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File: 5f3df9cd5c63072⋯.jpg (15.47 KB,267x400,267:400,howard-and-costello.jpg)

 No.157930 [View All]

You didnt get 200 posts in the last thread cunt, I won the no. of posts and you know it.

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 No.158644

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158642

>It's an 'APEX goes to the beach' episode

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 No.158645

>>158643

>implying they've ever paid for any movies

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 No.158646

For all you new neets this is how you be a real neet.

Go to centrelink and tell them your hand hurts and you want dsp, fill out the form and hand it in.

Then go to the public housing commission and say you want a house because you have a headache, fill in the form and hand it in.

2 Days later you will have DSP plus a $5 000 bonus and a 2 story housing commission house and a brand new commodore.

It's real easy

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 No.158647

>>158646

>Go to centrelink and tell them your hand hurts and you want dsp, fill out the form and hand it in.

Shitpost

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 No.158648

>>158645

I thought the chink market was one of the biggest for movies.

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 No.158649

>>158632

Land of the sodomite damned

S t r a i g h t t o h e l l

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 No.158650

>>158648

Because there are what, 1.6 billion of them. Over a quarter of the world's population.

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 No.158651

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 No.158652

Who wants to argue and sperg?

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 No.158653

File: 8f4896cf61116e6⋯.jpeg (92.81 KB,1387x702,1387:702,8f4.jpeg)

>>158652

No lets be frends

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 No.158654

>>158620

Personally I have a few health professionals in my ammo bag: a gp, a clinical psych, a psychiatrist, a specialist psych for my condition. I just don't know if they will consider my case severe enough. I think I qualify but it seems I need to do some convincing with them.

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 No.158655

>>158653

Fuck you

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 No.158656

>>158654

Bring in a plate of tendies for them, worked for me

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 No.158657

>>158654

Ask them their thoughts on the matter. If a clinical psych thinks you should be on the DSP, you're basically on. If they don't think you should be on the DSP, you wont get on. I had my GP and a psych support my claim. Had to wait a few months, then I was on.

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 No.158658

File: f448abc7b0df394⋯.jpg (1.1 MB,1588x1600,397:400,f448abc7b0df39.jpg)

>>158652

Let's dance, cunt.

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 No.158659

File: 75e610a29191f67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.43 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15112555654691121139154.jpg)

I got poo on my hands again

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 No.158660

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 No.158661

File: 0ea2b05382cd930⋯.png (10.87 KB,467x453,467:453,pepe303.png)

>>158659

There is a limit to what I will tolerate.

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 No.158662

>>158659

that's not poo

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 No.158663

>>158659

Un-ironically kill yourself.

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 No.158664

>>158660

Praise Jesus

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 No.158665

>>158659

Now you understand why pajeets have the skin colouration they do.

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 No.158666

>>158662

There was some blood in it since the poo was so hard

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 No.158667

File: aee50e06305fc3c⋯.jpg (15.93 KB,320x320,1:1,comfy.jpg)

Just put on a fresh set of sheets and had a shower, going to sleep well tonight.

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 No.158668

>>158657

My psych said no but I disagree. I don't feel he's taking me seriously. He's also forgot some important stuff I've told him about my life and isn't entirely qualified to help me because of my special condition… so I'm rambling here, bottom line is I'll get serious about this stuff and get the right help/treatment/payment.

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 No.158669

>>158668

If you aren't happy with your psych and aren't feeling like they support you then switch to a different one as soon as possible.

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 No.158670

File: 57393b0df1d5e58⋯.png (350.64 KB,710x542,355:271,whoisbehindthis.PNG)

>>158494

BO is still on holiday

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 No.158671

File: 2ac2b0d0db95277⋯.jpg (39.32 KB,600x600,1:1,4.jpg)

sitting in the darkness, scanning the walls for any signs of huntsmans

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 No.158672

>>158671

Huntsmans are bro tier, they eat other spiders and bugs.

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 No.158673

>>158671

At least you know they won't be hunting you

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 No.158674

>>158673

>At least you know they won't be hunting you

>huntsman

>hunts man

>hunts

>man

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 No.158675

>>158674

The joke was that he's a pussy

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 No.158676

>>158670

Almost 5 hours later it's still there. I thought he "employed" one or two mods, but they're probably passed-out drunk or stoned.

>>158621

Drinking coffee atm, but will get back on the piss in a few hours

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 No.158677

>720 posts in a bit over a day

What's happening ?

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 No.158679

NEWEWE

>>158678

>>158678

>>158678

A bit early to cut off any dipshits forcing us to 750

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 No.158681

>>158677

holiday season m80

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 No.158695

>drove to dan murphys before for a ten pack of little fat lamb lemon

>walk in, the place and selection for everything is fucking massive

>walk around for several minutes

>only 2 people working there, already busy

>find them, only berry flavor

>fuck it walk out and go to kfc

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 No.158704

>>158652

nah, i exhausted myself last night

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 No.158708

118 posts in this thread, less than last time. i'll need to pull my socks up for the next thread

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 No.158709

>>158695

>>fuck it walk out and go to kfc

What did you get?

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 No.158711

>>158709

i think they've all ran off to the new thread

>>158679

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 No.158712

23 fucking posts left !!!

Wasteful bloody cunts, back when I was a lad we had to fight 6 niggers and a rabid jew just to make ONE bloody shitpost and you young cunts just throw them away ….

No wonder the countries in a bloody mess

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 No.158717

>>158712

We leave these posts to keep the lower iq neets out the main thread for longer

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 No.158728

>>158717

>lower iq neets out the main thread

And what's the count in the new thread for posts about shit or fapping so far 50% ? 60% ?

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 No.158730

>>158728

Shit finger posts in this thread: 1

Shit finger posts in the new thread: None

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 No.159134

It's astounding, time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely, not for very much longer

I've got to keep control

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 No.159135

I remember doing the time warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let's do the time warp again,

Let's do the time warp again!

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 No.159136

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane,

Let's do the time warp again!

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 No.159137

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me

So you can't see me, no not at all

In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You're there in the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You're spaced out on sensation,

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the time warp again!

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 No.159138

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook me up, he took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Let's do the time warp again!

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