ここには見るべきものは何もありません。
Hello. If you stumbled upon this board by accident, you're in tough luck. The reckless actions of this site's administration completely killed this /jp/sies land, now reduced at a burned off, extinguished dumpster fire. However, true /jp/ folk never dies: we just keep moving. And so, you can still reach out to us, in the numerous bunkers scattered around the internet.
Naming a few, you can find some chill, rulecuck-free areas at:
- ircs://irc.rizon.net/#2hu8ch
- https://sportschan.org/librejp/
- https://secretareaofvipquality.org/
- https://kakashinenpo.com/jp/
- https://bunbunmaru.ca/wakaba/
- https://zzzchan.xyz/japan/index.html
- https://uboachan.net/hikki/ (hikkikomori focused)
Among many others. This list is periodically updated, to remain actually useful. /jp/sies will always find each other again.
Until then, またね。
The End.
I knew this day would have come, sooner or later. I hoped not, but still.
Since when 8chan was deplatformed, shit went down pretty fast. The ddos attacks, all the time lost before bringing this place back up, the infinite list of bugs, broken captcha, post failures, site crashing. Then, the will of Jim just to make a shitty news forum (with /newsplus/) out of this place, like the boomer he is, which made him also appease the q stuff. And staff incompetence, the mess about lolis being allowed or not, Jim and Ron blatantly contradicting themselves. The general inability to speak or even ask for clarifications to the administration because no meaningful, useful way of contacting them exists now. And finally, again, Jim himself, who really just cares of this place because of the influence or money he can make out of it.
Still, I was still up to go on, for now, even if I was already thinking we should move away from this gloving hellhole that the site has become. And recent facts proved me right, apparently.
First off, Mark was kicked off of /v/ just because he refused to shill the /newsplus/ board, while Jim of course wanted to. I don't care about /v/ or him, what I care for is the method. If they can just decide to kick off someone like that, then no I am not up to stay here anymore.
Then, lolis. Apparently, now posting explicit lolis is illegal in the US, judging from the lawyer Ron contacted for this. Pic related, and thread where it comes from: https://archive.is/MzXDL
So yes, posting NSFW lolis here is now banned. Which means I'd have to go through the board and delete all of them posted here.
I am not up to go under all this shit. This place got worse and worse to the point where it has become a sanitized hellhole, only good for Jim to appease the qboomers or to shill his failed news forum. So, what I am saying is: I give up on this site. If we want to move to some other hosting site, or just merge with another jpsies refugee, is up to you. Reply and we will discuss this. I'll be here in the next few days. What is sure tho, is that I won't keep using this dumpster fire of a site anymore.
ルブル民によるルブル民のための"信長"特定Project#1
チャットルブルユーザーの[信長]を特定するプロジェクト
[信長]とは……
この辺で好き勝手に自分語りしてる
ルブルユーザー( 信長 ◆atukuru/C2pr )
・チャットルブル＞雑談 https://chat.luvul.net/ChatRoom?room_id=1
信長が自分で言ったこと
・小売業の会社経営者48歳独身
・年収1600万円
・本社以外に支店を4つ持つ
・川崎市中原区在住、新丸子駅界隈？
・相当なソープ通い＆ゴルフ好き
このスレには以下の2つを書き込むこと
★信長に関する新しい情報
★「信長はこいつだ！」の特定情報
画像あり歓迎！
DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #341
Didn't find the DJT thread, so making my own.
Resources to get started: http://www.alljapaneseallthetime.com/blog/all-japanese-all-the-time-ajatt-how-to-learn-japanese-on-your-own-having-fun-and-to-fluency/
Previous Thread: >>000000
90s+ - The 2000s
I think, that in all technological aspects, the 200th decade improved greatly (at least aesthetically) upon the last. Essentially, it was to the 90s as Windows XP was to Windows 98. I really like that Japan, being so behind the times, isolated on their little island continues to use many of those technologies. It's like a miniature alternate history world, or divergent technological evolution. I have a vague feeling that my love for very slightly old technology and Japan has been warping my view though, since that naturally means I consume Japanese media from that era, and end up in this echo chamber of things like CLAMP works, Chobits alone going over and beyond satisfying my computer fetish.
Putting that aside, please discuss very "2000"s things here. I'll start with DVD players, and especially the introduction of shitty practices like "Mandated Viewing" previews dedicated to advertisements and "Thank you so much for purchasing this disc!" portions that really make you wish that you stole it instead. As for GOOD things, there's the bonus features and craptastic DVD games that often get thrown in kids' movies. I think something like bonus features still get put in anime BDs, but I'm only a fledgling buyfag, so I can't really tell.
Sorry if this post's kind of incoherent, I actually stopped for a few hours mid writing.
Moving to Japan
First off, the fact that I'm even making a thread about his makes me feel like a fucking retard, but I've actually come around to the idea of it. I'd honestly like to learn the language and just move there. No weeb faggot shit, just moving out into the country and ingratiating with the culture. America seems to be getting worse by the month for reasons that I'm sure you all are cognisant of, and well it seems that japan isn't really having those problems. What are some ways to gain full-time residence in Japan? What are the things I should know/think about before truly committing to the idea. I also would like to see if other anons have similar thoughts about moving.
(pic unrelated)
Somzaishinai World
Old-fashioned textboard lovers and SHIFT_JIS art lovers come into our website.
http://sonzaishinaiworld.heliohost.org
Would love to see everyone posting here!
fumo
Lets have a fumo thread! Post you cute fumos here and to the new >>>/fumo/ board so we can all share the soft!
Gift:
http://giftshop.jz.shopserve.jp/
Amiami:
http://slist.amiami.com/top/search/list?s_keywords=Touhou+plush&pagemax=15
Buyee/Yahoo Auction Japan:
http://buyee.jp/item/search?query=ふもふも
Tokyo Otaku Mode:
https://otakumode.com/search?mode=shop&category=&keyword=Touhou+plushie
Solaris Japan:
https://solarisjapan.com/search?q=Touhou+plush
Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=bl_dp_s_web_165793011?ie=UTF8&node=165793011&field-brandtextbin=touhou
suruga-ya:
http://www.suruga-ya.jp/search?category=5&search_word=%E3%81%B5%E3%82%82%E3%81%B5%E3%82%82
Ninoma:
https://www.ninoma.com/index.php/catalogsearch/result/?q=touhou+fumo
Proxy and Forwarding services:
http://buyfags.moe/Special_services
Steam group for supplemental discussion:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/jpfumo
Feel free to join chat or leave a comment!
How easy is it to get chicks in Japan?
pic related looks kind of like me. 5'8" 23 year old white male virgin CS major here. Is it as easy as people say it is to score with chicks in Japan? I admire their culture and have been considering teaching English there after getting my Bachelors but I want to look for opinions from people who have been there first. What is the dating scene like for waitu gaijins? I'm taking Japanese I next semester and know a little bit of conversational Japanese already. ありがとうございました!
We don't have much time left.
The crossie SCOURGE has gotten out of hand /jp/. By my estimations we've already lost control of over 34% of the board, if trends hold true we are looking at a complete and total takeover. I know we're all weary from the civil war we've been in for a long time but something needs to be done or the coming caravan will ruin us. Priority targets include the murderer as always, and now the rampant wojak poster. Secondary objectives would be to neutralize the sub-saharan sokuniggers who have started to establish a foothold in the region. If we can find a way to convince the trannies to poz themselves to death we'll have an easier time securing our borders, as faggotry is inherently self-destructive. I'll be personally working towards poisoning the mone supply to see this end.
レインを好きになりましょう
https://fauux.neocities.org/login.html
https://mebious.neocities.org/
変なサイトを見つけた。
最初のウェブサイトは会員の許可なしにログインすることは不可能。でも、help and guidelines をクリックするといろいろ事が見つかる。（次に目をクリックして。）
2番目のサイトはもう少し面白い。シリアルエクスペリメンツレインの各エピソードのページがある。religionとprotocolでワイアードの入り方についての理論が説明されている。
それは全て英語ですが、みんな面白いものを見つけられるといいのですが。
Distillation, oni, and loli otaku general
Yo!
I am Suika and with me as always is my trusty sakebug. People always ask me,
>Sooks, can I borrow your sakebug?
While I might be willing to let you borrow him if you could beat me in a fight, that aint gonna happen. Since the natural outcome is obvious and you humans cheat too much I have a much better idea. I am going to give you an exclusive, never before seen, look into how exactly a sakebug turns water into booze. With some patience and care you too can be blackout drunk on a daily basis!
Whether you are a brewing/distillation otaku, onifam, or lolicon come join in and discuss alcohol, oni, and loli. I mean you could even do all three at once and discuss how amazing the boss of the mountain, mooncrushing, peach raping, heavenly timeshare owning, eternally couch surfing, pinnacle of beauty is!
No JEWS, coreans, or vegans allowed
durarara chat
so I found this chatroom that emulates the chatroom from durarara. it's all in japanese so oof if you don't know it but if you're studying it's pretty great for getting used to internet speak. the people are nice too for the most part, although you will find the occasional creep.
What have you done to archive Japanese media?
As many of you are probably well-aware Geocities JP is set to go onto the chopping block within the next year. You can help Archive Team with that, there's probably a dozen redundant backups of the entire site by now, but I'm sure that more would always be appreciated. The thing is, archival isn't some transient issue that'll be resolved every time people are called into action to solve whatever the current crisis is. There's a CONSTANT crisis going on, and people can hardly be alerted to it every other day of the week. The fact that we aren't prepared for data erasure unless we're given prior warning is the issue here. You can't always just assume that somebody else has got the job done already.
How can you help? There's two simple ways to do this:
Download and seed torrents of things you like. Easy as pie. Just remember to always try to at least keep the ones which most closely reflect the original media, even if that somehow detracts from the experience for you. Downloading raws and using your own external subtitle files means nothing if you haven't got an actual ISO for anime, for example. Manga are kind of tricky, since often in cases where they do have digital editions, some content is cut out from the printed version, and there's no real definitive way to perfectly scan paper, as it's an analogue medium. As for games, downloading ISOs rather than floating directories with these shitty pre-installed patches for video games is kind of just a given, so please just do that.
Another way which might turn out to be substantially more useful to everybody if you have some money to burn (better the paper of money than the paper of books), is to buy media which isn't currently available anywhere you've searched on the Internet and scan it yourself. This methodology is less accessible to anyone living outside of Japan (as you can't really rent items from overseas, and renting is much less expensive than buying), but it's still possible through online marketplaces like eBay or Yahoo (or even Amazon, if it comes down to that). If you do this, it's very important that you remember not to make any alterations to the media before uploading it. Anime seems to get treated the worst, as transcodes will typically somehow appear much earlier than actual ISO images. And PLEASE use ISOs, every last bit of your disc must be captured or else it'll be absolutely worthless.
It should be kept in mind that paying for things that are already freely available to pirate is generally not only shameful, but also somewhat harmful to the archival effort. If you've got a copy of whatever media you've got on a disc, or in book form or whatever, chances are, you're not going to download and seed any torrents for it. If you've already got it, and it's already very available, then what's the point in keeping it on your hard drive as well, right? I guess that kind of attitude can be deliberately avoided, but I think the money would be better spent on some obscure crap that you won't necessarily enjoy, but just happened to not be on the net.
Thanks for reading these foolish words.
こんにちはFagots、
私の名前はジョンです、そして私はあなたの一人一人が嫌いです。あなたのすべては太った、遅刻した、愚かなお尻の写真を見て彼らの日のうちの毎秒を費やす無生活です。あなたは世界のすべてが悪いです。正直なところ、あなたの誰かがこれまでに猫を得たことがある？つまり、あなた自身の不安のために人々をからかうのは楽しいことだと思いますが、あなたはみなまったく新しいレベルに進んでいます。これはFacebookの写真に急いで行くよりもさらに悪い。
見知らぬ人にならないでください。ベストショットで私を殴ってください。私はかなり完璧です。私はフットボールチームのキャプテン、そして私のバスケットボールチームのスターターでした。 「裸で描かれた日本人にジャッキオフ」以外にどんなスポーツをしますか。私もまっすぐなAのを得て、そして叩いている熱いガールフレンドを持っています（彼女はちょうど私を吹いた； Shitはそう現金でした）。あなたはただ自分を殺すべきすべての詐欺師です。聞いてくれてありがとう。
Pic関連：それは私と私の雌犬です
こんにちわ /jp/sies!
We are a group of shitposters and funposters of the days of yore, trying to reconnect the oldfags scattered across the internet, since not all of them found their way to h8chan during the Exodus.
>chen2 is /b/ in 05. If it reaches a point where the community becomes low quality, we'll have a second board like the /jp/ split. One will be random, with nothing enforced except illegal content and spam, and the other 2d/random, with a distinct culture enforced largely by community shaming.
Please consider spending some time with us at http://chen2.org/
http://konataxkagamievidence.blogspot.com/
And that's good, because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Why?
I would go on a big tirade about how you're all oxygen thieves with no worth in the real world, but I don't want to. This is more of a wake up call. Why do you miserable bastards keep ruining your chances at gaining success, to play VN's and desperately try to become gooks? Just, why? I don't want you to kill yourselves. I just want you to take a minute and consider how much of a burden you are putting on you're family. Look at yourselves at make a change. The fact is, you have to get off your ass and do something to be happy. Sitting in front of a screen and fapping to imaginary girls doesn't make you happy. None of this will make you happy. Just do what makes you happy, and you'll make it. I want all of you to just be happy.
OtoMADs - YTPMVs thread
Let's share some.
Remember that there is a board for them here! >>>/otomad/
Does 8/jp/ play riichi mahjong? Post anything riichi mahjong here.
halfchan /jp/'s mahjong guide: https://pastebin.com/rLTVrQC7
/jp/ is cordially invited to the biggest stream of the year. Don't be late!
>>>/bane/144034/
>>>/bane/144034/
Cross-board linking appears to be broken so here you go: https://8ch.net/bane/res/144034.html
There has been a noticeable, growing trend of manga with a romance interest who is either over 30 or with a much heavier bodytype. Why do you think that is?
The meme that always comes up is "NHK wants millenials to fuck and stop the japanese race going extinct" but this many this often?
What if its from a source of sexual frustration and this is actually what japanese men desire after decades of influence from western media? What if the typical japanese woman is no longer attractive to the average japanese man because he desires something "girthier" and its reflected in their art?
Traditionally an older, chunkier romance interest has connotations of maturity, stability and fertility -though of course someone will always show up and let you know how angry they are about that last one nowadays- and it seems now more than ever manga has made a shift not only to older, chubbier romance interests but more interestingly the romances actually initiate.
Not just the usual "will they, wont they" forever but now mangas are often having the characters pair up into an actual romantic couple and increasingly often not at the end of the story but midway or earlier and their dating experience is part of the story rather than some hazy epilogue to be waved away after the metaphorical blue balls.
Do you think it can all be just NHK influence to drive birth rates up? or have japanese tastes changed where pic related is now the new romantic interest archetype?
[POLL] Does /jp/ - The Last Bastion of VIP watch the next episode previews of anime?
Anime studios now typically recognise the dilemma fans face when they don't want to miss a single second of runtime, but would rather not have the plot of the next episode revealed to them early so they've been trying to avoid that by making the narration less and less relevant to the actual episode. HOWEVER, visuals from the next episode are still shown on-screen!
How do you deal with this? Do you skip? Do you cover your eyes and listen? Do you not care at all? I'll be very interested to hear how /jp/ gets around this.
Yume Nikki 2
http://store.steampowered.com/app/650700/Yume_Nikki/
https://promo.kadokawa.co.jp/gamecountdown/
I don't need this, why kikiyama betrayed us.
/jp/ is such a beautiful board. what a lovely community of anons. you're all so thoughtful and goodwilled. it almost surpasses /kind/. so i love you, /jp/, and i will stay with you forever in autism.
Praise be to imperial love and peace, blessed land of the Rising Sun, and the autists who dawdle on anime; you are my only friends.
8chan cup 4
Hello /jp/ I'm the guy running the next 8chan cup here, taking over TNA the guy who does 8chanmania
Next January is the next 8chan Cup so I'm making this thread for you guys to get your team together
For you who don't know the 8chan Cup or the Infinity Cup as it's also been known as is a tournament of CPU soccer players playing each other, representing their board for glory above the other ones and such
What I'm going to need is a roster of 20 Players with their Positions, at least 2 of which needing to be Goalkeepers. As well as a roster I'm going to need a Kit design or two decided by you, a team logo, an Anthem and Goalhorns
What would be nice is the kit done in the format for direct import into the game of which I'm Using Pro Evolution Soccer 2017, as well as Medals for players, and skills, as well as any special imports for the players if you're able to muster it
Medals are a system the 8cup uses to make star players, of which regular players are rated 77 all round and GKs are 70
Unlike the last one there will be 3 teirs of Medals, Bronze, Silver and Gold. Bronze is 85 all round, Silver is 92 and Gold is 99, and each team can have 2 of each medaled players (2 bronze players, 2 silver and 2 gold).
Skills are the same as last time and are entirely optional as I can just put them in
WHEN YOU GUYS HAVE DECIDED YOUR TEAM PLEASE MAKE A THREAD TITLED "/jp/ 8cup4 thread" or something similar WITH THOSE STATISTICS ON THE /8cup/ BOARD
THE TEAM IS DUE ON OCTOBER 31st
And with that lets have some fun mates
Hi /jp/. What are some of your favorite underground Japanese albums?
I like this one a lot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeYHgv4jfbw&index=1&list=PL9ZItcJtBVxTYJCsDbZTVreZp7AtbdcMU
God damn. I always hate it so much when someone tells me to go suck his dick, I feel like a adolescent chad is trying to force himself upon me, legitimately everytime they do it. I can feel the tiny cock going down my throat as they force me to suck on it on the imageboard. I give off a angry reply which sometimes elicits them to tell me to suck their cock again. At least I imagine them as being somewhat pretty because otherwise it would be legitimate hell for fuck sakes who even does this? Telling people to suck your dick is the prime signal for underage bait, prove me fucking wrong. I hate it, every time I feel like I am actually being raped even though I am just reading a post on the fucking internet, being forced to suck off a retarded shitposter because he made one(1) comment is just too much for me. Sometimes I even imagine that maybe a older guy is bored and coming back to imageboards to taunt people so I imagine huge grown up cock going up and down my throat because that's legitimately what would happen if someone bigger than me would manage to do if they wanted to get their cock sucked. Please stop telling me to suck your cock, I don't want to go through this every time I am getting really tired of it too and I am not any more gay ever since this has started happening to me imagining sucking cocks has NOT made me more gay so you can stop with your suck my cock posts it doesn't upset me nor does it confuse my sexuality to imagine cock going down my throat please stop fucking telling people to suck your cock its very unpleasant.
A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History
'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."
At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.
"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"
The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."
"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."
The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.
The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.
Blogging NEETs
what happened to the NEET blogging thread
I cleaned my room a week ago and it's still clean, I've got a place to put dirty clothes that isn't the floor and I put a trash can in here so hopefully it'll stay clean, once my motivation level recovers I'll do the rest of my apartment. I'll also start going to work out again once it gets warm, going to the 24 hour gym late at night when no one is there is really comfy.
also, where does /jp/ download western music from, I have plenty of sources for jap shit but I don't want to download from TPB and what.cd died or something I think
>画像をアップロードしてください。
fuck YOU reenable threadposting with out an image you fucking goober retard with butts in your hat
Looking for live female idol performances
What are some good live performances I can watch and where could I d/l in hd or good quality?
Doesn't have to be an specific genre but I'd actually prefer if it's something more typical. Anything with live 3D girls in a kawaii style will do I guess or solo performances too.
NISSIN BLACK SEAFOOD CUP NOODLE
The innovative noodle
The Japanese is noodles race.If we do not have noodles, we will probably die.However, we are getting tired of eating too much noodles.We are seeking the taste of innovative noodles.Matcha ramen? Sushi ramen? Tempura ramen?
The answer that we derived
The answer we got was to use squid ink.Mediterranean cuisine has spaghetti with squid ink.It is a popular spaghetti in Japan.The Japanese thought that it would use it even in ramen because it was obsessed with its popularity.
NISSIN BLACK SEAFOOD CUP NOODLE
Nissin Foods did it.It is NISSIN BLACK SEAFOOD CUP NOODLE.It looks very bad.However, the taste is exceptionally delicious.It is not “Yammy” but “Delicious”.Even though it is a cup noodle, it tastes premium.
WRESTLEMANIA 34 INVITE
WRESTLEMANIA 34
Live from New Orleans on sunday april 8th, only on the WWE Network or the streams below. Start time of 7 pm EDT 00:00 BONGLAND time, also 4:30 pm EDT for the preshow
This year's card includes:
>JHON CENA VS UNDERTAKER
In what's going to be both men's final match before Cena leaves for Hollywood and 'Taker finally retires
>RONDA ROUSEY & KURT ANGLE VS STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND TRIPLE H
UFC veteran Ronda Rousey makes her in-ring debut after a shit-load of time, teaming up with olympic gold medallist Kurt Angle against Haitch & Steph
>ROMAN REIGNS VS BROCK LESNAR
Vince's boy toy, the [LOUD BOOING] Big Dawg of the yard faces the autistic Ayrian BROCK LESNAR for the Universal Title just before Brock fucks-off back to UFC
>DANIEL BRYAN RETURNS
After being denied of in-ring competition
>AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
In a re-hash from WreslteKingdom 10, "The rockstar" Shinsuke Nakamura claims his spot after winning the Royal Rumble to face the Slayer of Gays AJ Styles for the WWE Championship
>THE MIZ VS SETH ROLLINS VS FINN BALOR
A triple threat for the IC belt so fans can't complain that Rollins, Balor and Miz are being treated like dogshit in favor of Ramen Noddles and Cena
>RUSEV VS RANDY ORTON VS BOBBY ROODE VS JINDER MAHAL
Fatal-4-way for the US Title between poo-in-the-loo supreme Jinder Mahal, the snek Randy Orton, the Ric Flair wannabe Bobby Roode and RUSEV DAY
>CHARLOTTE FLAIR VS ASUKA
"The Empress of tomorrow" Asuka claims her WM spot after winning the Wymen's Royal Rumble and challenges Ric Flair's daughter Charlotte for the Smackdown Women's championship
>AND A SHIT TON OF OTHER MATCHES LIKE 2 BATTLE ROYALE THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT
You can shitpost here or join us on >>>/wooo/ 8chan's premiere wrestling board
Streaming sites:
>http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
>http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
>http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
The prefered stream of true anikinoisseurs
Yes it's another gensokyo thread
Yes I know you've seen this thread a million times. tonight I tried to kill myself. the gun didn't fire, the round got stuck in the chamber somehow. I was grinding my teeth waiting for everything to go dark but after pulling the trigger I was still here. I just had to share this with someone, I have no one else.
There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow
Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da day makin an epic new meme wil suxin /jp/
H-hi there!
I'm usually not a /jp/ person but this rpg really tingles my autism.
https://rpg.rem.uz/Maid%20RPG/Maid%20RPG%20-%20Core%20Rulebook.pdf
How does one get people to play this with them?
I wish I had the skill to draw the best anime girls in the world. It feels like all the skills I could get, I've gotten at the early age (up until I was ~16). Nowadays I can't learn anything as well and I feel like I'm constantly behind.
How to fucking hack my way into learning how to draw so that I don't have to spend 20 years on fundamentals?
This is something that I just posted on /a/. They told me to repost it here, and I thought it was worth a shot.
I live in Japan, and it fucking sucks. I made a thread about this a lonnnng time ago, but this bears repeating.
1. Anime and manga are more expensive in Japan. The prices are ridiculous, and it's hard for me to justify buying anime even though I feel it's important for fans to make an effort to support the industry.
2. If you are a girl, you will be groped and treated like shit. I have had men grab my ass in public *7* different times in the past year and a half. My Japanese friends say that women should just grit their teeth and bear it, since if you try to do something about it you will be publicly shamed. I also feel dirty and pathetic when these incidents occur.
3. Office culture in Japan is...intense. You are expected to show up at social gatherings even if you do not want to. And at these social gatherings people have the EXACT SAME CONVERSATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN. I've had like 50 conversations on the power of beer to refresh you after a day's work. You have to say "good morning" every day in a very specific way, and if you don't then someone will approach you and tell you that's not how things are done at company XYZ.
4. The people treat gaijin like shit. Even the ones who try to be nice come across as condescending and rude by American standards. There are also a large number of Japanese men who think gaijin women are sluts and that they can get you to open your legs at the drop of a hat. Fuckers.
I wish all the Japanohiles could actually visit GLORIOUS NIPPON. They'd change their tune.
It's time, it's time! A brand new rabbit rabbit thread has come at last!
When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll receive good luck for a month!
With the board back in working order, I remember the first time I made a rabbit rabbit thread, a new BO had just taken over. Next month would've been the two-year anniversary. So close!
Good luck in taking care of /jp/, new Owner-san!!
Greetings, fellow /jp/sies. I thus bring forth a hypothetical situation, a question, and a debate.
Let us indeed ignore the outsiders for a moment, and indulge upon the issues that matter.
Suppose there is a Person A and a Person B. Both happen to be otaku who don't know each other, but they have access to VR. In the VR world, Person A's character is a sexy female, and Person B's is a sexy male. One day, A and B meet by happenstance in one those VR lobby rooms. They are attracted to each others virtual characters, and proceed to initiate in VR engaged sexual intercourse. There, that's our situation. Get it? Ok. Let me tell you this just in case you are too slow to notice it: there's a number of existential issues arising from this hypothetical event that the two otaku must now face.
1) if A sucks B's cock, but is a male in real world, does that make him gay, even though sucking B's virtual cock is straight from his character's point of view?
2) if B lets A suck his cock, does that make him gay?
3) if B was also a sexy female, thus making this lesbian sex, would it be gay?
4) would it be gay if either (or both) were futa?
Indeed, I believe I am correct in saying there are plentiful of moral problems that will arise from our adventures in Virtual Reality. And these are the fundamental philosophical questions that must be answered before any further steps can be taken in the direction of the future.
/jp/, don't be shy now. If you were playing with VR and saw the sexiest girl in your life, just begging for some fuck, but you also knew behind that lovely face hides the stereotypical fat neckbeard, would you still do her?
This has to be said. Spread the word.
Honestly, there are some nasty problems looming on the horizon in terms of sustainability for the otaku lifestyle. Even disregarding the immediate problem of nuclear war with North Korea which threatens to nuke the birthplace of the otaku lifestyle and US, Japan is really the only country where we get this degree of high quality doujinshi, manga, anime, light novels, visual novels, and eroge. These are the roots, so to speak, of the otaku lifestyle.
The roots of the otaku lifestyle need to be spread across the globe for a sustainable future. I am personally interested in this occurring because pretty much everything that I care about entertainment-wise has some kind of influence from Japan.
In terms of problems facing such a spread that I know of, there are several.
The first is that the Japanese art quality is considerably higher than the rest of the world's. There needs to be some sort of learning "framework" transplanted from Japan to the rest of the world to bring up the rest of the world's art quality. The world's overall lack of art skill is a significant roadblock that needs to be addressed.
The second is cultural. People need to get over their absurd fear of sexuality, goddammit. 2D hentai never hurt anyone, and censoring it is retarded. Get rid of the Japan censorship law while you're at it, that thing's dumb.
The third is copyright. The current copyright rules in a lot of places is retarded; there needs to be greater protection for fan-created content to provide a monetary incentive for artists and people to get good at art, produce doujinshi, and overall raise the global art quality through the roof. DMCAing fan-content is retarded, improve the copyright laws please.
The fourth is, you guys need to actually spread this shit around the globe. Take this through Twitter, Facebook, whatever you guys are using to communicate in this day and age. TELL EVERYONE. I'm asking you guys for help because I'm a hermit who has basically no contacts and has no idea where to post this. So I decided to post this here. There needs to be a discussion about this.
tl;dr make the world's art quality better by getting a "framework" for improving art quality from Japan, tell the world to get over its stupid fear of sexuality, and improve rights for fan-created content by improving the stupid copyright laws. And TELL EVERYONE about this. Retweet, etc. There needs to be a discussion about this.
saw a really cute girl when i went to the clinic today.... i think she was half native, and she looked 13 or 14 and had a kind of chubby face, but in a cute way, not a fat way... she was pretty skinny too, and she had really black hair and was really pale... i wonder if she's a neet.... sigh.....
JP Novels Thread
I just finished the novel for Welcome to the NHK, and I thought it was very well done. It made me happy and depressed and the topic was very much relatable. While I don't need a novel that deals with exactly the same stuff, I was wondering if you guys knew of any books that include (psychological?) romance, sadness, anxiety, drugs, and general adult themes, while being down to earth. While it would hopefully be translated from nip, it could be western as well. Thanks.
When where and How
How did you get into it? What got you into it? What triggered your enlightment? I mean, at what point of your life - at what age and how exactly - did you get into the stuff (anime, manga, visual novels, games, Touhou etc)? How did it happen, how old were you? At what point did you realize that's your lifetime hobby, and how old were you then? I'm very curious, please feel at ease to blog and tell me your story (stories).
8ch.net/jp/ Imageboard Review
After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.
I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.
None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!
I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.
How to go on a date with Tenshi
Steps
1. Acquire corndog
2. Drive to Winslow, Arizona
3. ???
4. Take it easy!
Tips
Condiments are optional; however, ketchup and mustard are the latest trend among Route 66 veterans.
Warnings
Mustard is not the same as mustard gas. Please bear this in mind, as attempting to smear mustard gas on your corndog may result in great physical pain, followed shortly by death.
Things you'll need
A corndog
Interstate transport within the United States of America
Condiments (mustard and/or ketchup) (optional)
Niggers tongue my anus
Haha, oh wow
So the new janny while the nigger is away on vacation is Nepfag from /a/ who is banning people here so they will go there. WEW lad, thus shit has gone to your head. It's not bad enough you shit up /a/ for your redditcore userbase, but you also come here to shit it up. Top class janny work, chum.
Or maybe It's to steal more threads from here to substitute for the creative vacuum that is /a/
What is Operation Golden Age?
Hello, people of /jp/. I'm the board owner of /x/ and this is a formal invitation to join Operation Golden Age.
The problem
You're probably aware that 8chan's community is small and highly fragmented. This is a terrible combination. Small forums work best when they have a small number of sections. Big sites can afford to have many subforums. While we enjoy the freedom to create and customise our own boards, the current model of infinite boards plus a stagnant community has resulted in a situation where the vast majority of boards are not as active as they could be. This is a pity, because imageboards are a great and versatile medium, and out of all imageboards, 8chan has the most potential.
Unfortunately our growth model so far has relied on various waves of exodus from other communities, mainly from 4chan. By its very nature, this model doesn't guarantee constant growth, and actually makes growth almost undesirable, because when it happens it's so big and sudden that the influx of new users can be difficult to manage. What we want is slow and steady growth.
The solution
We need to start spreading the word about 8chan. The keyword here is "we". The administrators won't do it because they don't make any money from this site, so it's not in their best interest to advertise it. The big boards won't do it either because they already enjoy a good number of PPH (posts per hour) and they're scared that any new visitor might ruin their 'culture'. From their point of view, there's nothing wrong with the current state of things. Most boards on the other hand would greatly benefit from a bigger community, but we have to make it happen. We have to realise that if we don't do something about it, nothing will change.
Now, due to the fact that most small boards represent niche interests, broad advertisements won't be particularly effective. Instead of advertising for 8chan as a site, we want to target people who are already interested in our niche. We can do this for free by mentioning our boards in places where our target audience gather. It can be Youtube videos, forums, blogs, etc. The more exposure, the better. We can create original content that contains a link to our board and share it on as many sites as we want.
Do we really want to recruit from outside of imageboards?
Yes! Remember that we were all newfags at some point. I discovered /v/ and /b/ through a Pokemon forum around 2008. Where did you come from? Everyone has his own story, but the point is that there's no reason to be afraid of newfags. We just need to make sure that they understand how things work around here. I'm currently working on a 8chan guide for newfags. Once it's done, board owners can add it to their boards as a page. I'll post my finished version and you'll be free to modify it however you see fit.
I encourage every small board to participate and contribute to this operation however they can. Cooperation will be key to our success. If you wish to discuss strategy and methods, please it do here >>>/x/28856 so that this information is shared with everyone.
Hey Fags
Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?
Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.
Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.
Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."
It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".
How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers contine to die on the battlefields of Afghanistan, and for what? The moment you leave, it will be back to traditional Sharia law. Your technological advances count for nothing if all you do with them is watch porn and play video games. We will continue our jihad on the west, to maim and kill those who oppose or insult us. See the truth for what it is and revert to Islam immediately. It is your only hope of survival.
7.3 magnitude earthquake and Tsunami in Fukushima prefecture.
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/
>A 7.3-magnitude earthquake struck at 05:59 AM local time just off Honshu, in the Fukushima prefecture. The Japan Meteorological Agency issued Tsunami advisories for much of the nation's northern Pacific coast. Waves are expected to hit at least 3 metres high.
I hope there will be less damage - and victims of course - as possible. Japan really can't catch a break recently.
A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History
'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."
At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.
"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"
The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."
"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."
The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.
The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.
東方LIVEBOX NEXT 4th & 5th stages stream
Yes, apparently it's not over yet.
There is still one stage left from this concert, the 5th (the other 3 are lost apparently). The 4th one has been already transmitted, and it's on youtube. Since also the live of the last one will be streamed on YT, I thought of watching it at the tearoom. I will also restream the 4th stage, since I want to watch it with you guys.
The dates are as follows:
- Restream of the 4th Stage live: 24th of may, from 19:00 UTC/15:00 EST to around 22:00 UTC/18:00 EST nope, Melonbooks decided to make it private.
- Livestream of the 5th Stage live: 26th of may, from 09:30 UTC/05:30 EST to around 13:00 UTC/09:00 EST. Link to download the live - >>32937
From the tags on Nicolive, DiGiTAL WiNG and EastNewSound will be involved in these two lives, among others.
Finally, before you ask - no, the main lives are not available on YT. Sadly.
Mamizou won, Kosuzu is fucking dead, the Human Village is finished
holy SH*T my dudes
http://hungry0bookworm.tumblr.com/post/163412574451/this-months-forbidden-scrollery-is-the-last#_=_
CM wants to know what board-tan you guys want to represent /jp/so that an artist can put them in a mural. I don't use /jp/ myself, I just wanted to let you guys know this was happening so ye wouldn't be left out. If it's Yuuka then say so so that I can tell /2hu/.
When ye decide go to >>>/sudo/42783 and tell them.
A photography game from Ido.
Self-Improvement
Any self-improvement otaku here?
After a dream I had in which I saw a goddess from a time long gone fade away, I decided to stop being such a wimp and strive to become a "true man". Since then I've been trying my best to become as skillful, educated, athletic and righteous as I possibly can, all while still being the same nerdy person I've always been. My most notable achievements until now are: learning how to cook, being able to do pull-ups and trying my best to fight off my masturbation habits.
東方LIVEBOX NEXT 6th stage livestream
It's time for it again.
The live of the 4th stage concert is coming this friday - the 23rd. I will put the stream at the tearoom at this time:
From 09:30 UTC/05:30 EST to around 13:00 UTC/09:00 EST.
Notice: the proper live starts 30 - 45 minutes after said starting hour. They put on some music while waiting though, so it's still nice.
DiGiTAL WiNG, EastNewSound and A-One will be involved, along with others.
Feel free to join and listen to some nice music together.
Have you ever wondered about cat purring? When we try to mimic it, we usually use trills, however this would not be be accurate since cat purring seems to have a source in the larynx. In such case wouldn't a proper human equivalent of a purr be a glottal sound like hhh? It might be voiced for a better effect,
Help me misunderstood genuises! Recently I've been thinking over the 0.999..= 1 argument, as we know
a = 0.(9)
10a = 9.(9)
10a - a = 9.(9) - 0.(9)
9a = 9
a = 1 = 0.(9)
But we can do some fucked up things basing on the simiilar premise:
b = (9)
10b = (9)0
10b - b = (9)0 - (9)
9b = - 9
b = -1 = (9)
c = (9).(9)
10c = (9).(9)
10c - c = (9).(9) - (9).(9)
9c = 0
c = 0 = (9).(9)
a + b = c
0.(9) + (9) = (9).(9)
1 + (-1) = 0
Have I made a mistake somewhere?
Local Tengu Reporter loses last ounce of credibility nobody even knew she still had
https://gl.sh-yu.me/owncloud/s/ylHXksH2XoVCtdy
In other news, Hekatia is apparently looking for a fight. The only way she could escalate any further now is by straight-up punching Yukari in the gut while calling her out on her bullshit.
Oh snap!
Happening time!
https://www.amazon.com/Forbidden-Scrollery-Vol-Moe-Harukawa/dp/0316511897/
