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 No.34530

what's in your /jp/ folder?

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 No.34532

File: a59e107253b3c82⋯.jpg (102.57 KB,729x610,729:610,subsample of jaypee folder.JPG)

I suppose these are the sort of images that comprise the bulk of it.

There's also some webms and art. The folders include the notorious "Flanposting Kit" and a repository of anime girls holding programming books

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 No.34534

File: 890c5924d91fb2e⋯.png (80.06 KB,316x452,79:113,butthurt.png)

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 No.34535

>>34532

why did you block out the filenames? are you paranoid or insecure about something??

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 No.34536

>>34535

I'm not sure what mix of paranoia and esoteric bullshite was involved, but it felt like the right thing to do regardless.

I am certainly suspicious about names. Posting a whole gaggle of them seemed like a bad idea.

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 No.34542

My old /jp/ folder died with the previous computer, now all I have are the 14....jpg filename images and some stuff saved from warosu (´;ω;`)

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 No.34557

File: 2ee25c3e7893db6⋯.jpg (37.07 KB,480x640,3:4,1500561071299.jpg)

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 No.34558

File: 1bcaff44dbe342d⋯.png (234.4 KB,424x598,212:299,mmofqv.png)

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 No.34559

File: 327157fc4ffb412⋯.png (247.82 KB,424x598,212:299,1bcaff44dbe342d95e3f6f7edc….png)

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 No.34560

File: e96022456cc5446⋯.jpg (142.02 KB,424x598,212:299,tenshi smcd.jpg)

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 No.34562

>>34559

Hahahahahaha "cuck"

cuck

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 No.34564

>>34562

I rate this shitpost 4/10. It makes fun of awful internet lingo, but at the same time it uses that same awful internet lingo in it. Work on your shitposting skills, Anonymous.

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 No.34565

File: ad776d006ace967⋯.jpg (31.21 KB,960x638,480:319,1453127558001.jpg)

>>34564

For example one could draw attention to the fact the sock was involved in cuckery. Allude to the fact that the poster is a virgin hikki who resorts to jerking off into socks since they will never stick their penis in a girlhole. Then you have all the elements you need for a proper /jp/ shitpost.

I am imagining a long drawn out thread from the point of view of anon trying to hold back his tears as he watches his beloved cumrag get repeatedly violated by Reimu's "Miko stick". Focus on his despair and emptiness. Close with him desperatly trying to dustract himself from the collapse of his personal world by crossposting on to /jp/ to try and shitpost only to lead to this thread creating a recursive story.

Or you can opt out of the shaggy dog style shitposting and focus on sock being a homonym with the abbreviation for socialist and make a series of puns about NEETSocs.

I think the best possible option would be to create a meta meta shitpost. It would read like a meta post about how to make a proper /jp/ shitpost but in reality it would be a meta post about metaposting pointing out that crossboarders themselves is a cuckold who came to the Jay to shitpost only to have their memes taken from them before their very eyes and being used by others as they watch on in shame, figuratively wearing the horns of a cuckold as the ideology and concepts they love gets fucked so hard by the Jay that in the end the crossboarders ends up becoming a catamite out of shame and is stuck in the future metaphorically prepping the Jay to fuck their board culture RAW.

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 No.34566

>>34565

I'm sorry I don't really get any of that...

I'll just ignore it and try my hardest next time.

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 No.34567

File: 7db86f5874a5d42⋯.jpg (90.08 KB,700x800,7:8,Mokeo Sooks stripping.jpg)

>>34566

Don't worry about it. Waking up to drop acid and make convoluted shitposts about making convoluted shitposts on the Jay is also /jp/ culture.

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 No.34568

>>34565

This is a good post.

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 No.34595

>>34567

I have my work cut out for me, sensei

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 No.34605

>>34565

What did you have to do to master the art of shitposting like this?

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 No.34668

>>34605

drank a lot

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