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I am still alive.

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 No.36045

do you care whether you live or die

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 No.36046

I am a survivor by nature and no rabbit can change that.

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 No.36047

I am either already dead or unkillable. Shit still hurts so probably the later.

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 No.36063

No

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 No.36070

I'm an immortal being.

You can't proof me wrong until the moment I die.

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 No.36091

>>36047

translate noah already you stinker

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 No.36092

>>36091

I'll throw it into the queue. On top of Booru daily, Dankiro biweekly, Jitsuwa situationally, Rori whenever waifufag gets desperate to buy the tankaly, drunk alone on a fridillalyday neighborino, designing a new type of fractionating column still so I can try to make the rest of these mouthwash guzzling retards I am related to understand they can enjoy booze and irl shitposting without causing permanent braindamage and at a reasonable price.

Anything else you want to tack on to my schedule to cockblock me from jerking off to lolibutts?

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 No.36109

>>36092

I have 0 conviction so I'm probably just going to say I got the wrong depressed immortal shitposting on jp

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 No.36111

>>36092

he'd play dumb, I know it, but I have absolutely no conviction so I'm going to say "nevermind"

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 No.36137

I'm not sure if I can finish my backlog in the afterlife, so I'd prefer to stay alive.

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 No.36187

__yes____

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 No.36200

>>36187

This box scared me.

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 No.36208

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Though I don't fear dying, I would still rather not. I'm not a very complicated person, so being alive is preferable in that sense.

None of the things you want become fulfilled if you die. That's a deal breaker; there's far too much I desire to see done in this world.

Besides, you can't eat pizza and shitpost on the jay if you aren't alive. That's just common sense.

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 No.36578

>>36208

youre not funny

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 No.36579

I kind of thought that I would not care if I died but then I was being pressured by things and had this sudden thought that I might kill myself and then I realised I don't want to die, you can't experience anything if you are dead but then this brought about even more misery as if I can't kill myself then I am going to have to live like I am forever even when I am old and I don't want to.

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 No.36589

>>36579

Can't be helped

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 No.36971

>>36578

Good, I was being serious.

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 No.40010

I'm not even trying and I'm still here, clearly this is the shitposting universe.

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