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 No.28846 [Last50 Posts]

このスレにで日本語が暖かくて話せます。 初心者から母語話者まで大歓迎。

ゆっくりしていてお喋りしましょうね。 前スレより何をしていたんだ、名無しさん?

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 No.28847

僕:

筋トレ始めた

家具移動(PCを部屋から居間にした)

「用心棒」、「七人の侍」消化

得にそれ以外はない。 当ブログ毎度読んでくれてありがとうございます。

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 No.28848

>得に

「特に」にすべき

だらしない誤字やな

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 No.28849

先月、自動車教習所に入った。理論の授業はつまんない

今日は寒いから、ちょっと友達とグリューワインを飲みに行くかもな。

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 No.28859

>>28848

おばちゃん?

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 No.28861

File: 2bb26a03fbd54d0⋯.jpg (42.19 KB,420x267,140:89,eisfeebratwurst.jpg)

>>28859

はい、なんだい?

>>28849

グリューワインとはな、あのスパイス入り暖めたワインでしょ? 君もしかしてドイツ人?

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 No.28862

>>28861

イシュビンデウイチュ

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 No.28875

File: 9979d19bac0252f⋯.png (122.71 KB,440x307,440:307,longa3.png)

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 No.28881

File: 61702510b21b3a2⋯.png (1.31 MB,1174x1500,587:750,Traditionell gekleidetes ….png)

>>28861

ここではドイツ語を話します。

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 No.28886

File: 37e0f8232e5f7ae⋯.png (903.31 KB,640x480,4:3,shot0131.png)

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 No.28894

今日、コンタクトレンズを買いに行く。ついにこのクソ眼鏡を捨ててもいい。

>>28861

ええ、ドイツ人だ

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 No.28898

>>28886

>Schützen des Recht der irgerlich!

>Erlauben dir Auferstehung des Sie!

>Fallen da von Ha Ge bur

>Reinhardt von Lohengrimm

How have you been lately google-translate-san desu ka~

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 No.28900

>>28898

What does it actually (try) to say, I don't German.

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 No.28901

>>28900

I AM German and I don't know either. I guess it's a protest

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 No.28903

File: 3f31e582d393766⋯.jpeg (8.81 KB,300x168,25:14,German 2hu.jpeg)

>>28900

It's a huge mess. From left to right,

"Ausweitung der Bürgerrechte!" ["Expansion of citizen's rights!"]

"Lohengramm, mein Kaiser!" ["Lohengramm for Kaiser!"]

"Abschaffung des Adelsstandes!" ["Abolishment of nobility!"]

...is my interpretation.

On the bottom, the left one is obvious, the right one says basically the same as the first one on the top left.

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 No.28937

File: fa4206212251bca⋯.png (63.27 KB,181x179,181:179,flan.png)

弱気なjpsieいじめたい

性的な意味で

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 No.28953

>>28937

ホモ、キモい

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 No.28958

>>28953

チンポ スゴイ!

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 No.28968

>>28953

発情期だから仕方ないや

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 No.28971

幾つのサッカーのゲームに賭けた。$15から$60の利得可能性がある。

金を賭けずスポーツを見るのはマジでつまらなすぎるなー

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 No.28984

File: bbafa2228df35ec⋯.jpg (14.7 KB,268x212,67:53,giko.jpg)

こんにちハンバーガ

Jぽ〒ーと を はじめましてに みんな

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 No.29304

File: 2ff09369914fbb4⋯.jpg (203.64 KB,800x731,800:731,1455649493019.jpg)

誰かいますか?

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 No.29308

File: b9ac9bc17c88459⋯.png (228.63 KB,399x598,399:598,there is no girl that hate….png)

僕はいるよ

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 No.29309

File: be54f825df80534⋯.gif (216.81 KB,263x368,263:368,1457892140956.gif)

>>29304

いませんよ

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 No.29321

File: 9d2563db8398e39⋯.jpg (70.04 KB,1023x692,1023:692,7269714903.jpg)

>>29304

誰もいない。

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 No.30047

File: 2e27d52f40a9d07⋯.jpg (94.93 KB,413x413,1:1,a.jpg)

こんにちは?

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 No.30050

ching chong nip nong

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 No.30111

File: c62da2c6934284f⋯.jpg (1.59 MB,4084x5948,1021:1487,731ce8d662b0a27189f4b65d5a….jpg)

>>29309

I want to impregnate Kohina.

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 No.30226

ふむ~

やはりここの住人は日本語が上手いのう

掲示板の書き込みであろうにも関わらず、正しく文法も単語もこれほど使いいこなせるとは… わしも関心するわい

さすがはjpとでも言うべきか

しかし発音の方はどうじゃ?

自身のある者はvocarooでこのセリフを言いたまえ:

「斜め77度の並びで泣く泣く嘶くナナハン7台難なく並べて長眺め」

さあ、聞かせてもらおうじゃないか!?貴様らの美声をっ!!

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 No.30231

>>30226

お断りします。

恥ずかしいので。

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 No.30251

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 No.30284

File: 1adebac26647e8a⋯.jpg (25.56 KB,437x471,437:471,1375000955909.jpg)

新年明けまして御目出度う御座います

今年も宜しくお願い致します

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 No.30317

>>30226

王様すいませんけど君の娘を救ったらあいつの処女を支払いにもらいますから

別の勇者聞いた方が最良と思います

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 No.30357

あけおめ、この下らん貴様ら

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 No.31371

File: a9a6578390338ce⋯.jpg (46.13 KB,300x300,1:1,1454870895388.jpg)

もしもし!

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 No.31375

File: 19f2b164edebc37⋯.jpg (43.82 KB,391x419,391:419,oharo.jpg)

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 No.31384

File: 6b79d0de8c42b0d⋯.jpg (172.07 KB,660x509,660:509,1394411245936.jpg)

この墓石になにが書かれているのか?

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 No.31385

>>31384

はい

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 No.31391

おい、分からない。

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 No.31396

File: 33739c146b5c783⋯.png (117.7 KB,606x229,606:229,Capture3.png)

このスレをよく見て上げしたくなるけど

何か投稿フォームに書いて何も面白い話にはならなさそうなんだから結局文書を消して何もポストしないってよくある事

この世を去るの一瞬間に「何も面白いことのない人生だった」と思うべし人生になるらしい

憂鬱...

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 No.31397

i will most likely never be able to form a sophisticated sentence in japanese... gotta learn more kanji so i can read books.

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 No.31399

お前らの好きな食い物を教えてくれ

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 No.31419

File: 092ce768df21fd4⋯.png (88.24 KB,433x551,433:551,1397194684677.png)

>>31399

少年マンガの話し方やめてくれないか

それでも「隊長」呼ばないから

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 No.31429

File: ea4cfc62273621e⋯.png (16.08 KB,450x391,450:391,1487361368737.png)

>>31419

何ィィィ!俺様は普通に喋ってるぜ

文句あるなら拳で解決を願おうじゃあないかッッ!

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 No.31434

>>31429

これな。これはお前の他人に白痴と思われる理由だね。

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 No.31435

File: 67f9e264fabbf9b⋯.png (3.49 KB,188x192,47:48,waw.png)

>>31434

き、貴様!よくもこの俺に向かって!

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 No.31442

>>31429

ええ?でもつまんないでしょう

可愛い少女の喋り方の方がいいわ

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 No.31546

仕事で怒られたら泣かずにいられなかった

しばらくトイレで涙を流したらスッキリしました

ありがとうございます

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 No.33112

File: f5dde7bb1418adb⋯.jpg (134.73 KB,850x1062,425:531,f5dde7bb1418adbd0b70411852….jpg)

どもみなさん! 私は名無しです。ハンバガおたべますか?

日本語でべんきょうします!

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 No.33113

>>33112

まだまだ下手じゃのう。可愛い。

まあ、精々頑張って勉強するが良い。

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 No.33115

File: 8fa76d881ae41cd⋯.jpg (610.16 KB,750x750,1:1,ebfffce424460b3def6c8781f9….jpg)

>>33112

日本語で無図化しでも私はだるい。テーレービは酷い。

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 No.33116

File: ac168726ee7c23c⋯.jpg (29.51 KB,422x403,422:403,de28bfcda597c3473f683c29c8….jpg)

>>33115

あはははごめん。。。私はばか。

>>33113

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 No.33117

File: d74b932ef8a54ec⋯.png (378.03 KB,1280x1072,80:67,1374007577347_waifu2x_art_….png)

はい?

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 No.33118

File: 2aacdd06d67c496⋯.png (556.11 KB,480x720,2:3,c1aad8c47f8d4a38c1f4c6c429….png)

之は霊夢です。霊夢の脇!

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 No.33125

すみません

私の帽子はどこですか。。?

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 No.33127

File: 2532b645ebde13c⋯.png (422.94 KB,800x800,1:1,1362643494173.png)

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 No.33128

>>33127

もう駄目だね。。

参ったな

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 No.33162

File: af47a8eabc63d6f⋯.png (801.33 KB,527x805,527:805,n-nigoniii.PNG)

うちの妻の息子は、いつも私にとって無礼なことばっかをする。 どうやって礼儀を教えられるのか?

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 No.33167

File: f397029ea747cba⋯.png (36.53 KB,352x352,1:1,1444377792162.png)

>>31396

これから今への間に憂鬱治ってない

死にたいわけではないが生きるのも面倒くさい。 他人に細かがりことは俺が対するとすると失敗ばかり。 絶望に落ちやすい性格だと言われてどうしてこうなったのか。

帰りてえけど既に自分の家にいる、その気持ちが分かる人いません?

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 No.33168

>>33167

ヒジョーに分かるよ、その気持

ひしひしとなぁ

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 No.33172

>>33127

このイメージは俺の人生のようなものだ。 誰にも迷惑をかきたくなくて一人で私物の帽子からカレーを食いたいだけなんだけど通り魔から勝手にマヨネーズを掛けられて絶望に落ちる。

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 No.33361

File: 3ef3871d8f1ac63⋯.png (77.3 KB,263x355,263:355,1956e9de385cda4b7c84516fc6….png)

貴様ら… 失礼にもほどがあるぞ。 緊急避難とは言え、我が誇らしい/jp/の歴史を知らずに板を使い放題にしやがってよぉ。。

お前らが来る前にここlibrejpはあんまり使われてなかったからそんなに気にしてはいないが、それでも/jp/の名の下でこんなdegeneracyは許せぬ。せめて >>>/img/ で活動して下さい。本当に「ありがたい」と思っているならそうするよ。頼む。

まあ、しなくても、truneetの俺から言わせて貰うとlibrechanって洋風の掲示板の中でも小児性愛者しかいないクソみたいな存在だけどwwwww 自業自得ってやつか

ちなみにTOR/VPN使ってない人のIPはFBIのデータベースに登録されるのでgl(笑)

分かったか糞ジャップ共?

gnfosに来たらぶっ殺すからな

あと、ここの日本語下手くそのBO(大統領)はとんでもないホモニワカnewfagカス死ぬべきうんこ野郎。 FUCK YOU!!!

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 No.33380

SPEAK ENGLISH

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 No.33399

>>33361

同感

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 No.34067

File: 1e7e4c0ff8a2f3d⋯.jpg (955.21 KB,1512x2105,1512:2105,1e7e4c0ff8a2f3d644c5bf5119….jpg)

今日は!

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 No.34072

File: 19f2b164edebc37⋯.jpg (43.82 KB,391x419,391:419,oharo.jpg)

>>34067

ばんわ~

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 No.35147

File: e886c885af2f87e⋯.jpg (77.08 KB,552x510,92:85,ausd324.jpg)

So how do I motivate myself into learning Nip? I have tried but the sheer difficulty kinda puts me off.

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 No.35174

File: 2b281369036267f⋯.png (604.91 KB,1026x601,1026:601,eigo.png)

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 No.35177

File: f5298258522daea⋯.jpg (37.65 KB,746x420,373:210,635.jpg)

>>35147

1. pick up teh book

2. study

3. ????

4. PROFIT

do you wipe your own ass or do you have to motivate yourself too?

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 No.35183

>>35177

"oh no shit will stain my underwear if I pull them up now" is probably an incomparable sort of motivation

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 No.35185

>>35183

just fucking do it, why all the dumbass talk about motivating yourself. what gives?

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 No.38192

File: 9cf2bf15429e82c⋯.jpg (270.45 KB,700x506,350:253,1406246815348.jpg)

私は疲れました...

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 No.38193

File: 0f64f6827516a7a⋯.png (59.27 KB,400x275,16:11,1431705634929.png)

>>35147

単にやれ

待ってば待つほどゴールがもっともっと遅れられる。始まったらいつかできるになる。ないと、ならない。簡単な選択でしょう。

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 No.38207

内部の調整だったらどうにでもなるけど外部とやりとりするの面倒すぎる

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 No.38543

File: 3771e36eeb79e3c⋯.png (978.59 KB,938x1036,67:74,クソ野郎.png)

>>33361

お前何て言った、このクソ野郎。ネービーシールズをトップで卒業し、アルカイダの極秘襲撃に多数関与して、300人以上の殺害実績を持ってる俺様の事をこれから分からせてやるよ。俺はゴリラ戦の訓練を受けて、米軍全体でトップのスナイパーだ。お前は俺にとっちゃ何者でもねぇ、ただの一つのターゲットだ。この地球上で今まで誰も見たことがない精密さでお前のことを消し去ってやる、俺のこの言葉メモっとけよ。お前はネット上でそんなたわ言を俺様に言っといて、逃げ切れるとでもマジで思ってやがるのか?考え直せや、このクソ野郎。全米中に散らばってる俺のスパイ網にもうコンタクトしてあるから、お前のIPは今現在トレースされてんだよ。これからお前に起こる嵐の準備でもしとけや、ウジ虫野郎。その嵐ってのはなぁ、哀れなちっぽけなモノを簡単に消し去っちまうんだよ。そう、お前の命だよ。クソ餓鬼、お前もう死んでんだよ。俺はいつでもどこでも現れるし、700以上の方法でお前をぶち殺せる、それも素手ででだ。俺は武器なしの戦闘訓練も幅広くしてるけどよ、米国海兵隊の全ての武器のアクセス権まで持ってるんだよ。その戦力を最大限使って、この地球上からお前みたいなクソ餓鬼の惨めな存在を完全に消し去ってやる。まぁお前の利口なコメントがどんな災いをお前自身に招くか知り得ていたなら、お前はその汚ねぇ舌を黙らせていただろうよ。だが、お前にはそれができなかったし、しなかった。そして、その対価を今払わなきゃいけねぇんだよ。俺様の怒りの中でお前は溺れ死ぬんだよ。お前マジで死んだぞ、このクソ餓鬼

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 No.39018

おはようみなさん~

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 No.39019

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日本語勉強したあい

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 No.39020

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スゥゥゥゥゥゥ…

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 No.39173

私は短い刃を使って胃を開いたままにしておき、私のアシスタントが頭を切ってもらいたい。代わりに約10人の友人を集め、同じ女性の顔に射精することに決めました。

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 No.39179

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なぜ哺乳類には金玉が又からふり下がらないといけないのでしょうか。 間違った寝転び方したら自分を遺伝子のプールからの外すしたりなどと言う生き物は常識に考えたらそんな明白な弱点が自然選択で早めに直される筈のでしょうか。 

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 No.39182

>>39179

〇 股

X 又

すみませんでした。 

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 No.39191

>>39179

ガホール、そこにいますか?

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