No.169583 [Last50 Posts]
OLD >>168762
Is the Melbournian the issue?
What should he do to help us as a whole?
We will just be a distant memory for him one day and he will know that he did the right thing.
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No.169587
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No.169608
>>169583
You shouldn't make posts about individuals who are trouble-makers because it just provokes them to shit things up.
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No.169629
Pepe and Wojak being mates comics are the best meme comics tbh
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No.169632
>>169629
the ones with them together made me start to think pepe is a cunt
i relate a lot more with wojak gondala is best cunt though
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No.169633
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No.169636
>>169632
The entire idea of post smug pepe is being a cunt
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No.169637
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No.169638
>>169633
>his phrasing has nothing to do with height
kek
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No.169639
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No.169640
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No.169641
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No.169642
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No.169643
First danposting for the thread. Dan will never let you go, will never let you down, will never be beaten on price.
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No.169644
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>>169634
watch this
you too jizz monkey >>169637
>i now have sperm in my google suggestion thing
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No.169645
>>169642
doesn't start with the right letter you brainlet shill
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No.169646
>>169645
Sorry forgot the big D
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No.169647
First Choice is better than Dans tbh
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No.169648
This thread needs more natalia spamming. We have a quota to fill!
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No.169649
>>169647
You deserve the iron bar from Dan himself
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No.169650
>>169648
That meme is as dead as your dreams of being a useful member of society
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No.169651
>>169647
First Choice used to be my go to. They shut down a few months after Dan moved in next door. It's just Coles vs Woolies, so it doesn't really matter who gets my money in the end.
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No.169652
>>169649
I nickname the local Dans "Second Choice"
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No.169653
>>169650
yeah, that's old and shit now
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No.169654
>>169647
>First Choice is better than Dans
GET. OUT. Don't post here again, your kind isn't welcome around here.
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No.169655
>>169652
Dan's beats 1st choice on price likes he beats 1st choice shillposters with his iron rod
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No.169656
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No.169657
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No.169658
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No.169659
>>169657
that's a pretty neat name
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No.169660
>>169657
Why is Dans below IGA
IGA costs more than anyone
And BWS is just as shit as Liquourland
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No.169661
>>169659
there used to be more of them about but sip and save and the other bigger ones ran them out i think
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No.169662
What will you do when Australia becomes a white minority country neets?
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No.169663
>>169657
>caring about ethics
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No.169664
>>169662
Continue to whine about my life on 8chan
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No.169665
>>169662
The suburb over from mummybot's already is
and yes, she lives in melbourne
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No.169666
>>169662
More Muslims to rape
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No.169667
>>169660
the site is pretty basic
i just went through all the lists and nothing even got a B rating
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No.169668
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>>169663
I care about a lot of things. I care about you, I don't expect it to be reciprocated but I genuinely want all of you to find some semblance of happiness.
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No.169669
Hey cunts i am finally apply for the dole.
The first thing to website says is to go to a centerlink place to get a centerlink account.
Do i need to do this? Can i do it online? If not is there anything else i can do at center link, cos id rather not line up with the fucking deros again.
Can i send my job plan and shit online? I dont have any seperation certificates, can i just show that my last boss doesnt reply to messages.
Cheers cunts
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No.169670
>>169669
first we must test you. You have said you have had a job so that's dangerous territory
>how long were you employed
>do you have gf?
>do you have friends?
>are you a chad?
>do you go outside?
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No.169671
>>169670
also
>are you obese?
>are you autistic?
>do you live in melbourne?
>are you white?
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No.169672
>>169670
>>169671
different anon but I'll answer
almost a year
No
No
No
No
No
Yes
No
I think so
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No.169673
>>169670
>>169671
i'll take your test too
all up like 4 years at different jobs
yes
yes
kind of
yes
no
i dont think so
no
yes
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No.169674
>>169673
I bet you're warehouseNEET you damn chad
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No.169675
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No.169676
>>169662
The only thing you can really do is prepare. Tbh though, muzrats are a pretty small minority here, no where near europe levels and they don't seem to breed like euro muzrats either. The biggest threat we have is the chinese.
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No.169677
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This song gets the Stacy concept so well.
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No.169678
>>169662
>2nd biggest
Wait if they're not considering Atheism as a religion or branches of Christianity as separate religions the fuck was the 2nd biggest religion
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No.169679
no goon tonight or what?
why are you all so quiet?
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No.169680
>>169670
>>169671
I'll do the test
N/A
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
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No.169681
>>169679
I'm out raping tonight
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No.169682
>>169681
can you smell the fresh prey in the air?
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No.169683
>>169682
I can smell the fear
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No.169684
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No.169685
>>169683
it must be strong in your neck of the woods, they're have been reports of such happenings for years and still noone can stop the culprit
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No.169686
Looks like a good way to lure people to your house
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No.169687
>>169684
i dont mind MB
the biggest binge i ever had was on it, i wasnt sober for about 2-3 months when i quit school and used to leave the can next to my bed when i went to sleep then woke up and drank the rest of it while getting another from the fridge
my housemate was still going to school so his dad and brother used to hang out with me and get fucked up everyday and i had to keep up with them and they'd been alco's for years.
his brother regularly went bush and lived with the abos out near broken hill somewhere nd the dad had schizophrenia or something, he wouldnt go to a doctor. fucked cunts
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No.169688
>>169687
It used to be my beer of choice but then every cunt started drinking it because it was hip and the price went up. Thats how I got onto gook beers
I used to do the same thing when I was a full blown neet alco deadshit living at my mums place, would hide my goonsack and a cup under my bed and drink it while watching some youtube and maybe having my morning wank in bed
Ahh, good times
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No.169689
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No.169690
>>169689
Yeah definitely wouldn't rate it as far as warehouses go. Way too many normies around and I'll probably get in trouble for the noise and weed smoke coming out
My current warehouse was only like 130k, I'm really considering buying one when I get a real life, maybe I'll buy one and a house and rent the house out
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No.169691
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No.169692
>>169690
>inside your head there is a heart
what the fuck does that mean?
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No.169693
>>169692
I thought Perth would be free of this melbourne-tier "street art" bullshit. Fucking hate it
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No.169694
>>169693
it's a pretty upmarket looking area
I've only been there twice but i remember freo looking like a hippy haven
you must've done well in the bicoin market to be looking there, when you get parole you'll be living like a king
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No.169695
>>169681
>RapeNEET out on the streets
>RapeNEET spitting them siiiick beats
>Rapeneet be neetgen's no.1 rapist
>Because Rapeneet be spinning that siiick rap artistry
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No.169696
>>169694
Not exactly, it was linked in the whirlpool thread. Now I'll look for some in vic though
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No.169697
>>169695
Rape em High rape em low
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No.169698
>>169696
Can you be my neet sugar daddy?
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No.169699
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No.169700
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No.169701
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No.169702
>>169699
The night is still young, my neet… don't you have a nice cup of goon to keep you up?
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No.169703
do y'all reckon just eatin the poppy seeds and chewing them up real good like will get you higher than makin a tea?
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No.169704
>>169703
Apparently if you soak the seeds then drain them the water from that gets you decently high
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No.169706
>>169704
i dunno if i can wait that long
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No.169707
>>169703
Erowid is where it's at. You should be able to find all the information you need.
https://erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Poppies_Opium.shtml
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No.169708
>>169703
The chemicals(alkaloids) you want are on the seeds, so I suppose it would work. Shaking them in water doesn't change the chemistry or anything, however you'd have to digest a lot of seeds to get the drug from it
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No.169711
>>169704
>>169703
>>169708
Remember that as with all opiates, there's a chance of death. Especially with poppy seeds, dose can vary greatly between batches.
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No.169712
>>169707
>>169708
i'm gonna do it mates!
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No.169713
>>169711
i'll just do a little bit actually
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No.169714
Sorry, forgot the last page.
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No.169715
>>169671
>>169670
>years
>implying only one
>yeah
>sure
>outside is good
>yeah
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No.169717
>>169714
i ate maybe 10 grams it tastes very bitter
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No.169718
>>169717
You'll be right. Just don't eat a kilo.
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No.169719
I actually really like this haircut now that I've had a shower
I look like a full on romper stomper
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No.169720
>>169717
Stick it up your bum
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No.169721
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No.169723
>>169721
Goodnight Mr. Wageman
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No.169724
>>169719
Isn't your haircut a hitler youth? Aren't you confident with women? I would have thought that poojeta chick would have been wanting to suck your dick hard if you played your cards right m8
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No.169725
>>169717
it worked. amazing
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No.169726
So what are you neets gonna do when the basics card comes in next year?
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No.169727
>>169726
Its only for select regions.
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No.169728
>>169726
isn't that only for people who fail a drug test?
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No.169729
>>169728
No they want to do the whole countrybsoon
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No.169730
>>169729
Post a source. Stop making shit up.
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No.169731
Finished my pack of smokes. Going to have another crack at quitting tommorow. Need to stop smoking like a boong.
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No.169732
>>169731
get your yearly 3 month supply of cheap nicotine patches
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No.169733
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No.169735
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No.169736
>>169733
idk, I might benefit from having this, I'm hopeless with money.
>>169735
Morning neeto
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No.169737
>>169719
>Chad asserts his dominance by waking naked through the pride of insecure NEETs giving himself compliments feeling no sense of vanity because they are objectively true.
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No.169738
waitin for mummy to go to work so that i can cook my tendies before bed
feels good boys
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No.169739
>>169738
But the sun's just getting up, it's time for you to get up and at 'em
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No.169740
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No.169741
Here's the 20 areas with the highest rates of Newstart and Youth Allowance:
Corio - Norlane (Geelong)
Craigieburn - Mickleham (northern Melbourne)
Dandenong (south-east Melbourne)
Southport (Gold Coast)
Wollongong (NSW)
Liverpool - Warwick Farm (western Sydney)
Auburn (western Sydney)
Mildura (north-west Victoria)
Caboolture (north of Brisbane)
Fairfield (western Sydney)
Cabramatta - Lansvale (western Sydney)
Bankstown (western Sydney)
Inala - Richlands (south-west Brisbane)
Werribee (south-west Melbourne)
Davoren Park (northern Adelaide)
Whyalla (South Australia's Eyre Peninsula)
Ballarat-South (regional Victoria, north-west of Melbourne)
Salisbury (south Brisbane)
Berkeley - Warrawong - Windang (Wollongong)
Enfield - Blair Athol (south-west Sydney).
Is your suburb full of dole-bludgers neets, or are you an underachiever even by your neighbourhood's standards?
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No.169742
>>169740
Do you do any 3d modeling work anon?
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No.169743
>>169742
Nah, I just need to get my autism out of the way first thing in the morning.
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No.169744
>>169741
hmm it's missing, Bundaberg in Queensland, Ipswich in Brisbane, and Broadmeadows in Melbourne.
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No.169745
I am up. Going to be a hot one today.
I only have an airconditioner in the living room which I never use so I bought a cheap(ish) foam mattress the other day and am going to put it on the floor and sleep in the living room. My bedroom just gets too hot. I can't stand it.
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No.169746
“If the forces the mouth and the anus generate are unbalanced, then the center would move from the stomach to a different part of the body. If the mouth was stronger, the center would move upwards. If the anus was stronger, the center would move downwards.
This idea of a proper center connecting the back of the mouth and the back of the anus can be used for diagnosing the health of a human being. The observer would inspect a person to see if the center point has moved from it’s proper position in the stomach. A skilled person can see the movement of the person’s center from outside of their body quite easily. If the center point has moved, the person’s health will be negatively affected in some way.“
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No.169747
>>169745
it's pretty warm already, i have a doctor and a physio appt. today too so i have to go out in it
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No.169748
>>169747
I don't mind going out on a hot day. It is not as if you have to run a marathon or something. Most places are air conditioned and so are most cars unless you have a real bomb. For me staying home is probably the hottest option.
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No.169749
>>169738
Your mum poisoned those tendies
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No.169750
>>169748
Nothing like having a hot sweaty fap In bed
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No.169751
Used my drip coffee machine today again, I went an got some decent coffee yesterday but I still made it a bit weak.
Maybe i need to get a stronger type.
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No.169752
>>169751
You need to grind your own beans.
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No.169753
>>169751
>>169752
I only grind with the biggest, blackest beans
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No.169754
>>169752
This - if anon wants to make non-bitter coffee that is good enough not to need sugar and milk, you'll need a conical burr grinder.
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No.169755
>>169752
I cant see how there would be a difference between getting them ground or grinding them yourself would make them taste that different.
Unless there is a "freshness" to jut ground ones.
>>169753
I only have little white ones.
>>169754
I dont mind bitter coffee but i'm more after a strong aromatic type (I think)
I normally only have one cup a day but i want to start my day off with something nice. It might just be easier to get one of the capsule ones.
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No.169756
>>169755
>I cant see how
That is because you are ignorant. Do some reading my friend.
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No.169757
>>169756
Well I dont know anything about making coffee, I said I only bought the drip thing a couple days ago.
There's no need for name calling. I was asking you guys if you know.
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No.169758
>>169756
sorry for being a grouchy cunt in >>169757
I guess I am ignorant, I didn't need to take offence.
I looked up these ones that have good reviews, I think I'll try the Queensland one if I can find it and it isn't too expensive
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No.169759
Fuck those tendies were delicious, i love the sweet chilli ones
time for a nice glass of goon to put me to sleep, night boyz
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No.169760
>>169759
I hope you did the dishes like a good boy and didn't leave them for mummybot
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No.169761
>>169758
Apology accepted my friend. I would give that Aussie coffee a go. Buy local.
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No.169762
should i shave my disgusting patchy pube neckbeard bros
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No.169763
>>169762
you should shave NEETlyf into it
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No.169764
>>169762
It depends. How many chins are under it?
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No.169765
>>169755
>freshness
This is the problem - ground coffee degrades by the hour, and trying to seal it off doesn't help much.
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No.169766
>>169764
only 2, maybe 3 on a bad day
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No.169767
>>169765
ah ok, didn't know that.
If i find a cheap grinder on gumtree or at an op shop i'll probably get it to try it out.
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No.169768
>>169766
It will probably be best to get rid of it. Go on a diet too.
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No.169769
>>169767
>cheap grinder
You can't use a cheap spice grinder because it will cut the grinds to uneven sizes, and you'll never be able to extract the coffee from them in a uniform manner.
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No.169770
Which is the worst area in Queensland, Inala, Caboolture, Bundaberg or Ipswich?
Inala - literally where Struggle Street was filmed.
Bundaberg - so bad they've made an industry exporting the rum they drink to cope with the horror of living in Bundy
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No.169771
I am going to make Lasagne today.
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No.169772
>>169771
Splendid anon, don't let the heat discourage you. What ingredients do you use in home made lasagne?
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No.169773
>>169772
I just do the basic Aussie one. Minced beef with a couple of jars of pasta sauce. Bechamel sauce with grated tasty cheese. San Remo lasagne sheets.
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No.169774
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No.169775
>>169774
Well done anon. Keep making progress.
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No.169776
>>169774
time travel soon fellow neet
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No.169777
Whats on the todo list for today neets?
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No.169778
>>169777
I am making lasagne, getting a couple of parcels delivered, and that is about all. Keeping cool.
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No.169779
>attempt to make shitty music
>make a "mix"
>see this dj competition and send my mix in
>"CONGRATS ANON YOU GET THE CHANCE THE BE A DJ AT A CLUB"
>tonight i will be going to a club to dj
>i've never done it before
>hate clubs
>my mix was made in a DAW which is very different from doing it live
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO CUNTS.
I was thinking of the most elaborate lie, maybe pretend im blind (walk around with sunnies on and a cane) and therefore my mistakes will be ok. Or maybe just get real drunk .
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No.169780
>>169779
>Or maybe just get real drunk .
No shit mate
Goodluck
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No.169781
>>169779
Well done m8. Just play it really loud.
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No.169782
>>169779
Just act like your nerdy self, normies will think youre just a hip autistic dj
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No.169783
>>169779
do the skrillex thing
that's still cool, right?
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No.169784
>>169783
>skrillex
Haven't heard about that cunt in years.
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No.169785
>>169783
WTF is the skrillex thing?
You guys are as bad as normies.
Someone help
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No.169786
REEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Normies out of our neet safe space!
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No.169787
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>169785
drops or dropping or something like that, i dunno
heard it was all the rage
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No.169788
>>169785
this was my thought too
but seriously, what is the skrillex thing?
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No.169790
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>skrillex is from first to last guy
no fucking shit, didnt know that, i used to like this a bit when i was a teen, it was on a punkorama cd
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No.169791
Do people still do that shuffle dance?
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No.169792
>>169790
wish i didnt post that now, i was a gay little cunt
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No.169793
<its 30 degrees right now
what the fugg :-DDD
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No.169794
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No.169795
>>169793
>>169794
B-but global warming is a lie!
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No.169796
>>169795
Silly comment. Lift your game.
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No.169797
>>169796
g-global warming is a hoax
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No.169798
Alright, I've changed my mind on global warming - it's real. Sometimes sacrifices need to be made for the greater good - in this case, we have to set off a nuclear explosion so that dust will be thrown up into the stratosphere, blocking some of the sunlight and cooling australia. But where should we set off the nuke?
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No.169799
>>169795
ok to be honest, it used to be like people thought we're going to the fucken ice age where everything is fucking colder but then we swapped to (((global warming))), but for some reason retards in the past didn't bother measuring the temperature so all you have is a rather limited scope in data about weather, so when you look at how hot it was in the 70s and then look at now, then retards try to use random variables like "muh pollution???? even though we make like 1% of the actual pollution????" and other gay shit.
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No.169800
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No.169801
>>169800 (checked)
should've picked japan, but okay choice of an alternative.
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No.169802
>>169741
I'm from cabo but have moved closer to the city to become an underachiever
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No.169803
>>169802
You would have been an overachiever if you'd stayed.
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No.169804
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Been watching shit from that punkorama mix thing i posted about
came across this, this is from the only record i've ever bought as soon as it come out
it's still pretty good imo, it's the solo act of the lead singer from rancid
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No.169805
>>169798
We need to start Geo-engineering. We're not elves living in harmony with muh nature and never will be. It's our right to sculpt this planet to fit our needs. This isn't contrary to the general idea that we're (((custodians))) of earth since cultivating it to our needs pretty much fits the bill for most life on earth as well.
first thing to do is to gas israel and convert it to a water treatment plant
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No.169806
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No.169807
>>169806
divine right is the best right
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No.169813
>>169779
Can you post the song here?
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No.169814
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No.169815
>>169805
fuck you i want more pet birds
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No.169817
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No.169818
>>169817
what dont you get?
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No.169819
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No.169820
>>169770
>>169802
Typical Ipswich resident
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No.169822
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>>169475
>There isn't much of a story because I don't remember it besides a fight.
I remember you saying to the effect 'guys, I really fucked up this time' etc. You wouldnt tell us what and were worried we would be able to doxx you Theories at the time - you didnt want to tell us because the 'incident' was in the media. Im not buying your 'poor memory' If you go to the Sperg Hospital - you would get told what happened, they would make you recount what happened.
I dont care either way what you did. Unless its kiddie porn or something. Then I'd murder you with my own hands :)
Come clean.
PerthNeet, do you, or did you ever play RUST?
Prett fucking sure YOU are the Saltiest Man ever in RUST.
Sounds like you.
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No.169823
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No.169824
>>169823
better not let the screws see them, plant based materials aren't allowed in the cell block.
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No.169826
>limit of six half price sirena tuna cans per customer
>buy 7
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No.169827
>>169823
How the fuck am I meant to try to stalk you if you post 70kb pictures where you can't read any of the fucking words in the background
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No.169829
When I was in the shower my doggo was barking and I thought I probably missed a parcel delivery. But there was no calling card or parcel left on the doorstep.
The online tracking though says the parcel has been "delivered and signed for".
Very odd.
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No.169830
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No.169831
>>169829
I'm also expecting a parcel too. That's a bit strange.
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No.169832
>>169829
Sounds like the doggo stole your parcel mate
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No.169833
>>169832
Fuck it makes sense.
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No.169834
>>169829
Wouldn't surprise me if the cunts were pulling a few dodgies this close to Christmas.
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No.169835
>>169834
>pulling a few dodgies this close to Christmas.
kek
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No.169836
I just checked the online tracking for the parcel again and it shows an image of the signature - and the guy has just written the name of the courier company there.
What does this mean? Will he be coming back with my parcel?
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No.169837
>>169829
Remember to check all the little nooks and crannies, the Postie loves a good game of hide and seek
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No.169838
>>169836
>I just checked the online tracking for the parcel again and it shows an image of the signature - and the guy has just written the name of the courier company there.
>What does this mean? Will he be coming back with my parcel?
Call the courier company - ask where the fuck it is and you saw a signature online. These fucks will steal anything.
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No.169839
>>169837
I looked very thoroughly. Front, side and back. High and low. It is a pretty big parcel so can't be stuffed out of sight easily.
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No.169840
>>169838
I will give them until tomorrow.
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No.169841
>>169839
Could check the Post office, you've got the tracking number
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No.169842
>>169840
Delivery man Pajeet will sell it on Gumtree by then. What was in the parcel?
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No.169843
>>169836
check out the front, I found one left behind my bin once he just left there
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No.169844
>>169842
>What was in the parcel?
A food processor.
I looked everywhere.
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No.169845
>>169844
Better get on Gumtree tonight and look in your local area for food processors.
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No.169846
If I buy myself a 65" 4K TV, how will the normal 2GB movie files look being played on it?
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No.169847
>>169846
Pixels the size of your fingernail.
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No.169848
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No.169849
>>169848
>>169847
How many GB would a movie file have to be to look good?
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No.169850
>>169846
play some 4k remuxes on it
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No.169851
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No.169852
>>169851
Scratch bum with finger
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No.169853
>>169846
Just use it to browse the neet gen
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No.169854
>>169852
Bum feel better now did poo too
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No.169855
>>169849
I'd say 10gb, I personally don't download much less than 8gb if possible
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No.169856
>>169850
The problem would be the files are so big I can't download very many each month.
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No.169857
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PARCEL
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No.169858
>>169855
Pretty much every movie I have (over 1000 of them) is about 2GB. Downloading bigger copies of them all would be a massive undertaking.
I used to download the 700mb versions. I was young then and stupid.
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No.169859
>>169857
Why are you impersonating me?
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No.169860
>>169859
No I'm also expecting a parcel today
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No.169861
>>169860
Well okay then. they get very busy at this time of year.
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No.169862
>>169860
me too anon
tfw parcelNEETs
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No.169863
>>169854
YOU do poo while itch?
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No.169864
Put this on your list of movies to download, just finished watching it and it was pretty fucking good.
One of the most realistic movies I've seen.
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No.169865
The lasagne is done. Going to have to let it cool a while before I eat.
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No.169866
>>169865
looks like you did a good job
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No.169867
>>169863
I have itchy poos poos that need scratching
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No.169868
I do not like picking up parcels from the post office, I see too many people from highschool there
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No.169869
>>169865
Will it taste nice?
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No.169870
>>169867
dont need to itch itch poo poo if you poo poo your poo poos
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No.169871
Expecting a parcel is truly a day ruining experience for me.
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No.169872
>>169871
How come? I find it quite comfy, like getting a little christmas present sent out to you
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No.169873
>>169872
No true NEET enjoys the anxiety of waiting and then having to deal with the parcel man.
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No.169874
>>169873
just send mummybot to the door
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No.169875
>>169874
i bet the postie would give her a package
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No.169876
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No.169877
The cancer began years before any of us were born.
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No.169878
>>169876
I wonder if the free beer is still available
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No.169879
>>169822
>I dont care either way what you did. Unless its kiddie porn or something. Then I'd murder you with my own hands :)
>Come clean.
Not the sperg in question, but is this where your hatred is coming from? This is the second time you have you have voiced your desires for murder. You would be doing the right thing though if you did though
>>Come clean.
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No.169880
Sorbet I made yesterday set nicely over night and I used the leftover egg yolk as a mask. Remember to keep your NEETskin fresh, NEETs.
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No.169881
>>169879
>Not the sperg in question, but is this where your hatred is coming from? This is the second time you have you have voiced your desires for murder. You would be doing the right thing though if you did though
Show me the first time SaltyRustNEET.
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No.169882
>>169880
The heat peaked early and now it is cooling down. Praise kek.
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No.169883
>>169880
>egg yolk as a mask
Never done that but I usually use a cheap moisturiser after showering. Anyway, I'm awake now.
>tfw don't wanna be awake
>tfw out of goon
>tfw MAX appointment in a couple of days
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No.169884
>>169881
>Show me the first time SaltyRustNEET.
Right here m8:
>>165581
>Come clean.
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No.169885
>>169883
>tfw MAX appointment in a couple of days
You going to drop in on the way there and back?
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No.169886
>>169876
How many of the guys who were there in the early neet posts are still with us?
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No.169887
>>169885
>Dan, the neet's own personal life coach.
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No.169888
>>169885
Depends if the bag I buy tonight is empty by then…
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No.169889
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No.169890
>>169888
I hope you have enough, gooklady seems to be pretty expensive when those buxs could be spent on a high quantity goon
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No.169891
Any of you neets ever thought about getting a security license?
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No.169892
>>169891
to guard the normies going into clubs or guard normies properties?
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No.169893
>>169891
but seriously guarding properties at night provides many opportunities of the r variety without many normies, if you can get the work
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No.169894
>>169892
You could do both, it would be a good way to shit on the wagies and normies.
You could even work at Dans!
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No.169895
>>169892
To prepare yourself for the coming race war. Do we get submachine guns?
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No.169896
>>169894
>You could even work at Dans!
There is one crucial question though, do you get staff discounts?
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No.169897
>>169886
How early is early?
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No.169898
>>169886
I didn't rock up til about thread 70 and didnt start posting much til about thread 100
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No.169899
>>169886
I've been here since around thread 10, I think.
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No.169900
>>169891
As far as I know, penalty rates are very poor meaning it attracts a certain kind of people (pajeets) and much like any other job, requires "2 years of experience".
I worked with a pajeet who did security work during the night. He told me he'd sit in the monitoring room and just sleep, then wake up, and come back to his regular job.
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No.169901
>>169886
I started that thread that was linked.
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No.169902
>>169891
Only if it was for an armed security job, as I'm a manlet with no fighting skills
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No.169903
Just go back from the physio, he rubbed me so good. I feel so loose now.
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No.169904
>>169903
did you get a boner? I've always avoided physical contact through a service in fear of popping a boner
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No.169905
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No.169906
>>169904
I lay on my belly and let him do his magic, he does as he pleases and I just breathe heavily in delight.
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No.169907
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No.169908
>>169905
NK in the back with his prey
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No.169909
>>169907
He digs his fingers in and works my throbbing muscle while stretching me in all the right places.
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No.169910
Our poor NEETs are so starved for physical affection that they form unhealthy relationships with physios.
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No.169911
>>169909
i hope you told him that behind was a no area and that you will tell mummybot
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No.169912
>>169910
I also charge the wagies for my sensual weekly visits to his body manipulation parlor.
>>169911
we have an understanding and have doctor patient confidentiality.
what happens in the physio stays in the physio
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No.169913
>>169884
>tfw we will never know if (>>169881) hatred towards faggots is because of his daddy
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No.169914
Who do you like NEETs? I've got a few dollars to put on.
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No.169915
>>169912
>what happens in the physio stays in the physio
You can tell Dan though, he knows all of our deepest secrets
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No.169916
>>169914
Is this the post before you post:
>tfw no food, darts or goon
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No.169917
>>169914
Go put it on Dan, you're sure to pick a winner there.
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No.169918
>>169914
Bet on the fast horse dog
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No.169919
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No.169920
>>169915
I doubt even big danny boy could get as deep as the physio
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No.169921
>>169914
Put it on the one that will win.
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No.169922
>>169920
True, Dan cannot be doing that at the counter
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No.169923
>>169921
>>169918
We can always get a cash advance from Cenno and win it back
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No.169924
>>169914
I have put my $3 on Lethal Kid.
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No.169925
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No.169926
>>169924
You go lethal kid!
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No.169927
Taking the bus to my first time at work slavery, wish me luck neets
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No.169928
>>169914
Put it on doggo neet's doggo. That doggo has character.
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No.169929
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No.169930
>>169927
Don't come back, we don't want your kind around here.
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No.169931
Our boy Lethal Kid has lost I'm afraid to report.
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No.169932
>>169931
Did he at least kill one of the other dogs?
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No.169933
>>169927
I always found the bus sort of comfy, I didn't mind it.
Where do you work anon?
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No.169934
>>169929
thanks mate, having this job puts me in a grey area between wagie and neet as it's only a few hours a day and it's totally off the books, cash in hand
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No.169935
>>169933
It's a cash in hand job, off the books, picking up bikes for this chinks bike business
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No.169936
>>169930
Like i said, it puts me in a grey area between wagie and neet, but I'll let the neet council be a judge of this
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No.169937
tfw flat out bored of everything
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No.169938
>tfw lost my prescription for the antidepressants I've been taking
>out of pills too
I haven't taken them for about 4 days, I had a pretty bad headache yesterday and was feeling dizzy. Could it be related? Feel fine today though
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No.169939
>>169935
You pick up bikes without a vehicle?
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No.169940
>>169938
enjoy your brain zaps and crippling depression
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No.169941
>>169938
Withdrawal symptoms like a headache are not uncommon when you cease taking anti-depressants. Ideally you would have tapered down your dose and eased off them slowly.
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No.169942
I think that if I shale ever fall from NEETdom and end up a wagie I would refrain from posting in NEETgen.
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No.169943
NEETs should not abet the Chinks' dodgy work practices. You should report these slant-eyed cunts that are paying you cash.
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No.169944
>>169938
I tend to feel weird rather than get headaches when I come off medication. But I'd suggest getting more and tapering off rather than stopping suddenly.
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No.169945
>>169942
What else would you do with your spare time? Becoming a wagie doesn't suddenly give you friends so you don't need to fill the void with assorted internet shitposters
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No.169946
>>169943
Yeah, we wouldn't want centrelink to overpay us
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No.169947
>>169941
Yeah, I can't be fucked going and getting another prescription tbh
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No.169948
>>169947
You are better off without the pills anyway m8.
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No.169949
>>169943
Nah I've decided on a better approach, I'm doing less work then the chink actually pays me for
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No.169950
>>169939
I uses buses and trains, besides the bikes are usually good to ride
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No.169951
>>169949
That's the neet way to wagecuck
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No.169952
>>169942
PaladinNEET knows right from wrong, sets an example to us all.
>>169943
SnitchNEET is right. Report chinks doing chinky stuff. The centrelink needs those taxes to keep the neetbux flowing. The neetbux must flow.
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No.169953
>>169923
If I lose moni I can find more money in the bank
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No.169954
>>169952
>The neetbux must flow
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No.169955
>>169943
Chinese jewry makes average jews look tame. They are truly the scourge from the east.
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No.169956
eating gherkins on crackers and watching Leatherface
pretty comfy
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No.169957
>>169953
I used to think the bank kept the exact same money I deposited for me. So I deposited my collection of uncommon 50 cent coins and thought I would be able to get the exact same coins back out if I wanted them.
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No.169958
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No.169959
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No.169960
>>169956
>watching Leatherface
One of Gordon Ramsey's shows?
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No.169961
>>169956
If only you'd thought of doing this at 7 in the morning while drinking goon…
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No.169962
>>169954
I think the giant worm was MAX
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No.169963
>>169959
>Another health official said after coming into contact with the obese man he'd been forced to throw his uniform away.
>City health official Jim Chase said: 'The chair was very filthy, a lot of odour to it. Going in the house, the house was not clean.
>The man's landlord said his tenant used to be active and she hadn't noticed his appalling condition because he'd been hiding himself under a blanket whenever she stopped by
What the fuck. How big was this sheet? A tarp? Apparently his chair was covered in shit, piss and maggots. What magical blanket could hide this from house inspection?
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No.169964
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No.169965
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No.169966
>tfw less than 50 posts away from quads
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No.169967
>>169966
Will quads be enough to get cheesecake a girlfriend?
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No.169968
>mfw at this moment the chink is basically paying me to browse the Dan's website and phonepost on neetgen
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No.169969
>>169967
Possibly, we should use them to try
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No.169970
>>169966
you just wasted double dubs, and you think you can handle the raw power of quads?
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No.169971
>>169969
I am feeling like doing some mischief instead.
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No.169972
Do those of you who rent: Do you have to put up with landlord inspections? I don't want to go to all the effort of moving out if i can't be a fat lazy slob to my fullest extent because landlord will require me to clean.
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No.169973
>>169964
The guy with the thousand of bottles of piss was
>The toilet was found to be working, leaving investigators and the guilty man's psychiatrist 'at a loss' to explain the behaviour
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No.169974
i wanna apply for a passport but i litereally have noone that qualifies as a referee as i have no friends or anything, the fuck am i meant to do?
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No.169975
>>169972
Landlord inspections are absolutely standard and you will not be able to avoid them.
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No.169976
>>169974
we will be your referee
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No.169977
>>169974
Are you a client at Max? They might do it for you.
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No.169978
>>169974
Write down your case manager at Max, put down his role as "family friend" and put down their address.
Who else in your life? My references were never contacted and I have the passports here and for the UK. but if they do…
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No.169979
>>169964
>heros
Martyrs. Role Models. Chairneet should have a hollywood action movie made about him.
>>169972
The way of the neet is to tell yourself you're gonna be clean, aspire to it, fail, get thrown out of your place by your outraged landlord and move back in with mummybot.
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No.169980
>>169975
Fuck. I guess owning my own house is the only option then.
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No.169981
>>169975
i never, ever had 1 inspection the entire time i rented, im talking years, only exit inspections to make sure place was clean
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No.169982
>>169977
Great minds think alike>>169978
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No.169983
>>169977
>>169978
nah not on the dole
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No.169984
>>169979
Binneet is my hero. Few people in modern society can admit to their shortcomings and seek help from others for them
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No.169985
>>169972
The real estate does inspections every three months here. The landlord doesn't come, although he does occasionally come over to fix shit because he's too jewish to pay someone to do it.
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No.169986
>>169974
>religion
>islam
done
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No.169987
>>169981
Was that through a private landlord? I think it's different with renting privately than with real estate
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No.169988
>>169983
Write a complaint to Cenno:
>tfw no friends
Write down the details of the person who contacts you and their address is your local cenno address. Rinse and repeat.
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No.169989
>>169974
Just copy the thread url into the form
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No.169990
>>169987
done before, just never inspected, even had a 2 year lease on 1 place and they only did an exit inspection
>>169988
why would i write to cenno? i dont get cennalink payments, they cant do shit for me
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No.169991
>>169988
Don't forget
>tfw when no gf
Only cenno can help you out
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No.169992
>>169990
Where do your bux come from then?
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No.169993
>>169992
who are you, a fkn detective?
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No.169994
>>169968
With the money he makes off your hard work he can buy roast dog
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No.169995
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No.169996
>>169993
he probably wants to know how to get neetbux without dealing with centrelink
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No.169997
Quads for CheesecakeNEET getting some loving from a sensual, dominating physio
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No.170000
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No.170001
Dan's got the lowest price, its his guarantee.
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No.170002
>>170001
haha get fucked shillcunt
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No.170003
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No.170004
>>169959
>A morbidly obese man found fused to a chair he had been stuck in for two years has died, it was revealed today.
This is probably the most acceptable death for a NEET.
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No.170005
>>170000
what a waste cunt
>>169999
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No.170006
>>170005
I was pushing for Danny boy but got phased…
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No.170007
>>170005
I'm going to hang those quads on my wall mate
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No.170008
>>170001
don't sweat it dan, you got quads in my heart
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No.170009
>>170008
That means a lot to me, thanks
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No.170010
>>170000
>wasting quads
What the hell were you thinking?
>>170001
We really need some more DanOC, we don't have enough images of him.
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No.170011
>>170010
We need some Dan porn
>Danned
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No.170012
>>170010
>We really need some more DanOC, we don't have enough images of him.
Dan himself should never change, he is the consistent element in a NEETs life.
>>170011
I 2nd this
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No.170013
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No.170014
I just finished doing big poos but I forgot what you do after poos
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No.170015
>>169938
>>tfw lost my prescription for the antidepressants I've been taking
>>out of pills too
>I haven't taken them for about 4 days, I had a pretty bad headache yesterday and was feeling dizzy. Could it be related? Feel fine today though
Stupidest shit Ive heard in a while. You do know abruptly stopping them can get you suicidal and psychotic right?
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No.170016
>>170015
Maybe he has been self-medicating?
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No.170017
>>169947
>Yeah, I can't be fucked going and getting another prescription tbh
Sounds like you didnt even need them in the first place faker.
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No.170018
>>170017
>the first place faker.
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No.170019
>>170018
>>the first place faker.
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No.170020
Just got back from my bike ride
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No.170021
>>170019
>>>the first place faker.
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No.170022
>>169914
Lethal Kid
Quick, do it before Greyhounds are banned in your state
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No.170023
>>170015
I've heard of that before only from the general, I've never been suicidal before, I'm not as fucked up as you cunts
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No.170024
>>169928
Do you mean my doggo who died?
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No.170025
>>170021
>>>>the first place faker.
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No.170026
>>170022
>>170023
>I'm not as fucked up as you cunts
Why are you here then?
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No.170027
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No.170028
>>170023
>I've heard of that before only from the general, I've never been suicidal before, I'm not as fucked up as you cunts
You - taking psychotropic pills you dont need, abruptly stopping them and telling the Neet General we the ones who areare 'fucked up'/
lol
The irony is not lost PsychoNEET.
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No.170029
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No.170030
>>170025
>>>>>the first place faker.
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No.170031
>>170026
>>I'm not as fucked up as you cunts
>Why are you here then?
Normies pretending to be Neets because they saw that its cool on some dirtbag subreddit somewhere.
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No.170032
>>170030
>>>>>>the first place faker.
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No.170033
>>170032
>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170034
>>170033
>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170035
>>170010
This Dan is being saved for a special moment, so no saving.
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No.170036
>>170031
You are avoiding the question.
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No.170037
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No.170038
>>169928
how do you know my doggo?
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No.170039
>>170023
>not as fucked up as you cunts
soon…
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No.170040
>>170034
>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170041
>>170040
>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170042
I found djNEETs mix for tonight
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No.170043
>>170041
>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170044
>>170043
>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170045
>>170036
>You are avoiding the question.
Are you confident you know how the chans work?
I didnt post anything to warrant an answer.
Youre asking the wrong Neet
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No.170046
>>170044
>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170047
What the fuck was Dan on in 2012?
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No.170048
>>170046
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170049
>>170047
Dan was getting the dyke cunts pissed so RapeNEET could get them
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No.170050
>>170048
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170051
>>170045
>Are you confident you know how the chans work?
I hope so after being on them for 9+ years
>I didnt post anything to warrant an answer.
You didn't provide an answer but quoted a question that asked why you were here?
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No.170052
>>170050
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170053
>>169974
I'd be happy to do a referee for you for a hospitality or labourer job, if you want I'll give you my email
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No.170054
>>170019
>le beard normie meme
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No.170055
>>170052
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170056
>>170055
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170057
>>170056
>>170056
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170058
>>170057
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170059
>>170058
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170060
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No.170061
>>170059
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170062
I don't even understand what is going on.
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No.170063
>>170060
This is a A U T I S M safe space
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No.170064
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No.170065
>>170051
now this is autism
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No.170066
>>170065
Thank you, and well done deflecting another question.
D S P - B U X
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No.170067
>>170061
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170068
>>170067
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the first place faker
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No.170069
>>170013
sounds alright
they probably just want you to stand up at the front and pretend to mix
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No.170070
>>170069
He needs to be the chad larrikin
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No.170071
>>170013
The bit from 8:10 sounds ok for the dancing people
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No.170072
Is this what being a wage is like?
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No.170073
>>170072
Is that a hot chocolate?
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No.170074
>>170013
The bit at 13:13 - 14 would be ok it everyone was off their faces
15:30 ish area is ok for them too
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No.170075
>>170072
most of them dont ride gook bikes for a living though
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No.170076
>>169779
Djing is degenrate but fuck you might as well do it
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No.170077
>>170072
Pretty much, but you sneak a bit of vodka in your coffee to get through the day
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No.170078
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No.170079
>>170078
Going to use any dipping sauce?
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No.170080
Fuck it was hot today and I have a light sunburn just from driving
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No.170081
File: 24249177b43624f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,73.79 KB,634x1055,634:1055,3CE1FFF300000578-4194346-i….jpg)
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No.170082
dubs choose wheter I go to wollies or Coles
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No.170084
>>170079
yeah, probably just sweet chili because it's easy, i could make honey soy
wish i had the kakadu plum sauce, that shit is great
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No.170085
>>170049
I made them right again
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No.170086
>>170084
make mayonaise
mayonaise when home made is the shit, easy too
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No.170087
>>170084
sounds comfy, make sure you clean up to earn those gbp
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No.170088
>>170085
Rape them all straight, you're doing Gods work
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No.170089
>>170088
Yeah but the straight women I rape keep turning into lesbianism so I have to rape them twice
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No.170090
>>170089
How does it work with this?
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No.170091
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No.170092
>>170090
That's what I call overtime
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No.170093
>>170091
That's a big boy meal
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No.170094
>>170093
bit upset there wasn't more tbh, might have to put the corn fritters in next
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No.170095
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No.170096
>>170095
that a prostitute?
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No.170097
>>170095
I'd destroy her in a heartbeat while ensuring I was wearing a condom and she was on the pill so no half nig kids
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No.170098
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No.170099
do you cunts want to learn to make mayonaise
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No.170100
>>170099
Only if you make it in a video
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No.170101
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No.170102
>>170098
same shit different pimp
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No.170103
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No.170104
>>170100
One day neets, not today but one day
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No.170105
>tfw need to start tracking calories again
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No.170106
>>170095
I'll bang her with a hammer
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No.170107
>>170105
I honestly don't get how people get fat, I eat a lot and am a skeleton
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No.170108
>>170105
Just get fat and balloon out
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No.170109
>>170107
>I eat a lot
No you don't mate. You think you do, but you don't.
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No.170110
>>170108
But I want to lose my virginity and get a gf
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No.170111
>>170109
how much do you eat
I know I'm probably at about 16mj a day
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No.170112
>>170110
being skinny won't stop that
fuck fat fetished for woemnen are more of a thing than skinny fetishes
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No.170113
>>170110
You have to be fat to get gf
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No.170114
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No.170115
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No.170118
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No.170121
>>170114
shit hide the shitposts
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No.170126
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No.170129
>>170126
what a cunt, I wanted to go to Dans with the BO
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No.170130
>>170113
girls are only attracted to men who are large enough to make them feel small and feminine. Get huge brah.
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No.170132
>>170129
BO is Dan. Why do you think there's so much danshilling?
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No.170133
tfw the day is somehow over already
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No.170134
>>170132
I thought Dan was RapeNEET
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No.170135
>>170132
oh shit i think you're onto something m80
>whisky talk in the neet general
>whisky magically goes on sale at dans the week after
ardbeg 10 for $75 oh lordy
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No.170136
>>170132
Explains why i long for interaction with him so badly.
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No.170137
>>170135
If Dans was the BO little lambs would get axed
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No.170138
>>170135
>call BO Dan
>specials appear in the NEETgen
a-are you him?
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No.170139
>>170137
>>170138
maybe we're all dan?
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No.170140
>>170139
but we're not all BO
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No.170141
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No.170142
>>170053
i want a passport not a fucking job
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No.170143
>>169733
Its only select areas in QLD and boong communities. They aren't rolling it out nationally. Stop fear mongering.
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No.170144
>>170140
yeah this got confusing quick
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No.170145
>>170142
I can pretend to be a family member then? what do you want? isn't it just to confirm you are who you say you are?
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No.170146
>>170145
i dont think it's a good idea lie on a passport app, last thing i want is it being cancelled while im overseas, im thinking about going to japan for my first overseas holiday
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No.170147
>>170146
Why would you want to go there
Wtf is it with white people and Japan, it's just a place filled with gooks
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No.170148
>>170146
Didn't we have a neet who went to japan a few weeks ago? What happened to him, did he get arrested?
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No.170149
>>170148
He probably left us for a group of Japanese neets
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No.170150
>>170147
because it's first on my list to go and see, what do you care?
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No.170151
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No.170152
>>170149
>japanese neets
they don't mess around so you're probably right about him leaving us
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No.170153
>>170150
Why don't you go to Alice springs instead, plenty of hot boong bitches willing to put out for a case of vb
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No.170154
So I go to wollies and how the fuck did I not know cheesecakes were $3
No wonder CheesecakeNEET loves them
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No.170155
>>170152
What happened, did someone deny them Cask Sake at Dan Maruphi san's house
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No.170156
>>170155
I meant Dan Murufi sans
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No.170158
>>170153
>hot boong bitches
Never use those words again.
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No.170159
>>170155
reading the wiki it was tfw no gf and he was a wagie
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No.170160
>>170158
it is pretty hot in the middle of aus though
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No.170161
>>170158
Why would anyone want HIV though and other nasty diseases?
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No.170162
>>170159
>wanting a gf in the land of superior cute 2d women
can't be that mate
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No.170163
>only five beers left
>want to get drunk
I wish I had a gooklady to deliver me grog
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No.170164
>>170163
pour them all into a bucket and scull the lot
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No.170165
>>170158
they are an illusive creature but they do exist
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No.170166
>>170162
I read the wiki, it seemed like it was more of a case that his dishonoured his family by not doing well in school
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No.170167
>>170163
No wonder your mum kicked you out, it must have been like living with a white boong for her
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No.170168
>>170164
>>170163
mix cough syrup and whatever goodies you can find in the bathroom in it too
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No.170169
>>170165
Eh that is clearly a halfie
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No.170170
>>170163
buy some goon next time
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No.170171
>>170169
What do you think Alice blacks are?
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No.170172
>>170166
Shit I did that and the only thing I've killed is the neet general. Asians are crazy
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No.170173
>>170162
Japanese men were forced to invent anime girls because they couldn't stand the real ones.
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No.170174
>>170173
Where's our fucking anime? Australian women are gross
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No.170175
>>170174
It's a thing though you need to be in the dreaming to watch it
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No.170176
>>170130
Turns out Chad Dotcom dumped his flip mail order wife and now has a white girl half his age instead.
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No.170177
>>170174
>Australian women are gross
you just don't have the equipment to handle a fully fleshed, Australian beauty.
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No.170178
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No.170179
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No.170180
>>170174
You just haven't had a real Australian woman.
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No.170181
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No.170182
>>170180
That's cum all over her face
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No.170183
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No.170184
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.170185
>>170181
You'll find out later
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No.170186
>>170182
Nothing like a subservient slut who aims to please.
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No.170187
About to head out on another bike ride
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No.170188
>>170184
That's an awesome show.
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No.170189
>>170187
Call in and say g'day.
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No.170190
>>170187
Have you got a goonbag basket on the front of your bike?
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No.170191
>>170189
>I just realised Bicycle Beer is not Beer delivered by Bicycle but rather a shitty melbourne hipster brew
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No.170192
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>>170188
aus anime > gookshit animation
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No.170193
>>170191
I can just imagine the boongs forming raid gangs to steal the bush chooks as they ride through the neighborhood
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No.170194
>>170191
I didnt even know where brunswick was, i was thinking perth.
I jst saw it and knew it would be good for bikeriderNEET
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No.170195
>>170192
>The mayor pelican's voice
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No.170196
>>170194
There is a Brunswick a couple of hours from Perth. Nothing there but cows though
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No.170197
>>170196
>fucking brunswick
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No.170198
>>170195
yeah voice acting was top notch then
what the fuck happened?
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No.170199
>tfw having a silent break down in my room and want to drink heavily but there's no alcohol and I'm too anxious to go out of my room
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No.170200
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>>170198
I'm watching an episode of it now, all of them are really distinctive.
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No.170201
>>170199
Doesn't the store shut at 8pm on weekdays too
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No.170202
>>170200
tfw just realised we're the dingoes
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No.170203
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>>170200
yeah listening to this in the background and you can tell it's just the same few people putting on different accents
we really had it good back then
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No.170204
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No.170205
I've got some sweet chilli tendies but no dipping sauce for them fuck
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No.170206
>>170204
fuck why don't we get that all we get is Aldi Liquor
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No.170207
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No.170208
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No.170209
>>170208
do you have cooking oil
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No.170210
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No.170211
go on, teach us how to make mayo
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No.170212
>>170210
I'm going to go through the next ingredients right now
Do you have Vinigar
Do you have Mustard
Do you have salt
Do you have lemons or Lime
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No.170213
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No.170214
>>170213
I love fucking my women mates
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No.170215
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No.170216
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No.170217
>>170215
I fucked my mummybots life, if that counts
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No.170218
>>170211
Ok I usually make bigger batches but it's just for you so I'll give ya a smaller recipe
1 Egg yolk with 2 tsp of vinigar and mnustard and a small pinch of salt
Then whisk it up, if you have a hand mixer then great, if not get a towel around the bowl you're mixing it in after this
Next slowly add 2rds of a cup of Veg Oil to the mix, if you're hand whisking the towel stops the bowl from moving when you whisk so you can whisk and add the oil
keep doing this until the mayo is at a consistency you want it at, either adding in more or less oil, if you fuck up and split it as soon as fucking possible get some boiling water and get that in, if it's too thick some cold water will do
You can add lemon juice/rind, Garlic, and all sorts of stuff
>>170216
I think you need the Mustard to hold the mayo together but it might just be the vinigar, can't remember though I know Hollandaise/Bernaise doesn't have mustard and comes out nice
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No.170219
>>170212
I have some kewpie mayonnaise. What else do i need?
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No.170220
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No.170221
well neets I'm off to bed
have fun and don't let mumbot steal your goon
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No.170222
>>170217
You're a piece of shit for doing that to your mum m8. All you cunts that seriously do this should be fucking ashamed of yourselves
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No.170223
I'm off to bed too, night guys.
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No.170224
>>170223
Good night, Christcuck.
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No.170225
I just want the bad thoughts to stop. I have no one to talk to, why can't I be happy at this time of the year? Why must my life be such a struggle? I don't understand.
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No.170226
>>170222
Honestly it's probably not that bad. I just think if I'd done a bit better growing up she'd have more to feel proud about
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No.170227
>>170225
Struggle is core in human existence. People need it. A life of constant pleasure is a waste.
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No.170229
Update: finished the five beers.
My dream of getting drunk tonight will join my other dreams in life's wheelie bin
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No.170230
The big fight's about to start lads, who're you rooting for? I'm going for Horny Jeff of course
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No.170231
>>170230
Im rooting for rapeneet
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No.170232
going for a NEET water cruise tomorrow lads
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No.170235
>>170232
Is that a piss thing?
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No.170236
>>170225
>I have nobody to talk to
Am I a nobody now, thankls mate
>>170230
Why would a fight in brissy be starting so late
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No.170237
>>170236
If you're not a nobody you don't belong here
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No.170238
>>170232
Where are you cruising?
>>170231
Isn't being a boxer basically being a NEET, all they seem to do is eat a lot of food punch some bags and then once a year punch some guy
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No.170239
>>170237
oh in those words sure, it's just why would you talk to a somebody then when you can talk to us
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No.170240
>>170238
I'm sure lots of us are neets with rage too. Boxing could be good for us
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No.170241
>>170240
Imagine Title fight of the year
RapeNEET vs CheesecakeNEET
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No.170242
>>170241
I bet Cheesy's pent up rage would come out and blow rapeneet away
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No.170243
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No.170244
>>170238
Just up the river, been too long. Nice Thursday morning there should be no normie boomers out making waves or any wog faggots on their jetskis ruining the peace.
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No.170245
Man I didn't realize the new Jew Wars came out this week
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No.170246
>>170241
>>170242
I reckon warehouseNEET would be our #1 contender though, who else would make a good NEETfight? I for one would like to btfo the poojeet poster
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No.170247
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No.170248
Gooklady said her usual "have good night", and I joked back "see you tomorrow", she giggled. Got a 6 pack because I've got the day off tomorrow, probably the wrong move but I'll be right, still off of the darts since the weekend. Gotta go to the doctors and centrelink and mums place. Work said its because the machines are broken but they clearly arent, I wonder if they're just punishing me for the days I took off from my last bender.
Got another conundrum, the Sikh guy I work the mill with often drives past as I'm exiting the bottle-o, can't let him know I'm a pisshead.
>>170246
I got into a few fights in highschool and punched a guy last year over a drunken argument about music volume. I wouldn't back me too generously but its worth a shot.
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No.170249
>>170248
>can't let him know I'm a pisshead
not like a raghead can judge
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No.170250
>>170099
Would cheap caged-eggs do the trick?
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No.170251
>>170250
>caged eggs
absolute madman
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No.170252
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No.170253
>>170251
chickens are nature's wagecucks
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No.170254
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No.170255
>>170254
commiserations to rapey
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No.170256
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No.170257
>get in a fight once at a park in year 12
>punch him
>he collapses
>knocked out
>panic
>roll him onto his side
>leg it out of there
gives me PTSD to this day fights are no joke anons
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No.170258
>>170244
Find an abo to go with and it will be just like huckleberry finn
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No.170259
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No.170260
>>170257
You didn't even rape him while he was out?
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No.170261
>>170258
tfw haven't seen an abo in your local area ever
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No.170262
>>170261
I saw one the other day and I had to do a double take
Melbourne is a double edged sword
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No.170263
>>170261
must be nice being a cityfag
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No.170266
>>170262
I had a friend who went to Melbourne and he reckoned the whole city smelt like piss
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No.170267
>>169495
And everyone called me pathetic and sad for buying a mannequin, least 'she' only cost me about $200 (including wigs/clothing)
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No.170268
>>170267
We're just jealous mate
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No.170269
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No.170270
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No.170271
Working afternoon shift has had an interesting affect on my lifestyle. I've done it once before but at that time I was lazy piece of shit who had dropped out of uni and became a neet, before getting this job. It didn't really matter then because I didn't have to do anything during the day, now I do, so I can't just stay up until 5am like I used to. It's kinda forced me to be disciplined, but I still hate going to work because it means basically the end of the day, I don't get much time at all after work to just relax and have "fun", indifferent to this tradeoff.
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No.170272
>>170271
I can't stand any shift but the morning shift. Getting up and being straight into your routine is tolerable but spending every day thinking "only X hours till work, better start thinking about it" fucking sucks
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No.170273
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No.170274
>>170073
Nah coffee
>>170075
Tbh Dan's wouldn't be that bad of a job, the staff discount would be the comfiest part
>>170077
I actually had a 500ml can of beer in my break
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No.170275
>>170138
I think a bot that would post all the Dan's specials for the week in every neetgen would be bretty gud
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No.170276
I am feeling pretty utterly hopeless at the moment.
It feels like I climb one peak only to discover an even bigger one right in front of me, previously obscured from view.
I start to wonder if these tribulations will ever end.
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No.170277
Did my last delivery at 8, the whole day wasn't even that bad, only 2 deliveries and 50 bucks made, Had a nice break in which I had a can of beer by the river then went to maccas for dinner. Thought of going to Dan's once I was done but realised it was closed, went to the gym for a few hours instead
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No.170278
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No.170279
Maybe not going to Dan's before my last delivery was a bit of a mistake, The Jim and coke i had for tonight is at room temperature because I forgot to but it in the fridge before leaving
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No.170280
>>170276
There isn't much I'm looking forward too apart from an earlier payday because of NYE, the Summer Tennis/Cricket and the fact I won't be slaving away during the hot Summer days. Just remember that you'll go nowhere if you stop climbing altogether. And stop looking at fat-arsed women
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No.170281
>>170277
Don't lie you were with him again!
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No.170282
>>170280
>And stop looking at fat-arsed women
What would this accomplish?
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No.170283
>>170282
C E L L U L I T E
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No.170284
>>170283
Cellulite is hot imo
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No.170285
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No.170286
>>170281
I was tempted to go see those gooks this morning for a longneck but I decided to walk the straight and narrow path to Dan's instead
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No.170287
>>170281
Not so fast you slant-eyed motherfucker
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No.170288
Chicken sandwich and soup for midnight feasting, then a movie and bed. Will try the productive meme again tomorrow
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No.170289
>>170285
iktf mate i had poopy seed shells scratching my bum hole today
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No.170290
Good night nightcrawlers. I can't do all-nighters during Summer as it's near-impossible to sleep during the day cause of the heat.
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No.170291
It seems the neet thread is filling up with wagies with everyone so quick to go off to bed…
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No.170292
>>170291
They're all at the gay sex party your not invited to
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No.170293
Fuck its hot in the neetshed bros
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No.170294
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No.170295
How do other neets deal with the loneliness and depression
The past month I've just been so lonely and have I've had no contact with anyone for a long time, I just feel like exploding
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No.170296
>>170295
>How do other neets deal with the loneliness and depression
Not very well. Junkfood,booze and internet use. I think the only solution is to pull your finger out and put yourself out there to meet people. Internet communities where you actually get to know people personally always turn to shit.
I think there is one neet who goes to a mens shed.
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No.170297
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No.170298
>>170295
I dont deal with it, i just fill my life with as many distractions as i can until hopefully i die before it catches up with me.
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No.170301
Morning neets, what's for breakfast? I'm having some spicy korean instant noodles.
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No.170302
>>170301
Nothing, it's already too warm for my liking - not to mention it'll hit 41 degrees today. The only good thing about summer is that it's generally too hot to eat. How are the noodles?
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No.170303
>>170302
I forgot to throw an egg in, so I gotta reheat them now. But they're gonna be spicy, I predict that.
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No.170304
>>170295
I deal with it by talking with you guys
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No.170307
>>170281
>>170287
The degeneracy that happens here late at night is absolutely disgusting…images of non-Dan grog shops being posted…
>>170266
>I had a friend
REEEEEEEEEEE! Normies out!
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No.170310
>>170301
Good morning. I think I will have some lasagne that I made yesterday fro breakfast. Personally I think it tastes best cold.
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No.170311
>>170301
morning, probably more coffee and jerky
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No.170312
>>170232
>water cruise
that sounds great, i was looking on gumtree yesterday at tinnies and cheap boats in the $1-3k range. Need to save though.
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No.170313
>>170246
monkwagie wouldn't fight, he'd be scared of breaking him manicured chad nails or getting his "fascist" haircut out of place.
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No.170315
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No.170316
I am hoping my Food Processor will be delivered again today after the mess yesterday.
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No.170318
He returned again.
I hate waiting for fucking a whole day for a reply.
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No.170321
>>170316
You should complain if it doesn't rock up today.
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No.170322
Haven't smoked dope in years (i had one cone earlier this year at a wake) and i'm getting a memory smell thing.
I got this sudden smell/feeling of freshly chopped sticky bud, like the smell in the hand muller thing.
Strange how the mind works. Felt good just thinking about it.
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No.170323
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What is the plan for today neetos?
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No.170324
>>170318
What are you talking about?
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No.170326
>>170323
surviving the holiday season
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No.170327
>>170324
BO in the other thread
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No.170328
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No.170329
>>170327
why do you even care?
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No.170330
>>170329
I long for acknowledgment of my existence from a notable character and he's the closest i will ever get.
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No.170331
>>170330
You should try donating all your money to some roastie streamer. She will acknowledge your existence when the donations come in and you can jerk off too.
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No.170332
My doggo took a wound on the top of his head when he nearly killed that cat the other day. He came to nuzzle me on my face last night and I felt something wet which was weird because his nose and mouth weren't touching me, Anyway it turned out he was rubbing some sort of fluid which is leaking from this wound all over my mouth and face.
There is a big wet squishy lump on the top of his head. I hope it will clear up.
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No.170333
>>170331
>tfw camneet probably starved to death while on the dsp
>>170332
best you can do without a vet is grab a clean swab and clean up the discharge with a saline solution, otherwise if the bump becomes infected you'll have to take him in for drainage and antibiotics
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No.170334
>>170323
Gonna buy some piss
>>170301
Might have some egg on toast today
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No.170335
>>170332
Probably and abscess. Cat claws have heaps of bacteria and their bites are bad too. Same with dogs
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No.170336
Earlier I saw something which triggered bad feels and gave me a jolt in my stomach and spun me into a depression. It was a trivial thing, but the feels it caused were real.
Anyway, I just did today's barbell curls and immediately felt better. The lifting is an immediate mood improver. I recommend it to all NEETs.
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No.170337
>>170336
tell us what it was cunt
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No.170338
>>170337
I will not reveal my weaknesses for malicious neets to exploit.
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No.170339
>>170338
We're trustworthy people neeto, none of us would harm a fly
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No.170340
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No.170341
>>170340
Why would asio need to stalk here? I for one don't have anything illegal to hide, is that the same for you fellow unemployed white male between the age of 18 and 30?
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No.170342
>>170341
Pretty much everything in this country is a crime.
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No.170343
>>170342
Pretending to be a neet on the internet isn't though
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No.170345
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No.170346
>>170345
Of course, we're stealing all their hard earned money with our bitcoins and our video games
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No.170348
>>170336
yeah, I have a theory it's not the lifting but the relief when you stop lifting that drives this feeling.
>>170332
Hope he gets well, we've already lost one neetgen doggo, we can't lose any more.
>>170311
>jerky
We pride ourselves on being a tolerant, open minded and pluralistic community here, but who the hell eats jerky for breakfast?
>>170310
>cold lasagne
Excellent choice anon. I think you won the breakfast round today.
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No.170349
>>170348
Jerky is great for every meal. Lasagne and noodles are far weirder
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No.170350
>>170295
What are they like?
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No.170351
>>170348
>who the hell eats jerky for breakfast?
i do
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No.170352
>>170328
What are they like? *
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No.170353
>>170335
My aunties dog died years ago because it was scratched in the eye by a cat, the infection from the claw killed it
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No.170354
Looks like Boogie is getting a divorce
Fagneet will be a happy woman tonight
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No.170355
Did Boogie's wife even let him fuck her?
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No.170356
>>170355
He probably had to use a substitute penis
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No.170357
>>170356
The substitute penis was probably attached to a substitute man too.
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No.170358
>>170354
She's gonna take all his fat guy bux
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No.170359
>>170358
Him surviving wasn't part of her plan
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No.170360
>>170358
>fat guy bux
Where do I apply for mine?
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No.170361
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No.170362
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No.170363
>>170338
you can trust us neeto
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No.170365
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No.170366
Out of bed at 11. Fuck, now I'm gonna be stressed while I go to cenno and the docs and get my shit done. Shouldn't have had that 6 pack
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No.170367
Any of you tried these? They're pretty good and easy.
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No.170369
I'm thinking I shouldn't use the internet until I've seen the new Star Wars, because of the amount of cunts that just love to post spoilers. Like the post I just hid, and am hoping it's fake news considering it was a tweet from Trump. Is anyone else planning on or have already seen it?
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No.170370
>>170366
Best of luck, let us know how it all goes
>>170367
No, is it similar to naan bread?
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No.170371
>>170369
I might see it today if it's not sold out
Gotta work tomorrow and fuck going on weekends or school holidays, so it's now or never
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No.170372
>>170370
yeah, it's pretty much the same as naan but i bit thinner and more like puff pastry
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No.170373
>>170301
Had a house-made bacon&egg muffin with melted cheese, a slice of tomato and lettuce. So much better than Maccas or HJs. Went out and bought a decent coffee too
>>170303
A spicy poo awaits you
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No.170374
These people on Gumtree are annoying you tell them one price and they lowball you so hard or want you to include extras.
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No.170375
>>170362
This guy is such a cunt. He takes no responsibility for himself. It was his "anxiety issues" doing all those terrible things, not him.
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No.170377
>>170373
>tomato and lettuce.
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No.170378
>>170375
Half the cunts here do the same.
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No.170379
New Star Wars is typical modern blockbuster bullshit. The usual awful action movie garbage combined with leftwing SJW politcal agenda. Awful dialogue, shitty characters. I will torrent the last Jedi when it becomes available but no way would I go to a cinema to see it.
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No.170380
My Food Processor just got delivered. It was delivered by a literal mong. He made a "doot doot doot" sound as he slapped on my door and then mumbled incomprehensibly at me before handing me my box and walking away. His handler was waiting for him in the truck.
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No.170381
>>170379
I wonder if this is how people felt when eps 1, 2 & 3 come out, I was only 11 or something and i didnt have the internet back then
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No.170382
>>170380
>not speaking mong
you probably hurt his feelings by not dooting back
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No.170383
>>170375
You're just jelly because boogie now weighs less than 200kg, and is developing that ripped chad physique women can't resist.
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No.170384
Where'd all my (You)'s go from the first half of the thread? Why does that happen?
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No.170385
>>170383
Next he will get a fashy haircut, move into a warehouse and start posting mildly exhibitionist selfies to a neet forum to boost his self esteem.
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No.170386
>>170371
I thought school would've been finished nation-wide by now. What state are you in, I'm QLD
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No.170387
>>170374
Tell them no deal, I was reading a whirlpool thread about this and the minute someone wants extras (free items, special delivery) after getting a discount he just puts the price back up. Sounds fair.
There was a story about a gook who got so desperate for a bargain he wanted a further discounted price by offering the guy food from the servo despite having the money to pay him. He was at the servo withdrawing money 'multiple times' because of the 'withdrawal limit' to pay this guy even after agreeing to a price before coming to his house.
>>170378
The problem is not the other half of cunts, but is how people viewed anxiety overall. When I had a mental breakdown, it was just something I needed to get over and that attitude was not helping at all by expecting me to instantly recover. The irony being those same permanent employees can get time off for mental health issues and expect to be treated with respect while doing so.
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No.170388
>>170381
Most people went to see them but there were a few contrarians too
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No.170389
>>170386
WA. Public schools finish today, i think private ones finished last week though
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No.170390
>>170387
I think the view of anxiety has changed heaps in the past 10 years. I was talking to my mechanic (he's a mans man type cunt) and he was going on about how he didnt want to tell anyone about his issues for ages because he was worried people would see him as a softcock but everyone sort of knew that it was a real thing when he started going to a shrink, whereas if he did the same 10 years ago they'd say he was bluffing.
I was telling him about how i'm trying to find work but i'm physical dspNEET and how it's good and bad that because of that people just expect me to be a nutjob.
But yeah, anyway, if you had a breakdown today i think more cunts would be empathetic about it.
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No.170391
>>169648
go to >>>/pol/ you cunt.
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No.170392
>>170384
>utorrent
>chrome botnet
>INTERNET EXPLORER not even edge
>has cortana enabled
>windows 10
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No.170393
>>170354
>Boogie getting cucked
man who saw that coming? incoming 10,000 MGTOWs jerking their dicks about it and boogie's enabling fan base sucking his cock for the next decade
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No.170394
G'day NEETs
How is everyone holding on this cunt of a hot day? (40 C, Fringe Sydney).
Two threads behind. Acting on Self-improvement. Tried to stay away from here and went out to beach and exercise and all but Who am i Kidding. I won't give up tho.
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No.170395
Another day on planet earth.
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No.170396
>>170390
>>170387
The problem is normalfags. They say "oh dear golly I sure feel a bit nervous today, better call it an anxiety disorder" as well as cancerous parasites like Boogie who use it to scapegoat. This is why if you go for a mental health plan with a GP they get you to do that stupid form because faggots that have a breakup claim it's a prohibitive stress and want cheap counseling for sympathy buxs. If you want a mental health plan and legit need it, go to a private practice. I go to one and he just sends a referral off to a clinic of my choosing without the stupid form and even bulk bills me because I'm useless. If you go to a trash public GP you will have to wait a few days for them to do it, which can be important time if something's put you into full sperg mode
>>170352
They seem good. First appearances are that they care and aren't in it to milk government bux like Max or Sarino Russo. The woman told me I would have to do group stuff, which caused me to spill my spaghetti. Instead of saying "get in the pit, fagget" she was helpful and told me to call cenno for a re-evaluation.
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No.170397
>>170374
Or just not turn up at all, I only ever buy from Gumtree. Selling is ismply too much of a hassle imo, I've had proper spergouts and screamed down the phone before at snarky boomers
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No.170398
>>170379
When was the last Hollywood movie that wasn't complete dogshit? Even normies are not watching their dogshit movies anymore, the last few times I've been to a cinema its' been near empty.
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No.170399
>>170396
>The problem is normalfags.
I stopped reading here, not because of how much I disagree, but because of how much I agree.
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No.170400
>>170367
Roti are very easy to make and taste great fresh from the stovetop. Use a high protein flour (bread flour). You can get a box of it at woolies for around 3bux. More expensive that shitty flour but it is much better.
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No.170401
>>170398
Hollywood's just having a bad year. They'll be back.
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No.170402
>>170332
You should take him to the vet
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No.170403
>>170396
>The problem is normalfags. They say "oh dear golly I sure feel a bit nervous today, better call it an anxiety disorder" as well as cancerous parasites like Boogie who use it to scapegoat.
100%, applies for depression as well. I think the whole anti-depressant and "talk about your fee fees" with some uppity professional is a massive waste of time. The turbo failed normies who largely couldn't get into a Medicine degree who all do psychology are not going to be able to help you much. You must overcome it from within.
In other news I had a great NEETcruise this morning on the river.
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No.170404
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No.170405
>>170392
yeh, i'm pretty cool
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No.170406
>>170394
you better go through and read every post cunt
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No.170407
>>170246
>Gooklady said her usual "have good night", and I joked back "see you tomorrow", she giggled.
Hmm m80, is she hot in any way or an old bitch?
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No.170408
>>170377
The way it should be, not only does it make the muffin more visually appealing but also tastes better and will help aid digestion
>>170379
Why bother watching it at all when you hold such a negative view?
>>170389
You're a strange lot
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No.170409
>>170396
It's also a relatively new field and all the shrinks are basically pseudo-scientists.
I've been diagnosed with all sorts of things and each quack had given me a different thing.
They don't know what they are talking about, especially the ones who only understand it from a theoretical level.
I had one shrink who used to work in Canada with the eskimos and then in NZ with the maori youths, he was the only one (out of 6) that knew anything, i suspect he also was a 60's acid freak and went through some heavy shit himself.
By "normalfags", I think they're not lying sometimes, if you were raised in a good neighbourhood, with loving a family and provided for and you know, all the good shit, when your dog dies or something that's pretty trivial for a lot of us who were raised by junkies and locked in rooms made to shit in a toy chest for years (or whatever) anyway, that could make them have an actual breakdown because they are not accustomed to the harshness of existence
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No.170410
>>170400
I've seen the dough and it looks too sticky and messy
a pack of 30 is about $6 i think so i'll just do it the easy way
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No.170411
>>170277
>drinking before driving
Are you on your opens? I would never touch any drinks before driving anywhere. I don't drink anyway really
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No.170412
>>170406
I'll get there if you shut the fuck up cunt. Still Going through last thread. Fuck it moves fast these day.
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No.170413
>>170412
this one will probably be over by the time you catch up
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No.170414
>>170394
Go to Bondi and take some (read; a lot) of creepshots
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No.170415
>>170414
Go back to Reddit
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No.170416
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No.170417
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No.170418
>>170369
>caring about being spoiled
Sucks to be you m8, I don't give a shit about spoilers, it's about the journey, not the destination
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No.170419
At cenno, no cute young poojeeta mums, just deadshits and gooks
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No.170420
>>170409
I just had a wacky realisation, my toy chest was one of these old frog toy chests, it was a bit different but pretty much the same.
>i used to do my poo poo's in the frog
God has an awesome sense of humour
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No.170421
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No.170422
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>170410
Doesn't have to be a wet dough. The plain roti I made was just a basic dough; combined in bowl until together then knead for 8mins and leave for at least 30mins to become silky smooth (not a proof, no yeast, but lets the gluten relax and the dough becomes an absolute pleasure to work with).
Wet doughs like with boules are interesting. Sometimes bakers can be autistic and insist on kneading a wet dough for a standard loaf (you'll need a scraper to knead it), but usually you can really just combine it in the bowl until it's together then knead it unless the dough is high hydration like in the embed.
but yeah just buy it unless you like baking. Everyone should work with a good dough at least once in their life though. It's fun
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No.170423
>>170419
>cute young poojeeta mums
does such a thing exisst? ffs
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No.170424
>>170422
That was really cool to watch. I had a friend who's mum had a break maker and I watched her make it with that a couple times but nothing like that.
Looks therapeutic.
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No.170427
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No.170434
>>170419
stop living in the city
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No.170437
>>170422
>at least once in their life though
Have made a dough for calzones which was pretty easy. You do much baking?
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No.170438
>>170437
yes I'm about to make a bloomer loaf. I wouldn't mind being a baker one day but i need to get my license and a car since there's no transport during baking hours
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No.170441
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No.170442
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No.170443
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No.170444
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No.170446
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