No.32529 [View All]
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No.32626
Your idol is shit and you are gay
Suck my cock, dude
Yay
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No.32627
>>32624
What about "weed" and "heed"?
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No.32630
>>32626
The NEET is fine, it's you who's gay,
It is your ass that's the disgrace.
Greatest IM@S Anzu's here to stay.
Also, check out my sweet quatrain.
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No.32631
>>32624
i want to skeet on the neet, im sure she would find it a sweet treat
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No.32633
>>32627
Those are hard 'd's
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No.32648
the neet is in heat! she's bleating for meat!
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No.32651
>>32648
Lolis in bunnysuits make me uncomfortable. Lolis belong in pajamas or something of the sort, but I'm no lolicon.
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No.32652
>>32651
there's no need to take a seat. though she may be petite, the neet is old enough to take your meat.
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No.32663
>>32652
I spent like 5 minutes reading that as ナヒオ before I realized it said 十七才
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No.32709
yoyo anzu staying on beat
can't throw off the perfect neet
her rhymes be fire, no conceit
how long can you withstand the heat?
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No.32728
>>32663
I read it as 十ヒオ until you mentioned it. I'm never going to learn to speak anime.
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No.33093
the neet returns with more sick burns
no remorse when roastin a wage slave
rhymes so fire they send you to your grave
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No.33096
>>33093
Not seeing the rhymes, anon. Either there's none or I'm going daft in the head. Sending me to the grave, huh?
t. wage slave
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No.33104
>>33096
damn nigga you must be blind
to not see rhymes of this kind
i'm sick of rhyming neet with feet
my options were bound to deplete
so fuck restraint and your complaint
anzu and i goin hard in the paint
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No.33114
the neet is bored of this washed of board
the users are nothing but a stinking hoard
of virgin weebs that cant afford
to disconnect the umbilical cord
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No.33135
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No.33141
>>33135
thats a good neet but you forgot your rhyme
or perhaps you just didnt have the time
either way i wont call you a jerk
an aversion to rhyme is an aversion to work
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No.33143
>>33141
God, you're such a shitty fucking dweeb. Post pictures of Anzu in silence, you shitty dweeb.
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No.33144
>>33143
It's not a rhyme if you use the same word twice.
Now how about you try for once to be nice?
Your lack of skill is making me queasy;
Don't ever forget: you should be taking it easy.
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No.33151
I cannot rhyme in English for shit
because its spelling is also shit
so I'm trying to rhyme the same words
a groundbreaking concept, mark my words
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No.33152
>>33144
I'm not going to post rhymes you fucking dork.
Shut the fuck up, nerd.
Shut the fuck up and post Anzu..
Shitty fucking faggot.
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No.33153
>>33144
Take it easy? No, I won't.
Skilled rhymes, now that's a joke,
but not one as big as this fat shit
that is Anzu, the fake-NEET.
>>33152
Then show us how it's done,
Start posting Anzu, you damn clown.
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No.33154
holy f*ck you guys are so rude
would you like if the neet said
suck my cock dude
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No.33156
>>33154
Do you mean to say you wouldn't?
I see no reason why I shouldn't,
except for the lack of a comma
before the direct address, lmoa.
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No.33197
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No.33202
what up fags the neet is here
wageslave punks need to disappear
this board is mine. i'm here to stay
my first decree: to slay the gay
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No.33204
fuck all the work im the neet (drrrr)
cant get me up on my feet (woo)
anzu destroyin the beat (git git git)
producer can suck on my meat (brrrrra)
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No.33234
Vocalising noise samples?
Your mind's going to shambles.
All that claim to NEET fame
will net you a cut to your pay.
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No.33342
the neet is dressed like a cock
so she caws out bok bok bok
theres no reply
except for my fly
she changes back to a frock
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No.33377
this is the neet on her phone
you better leave her alone
or be ready to experience own
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No.33395
>>33342
>theres no reply
now there is
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No.33401
>>33395
oh thank you! what a pleasant surprise!
the neet can hardly believe her eyes
she rubs them to see the reply she desired
definitely not because shes just tired
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No.33415
i bet the neet has small teets
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No.33557
be very quiet,
the neet is not here.
kirari wont buy it,
shes coming. oh dear!
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No.33604
this is the neet on her fluffy pink throne
sukumizu anzu gives me a big bone
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No.33676
pedos beware, the neet has an urge,
a burning desire to kill every virg
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No.33701
>>33676
I'd love her to ``kill'' me if you know what I mean!
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No.33756
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No.33953
anzu is now here to save the jay
no crossboarder is safe from the slay
post a green arrow and be killed in a second
the neet is a force with to be reckoned
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No.33955
I aspire to be a neet like this
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No.34104
>>33953
>post a green arrow and be killed in a second
<Then I shall use the other color, you cannot stop me.
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No.34107
>>34104
?gnitouq uoy era ohw
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No.34328
its anzu! surprise!
a sight for sore eyes
a beam of light breaking through the gray skies
shes here again to rescue the jay
the neet is prepared to slay every gay
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No.36546
A NEET I am, but yo, today...
Just listen to what I have to say!
Read some stuff this very Thursday
``Work from home, earn fair pay''
Wait, is this my gateway?
High hopes right away
I have a chance, wow, yay!
``Fill some survey, write an essay
Get your cash, that's the play''
Seems legit, seems okay
Perfect job for me, hooray
New merch, paid off debt, the damn Nikkei...
A vision for the future this did convey
No longer will I have to pray
I want to start without delay
So my applications I begin to spray
But Boom! Only to be kept at bay
The responses were all the same: ``nay''
``We don't hire losers, hey''
My dreams destroyed in a sway
My poor hopes they did slay
That was fucking gay
Ruined my mood, they
Suffering, despair and decay
I still feel real grey
But I learned my lesson, Jay
``Expectations you shall not display
This rule of life NEETs must obey!''
So as I cry, my bed I lay
At the end of the day
NEET station is where I will stay
A hopeless misery in every way
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No.36552
>>36546
just go and work construction f4g
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No.36581
>>36546
Stupid faggot, why complain?
Keep it up and you'll be slain.
「The ad has lied, my dreams they rob!」
But at least you don't have to get a job.
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No.37606
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No.37727
>>32550
I'd lick her feet.
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No.37755
I would spray her with my seed.
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No.37808
I would exchange her for a steed
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