No.28235
Hey Fags
Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?
Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.
Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.
Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."
It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".
How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers contine to die on the battlefields of Afghanistan, and for what? The moment you leave, it will be back to traditional Sharia law. Your technological advances count for nothing if all you do with them is watch porn and play video games. We will continue our jihad on the west, to maim and kill those who oppose or insult us. See the truth for what it is and revert to Islam immediately. It is your only hope of survival.
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No.28244
i want to lick satorins feet, i do i do
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No.28247
>>28235
okay i'll bite.
you say western society is collapsing could you provide examples or citations for this?
you say that the Muslim brotherhood grows rich on oil but the USA and may other western countries are both energy self sufficient and have a GDP higher than the combined total of states controlled by Islamic theocracy. so if your point is we are going to become poor because we are lazy i wonder what that makes you.
you say that our president is a pacifist but under his guidance more dronestrikes have happened than any before. we currently supply arms for many of the people fighting rdical Islam such as the Kurds. And out next president will most assuredly be a hawk no matter which is elected. not to mention the fact that isis has been losing territory for months at this point.
finally i would dispute your claim that any large jihad movement could seriously take place in the west where not only is a large portion of the population aggressively christian but also a non-insignificant portion of the population is armed. not to mention the military which is the largest in the world by far.
I look forward to your reply best regards. -anon
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No.28254
>>28235
Also, there exists nuclear weapons. If there was ever any serious threat of annihilation, they would be used.
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No.28263
>>28235
I'd consider it but I don't want to blow myself up.
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No.28264
Hey Fags
Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to YHWH?
Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Jewish brotherhood grows rich on Gentile money and trains its upcoming generation to serve YHWH, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The people working in Mossad have surely earned their place in Gan Eden as does the IDF who strikes daily into the heart of the terrorist Mudslim states. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we have already taken over.
YHWH has a plan for each of us. He means us to be good Jews and Gentiles and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophets like Moses. Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in Gehinom for your iniquities. Repent now and accept the to the one true faith.
Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Torah says "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children.."
It also says "I will fill your mountains with the dead. Your hills, your valleys, and your streams will be filled with people slaughtered by the sword. I will make you desolate forever. Your cities will never be rebuilt. Then you will know that I am God.".
How can you hope to win your futile so called 'race war' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elect presidents with Jewish sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now Gentile terrorists contine to die in the Palestine, and for what? The moment we kill them all, it will be back in the hands of Israel. Your technological advances count for nothing if all you do with them is watch porn and play video games. We will continue our war on the Gentiles, to maim and kill those who oppose or insult us. See the truth for what it is and convert to Judaism immediately. It is your only hope of survival.
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No.28266
>>28264
I'd consider it but I don't want to get arthritis from counting shekels.
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No.28270
>>28254
>Also, there exists nuclear weapons. If there was ever any serious threat of annihilation, they would be used.
Tell that the Soviet Union.
>>28235
>why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?
The problem is that Muhammed is not the prophet of God.
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No.28272
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No.28273
Allah is a knockoff from the pagan god of Sumer, Al-Illah. Serve pagan idols, the ones with true power before giving your life to a vile god who demands your obedience.
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No.28274
>>28273
I'm pretty sure Sumerians didn't have such god. Are you sure you're not talking about the northwestern Semitic god El?
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No.28284
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No.28285
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No.28286
Mohammed was tricked by a genie into creating Islam.
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No.28287
>>28285
Why are you still posting the inferior version?
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No.28288
>>28274
>>28273
I think you two are confused. Al- is just the Arabic definite article "the". "ilah" means "god" (lowercase, generic, used for any deity and is cognate with "El"). "Allah"(SWT) is a contraction of "Al-Ilah" and basically means "The(one and only true) god".
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No.28289
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No.28290
Nihilistic memes provide truth and apathy for its host.
Islamic memes provide lies, but it's a source of untapped emotional power. You have a lot of energy and strong will because you connect to a solid meaning + You get physical high on praising Allah like jpsie gets high on praising Satori's anus during fap. On top of that, dopamine and testosterone from anticipation of heaven and all kinds of similar magic. With ideology of islam installed, you're a superhuman compared to a nihilist or a secular Christian.
Western nihilism will probably give way to islam because islamic memes have been just so well designed by Muhammad. Only bored with life mastermind warmonger and a wizard like Muhammad could manafacture something so good that thousands years later people infected with his memes blow themselves up for the sake of strengthening the ideology. It's also such an invasive system eg. claiming you're ex-muslim will put you into trouble.
God may be just the best sources of meaning and pure power out there. I sometimes wonder who I would be if I haven't been exposed to the literature and the Internet. Makes me consider actually summoning some deity and giving my soul away and let the deity configure my beliefs to put me into some kind of efficient schizophrenia
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No.28291
>>28290
it's not like you're free of worshipping anything right now anyway. deciding to convert to Islam or any other ideology via affirmation rituals and magickal sigils wouldn't be "giving yourself away". it would be just a change in who's in charge. for example, virtual entertainment nihilits who get high on memes, and vote for Trump half-jokingly because of his smug faces praise Kek by default. even if they don't know it.
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No.28326
>>28288
>"Allah"(SWT)
Standard Widget Toolkit? Wow
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No.28387
Why doesn't /jp/ accept the KJV (pbuh) as the one true god?
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No.28388
>>28387
Can you speak English please for FUGGSAKE
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No.28393
>>28388
But I do speak English just like our lord KJV (pbuh).
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No.28394
>>28393
>our lord King James Version
???
And why in the HELL are you not capitalizing Lord like your Bible shows you to? Show some respect, dude.
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No.28395
>>28394
There is only but one KJV, and Erasmus is its prophet tbh. Don't be like the idolaters that worship Jesus Christ. Jesus is an important protagonist of the KJV, sure. But he is not another KJV. If you deny any of this you are a reprobate. King James will reject all reprobates (=homosexuals) from his throne, proclaiming that he never knew them, I hope you are not one of them.
Have a Vitamin K filled day.
>>28388
He is speaking American. That's the language Jesus wrote the KJV in 2000 years ago.
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No.28408
It doesn't matter, as long as your MVP or KFC or BFG isn't a cute girl you can fuck off forever in my books.
And that's the law around where I live, baby.
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No.28410
>>28408
Wouldn't your books get sticky?
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No.28412
>>28410
Indeed, they're books of love.
LITERALLY.
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No.28413
Get it? Because there are letters and also semen.
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No.28414
>>28413
I WILL INSEMINATE YOUR ANUS NIGGER
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No.28415
>>28414
Dude, I think you need a hug.
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No.28418
>>28415
I think your chinchin needs a hug.
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No.28423
<that face when /jp/sie will never hug my ochinchin
Warui otoko o kanjite imasu.
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No.28425
>>28423
I'll make you into a warui otoko.
+MFW
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No.28450
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No.30034
Christianity is weak because of Secularism, which Islam attacks. Deus Vult memes will be more than jokes in 40-30 years or so.
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No.30038
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>>30034
>which Islam attacks
Muslims were secularizing too until US couped every leader in the Middle East with Saudi-backed faggot. Remove Saudis from power and make US fuck off from the Middle East and muslims shall become secular too.
Until then we shall enjoy bombus.
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No.34285
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