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File: 2ee95850840f184⋯.jpg (215.08 KB,855x1000,171:200,1421560234018.jpg)

 No.32529 [Last50 Posts]

greet the neet!

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 No.32545

Get a job, leech!

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 No.32550

File: f456111cccfafe1⋯.jpg (168.36 KB,858x1200,143:200,1341385242143.jpg)

>>32545

thats no way to greet the neet, deadbeat! prepare yourself to meet her feet!

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 No.32556

beat the neet

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 No.32572

neet for speed

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 No.32577

>>32550

do they taste sweet, her feet?

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 No.32579

File: 3fa821fc2626496⋯.jpg (198.91 KB,900x1252,225:313,--futaba-anzu-idolmaster-a….jpg)

>>32577

her feet be so sweet, their taste can't be beat

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 No.32587

I want to watch the neet milk cows. Just how well would the neet work the teet?

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 No.32616

File: a09b85101ce4501⋯.png (451.3 KB,800x600,4:3,1394521528473.png)

>>32587

>work

the neet would retreat in a heartbeat

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 No.32624

beat, beet, beete, bleat, breit, cheat, cleat, cleet, cliett, creat, crete, deet, eat, feat, fleet, flete, freet, gleet, greet, grete, heat, hieght, keitt, kriete, leet, leete, leite, meat, meet, mete, neat, neet, peat, peet, peete, pete, piet, piette, pleat, plete, prete, quiett, reate, sceat, seat, seite, sheat, sheet, skeat, skeet, skeete, skete, sleat, sleet, speet, st, st., steat, street, streett, suite, sweatt, sweet, swete, teat, teeoff, teet, theat, threatt, threet, thweatt, treat, treet, tveit, tweet, veit, vliet, wheat

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 No.32626

Your idol is shit and you are gay

Suck my cock, dude

Yay

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 No.32627

>>32624

What about "weed" and "heed"?

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 No.32630

>>32626

The NEET is fine, it's you who's gay,

It is your ass that's the disgrace.

Greatest IM@S Anzu's here to stay.

Also, check out my sweet quatrain.

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 No.32631

>>32624

i want to skeet on the neet, im sure she would find it a sweet treat

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 No.32633

>>32627

Those are hard 'd's

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 No.32648

File: a4ac969cf21e614⋯.png (351.97 KB,700x700,1:1,028e6f3d5bd8eb4301deb1dd8f….png)

the neet is in heat! she's bleating for meat!

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 No.32651

>>32648

Lolis in bunnysuits make me uncomfortable. Lolis belong in pajamas or something of the sort, but I'm no lolicon.

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 No.32652

File: 4bdab050d6de5e7⋯.png (298.73 KB,600x600,1:1,yare.png)

>>32651

there's no need to take a seat. though she may be petite, the neet is old enough to take your meat.

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 No.32663

>>32652

I spent like 5 minutes reading that as ナヒオ before I realized it said 十七才

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 No.32709

File: 50e6e00410bc805⋯.png (1.41 MB,1359x1746,151:194,lv3anz.png)

yoyo anzu staying on beat

can't throw off the perfect neet

her rhymes be fire, no conceit

how long can you withstand the heat?

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 No.32728

File: ba944ec446c6e24⋯.jpg (238.41 KB,1015x1100,203:220,1336984930016.jpg)

>>32663

I read it as 十ヒオ until you mentioned it. I'm never going to learn to speak anime.

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 No.33093

File: a45c428c715c73e⋯.jpg (114.87 KB,893x1200,893:1200,CqeK4LKUIAArisC.jpg)

the neet returns with more sick burns

no remorse when roastin a wage slave

rhymes so fire they send you to your grave

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 No.33096

>>33093

Not seeing the rhymes, anon. Either there's none or I'm going daft in the head. Sending me to the grave, huh?

t. wage slave

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 No.33104

File: bd5ea113b8eabb7⋯.jpg (191.42 KB,500x933,500:933,--futaba-anzu-idolmaster-a….jpg)

>>33096

damn nigga you must be blind

to not see rhymes of this kind

i'm sick of rhyming neet with feet

my options were bound to deplete

so fuck restraint and your complaint

anzu and i goin hard in the paint

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 No.33114

File: c6839cf9e9c890f⋯.jpg (288.59 KB,1448x2048,181:256,C_zLULnUQAQV8AC.jpg large.jpg)

the neet is bored of this washed of board

the users are nothing but a stinking hoard

of virgin weebs that cant afford

to disconnect the umbilical cord

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 No.33135

File: 7efd2f08e99b8f3⋯.png (417.12 KB,627x1003,627:1003,149361531160.png)

NEET

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 No.33141

File: 3e8dbae200f9760⋯.png (223.33 KB,505x505,1:1,1423882217812.png)

>>33135

thats a good neet but you forgot your rhyme

or perhaps you just didnt have the time

either way i wont call you a jerk

an aversion to rhyme is an aversion to work

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 No.33143

>>33141

God, you're such a shitty fucking dweeb. Post pictures of Anzu in silence, you shitty dweeb.

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 No.33144

File: c8a396cf13fdab7⋯.jpg (915.87 KB,1400x960,35:24,68b4f4c919b7a0e5505b6ce2d8….jpg)

>>33143

It's not a rhyme if you use the same word twice.

Now how about you try for once to be nice?

Your lack of skill is making me queasy;

Don't ever forget: you should be taking it easy.

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 No.33151

I cannot rhyme in English for shit

because its spelling is also shit

so I'm trying to rhyme the same words

a groundbreaking concept, mark my words

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 No.33152

>>33144

I'm not going to post rhymes you fucking dork.

Shut the fuck up, nerd.

Shut the fuck up and post Anzu..

Shitty fucking faggot.

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 No.33153

File: 931901def412cb2⋯.jpg (207.09 KB,832x902,416:451,dd5ab7b0496d8fd25099a10c43….jpg)

>>33144

Take it easy? No, I won't.

Skilled rhymes, now that's a joke,

but not one as big as this fat shit

that is Anzu, the fake-NEET.

>>33152

Then show us how it's done,

Start posting Anzu, you damn clown.

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 No.33154

File: d3d9d096bec8500⋯.jpg (478.67 KB,800x1129,800:1129,d78665540fb33362c6b10547d5….jpg)

holy f*ck you guys are so rude

would you like if the neet said

suck my cock dude

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 No.33156

File: 75b84422aee1fc7⋯.jpg (344.46 KB,750x1000,3:4,1360735518899.jpg)

>>33154

Do you mean to say you wouldn't?

I see no reason why I shouldn't,

except for the lack of a comma

before the direct address, lmoa.

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 No.33197

File: f2b762d7e54161f⋯.jpg (158.03 KB,640x800,4:5,1377519792203.jpg)

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 No.33202

File: 13b0fcdd813eef5⋯.png (149.17 KB,600x600,1:1,1424556723214.png)

what up fags the neet is here

wageslave punks need to disappear

this board is mine. i'm here to stay

my first decree: to slay the gay

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 No.33204

File: c8ec752bad46c22⋯.jpg (681.09 KB,1032x1457,1032:1457,a88d766ce4003552734ea68d44….jpg)

fuck all the work im the neet (drrrr)

cant get me up on my feet (woo)

anzu destroyin the beat (git git git)

producer can suck on my meat (brrrrra)

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 No.33234

File: a0819393b7f4b58⋯.jpg (334.63 KB,500x585,100:117,aad4412ae47a3874480049c4d1….jpg)

Vocalising noise samples?

Your mind's going to shambles.

All that claim to NEET fame

will net you a cut to your pay.

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 No.33342

File: d9aae21cd260382⋯.jpg (2.51 MB,1552x3912,194:489,lolibooru 126949 animal_co….jpg)

the neet is dressed like a cock

so she caws out bok bok bok

theres no reply

except for my fly

she changes back to a frock

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 No.33377

File: 67c39152cc2ead2⋯.jpg (592.34 KB,900x1291,900:1291,60026632_p0.jpg)

this is the neet on her phone

you better leave her alone

or be ready to experience own

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 No.33395

>>33342

>theres no reply

now there is

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 No.33401

File: 3c5add03cc81151⋯.jpg (449.54 KB,700x1195,140:239,59247562_p0.jpg)

>>33395

oh thank you! what a pleasant surprise!

the neet can hardly believe her eyes

she rubs them to see the reply she desired

definitely not because shes just tired

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 No.33415

i bet the neet has small teets

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 No.33557

File: 07d4c623366f320⋯.jpg (126.03 KB,832x1019,832:1019,DCr9OJ1V0AEIbms.jpg)

be very quiet,

the neet is not here.

kirari wont buy it,

shes coming. oh dear!

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 No.33604

File: 7b9bf07fd6144d2⋯.jpg (60.29 KB,600x780,10:13,DFB0h0mUwAIQBaY.jpg large.jpg)

this is the neet on her fluffy pink throne

sukumizu anzu gives me a big bone

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 No.33676

File: 2a1db22f9593552⋯.png (579.84 KB,815x1154,815:1154,3e7856c4927af8c27b596e9b5d….png)

pedos beware, the neet has an urge,

a burning desire to kill every virg

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 No.33701

>>33676

I'd love her to ``kill'' me if you know what I mean!

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 No.33756

>>33676

嫌だ。。死にたくない。

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 No.33953

File: 590be6c1dcc8ba6⋯.jpg (63.02 KB,605x510,121:102,DEssw7gVYAEHXuA.jpg large.jpg)

anzu is now here to save the jay

no crossboarder is safe from the slay

post a green arrow and be killed in a second

the neet is a force with to be reckoned

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 No.33955

I aspire to be a neet like this

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 No.34104

>>33953

>post a green arrow and be killed in a second

<Then I shall use the other color, you cannot stop me.

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 No.34107

>>34104

?gnitouq uoy era ohw

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 No.34328

File: d2eb7701951362f⋯.png (433.94 KB,594x722,297:361,265030ab88882c308d442894d8….png)

its anzu! surprise!

a sight for sore eyes

a beam of light breaking through the gray skies

shes here again to rescue the jay

the neet is prepared to slay every gay

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 No.36546

File: 2fd2ad720256d5f⋯.jpg (198.6 KB,795x706,795:706,435.jpg)

File: 4121abdf6cc84e1⋯.jpg (69.52 KB,262x424,131:212,杏SS古今東西.jpg)

A NEET I am, but yo, today...

Just listen to what I have to say!

Read some stuff this very Thursday

``Work from home, earn fair pay''

Wait, is this my gateway?

High hopes right away

I have a chance, wow, yay!

``Fill some survey, write an essay

Get your cash, that's the play''

Seems legit, seems okay

Perfect job for me, hooray

New merch, paid off debt, the damn Nikkei...

A vision for the future this did convey

No longer will I have to pray

I want to start without delay

So my applications I begin to spray

But Boom! Only to be kept at bay

The responses were all the same: ``nay''

``We don't hire losers, hey''

My dreams destroyed in a sway

My poor hopes they did slay

That was fucking gay

Ruined my mood, they

Suffering, despair and decay

I still feel real grey

But I learned my lesson, Jay

``Expectations you shall not display

This rule of life NEETs must obey!''

So as I cry, my bed I lay

At the end of the day

NEET station is where I will stay

A hopeless misery in every way

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 No.36552

>>36546

just go and work construction f4g

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 No.36581

File: 87365db41bc2fc4⋯.png (977.78 KB,1103x1416,1103:1416,1.png)

>>36546

Stupid faggot, why complain?

Keep it up and you'll be slain.

「The ad has lied, my dreams they rob!」

But at least you don't have to get a job.

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 No.37606

Hello NEET

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 No.37727

>>32550

I'd lick her feet.

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 No.37755

I would spray her with my seed.

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 No.37808

I would exchange her for a steed

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