No.140702
"Straight white men"
>Crowd jeers
"Conservatives"
>Crowd jeers
"Tony Abbott"
>Crowd boos, becoming a low rumble
"Aborigines"
>Crowd cheers, reaching a fever pitch
"Socialism"
>The roar breaks the sound barrier, the straight white men begin flagellating themselves in the audience whilst the women schlick furiously
"…Pauline Hanson is stupid"
>Blood, anal frothed semen and pussy juice rise up in torrents to the ionosphere. The wave reaches a black hole, to begin a new universe anew. A universe free of hatred, bigotry or homophobia. Kali Yuga begins for the remaining bogans left on Earth
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No.140743
sounds like you're
>mad as hell
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No.140746
He used to be pretty good too. I think it's the gay marriage thing that has got to him, he pushes it every episode. And then last episode he was saying Cook never discovered Australia which is stupid.
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No.140752
>>140746
How did cook discover Australia when the Aborginials discovered it first? :^)
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No.140773
I like shaun but I can't watch his shit anymore, it's so politically contrived it's just obnoxious when he pulls the "it's just comedy" card
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No.140774
>>140746
Well, the Dutch certainly predate it.
In school it was always "Cook discovered the East Coast of Australia", not the whole place.
Fun fact: It was Cook who /invented/ accurate ocean-based mapping. Before him, everything was little better than mud maps. He can up with it while in Canada, and that's what got him the gigs for the Southern Hemisphere.
Cook, Bligh, etc., were pretty bad-ass role-models, really. Trible Leader Wompawompabindiiwompdindini from Mud Creek SA really can't hold a candle to them.
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No.140775
>>140774
The Dutch found some small Islands off the north coast, they may have found more I'm not sure, Cook was certainly the first to properly document and exploit it. I was more referring to this >>140752 that is the narrative the left is trying to push now which is ridiculous, Britain did not know about Australia Cook found it therefore he discovered it whatever definition you want to use, you could say he only discovered it for the whole entire world but some abos but he still discovered it. I don't even think Africans or Americans debate things like this even though they had far more developed cultures beforehand.
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No.140776
>>140702
I hate the left so much
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No.140801
It's fucking sickening the lengths they'll go to to still stay in front of a camera.
I used to really like his stuff and now he might as well be a twitterbot.
Sad.
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No.140856
>>140801
4/5th of the ABC's problems is that they won't get rid of their Old Talent– the likes who had /one/ successful show 20 years ago.
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No.140861
Mad as Hell and The Feed don't even hide the fact they're strawmanning most of the time. It's one of their main props.
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No.140909
I used to really enjoy his comedy. He was almost a role model, someone who was funny but also aloof.
I havent watched him in years.
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No.140910
>>140775
>>140774
But the abos had a less of a concept of australia than cook or dutch explorers. These men chartered huge coastlines of the island with tech that abos couldnt comprehend. Cook had seen, recorded more of australia than any abo had before. Australia as an island is a discovery by Cook, abos didnt know it was an island.
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No.141044
>>140910
>Abos
>be more advanced as a civilization before you come to Australia than after
>paddle to Australia in canoes
>live in Australia a few thousand years
>forget how to make a canoe and bow and arrow, let your domestic Chinese yellow dog go feral and become the dingo which wipes out most surviving marsupial predatory species due to competition
Oh and my personal favourite
>irreparably alter the ecology of Australia, forcing Eucalyptus trees to only be capable of reproduction after being burned because you're responsible for burning down 2/3rds of all the forests in Australia leaving behind desert and wasteland
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No.141106
>>141044
didn't the abos in tasmania forget how to make fire?
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No.141130
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No.141133
I mean his humour was always absurdist so I guess nothing has changed.
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No.141210
>>141106
Yeah they'd wait for lightning to strike then just keep it burning
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No.141235
>>141106
Yeah they'd wait for lightning to strike then just keep it burning
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No.141505
>>140910
To be fair, abos didn't have any animals suitable for livestock
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No.141514
>>141505
>what are emu farms
are you even trying?
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No.141773
>>141505
This is such bullshit. They had sixty thousand fucking years to do something. They could've caught and bred something in that time to suit their needs or found another option. Or just not killed everything the land had to offer.
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No.141780
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>141514
Emus don't produce milk though, they aren't as good as cows.
>>141773
An animal has to have some worth in the first place in order for people to domesticate it.
Why so triggered?
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No.141782
>>141505
Even if they did not it's been found that they had suitable grain and even back then knew it was edible, they could have settled down and made farming communities. There are loads of Kangaroos in the country side as well.
>>141780
A large part of the world did not breed cows for milk, that is why Asians and blacks have a higher rate of lactose intolerance, they are not used to it as they never drank it.
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No.141789
>>141782
I'm not saying that they aren't stupid, I'm just saying that maybe domestication is what leads to intelligence, not necessarily the other way around.
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No.141827
>>141782
Pitjuri.
Abos had the first international drug trade. They farmed it, shipped it, cultivated stronger variants, 'drugcucked' the rest of the island to want it, and fought wars over possessing the land it grew on.
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No.141828
>>141789
>domestication is what leads to intelligence
what? i really want to hear you out that sounds interesting
>>141827
i looked it up and there was some story abut farming it in space (?? cool) but is that the stuff they whipped their backs with so it would seep into their blood?
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No.141829
>>141828
nevermind, should've kept reading before posting.
>it was chewed
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No.141878
>>141828
>>141829
It gets called "Native Tobacco", but the stuff that the Central Australian Abos traded was more potent, and more like Hemp in a way– it was the drug of choice for corroborees. There's been some research that pitjuri made the corroboree meme spread.
When those White Fellas showed up, and unlike the tribal wars before, the Pitjuri tribe couldn't stop them, they destroyed the plantations.
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No.141881
>>141878
Hemp is not a drug.
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No.141882
>>141881
Intoxicant, then, drugcuck.
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No.141885
>>141780
I'm annoyed by that claim because it's a total cop-out. Tonnes of other societies throughout the world found solutions and civilisations without the same resources as Europe. Cows and chickens aren't the great filter of civilisation.
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No.141888
>>141882
It's neither, hemp will not get you high. It's related to weed but it is separate.
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No.141894
>>141888
dude redpill us on how the states made people grow it for sailing ships and the cotton industry fucked it and shit, like fucking wow man.
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No.141898
>>141878
there is another plant that the pitanjara (central aus) people used.. i think it was them, anyway. they used to whip they're backs like the nunga old birds do to keep flies off their faces and after a while they'd get little cuts on their backs and the nicotine would seep in to the cuts
>i was told it by black fellas but they might've been bullshitting me/mis-informed
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No.141905
>>141894
I kind of suspect the government just lumped them together and banned them both or thought they had the potential to make people high, I think the ban only applied to hemp grown as food as well.
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No.141950
Abos never did anything worthwhile because they are black and smelly
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No.141952
>>141888
(kinda Hitler-get checked)
Indian Hemp, the original Weed, had heaps less effect than today's skunks, but it was still used medicinally.
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No.143151
>W-w-what happened?! I thought he was /ourguy/, based Aussie comedian!!
Hasn't changed a bar since the 90s, always been like this. Australia has NO well adjusted entertainers.
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No.143267
>>140752
how can a civilization er bunch of wandering half assed tribes claim to discover anything if they dont' even have the concept of discovery?
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No.143341
>>143267
Let's not even go that far; they likely had the concept of discovering a new tribe, but how can they discover countries if they thought Australia was it. The world to them was only Australia, as per their dreamtime.
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No.143463
>>141780
fucking top vid
>>141044
sauce
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No.143655
>>141828
>what? i really want to hear you out that sounds interesting
Well, basically domesticating animals requires some intelligence, so a society I use the term loosely based around domestication would evolve more intelligence, which in turn would lead to other advancements, would promote more intelligence evolution, etc.
Also livestock means more meaty food, which means more brain development, right?
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No.143684
>>141044
>tfw could have Africa tier lush continent had abos not burned it all down
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No.144224
the joke is really on him because it doesn't matter how much talent or intelligence he has no real creative freedom
the mossad/cia/mi6 handler tells him what to do and he does it to the point that the ideology he pushes becomes a joke and all he can really do is make silly faces and silly turns of phrases as political arguments and then pretend he isn't, just like the reast of the newsmedians
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No.144394
>>140775
the dutch found the south coast and west because theyre inferior seafarers to the glorious anglo race so they while trying to travel to the dutch east indies used the roaring 40s and since theyre shitty sailors left the stream late and ended up too far east and stranded on the coast of australia. stupid fucking dutch cunts.
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No.144465
>>140702
>mfw I am reading this
>mfw I am eating tomato soups with chunks of cream cheese dropped in it
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No.144609
>>144394
What did Romanians discover other than their wives getting fucked by gypsies?
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No.144985
Abbos discovered this continent because they're polynesian boat people. However western discovery led to relatively severe development and documentation of the landmass. "Australia" is not an indigenous word, and the country was built at federation in 1901. Before that, we only had colonies and culture sitting on 'the Great Southern Land".
>>143151
Do you ever wonder why so many NEETs turn on their own idols while denying that they once were the very enemies of themselves? I keep hearing ex-socdems and ex-labors keep repeating this same sentiment since I first started giving a rat's arse in 2015. Is it post-white guilt or something?
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