/aus/ - Australia

>>143854

I only came here at general #7 I think and I couldn't even remember what that was called.

All I remember before it hit #15 was someone talking about building a house out of tendie boxes

>>143859

Fuck off already. Move on.

>>143861

That's why the edition is what it is you little shit

>>143860

Nofun neet detected

>>143864

fucking fr*gposter

>>143864

I just want the neet threads to be for actual neets. That faggot has nothing but disdain for us now but still hangs around here. He slanders our community and tries to make the most undignified examples of neetlife under the guise of shitposting.

>>143869

>>143866

There are some nice frogs In that thread m8

>>143881

NEET victory imminent

>>143869

This to be honest. He is like someone who has beaten alcoholism a long time ago but still feels a strange need to come back to alcoholics anonymous meetins, where he just walks around making snarky comments and putting on a mocking voice saying things like ' just begged on the street for a few hours so I could buy some methylated spirits'

>>143887

I'm sure there's neets who secretly have jobs here (or at least want jobs), and technically I'm self employed and don't earn enough to escape cenno yet.

>>143892

It feels good to have me here? I knew you wanted me here.

>>143890

I have my first shift tomorrow.

>>143897

Welcome to the dark side

>>143901

I'm not saving any of them, they are disgusting things for brainless fools to use to assimilate into the herd.

>>143906

Well you should find other ways. You should be yourself and be accepted for that and not change yourself to fit into the group.

>>143886

You know, and maybe this is just the sedatives talking, but some more anime qts would be nice to balance out all the frogposting.

Speaking of degenerate weeaboo stuff, has anyone seen Welcome to the NHK?

Got a call from the DHS today. DSP approved. I get more neetbux per fortnight as well as back-pay from when I applied in April or May. Should officially be a neet by Thursday. Tossing up between getting a bottle of whiskey or a 6 pack to mark the occasion. Apparently I have no mandatory participation requirements any more, only voluntary ones. I must be more mental than I thought I was. I thought I'd be happy about this, but I'm actually feeling slightly concerned for some reason.

>>143909

>but I'm actually feeling slightly concerned for some reason

You took the DSP pill. This is what the rest of your life is going to be like.

>>143908

That is part of what the other general is for, this is the western one, the other is the eastern one.

Yes I have seen it, I thought it was alright.

>>143909

Buy the most expensive piss you can and sit outside MAX and gloat the the bitches that work there about how good life is.

It will give inspiration to all the other poor souls that walk in there

>>143886

This isn't your general faggot. We have always used pepes. Don't like it? GTFO.

>>143909

You've escaped the wheel of dharma and achieved neetvarna! There can be no higher goal than achieving DSP status. Well, other than dying a virgin.

>>143903

> they are disgusting things for brainless fools to use to assimilate into the herd.

>wahhh wahh bullshit I have pulled from my ass

A picture of a frog will have more depth than your bland, soggy cardboard personality will ever have, idiot.

>>143915

>You've escaped the wheel of dharma

I read that as wheel of diarrhea

I think everyone was too lazy to make the new thread. I don't keep track of the post limit/count too much.

>>143911

Well, that's shit. Time to learn some useful skills, I guess. Right after I motivate myself enough to finish the games in my library.

>>143913

I'm not really the exhibitionist sort, or much of a drinker.

>>143915

Thanks, I guess. If I discover any esoteric wisdom than can aid other seekers, I'll be sure to pass it on. Or shitpost. Time for bed, g'night.

>>143920

Dharma's a hindu concept, so maybe it's metaphorical for diarrhea. Or cholera. Or rabies. Or…wtf is it that after 4000 years of civilisation the indians still can't poo in the fucking loo?

Anyway, I'm off to bed neetbros. Got an exciting day planned tomorrow.

>>143923

>Got an exciting day planned tomorrow.

I do as well. Might do some yard work to please mummybot and put some petrol in the car.

ArseholeNEET here.

I am pleased to announce that my backdoor is now healed of all fissures! Through abstinence from shitting and copious use of healing flowers, my I have allowed my shattered shitter to heal to the point where it no longer bleeds when I poo. Regrettably, I have no pics of my boypussy at this time, however I may be able to supply one at a later time.

>>143925

Man your worse than I am

>>143914

I'm not talking about this general, as I said several posts above the one you replied to I made my own, I made it so I could 'GTFO' but I really don't think you want me leaving this thread as you people keep posting meme frogs in my own, it's as if you really do want me here.

>>143916

Your opinions on personalties or anything else are worthless considering that you have none of your own and think a dumb meme frog has depth.

>>143925

I expect to see evidence of this progress you speak of

>>143927

Don't you get scared?

>>143928

>Your opinions on personalties or anything else are worthless considering that you have none of your own and think a dumb meme frog has depth.

I guess you are too stupid to understand. It appears you are not as smart as you seem. Also - you know nothing about my personality, and I know yours is hated by everyone here.

>I'm not talking about this general, as I said several posts above the one you replied to I made my own, I made it so I could 'GTFO' but I really don't think you want me leaving this thread as you people keep posting meme frogs in my own, it's as if you really do want me here.

The BO here banned you before. I wouldn't go making another thread because you sperged out people were posting pepes. You complain and told us that this is "your" general - but you only started posting here a few months ago, I have been here since the early threads in 2015. You are the rapefugee and you have to go back - cancer.

>>143927

Go for a paint

>>143931

Nah, they got rid of all the ghosts 2 years ago in my suburb

>>143938

Lol nice.. When I was younger I used to get a laser pointer and shine it through their windows thinking im an assassin, you should try it out

>>143944

excuse me?

>>143946

>>143945

What I meant to say is …

>>1439475

HAHAHHA

*slips into unconsciousness *

Take the sleep pill

>>143940

The Queensland Police Officer that helped introduce that scheme (anyone remember the TV show "Wombat"? The cop from that) got busted: http://tvtonight.com.au/2010/11/former-tv-cop-receives-suspended-sentence.html

>>143951

>vintage child porn

Sounds like he had taste

>>143940

how is it harder? you just stick one of those stickers on your door and they come to you

Morning fellow NEETo's

>>143907

Why do you sound like an after-school special?

>>143958

'morn m8

>>143959

he reminds me of me when i used to be the most punk rockingest kid

<trying to be an individual rather than myself

wakey wakey hands off snakey.

>>143962

well that ruins my plans for the day

>>143963

What did you have planned? a marathon fap session?

>>143964

it's the cornerstone of my daily routine

Morning neets! What's on for you today? It's 8:50, watching UFO documentaries while getting drunk. Just think, right now I could be on my way to work, stuck in traffic and reeeee-ing myself to death.

>>143966

Going to have to go semi-wagie today and service my motorbike, just an oil change, oil filter, air filter and top up the coolant and check the brakes. Will save me $150ish instead of taking it to a mechanic.

>>143908

>has anyone seen Welcome to the NHK?

Hitori bocchi anon.

I wish I had a gf.

No fuel and no money. Mummy is going to have to drive me to my MAX appointment.

Spent all morning drinking, but only 1/3rd of the way through my bottle of vodka. Even as a drunk, I'm a failure. What now anons?

>>143976

keep drinking

what else is there

>>143977

Says the dumb frogposter

>>143958

morning

>>143977

the only thing you can be sure of is yourself m8

blanda up and step it up

>>143983

>blanda up

What does this mean?

>>143984

i just looked it up and feel disappointed in myself

Why is there so much discontentedness in the threads lately? you should all be comfy.

>>143988

spring rains which means neets are getting antsy and feeling the urge to mate

>>143980

>Says the dumb frogposter

Hostility, insults and pepe hating. GTFO normalfag.

>>143988

The anti pepe sperg has been causing drama because he seeks attention. He has been banned before, its only a matter of time before he is again.

>>143977

Don't worry m8, we go through periods like this as the mods are sometimes busy.

>>143976

Is 1/3 a lot?

>>143966

Might get some clothes washed. I was going to go for a walk as well.

>>143992

>the mods are sometimes busy.

>the mods

>mods

>>143994

gov funded ex gf

>>143996

gday nigel

>>143997

What's new in Oz?

>>143999

Two of the wicked witches were assassinated by someone from Kansas.

>>143999

The dish ran away with the spoon

>>144001

You forgot to mention to stop masturbating

>>144001

I wish I could eat tinned fish. I have tried many times but I just don't like the taste. I have tried pretty much everything. Tuna, salmon, mackerel, sardines. The only one I find edible is pink salmon, but it is really expensive.

>>144005

weird, i find sardines taste like absolutely nothing

>>144000

They weren't wicked they were misunderstood this is a tragedy

>>144002

You better go catch them hahahahhaa

>>144005

tinned fish in oil shouldn't smell bad

if anything, try them with lemon juice

>>143990

pepe is normie tier now tbh. Redditors, twitchfags and kekfags all use it.

>>144001

I've never had sardines before what are they like? I enjoy canned tuna and most fish related things.

>>144010

on toast with salt, pepper and tomato and tabasco is a great cheap hangover cure

>>144010

I was smack-bang in the middle of a bodybuilding binge in my final year of highschool and by the time the final exams were finished I was eating a huge tin of unflavored tuna in brine every single day, along with unflavored protein powder and rehydratable milk.

I wasn't willing to give up my protein by the time schoolies rolled around and I was still too poor to buy protein bars so I packed a bag full of cheap Coles tuna tins and took it on the road trip. It was bloody freezing - raining and windy - and everyone else was eating snags by the fire while I forked out my cold Coles tuna. It made me feel ill and I could barely choke it down. I made it a single day before throwing the whole bag into a bin. I've never eaten unflavoured tuna since.

Did you cunts go on a schoolies trip?

>>144001

My old man eats these on toast, i've never been game enough to try them cause of the smell.

>>144013

>Did you cunts go on a schoolies trip?

think before you post

>>144013

>Did you cunts go on a schoolies trip?

by the time schoolies came around i didn't have any friends. this was 10 years ago

>>144012

I dont drink and I don't care much for toast.

>>144013

Yeah unflavoured tuna is shit also schoolies is for degenerates.

>>144015

I'm not sure what you mean by that. I haven't had any friends since highschool ended seven years ago (FUCK, seven years and I've done nothing…) but I had a few at the time. I think most NEETs had at least a couple mates when they were in school.

>>144017

:(

We could go on a NEET roadtrip

>>144021

>NEET roadtrip

I will need two seats in the car. A bit fat.

>>144022

DietNEET? We could just attach a trailer to the neetmobile and fit it out with comfy beanbags for the thicc NEETs who are too voluminous for the inside of the car. Of course, this is against the law and we're not going to make a speedy getaway from the police if we've got half a ton of NEET flesh weighing us down so we'll need to jettison the trailer. You're okay with being the sacrifice, right?

>>143994

lmao. Evidence, obligations. MAX and the other job search providers are operating like the prison system.

>>144013

Bodybuilding is a mental illness

>>144023

>>144022

Who's neet mobile would we take?

>>144025

The neet astra

>>144025

I am not getting in rapeneet's astra. I very much doubt my hygiene and cleanliness standards will be met.

>>144025

I'll take out a $1200 DSPbux advance payment and buy an old Commo.

Does anyone know which banks will put your cenno bux into your account the night before your official pay day?

>>144029

Commonwealth puts my bux in a whole 48 hours before the date cenno states (monday)

>>144030

That is interesting. Does anyone know what they do if your pay day is not a Monday?

>>144001

Add lemon pepper to sardines to make it more tolerable if you can't stomach them. Sardines have a fuckload of arsenic though so I have them twice a week max.

>>144013

Yeh I went, was fun every second but I could have gone without it. A lot of travelling is the same, the govt already gives enough money of mine to foreigners, they'll get no more help under the guise of "travel"

>>144032

Is your hairline receding m8?

>>144035

Nah its just the way the hair looks right now

>>144032

For a moment I thought you were wearing a yarmulke, then I realised it was just the seat behind your head.

>>144038

5 garlic breads. Are you expecting to be attacked by an army of vampires?

>>144040

I wish they would attack. Just end my miserable existence.

>>144039

Nah I made sure to take it off before I took the photo

>>144042

Do you keep it on when raping?

>>144043

Yeh it's so the police won't investigate me

>4pm and I'm still in bed

>>144038

Are the thickshakes there any good?

>>144046

Yeah the chocolate ones are really good. Very thick and rich.

>>144031

I'm with Commonwealth now and get paid Sunday mornings while my payday is Monday

Previously I got paid on a weekday and the pay would just be in there early in the morning of the day (so very early Tuesday morning if payday is Tuesday)

Being paid early is pretty good, but if I fuck up and report late I don't get paid until Tuesday which really messes me around.

>>144047

Thick like a big black cock

>>143824

The only thing bad is you have to do a full de-press to do a key press, so you can't do a half an a press, so you use your wrist to press and it's all ez. Unless you're muttering muh distance travel and "the tactile feel is bad xd, pressing hard is too hard", that's autistic.

>>144001

>do all these commonly recommended things and also use this suspiciously advertised product

It's like those diets that sell you an elaborate plan that only works because you just consume less calories

>>144057

nice censoring retard

>>144057

Do you believe in JUSTICE?

>>144038

Twenty-three thousand kilojoules. Are you actually eating that all in one day?

>>144056

yeah i got mine today

i'll have to venture into the real world tomorrow to post it

>>144064

I got mine over a week ago and still haven't filled it out

One day, one day

>>144063

I just finished it. I ate everything except three slices of the last garlic bread.

I have a binge eating disorder.

>>144066

>giving up that close to the end

you're never going to make it mate

>>144066

So we noticed. Do you get any treatment?

>>144068

I have been seeing a psychologist for the last two years. We talk about lots of stuff, including my binge eating and obesity.

It is a struggle still.

>>144071

I hope you never feel bad about binge eating. Accept that it feels good, but you want to cut down somehow/slowly.

>>144072

It feels bad when you eat so much your stomach aches and you spend all night walking up and down the hallway because you are in too much pain to lie down and go to sleep.

Have spent nights kneeling over the toilet trying to make myself throw up to try and ease the pressure.

>>144073

Yeah maybe find a way to crack down. Water to dull the appetite? Good luck with it anyway

>>144074

The solution is probably more mental than anything. Hopefully his psych does a good job.

<friend is talking about vaping, darts cost too much even when hand-rolling your own

<since you can't handroll a vape, hand rolling will be a lost technique later down the years.

fugg

>>144038

And I bet you'll eat all of that in one go you fat fuck

>>144032

looks retarded tbh

Found five bucks on my adventures today neetos

That's half a goonbag just because I went outside

>>144083

I hope you handed it in at the nearest police station.

>>144052

fuck off cuckneet

>>144087

I'm sure it'll make its way there someday

>>144033

>Sardines have a fuckload of arsenic

citation needed

>>144089

Make it tomorrow morning m8, first thing. You will feel much better about yourself.

>>144083

>>144087

>>144089

Hand it in to your nearest Dan Murphy's - they'll give you a reward.

>>144057

Looks like you blew a load on it tbh you sick fuck.

>>144083

Hope you declared it to Centrelink as income

>Mfw ASIO algorithm picks this post up and reads the thread

>>144073

I am thin because I hate the full feeling. It makes me sick, that is why when I am currently gaining weight I usually eat small meals throughout the day, rather than big, monolithic ones.

>>144092

What can you even buy there for $5?

>>144083

a bottle of coopers sparkling

Did well today neetbros. After spending the morning drinking, I sobered up on a long neetwalk, then came home and cleaned my bathroom and kitchen. And I finally unboxed the arduino kit I bought and got it to spin an electric motor.

>>144101

Well done m8. Always feels good to be productive and to have a clean house.

>>144098

Dreams

>>144102

depends, i've had some bad cheapo tins in my time

nothing a bit of chili sauce and lemon can't fix

Do any of you NEETs enjoy a cheeky tin of smoked oysters?

just read this comment on a youtube video:

>I have just taken a shit and the toilet water splashed up onto my butthole. After I wipe and get up to go shower the poo water drips down my leg and sends chills down my spine.

sounds spookily familiar

>>144111

fug. my lunch is set for tomorrow

woah

>>144073

>It feels bad when you eat so much your stomach aches and you spend all night walking up and down the hallway because you are in too much pain to lie down and go to sleep.

Fat cunt here, I've eaten heaps like that in a sitting before and never had that happen, never felt physical pain from being full, just a little shame

>>144111

Fucking gross

Nightshift edition - sometimes when I can't sleep, I go to a 7/11 and buy something to eat, not because I'm hungry, but just to see something else besides the inside of my bedroom.

>>144095

I blow a load into anything I find

>>144124

I don't have any 7/11 stores near me. Hopefully that changes as I want some of the donuts there.

>>144131

Some of them sell krispy kreme. I never buy them, because I figure krispy's are only worth having if they're right out of the oven

>>144132

It's all made by pajeet

>Andrew has autism and Asperger's and was on a disability support pension, Andrew McInnes became friends with Moreton Bay woman Leisa Atkinson when he was 17, his sister Aleah claims

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/09/19/18/20/outrage-after-single-mum-accused-of-taking-centrelink-payments-from-teen-boyfriend

Protect your bux

>>144136

Milfs crave our NEEtbux

Rise and shine NEETies

>>144140

yes sir

>>144140

I have risen but I refuse to shine

>>144140

Get UP!

>>144140

I am up. I am writing out my shopping list for the NEETshop this morning. Got to get there before all the normies crowd the joint out.

>>144021

I had friends but they were just kids I sat with at recess and lunch as well as in class, we enjoyed each other's company but never did anything outside school or once school ended, apart from getting our end of year 12 results and having a chat conversation about that I haven't spoken to any of them once apart from 2 I saw in my local area.

I think that's similar for most NEETs, at least in my school the whole schoolies thing seemed like a NEET hell.

>>144106

Never had them tbh

>>144116

Looks good tbh.

>>144148

>Stranger Things

Is it worth watching?

No spoilers please.

>>144151

Yeh you feel a sense of accomplishment but shame at the same time

>>144156

i think so

we couldn't be this if shit was working, we are a bi-product of the decadence era that's almost over and our surroundings suffer from our existence.

work or die was the way of the world and that was how it worked.

we are a detrimental force that was allowed to flourish and we, as a whole, are responsible for part of the issues we face.

>>144153

i watched the first season

it was ok

didnt know that season two had been released til now though, i'll wait til the whole season is out so i can binge watch it

>>144167

burning women is how muzzies say hello

good thing i'm voting no

>>144167

Yeh the dumb fuck set himself on fire as well, more tax dollars to put in hospital when that money could have gone to neets

>set up a catfish account on tinder with some pics of a model to get nudes

>only swipe right with dumb looking bitches with big tits

>set search to 18yo's

>get 20 matches in one night

>all fucking drop dead sexy bitches

>talking to them, realize I'd have to put in work to get nudes

>really cbf with it, also beta as fuck

all those fresh and juicy pussies just waiting for dick m8s

>>144172

was it awesome? had you tried them before?

>>144174

If you have any success post the conversation.

>>144158

>we, as a whole, are responsible for part of the issues we face.

I didn't ask to be born ugly, retarded and socially incapable. That isn't my fault.

Hey cunts, my financial aid application went through and I don't need to pay a cent for my online uni paper this semester. My tax refund is coming through in t-minus 3 days so it's time for this NET to start investing.

>>144148

> I don't want to have to go to school - wait, I'm a neet, I don't have to

Thanks for blessing me with this feeling, NEET. I hated school, I'm seven years from HS graduation and I still have strong negative feelings towards the public schooling system in Australia. Have I told you guys about the anti-bullying policy at my highschool which encouraged bullying?

>>144174

I find it really disheartening when I see women reacting to good-looking guys. Females behave so differently around guys who aren't attractive, it's like they're offended and made angry by the presence of a man who doesn't make their pussy squirm. Fucking cunts.

>>144177

it was nice although i wish you could taste the fish some more. never had'em before

>>144174

what area? sure they aren't fake like you? probably girlfriends trying to catch their boyfriends cheating

isn't tinder locked together with facebook?

>>143927

I used to go for walks in my area. Too many niggers now, though.

>>144184

Noice

>>144184

Looks good m8

>>144184

do you deliver dominoes? is that a pizza keep warm bag next to you?

>>144191

<spends over $100 on car fridge

<fills it with $10 goonbags

>>144192

Nothing like an ice cold goonie after a hard days driving.

>>144193

Fucking lol at them putting on a pleasant outer shell to lure a Chad. These are the same women who look at me with a bitchy expression and give one-word replies when I approach them in a bar or try to make conversation while waiting in the queue at the RTA. I'm not even rapeneet and I'm glad that women are raped and otherwise sexually abused so frequently, they're utter monsters to unattractive men and they'd be even worse if they weren't taken down a notch once in a while. Look at Emily's generic profile, the fucking worthless parasite lists gossiping as a hobby.

>>144186

That sucks. I've only lived in areas with whites and chinese - been going out for late night walks since I was a kid, and I've never seen encountered more worrying than the occasional huntsman or UFO.

>>144184

>the virgin Sony experia xa from big w for $150

vs

>the Chad Iphone X

>>144195

calm down elliot

>>144207

I live 700m away from Morley dans m8

better be quick, I'm leaving right now to come say hello :)

>>144209

please do this

>>144193

I've never used Facebook, IG, tinder or other dating apps, never felt any sense of loss or that I'm missing out, in fact, I suspect it's a big part of why my mental health is pretty good as I'm not concerned with keeping up an apperance to please others who don't even care about me anyway.

That girl in the second pic looks quite friendly and like a good person, nice sun dress on taking a photo by the water with her dog, just enjoying the sun.

I think catfishing is an awful thing to do, understandable why some people do it but you're basically take out all your angst on same random woman who has zero to do with the problems you face in day to day life.

>>144195

yes, "enjoy spending time and having a laugh with family and friends" is an outer shell and said with a "bitchy expression"… talk about projecting.

She's pretty, sounds like her family means a lot to her which suggests her father was actually in her life and that she'd make for a good relationship,

Forgot to add, she even enjoys feminine hobbies such as dressmaking, could make your kids clothing. She's a catch imo.

>>144213

No woman who uses online dating apps is fit to be the mother of your children.

>>144200

dota is for gooks

>>144212

>woman on tinder

>make for a good relationship

pick one

>>144214

It's not ideal, but nothing in the current world is, gotta make the best of it instead of looping in failure to launch mode. A lot of women use this stuff because they are social creatures. It's hard to meet people, so I imagine this is why these apps are so popular.

>>144216

And wasting your time catfishing them is somehow a good use of one's time?

>>144217

I'm not the one wasting my time trying to catfish nudes from whores.

>>144219

that stuff is automatically sent out

>>144209

I was at joondalup

Is it possible to ask the dominoes delivery wagie to leave the pizza at the door? I don't want to talk to another person but I also don't want to cook

>>144225

Probably not, then you could just say you never got the pizza and dispute it

>>144225

Their pizzas are expensive and shitty anyway. You will be better off without.

>>144226

Shit, good idea

I looked for Swisse Memory and Focus today and I couldn't see it at either Coles or Woolworths. Where do you get that shit?

>>144230

>Swisse

That shit is a scam, all those supplements are bullshit.

>>144231

I am going to try it and see if it works m80.

>>144233

is star trek any good? it seems like you'd have to watch all of it to get it

>>144234

Start with the original series and any Sci fi made after that will make more sense

>>144233

What anime is that?

>>144236

power rangers

>>144230

If you can't find it at woolies/coles try looking at a pharmacy.

>>144231

>That shit is a scam, all those supplements are bullshit.

Worked for me.

>>144233

You have the same webcam model as me. Hows the vodka?

>>144238

>Worked for me.

Not trying to be a dick, but how do you know it wasn't just placebo?

>>144201

you'll be alright m8

>>144240

>Not trying to be a dick, but how do you know it wasn't just placebo?

I researched Bacopa Monnieri quite a bit before investing in a product containing it. Everyone else seems to report a difference whilst using it, so when I took it and reported the exact same benefits, I doubt it was a placebo. Before taking it I felt borderline retarded, and after taking it (and continuing) I feel normal again.

Maybe I have a brain condition as the root cause for brain fog, I say that because I have been using the internet and computers excessively all my life, and this brain fog has only started happening the past few months. Maybe this is just a band-aid solution for a larger problem - I don't know.

>>144240

Even getting a placebo effect is worth the price. Just because it is all in your head doesn't mean the improvement isn't real.

>>144239

It's ok, doesn't give me the urge to go on a rape rampage but I'll probably find myself shirtless fighting homeless people in the parking lot for a piece of bread

>>144245

Typical wagies bullying neets

>>144240

I know it works because Swisse is paying me royalties for every neet who buys their product.

>>144246

Actually when I first became a neet years ago I was too afraid to walk into a cenno office so I survived off nearly no money for 6 months.

I'd sponge off my parents for food and bills and to feed my nicotine habit I'd go down to my local shopping center at 2am (so no one would see me) and pick up ciggie buts and smoke them out of a pipe.

After a while I noticed my local Domino's would load up a trolly with the spare pizzas at the end of the night so they could wheel it over to the dumpster and chuck em out, when they weren't around I'd rush in a nick a pizza or two (got lucky sometimes with a garlic bread) and I'd go home and heat it up in the microwave for dinner (until my power got disconnected).

The worst part about this was it all happened in winter and the rain would ruin everything, I'd have to dry out the ciggie butts so the tobacco would smoke and there's nothing worse than eating cold wet pizza.

>>144246

i gave you an alternative nofunNEET

>>>/australianneet/18

why do you come here if you get triggered so easily?

>>144249

I'm actually LotsafunNEET, please don't mislabel me

>>144251

Can you grow plums in the outback?

>>144252

I have had great success growing dingleberries out back.

>>144245

>fighting homeless people in the parking lot for a piece of bread

>piece of bread

>vodka

It gives you the russian communism spirit, fighting with the poor for bread at the bread line

>>144251

Redpill me. What exactly is that?

>>144257

The evil that men do

>>144255

In 5 years all Australians will be doing that

>>144257

magic

I keep falling asleep for a minute then awakening, my mind switching between wakeful reality and delusional dreaming mode.

Just tell me one thing before I fall asleep. Is /pol/ right about The Jews?

>>144262

/pol/ IS the jews

>>144211

>you're basically take out all your angst on same random woman who has zero to do with the problems you face in day to day life.

Wut, whose doing that? I'm not. Even when I was a virgin I wasn't at all filled with hate and disdain for women like >>144195 or VN

>>144263

this is an absolute truth.

>>143857

just took the wagepill

>>144267

Did it get stuck halfway down your throat like mine did?

The amount of neets getting jobs could either mean the economy is getting better or the gov is putting pressure on max

also cigarettes went up again, pouch of jps is like 30 bucks now.

>>144271

Price of cigs go up as aus police nab that faggot Ibrahim's family for running a multi-million dollar tobacco smuggling syndicate. Ain't that fun.Not that I smoke cigs anyway, face cancer sticks

Good Morning

>>144273

Morning

>>144273

Good morning.

My dog gets embarrassed when he farts and i've taught him to get out when he does it but he never learnt to fart outside the room i'm in.

the result is he comes into the lounge, sits right next to me, farts then leaves.

Just had a box of unibic shortbread fingers for breakfast. Very nice.

>>144276

He's like your own little neet

tfw you wale up straight after 3 days wasted

Also, G'morning NEETs

>>144279

All my days are wasted.

>>144279

every day is wasted for me

>>144280

that's my comment cunt

>>144279

Why were you wasted for 3 days?

>>144282

First in best dressed sloth neet.

>>144283

No real reason, it just sort of happened

>>144285

a non sloth neet is just a failed wagie

>>144294

<Human Services Minister Alan Tudge said the region had serious social problems the Government needed to address.

Degenerates ruining everything once again

>>144294

>"Welfare is not provided to support an alcohol habit, a drug habit, a gambling habit."

This sort of vile slandering of NEETs really makes me angry.

I don't even gamble

>>144299

That is a vile lie

My brain on drugs is also bacon

>>144294

Thankfully the Liberals will not be able to roll it out nationwide before they lose government and then Labor will scrap it.

>>144299

I'm sure chemmart can help

>>144273

>posting nigger music

Kill yourself

>>144301

>thinking liberal and labor are 2 seperate teams

>>144306

it's got a great bass line and the percussion is pretty good too

>>144301

i dunno m8 they're pretty much a mirror match these days

doesn't help that their current leader is a midget with manboobs

>>144307

>ignoring the fact I was right

>no fap

>new hair starts growing on my chest

>>144294

>80%

i only buy cartons of beer every few months so this doesn't bother me

>>144314

How long had you abstained from fapping before the new hair began to grow?

>>144315

about 4 weeks now. i'm not 100% no fap though, maybe once a week. can't sleep properly either

>>144316

Have you considered that you might be a werewolf ?

I've been a filthy wagie for a year in November, max sometimes call me up to ask me shit about work or send me texts about a phone appointment in the next few days, I've tried ignoring their calls but they leave voicemails every time, I kinda don't want to change my number because several people have it from different stores who ring me to see if I can cover shifts etc

Not sure how I can fuck them off tbqh

>>144309

>liking jungle beats

You're not welcome here nigger

>>144319

ask them if you're being detained

rustica pizzas $5 special at woolies

cliff bars $1.45 (not for fat-neets)

>>144318

>jerk of furiously since the age of 12 everyday depleting all my testosterone

>stop and suddenly my body changes; also acne disappears

makes sense to me. i'm going to document this with pictures, stay tuned!

>>144323

>sound has a nationality

stop liking music with a time signature

My spring neet walk streak is probably over. Its been pissing down all day and blowing a gust.

Hopes its nicer where ever you are.

>>144325

Does wanking really "deplete" testosterone?

It all seems like bullshit to me.

>>144325

>(not for fat-neets)

Fuck you mate, this is no place for discrimination

>>144326

if you spent 5 seconds thinking about that you'd realise there is some basis to music having a nationality.

Altho thinking a nigger like you could think for 5 seconds is a mistake.

>>144325

>>144332

Nothing is off limits to fat neets. We are the top of the food chain. Watch out.

>>144327

It's pretty nice here bit windy tho but it adds to the fun of walking imo.

I might start walking at night again tho because of all the normalfags who've started appearing.

>>144335

Windy walks make my ears hurt.

>>144336

Thats why I wear a hoodie and listen to podcast.

anyone know a lot about car audio? i wanna get a fully sick subwoofer and shit but cereal i just want something better than casette tape old shit in the car but dont wanna get raped when the salesman knows i dont know anything about car audio systems

>>144338

Everyone nearby doesn't need to hear your blazing eurobeats mate

>>144339

that's not what i want, i just want to insulate the inside of the car from the outside and enjoy some tunes

>>144338

ever heard of the internet mate? or search engines?

don't make someone else install it, do it yourself and learn something

i think pioneer is the standard for car audio

>>144342

well i was hoping there might be an autist who knows the 101 on car audio stuff, there is usually at least one guy on chans who is just busting to sperg out and set you on the right path

>>144338

You need an amp and shit for a sub, just replace the original speakers with something newer, should be good.

>>144345

a better amp wouldn't hurt either

Just had a long neetbath listening to music.

>>144334

>Nothing is off limits to fat neets. We are the top of the food chain. Watch out.

Did you just threaten to eat them ?

>>144349

neet and bath are oxymorons

>>144349

do you sing dio songs in the shower too?

>>144354

you fell for the stinky neet meme

wagies only have time for a rushed shower

>>144355

I sing dido songs in the shower

>>144349

>bath

Lying there in your own filth staring at your ugly undersized penis. That is why showers were invented.

>>144358

That's a strangely specific scenario mate

>>144358