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File: 5f3df9cd5c63072⋯.jpg (15.47 KB,267x400,267:400,howard-and-costello.jpg)

 No.157930 [Last50 Posts]

You didnt get 200 posts in the last thread cunt, I won the no. of posts and you know it.

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 No.157933

>>157917

93

my ratio is less than 1:1

pretty shit tbh

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 No.157935

Fuck I'm sorry for making that other thread, didn't refresh right before posting it

I did report myself though

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 No.157937

>>157933

>>157930

>we have an over 200, a 93 and me at somewhere above 100

are we the entirety of NEETDOM

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 No.157938

Anyone else just make up job applications for their newstart

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 No.157940

>>157935

it takes a big man to admit his shortcomings

you're a big fella

>>157937

theres only 6 people on all of /aus/

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 No.157941

>>157940

>theres only 6 people on all of /aus/

Welp

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 No.157942

>>157937

>a 93

no that was my reply count, my post count was 120

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 No.157943

>>157938

fuck off tracey

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 No.157944

File: 9af738ceb7e19c8⋯.jpg (17.34 KB,254x207,254:207,Tracy-Grimshaw (FILEminimi….jpg)

>>157943

when you're least expecting it, i'll be there

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 No.157945

I realised that by arduously counting my real number was 106

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 No.157946

So it's true, there's like six people posting here.

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 No.157947

>>157945

that's still a pretty high power level for these parts

>>157946

yeah, we're all just spergs telling each other to go back to reddit

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 No.157948

holy fuck. i was shitposting about there only being 6 posters, noone has posted in any of the other threads neither.

we're the only people here.

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 No.157949

File: db5cee1787a62a2⋯.jpg (3.85 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20171120_171523.jpg)

Just a few cents short

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 No.157950

Has there ever been report of someone getting their payments cut for making up job applications on newstart?

>>157943

What?

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 No.157951

>>157949

buy a loose carrot rather than the bag

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 No.157952

>>157949

>>157951

oh.. i get it

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 No.157953

I don't

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 No.157954

File: 9ed710496bc5f52⋯.jpeg (4.27 KB,225x225,1:1,reee.jpeg)

>>157930

>No frog in OP's image

>No link to previous thread to make this part of the chain of neetdom

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe! Never send a wagie to do a neet's job! I'm going to the other thread

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 No.157955

>>157953

yeah, it was pretty funny ay?

me neither, but dont tell him. i think it was a communist joke

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 No.157956

>three new threads

>not one follows the accepted OP format

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.157957

>>157954

this is that sperg i mentioned

>>157947

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 No.157958

>>157954

I'm a wagie and I've made most of the recent properly formatted threads

The new breed of neet seems to be bred dumber

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 No.157959

>>157954

Alright, it turns out that the other thread is even shitter than this one

>>157949

Kek is displeased

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 No.157960

>>157956

You'd think with six of us here, one fuckwit would know how to make it

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 No.157962

>>157960

If you put six monkeys near a typewriter they'd just shit everywhere and break the typewriter. We're similar to that.

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 No.157963

>>157962

i dont think they'd talk about how good their shits were though

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 No.157964

File: 0802f3bbe191483⋯.jpg (5.22 KB,236x236,1:1,d903a2fe016d66bddc665d74f5….jpg)

Fuck, just found a big spider inside my house for the first time this year. Kek is not happy

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 No.157965

>>157964

I found a redback in my letterbox the other day. It probably came in the Max envelope

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 No.157966

>>157964

m8 that's the christmas spider

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 No.157967

>>157965

I'd happily let them live in my letterbox if they'd leave my neet safe space alone.

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 No.157968

i found a yowie in my attic. best thing to do with scary things is to just leave them there

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 No.157969

>>157949

Did you know office works sells headphones for $14.88

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 No.157970

>>157968

Why didn't you eat it?

>>157967

Spiders like dark cool places where there are not a lot of people. Just like us.

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 No.157971

I made food

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 No.157972

>>157969

are they white?

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 No.157973

>>157972

I think so

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 No.157974

File: 2ab82ea61639a3e⋯.jpg (385.58 KB,1200x1600,3:4,IMG_20171120_205800.jpg)

Here is my food

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 No.157975

>>157970

It was like 15 years old.

>>157971

so did i the aldi pizza was pretty satisfying

i was a bout to ask for a pic>>157974

are you the neet that was asking what to do with beans?

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 No.157976

>>157974

it looks like a risotto

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 No.157977

>>157976

have any of you made that? i have a packet because i had chicken on risotto at a restaurant and it was awesome but i'm thinking it's easy to fuck up

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 No.157978

>>157969

I just looked online and couldn't find any

However I did notice that ending a price in .88 was common and the prices starting with $14 were all $14.95

Looks like (((somebody))) informed them of their error

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 No.157979

>>157975

>are you the neet that was asking what to do with beans?

Maybe

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 No.157980

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Part 1 of 4 documentary on Jahans.

Get comfy and sit tight NEETs.

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 No.157981

>>157965

I get snails in my letterbox, cunts eat my mail.

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 No.157982

>>157976

it is

>>157977

It's not too hard, chop up your onions, and maybe bacon, saute them a bit, then add rice then stock/goon, as it starts to absorb most of it keep adding stock/goon until you get the rice just with a very small bit of crunchiness left, if you know what Al Dente is go to that level

>>157978

Must of changed it as at the start of the year I bought some headphones for 14.88

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 No.157983

>>157981

Time to copy the French neeto, don't let those homeslugs boss you around

>>157980

Is it actually good like the King Cobra?

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 No.157984

>>157983

It's Black Adam's new channel, the same guy that interviewed Jahans on discord a while ago.

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 No.157985

>>157984

I remember this guy from a while ago, he had an entire channel about spergs and neets.

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 No.157986

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>157983

Nevermind, I had to search it up.

I remember it, hadn't seen it in a long time.

If anyone has no idea what I'm talking about, this is the vid.

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 No.157987

>>157984

I was wondering when he would come back, I stopped browsing /cow/ a month or two ago so I guess it's since then

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 No.157988

>>157981

I hate getting mail anyway.

Guys, if I want to watch aus tv on my computer, what are my options?

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 No.157989

>>157950

When I was with max I never handed my job sheets in and the only times I did I made them up.

They will never ring up your references because bosses are being flooded with thousands of applications for a single job.

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 No.157990

>>157964

Let it crawl up inside your bum so it can spin a web and catch flies

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 No.157992

>>157986

Don't US vets get good money? If he did three tours he should at least have a house.

>>157989

Yeah that's what I thought

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 No.157993

>All the posts making fun of the boomer/shitskin got deleted on whirlpool

Man it was funny watching the faggot get btfo ) =

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 No.157994

what does a wage-goer have to gain by posting in a neet thread?

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 No.157995

>>157994

It being the only remotely active thread on /aus/? Six posters notwithstanding

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 No.157996

>>157995

There is more that six people who post in the NEET thread.

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 No.157997

>>157996

This. Where did this number 6 come from?

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 No.157998

>>157994

Wagies should leave and go post here with the rest of the normies instead:

http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/41238477/

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 No.157999

>>157996

Prove it

>>157997

Three people having the majority of posts in the previous thread

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 No.158000

>>157997

dont argue with the words of the almighty

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 No.158001

>>157997

This cunt >>157940 shilling fake news

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 No.158002

>>157998

>They're all <18 or at most 26

Holy shit, 4chan really is full of newfags

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 No.158003

>>157999

>Prove it

Anyone who isn't a newfag knows there has been many more people who post here, just with different frequencies.

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 No.158004

>>158003

What if I told you those were but my personas?

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 No.158005

>>158004

They aren't. It feels like me and neet king/rapeneet are the only posters who even posted here last year. This thread only started getting shitted up when some idiot posted the link on some shitty halfchan thread.

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 No.158006

>>157998

Why is 4chan even a popular website, posting is so unintuitive you have to click some shitty busses, you have to get rid of all your script blockers so on so forth

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 No.158007

File: 7457faeb3c0eb49⋯.png (404.42 KB,485x326,485:326,The Six Wise Men Of NEETdo….png)

>>158001

>fake news

which one of the 6 are you?

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 No.158008

>>158005

What if I told you you're rapeneet too.

>>158006

It's just a meme that got out of hand.

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 No.158009

>>158007

not him but I'm the manlet that's not a dwarf

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 No.158010

>>158008

we all have a bit of rapeneet in us when he catches us behind the dumpster

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 No.158011

>>158007

>>158008

>>158009

>>158010

This is what I mean, just rife with shitposters who perpetuate bullshit like 'there is only 6 people who post here'. I bet not one of you know who NEET Sensei is, or fagneet.

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 No.158012

>>158011

I'm NEET Sensei

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 No.158013

>>158011

I'm fagneet

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 No.158014

>>158006

Why are amazon and ebay so popular? Do they do something different to their competitors, or is it just the brand name that makes them invincible? Maybe that's all 4chan had going for it, name recognition

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 No.158015

>>158011

you're living in the past man. stop living in the past.

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 No.158016

>>158011

seriousbusinessNEET

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 No.158017

>>158012

>>158013

You aren't, as none of them have posted here in months, and the former years.

>>158015

Why should I accept a bunch of recent migrants from halfchan come and shit up a small comfy community and do nothing but shitpost? It is shit like this that drives the people who have been posting here since the beginning away and then you are just left with a clone of a halfchan thread.

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 No.158018

>>158014

>Why are amazon and ebay so popular?

Unparalleled customer service/protection

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 No.158019

Wish we had unique IDs shown here.

There would be like 10 UID, three of them me on my PC, phone and VPN

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 No.158020

Got back a little while ago from my NEET shop.

Bought a bottle of Glenmorangie, $65 at Liquorland. My first time trying Whiskey. I will probably open it tomorrow.

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 No.158021

>>158019

exactly.

6 of us.

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 No.158022

>>157804

AlbaNEET?

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 No.158023

>>158020

Are you having it with ice, or mixed with anything?

>>158021

Stop repeating this bullshit halfchan migrant

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 No.158024

I am going to bed now.

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.158025

>>158023

Experts say just a teaspoon or so of water is best.

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 No.158026

I hate it when you are away from your PC in another room and suddenly some page you loaded up earlier starts autoplaying a video and you can hear people talking but your mind doesn't connect it to your PC since you weren't there at the time and you think there is someone in your house and your heart starts racing.

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 No.158027

>>158024

Goodnight.

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 No.158028

>>158024

Goodnight NEET.

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 No.158029

>>158017

Mate I just stopped posting under that name because of faggots like you

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 No.158030

>>158024

Now we have five people posting ) =

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 No.158031

>>158020

>Liquorland

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.158032

>>158029

If you are Sensei (Which you aren't), how since when have you been on the DSP? You wouldn't know because you are some fag larping to make a point.

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 No.158033

>>158026

any thing that's good to watch?

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 No.158034

>>158032

The real Sensei would be able to post pics from his postie bike adventures.

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 No.158035

The 'real sensei' doesn't even post anymore, there are only five NEETs left here.

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 No.158036

>>158012

Neet sensie was the old neet from the old threads

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 No.158037

>>158035

How do you know there are only five NEETs left?

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 No.158038

>>158035

and i go to bed every night around 11-12 so it'd just you 4 getting pissed thinking your talking to 20 cunts

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 No.158039

>>158037

we're not accounting for our multiple personas

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 No.158040

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 No.158041

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 No.158042

Aboriginal enema

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 No.158043

I mean, just look at what's being posted here.

Two guys saying that there are six people posting.

One guy gone to bed.

One to three guys angry that people are saying there are six posters.

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 No.158044

>>157868

Sorry m8, I'll pay more attention and actually read your Big Posts in the future, unless I'm very drunk.

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 No.158045

>>158024

Soft cunt, good night

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 No.158046

>>158043

It is funny how that all started because some shitposter claimed there was only six people in the thread. They claim absurd statements to derail the thread and stifle discussion in favor of attention.

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 No.158047

>>158046

you're the angry one in this scenario

only halfchanners get that buttblasted by "shitposts"

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 No.158048

>>158043

>>158046

>Implyong it's not your fault for getting shitter shattered

wew

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 No.158049

>>158047

>>158048

Samefagging too, be less blatant next time, stupid halfchan brainlet.

You were the one making bullshit claims, you also started the argument over the beer vs little fat lamb which shitted up most of the previous threads, and the same one who bitched about the alt-right. You only started posting here a few weeks ago and think you know better than people who are regulars of the thread, basically, fuck off we're full, faggot.

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 No.158050

>>158049

darn, you caught me

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 No.158051

>>158049

>Making all these wild assumptions

Time to take your meds anon, we only have five posters left dont want to lose you too

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 No.158052

Didn't we all start in halfchan?

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 No.158053

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 No.158054

>>158052

I'm talking about the recent migrants when someone linked here on 4chan r9k and soc.

>>158051

Not an argument faggot.

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 No.158055

File: c1891956be46e6f⋯.jpg (537.85 KB,2868x806,1434:403,quarterchan.jpg)

This thread has degenerated into a self-referential shit fest, basically autofellating itself. It's probably the wrath of Kek because OP didn't perform the new thread ritual properly.

I'm so bored, I've started reading quarterchan

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 No.158056

>>158054

>linked here on 4chan r9k and soc.

this is the first i've heard of this, how do you know of is based oldfag ebin neeto

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 No.158057

>>158054

Not an argument, a fact.

Go take your meds.

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 No.158058

>>158054

>>158053

So we just have to break the new neets in

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 No.158059

File: 709ab93cef278d1⋯.png (21.11 KB,1196x153,1196:153,Selection_080.png)

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 No.158060

>>158052

i got linked here from reddit

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 No.158061

>>158054

>I'm talking about the recent migrants when someone linked here on 4chan r9k and soc.

Oh dear.

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 No.158062

>>158052

I didn't

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 No.158063

File: 6883f9808a08e2e⋯.jpg (73.36 KB,480x480,1:1,1497505926236.jpg)

All the problems here can be traced back to the appearance of Bruce Crane, AKA Kike King, the copywriting Chink who shitted up Aus/pol/ on 4chan back when it was going really well.

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 No.158064

>>158057

Stop using goon arguments, stupid autist. Also attack the argument rather than the poster, but since you are a stupid brainlet that lacks critical thinking you probably didn't think of that.

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 No.158065

>>158063

>He thinks being a hapa makes him white and not a chink

wew

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 No.158066

>>158060

>i got linked here from reddit

You have to go back

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 No.158067

File: d62e8f46025e3cf⋯.jpg (54.33 KB,700x700,1:1,1945926-1x1-700x700.jpg)

File: 009310cd6c55f3e⋯.jpg (103.1 KB,771x794,771:794,6803483.jpg)

File: 455ff9f6c765ade⋯.png (43.53 KB,422x323,422:323,Anti-Chinese_Cartoon_from_….png)

File: 5f571029e91493e⋯.jpg (41.16 KB,404x480,101:120,John (Black) Caesar.jpg)

>>158063

i was the op before and after him of aus/pol/, his time was magical, better than my ops imo

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 No.158068

So I think Angry Melbourne Autist has stopped

What are you all drinking tonight

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 No.158069

>>158064

>you're lying but I have proof

>you started an argument but I have proof

>you're the one who doesn't like alt-right but I have proof

>you only started posting here a few weeks ago but I have proof

Take your meds you pathetic faggot, stop shitting up this thread, it's dead as it is.

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 No.158070

>>158067

Go away chinky.

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 No.158071

>>158068

Nothing tonight, I try not to drink during the week.

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 No.158072

>>158070

the one before and after

then nisem started posting the thing about going back to china so i stopped all together

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 No.158073

>>158068

green cordial

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 No.158074

>>158069

If you have been posting on imageboards long enough, you can identify a poster using typing style, grammar, syntax and personality alone.

The autist who can only type in lower case and with shit grammar has been causing numerous shit the past few weeks, once again you are too retarded to see beyond your dick. Kill yourself, useless fucking nigger brainlet.

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 No.158075

>>158073

I got lime flavoured soft drink from coles, it's ok once it's half frozen. Frog colored.

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 No.158076

>>157965

I'd leave it in there if muh postie was a shitskin

>>157968

A hobo isn't a yowie. Either get him to start paying rent or kick him out

>>157974

Fried rice with peas and red kidney beans? Interesting

>>157976

A risotto is a more thicker/creamier dish

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 No.158077

>>158074

Who Is This Guy?

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 No.158078

>>158074

>I can totally identify people, take my word for it

>I'm going to keep swearing at you to hide my lack of intelligence

Kill

Yourself

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 No.158079

bought $50 dollars worth of onaholes vibrators lotion from some jap website

how fucked am I if they get caught in customs

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 No.158080

>>158067

>>158072

>from (((roko))) discord and cuckchan

>>>/out/

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 No.158081

>>158075

the cheap lime cordial from coles is good, i got the one from aldi and it tastes weak and makes my mouth sticky

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 No.158082

>>158080

as if you dont still go there, are you better than that?

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 No.158083

You naughty NEETs better calm down or you'll get a spanking and sent to bed with no tendies and goon.

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 No.158084

>>158068

The last of my Nigga Label, there's probably 3-4 shots worth left before I get stuck into the beer. You?

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 No.158085

>>158078

You didn't even address any of my points. Good job retard.

>I can totally identify people, take my word for it

>I'm going to keep swearing at you to hide my lack of intelligence

I already explained it to you, but you are the one who is too stupid to comprehend. And you claim I am un-intelligent? kek

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 No.158086

>>158080

what's roko?

why do you know these things like discords and soc?

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 No.158087

>>158079

>how fucked am I if they get caught in customs

You'll be a virgin for life

>>158081

Coles brand is made of 5% real frog, unlike aldi jews.

Is anyone here on halfchan qanda thread?

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 No.158088

>>158082

Anyone with a brain stopped using 4chan after the exodus, and only faggots used rokos discord filled with chinks, traps and fags.

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 No.158089

>>158086

Because the faggot shilled his discord on /aus/, coincidentally right when all the cancer started arriving.

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 No.158090

>>158088

I still use 4chan, but I no longer browse /pol/.

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 No.158091

>>158087

nah i stopped going to qanda, you better not let based oldfag neet know you're there or he'll tell you what's what and give you hints as to what all the trendy discord servers are these days

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 No.158092

>>158079

$50 worth of lubricant? Doubt you'll have any probs with customs

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 No.158093

>>158079

What website was it?

I hope it isn't Jbox.

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 No.158094

>>158089

the only time i went to soc was to work out who nisem was

btw man, i'll stop shit stirring you i just took my painkillers so i'm going to chill out

i've been posting here with you for over a year, i dunno how long but you sperging out makes my shitpost you. as the oldfag that you obviously are you should be able to see that and work out why

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 No.158095

>>158094

wew, painkillers must be working. that doesnt make sense

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 No.158096

>>158085

What points, you rambling retard.

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 No.158097

>>158005

i got banned by BO for disagreeing with him and he accused me of being fagneet, anyone he doesn't like he accuses of being fagneet.

So I stopped posting.

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 No.158098

>>158097

BO doesnt belong here. I suggest we stage a mutiny and take this ship before he sinks it

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 No.158099

Everyone please remain comfy and stop arguing. Please, this place is all I have

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 No.158100

>>158096

You can identify people based on mannerisms, syntax, grammar and formatting. If you spend long enough in the thread you can tell who is who based on post content and the other things I talked about. You didn't even bother reading my initial posts and just sperged out going "TAKE UR MEDS REEEEE" like a brainlet.

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 No.158101

>>158100

why are you repeating yourself dummy, dummy?

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 No.158102

>>158100

>I have no proof, just take my word that I can identify people

Take

Your

Meds

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 No.158103

>>158097

If you act like fagneet you deserve the ban.

>>158101

Because people are too stupid to read and comprehend the first time.

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 No.158104

File: cc1edb6323eb962⋯.jpeg (56.89 KB,619x453,619:453,cc1.jpeg)

STOP FIGHTING

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 No.158105

>>158098

Implying the ship hasn't already sunk, and we're not already a bunch of bloated corpses on the sea floor with fish nibbling on us.

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 No.158106

>>158104

mummy and daddy didnt listen and we're not going to neither

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 No.158107

>>158102

I never said it was a perfect method, just it is fairly accurate in a community as small as this. Stop posting take your meds, you broken fucking clock.

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 No.158108

>>158093

It's the one being advertised here. i got a free tenga because of the advert

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 No.158109

>>158107

>as small as this

so you're admitting my estimate was right?

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 No.158110

>>158109

I'd say it is 8-12 rather than six, but yeah

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 No.158111

>>158107

Took you only like a dozen posts to admit that you're making shit up and that there are five people posting, good work anon.

Now take your meds.

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 No.158112

>>158111

>Took you only like a dozen posts to admit that you're making shit up and that there are five people posting, good work anon.

I said 8-12, not 5 you tard. Take your anti-cateracts pill.

>Now take your meds.

You're like one of those wind up dolls. Cute.

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 No.158113

>>158110

you argued with me and spoilersmileyfaceNEET for that long because you thought there was 2 more people than what i said?

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 No.158114

>>158113

Do you know what a hyphen means?

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 No.158115

>>158114

so now the second half of the argument begins…

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 No.158116

There will soon be only two people posting here because the rest got sick of your shit endless arguing

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 No.158117

>>158116

talk around it, you dont need to get involved

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 No.158118

>>158084

goon

I do want to try a bourbon or vodka at some point but they're so expensive

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 No.158119

>>158118

I don't buy goon anymore after I keep throwing it up all the time

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 No.158120

Might go to bed, hopefully the NEETsperging has blown over by the morning.

Noighty noight.

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 No.158121

I swear I don't understand why that other anon is upset, all that was said was that 1 anon got 200 posts in the last thread and I got 106

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 No.158122

>>158119

fair enough

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 No.158123

>>158121

he just likes the anger, i like it too

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 No.158124

>>158120

and then there were 4

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 No.158125

>>158112

Not sure why you're so adamant in not taking your prescribed medicine, you're just acting like a fuckwit without it.

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 No.158126

What Australian communities are left?

Whirlpool is the biggest but the most worthless.

Cuckchan's seems to be dead.

There are four posters here.

Where are all the auscunts? Kikebook?

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 No.158127

>>158126

i'm ok with just you 3 and the other 2 are ok i guess.

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 No.158128

>>158125

Stop derailing you useless parasite, you're shitting up the thread

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 No.158129

>>158128

t. some guy who wont take his meds

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 No.158130

>>158126

i have a cousin who is a pretty regular sort of fella, he uses facebook and reddit

they're probably there

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 No.158131

>>158129

>continues shitting up the thread

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 No.158132

>>158126

All I can think of is Ozbargain. A niche community though.

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 No.158133

>>158130

Fug, they're bad as whirlpool

>>158132

>Ozbargain

>Full of faggots that are happy to sign all their personal information away for half a biscuit

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 No.158134

>>158129

>>158131

alright lads, us 6 to 8-12 need to stick together so we might as well try to get along

shake hands?

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 No.158135

>>158133

It's a very Australian thing to do, to be skint as fuck.

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 No.158136

>>158135

>skint

what's that mean?

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 No.158137

>>158136

I thought this was a board for white people.

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 No.158138

>>158130

It turns out I'm as regular as you thought - I also use imageboards

>>158136

pajeet, you have to go back

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 No.158139

>>158138

>>158137

>kicking out the first new face we've ever had

no wonder it's just us

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 No.158140

>>158104

This. I'm going to have to buy a fishing rod and some hunting equipment to keep me busy during the days if this is what the NEET threads have come to. Fuck you Jason and Liam!

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 No.158141

>>158140

It's Jason and Ben.

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 No.158142

>>158139

our motto isn't fuck off we're full for no reason

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 No.158143

>>158139

Someone can't handle the banter.

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 No.158144

>>158141

>>158140

Where's Charles fit into this?

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 No.158145

>>158143

i thought the word was stint. i still think it is and you both are wrong.

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 No.158146

>Games aren't fun

>Comics aren't fun

>Movies aren't fun

>TV shows aren't fun

Jesus, I just might have to kill myself at this rate.

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 No.158147

>>158136

British slang for a povo cunt

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 No.158148

>>158146

Have you tried novels?

>>158140

Don't forget the chainsaw.

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 No.158149

>>158144

>>158140

I do wonder how Charles and Liam are going, fuck I wonder how Joel and Campbell are going too

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 No.158150

>>158148

I spent most of my teenage years reading novels.

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 No.158151

>>158149

Tristan and Noel can go fuck themselves

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 No.158152

>>158144

Charles is probably being fitted into a coffin as we shitpost

>>158146

But have you seen the new Justice League yet?

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 No.158153

>>158152

I hear the new Justice League is cause for DC fans to kill themselves

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 No.158154

Fine, I'll post. This makes 7. I usually just lurk unless someone wants to talk about gardening or diet. At least the shit rapist isn't posting, atm.

>>158140

I got a bow a while ago. I'm still a shit shot. Planning on getting my A&B next year for plinking at rabbits.

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 No.158155

File: 874690a492846ab⋯.png (416.53 KB,600x326,300:163,Seven_Wise_Men.png)

>>158154

actually, 2 hve left, i think, you'r the fifth.

but that works, i cropped the pic so it'd make sense coz i couldnt find six wise men. you're the one on the far left

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 No.158156

>>158154

Ass and Breasts?

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 No.158157

>>158155

which number am i again?

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 No.158158

>>158155

fuck, angry neet was right about my bad grammar and shit spelling. i can spell i just dont read my posts back before i post them

i'll work on it.

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 No.158159

>>158157

whatever one you want, although multiple personalities can inhabit the same bodies

rapey, wagieking and neetking are in the back right one because he looks like a dirty deviate

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 No.158160

>>158154

Based gardening neet, glad you're still here. I've thought about getting a bow in the past, how much did you spend on it and do you plan on hunting with it? TBH I'd rather buy a pneumatic spear-gun atm, as the underwater life seems more comfy than the shit above that we endure daily. I mean c'mon, tell me you wouldn't want to find a secret cave while diving or exploring ship wrecks and potentially finding some lost treasures

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 No.158161

>>158159

>"rapey, wagieking and neetking"

That's one person

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 No.158162

>>158161

yeah, that's why i said about multiple personalities

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 No.158163

File: 31615901c1e2523⋯.jpg (256.77 KB,950x1427,950:1427,cool guy.jpg)

night fellas, i hope to see 100 posts by morning like i have been seeing lately but the lack of goon posting is troubling

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 No.158164

>>158162

I see, so he's the new John?

>>158163

G'night

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 No.158165

>>158151

Tristain is alright but Noah and his brother can go fuckthemselves

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 No.158166

>>158155

No cunt I'm number 5 not him

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 No.158167

>>158163

nite

I'll be on the goon nice and heavy week after next as next week I have plans

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 No.158168

>>158156

Rim-fire and centre-fire licence. Probably won't need the centre-fire, but if I decide to get something more powerful than a .22, it will save me the hassle of getting a new licence. Been going to the range, but I'm not sure I'll become a member. Most of the people there are ok, grumpy boomers mostly. A couple of try-hards though.

>>158155

Got the beard at least. I'm not that tall though.

>>158160

I got a longbow. The guy running the firearms safety course owns a hunting shop. I got the bow for $140, about a 35-40 pound draw. Arrows and a leather wrist guard set me back another $50, but I could have got them cheaper online. I got a good price on the bow though.

Plan on hunting at my folks farm. Rabbits and pigeons. I can hit a stationary target, but I'm not good enough to hit a moving target yet. Same with a rifle. I can hit a target with a braced rifle, but field shooting is above my skill level at the moment. I'm a NEET though, so I have the time for practice.

Spearfishing is good fun. My brother has a Hawaiian sling. He's got mad lung capacity and is pretty fit from all the swimming. He got attacked by a grouper once. Otherwise it's pretty good fun. He did buy special heads for his spears, compressed gas for blowing up sharks. If he's had to use them, he hasn't mentioned it.

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 No.158169

>>157994

companionship

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 No.158170

>>158133

I gave up personal information for a beef jerky sample once and it was definitely worth it.

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 No.158171

>>158116

Back in the day this entire general revolved around pointless arguing, mainly instigated by a certain homosexual neet or another certain meatphobic neet

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 No.158172

>>158171

yes, but triggering fags and veganfags is funny, whereas the bitchslapping on this thread is just annoying

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 No.158173

>>158172

the veganfag was triggering the ordinary neets, it wasn't the other way around

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 No.158174

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158168

Been watching this guy for archery tips.

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 No.158175

>>158168

>>158168

>I'm a NEET though

I remember when I mentioned this to a local gun club quite a few years ago they happened to mention that "maybe this isn't the thing for me" or something along those lines which is why I'm so reluctant to try joining these cunts. If I was back in Brisbane I'd be more comfortable and willing to join a club

>tfw NEET discrimination

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 No.158176

>>158175

Wow, that sort of thing is justification to shoot those faggots imo

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 No.158177

>>158175

NEET discrimination is very real. One of the great things about this general is that you can talk about being unemployed without some dumbcunt berating you for not going out and getting a job right now

I thought once I got a job I'd understand the way wagies feel towards neets, but I still don't get it

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 No.158179

>>158177

>One of the great things about this general is that you can talk about being unemployed without some dumbcunt berating you for not going out and getting a job right now

There was some fag saying you can get a factory job any time the last couple threads

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 No.158180

Gonna eat some Cheezels then kill muhself tbqh. Am very concerned that Cheesecake hasn't replied to one of my posts that some other anon replied he might've offed himself.

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 No.158181

>>158180

cheesy wouldn't do that to us

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 No.158182

Remember, if you have to kill yourself, go out with a bang.

I suggest self immolation in front of parliament, calling for better treatment of NEETs

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 No.158183

>>158177

I get it, I don't agree with it but I get it, see wagies feel like the NEET is holding them down, and is taking their taxes when more taxes goes to pointless referendums and foreigners

They also feel like a NEET is only a NEET because he is purposely choosing the NEET life an d the wagie foolishly thinks getting a job is easy

The older the wagie the more prevelent their Anti-NEETism is, as well as their social standing

A high standing Canberra Public servant wouldn't dare stand to be around a NEET for example

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 No.158184

>>158182

The added benefit is that going to Canberra will make you decide not to back out

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 No.158185

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158168

This guy does a lot of shallow, coastal spearfishing in Vic. Easier than going deep. Don't really need weights, but you'll want flippers.

>>158175

Yeah, I heard one of the boomers call me a feral at the range. It was pension day though, so most of the guys there were pensioners, who are just old NEETs, some wagies who were getting a shot in before or after their shift and one or two rich guys who were just there to show off $8k worth of hardware and only take 3 or 4 shots.

If I joined, it would be to plink away with a cheap box of .22 ammo, but I'm not sure about joining yet. I have not checked out the conservation arm of the club, they go out to farms and shoot pests. I'm more interested in putting bunnies in the freezer than making friends, tbh.

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 No.158186

>>158182

Another good idea may be taking with you politicians/boomers on your way out.

Not that I'm advocating people do that, ASIO person.

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 No.158187

>>158186

asioneet is too clever for your tricks

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 No.158188

>>158186

>Not that I'm advocating people do that

A note has been made on your file accordingly.

t. ASIOneet

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 No.158189

>>158188

>88

A note has been made on your employment record

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 No.158190

File: 1901a2bafefad2a⋯.jpg (1.91 MB,2592x1936,162:121,Cup of drunk and lazy.jpg)

Well this is my pre-midnight-snack-snack, a cup-o-noodles with some fresh shallot

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 No.158191

>>158190

So … the snack BEFORE your midnight snack ?

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 No.158192

>>158184

I am in Canberra and want to commit suicide everyday

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 No.158193

>>158190

so I take it you're from wa

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 No.158194

>>158193

sherlockneet is back again

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 No.158195

>>158194

where is fix it neet

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 No.158196

>>158180

I'm not dead.

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 No.158197

>>158195

there is reference to such a neet in the great neet archives

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 No.158198

File: 59f1ea9032fcffa⋯.png (67 KB,436x361,436:361,2u5[1].png)

>>158195

I don't know, It's a mystery !!!

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 No.158199

>Think about being a teacher for easy money

>They discontinued the one year diploma and now you have to spend two years

Two years to become a glorified child carer, seriously?

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 No.158200

>>158199

You could get the same feeling by modding this board

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 No.158201

>>158200

The correct term is "mong herder"

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 No.158202

>>158185

>but I'm not sure about joining yet.

Well how else are you going to get your licence?

>>158193

QLD master race actually. Why would you assume such a thing?

>>158196

Prove it

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 No.158203

>>158202

Agricultural. My folks have a farm.

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 No.158204

>>158202

i forget qld doesn't have dst

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 No.158206

File: e4e8a0f57a4026c⋯.jpg (1.83 MB,2592x1936,162:121,McFilth.jpg)

>>158191

You damn right. Behold my true midnight "snack"

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 No.158207

File: 463790919aa0219⋯.jpg (16.17 KB,371x396,371:396,images.jpg)

>non Pepe OP pic

>Most of the thread is an utter shit show

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 No.158209

File: 98d6d6c0b6a0beb⋯.jpg (1.5 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1511188343487522558567.jpg)

Time to get nigger

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 No.158210

>>158209

Puff puff give motherfucker. God damn I haven't had weed in at least 5 years.

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 No.158211

How the fuck does reddit work? I made an account and a thread, but it's nowhere to be found.

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 No.158212

>>158211

Your thread probably needs to be approved by some faggot moderator before being published

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 No.158213

>>158164

Never will I be the new john

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 No.158214

>>158211

>>158212

Upvotes means you on reddit, anyone scrolling a big thread won't take notice of a post with no yous

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 No.158215

>>158214

Work on your English, shitskin

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 No.158216

>>158215

Mr sir you have virus on your computer scren plese let me fix screen

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 No.158217

File: 53943fb6a157aa3⋯.jpg (500.71 KB,3120x4160,3:4,poo in loo number 2.jpg)

>>158209

Do you spin your weed?

>tfw 9 am max appointment

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 No.158218

All these newfag posters don't remember when the BO told us how many people post (Yes I know it was ages ago and the numbers would have changed but its about the same activity)

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 No.158219

>Most of the thread is an utter shit show

Just like the good old days

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 No.158220

Wake up you lazy cunts cunt i've been up since 3:30 and im bored

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 No.158221

>>158220

>Tfw still up

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 No.158222

I did a big piss

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 No.158223

File: 89b19a053904eaf⋯.jpg (1.63 MB,2943x3757,2943:3757,cdnftjkv7kiz.jpg)

Up early, too hot to sleep. Ate too much yesterday.

Disappointing to see some real unpleasant characters shitting up the neet thread.

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 No.158224

>>158223

I got a big hard poo in my bum

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 No.158225

>>158223

Lol, you're up early and I'm up late.

East vs West I guess

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 No.158226

Morning neets (wagies fuck off). No time for bantz, today we have some serious business to attend to. We need to formulate the ritual for initiating each new neetgen thread, lest Kek grow wrathful. At very least, OP always needs to have a rare frog pic.

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 No.158227

Morning

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 No.158228

>>158223

My sleep cycle is fucked again. Going to pull an all-dayer and exhaust myself back into a 'normal' cycle. My sleep patterns are all fucked since I did shift work years ago. Maybe it's the moon, who knows. I go to bed later and later, rise later and later and before I know it I'm getting up at 6-7pm. Every month or so I need to do a hard reset by staying up all day in order to keep myself from falling back into the night-owl routine. Hard to do if I have to drive anywhere during the day, as I'm afraid I'll fall asleep at the wheel. The only way I can keep a 6am-10pm routine is through drugs, alcohol or hard physical labour. I'm not working, so I can't really afford the fun stuff, at least not every day just for sleeping. Hard labour is hard, and it can get really fucking hot outside and my back hurts. On the plus side, I found an mp3 player I bought a couple of years ago and couldn't use because my USB slots on my old PC were fucked. So I can now distract myself with music. I'm going to be a zombie for about half of today, I reckon.

>>158226

Nah.

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 No.158229

>>158228

sleep cycle problems are very common among NEET and high rate of technology using persons.

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 No.158230

>>158229

Might be the tech, as even when I was working I had to get shitfaced in order to sleep in order to keep a routine. Probably not shitfaced, but I'd have to down a couple of shots or smoke a j before I got ready for bed, just to relax and switch my brain off. Even then, I'd probably jack off if I could not sleep, just to get the drowsy feeling after popping a gland. Now when I jack off, I just feel sad and lonely because I don't have a woman to root. Disgusted with myself because I made a mess I have to clean up.

Going to get back into swimming, I think. Get a season pass and do some laps a few times a week. Swimming always used to tire me out, in a good way. Think I'll get back into it.

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 No.158231

Good morning NEETs

I'll be going for my daily bike ride soon.

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 No.158232

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good morning

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 No.158233

>>158224

Can you seriously stop posting your retarded post?

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 No.158234

>>158206

that's a pretty awesome midnight snack

>>158207

good to see you're forever constant

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 No.158235

>>158218

the homepage says how many active ips in the past 72 hours.

it was just a joke, settle the fuck down.

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 No.158236

>>158226

if we wanted rules we'd get jobs

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 No.158237

>>158233

poo posting is a tried and tested tradition around these parts

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 No.158238

tfw farts are burning my eyes

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 No.158239

>>158226

>have a rare frog pic.

Agreed. Also you forgot "needs a link to the previous neetgen".

>>158236

Fool. This is not about rules. This is the scientific investigation of what pleases Kek - Kekonomy (as opposed to Kekology, which is just primitive superstition)

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 No.158240

Might go for a NEETwalk.

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 No.158241

back/shoulder pain is almost making me cry, can only lift one arm up to type and no chemists are open for another hour to get painkillers

i used the last two i had last night

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 No.158242

>>158240

Daylight walks are not true NEETwalks. Wait until after dark.

>>158241

That sucks, what happened to cause your pain?

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 No.158243

>>158242

broke my back 10 years ago, had to learn how to walk again and now i'm getting older this is happening more and more often (waking up like this)

i shouldn't've had the painkillers last night

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 No.158244

>>158241

Paracetamol and Ibuprofen are very effective pain relievers when used together and can be bought from the supermarket.

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 No.158245

>>158244

yeah, nah. they're not strong enough

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 No.158246

>>158245

You are ignorant.

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 No.158247

>>158246

the codeine has paracetamol base and i take ibuprofen with it

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 No.158248

File: 6c1f497c26dd9ac⋯.jpg (259.48 KB,1200x985,240:197,green field.jpg)

I am thinking of getting this Van Gogh on canvas for that spot on my wall above my computer desk.

Does anyone have any better ideas? No anime suggestions or other autism please.

I am looking on this website called the canvas art factory. You can get framed canvas artworks for less than $100 each.

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 No.158249

File: ba6cb0859efb182⋯.jpg (17.28 KB,480x360,4:3,hqdefault.jpg)

File: 821e4b7e0db40d2⋯.jpg (32.24 KB,500x374,250:187,Down_on_his_luck.jpg)

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>>158248

get some australian paintings

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 No.158250

>>158249

I think they would just make me depressed. Remind me of how the country has changed for the worse.

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 No.158251

Today is the day to get your shopping done NEETs:

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/11/20/16/52/coles-introduces-quiet-hour-to-help-shoppers?

>Starting today, select Coles supermarkets across Australia will introduce a “Quiet Hour” to help those living with autism.

>For 60 minutes every Tuesday, the lights will be dimmed, the music switched off, the register tones dialled down and trolley collections suspended so those on the autism spectrum can shop in peace at designated stores.

>The supermarket said they want the weekly timeslot from 10.30 to 11.30am to become a “judgment-free zone”.

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 No.158252

>>158251

finally someone catering for the neets needs

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 No.158253

File: 543a55be417ab81⋯.gif (430.85 KB,200x200,1:1,200x200px-ZC-2ff5111e_mich….gif)

File: 543a55be417ab81⋯.gif (430.85 KB,200x200,1:1,200x200px-ZC-2ff5111e_mich….gif)

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 No.158254

>>158250

You could photoshop the paintings to make them more Enriched and Diverse. Paste some arab and chink faces over all those white ones, and give the women aposematic sjw hair.

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 No.158255

I am trying to psych myself up to phone the rubbish removal man. I need him to come and take away my old stove, old mattress and all the rest of the junk that is filling up my shed.

I am going to see if he will do the other repair and maintenance jobs I need done around the place too.

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 No.158256

>>158255

I suggest phoning in an anonymous tip to the cops that someone is making meth in your shed. They'll come and take it away for free.

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 No.158257

>>158242

I prefer going in the morning, might go for another walk after dinner.

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 No.158258

>>158251

I have problems processing sensory information, but I don't get overwhelmed by it, I just ignore it. Have problems remembering people's faces, for instance.

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 No.158259

>>158226

morning, if you want to make kek happy it's gotta stay chaotic

>>158227

morning

>>158231

morning

>>158232

morning

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 No.158260

I just phoned the rubbish removal man. He didn't answer so I left a message. Now I will be spending the rest of the day nervously wondering if he will call back.

Why is life so much stress?

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 No.158261

>>158257

Morning is the best time for a walk. Wakes you up properly and gets you in a better frame of mind to face the rest of the day.

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 No.158262

>>158260

in adelaide (dont know about perth) there is a time of the year where you can do hard rubbish removal for free

i'd do it if the suburb i live in wasnt full of fuckheads that light shit on fire

i took a bunch of shit to the depot not long ago, cost me $55 to give them an old recliner, a table and an old rug, no wonder people dump shit on the side of the road

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 No.158263

>>158235

The BO has tools to give better info than the homepage.

>>158237

I've been here since before you and it's not.

>>158242

True neets walk at 1am-5am because all the normies are sleeping or only just waking up and thus not outside like at night.

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 No.158264

>>158262

The last hard rubbish collection day here was years ago.

Anyway I need this rubbish gone as soon as possible because I need to set up my power rack in the space it is occupying in my garage.

The rubbish man phoned me back and he is coming at 2PM to have a look and give me a quote. I have had him here before and he does good work at reasonable prices.

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 No.158265

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158263

>I've been here since before you

you sure have based oldfag ebin poster

tell us about the good old days grandpa

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 No.158266

>>158264

i think the month they do each suburb is on the back of the magnet they send out telling you what day the bins go out

what is a reasonable price? does he move it as well or do they just leave a skip bin thing there and then pick it up in a weeks time?

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 No.158267

File: d2df043f436d617⋯.jpg (278.1 KB,900x689,900:689,olive-trees-with-yellow-sk….jpg)

File: b595b6a7faeac31⋯.jpg (121.99 KB,620x486,310:243,vangogh-postimpressionism.jpg)

File: 6c1f497c26dd9ac⋯.jpg (259.48 KB,1200x985,240:197,green field.jpg)

File: 95b954f02f6b414⋯.jpg (404.19 KB,700x557,700:557,Chaumes_de_Cordeville_à_Au….JPG)

I might just buy these Van Gogh's to decorate my walls. What do people think? I can get them 50cm x 40cm framed on canvas for aboput $90 each, with free delivery.

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 No.158268

>>158265

I know I've been here before you because I was here long before any of your shitty XD pee pee poo poo post started appearing.

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 No.158269

File: 90f031bb0746f04⋯.jpg (57.71 KB,1226x904,613:452,F9YAMb3.jpg)

>>158268

?

is basedoldfagebinposterNEET nofunNEET?

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 No.158270

>>158266

Mate I would have noticed if there was a regular day all my neighbours were leaving piles of junk out on the street. As I said, they haven't done hard rubbish collection here for years. It is just a memory of childhood in most places now.

This guy has a ute and a caged trailer and loads all the stuff himself and still comes out cheaper than hiring a skip and then doing all the work yourself.

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 No.158271

>>158270

they still do it in adelaide.

that's the way to do it though, fuck doing your back in trying to move everything

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 No.158272

>>158271

>that's the way to do it though

by that i mean get the guy in to do it, not the skip

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 No.158273

Morning cumguzzlers

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 No.158274

>>158273

You are meant to say "hey cumguzzlers".

The NEET general is falling apart.

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 No.158275

>>158274

hey cum guzzlers

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 No.158276

File: a2e5ec9610ec399⋯.jpg (215.59 KB,1260x1534,630:767,Glenmorangie-Original-10YO.jpg)

I will be opening my bottle of Glenmorangie tonight. In the meantime I am just enjoying looking at it. I think I could come to enjoy having a nice collection of Scotches, even if I don't drink from them very often.

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 No.158277

>>158274

it might be a sign that the memes are starting to converge

>>158276

>glenmorangie original

good pick

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 No.158278

>>158276

i lil nip wont hurt

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 No.158279

>>158276

Give it to a homeless aboriginal man

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 No.158280

File: a48ef21ac1afbec⋯.jpg (131.09 KB,602x803,602:803,hitlers_paintings.jpg)

>>158267

Get yourself some nice german castles instead

>>158274

The absolute state of this neetgen thread

>>158276

>Not starting the day with half a bottle of single malt

It's like you hate life or something

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 No.158281

>>158269

I've been known by many names and like a few other users I've been known by nofunneet

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 No.158282

I wish I had access to the BO's data. I would solve all the NEET general mysteries about just who is who and who does what.

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 No.158283

>>158282

>wanting to destroy the magic of this place

badneet

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 No.158284

>>158282

I wonder if the BO is still alive because he use to "namefag" at least once a fortnight/week but I think he finished uni and got a real job.

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 No.158285

>>158282

The anonymous nature of this place is a feature, not a bug. It gets people to say what they think, rather than just what they think they won't get into trouble for.

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 No.158286

>>158285

Is that so m8? Well some people think about rape and poo and cumguzzling a bit too much.

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 No.158287

Having trouble adjusting to the post-NEET wagie struggle lads.

Working 2:30-10:30pm, so I sleep in every day and only have a couple hours of free time. I'm also dead broke and can't buy more piss till tomorrow, plus ill have to wait till the weekend to hit up the weed store

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 No.158288

It is already three degrees above the predicted maximum temperature today. These weather people are clowns.

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 No.158289

>>158287

How can you be broke if you have a job?

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 No.158290

>>158288

Freezing here in Sydney

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 No.158291

>>158289

I just started. First pay tomorrow

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 No.158292

>>158291

What type of work are you doing?

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 No.158293

>>158286

That's because non-whites are allowed to post. Cumguzzler and poopoo posts have the unmistakable smell of pajeet's handiwork

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 No.158294

>>158293

Rapeneet seems white from what we have seen of his doughy, pallid flesh. He is behind a lot of the awful posts I suspect. He is a very disturbed individual.

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 No.158295

>>158292

working in a steel factory

$27/h

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 No.158296

>>158295

Fake a back injury and get on the compo m8.

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 No.158297

>>158295

Not bad, pretty long day/evening though.

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 No.158298

>>158287

Why that late? Taking advantage of a few hours of offpeak electricity?

>>158297

It's eight hours…

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 No.158301

File: d489d88c427973f⋯.jpg (59.89 KB,600x861,200:287,tumblr_lrlihr7vcG1qfv5afo1….jpg)

bought a french press, coffee bean grinder and actual coffee beans this morning, enjoying my first home made coffee that isn't instant right now, was gonna buy a coffee machine but they are too expensive and this french press coffee is nice, but i felt a bit like this guy making it.

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 No.158302

>>158301

been trying some canned espresso and nothing really compares to a cup you make yourself at home so learning how to make a great cup is a nice skill to have

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 No.158303

>>158294

>burger

>white

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 No.158304

Aboriginal toilet

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 No.158305

>>158298

It's afternoon shift.

Fuck, I really can't be fucked today

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 No.158306

File: a63b1f7ea61af99⋯.png (9.25 KB,453x295,453:295,1486264648969.png)

>>158303

>confusing a NEET accent for an American one

A true NEET isolates himself socially and engages in conversation so infrequently that he ends up speaking strangely.

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 No.158307

>>158303

Fuck off currynigger

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 No.158308

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

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 No.158309

>>158168

>compressed gas for blowing up sharks

Wut

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 No.158310

The purple people eater.

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 No.158311

>>158306

> neet accent

Fuck yes, this literally happened to me when I was a teenager. I had no friends or social interaction, and on the occasion when I had to speak to someone they'd often ask me if I was american because of how I sounded. Maybe if you don't talk to your peers and your only linguistic input is from american tv and movies, your accent just drifts that way.

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 No.158312

>>158309

the youtube videos are epic

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 No.158313

>>158311

Yes I get told I have an accent all the time. I have also known genuinely autistic people (not your posers on the chans but your genuine tantrum-throwing mongs) who have British accents for no observable reason.

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 No.158316

I want out of this country.

What's the easiest way other than as an English teacher?

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 No.158317

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 No.158318

>>158316

Walk off a tall building

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 No.158319

>>158318

That's not very helpful you faggot

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 No.158320

>>158316

drug dealer apparently

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 No.158321

>>158319

You asked for the easiest way nigger

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 No.158322

File: d5cd84e1354e7ea⋯.jpg (343.61 KB,1240x775,8:5,baby-boomer-boss-ftr.jpg)

>>158316

mate, what are you talking about? i'll have you know i've travelled all around the world and Australia is by far the best country to live, there are no guns, no crime, cost of living is cheap and we're great when it comes to sporto sports things, plus the food is great and we're so diverse, how about you get a job and do some travelling and you will find out yourself that Australia is by far the best place in the world to live, you millennial fuckhead.

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 No.158323

>>158320

Cambodia, US, or Malaysia?

>>158322

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.158324

>>158316

Unless you can get citizen somewhere by descent you are shit out of luck.

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 No.158325

>>158324

Why don't my parents have yuro citizenship

fml

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 No.158326

>>158325

Don't get too cut up about it. Better just to accept you are stuck here. I've resigned to the fact I will always live in Australia. Only option is to get savagely good at some profession to be able to get permanent residency in non shithole. I'm definitely not capable of that.

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 No.158327

>>158322

australia would unironically be the best place on the world if it wasn't for fuck heads like boomers and melbornefags

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 No.158328

>>158276

The malt moments keep the sadness at bay.

>>158316

Have you looked at volunteering?

You can do farm volunteering in foreign countries so you get a residence to stay at.

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 No.158329

>>158321

how does that get him out of the country, his body is still in australia

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 No.158330

>>158316

Go to Germany and pretend to be a refugee.

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 No.158331

>>158328

The countries taking in farm volunteers are worse than here

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 No.158332

>>158327

this

Free Republic of North Queensland when

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 No.158333

>>158235

>it was just a joke, settle the fuck down.

You caused a 250+ post argument over a shitty joke you made? Keep your 'jokes' to yourself

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 No.158334

>>158333

Please do not restart the autism.

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 No.158335

File: 9568bd1837456f3⋯.jpg (23.87 KB,300x300,1:1,2836960789.jpg)

>>158333

it's on cunt

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 No.158336

>>158334

I'll stop giving it (you)'s because that is what it wants.

Anyone going outside today? Might go for a walk

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 No.158337

>>158336

Already been for a 5km walk this morning, might head out again in an hour or so. Need to compensate since I stopped going for a run.

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 No.158338

>>158336

It is too hot here for me to go outside.

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 No.158339

>>158331

WWOOF

Romania bad? Ireland?

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 No.158340

File: 018ff554e78137e⋯.jpg (9.96 KB,227x222,227:222,download.jpg)

awww yeeeah

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 No.158341

>>158336

>going outside during daylight in Australia

Are you even white? There's nothing but skin cancer and normies outside.

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 No.158342

>>158340

How much do they cost? How do they taste?

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 No.158343

>>158342

pretty good quality, about $3 i think. i cant remember, it wasnt much though. from aldi

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 No.158344

>>158235

You know that includes threads like a year old, right?

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 No.158345

>>158340

Hand in your neet membership card and don't come back. We can't tolerate such blatant disregard for official neet products

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 No.158346

>>158339

They're not even White

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 No.158347

>tfw dardy sing

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 No.158348

>>158338

>>158337

It is 22 and sunny where I am, great weather. Hopefully there isn't too many normalfags at the shops.

>>158341

>Are you even white? There's nothing but skin cancer and normies outside.

They are all at work, and I don't go outside often enough for any risk of cancer.

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 No.158349

>>158344

nvm I'm a fag

Guess my 20 proxies all get counted

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 No.158350

File: c6adc4b5da58fc8⋯.jpg (5.07 KB,225x224,225:224,1509445636001.jpg)

FUUUUUCK I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK

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 No.158351

>>158350

You went yesterday, you'll go again today. And tomorrow. And for the 40+ years, making money for your boss.

And get out of my NEET thread.

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 No.158352

>>158348

>It is 22 and sunny where I am, great weather. Hopefully there isn't too many normalfags at the shops.

Sydney? same temp here, perfect NEETwalk weather.

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 No.158353

>>158351

But I am a former neet, you must give me your sympathies

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 No.158354

>>158353

You are nothing but a traitor, us real NEETs are still here, jobless.

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 No.158355

File: 1815e67ded10e38⋯.jpg (194.34 KB,781x808,781:808,181.jpg)

>>158350

>tfw kinda want to give waging one last try

I should be thankful that I'm on the DSP, but I'm not sure it can last forever.

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 No.158356

>>158355

Why? Libs are in and the DSP is still around.

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 No.158357

File: 1118c6b079ca72c⋯.jpg (1.98 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15112335768052101055374.jpg)

Need to shit but I'm stuck on a job for the next half hour, feel like going pajeet style on this street

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 No.158358

>>158355

Don't worry, your life won't last forever

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 No.158359

I find it difficult to retain information

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 No.158361

>>158357

>he forgot to pack his shit bags

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 No.158362

>>158357

>door handle that far forward

no wonder holden's gone

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 No.158363

>>158344

>>158349

it's active ip's in the past 72 hours

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 No.158364

>>158357

Start behaving like a pajeet and you'll lose your white privilege. Shitting in dunnies is what made this country great, not immigration.

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 No.158365

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 No.158366

>>158356

I don't feel secure or safe financially on the DSP, I'm starting to think that it may be better to just get some shit kicker job.

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 No.158367

>>158362

Rapeneet made modifications to the astra to stop his victims escaping.

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 No.158369

>>158367

Yeh I patented my own central locking design

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 No.158370

>>158369

Rapelock

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 No.158371

Whelp, off to work I go. Hope my boss doesnt get pissed at me for getting a blood nose like yesterday

Enjoy your arvo my neet mates

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 No.158372

>>158371

Have a good one m80

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 No.158373

>>158369

Remember to work extra hard

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 No.158374

>>158372

Thanks, you too

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 No.158375

>>158371

sure will, eating cheesecake and chips and watching telly with the AC on living off your tax bux

cheers

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 No.158376

<newegg account suspended

<its 10pm in the us; have to call tomorrow

<can't get MY FUCKING RACING WHEEL AND RISK LOSING A SALE

I FUCKING HATE IT AAAAA

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 No.158377

>>158375

>rolemodelNEET

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 No.158378

>>158366

Just know people would kill to get on DSP

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 No.158379

Is youth disability supplement and DSP the same below the age of 21?

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 No.158380

>>158376

pinktext is hard to read

what game do you want it for? i was thinking of getting the new GT, i got driveclub and it's shit, all sports cars and hatchbacks. i wanted muscle cars and australian tracks

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 No.158381

>>158378

people literally do kill for it, carers have killed then use their bank cards to withdraw cash because dpsneets dont need to report. i read one story where they were taking the cunts money for 13 years after he'd died

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 No.158382

>>158378

Yeah I know, I think I just want to give the job thing one last try, if it doesn't work out I'll accept my fate as an eternal NEET.

>>158381

This worries me.

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 No.158383

>just demolished 2 large red rooster combos

Red rooster chips are the best

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 No.158384

>>158380

dirt rally, sega rally 1, sega rally 2, outrun 2006, more outrun 2006, than follow it up with outrun 2006 and on the side menu daytona usa.

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 No.158385

>>158383

Haven't been to red rooster in years, might give it a go at the end of the week for NEET treat.

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 No.158386

>>158383

They lack flavour

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 No.158387

>>158384

why are you getting a good wheel if you are playing old games?

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 No.158388

so i gotta apply for my 20 jobs, this is the first time i've ever done it

how much do they check these? do they check them at all? how much effort do i have to put in?

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 No.158389

File: 046920151549327⋯.png (190.53 KB,1544x1260,386:315,peepeepoopoo.png)

>>158381

we should all band together and make a NEET racket. Hunt down and kill DSPneets using cripplekike's project sunshine and split the DSPbux.

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 No.158390

>>158387

The pedals allow me to shitpost faster, there's not even that much good recent racing games other than a select few, as I said dirt rally.

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 No.158391

>>158382

Dont you have to be pretty fucked up to the point where you cant get a job to go on DSP? How do you plan to get a job? I know people with fucked up hands, arm, and back + depression that didnt qualify for DSP

And ah… wanna meet up? Just bring your ATM card.

>>158387

Why not?

>>158388

Never heard of them checking it, but you might be the lucky one anon.

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 No.158392

>>158388

they will call up every single number you put there and personally visit every address to ensure you're not bullshitting them.

they're cracking down on doll bludgeoners hard

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 No.158393

>>158389

away with you ASIO

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 No.158394

my farts are smelling so good lately

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 No.158395

>>158388

I used to bullshit about job applications all the time, but that was like 5 years ago.

>>158391

I'm pretty fucked up mentally, I have avoidant personality disorder which makes me do stupid things and causes a persistent depression, I also have pretty bad ADD which makes me inattentive. My plan is to go to Centrelink and reengage with a disability employment provider and see what happens, just ease my way into it. I think I'll wait until new year though.

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 No.158396

>>158088

holy shit that faggot still exists? i joined his discord once and people were all orbiting this one underage girl and all talking about normie shit, it was disgusting as fuck

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 No.158397

>>158385

>>158386

>red rooster Rippa combos

Try the rippas, 2 chicken tenders in a crusty delicious roll with mayo and lettuce

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 No.158398

File: 9e3fb8f07d10fe4⋯.jpg (166.2 KB,944x712,118:89,brendans burial.jpg)

What are some good mixers for vodka, boys?

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 No.158400

Little Fat Lambs vs Goon

what's better? Taste, value etc

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 No.158401

<tfw no red roosters around me

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 No.158402

>>158400

goon because it's not a poofter drink

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 No.158403

File: daa79e2e9167708⋯.jpg (3.05 MB,4032x3024,4:3,IMG_20171121_142727.jpg)

File: 55e62012558b036⋯.jpg (2.64 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171120_172009.jpg)

Pre work darts

Sigh

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 No.158404

>>158403

Is that a dashcam?

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 No.158405

>>158397

yeah they're not bad, their gravy is pretty good too

i get the pineapple fritters whenever i go as a desert

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 No.158406

>>158403

is this adelaide

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 No.158407

>>158403

new pants!!!

good on you

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 No.158408

>>158403

>those wagie boots

Just the sight of these make me recoil in horror.

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 No.158409

>>158406

that's ol' rapey,. he's in perth

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 No.158410

>>158409

ah i thought those were the adelaide hills is all

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 No.158411

>>158409

That aint the blue astra

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 No.158412

>>158379

No a simple look on the cenno website would tell you this

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 No.158413

>>158410

yeah i just double checked, they do look similar

i'm in adelaide too

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 No.158414

>>158411

ah, fuck. you're right

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 No.158415

It's my Dandenong in Vic mates

Shift starting reee

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 No.158416

File: ca19ab957d8670f⋯.jpg (398.88 KB,600x500,6:5,lamb.jpg)

>>158400

You know the correct choice.

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 No.158418

>>158391

The people who cant get on the dsp for fucked up x are 1 lying, 2 retarded or 3 have a legit injury but dont want to find a new job/job area to work in

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 No.158419

>>158398

sarsaparilla or sno-top

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 No.158420

>>158403

>those chairs in a line

That brings me back, I've sat in many similar smoko places like that, used to work in a timber mill when I was 18, 6:30 starts for a few years

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 No.158421

.>>158403

some fat cunt did a number on that chair

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 No.158422

>>158418

My mate genuinely has those and isn't retarded so..

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 No.158423

File: 1abb349e41fb3f3⋯.jpg (34.53 KB,480x480,1:1,18298672_1417811484952789_….jpg)

>>158419

>sno-top

good shit

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 No.158424

>>158422

If what you're saying is true then he'd be able to get on the dsp or at least understand whats needed to get it on it but given he doesnt he's retarded

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 No.158425

>tfw no gf to give a deep french kiss

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 No.158426

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 No.158427

>>158424

He did all was required and was rejected, not sure why you're trying to argue against facts. Are you a public servant in charge of DSP?

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 No.158428

>>158425

I don't think to many girls are keen on getting kissed by a NEET with goon and tendie breath.

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 No.158429

>>158427

that might be the infamous NEEThunter

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 No.158430

File: e5caaaf3664e6be⋯.jpg (84.93 KB,446x299,446:299,brendan9.jpg)

I have been fapping to compilations of asian men making out with white women in jav porn.

I need a good flogging.

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 No.158431

>>158427

>he did all was required and was rejected

Please tell me exactly what he did so I can laugh at you

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 No.158432

>>158431

If you're so ignorant that you don't even know what's required for DSP, I recommend suicide

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 No.158433

>>158427

Whats wrong with him? It took me a good 4 years of constant fuck ups, dr certificates and finally fucking over a job provider.

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 No.158434

>>158432

I'm on the dsp I want to know what he did so I can prove my point that your friend is retarded

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 No.158435

>>158433

Back disc problems, broke his hand, joint problems, and depression.

>>158434

Then you should know what's involved in a DSP application, assuming you're not just making shit up because your parents never gave you attention

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 No.158436

>>158435

I do but your friend clearly doesn't because there's one key thing that people need to do to get the dsp that they almost always never do.

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 No.158437

>another thread ruining sperg argument

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 No.158438

>>158435

>Back disc problems, broke his hand, joint problems, and depression.

Probably a legit reason to get on the DSP, but he probably answered some questions wrong or a Doctor indicated that he is capable of 15 hours of work or more.

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 No.158439

>>158436

>Haha, I know a super secret trick, if you give me attention I might reveal it!

Kill yourself and do your parents a favor for once in your pathetic life

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 No.158440

>>158306

>>158311

>>158313

The NEET accent is real. I went to a job interview 6 months ago, and someone made small talk with me. He eventually asked me "Were you born here?", I couldn't work out why anyone would ask a white person whether or not they were born in Australia.

>>158316

Follow your family tree up a bit. With all these politicians finding out they're entitled to dual citizenship through descent, you might be too. I'm entitled to citizenship in a European Union country if I can pass an interview in their language.

>>158336

I went to see Dr Pajeet at a shopping centre clinic today. I got out of the car, went into the clinic for 5 minutes, came back out, got in my car and went straight home. Kind of feeling depressed and detached from the world seeing all the normies enjoying life on a warm sunny day. I couldn't bring myself to stay in that environment a minute longer than I had to.

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 No.158441

>>158438

Doubt he answered a question wrong, he's a bright lad who knows how to sell an injury. And the doctor's cert said that he was unsuitable for any wowrk.

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 No.158442

>>158439

There is a trick if you knew anything about the dsp you'd know what I'm talking about.

Anyway how long has your friend been unemployed?

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 No.158443

>>158442

and by unemployed I mean going to job active crap

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 No.158444

>>158441

Well he probably got a shitty centrelink doctor/psychologist who rejected his application.

>>158442

I'm on DSP, I've got no clue what you are talking about.

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 No.158445

>>158444

Yeah that's what he figured as well.

And don't give the tard attention.

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 No.158446

>>158416

Is that stuff made from real lamb? Can you taste it?

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 No.158447

>>158444

How long where you on job active before applying for dsp? (assuming you're on dsp for muh depression)

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 No.158448

>>158440

I'm scared that I might develop the NEET accent. I plan to reintegrate one day

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 No.158449

>>158447

I was going to a job provider for about 4 years.

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 No.158450

>>158448

Everyone does anon. But only a select few make it.

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 No.158451

>>158449

Thought so

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 No.158452

>>158451

This really doesn't explain much, sure I'm mentally Il but what about those bogan type dole bludgers that have been on newstart for decades? they don't magically put them on the DSP.

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 No.158453

>tfw about to hit dans

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 No.158454

>>158452

>he doesn't know how dsp works

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 No.158455

>>158454

oh fuck off virgin

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 No.158456

>>158452

Please stop giving the faggot attention

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 No.158457

>>158454

Well go on and enlighten us oh grand dsp wizard.

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 No.158458

>tfw want to go buy more chinese food but i've been in there 2 times this week already and i don't want to be recognised

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 No.158459

>>158455

The only people who think virgin is a legitimate insult are virgins and normalfags

I've also posted how I lost my virginity on here for those oldfag enough and with a good memory

>>158457

I will once the other cunt answers my question

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 No.158460

>>158459

>how I lost my virginity on here

Was this the obese black tranny or did you have enough neetbux to roll for a biological female?

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 No.158461

Finally got home and did a massive beast shit, I swear the whole streets gonna smell this bad boy

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 No.158462

>>158460

>story for old fags

>mention post from a few months ago

I have fucked several whores tho but the story I was talking about was from when I was a teenager

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 No.158463

So whats on the menu for dinner NEETs?

Mummybots making a delicious chicken vindaloo curry for dinner. Gonna have the hot farts tonight.

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 No.158464

>>158463

I will be getting pizza if all goes well

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 No.158465

>>158463

salad like a good neet

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 No.158466

File: 79481762de977d4⋯.jpg (83.25 KB,634x752,317:376,2477D52C00000578-2899955-i….jpg)

Can you eat your way onto the DSP? Does severe obesity count as impairment?

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 No.158467

File: 640440caba13691⋯.jpg (50.49 KB,600x443,600:443,640440caba13691a2635484b90….jpg)

how do we find jobs for no skilled losers? The only experience I have is in warehousing and I can't reliably do that anymore because nerves get trapped in my lower spine and I can collapse like a sack of shit, so container monkey isn't going to happen. Every cunt wants 2 years experience for farting and your own transport.

being an oldfag with no car or license is a greater shame than being a NEET

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 No.158468

>>158466

It does

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 No.158469

File: cbb7575e40c3f9c⋯.jpg (296.27 KB,615x406,615:406,burger-challenge.jpg)

>>158468

What's the goal BMI? I have formulated a plan - gonna move to melbourne, take the super saiyan burger challenge 3 times a day, and subject myself to a punishing 12 hour workout of vidya every day.

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 No.158470

>>158467

>Every cunt wants 2 years experience for farting and your own transport.

just an excuse so they can brush off everyone that applies

you either got to get good at sucking dick or accept $11/hr and sign up to some recruitment/hr company

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 No.158471

>>158466

Sure does, you'll have to pay extra money for whores thou

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 No.158472

>>158470

You could always busk in the city, don't even need an instrument just stand on the corner of the street and REEEEEE

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 No.158473

Getting murdered by March flies

Fuck this shit boys

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 No.158474

>>158467

Yeah its though, I guess one option would be to bullshit your resume.

the guilt of bullshitting would eat away at me

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 No.158475

>>158469

You should make videos of your transition to a beanbag.

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 No.158476

Can you not apply for DSP again once you've been rejected?

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 No.158477

>>158467

Make your experience up, everyone does it no joke

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 No.158478

File: 3c10d3eae2bdcb4⋯.png (37.92 KB,1224x276,102:23,fatdsp.png)

>>158475

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee!!!!!!111

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 No.158479

>>158478

Wow thats actually pretty shitty, how do they expect someone thats a 400kg bedwhale to work?

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 No.158480

>>158478

This country truly is hell

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 No.158481

The rubbish removal man came, gave me a quote, and then took all my rubbish away. He was here less than an hour. Really good service. Cost me $180 for a ute and trailer packed to the rafters full of my junk.

He is going to take a while to do the other jobs I need done though. He took photos and measurements today but will let me know. He was a bit vague about the time frame which I don't really like since I don't want it hanging over my head for too long. It ups my anxiety.

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 No.158482

>>158481

I need to call someone to haul all my cum tissues and empty goon bags away

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 No.158483

>>158479

They can fix bikes at wfd

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 No.158484

>>158482

Going to need a hazmat team for that.

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 No.158485

>>158482

They will need to wear a hazmat suit.

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 No.158486

You can no longer get DSP just because you are fat or just because you are a drug addict or alcoholic.

But the illnesses caused by you being morbidly obese or a junkie/alcoholic can still get you on DSP.

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 No.158487

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 No.158488

>>158486

no amount of money is worth that

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 No.158489

>>158476

I dont think there's a limit to how many times you can apply

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 No.158490

>>158481

why didn't you just dump it all some place at night for free?

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 No.158491

>>158487

>>158476

If your circumstances have changed (i.e your medical conditions have become worse or you have a new condition(s)) then of course you can.

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 No.158492

>>158490

Probably because he isnt a nigger like you

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 No.158493

>>158492

There was no need to respond so harshly to a bit of banter.

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 No.158494

Just woke up and I see the BO has left some Cheese Pizza on the front page for afternoon tea. Thank fuck I use a VPN

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 No.158495

>>158430

how does your dick even get hard to that?

i tried to stop looking at porn, it's really hard, i have gone a few days at a time, but when i give in i only look at big fat asses now, this was the last one from sunday https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587ad504b5adb

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 No.158496

>>158492

nah, what happens is that the local council send some guys from WFD to clean it all up hahah

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 No.158497

>>158496

still doesnt stop it from being a nigger behaviour but given that you're a nigger you dont have the brain power to understand the wider meaning/context/etc

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 No.158498

>>158497

some bum probably was grateful for my old mattress

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 No.158499

>>158495

Nobody likes your fat ugly cows cuckneet

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 No.158500

File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (51.01 KB,1024x576,16:9,1451882173413.jpg)

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 No.158502

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.158503

can anyone give me some good tips on how to successfully half ass this job search bullshit?

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 No.158504

might make myself another posh coffee

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 No.158505

>>158502

>dealing with hr

probably the worst part of any job tbh

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 No.158506

>>158503

Go to SEEK.

Copy down the job name, make up a date applied and write in "applied on SEEK".

Do that 20 times and your done.

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 No.158507

>>158248

>Does anyone have any better ideas?

A $50 inkjet printer and some Blu-tac

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 No.158508

>>158503

You a got a lot to learn about being a neet son

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 No.158509

>>158506

but theres fuck all on seek or any of these bullshit job websites

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 No.158510

>>158504

I'll molest you

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 No.158511

>>158261

Beer is the best time for a beer. Beers you up properly and gets you in a better frame of beer to face the rest of the beer.

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 No.158512

>>158507

That gets the job done if you are a teenager in mummy's house, but I am an adult and have a proper house to furnish.

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 No.158513

>>158508

Being out of work IS HARD WORK 1!!1!!1!

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 No.158514

>>158511

beer cures what ales ya

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 No.158515

>>158502

Wagie problems

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 No.158516

>>158473

those cunts have been out in droves this year

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 No.158517

>>158476

maybe if you apply enough times they'll realise you're retarded and give you dpsbux

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 No.158518

Been a lot of reports of rapes around town, what have I told you neets about staying out of my territory?

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 No.158519

>>158478

hahaha

fat acceptance at work

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 No.158520

>>158508

i know thats why im asking man

i need to know the tricks

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 No.158521

>>158492

jeez mate, ease up

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 No.158522

>>158502

you're losing that neet accent, soon enough we wont know who you are

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 No.158523

>>158518

have you been marking yours on your daily walks?

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 No.158524

>>158512

You're a dole bludger wasting your life posting on imageboards. Don't go getting pretentious.

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 No.158525

just so you cunts know

>>158510 isnt me (i'm 120 posts- 6 posters fuckhead)

i dont mind getting shit for my fuckheadery but i'm not a meanie

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 No.158526

>>158524

eloquentNEET is all about etiquette

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 No.158527

>>158276

My scotch collection consists of empty bottles

>>158284

His missus runs the place now

>>158305

Sounds like the job is going to work out very well…

>>158316

Go to Thailand and become a woman. Then you'll meet a nice white Brit who'll look after you financially and sexually ;)

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 No.158528

>>158524

This. Who's going to see this fake artwork besides you anyway? The answer of course is beer.

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 No.158529

>>158528

Won't having nice artwork on the walls provide some sort of mental and emotional improvement to the NEET?

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 No.158531

Okay it is time to try the Glenmorangie.

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 No.158532

File: 0da721e4cb579c6⋯.png (17.31 KB,402x366,67:61,images (2).png)

I'm the smartest neet here

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 No.158533

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 No.158534

Just drank some of the Glenmorangie. I didn't like the taste but it made my face go a bit warm, made me smile and flooded me with a feeling of euphoria.

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 No.158535

>>158533

>tube8

>blonde sharking

>blonde mudsharking

no thanks

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 No.158536

>>158533

Fuck off VN

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 No.158539

File: 3f52a658956c0c3⋯.jpg (3.44 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171121_171830.jpg)

Smoko time

5.5 hours to go neck me

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 No.158540

>>158502

I've had bigger spergouts

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 No.158541

>>158539

Big working man

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 No.158543

>>158540

I have a big erection

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 No.158544

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158535

what is mudsharking?

the only time i've heard of that term is in a frank zappa song about the vanilla fudge (a band from the 70s) with some groupies in a hotel where you could rent fishing rods

anyway the band caught a squid off the balcony and then filmed the girls fucking themselves with a squid

i think one of the members of led zep was there too

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 No.158545

>>158541

I'm a neet at heart.

My feet hurt and I wanna go home. Also it's fucking hot in the factory.

Work sux

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 No.158546

>>157804

Is this Albany?

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 No.158547

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158544

this is the vanilla fudge, the bass is pretty good imo

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 No.158548

>>158398

Living a shitty /nogf,money life goes pretty well with vodka

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 No.158549

>>158544

>what is mudsharking?

ask your mother

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 No.158550

>>158549

all she said was "cook your own fucking tendies"…?

thanks for nothing mate

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 No.158551

>>158550

well, der, it's just past 5pm so she has to hit the rsl for happy hour and go mudsharking

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 No.158552

>>158403

I honestly thought there was UFOs in the 1st pic before reading your comment. You got me, now back to work cunt

>>158539

Get back to work, goy

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 No.158553

>>158539

menthol?

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 No.158554

>>158551

ah, fuck. she's going to bring home some fat council worker in his 50's again who will eat all my munchies and i'll have to stay in my room while he uses the tv to watch terminator 2 while touching her up. he'll probably drink my redtins too

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 No.158555

but seriously, what is mudsharking? i get it's some porn thing

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 No.158556

>>158555

Ask your mum

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 No.158557

File: 9656a95c82c4fd0⋯.jpg (794.83 KB,4160x3120,4:3,poo in loo 3.jpg)

Picked up some neet treats

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 No.158558

>>158555

But seriously, just google it.

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 No.158559

Got a big pooey backed up in the NEETpipes, feels like there's a brick in my guts.

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 No.158560

>>158430

You need a good execution

>>158440

>I went to see Dr Pajeet

What for?

>>158458

Walk into the place backwards

>>158467

I tell ya there's nothing more pathetic than seeing some 40+ bogan riding a bmx around town

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 No.158561

File: feeeafe6dafde15⋯.jpg (171.13 KB,636x425,636:425,fd004-smirnoff-bond.jpg)

>>158557

>James Bond's vodka

He's gonna be mad when he finds out you've stolen it.

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 No.158562

I have stopped at just one Scotch. I don't know how I feel about it. I am confused. I will try again in another day or two.

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 No.158563

>>158562

Why did you stop at one?

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 No.158564

>>158560

I'm going to have stop brendan avataring since I outed myself like this.

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 No.158565

>>158563

I have never liked drinking. It makes me feel strange.

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 No.158566

Need to stop just cumming in my undies

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 No.158567

>>158566

saves cleaning up

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 No.158568

>>158567

Yeah but then you smell like a whore.

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 No.158569

>>158565

Thats fair enough. Like dissociated or just don't like altered mental states in general?

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 No.158570

>>158562

I usually only have one or two during a session.

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 No.158571

>>158533

Anyone who's been online for years has already seen that mate

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 No.158572

>>158568

gets me in the mood to go again

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 No.158573

>>158569

I find it difficult to explain. I like my life to be in order and my experiences to be predictable.

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 No.158574

>>158573

Are you autistic or have obsessive tendencies?

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 No.158575

>>158574

I don't think so.

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 No.158576

>>158473

What are March flies doing here in November?

>>158534

Welcome to your first day of alcoholism

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 No.158577

>15% success rate when you apply for DSP

wew

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 No.158578

>>158576

You are a fucking pussy and a coward

true neets bareback 8ch

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 No.158579

File: b99b8f102f494fe⋯.jpg (31.25 KB,403x403,1:1,rns.jpg)

Just found out I lost my job via text.

Why do these things happen to me? This isn't fair.

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 No.158580

Think I might go to Dan Murphys and try some of those little fat lamb drinks, never had them before but and I hardly drink at all but I just want to do something different for shit and giggles. What ones are best?

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 No.158581

>>158579

Why did they let you go?

>>158580

they are disgusting

worst neet meme beverage this year

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 No.158582

>>158580

Just get some goon.

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 No.158583

File: 452d7f305e3405f⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,7.19 MB,1280x720,16:9,dualshnbch.webm)

>>158533

>3d porn

Pleb

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 No.158584

>>158581

Really? I doubt they're all disgusting, I know they fuck you up fast because of the high alcohol content

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 No.158585

>>158581

Not going to disclose that information.

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 No.158586

>>158503

Do Expression of Interest for government jobs. No way you're gonna get a response, but in the one in a billion chance you do, you got yourself a government job.

>>158502

Why are you dealing with HR when you're employed?

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 No.158587

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 No.158588

>>158583

>getting off to that

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 No.158589

>>158583

hnnnng delicious brown girls

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 No.158590

>>158587

Because his court case is still ongoing

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 No.158591

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 No.158592

>>158559

How are you gonna get the poo out?

I drink coffee the stick my finger up my bum to lose it out

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 No.158593

>>158591

how did you know

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 No.158594

>>158577

Yeah and the idiot claiming itis so esry to get on it. Even if you have plenty of shit wrong it is all down to the assessor/psychologist assessor at centre link.

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 No.158595

>>158580

Get any flavor but berry.

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 No.158596

Do you NEETs have your goon served chilled?

I'm letting it chill in the fridge for a while.

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 No.158597

>>158596

I chill my goon to 3.6 degrees celsius and then eat with Russian caviar.

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 No.158598

>>158586

Trying to get a job, recruitment?

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 No.158599

>>158532

When I was making my NEET application, I had an interview with a clinical psych. She gave a me an IQ test and other shit. Don't know the exact number, but my IQ is in the 98th percentile, on 4 hours sleep, with no breakfast, with a strange woman in the house. My social capacity is in the bottom 1% though. Psych lady kept nervously asking my parents if I had a history of violence, so dad kept bragging about fights I got into as a kid. He's a bit autistic too, I think.

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 No.158600

>>158599

sounds like autism lol

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 No.158603

>>158599

When I had to go to the centrelink psych to get a suspension, I went there with my mum, and she just did all the talking for me and I got the 6 month suspension.

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 No.158604

Fuck it I'm out of whisky. Hopefully I'm sober enough to drive by 8pm or it's gonna be one long night.

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 No.158605

>>158596

Neets drink their goon chilled, boongs drink it warm

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 No.158606

>>158603

Do you mean 'exemption'

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 No.158607

>>158600

I'd say so, but her report got me on the DSP, first try, so maybe he was playing it up on purpose. I can't tell, sometimes.

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 No.158608

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 No.158609

File: a6882f348fa15be⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,360.08 KB,870x600,29:20,1411323016505.gif)

File: 8ad47f88ce599f5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,265.85 KB,595x842,595:842,1416565069037-2.jpg)

File: 08f41529f9e079d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,200.19 KB,850x770,85:77,sample_f0f0548b001941bba85….jpg)

File: 58926e991322c9f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,88.93 KB,850x611,850:611,sample_84b2069a95924bd8842….jpg)

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>>158588

Stay mad

>>158589

Yes

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 No.158610

>>158609

Disgusting. vile.

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 No.158611

File: f259e0a00661e2d⋯.png (78.85 KB,761x742,761:742,Screenshot_1.png)

I don't know if I meet the criteria. I have at least moderate functional impact on most of these. I don't know what cenno's definition of "severe" is.

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 No.158612

There are subversive, non-white elements operating within our wholesome NEET thread. Remember to keep alert at all times

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 No.158613

>>158598

He already has a job?

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 No.158614

>>158613

I don't have a job

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 No.158615

>>158614

Then you're not a wagie now are you cunt

What degree and certs do you have?

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 No.158616

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158309

Come in a variety of different models.

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 No.158617

>>158615

I dropped out of year 12

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 No.158618

>>158617

So you're not >>158502

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 No.158619

>>158618

I am not

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 No.158620

>>158611

It gives you examples of severe. You need to get your GP to refer you to a psychologist. Make sure that you tell them you need a clinical psych in order to get a clinical assessment. Otherwise they'll send you to a counselor who is only after the shekels from repeat visits.

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 No.158621

So what's the plan for tonight, NEETs?

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 No.158622

>>158610

Sam Neill?

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 No.158623

It's official boys, gonna get kicked out early next year.

Gonna have to use my newstart money to buy a tent and go innawoods

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 No.158624

>>158621

Hopefully scrounge something together for dinner, and avoid the wrath of mummybot, hopefully I won't have to as I was a good boy toady and did some chores.

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 No.158625

>>158379

>Is youth disability supplement and DSP the same below the age of 21?

The payment is the exact same. Both under 21 DSP and Youth allowance + Disability supplement are roughly $430 something, compared to normal Youth Allowance at $288

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 No.158626

>>158623

That is pretty cruel to force someone out like that. It was our parents job to raise us to be independent, if they failed and fucked our lives and hence fucking our chances of employment, then they should have to live with their failure to parent properly. Good thing I have another sibling to move out with though.

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 No.158627

>>158625

Thanks

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 No.158628

>>158626

I know right? I even offered to give them my newstart allowance

> Good thing I have another sibling to move out with though.

Lucky cunt

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 No.158629

>>158623

My last job was at a caravan park. I met a methhead who had the same bright idea. "I'll save money, he said." So he splashed out for a tent, camp stretcher and propane camp oven. He was back at the park and in a caravan within a fortnight.

It's either too cold or too hot and bugs will make you miserable. If you're in a city, find an empty chink property and squat. Or get in touch with a homeless shelter.

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 No.158630

>>158628

Just stay away from my dumpster

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 No.158631

>>158629

I dont think there are any empty chink properties around me, probably have to go out to further suburbs or something

And I heard homeless shelters are at breaking point in Sydney…

At least it wont be cold when I get kicked out… though recent Sydney weather puts even that in doubt

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 No.158632

File: 919469c68fd8332⋯.png (283.44 KB,864x580,216:145,melbourne.png)

Burn in hell, Melbourne! It's not the nuking we all prayed to Kek for, but the frog headed god has at least sent a heatwave to punish the city.

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 No.158633

>>158632

God always said the fags will burn …

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 No.158634

>>158631

>empty chink properties

we should start a squatter's movement where we go occupy all that empty housing, to protest foreign ownership and unaffordable housing - call it 'Take Back Australia'

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 No.158636

>>158634

Sounds like a fake hashtag campaign. Bogans putting photos of them squatting or having parties in empty chink houses. Someone get abo twitter on this, as well. The idea is to create outrage amongst chinks that bogans are shitting up their empty houses, which will then highlight how many cunts are buying up all these properties.

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 No.158637

>>158632

>hot weather in melbourne

After all these years I might start to like this place.

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 No.158638

>>158636

We need to export this meme to china. If we just create the impression amongst rich chinese that australia is a bad place to invest their money, housing prices should fall.

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 No.158639

>>158638

Even just outraged chinks going off at Australian bogans would be worth it. For the laffs. Get the bugmen all riled up and going off at whitey, so Turncuck has to apologize.

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 No.158640

>tfw white

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 No.158641

>>158632

>dry and hot conditions

>fire season

>just had their volunteer firey brigades gutted

>fag marriage passing

VICTORIA, YES!

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 No.158642

>>158632

The weather is to suit the niggers naturals habitat.

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 No.158643

>>158638

We could start sending free copies of Romper Stomper to chinese politicians too

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 No.158644

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158642

>It's an 'APEX goes to the beach' episode

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 No.158645

>>158643

>implying they've ever paid for any movies

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 No.158646

For all you new neets this is how you be a real neet.

Go to centrelink and tell them your hand hurts and you want dsp, fill out the form and hand it in.

Then go to the public housing commission and say you want a house because you have a headache, fill in the form and hand it in.

2 Days later you will have DSP plus a $5 000 bonus and a 2 story housing commission house and a brand new commodore.

It's real easy

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 No.158647

>>158646

>Go to centrelink and tell them your hand hurts and you want dsp, fill out the form and hand it in.

Shitpost

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 No.158648

>>158645

I thought the chink market was one of the biggest for movies.

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 No.158649

>>158632

Land of the sodomite damned

S t r a i g h t t o h e l l

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 No.158650

>>158648

Because there are what, 1.6 billion of them. Over a quarter of the world's population.

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 No.158651

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 No.158652

Who wants to argue and sperg?

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 No.158653

File: 8f4896cf61116e6⋯.jpeg (92.81 KB,1387x702,1387:702,8f4.jpeg)

>>158652

No lets be frends

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 No.158654

>>158620

Personally I have a few health professionals in my ammo bag: a gp, a clinical psych, a psychiatrist, a specialist psych for my condition. I just don't know if they will consider my case severe enough. I think I qualify but it seems I need to do some convincing with them.

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 No.158655

>>158653

Fuck you

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 No.158656

>>158654

Bring in a plate of tendies for them, worked for me

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 No.158657

>>158654

Ask them their thoughts on the matter. If a clinical psych thinks you should be on the DSP, you're basically on. If they don't think you should be on the DSP, you wont get on. I had my GP and a psych support my claim. Had to wait a few months, then I was on.

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 No.158658

File: f448abc7b0df394⋯.jpg (1.1 MB,1588x1600,397:400,f448abc7b0df39.jpg)

>>158652

Let's dance, cunt.

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 No.158659

File: 75e610a29191f67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.43 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15112555654691121139154.jpg)

I got poo on my hands again

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 No.158660

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.158661

File: 0ea2b05382cd930⋯.png (10.87 KB,467x453,467:453,pepe303.png)

>>158659

There is a limit to what I will tolerate.

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 No.158662

>>158659

that's not poo

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 No.158663

>>158659

Un-ironically kill yourself.

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 No.158664

>>158660

Praise Jesus

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 No.158665

>>158659

Now you understand why pajeets have the skin colouration they do.

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 No.158666

>>158662

There was some blood in it since the poo was so hard

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 No.158667

File: aee50e06305fc3c⋯.jpg (15.93 KB,320x320,1:1,comfy.jpg)

Just put on a fresh set of sheets and had a shower, going to sleep well tonight.

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 No.158668

>>158657

My psych said no but I disagree. I don't feel he's taking me seriously. He's also forgot some important stuff I've told him about my life and isn't entirely qualified to help me because of my special condition… so I'm rambling here, bottom line is I'll get serious about this stuff and get the right help/treatment/payment.

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 No.158669

>>158668

If you aren't happy with your psych and aren't feeling like they support you then switch to a different one as soon as possible.

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 No.158670

File: 57393b0df1d5e58⋯.png (350.64 KB,710x542,355:271,whoisbehindthis.PNG)

>>158494

BO is still on holiday

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 No.158671

File: 2ac2b0d0db95277⋯.jpg (39.32 KB,600x600,1:1,4.jpg)

sitting in the darkness, scanning the walls for any signs of huntsmans

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 No.158672

>>158671

Huntsmans are bro tier, they eat other spiders and bugs.

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 No.158673

>>158671

At least you know they won't be hunting you

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 No.158674

>>158673

>At least you know they won't be hunting you

>huntsman

>hunts man

>hunts

>man

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 No.158675

>>158674

The joke was that he's a pussy

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 No.158676

>>158670

Almost 5 hours later it's still there. I thought he "employed" one or two mods, but they're probably passed-out drunk or stoned.

>>158621

Drinking coffee atm, but will get back on the piss in a few hours

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 No.158677

>720 posts in a bit over a day

What's happening ?

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 No.158679

NEWEWE

>>158678

>>158678

>>158678

A bit early to cut off any dipshits forcing us to 750

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 No.158681

>>158677

holiday season m80

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 No.158695

>drove to dan murphys before for a ten pack of little fat lamb lemon

>walk in, the place and selection for everything is fucking massive

>walk around for several minutes

>only 2 people working there, already busy

>find them, only berry flavor

>fuck it walk out and go to kfc

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 No.158704

>>158652

nah, i exhausted myself last night

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 No.158708

118 posts in this thread, less than last time. i'll need to pull my socks up for the next thread

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 No.158709

>>158695

>>fuck it walk out and go to kfc

What did you get?

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 No.158711

>>158709

i think they've all ran off to the new thread

>>158679

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 No.158712

23 fucking posts left !!!

Wasteful bloody cunts, back when I was a lad we had to fight 6 niggers and a rabid jew just to make ONE bloody shitpost and you young cunts just throw them away ….

No wonder the countries in a bloody mess

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 No.158717

>>158712

We leave these posts to keep the lower iq neets out the main thread for longer

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 No.158728

>>158717

>lower iq neets out the main thread

And what's the count in the new thread for posts about shit or fapping so far 50% ? 60% ?

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 No.158730

>>158728

Shit finger posts in this thread: 1

Shit finger posts in the new thread: None

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 No.159134

It's astounding, time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely, not for very much longer

I've got to keep control

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 No.159135

I remember doing the time warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let's do the time warp again,

Let's do the time warp again!

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 No.159136

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane,

Let's do the time warp again!

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 No.159137

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me

So you can't see me, no not at all

In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You're there in the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You're spaced out on sensation,

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the time warp again!

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 No.159138

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook me up, he took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Let's do the time warp again!

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