No.187805
/aus/ how do I become a banter master?
I want to be a sick cunt
Is it genetic?
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No.188047
You could try claiming catalonia as part of portugal for various >insert reasons here<
At the moment we have a gender-neutral scandal with the commonwealth games, where even phrases like "ladies and gentleman" are being frowned upon, which makes for good banter but is pretty bad banter in itself
Ridiculous yes, sensible no
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No.188059
If they make all public addresses as "ladies, gentlemen, and wankers" at the games, it would be both ridiculous and sensible
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No.188329
>>188047
>>188059
>Commonwealth Games
Do you have Shitflinging competitions for the Pajeets?
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No.189426
>>188329
It's called cricket
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No.191144
Nah mate ya fucked you dont even have it in ya to shitpost cracker bants on the fucken /aus/ board so you might as well pack it up and fuck off to leafland
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No.191767
>>191144
>Leafland
If I wanted to suck muslim dick and be freezing 9 out of 12 months of the year I'd fuckoff to Sweden.
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No.191782
>>187805
Porties are alright blokes but you all seem a bit high and mighty, banter comes from the heart and when the spirit is light and without care the abuse can flow forth unburdened. It may not be possible for other people to banter at such capacities as the Aussie, even our kindred in Canada and NZ can't quite match it
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No.191989
>>191782
That was beautiful lad, reads like it came from the heart.
Cheers
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No.192002
>>191767
I see why the swedes suck dick now, it warms them up.
Truly a survivalistic race.
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No.192614
>>191782
It could just be the environment. Cleve was born in America, but after living in Australia for a number of years he was able to become one of the foremost shitposters of our time.
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No.193232
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