.

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 No.161822

File: 751ea2f9c702818⋯.jpeg (19.85 KB,455x323,455:323,images (10).jpeg)

>>161802

Stole ma land unna!

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 No.161823

>>161822

But you said noone owns the land..

i'm confused.

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 No.161824

>>161823

Stole mah durries CARNT !

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 No.161825

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw you close all the tabs to threads that haven't been active in a few hours, all those potential (You)'s… gone

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 No.161826

Remember neets

were all gonna make it

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 No.161827

>>161823

I just want my free money cunt

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 No.161828

File: aaf77681969ddde⋯.jpg (30.51 KB,854x640,427:320,thurs poo.jpg)

that was a great poo

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 No.161829

File: a25cd076d18e86c⋯.gif (1.9 MB,380x214,190:107,happiness.gif)

File: 0cb5e7c2e58cedc⋯.jpg (132.37 KB,720x960,3:4,happy.jpg)

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 No.161830

File: b1d1d561003e1b8⋯.jpg (18.25 KB,448x486,224:243,neet.jpg)

>>161826

Thanks m8

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 No.161831

>>161828

who's was it?

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 No.161832

>>161828

I wanna grab that poo and smoosh it between my fingers

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 No.161833

>>161831

Only a forensic scatalogist could tell you that

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 No.161834

File: 98a33865d734fef⋯.jpg (79.26 KB,960x754,480:377,13529018_1902523853307560_….jpg)

File: ba34038acacf2e8⋯.jpg (8.94 KB,231x244,231:244,1468841811170-1[1].jpg)

>>161826

Gotta keep positive , good onya m8

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 No.161835

>>161833

I can tell that his bowels are no clear and it will be easier to rape him

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 No.161836

>>161832

between your teeth's even better

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 No.161837

>>161836

I wanna stuff that poo up my anus so it can mix with my poo and I can take a glorious big shit

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 No.161838

>>161835

greasy neeto diet means less friction

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 No.161839

I think he's scamming us here NEETs, that poo pic is labelled thurs poo.

CUNTS TRYNA SHOW US AN OLD POO !!

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 No.161840

>>161837

maybe they could breed up there and build a life for themselves with all their baby poos

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 No.161841

>>161840

And that's how India started

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 No.161842

File: b66ec924933a055⋯.jpg (119.32 KB,900x900,1:1,b66ec924933a055c09df86b0c2….jpg)

ScatNEETS fuck off. We know most of you are cryptowagies anyway, which is why you're posting at this time of day.

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 No.161843

>>161841

the exponential birth rate of baby poos may require them seeking asylum and refugee status in other neets bums

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 No.161844

>>161843

Fuck off, my bums full

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 No.161845

>>161842

The neet thread was built on scat posting

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 No.161846

>>161842

Scatposting is as Australian as rhubarb pie

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 No.161847

>>161845

That means our foundations are shit

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 No.161848

>>161847

>shitposting

work it out

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 No.161849

>>161826

The time for reintegration has passed

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 No.161850

Going to be walking up to the local shopping strip for more food and booze, what food should I buy when I have a pick from a pizza shop, fish and chip place, charcoal chicken shop, woolies and maccas?

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 No.161851

>>161850

These are quite unruly hours for a NEET to be roaming the streets

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 No.161852

>>161842

I agree, I report them and the BO is too busy with his gf and job

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 No.161853

>>161850

chicken and chips tonight mate.

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 No.161854

>>161845

>>161846

Go back to india subhumans.

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 No.161855

>>161851

Considering I get up at like 3 or 4pm everyday this is for me what lunchtime is for normies

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 No.161856

cant be fucked cooking, and too many beers to drive

just gonna bake some potatoes, fucking prime neet meal aye

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 No.161857

>tfw life in shambles this past two months

I was doing so well this year and had almost lost 20 kg. Now im hitting up Dan's and drive thrus everyday.

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 No.161858

>>161856

got some butter or sliced cheese?

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 No.161859

>>161858

Kill yourself

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 No.161860

>>161857

Did something happen that triggered your slide?

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 No.161861

>>161856

>>161858

and some fritz and a pickled onion

that sounds pretty good right at the minute

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 No.161862

>>161856

>not taking a page out of the book of the eternal normalfag and getting uber eats

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 No.161863

>>161857

I bought 20 (twenty) $1 burgers from maccas today. A big meal for a big NEET.

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 No.161864

>>161859

get some chives and a dollop of sour cream, bacon bit and croutons

yummo

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 No.161865

>>161860

I went on tinder and OkCupid, I got blown the fuck out with extreme predujice.

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 No.161866

>>161857

same here mate, used to be drinking heaps of piss every night and getting take away all the time. there was a 2 week phase where i blew almost a grand and a half on nothing but piss, food and uber rides toget it. this was after i dropped out of uni. decided i needed to pull myself together and got a job, some money, and some healthier habbits. now its sliding down the shitter again, just cant find the motivation. im such a lazy deadshit cunt, dunno how I ended up this way

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 No.161867

>>161865

it can't be that bad if you have the will to go on tinder and okcupid

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 No.161868

>>161865

Tinder is not a good place for the NEET unless you have chad-tier looks

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 No.161869

File: 4183bcd4113c758⋯.jpeg (513.2 KB,3000x2000,3:2,rhubarb-and-apple-crumble….jpeg)

fiending rhubarb now, haven't had it in like 15-20 years

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 No.161870

>>161857

Read genesis and then the New testament.

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 No.161871

File: a579dcbd0e69645⋯.jpeg (14.6 KB,287x513,287:513,images (11).jpeg)

I'm the Lord of poo

I expect at least 50% of the neet thread to be poo posts

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 No.161872

File: ace049be98fc5fc⋯.jpg (1.32 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1511774671313329791729.jpg)

Got a kebab and a meat box, gonna make an awesome poo

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 No.161873

Any other NEETs seeing a psychologist, having any progress? I was thinking about going to see one.

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 No.161874

>>161872

Where's the alcohol?

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 No.161875

>>161872

Are you putting on weight?

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 No.161876

>>161872

what's a meat box?

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 No.161877

>>161874

It's being chilled. I like my goon cold and served with ice.

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 No.161878

>>161873

I've been to a few, none have changed my life in anyway, that being said, perhaps I just had shit psychologists, it's worth a try.

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 No.161879

>>161873

I see one, it is nice to talk to someone about your problems, depending on who you see it can either be helpful or offer advice you have probably heard before. I think it is most helpful talking to someone in real life about your issues, it feels different that way.

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 No.161880

>>161877

How do you chill it without mummybot finding it?

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 No.161881

>>161879

Have you been open about being a virgin with your shrink?

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 No.161882

>>161876

Chips, with kebab meat on the top of it covered in sauces. Its pretty good.

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 No.161883

>>161881

I haven't talked about that explicitly yet, since I have been talking about my high school bullying and my issues growing up at home, I'm sure I'll get onto that topic but I doubt my psychologist will be any help dating wise, or giving me support over my lack of romantic success.

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 No.161884

File: dbf13719cc9e798⋯.jpg (606.21 KB,1000x667,1000:667,RRCP5.jpg)

I'm getting a headache just thinking about this fucking rhubarb.

>>161882

Ah yeah, I think we call that an A B yiros pack, i dunno what it stands for

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 No.161885

>>161857

Same story here neeto. We need some kind of neet weight loss and degeneracy ceasing club, gotta keep that positive attitude right up and become better neets

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 No.161886

>>161872

How long has that shoe been there?

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 No.161887

Went to a shrink when I was 17. I was your typical lonely, low self-esteem assburger retard youth bought up in a divorced home wagging school to shitpost and play games. This migrant nigger cunt put me on zoloft and seroquel after one session

Thanks a lot obama

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 No.161888

>>161887

you're a better person for it

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 No.161889

>>161875

A little, might go dry for a month since I only eat shit when I'm hungover

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 No.161890

>>161887

Avoid nigger doctors. Also that sounds like a psychiatrist (of which they just prescribe medication which is useless) , a psychologist is the one who actually talks with you about your life and offer solutions and analyze problems and behavior and etc

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 No.161891

>>161890

I've been from everything to therapists, psych, and psychitrists. None of them really helped but thats mostly my fault because I can't open to them (or anyone else)

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 No.161892

>>161889

that'll just lead to you drinking a cask every day

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 No.161893

>>161866

You'll remember those binges as the best days of your life

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 No.161894

>>161891

I find the only way to improve anything in my life is to build momentum by forcing myself to do shit. Talking to a psychiatrist always felt off to me because they have to stick to a set thing of things to say, they can never be truly honest with you.

Jew pills on their own don't fix anything either. It's like fat people with diet shakes, it only works if you do the rest of the steps right

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 No.161895

File: 3d1fc635cf1ddc8⋯.gif (396.46 KB,480x368,30:23,do go on.gif)

>>161891

you can open up to me

tell me your woes

i'm here to help

the dostor is in

session has begun

would you like to start

so what led you to coming here today?

a ha hmm interesting

no after you

please continue

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 No.161896

>>161873

I see a clinical psychologist. It has been pretty good to have someone to talk to. It keeps you a bit saner because it acts as a brake on your fantasies and delusions. things that seem realistic in your head are exposed as unrealistic when you talk about them with the psychologist. Real friends would probably have the same effect but I don't have any of those so I have to pay someone to talk to.

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 No.161897

>>161886

A week probably

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 No.161898

>>161896

funny you should say that

i used to call it my government subsidised best friend program

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 No.161899

>>161896

> It keeps you a bit saner because it acts as a brake on your fantasies and delusions

This is definitely true. It sounds dumb but even being on a place like this stops you spinning off into completely isolated mode

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 No.161900

I bought some toilet paper since I ran out and was re using cum tissues

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 No.161901

>>161900

you'll get yourself preggo doing that

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 No.161902

>>161900

to wipe your bum? You're a homo now neet

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 No.161903

>>161891

You're supposed to open up to them, well sortof. I obviously don't tell mine I post on 8chan and piss in bottles or run a NEET youtube channel, but I tell them a specific problem per session and they usually provide useful advice.

I think the last time I went there I kept talking about how having such a shit high school/ adolescent phase fucked my life to where it is now. She said a lot of things, but the main thing I took from the session is I shouldn't let those normalfags who bullied me and fucked my shit up keep fucking my shit up currently. Essentially, stop obsessing and destroying my psyche over these events which are negatively impacting my present mind and as a result putting a negative lens on my current life which would prohibit my success.

>>161894

>Jew pills on their own don't fix anything either. It's like fat people with diet shakes, it only works if you do the rest of the steps right

You're right. Anti depressants are a waste of time and only attempt to mask the feelings of being unhappy, you can't trick the brain into thinking a shit life is good (maybe for some with less intelligence, but I think everyone here is better than that)

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 No.161904

>>161903

You're right, I just couldn't open up and would avoid the topic by lightly touching on social anxiety and other bullshit.

Anti depressants are poison but I will need at least 2 weeks to deal wit hthe brain zaps and shit and i cant right now. maybe over christmas

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 No.161905

>>161903

There is no singular issue, it is a conglomerate of issues brought on by a lifetime of neglect, mistrust and trauma.

Every detail is connected to the next, nothing is independent.

I think it's about time you opened up about your piss bottles.

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 No.161906

put another 6 pack in the fridge.

hope i dont drink it all, keep me in line lads

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 No.161907

>>161906

Alright, I'll be keeping my eye on you.

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 No.161908

Going for a bike ride

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 No.161909

PUT YOUR BINS OUT

I remembered!!

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 No.161910

>>161909

Bin night isn't until thursday.

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 No.161911

>>161909

oh fuck, thanks for the reminder.

hope no one else is in their warehouse and hears me

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 No.161912

>>161909

Bin night is on Tuesday

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 No.161913

>>161911

you've been telling me for fucks knows how long

this is the first time i remembered

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 No.161914

File: a9d05ddce41ab3e⋯.jpg (49.61 KB,563x542,563:542,1465729195532.jpg)

>>161909

Thank you m8. and just at the right time too.

The first time someone remembered.

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 No.161915

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ALDI PIZZA TIME

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 No.161916

>>161915

Cook the pizza in the grill

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 No.161917

>>161916

my grill doesnt work.

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 No.161918

>>161917

My dick doesn't work

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 No.161919

My asshole is itchy again

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 No.161920

>>161918

get off the antidepressants

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 No.161921

>>161909

I just got it in this morning but okay

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 No.161922

>>161904

I think the effects are less than 2 weeks. For me it was 5-7 days, the last two were very faint and I didn't notice them. They are annoying, but I'd do it now, as I think getting off them sooner would be good for you m8.

>>161905

I don't think I have a singular issue either, but I think sharing one per session might help mitigate another if that makes sense, like a domino effect. Sometimes I touch on multiple issues in one session. I think falling into this life means that all your problems are in some way connected, but working on solving them sequentially I think is the best way to go.

>I think it's about time you opened up about your piss bottles.

I'll never do that.

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 No.161923

>>161909

Jokes on you, mummybot puts out the bins (but I bring them back in)

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 No.161924

>>161917

>>161918

I don't work

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 No.161925

>>161924

get on the antidepressants

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 No.161926

>>161925

Get on my mums cock

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 No.161927

getting hungry but cant be fucked cutting up the potatoes

might just have bananas instead

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 No.161928

>>161927

Just get fast food. Your dinner prospects are looking pretty shit. Bananas?

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 No.161929

>tfw heading to Dan's

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 No.161930

>>161929

Say hello to dan for me

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 No.161931

I'm gonna smoke some aboriginal pubes

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 No.161932

anyone here know how to make friends?

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 No.161933

>>161932

Just bee yourself

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 No.161934

>>161928

Bananas are infinitely better than fast food though

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 No.161935

>>161934

Cucumbers are better because you can stick it up your ass before you eat it

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 No.161936

>>161932

Cloning

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 No.161937

Showed the missus the neetgen for the first time. She was especially impressed by the poo posts.

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 No.161938

>>161937

She better not be a poojeeta

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 No.161939

>>161937

All the sheilas crave big neet poo, it is known

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 No.161940

>>161938

No lol she is a fillipina

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 No.161941

taking poojeeta out this weekend. feel kinda weird now, she said shes into me but "needs more time", i suggested she cook us dinner at her place so i could possibly hook up with her, she denied. getting kinda worried now

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 No.161942

>>161941

Ask her to come to the warehouse. You can watch YouTube videos and chill at your battlestation.

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 No.161943

>>161942

i havent even told her i live here yet. dunno what to do with her. im clueless. we'd had dinner twice, maybe its time for some kind of normal activity. that that i have any fucking idea what that means

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 No.161944

>>161934

Yeah, but having just banana's for dinner is retarded, unless you are a vegan

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 No.161945

>>161937

>missus

REEEEE

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 No.161946

>>161937

Is she looking for a new man?

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 No.161947

>>161944

Eating a banana for dinner makes you look like a fag

Eating fast food for dinner eventually kills you

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 No.161948

>>161932

No I don't.

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 No.161949

>>161945

she also inquired as to what a mummybot was

>>161946

not that i know of

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 No.161950

>>161949

Lol, the one time I showed mine this place she literally said "what the fuck is a mummybot" with a distressed look on her face

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 No.161951

>>161947

he's saving his money so poojeeta can have a good time

good on him

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 No.161952

You're really testing my positive mindset here neets

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 No.161953

>>161932

If I knew, I wouldn't be here.

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 No.161954

>>161953

you make it sound as if we're not good enough

aren't we friends?

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 No.161955

File: e7c3eabd7829e59⋯.jpg (31.69 KB,756x446,378:223,Belly cat.jpg)

>>161952

Have a photo of a fat hairy cat then m8

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 No.161956

>>161952

>testing

>positive

<stupid sexy neets!

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 No.161957

>>161954

Can't exactly do much with you guys except shitpost the day away.

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 No.161958

my potatoes have roots growing from them and are squishy

im so fucking pissed

this has been the worst weekend in ages. FUCK

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 No.161959

>>161958

If you lick the sprouts, it'll burn your tongue, but you might get high.

I'm just kidding, solanine makes you vomit.

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 No.161960

>>161957

what more do want?

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 No.161961

Decided to give Fosters a go for the first time, fuck it was shit and this is what poms and yanks think is the peak of aus beer

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 No.161962

>>161961

does it taste similar to any of the normal beers?

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 No.161963

>>161961

>>161962

Tastes like swan lager that someone pissed in iirc

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 No.161964

>>161943

Your life sounds like a 1980s Tom hanks movie

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 No.161965

>>161943

rape her

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 No.161966

>>161962

It tastes a like VB that someone emptied out most the can of and replaced with water

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 No.161967

>>161964

Forrest NEET

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 No.161968

>>161958

bury them in dirt or something

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 No.161969

>>161966

sounds like an improvement

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 No.161970

Warmed up a burger sourced from McDonald's

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 No.161971

>>161970

>sourced

Dumpster diving ?

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 No.161972

>>161971

A dollar meme burger, I bought 20 of them earlier today. I haven't finished them yet

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 No.161973

>>161857

I was double digits on the old scale for a few hours (pretty much 99.99kg) but have gone back home in tripple digits. We'll make it, fatNEETs

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 No.161974

File: 456163f0169eab3⋯.jpg (4.05 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171127_220818[1].jpg)

File: cb639386d2bf12b⋯.jpg (3.29 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171127_221149[1].jpg)

File: 5fdaf0b7bbd95d8⋯.jpg (4.36 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171127_221743[1].jpg)

Felt utterly pathetic looking at my shitty potatoes and wrinkly capsicum and the dusty warehouse floor. Thought of all the beers I'd had on this bender and what poojeeta would think and how I really need to get my shit together and became a man, how my lifestyle was disgusting and pathetic.

It gave me the motivation to actually cook. No vegies coz i couldn't be fucked, but better than bananas. On my 8th beer now.

Gonna do the dishes tonight too and write a todo list for when I come out of this stupour. We're all gonna make it mates

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 No.161975

>>161974

>what poojeeta would think

Don't worry, there's billions of other third worlders.

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 No.161976

>>161975

i want her

sigh, when will it be my turn

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 No.161977

>>161976

Honestly m8, from what you've said I'm worried you're setting yourself up for a bad fall here

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 No.161978

>>161976

When she's finished with all the bbc

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 No.161979

>>161976

I assure you, there's nothing to be gained by putting her on a pedestal. Good job on making dinner though.

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 No.161980

>>161978

this tbh

>roasties

>ever

but if you want to start cooking you gotta learn how to stock a pantry first

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 No.161981

>>161976

honestly why would you want an Indian girl

Fuck I'd rather an Abo over an Indian

tbh Nord>Germanic>Anglo>Celt>Slav>Med>shit>Jap>North Pajeet>Gypsie>Arab>Injun>Spic>Abo>Hue>Flip>SEA>Gook>Chink>North African>Jew>Khosian>Congoloid

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 No.161982

>>161981

Oh yeah I forgot sandwhich south Pajeet betwen Gook and Chink

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 No.161983

anyone in Melb want to hang out tomorrow?

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 No.161984

>>161982

That's some sick porn right there man

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 No.161986

File: b989697dddf0c79⋯.png (567.05 KB,1173x1162,1173:1162,b989697dddf0c7968dd7d84dc8….png)

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 No.161987

File: 09dadcaaf7e0bae⋯.jpg (11.8 KB,250x234,125:117,1503480286001.jpg)

might just not go into work tomorrow and become a neet again for a couple weeks while i try and get my shit together. gotta get off the piss, gotta stop smoking, gotta stop being a lazy deadshit cunt.

guess the warehouse might become a mighty neet cave again. got 8k in the bank and ive been finding these industrial jobs really easily, there'll probably be a bit of work available over the break for bogan labourers like me. dunno lads, just cant succeed at the stable life.

the reason i want a poo is because my kind-of ex gf was a poo, i loved her traditionalism and basically the fact that she wasnt a degenerate entitled white slut stereotype. plus i guess im an insecure freak whos gone deeper than yellow fever. it is what is it, im gonna go ahead and finish this second 6 pack while i decide on my future. how do i finally get my shit together once and for all? im sick of being a pathetic loser, why couldnt i have a normal family and a normal life and be raised to become a functional human bean. not blaming anyone, but fuck me

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 No.161988

>>161983

Yeah how about we hang out on nooses swinging of that big ferris wheel

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 No.161989

>>161983

Sure, but you need to prove you're a true NEET first.

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 No.161990

>>161987

>why couldnt i have a normal family and a normal life and be raised to become a functional human bean.

I wonder (((why)))?

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 No.161991

>>161987

Hang in there m8, you made the first steps with her and that's the scary bit.

Just gotta pull yourself together and try again, it's the only way.

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 No.161992

>>161987

Quitting work is the easiest way to make sure your shit is speeding further and further from being together

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 No.161993

>>161992

work just keeps me on the piss because its an excuse to buy a 6 pack on the way home.

need to get out of my comfort zone and get it together.

im really considering going full monk mode and cleaning my act up.

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 No.161994

>>161993

the idea is to do that while you're working m8

can't raise a proper family on neetbux

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 No.161995

>>161993

>im really considering going full monk mode and cleaning my act up.

As long as you're doing it for yourself and not her that's probably a good idea

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 No.161996

>>161993

I've been in monk mode for 5 years.

help me

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 No.161997

>>161993

It's all up to you of course but I'd suggest trying to cut down on drinking while still working, since being idle and probably depressed all day is a good excuse to get on the booze. Whether your wallet allows it or not.

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 No.161998

>>161993

Take up raping like I did, keeps you fit and Sharpe

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 No.161999

>>161993

Maybe not quirt but see what annual leave and shit you can take

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 No.162000

File: b691503def63ca3⋯.jpg (38.68 KB,500x599,500:599,1426526448519.jpg)

>tfw ripped a thumb packed cone after slamming a pint brewed ginger fat lamb

on to the fosters now

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 No.162001

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 No.162002

>>162000

What's this gay shit?

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 No.162003

>>162002

>>162001

I didn't mean to use that pic

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 No.162004

>>162003

I bet you didn't mean to suck that dick either

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 No.162005

yep, im going monk mode. warehouse neet is the newest kid on the block.

wish me luck boys, ill keep you updated on my progress

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 No.162006

>>162005

What is monk mode?

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 No.162007

>>162003

Is there something you would like to tell us.

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 No.162008

>>162005

Why won't you just take annual leave

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 No.162009

>>162005

Good luck m8, genuinely hope you can get it sorted

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 No.162010

>>162006

shaving your head and setting yourself on fire

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 No.162011

>>162000

>fat lamb

>fosters

>THAT FUCKING PICTURE

Fagneet2.0 tbh

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 No.162012

>>162005

Good luck mate.

Any neet gen regular is alright by me, so hopefully you find something

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 No.162013

>>162011

more like Fagneet 1.0

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 No.162014

>>162008

i dont get any. i work for a labour hire company, a casual they can sack whenever they want, just a labouring slave like all the immigrants.

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 No.162015

>>162013

son of fagneet ?

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 No.162016

>>162015

fags can't breed

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 No.162017

File: 9be93b57beb1f86⋯.jpg (35.78 KB,511x428,511:428,wojak browsing.jpg)

Might get my act together too. Going for a walk tomorrow and not drinking will be a start.

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 No.162018

>>162000

See NEETs? this what drinking fat lambs will do, turn you into a crossdressing poofter.

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 No.162019

File: ec9cdb2f72b346d⋯.jpg (26.3 KB,720x576,5:4,1479545311553.jpg)

>>162017

Good on you neet

We've still got 35 days left of the year, that's plenty of time to make changes in life and head into next year in better mindsets

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 No.162020

requesting recipe for goons

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 No.162021

>>162020

1 part goon to 2 parts goon

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 No.162022

>>162014

oh, sure quitting mightn't be so bad, just probably start looking for jobs right away anyways seeing as it's about christmas and there won't be any openings anywhere in about 2 weeks time

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 No.162023

>>162019

I think this is the perfect time to improve ourselves and prepare for next year.

might even try and escape NEETdom

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 No.162024

>>162020

Step 1: Grapes Juice

Step 2: Let it ferment

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit

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 No.162025

>>162016

Careful m8, they'll lock you up for saying that soon

>>162018

Kek

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 No.162026

>>162023

The perfect time is whenever you want it to be

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 No.162027

>>162024

thanks m8

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 No.162028

File: 2feb75c3196072c⋯.png (290.24 KB,474x480,79:80,1499917816001.png)

>>162017

good stuff fellow neet.

lets all do it together bros, lets get off the lambs, ditch the kfc, get on the right path. its time for a revolution

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 No.162029

>>162028

NEET revolution.

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 No.162030

>>162016

not yet but soon

by the way if you have to be a couple to have a kid then how about us neets pretend to be couples get the test tube kid, break up mutually getting a kid each and then have a kid to continue your genes

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 No.162031

>>162029

Rape revolution

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 No.162032

>>162030

Nice try fagneet, we're not marrying you

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 No.162033

>>161989

you can see my bushy beard which I haven't trimmed for months

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 No.162034

>>162028

I had an diea for a political party, it's called the shitpost party and the platform would basically be to shitpost the pollies and all round obstruct everything other than immigration but we'll be sneaky about it

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 No.162035

>>162030

I can barely look after myself, let alone a kid.

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 No.162036

imagine if the neet gen ended up on a current affair

dont think tracey would be very happy

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 No.162037

>>161865

When I was on tinder last year and fucked a chick my profile had just 3 pics and no written blurb at all. Of course I only matched with fattys, once in a blue moon a qt would match with me, I say hey like a boring cunt and they unmatched me, it's an uphill battle m8s

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 No.162038

>>162036

I wish she was my current affair

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 No.162039

>>162032

I don't want a fag marriage and I don't think I will ever get a gf so that seems like it'll be the only way to get a kid as a single neet

>>162036

Is tracey the milf that got into shit for agreeing with pauline hanson

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 No.162040

>>162038

fuck off tracey

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 No.162041

>>162040

I wish I could, neeto

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 No.162042

Look out NEETs, tracey's trolling the NEET thread for prime young cock again.

Pants back on everyone

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 No.162043

>>162041

Tracey can you tell the televison peoples that alcohol is overpriced, work for the doll is a scam and I did a big poo

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 No.162044

>>162033

Alright. What do you want to do tomorrow?

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 No.162045

>>162042

If she wants a chicken why doesn't she just buy that roast chicken at coles

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 No.162046

>>162042

I reckon trace would be a ripper root, just imagine her grinding away on your cock with her big fat milf saggers dangling in your face.

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 No.162047

>>162042

It's either me or the totally not gay but wants you to marry him fagneet, make your decision big boy

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 No.162048

i laugh hysterically at this thread every single day

true comedy gold in here

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 No.162049

>>162047

Farkin' 'ell trace, you drive a hard bargain girl

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 No.162050

>>161974

Have you done anything with her? She looked like she had smallish tibbies

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 No.162051

>>162048

Are you mocking us cunt?

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 No.162052

>>162048

Hunting deer with a chainsaw was the most I ever laughed here, nearly pissed myself

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 No.162053

>>162050

Not yet, tried to invite myself over for dinner this weekend but she said she was a shit cook which just means she doesnt want me in her sharehouse.

dunno how to go in for the kiss, dunno where i should take her.

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 No.162054

>>162052

The day fagneet went camping was a wild ride, the neet thread was truly alive then

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 No.162055

>>162052

fuck that was a blast

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 No.162056

>>162052

I once went deer hunting with a stick with a boong once

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 No.162057

>>162054

Well I'm going camping in a months time assuming my car hasn't shat itself

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 No.162058

>>162057

Can I come? I probably won't hurt you

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 No.162059

>>162053

>She said she was a shit cook

>shit cook

D E S I G N A T E D I N D I A N C U I S I N E

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 No.162060

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Whats your favorite bloc party song , warehouse neet?

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 No.162061

Don Burke should be a meme.

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 No.162062

>>162058

sure, if you can find me, I'm too paranoid to say details because ASIO might drone me

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 No.162063

>>162060

banquet or ratchet

on my 10th and almost tearing up laughing at this thread

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 No.162064

>>162061

Wait after today he's NOT a meme?

what does it take to be a meme

Harvey asked a girl to masturbate in front of him, Burke bought a horse so he could watch someone masturbate on the horse

I think Burke has the big jew topped

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 No.162065

Dry december, neets?

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 No.162066

File: 8d752df10d54ee6⋯.png (28.86 KB,671x381,671:381,don.png)

>>162061

It is pretty funny.

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 No.162067

>>162062

>asio

>drone

m8 they can barely afford durries, you'll get a swift boomerang at most

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 No.162068

>>162067

ASIOneet might be getting the sack if things don't improve

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 No.162069

>>162053

Damn, how'd you meet?

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 No.162070

>>162066

spergs btfo

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 No.162071

>>162065

I like my after work beer though

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 No.162072

File: 26e0e2e7edad51c⋯.gif (5.62 MB,320x240,4:3,michael-jordan-laugh.gif)

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 No.162073

>>162068

I did get fired, just plain neet now.

You cunts could've just talked about kiddy porn and drugs a bit more and I'd have kept me job

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 No.162074

>>162065

im in, just cracked my 11th and dont even feel drunk

need to kick this liquid jew habit

>>162069

uni, she was the only girl in the class and i saw her struggling with someone. then we'd share answers with each other and shit and then after the sem ended i said lets catch up for dinner

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 No.162075

>>162073

feel bad for ya m8 but spying on your citizens is more of a seppo thing

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 No.162076

>>162074

something*

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 No.162077

>>162073

We talked about those things in the straight neet general

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 No.162078

tell me a little bit about neetgen history, im new here but love it

regards warehouse neet

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 No.162079

>>162067

Nah that's what ASIO wants you to think

ASIO, Mossad, CIA, TRS, MI6, 3DS it's all the same shit just with a different name

>>162073

>Kiddy porn

>Kid as in a young goat

Go to >>>/isis/ those guys love goats there

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 No.162080

>>162078

John was a neet with a wife and kids who got exposed as a slutty fag who fucked guys at his local gym

he doxxed a well loved neet known as gookneet

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 No.162081

>>162078

Just go back and look at archived threads on the internet archive mate

I wasn't here for the first 15 or so, but soon after that was when a lot of shit happened

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 No.162082

>>162079

As a half man and half a goat, I find that triggering.

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 No.162083

what ever happened to the mindies craze

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 No.162084

>>162083

Rapeneet's video led to retards messing up and overdosing

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 No.162085

>>162074

Sounds like you need to put some moves on her, ask her out for dinner maybe but ask if she wants to go out on a date, I think you need to show her your intentions, you don't want to go so easy that she sees you as a friend I think

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 No.162086

spat on my arm again

not a good start to my new life

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 No.162087

>>162086

I've never spat on my arm in my life, you must be a braindead cunt

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 No.162088

Downing some Dimple. I truly hate my life. But it's nice to be here.

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 No.162089

>>162085

Yeah I know. But I'm scared shell get scared off. Again, I need to man up.

How do I ask her on a date? Do I tell her specifically that its a date

fuck im such a sperg cunt

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 No.162090

Should I keep wanting to rekindle christian faith to myself?

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 No.162091

>>162082

Are you one of those New Zealander Arabs?

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 No.162092

>>162000

>unironically drinking fosters

I hope you munt while lying down and choke to death on it tbh

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 No.162093

>>162084

rapeneet's necrophilic stage huh what a time

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 No.162094

>>162090

Nah follow Nurgle instead, Nurgle will always love you and your NEET ways and wants you to never change

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 No.162095

>>162090

Yes

The jesuspill is the latest in neet saving technology. Seriously though Christianity has some decent life advice within it

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 No.162096

>>162090

If it didn't stick the first time, consider trying something different.

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 No.162097

might actually shave my head tonight to solidify my monk mode ambitions

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 No.162098

>>162088

we should annex whingepool and declare their citizens a lower caste

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 No.162099

>>162097

that could cost you some pajeet pussy

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 No.162100

>>161974

That's a good enough feed for any NEET. Were the noodles those hokkien type?

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 No.162101

File: 02b71b5274000ef⋯.jpg (145.38 KB,1111x597,1111:597,02b.jpg)

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 No.162102

>>162097

Make sure you get a nice white robe and hood to go with it, monks like the simple things in life

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 No.162103

Did anyone watch the Miss Universe today? I used to watch them when a teenager, while fapping. But this was dial-up days.

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 No.162104

>>162066

As an Autist I have rape tendancies and while I don't act on them I have to disagree with their sentiment impling that it's not common for autists to want to rape

I mean see rapeneet for instance

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 No.162105

>>162103

Eh it's no longer worthwhile now that Trump doesn't own it, all the winners are niggers or some shit

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 No.162106

>>162104

Rapeneet isn't autistic he's just American

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 No.162107

>>162106

i heard he's an avid gardener and used to work for tv

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 No.162108

>>162106

its the neet accent of social isolation

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 No.162109

>>162108

and the afro is definitely not jewish either

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 No.162110

>>162104

So what you're saying is "As a member of the autistic community, Don Burke represents me", you should get on twitter and trigger these bitches.

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 No.162111

>>162065

Maybe but I'll start a week in as the first week I'll just have a week long bender

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 No.162112

>>162089

Next time you see her and your alone together tell her you want to take her out on a date and look at her reaction, but we should think up what to do first, have you had many conversations? Like do you know what she likes to do in her spare time at all. It's good to get to know her first a little, I think, but not heaps otherwise the date you'll have shit all to talk about.

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 No.162113

>>162112

He should just stream their interactions so we can give him advice. I've played enough visual novels to know how it works.

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 No.162114

>>162113

needs a pair of those camera glasses one neet had a while back

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 No.162115

>>162114

That was rapeneet wasn't it? Back when fagneet gave him a "friendly" warning that "someone" could dox him

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 No.162116

>>162113

>played enough visual novels

Isn't that weaboo shit where you play a game trying to fuck wapanese lolis?

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 No.162117

>>162116

Not all of them are lolis mate

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 No.162118

>>162115

was it? to be honest that was just before I got a job and exiled myself for a year

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 No.162119

>tfw you will never be young again

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 No.162120

>>162115

I think he called him his real name Jason or something that scared the fuck out of him

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 No.162121

>>162117

Still, it's bullshit predetermined choices/conversation pathways to fuck willing made up females, with the games being made by otaku virgins

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 No.162122

>>162112

We've had enough conversations but she knows im a depressive degenerate neet reatd archetype. still im 6'4" and handsome and know a lot of autistic shit about south asian cultures

at least i made her laugh about the interlocker in my car, still dont know how to kiss her and dropping her at home has been awful each time

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 No.162123

>>162118

There were 2 spy-glass neets. I should know, I'm one of them…

but I'm not a rapist

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 No.162124

>>162066

Makes you think how many women he would have raped if he wasn't a sperg.

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 No.162125

>>162123

spy glass? is that google glass? is that even still a thing?

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 No.162126

>tfw not ripping a cone

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 No.162127

File: d80a181f664dfde⋯.png (1.34 MB,1280x719,1280:719,2017-11-27 21_29_08-Doki D….png)

>>162121

I'll take willing made up females over the alternative

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 No.162128

>>162122

Does she ever text you first and start a conversation? I used to hate having to start each conversation with girls I've been talking to for a bit. Like they'll be happy to talk with me and use shitty smiling emoticons but if I don't start the conversation first each time there'll just be radio silence forever

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 No.162129

>>162125

Cheap Chinese-made sunglasses with a camera built-in for clandestine recording. You'll find them aplenty on ebay

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 No.162130

>>162128

Sometimes, mostly after we havent talked in a while.I worry about the same thing too, desperate to chat but dont wanna seem too pathetic and needy

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 No.162131

were you guys bullied in highschool too?

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 No.162132

>>162131

In year seven yes, then these two islanders sort of took me under their wing and it stopped

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 No.162133

I identify as neet sexual

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 No.162134

>>162131

i was a bit but i was also a bully too. i was the resident funny guy hiding his neetness behind shitty humour and taking the piss out of himself. its pathetic in retrospect

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 No.162135

>>162130

Yeah you don't want to seem too available I think. Do you go out and do shit? I don't, not really. When chicks would ask me if I have plans for the weekend I would normally just say I'm having a quiet one or winging it, when really I had no plans at all

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 No.162136

>>162131

maybe not actively but I'd get left out of social events and the like, eventually fell in with the other five or six social rejects in my year and would spend lunch hanging out with them instead of people in my classes

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 No.162137

>>162106

Aren't all Amricans under the age of 28 autistic these days

>>162110

I don't have a twatter, the fucks ask me for me number, also the fact I'm a male rape victim probably triggers them

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 No.162138

File: 5efc63f0c35b307⋯.gif (72.03 KB,287x344,287:344,akari approves.gif)

>tfw drunk

>almost 400 posts in six hours

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 No.162139

>>162131

Not much, I used to smack cunts in the head if they bullied me.

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 No.162140

>>162138

Are you the guy who posted 200 times

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 No.162141

>>162131

Yes, I was fat in year 7, and was bullied relentlessly. Moved schools the year after, had a growth spurt but remained fat, no one fucked with me then

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 No.162142

>>162140

I am the neet with depression.

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 No.162143

>>162142

So you're every single one of us

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 No.162144

>>162129

I fucking hate cameras. It's part of the reason I avoid urban areas. I'm self conscious enough as it is without a million little eyes watching me.

>>162131

I used to smack people around when I was young. Then my dad told me not to get into fights any more. I disobeyed him one and he slapped me so hard I landed face down in the next room. So I got beat up in high school until my dad told me to stick up for myself, because my dad has retard strength and teenage faggots don't know how to punch. After I got suspended for fighting he told me not to fight any more. Always groups. I once tore a guys cheek open with a cricked pad. Got suspended for stabbing a guy in the leg with a protractor. Might sound psycho, but he was choking me from behind with a piece of cord while I was sitting down in class. My brother showed me how to put a choke hold one someone when I was a kid, so that was my signature move, probably why the guy tried to strangle me. Wrestling is kind of useless when it's 2 or 3 on one though. My dad did teach me how to punch when I was a kid. He was a boxer. So I started throwing punches. Throwing hay bails and shearing sheep made me stronger than most of the fags that wanted to try something with me. Dad really didn't like it when he heard I was throwing down outside of a ring. I'm not tough, nowhere near it. I have fought amateur fighters and they beat the shit out of me. The actual tough guys I remember in my school didn't start shit. Most of the bullies were midgets or kids whose parents gave them money instead of spending time with them. They had a weird obsession with nigger brand shoes I never understood. They stopped with the hitting and resorted to talking shit after my suspension. I ran into one of the pricks a year or so after I finished high school, at a local bar. I kicked the shit out of him.

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 No.162145

>>162144

lol sounds like me, got suspend several times for getting into fights. I never took shit from anyone.

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 No.162146

Just smashed a quarter pounder and large fires, gonna sleep like a babby.

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 No.162147

>>162145

I got expelled for eating out of the bins

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 No.162148

>>162145

One of my brothers beat up a teacher the week after he graduated. Well, he hit him hard enough to knock him over, then ran away. He's kind of a badass. Patient enough to not sperg out and wait until the right moment.

I'm too slow to be a good fighter. Did boxing as a kid, then kickboxing, then every martial arts class I could get into. You name it, I've probably trained it for a few months. Not any Korean shit, no Karate. It was more for the exercise. I probably have 15 years of martial arts experience and I'm still a scrub. No black belts or any of that shit, I don't have the discipline. When ever I used to sign up for a class I'd play dumb and say I had no training. Easy to spot the con men that way.

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 No.162149

>>162148

I did karate for 8 years got to green belt which was two ranks off black belt in the type of karate i did, also did some boxing, where I grew up knowing how to fight was a necessity.

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 No.162150

are all you gay cunts in bed or something? beer number 15

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 No.162151

>>162150

I'm up

how goes

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 No.162152

>>162150

Yeah beddy byes for me, almost 2am, noighty noight.

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 No.162153

>>162147

You were expelled because rats aren't allowed in schools

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 No.162154

>>162153

what about ibises

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 No.162155

>400 posts in 7 hours

REEE stop posting so much

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 No.162156

>>162154

No ibis

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 No.162157

File: d6cc508ae89a425⋯.jpeg (20.69 KB,443x332,443:332,images (12).jpeg)

>>162156

3 of the 6 posters here are tip turkeys

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 No.162158

>>162157

Bin there dun that

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 No.162159

>>162157

>3 out of 6

>6

shh you'll annoy him

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 No.162161

>>162160

Mmmm yum just like chocolate

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 No.162163

enough of this poo meme. get it together neets

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 No.162164

Nobody wants him

He just stares at the world

Planning his vengeance

That he will soon unfurl

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 No.162165

>>162162

I fap in poo

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 No.162166

>Wake up, find neetgen is full of poo-posts

Pajeet's contribution to human civilisation.

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 No.162167

Just had a dream where I bought some new RAM for my computer, but somehow left it at the doctor's. The doctor called me to tell me about it, but was all snarky and weird. I have no idea what this dream means. And no I do not need more RAM, already have 32GB.

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 No.162171

>>161981

good quality autism

where on the ladder are you?

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 No.162172

>>161987

>a degenerate entitled white slut

The all are, my missus is of one of the exotic blends.

Quit your job if you need to but it's good to have something/one to try and impress like poojeeta.

You'll be right.

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 No.162173

>>162002

the average little fat faggot poofter drink drinker

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 No.162174

>>162012

>Any neet gen regular is alright by me

You wont be saying that when you get stuck behind a dumpster in Joondalup

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 No.162175

File: 6c98c3a632c7b94⋯.jpg (39.02 KB,697x943,17:23,1438315417498.jpg)

Up early, took the doggo for a walk. Finished up with a steep hill climb.

Vegan protein shake for breakfast. I'm going to make it.

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 No.162176

File: e30b7a14ff8b463⋯.jpg (27.57 KB,400x230,40:23,tracy.jpg)

>>162036

You are an utter, utter disgrace. Shame on you all.

Anyhow, moving on to our next story.

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 No.162177

File: 00fcd0c81692880⋯.jpg (222.81 KB,700x450,14:9,medium_2016-09-08-2cb12a23….jpg)

File: ebbb97ff0008727⋯.jpg (130.02 KB,634x822,317:411,3818073400000578-3780783-i….jpg)

>>162046

fuckin ay

first pic is her in an airport without make up

Make up is literally wichcraft

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 No.162180

>>162053

Ice skating, everyone sucks so you have to hold on to each other which makes it all touchy feely

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 No.162181

>>162175

Got up early too. Dragged myself to the gym, and for the first time this year did cardio.

>Vegan protein shake

You were winning up until this moment.

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 No.162182

>>162105

finally it's worth actually watching

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 No.162183

>>162106

He is unironically a good boy who didnt do anything.

I think that must be the defining, uniting trait of all yanks.

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 No.162184

>>162122

make her parents like her so even when she thinks about leaving they tell her not to

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 No.162185

>>162184

like you*

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 No.162186

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>162119

…the pain of age is nothing worth living for

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 No.162187

>>162134

I am still that guy

what a faggot cunt ay lol

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 No.162188

>>162140

no-one did that! he's a liar, a filthy outright liar.

I got 120, he just said he got 120 to fuck with me

i fucking won

i did

REEEEEE REE REE REE

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 No.162189

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>162144

>a million little eyes watching me.

this song used to trigger my paranoia, it's probably one of the roots of it

it has kick ass percussion

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 No.162190

>>162155

you better be reading every single one

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 No.162191

>>162157

i hate that ibis meme

my normie cousin showed me it and she watched that julesy or jonesy guy that shills for labor on youtube

and ehh

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 No.162192

File: 5fb66fe094dab70⋯.png (33.55 KB,500x500,1:1,i dont like the taste.png)

>>162163

>get it together

need for fibre in their diets

hate how you have to add all the aus english variants of words like fibre was telling me fiber was the right way and all the words that end with -ise are supposed to be -ize

makes me feel like a dumb cunt coz i look them up and keep second guessing myself even though i know i'm right

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 No.162193

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 No.162194

https://youtu.be/e72tG80LmsU?t=1m27s

Oh! Poojeeta, I am but a fool

Darling, I love you though you treat me cruel

You hurt me, and you made me cry

But if you leave me, I will surely die

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 No.162195

>>162181

Milk is full of estrogen. The vegan protein is the best.

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 No.162196

>>162195

Your mum is full of estrogen

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 No.162197

>>162196

I filled her full of it

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 No.162198

File: f41a75dabf8529b⋯.png (21.24 KB,900x900,1:1,1467268100605.png)

>>162192

This is the second time you have posted my fibre camel pepe. I do not know what your game is.

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 No.162199

>>162198

Just trying to get you to respond.

I miss our hemorrhoid talks.

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 No.162200

File: a0fffd0fb953330⋯.png (569.32 KB,731x1070,731:1070,LoRsHY.png)

Am on my fourth load of washing this morning. Sheets, towels, clothes. Getting stuff done. Getting my life in order.

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 No.162201

>>162199

I am going to see if my new diet has any positive effect on my haemorrhoids.

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 No.162202

G'morning NEETs, hope everyone had a decent sleep

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 No.162203

File: f8e6a85ff407c74⋯.jpg (66.2 KB,604x453,4:3,unJUSTified.jpg)

>>162200

ready for a whole new cycle of JUSTing

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 No.162204

File: 6e4bd653618a9b7⋯.jpeg (58.28 KB,643x428,643:428,chilli-con-queso-31150-1.jpeg)

File: 03e15a1ea16b2f8⋯.jpg (72.25 KB,680x952,5:7,Chile-Con-Queso-12-680x952.jpg)

This looks pretty good, it's basically just cheese, butter and cream.

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 No.162205

This is awesome, blood flowed out of a 35,000 year old Mammoth

http://www.dw.com/en/mammoths-from-russias-tundra/av-41462423

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 No.162206

File: 51a2351ac657879⋯.jpg (170.84 KB,600x600,1:1,gc47eqz6ovvy.jpg)

>>162205

forgot pic

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 No.162207

File: b94768a40930938⋯.gif (2.14 MB,247x319,247:319,1479340545508.gif)

Just came back from organizing wfd with max.

They gave me the option to do an online course for 6 months instead of "bike repair" or retail-cuckoldry.

>Don't have to get up before noon

>Can do my hours whenever I want

>Don't need to leave the house

>No normies and bogans to trigger my internal NEETrage

>Don't have to give up the NEET lifestyle

>Will have a qualification by the end of it and might actually learn something

I did it boys. There's hope for us after all.

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 No.162208

>>162207

that's why we are all over qualified

i have a fucking diploma.. still NEET

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 No.162209

>>162207

They told me last year that online courses don't qualify to get you out of it..

Then again, the woman I was dealing with was an insane cunt, I'm gonna have to look into this.

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 No.162210

>>162209

My last job was signing cunts up to it, our main pitch was cenno will get off your back as long as you finish the units on time

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 No.162211

>>162209

I didn't get the option last year so maybe it's a new thing.

Still, I'm so fucking happy this is all I have to do.

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 No.162212

>>162188

but anon i got 126

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 No.162213

>>162211

Shy don't you wanna do bike repair? It's super fun

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 No.162214

>>162212

lying cunt

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 No.162215

File: 41314c713fe00f5⋯.jpg (12.82 KB,250x197,250:197,wipetearspepe.jpg)

One of my potato plants died.

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 No.162216

>>162215

everything you love will either die or go away

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 No.162217

>>162214

I did though, it was about 6 neet threads back

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 No.162218

File: 219e7f56e936a91⋯.png (13.93 KB,205x246,5:6,inside feels.png)

>>162217

the one thing I did in my entire existence.. and i dint even do it

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 No.162219

>tfw fell asleep last night

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 No.162220

>>162186

>tfw no madame George gf

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 No.162221

>>162218

yes you did we all did

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 No.162222

>>162219

it seems very easy to sleep at 2am

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 No.162223

Looks like Prince Harry is gonna marry the nigger

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 No.162224

Who wants to come over to my house after school I got a new toy

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 No.162225

>>162222

>2am

>those digits

spoopy

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 No.162226

>>162224

do you want us to play with your toy john?

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 No.162227

>>162223

As long as he's happy. That's all that matters.

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 No.162228

File: 7457faeb3c0eb49⋯.png (404.42 KB,485x326,485:326,The Six Wise Men Of NEETdo….png)

>>162221

we should all be averaging 125 posts per thread as long as we are all doing our part.

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 No.162229

>>162228

I agree

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 No.162230

File: 9a6448d3b19d7ac⋯.jpg (82.97 KB,1200x860,60:43,bobross.jpg)

I have been watching the Joy of painting and am considering trying to do some bob Ross style landscapes.

It looks like something even a person with no artistic talent like myself could do. Might be a comfy hobby.

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 No.162231

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.162232

>>162231

hey homo

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 No.162233

File: 558fc7d7f98a053⋯.png (207.47 KB,1238x1312,619:656,1508408012852.png)

Summer is the right time for us all to sort ourselves out and get in shape NEETs. It is easier to eat less when the weather is hot, and you feel less depressed when the days are longer and brighter.

Let's do it.

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 No.162234

>>162233

Should I quit weed as well?

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 No.162235

>>162215

What was its name?

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 No.162236

>>162235

It's name was Robert Paulson

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 No.162237

>>162235

Her name was Spudeeta. It was my semen which poisoned her I think.

You would not understand. It was love.

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 No.162238

>>162234

Definitely.

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 No.162239

>>162233

fuck that

i'm going to turn the aircon on, close the blinds and eat ice cream

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 No.162240

File: 17751a0b1b641a7⋯.jpg (15.98 KB,480x480,1:1,11202910_1685548541678363_….jpg)

>>162233

Just came back from my second gym session for the day - weights this time. Even though it was morning, there were still too many tatooed chads there who should've been out toiling away for my neetbux.

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 No.162241

>>162237

Love is love

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 No.162242

File: 46af6e7e2d0abf1⋯.jpg (226.41 KB,900x471,300:157,down-syndrome-model.jpg)

>>162237

There's nothing quite like fucking potatoes

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 No.162243

>>162240

My local 24/7 gym seems to only exist so bogans can sell meth and roids there, it's bloody annoying.

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 No.162244

>>162240

Don't overdo it in the gym mate. You need to give your muscles a chance to recover and add new mass.

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 No.162245

>>162243

Report the dealers to the cops m8.

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 No.162246

>>162240

what did you do in the first session?

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 No.162247

File: 1ce36a5c706ca10⋯.jpg (68.25 KB,640x431,640:431,1ce36a5c706ca1083c46f16970….jpg)

>>162239

best garnishes for ice cream? I like melted chocolate, cherries, and sometimes cake. All at once.

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 No.162248

File: 206c950774cad42⋯.png (69.6 KB,600x600,1:1,fat thoughts.png)

>>162247

Stop it. I'm hungry and getting cravings for yummie bits.

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 No.162249

>>162245

That'd get me killed in my suburb

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 No.162250

File: c2b194a7efa66eb⋯.jpg (13.51 KB,320x320,1:1,peak sexuality.jpg)

>>162247

marshmallows and hot fudge

or if i'm cheap milo

real neets know how it's done

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 No.162251

>>162242

Uncanny valley

Also I thought people with downs only have black hair

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 No.162252

>>162249

Good to know you understand our little situation, don't want a small local business to get stifled now, do we?

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 No.162253

>>162249

do it anonymously

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 No.162255

>>162252

It mainly pisses me off because they're so blatant about it, they openly deal in the car park out the front and inside as well.

>>162253

Local cop shop is 3 blocks down the road, if they're not in the know they're to incompetent for me to risk that.

>>162253

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 No.162256

>>162247

>cherrie with ice cream

Fucking yuck

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 No.162257

>>162255

might want to check out who own or manages the gym

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 No.162258

>>162256

candied cherries like the ones n chrissy cake are good in it

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 No.162259

File: 5f79b9033f46d48⋯.jpg (28 KB,900x599,900:599,2299415-KickAss1-lg.jpg)

>>162255

Just get a superhero costume and deal with them yourself.

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 No.162260

File: 740b315505d3658⋯.png (656.32 KB,641x398,641:398,nope.png)

>>162259

Yeah, nah, no thanks m8

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 No.162261

>>162255

call up you retard

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 No.162262

>>162261

Call up the cops that drive past the place every day and do fucking nothing ?

Did you read where I said it's 3 blocks form the cop shop you fucking retard ?

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 No.162263

>>162262

You are being silly and immature now.

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 No.162264

dont call the cops

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 No.162265

File: dd84ef6402f4456⋯.jpg (64.44 KB,1200x500,12:5,are you reeing at me.jpg)

>>162262

take things into your own hands, NEET. Especially if they're lebs.

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 No.162266

>>162262

Ok so the cops aren't doing anythinbg then

make a drone squad

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 No.162267

>>162205

i wonder if it'd sound like ray romano

>>162263

nah, neeto does have a point since the cops are probably in on it too

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 No.162268

>>162205

that's fucking nice

I hope there is some presevered semen too, mammoths brought back would be awesome

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 No.162269

>>162268

or they could crossbreed them with pigs and revive the megafauna

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 No.162270

>tfw going to the gym

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 No.162271

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 No.162272

>>162271

ok fatso

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 No.162273

>>162269

either way it's pretty fucking cool, I wonder what mammoth tastes like

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 No.162274

>>162273

i don't think it'd be any good, probably really chewy and bland

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 No.162275

>>162274

fair enough, but hey It's still fucking crazy what genetic science can do

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 No.162276

>>162269

have you seen the movie okja? it's a half gook thing but it has lots of english, kind of bout that

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 No.162277

>>162276

not yet but i imagine it to be godzilla mixed with jurassic park

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 No.162278

Watching the man from snowy river

got a hard on

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 No.162281

had to take my pants off, this movie is too fucking good

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 No.162282

throbbing like a mother fucker

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 No.162283

>>162282

you really like horses don't ya

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 No.162284

pulsating, getting dizzy.

not enough blood getting to my brain

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 No.162285

File: 3779641187342a6⋯.jpg (1.52 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20171128_095648.jpg)

Time to rape

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 No.162286

>>162283

hard country makes hard men

i'm getting fucking hard

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 No.162287

just saw Banjo

FULL FUCKING MAST

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 No.162288

>>162285

How long have you had that Xiaomi Mi Max for?

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 No.162289

Clancy just got to town

sweat dripping off my balls

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 No.162290

>>162288

6 months

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 No.162291

>>162287

Did you finger him?

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 No.162292

Jim's breaking the big black stallion and Jess is getting wet, biting her lip in anticipation

this is too fucking much

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 No.162293

Jim just got trampled for trying to act like a hero

back down to half mast, hopefully Jess will give him some sympathy recuperation to bring me back up

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 No.162294

Jim just got trampled for trying to act like a hero

back down to half mast, hopefully Jess will give him some sympathy recuperation to bring me back up.

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 No.162295

>>162207

They conned you into signing up for a RTO owned by them. They're claiming $5000 from the government to give you a useless qualification that won't get you a job. They're using you to milk the system. Don't consider it a victory, it's keeping them in business so they can hassle other NEETs into doing the same thing.

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 No.162296

Jim and Jess just kissed

naww heart flutters

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 No.162297

Morning neets. First day as a monk, work starts in 24 minutes I'm feeling nervous about his decision but I'm gonna stick with it.

First coffee, gonna wait for the hangover to pass and then start planning my rise to success.

I will NOT drink tonight.

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 No.162298

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB,300x300,1:1,unnamed.png)

>>162297

Well just see about that!

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 No.162299

>>162298

Might just buy weed instead. At least theres no hang over

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 No.162300

>>162202

I had an OK sleep, though I woke up at 6 then had a few shots of whisky for a few more hours of escape.

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 No.162301

>>162297

Unplug your dependency on the internet

Read more books/e-books

Learn some basic scripting/programming

Stop using Windows for anything other than gaming/niche things

Organize your files

Start building memory places in your head

Stop watching porn

Stop paying for subscription services

Start fasting

Start jogging

Good Luck

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2eYFnH61tmytImy1mTYvhA

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 No.162302

>>162297

Will you be wearing a hi-vis monk-suit to work?

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 No.162303

>>162301

>Start building memory places in your head

What is this?

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 No.162304

>>162302

I'm quitting

>>162301

This is exactly what I'm going to do. Need to learn Python and start using linux more.

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 No.162305

>>162297

morning monkneet

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 No.162306

File: e0d424aab423241⋯.jpg (41.89 KB,641x530,641:530,1510998075298.jpg)

>>162301

>Unplug your dependency on the internet

>Read more e-books

>Learn some basic scripting/programming

Yeah good luck with that

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 No.162307

>>162306

Don't forget to watch that youtube video on how to unplug your dependency on the internet too m8

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 No.162308

File: bb13dafddb4a277⋯.jpg (17.53 KB,364x350,26:25,1426792254755.jpg)

Had a 750ml double espresso iced coffee and a pie for lunch.

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 No.162309

A fire's hard to find in the mountains, you're welcome at my fire anytime

The throbber is back, went away for a bit with the family shit but now we're back to hard cattle men and bush land

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 No.162310

>>162303

>The method of loci is a method of memory enhancement which uses visualizations with the use of spatial memory, familiar information about one's environment, to quickly and efficiently recall information. The method of loci is also known as the memory journey, memory palace, or mind palace technique. This method is a mnemonic device adopted in ancient Roman and Greek rhetorical treatises.

>>162306

What do you do besides browse here and maybe some YouTube videos?

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 No.162311

all the cracks had gathered to the fray

it's fucking on!

my ugly beasts head is about to explode

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 No.162312

They just caught up to the mob

my fucking god, i'm going have a stroke

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 No.162313

>>162308

>750ml

Portion size is out of control.

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 No.162314

>>162312

>>162311

What the fuck are you talking about

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 No.162315

File: 391a26ec340b45f⋯.jpg (14.41 KB,251x245,251:245,d98u13mtbd5y.jpg)

>31 tomorrow

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 No.162316

>>162315

At least you made it to that age, congratulations.

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 No.162317

>>162315

26 years till retirement age

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 No.162318

>>162317

Y-yeah…

I'm already retired

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 No.162319

Completely un-fucking loaded

the throbber has never had such a workout

the whole movie before that last scene is like foreplay before the dirty, sweaty, no-holes restricted, throat gagging, prolapse inflicting brutal fucking

so much for no fap

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 No.162320

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 No.162321

The recruitment agency is calling me

So scared

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 No.162322

File: 4e8a26880586fbf⋯.jpg (654.02 KB,1258x701,1258:701,e5a939e93eea46779eea9050f3….jpg)

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 No.162323

>>162319

John's back

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 No.162324

>>162315

Happy birthday m8. I am older than you.

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 No.162325

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ever been driving across the nullabor and this happens?

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 No.162326

>tfw you're built like a female but without the useful bits

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 No.162327

I'm not sure if monk mode was a good idea.

I'm gonna text work and say my grandma was in hospital or something

I should try and get my shit together while still making a grand a week

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 No.162328

File: 88254a175fe6cff⋯.jpg (42.44 KB,800x473,800:473,Coke Raspberry.jpg)

>>162315

Happy B'day, I'll buy you the new coke flavour

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 No.162329

>>162327

Go to work.

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 No.162330

>>162329

I'm meant to already be there.

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 No.162331

>>162327

>I'm not sure if monk mode was a good idea.

not to say no shit, but yeah no shit

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 No.162332

>>162327

Yeah, I've quit jobs before and regretted it when I've been stressing over shit.

Just tell them you had a family crisis, better to not throw it all away.

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 No.162333

Don't forget to reapply your thermal paste, NEETs. Hot weather is coming.

My CPU and GPU were pushing into the 80's.

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 No.162334

>>162333

I'm getting a new CPU cooler for summer, stock one might not cut it.

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 No.162335

>>162334

makes me wish i invested in some memecooling system when i had money laying around

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 No.162336

File: 23f1087142ff1c5⋯.gif (1.9 MB,490x478,245:239,just.gif)

>tfw didn't get on the bitcoin train this year

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 No.162337

>>162336

People have been saying it's peaked for years and it keeps going up

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 No.162338

>>162336

i bought some at 7600

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 No.162339

I just had a win NEETs.

My internets been slow as fuck the last month or so,been harassing my provider like a motherfucker and they gave me 2 months free just to stop me being a cunt at them I think.

Turns out it wasn't even their fault, Telstra just fixed the line up and it'd running faster than I've ever seen now.

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 No.162340

I bought a few bitcoins years ago to buy drugs and I ended up with about 0.1 bitcoins left over which wasn't enough to buy anything good so I just left it and forgot about it. It would be worth quite a bit of money now but I don't know where it is. I forgot what my wallet software was and what my wallet number is. It was all years ago.

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 No.162341

File: 1098207360ea238⋯.png (30.28 KB,656x1046,328:523,1098207360ea238f09abd3bfa6….png)

>>162334

my cooling system is so shit it shuts down after only 90 seconds of playing games - but it keeps me productive, instead of wasting my life on vidya, I make a positive contribution to society by spending all day on imageboards and reading about The Jews

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 No.162342

>>162340

I did almost the exact same thing. Fuck, I don't even want to think about how much it would be worth now if I still had my password.

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 No.162343

>>162341

Even a stock fan with some 5 dollar paste would do you some good unless you have a mega toaster.

CPU coolers are decently cheap too, was looking at one around 45 to 55 dollars, and they run pretty good and last a few years.

And I guess GPU would just depend on how good the fan is that is attached to the card.

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 No.162344

This is my third day on a decent diet after a nasty fortnight of binging and you can already tell the difference. Much less water retention and much less bloated face. I can actually look in the mirror without feeling completely disgusted.

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 No.162345

>>162344

No you can't, it's all a placebo, stop lying.

NEET food is good food.

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 No.162346

>>162344

I'm changing my diet today. It will complement getting off the piss well. Gonna go to coles right now and buy heaps of proper shit.

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 No.162347

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>162346

Call in on your way past mate, we got some great specials on offer.

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 No.162348

Anybody else do intermittent fasting? I've found myself going without food for 24 hour periods every so often too, especially if I've been slacking with the exercise. Just don't feel like eating much and the heat sure helps that.

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 No.162349

File: ab541837c2e5cc2⋯.jpg (5.07 KB,225x224,225:224,1509445636001.jpg)

>>162347

Fuck off Dan ya cunt.

I might pop in for a single stubbie, thats it. Hard to sleep without alcohol in my system

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 No.162350

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>162349

Decent deal on six packs. It's worth it and it'll see you through til you quit, not going to twist your arm though.

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 No.162351

>>162350

You will not fool me this time Mr Murphy. I will be free of your liquid jew soon.

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 No.162353

>>162330

Top Kuit

>>162333

Don't think I've done that once since buying this laptop about 4 years ago

>>162336

The year's not over

>>162339

Stickin' it to the T-Man, good on ya

>>162340

Serves you right for being a drug-addled degenerate

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 No.162354

>>162349

I said I was going to quit but I think I might pick up a carton. I have the same problem with sleeping. Went to sleep sober last week and it was hell. Was tossing and turning and felt really anxious when my brain was about to switch off.

2-3 beers before bed will have to be the compromise.

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 No.162355

>>162346

>>162347

Check your Coles docket for Liquorland promotions

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 No.162356

>>162354

Sounds ok in theory but I always go overboard and drink a whole six pack at least.

I even take prescribed pills to sleep (seroquel) but they don't help much when I'm laying in bed freaking out thinking about my life until 5am.

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 No.162357

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>162351

You'll be free of a lot more than that but hey, it's your call. You know best.

I guess it's just a matter of time till you forget that feeling of slowly feeling that bittersweet nectar running down your guzzler and the sudden light-headed euphoria, or the sound of a tinny cracking, a coopers lip popping, water condensation on the bottle of a refreshingly chilled bottle as you grab another from the fridge.

Oh that feeling, matter of fact I've got it now.

But oh well. I hope you enjoy not drinking.

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 No.162358

>>162354

My boy, Danny'll take care of ya. Don't you worry about that. You're in good hands now.

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 No.162359

File: a00331463865cbf⋯.png (22.81 KB,800x721,800:721,1426228357186.png)

You neets are in fine form lately.

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 No.162360

>>162340

I just saw that it's at $10,000. Does that mean 0.1 bitcoins are worth $1,000?

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 No.162361

>tfw extremely depressed

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 No.162362

File: febcc9f9557bd53⋯.jpg (281.53 KB,2048x1536,4:3,uc7fsb3tl4iz.jpg)

>>162361

What have you done today?

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 No.162363

File: 1802e77b36949ac⋯.jpg (48.19 KB,1024x962,512:481,1510758761157.jpg)

>>162362

Ate too much and browsed imageboards and YouTube.

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 No.162364

File: e971b3bddd93cff⋯.jpg (67.83 KB,496x447,496:447,whywristspepe.jpg)

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 No.162365

>>162363

i got just the fix-me-up for ya boyo >>162350

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 No.162366

File: 21cc9f38059012f⋯.jpg (149.99 KB,494x584,247:292,1469189771922.jpg)

>>162363

What have you eaten?

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 No.162367

>>162364

FUAARRK

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 No.162368

>>162366

Spag Bol sandwich with lots of butter

Iced coffee and a pie

Crackers and cheese

3 packs of tim tams

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 No.162369

Just had a KFC triple bacon boxed meal, pretty good.

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 No.162370

>>162368

A growing boy needs his lunch.

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 No.162371

>>162368

Fuck me, no wonder you're depressed. You're on a huge carb crash. The answer isn't more carbs though.

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 No.162372

>tfw compulsive over eater

Any day neets overcome this?

Please help me

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 No.162373

>>162372

It's taken me years riddled with failings to reach this point where food has mostly lost its appeal. Because of how much it affects your life I would seriously say go to your GP and ask if they could point you in the right direction to get help for it, man.

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 No.162374

>>162372

>find something else addictive to do with your time

>consume coffee/caffeine/stimulants all day

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 No.162375

Goddamn, DanShillNEET is hard at work today.

How much is he paying you m8 ?

Or is it commissions ?

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 No.162376

>>162364

Wait, so you mean to tell me that 0.01 bitcoin is only worth $100?

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 No.162377

>>162375

Goonboxs

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 No.162378

File: 0c394078ebd45a8⋯.jpg (285.3 KB,1000x1000,1:1,1457065470598.jpg)

>>162368

>Spag Bol sandwich with lots of butter

What is this? Is this a real food?

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 No.162379

>>162375

He gets a free refill of his goon-bag for every NEET referral

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 No.162380

>>162377

You're sure earning them boxs m8.

In fact you're working so hard I'm not sure if you still qualify as a NEET …

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 No.162381

>>162378

you need to try it mate, bogan delicacy

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 No.162382

>>162381

Is the spaghetti out of a tin?

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 No.162383

>>162382

nah it's last night spagbog you didnt eat

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 No.162384

>>162378

I eat them sometimes, I cook up a huge vat of spag sauce every few months and freeze it in small containers.

Makes for a bloody good sandwich when you can't be arsed cooking

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 No.162385

>>162378

I've had spag-bol on a slice of toast before but never even though of putting another slice on top to make a sandwich. It's genius I say, can't wait to give it a try. Just have to get off muh arse and make the spag first… but that's a lot of effort…

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 No.162386

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>162380

Dan takes good care of me.

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 No.162387

>>162383

Hot or cold?

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 No.162388

>>162381

>>162383

>>162384

I'd just skip the sandwich and butter and have the bolognese sauce with mountains of shredded cheese. Low carb that way….

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 No.162389

>>162387

depends on how lazy you are

i normally have it cold

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 No.162391

>>162144

>I kicked the shit out of him

I enjoyed reading that, I used to bully a few kids in high school until one of them punched me in the head. Didn't do much bullying after that, or attending school as this was around the same time when the evil depression got hold of me. Fast forward 10 years or so and here we are, both bullier and bullied together living in shitposting harmony. Love you mang :)

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 No.162392

File: 16aa2723907b27f⋯.jpg (4.4 MB,4032x3024,4:3,IMG_20171128_174749.jpg)

Back from coles.Got so much stuff that I was worried I might need a trolley. Mostly just healthy food. Don't even know how to cook most of this shit, gonna watch a lot of tutorials tonight.

Couldn't help myself and went for the long neck, ill go down to a stubbie tomorrow night i promise. I'll just slip it slowly for as long as I can too. Feels good to have a full fridge, but I forgot to buy that fucking cheap as shit homebrand tupperware for taking food to work.

Oh and they put me on tomorrows shift too after I didn't even let them know I wasnt coming in today. Got em good. Feeling positive now, bender is well and truly over and I can finally focus on the important things again.

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 No.162393

File: 850fe0d5361a1bb⋯.jpg (221.15 KB,1600x1541,1600:1541,fallout-pepe23151[1].jpg)

>>162392

Good onya m8, you're gonna make it

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 No.162394

>>162392

Looks good m8. Think of Poojeeta as you eat those naans. Also when you smell the shit in your toilet.

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 No.162395

>>162392

you're going to need heaps of other shit like spices and sauces and crap

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 No.162396

>>162393

Thanks

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 No.162397

>>162392

An easy recipe with chicken breaks is to slice them into strips, brown them, put some bacon cubes in till they're brown, then dump a tub of sweet chili phili cheese in it then serve on polenta or couscous

or mix in cooked spaghetti

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 No.162398

>>162149

I got to green after only a year. How many lessons did you do a year, one?

>>162167

Maybe your Dr is the one in need of RAM? God has chose you to partake this epic quest, communicating to you the only way He can. Through dreams Praise Kek

>>162233

The longer and brighter the days the more pressure and anxiety I feel from society to get a shit-kicking job. The darkness relaxes me.

>>162247

A spoon

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 No.162399

>>162397

i think i'm fucking that up and i cant find the recipe book it's from

the book is called 4 ingredients one pot or something like that and that's only 3 ingredients

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 No.162400

>>162397

I'm gonna use the chicken breasts for the curry.

Wondering if I should go to the weed store or not, I guess it could help me sleeping without piss but maybe thats just a copout.

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 No.162401

>>162400

Depends how big a pothead you are m8, if you can give it a miss without it stressing you more I'd say go for it.

If it's daily I'd say just smoke a bit while you're sorting your other shit out, you don't need added stress.

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 No.162402

Yep, pickin up a q. It'll help keep me stay sane and have something to look forward to after work. Last pickup for the year though, gonna get off the jew pills over christmas too.

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 No.162403

>>162348

I know of a guy here that does intermittent fisting

>>162357

Truer words have never been spoken

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 No.162404

File: b7f9a7ce7026589⋯.jpg (12.26 KB,480x209,480:209,4N2T6eq[1].jpg)

This gave me a giggle

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 No.162405

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.162406

>>162405

fuckin povo cunts

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 No.162407

>>162405

>tfw your suburb is going to be featured in Struggle Street

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 No.162409

File: d1e60278b3e54ea⋯.jpg (26.58 KB,414x508,207:254,wife_beater.jpg)

>>162407

ok, how many of us have featured on struggle street?

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 No.162410

File: 782fe9e17e0234e⋯.jpeg (7.19 KB,237x212,237:212,pepe.jpeg)

Just gotta say I'm feeling far less sick and miserable tonight than normal. I'm pretty sure it's because I did a full workout at the gym today for the first time in a while.

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 No.162411

>>162405

>(((equality)))

it'd be more fun watching what the rothschilds or bilderberg group get up to

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 No.162412

<got me a racing wheel

<cable is for american outlets and it's so strange and bizzare

<it needs 100 to 150 volts of fucking power; can't use an adapter without dying

<the wheel base also heats up like churayzee

fugg what the hell has four prongs and a proper aussie outlet

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 No.162413

>>162412

What wheel did you buy?

And just buy something from JB Hi Fi or something, I got mine from Harvey Norman when it was on sale.

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 No.162414

True NEETs are middle class and from what looks like a good background until you delve a bit deeper and see how the environment mentally destroyed you.

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 No.162415

>>162413

T300 RS GT, I don't have the arms to carry something huge

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 No.162416

File: 629120d932c2435⋯.jpg (4.79 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171128_193040.jpg)

Went to the weed store and had the standard awkward convo with her. As I was leaving I got a call from a private number, spooked the hell out of me. Was just someone selling shit though.

Gonna crack open the longneck and get dinner ready

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 No.162417

>>162410

What constitutes a "full workout" for you?

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 No.162418

>>162416

looks like better smoko than last time

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 No.162419

>>162416

you should've but one bud, that way you can't overdo it just the same as you're doing with the booze.

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 No.162420

>>162411

If they cared about 'equality' some things they could do to actually help people:

>stop importing huge numbers of immigrants and engineering a housing shortage

>stop importing criminal prone 'refugees' and police the streets properly so that poor areas are safe to live in

>stop letting companies shut down their Australian manufacturing operations, importing stuff from overseas and calling it progress

>no more student and work visas for foreigners to compete with aussies

…but I bet none of this will be mentioned by SBS

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 No.162421

>>162407

you're gonna be a star m8, all the little bogans will want your autograph plus a selfie. And just think of all the bogan pussy you'll get from a horde of Shazzas.

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 No.162422

>>162417

For chest day:

>3 sets bench press, drop the weight, do 5x5 bench presses

>biceps curl machine

>db hammer curls

>chest dip

I used to do pec flys as well, but I kept reading about how dangerous they could be

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 No.162423

>>162417

entering the place

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 No.162424

>>162422

What weight were you benching m80?

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 No.162425

>>162424

20kg for a double

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 No.162426

>>162425

I don't know what that means, but so long as you are doing your best.

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 No.162427

>>162426

Mummybot?

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 No.162428

Day three of this new diet and I am feeling good. My mood has improved. I have actually laughed out loud at a few things today, and that is something that hasn't happened in weeks.

I am going to start with the creatine loading tomorrow.

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 No.162429

>>162428

Good on you neet

I'm going to use my day off tomorrow to make a meal plan and buy some less shit food. We're all gonna make it neets

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 No.162430

>>162428

>creatine loading

oh shit m8 wat r u doin?

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 No.162431

File: bfbeca3dbcba1e5⋯.png (24.1 KB,706x431,706:431,1410229768517.png)

>>162430

I AM GETTING HUGE M8.

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 No.162432

>>162428

Were those "few things" meant to be laughed at? If not you're probably going insane

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 No.162433

>>162432

tHEY WERE FUNNY yOUTUBE COMMENTS AND A few funny neet thread posts.

Excuse caps mistake.

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 No.162434

>>162433

You laughing at us cunt?

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 No.162435

>>162433

OK, just checking. Continue

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 No.162436

File: 3433726cf707ca9⋯.png (28.47 KB,957x751,957:751,1472426440596.png)

>>162434

Laughing with you m8.

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 No.162437

File: 364f4a464824914⋯.jpg (74.13 KB,982x560,491:280,ae8hsh9xntry[1].jpg)

>>162434

YOU WOT ? YOU WOT ? YOU FARKIN' WOT M8 ?

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 No.162438

Did anyone else's parents leave beer out for the garbagemen on the last pick-up before Christmas?

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 No.162439

File: 0bdde91ee280ef1⋯.jpeg (12.6 KB,350x420,5:6,images (2).jpeg)

>tfw just got back from a 5km neet stroll

My butt is sweaty

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 No.162440

>>162438

Mine used to in the old days when they had a truck went up the laneway with binmen.

Dunno how you'd do it with the new trucks.

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 No.162441

File: ecd1e7c5f7717c6⋯.png (12.52 KB,300x100,3:1,223.png)

What does this ad over on half chan mean?

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 No.162442

>>162438

If I did that the abos across the road would take it

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 No.162443

>>162439

Just wipe it on a lounge armrest.

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 No.162444

>>162440

Someone would just nick it these days anyway. We used to leave money out for the milkman too.

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 No.162445

Someone tried to race me at the lights, I pulled a Marty McFly and did nothing

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 No.162446

File: 03a241306439ae0⋯.jpg (55.86 KB,781x643,781:643,03a241306439ae0386377e0536….jpg)

>>162441

It means they are a bunch of entry-level plebs.

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 No.162447

Whisky shot #5

Beercucks don't know these feels

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 No.162448

>>162444

It really shows how far we've fallen I guess

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 No.162449

File: b1ca46a7fab847b⋯.webm (3.08 MB,640x360,16:9,garbo.webm)

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 No.162450

>>162420

The student visa should only let them work in brothels

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 No.162451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>162446

>>162441

you are like little baby

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 No.162452

>>162449

Fuck, never seen that one before

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 No.162453

File: d77882875690b13⋯.jpg (70 KB,640x640,1:1,Sweaty Arse Crack.jpg)

>>162439

>tfw she'll never come home to you after a 5km stroll

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 No.162454

>>162453

She's a landwhale

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 No.162455

>>162440

I used to leave spiked beer out, I'd follow the truck until they pulled over and nodded off and gave them a good anal bashing.

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 No.162456

File: 291f61e6648406a⋯.jpg (22.25 KB,480x360,4:3,hqdefault.jpg)

>>162454

heres something that's more up your alley

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 No.162457

File: 79c56c8c09263dd⋯.jpg (2.9 MB,4032x3024,4:3,IMG_20171128_203643.jpg)

curry wasnt bad, so filling too. the naan was shit, havent found any that is good

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 No.162458

>>162457

>curry wasnt bad

Yeah, 'course you're gonna say that m8

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 No.162459

>>162451

So it is an anime reference? I am glad I didn't know it.

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 No.162460

>>162458

I won't be buying it again is all ill say

Now gonna pack a fuck off huge cone

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 No.162461

>>162457

the indian shops seem to be the only ones that can do it right

i watched a vid on them a while back where they stuck the dough on a flat frying pan thing and put it upside down over a fire

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 No.162462

>>162457

Gotta make your own naan m8.

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 No.162463

>>162459

>brings up cuckchan

>doesn't know entry level anime

you have to go back

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 No.162464

>>162463

>you have to go back

using reddit memes unironically

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 No.162465

Sunlight wakes me so early these days that it is now bedtime for me even though it is still light outside.

Goodnight NEETs. God bless. Remember that you are loved.

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 No.162466

File: dd17ae57d45352d⋯.png (15.61 KB,621x668,621:668,dd1.png)

>>162464

why did you bring up reddit?

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 No.162467

>>162463

Why do you gook cartoon fags always get so upset over the idea that others don't share your perversion ?

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 No.162468

>>162465

night cunt. so hot upstairs that i wake up in a pool of sweat. usually 35 at least, itll be roasting when its actually 35 outside

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 No.162469

>>162465

Thanks and goodnight

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 No.162470

>>162465

G'night m8

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 No.162471

>>162457

That naan looks like a couple of oversized dirty shoe soles, and your presentation of the curry is nothing to be proud of. Not happy John

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 No.162472

>>162466

i know you are, you said you are, so what am i?

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 No.162473

>>162465

Buy some blockout blinds and sunrise will never come again

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 No.162474

>>162473

No I think it is best to live in rhythm with the sun rather than fight against it.

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 No.162475

>>162471

I'm eating my first homecooked meal in like a week in a dimly lit industrial estate

I don't give a fuck about presentation cunt

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 No.162476

>>162464

>>you have to go back

That's no reddit meme

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 No.162477

>>162475

A sprinkling of chopped coriander would have been all you needed to elevate the presentation m8.

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 No.162478

>>162467

it triggers the goon and is a part of board culture, get over it.

>>162472

says the guy posting 4chan banners

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 No.162479

>>162478

>get over it.

Lol, m8 I couldn't give a shit what you jack it to,it's the way you get so defensive about it gives me a laugh.

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 No.162480

>>162475

>a week

Fuck off normie, you don't belong here

>dimly lit

Should've bought a brighter light bulb when you were out buying 20kgs of zuchinis

Remember you're taking photos with the sole intention of showing them to us, yet you say you don't care about presentation.

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 No.162481

>>162475

Your place sounds like it could become a good rape cave, you could build your own cage to keep the victims in

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 No.162482

File: b6c509b55f41276⋯.mp4 (1.72 MB,640x480,4:3,jack_stark.mp4)

>>162479

oh, you again.

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 No.162483

It's so damn hot.

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 No.162484

Another tragic story from struggle street, about Norma Boyd, an Aboriginal woman:

>Tragically, she still mourns the sons she lost in alarming circumstances in 2006.

>Just after nightfall on March 11, 2006, Norma’s boys Glen Duncan, 8, and Hayden Duncan, 10, and their cousin Reggie Fisher, 9, were on a railway track in Southern Brisbane.

>The three boys had managed to get inside a fenced-off track and were throwing rocks at a Brisbane-bound train passing between Redbank and Goodna stations.

But wait, the story has a happy ending:

>The driver of the next Brisbane train 10M1 was alerted to the fact three boys were throwing stones at trains between Redbank and Goodna.

>He pulled mesh screens down over the cabin windows, turned off the train’s headlights and “I had my head down making sure I wasn’t going to get … rocked”.

>The train was travelling at full speed at 80km/h when, at 6.39pm, it struck the three boys who may not have heard it because of noise from the nearby Ipswich Motorway.

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 No.162485

>>162484

Abos are such silly cunts.

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 No.162486

FLUBBAWUBBA NOONGA

IM BACK!

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 No.162487

Looks like the Boong Internet Defense Force has kidnapped all our posters

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 No.162488

File: 60b2961907d3875⋯.jpg (63.63 KB,800x800,1:1,caol_ila_12_year_old_singl….jpg)

>>162487

nah just enjoying my last drop

was pretty gud

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 No.162489

>>162488

That's not how I like my 12 year olds

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 No.162490

Neetking are you still up for some Minecraft when you knock off?

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 No.162491

>>162489

don't worry m8, it's not for everyone

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 No.162492

Gonna do the dishes in the same day I used them

I really am gonna make it

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 No.162493

>>162492

Next you'll be showering in the same day you fap

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 No.162494

>>162287

I've been the same event that he was at once, I still regret not yelling "Sydney Nightclub" at him

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 No.162495

>>162394

If he wants to impress Poojeeta why would he be shitting in a toilet, he said she was traditional, he needs to shit in the street

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 No.162496

File: 9cf26b48c05d5a0⋯.jpg (19.54 KB,300x401,300:401,1393084800000.jpg)

>>162494

you must be old

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 No.162497

>>162495

Pajeets natural shitting grounds are actually Pakistan, but they're not allowed to use them anymore

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 No.162498

New thread soon m8s

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 No.162500

>>162498

What would happen is nobody made it? Would we all leave? Who would be the first neet to crack? Would I finally get a girlfriend?

We'll never know, because we have no choice but to make a new thread and keep going

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 No.162501

>>162496

nah I'm a young fag, he just was at some shitty con I went to

>>162497

ah so I see

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 No.162502

>>162500

NEETdom is eternal.

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 No.162503

yes new thread pls. this tab is using 232mb of my ram

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 No.162504

>>162503

just download some more

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 No.162506

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 No.162511

>>162501

i was talking about Banjo Patterson on The Man from Snowy River

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 No.162513

Night lads, 127 posts in this thread, i filled my quota.

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 No.162590

It seems like yesterday

But it was long ago

Janey was lovely she was the queen of my nights

There in the darkness with the radio playing low, and

And the secrets that we shared

The mountains that we moved

Caught like a wildfire out of control

'Til there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove

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 No.162591

And I remember what she said to me

How she swore that it never would end

I remember how she held me oh-so-tight

Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

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 No.162592

Against the wind

We were runnin' against the wind

We were young and strong, we were runnin' against the wind

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 No.162593

The years rolled slowly past

And I found myself alone

Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends

I found myself further and further from my home, and I

Guess I lost my way

There were oh-so-many roads

I was living to run and running to live

Never worried about paying or even how much I owed

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 No.162594

Moving eight miles a minute for months at a time

Breaking all of the rules that would bend

I began to find myself searching

Searching for shelter again and again

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 No.162595

Against the wind

A little something against the wind

I found myself seeking shelter against the wind

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 No.162596

Well those drifter's days are past me now

I've got so much more to think about

Deadlines and commitments

What to leave in, what to leave out

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 No.162597

Against the wind

I'm still runnin' against the wind

I'm older now but still runnin' against the wind

Well I'm older now and still runnin'

Against the wind

Against the wind

Against the wind

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 No.162598

Still runnin' (against the wind)

I'm still runnin' against the wind

(Against the wind) I'm still runnin'

(Against the wind)

I'm still runnin' against the wind

(Against the wind) still runnin'

(Against the wind)runnin' against the wind, runnin' against the wind

(Against the wind) see the young man run

(Against the wind) watch the young man run

(Against the wind) watch the young man runnin'

(Against the wind) he'll be runnin' against the wind

(Against the wind) let the cowboys ride

(Against the wind) aah

(Against the wind) let the cowboys ride

(Against the wind) they'll be ridin' against the wind

(Against the wind) against the wind

(Against the wind) ridin' against the wind…

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 No.162846

>>162502

Praise NeetGod

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 No.162848

File: 2a130d6e42045e3⋯.jpg (19.12 KB,265x200,53:40,b_1_q_0_p_0.jpg)

I hope Alan Tudge doesn't see this thread

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 No.162961

I am a neet predator. When I see a thread with unguarded posts just sitting there I steal them no fucks given.

I may strike again. You have been warned.

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 No.163424

File: b1f123d49c4b93f⋯.jpg (80.63 KB,850x1000,17:20,1477903378400.jpg)

I'm going to steal another one of these posts.

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 No.163989

File: f86dff5c7f691cf⋯.jpg (107.5 KB,1024x1024,1:1,lc40bL.jpg)

I'm taking another one of these posts.

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