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 No.195353

>Failed the ADF aptitude test for the second time

Was always shit at math, and it doesen't help that no one wants to give me a job. The shit government is making me TURN into a criminal and do illegal things to obtain money.

Having a hard time paying bills, and thinking of ways to steal money.

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 No.195355

don't give up hope anon. i smashed the aptitude test first round and they wanted to throw me into the officer shite (adfa) but i got blacklisted because of my med history.

what other quals do you have??

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 No.195362

>>195355

Are you bragging?

>what other quals do you have??

Is being a high school drop out a qualification?

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 No.195364

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>ways to steal money

create a crypto-currency with pre-mine, pump and then exit scam

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 No.195365

>>195355

Nah, was just wondering if you had a trade cert or something. Seriously defence it's not for everyone esp. if you want a family. It's shit if you're older but maybe consider going into an apprenticeship that way you get guaranteed employment although some industries pay like 8 bucks an hour for first years.

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 No.195371

I know that feel bro. I got rejected for a job literally shoveling shit in a ditch. I'm not even qualified for the lowest most shittiest jobs. All I want is UBI.

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 No.195381

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>>195365

I was the perfect candidate for the army, I'm a hard worker, love getting dirty, willing to fight for our country, willing to go through with the training, respect authority, respect and enjoy an environment that's stressful, and requires discipline and commitment etc.. but fuck these cunts.

>Cant do this mathematics test

>Fuck off cunt, don't want you.

Fucking retarded, if they really wanted people they could add things like a mechanical part of the test, which makes you opt out of the mathematics one. Just because you know trigonometry doesn't make you smarter than me. I can rebuild entire motorcycle engines, can you? probably not but that doesn't make you stupid.

>>195371

What excuse did they give you?

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 No.195387

>ADF

don't do it unless you're really desperate. its a shitty life style unless you're very driven and plan to go high. if its mediocrity you're settling for then don't bother.

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 No.195391

>>195353

Good, do you want to look JUSTED for the rest of your life once you leave

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 No.195420

>>195381

>What excuse did they give you?

They said I didn't have enough experience to shovel shit.

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 No.195425

>>195353

>failed ADF aptitude test

No offence but how? You only need year 9 maths to be a grunt. What were you trying to be a fucking AEA or a fighter pilot?

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 No.195426

>>195381

>I was the perfect candidate for the army, I'm a hard worker, love getting dirty, willing to fight for our country, willing to go through with the training, respect authority, respect and enjoy an environment that's stressful, and requires discipline and commitment etc.. but fuck these cunts.

You would have been bitterly disappointed. No one in the ADF works hard or loves getting dirty.

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 No.195447

>>195425

this

dont sweat too much, the trig questions hardly anyone gets, you can practice aptitude tests, and improve your maths, better than being knocked back for a medical reason

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 No.195458

So are you divying shard for a cut of bread or what lad?? Illegal things are good source sumtimes.

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 No.195489

>>195353

>>195381

You are probably just dumb cunts. I don't know maths either except for basic shit, didn't answer like 2/3 of the question. Still passed with flying colours and got all jobs available except for information analyst or something. If you failed the aptitude test it probably just means you have low IQ, which you can't improve.

Ironically, I couldn't get in cause I dropped out of year 10.

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 No.195587

>>195489

>Ironically, I couldn't get in cause I dropped out of year 10.

same… isn't it funny how for the police you don't need any qualifications yet the army demand you have year 10 passes? fucking retarded

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