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File: 45f8cfe728bffb8⋯.jpg (282.08 KB,1378x1692,689:846,1417372295804.jpg)

 No.28191 [Last50 Posts]

乾杯!!

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 No.28658

ok i were just drinking last night but i have a question for expect alcohol otaku, and i really wanted to fap but it took me forever to open my folder and so when i finally got it open my chinchin wouldnt budge

i was drinking a lot of scotch so maybe that was the problem?

this is the longest ive gone without fapping in years its already been over 24 hours

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 No.28659

>>28658

Alcohol is a vasodilator so it's that yes.

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 No.28660

how is being drunk fun if i cant even jerk it to anibabes

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 No.28683

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>/jp/

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 No.28685

File: 8313274be388836⋯.jpg (35.23 KB,1280x720,16:9,priest.jpg)

>>28683

ignore shitty anime

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 No.28686

File: fd63340019e474b⋯.png (1.9 MB,1520x1090,152:109,lain's real daddy.png)

File: 6ab9fdae8850e62⋯.png (612.86 KB,1280x738,640:369,cyborg connects to the wor….png)

you really have no idea how deep the lore goes until you read the webnovel though ( ´△`)

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 No.28690

I just started watching that actually since I assumed I actually missed something.

It was fine until that point where he suddenly cried that the maids didn't trust him for some not understandable reason, and then they added one of these retarded "insane xD" antagonists.. dont know.

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 No.28691

Re:Zero is pretty good, but I'm one of those dorks that are reading the novels like >>28686.

>>28690

Well, there's a reason Betelgeuse is like that.

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 No.28696

>>28691

Well there is always a "reason" I guess, I just dont like these idiotic movements or these eyes and the way he talks I guess.

There are multiple villains like that in different works..

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 No.28700

>>28690

I was just memeing around, I haven't actually read much of it

by the looks of things it does pick up, but you'd be better reading any other shitty light novel, unless you feel like reading this one in particular

yeah, petelgeuse is just a huge meme character, but I thought that the dumb shit the main character did was even worse.

I find it interesting to see his character slowly destruct as he begins to realise that he's just using emilia as some sort of positive strawman to worship though, but I'm nearly certain that's not the angle the author was going for

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 No.28703

>I find it interesting to see his character slowly destruct as he begins to realise that he's just using emilia as some sort of positive strawman to worship though, but I'm nearly certain that's not the angle the author was going for

That's pretty much it. Fucker acts the whole time like he's in a game or novel and treats everyone else like characters and archetypes, with Emilia being obviously the heroine he needs to save no matter what. It takes him a lot of slaps in his face, both literal and metaphorical, to realize he's dealing with actual people.

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 No.28708

>>28703

if the author is really going for these levels of DEEP, it makes the rem scene pretty ironic

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 No.29884

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

im already FREAking starting buddies

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 No.29996

im drinking coke!

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 No.30457

File: 7756fde9021ec6e⋯.jpg (302.54 KB,707x1000,707:1000,__kirisame_marisa_touhou_d….jpg)

Cheers my dudes.

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 No.30459

File: b89d4a74e9904e1⋯.png (317.31 KB,652x826,326:413,__kirisame_marisa_touhou_d….png)

I'm f*cking smashed already to be honest.

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 No.30461

File: be92dd408db3fe4⋯.jpg (281.36 KB,800x1300,8:13,__hakurei_reimu_and_kirisa….jpg)

Like, I'm absolutely delirious.

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 No.30462

This brandy tastes like the French smell.

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 No.30463

>>30462

I can't even hit my glass any more.

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 No.30464

>>30463

Use the force.

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 No.30465

>>30464

I'll just use my mouth.

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 No.30466

Typing on keyboards is hard.

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 No.30467

Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.

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 No.30469

Mom stole my booze

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 No.30516

File: ea085198aa4a613⋯.jpg (194.86 KB,636x899,636:899,hercule.jpg)

"Elly" Barton

4 part hot chocolate

4 part creme de cacoa(clear)

4 part peppermint schnapps

1 part creme de menthe

Prepare hot chocolate and add to Highball. Layer ingredients de poissons: schnapps, menthe, cacao. Top with whipped cream. Rinse glass and repeat until the thought of how the jews are subverting the very foundation of civilizaton stops filling you with existential dread.

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 No.30519

Had some cheap wine and watched old cartoons

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 No.30520

>>30519

I am about to sip some cognac and watch some old chink toons. I think I will enjoy the color war or maybe another shitty generic harem. IS is deliciously bad.

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 No.30524

>>30516

How much do I have to drink to feel like a semon demon?

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 No.30525

File: 5499333bec7a4c7⋯.jpg (84.85 KB,780x1076,195:269,Valencia Orange Parade.jpg)

>>30524

Too feel like a semen demon, eh? Well assuming you aren't a catamite and are instead a cute girl how about since I am drinking cognac and got the other ingredients a

Beatrice

4 part Martell VSOP(or other VSOP cognac)

2 part Grand Marnier(or Cointreau)

1 part lemon juice

Rim a highball glass with sugar and chill. Mix cognac, liquor, and juice in a shaker, cover with ice, and vigorously shake until chilled. Strain cocktail into sugared glass and garnish with orange slice.

Anons note: Rather sweet and refreshing. It was enjoyable but not what I would consider a winter drink, especially when we are under three feet of snow here.

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 No.30526

>>30525

Actually gonna amend this. Add 1/2 part simple syrup and replace the orange slice with a pickled plum. The salty sourness of the plum and the syrupy sweetness of the grenadine contrast very nicely and pari well with the sweet sugar of the rim against the double dryness of cognac and flavored cognac. The lemon juice brings the contrasting elements together and makes it a much more harmonious drink. I would say this sidecar variation is perfect for spring weather and sipping outside under a tree.

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 No.30527

>>30526

That grenadine needs to be simple syrup. Version three changed that because the added too much color and a hint more tart than was needed.

Also shomin Sample was good for like the first three episodes. Than once I realized they were going to treat it completely seriously it kinda sucked.

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 No.30528

>>30525

Holy shit and another thing. that isn't supposed to be a highball glass. It is supposed to be an old fashioned.

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 No.30529

File: 97a9c8250f79dbb⋯.jpg (171.67 KB,933x900,311:300,Suika in the year of the c….jpg)

Fuck the rules

I am three sheets to the wind, still have gallons of booze in my freshly restocked liquor cabinent, and 300gbs of unwatched anime. I am pouring drinks, cranking the volume up, and smoking inside the house.

also all my love letters and correspondence to Haniwa convinced her to restart Miko Miko Suika after a four year hiatus.

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 No.30531

>>30525

Do not, I repeat do not, attempt to make this cocktail by substituting cognac with calvados. They are both brandies, but holy shit it is not the same drank and apple brandy is not a subsitute. They go together like apples and oranges. Calvados and Grand Marnier leaves a taste in your mouth like islam, filth and corruption.

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 No.30541

>>30529

>Her

How do you know, anon?

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 No.30558

>>30541

Because I am not gay so there is no way I would send pics of my dick to a dude.

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 No.30585

Feeling a little rugged today so I will be drinking a pitcher of Harvey Wallbangers to feel better.

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 No.30587

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Drink with me /jp/. Lets drink like we used in the good old days. Tell stories, bullshit, banter, and bluff.

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 No.30590

>>30587

I've ran out of beer. I shit you not.

There are like three bottles of liquor but I don't like that stuff.

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 No.30591

File: 40d9f4de93d9ca5⋯.jpg (58.52 KB,165x496,165:496,Jewboy.jpg)

>>30590

What liquor and what other drinks do you have in your home.

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 No.30603

File: 3a8bc183d3ce5be⋯.jpg (366.93 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Chinese anal fisting is a ….jpg)

So I got like 900 or so freeze dried meals that I bought in case of a race war. The problem is every time I get drunk I keep eating them because they are so delicious. It was 900 to start with I don't know how many I have now. All the beef stroganoff is gone. Lasagna gone. Breakfast skillet gone.

But at leaast I have 3/4 of a gallon of vodka left. Even if I don't have any more mixers and it is bottom shelf I can still drink it.

Why hasn't there been a j-core take on Portuguese fado? That would be really awesome to be honest oni-fam.

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 No.30608

i may just be immune to the effects of whiskey

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 No.30651

i think i got sick from the whiskey

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 No.30653

That feelio when sitting at your desk, bottle of polish potato vodka in hand, eurobeat on chiru.no on headphones, bowl of pelmeni in front, and 12 cigarettes.

Life is good fam-pai.

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 No.31030

fuck why I'm up at 2am

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 No.31031

>>31030

Try to stay up until sunrise. It is strangely comfortable to look at the red sky with a feeling of exhaustion and emptiness.

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 No.31059

>>30603

Hey will you share some of your meals with me?

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 No.31165

I'm drunk and need someone to talk to

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 No.31168

>>31165

What did you get drunk on?

Hopefully not some pussy shit

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 No.31209

File: ffecf9f70f5b2ad⋯.png (777.18 KB,840x900,14:15,a0a5c8009880ca78247bdc5543….png)

Just started on some scotch with vanilla cola. It's the first time I ever buy alcohol and mum says she is worried about me and thinks I could be an alcoholic and my sister says this behavior is odd and that I should talk to someone.

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 No.31210

>>31209

Well on the bright side, you still have people who can feel irrational worry for you

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 No.31211

>>31209

I'm glad you chose 8jp to talk too. Not really sure why, but I am.

Alcohol is commonly accepted in society for recreation only. Getting drunk in your down time is fine, normally. Just buying and drinking alcohol is not odd.

Alcoholism is when it becomes a habit or self treatment of psychological issues. When you feel dependent.

There's also physical dependence if you use often enough. Alcohol detox/withdraw is one of the worst. So you know, don't get carried away.

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 No.31219

The Christian Bible is not against drinking, but is against drunkenness. It's about behaviour.

I say this because I agree with it. From a purely moral stance of right and wrong, just consuming alcohol is not bad.

It's unhealthy of course; toxic to the liver, cancer causing metabolites, dependence causing, smell because it's partially excreted through the skin and lungs without change. But that has nothing to do with any moral aspect.

Hug your family and tell them it's alright, you're not going crazy. Preferably while sober.

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 No.31220

>>31219

Why would you look to christianity for moral guidance?

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 No.31226

>>31220

I look to all forms of authority for moral guidance, and then add reason/rational to it personally. Religion in general is historically amusing for guidance, as it taught cleanliness and controlled behavior.

In Christianity's case, it makes for a good perspective/convincing tool.

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 No.31228

>>31220

Because it is true

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 No.31229

>>31220

Because I have daddy issues.

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 No.31230

>I look to all forms of authority for moral guidance, and then add reason/rational to it personally

The most dangerous idea, seeing other opinions and claiming them to be your own logic.

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 No.31239

>>31230

No no. Seeing other ideas and considering them, checking if they actually make sense, and looking further into context and validity if they don't.

Much like rereading words in dreams for lucidity.

I have very little natural sense of morality. It's never mine, and must constantly be rechecked when relevant.

So at that point it's more avoiding things and convincing people to preserve peace towards me.

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 No.31302

I barfed.

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 No.31303

>>31302

I didn't.

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 No.31306

>>31302

>>31303

Did you drink together?

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 No.31347

>>31306

>>31303 drank >>31302's barf

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 No.31395

I'm drinking beer, or "biru" as it's known overseas.

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 No.31448

Just stuffed my face in Amataro, had a few Asahi's too

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 No.33108

File: 4e52db10d377693⋯.jpg (80.92 KB,500x704,125:176,7060f3da7524faaaa96441d36f….jpg)

I am an Ameriburger, and wish to drink heavily to excess. I wish to become inebriated to the point of having a deeply impacted consciousness as a result of alcohol consumption.

What are the best beverages to consume in order to attain such a state, /jp/?

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 No.33119

>>33108

shots

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 No.33124

>>33108

95% ABV everclear. Any high proof spirit works. What you want is efficiency of intake through purity.

Shit gets expensive though. Most alcohol does when you go hard.

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 No.33484

Pina Coladas, a pack of smokes, perfect weather, and spare ribs in the smoker.

Life is good sometimes. It was a rough winter. Didn't think I would make it to be honest. The rabbit almost got me but I survived one more year.

How is the Jay doing today?

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 No.33502

Oh I drank a little. That's quite okay.

Thank you for being here for me.

>>33484

>How is the Jay doing today?

Happy and relatively healthy, I hope for similar circumstances for your future. These wishes are extended to any others who wish to accept them too.

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 No.33514

Mai Tai are delicious. I don't like Rum itself but when it is mixed into a refreshing fruity drink for hot days it awesome. Got a long day ahead of me so I best keep drinking.

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 No.33656

Chugging down some beer right now. Happy weekend, /jp/sies.

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 No.34184

File: 150fd2d1396132e⋯.png (779.7 KB,768x1098,128:183,150fd2d1396132e63b0cba8118….png)

Sam Adams always releases its best variety packs during the fall and winter seasons. Luckily the store was carrying the fall pack for whatever reason and am now sipping on "20 pounds of pumpkin" and catching up on the backlog. Cheers

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 No.34185

>>34184

Sam Adams tastes like shit. Everything they make. I only drink local organic gluten free artisianal ale sold in vintage bottles from the 40s.

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 No.34186

File: 2108390fa768fd9⋯.png (602.83 KB,800x600,4:3,1431555495578.png)

>>34185

don't worry, friend. I'm washing it down with some wild turkey just for you

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 No.34190

Wild Turkey, huh?

Sorry I wouldn't know anything about that. I drink 30 year aged small batch bourbon distilled by a 109 year old master distiller who fled to the united states to escape the first world war and practiced his art in secret all through the prohibition.

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 No.34191

File: 344c5b72127495c⋯.jpg (153.65 KB,800x1131,800:1131,ddfd057a85d3d1eefae5dd1590….jpg)

how is it that you've come to know my grandpappy? I suppose that doesn't matter.. piece of advice, the next time you see him slip a few koishi pics under the table and he'll handout a few tramadol in return. It's our family tradition desu

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 No.34238

File: 1faa33d8b34c0c5⋯.jpg (22.26 KB,507x337,507:337,yui_drink.jpg)

I am drinking right now. I probably drink most days.

>>31211

>ust buying and drinking alcohol is not odd

My mother tells me that drinking alcohol on my own i.e. not out with other people is really odd, but I don't think it is. I just do it because I like it.

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 No.34242

>>31220

I'm not a christian but I think that religion can still offer important moral guidelines to society, that is part of why degeneracy is so rampant now, people care less and less about religion. This is fine if you can replace it with a moral code but many don't.

I would say that that is what religion really was, a way to get people to follow certain morals, kind of like a ghost story for adults.

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 No.34593

My grandma is out of danger

So Tenko ius drunk as heck

I raise a beer to chher with you

May /jp/ never fall

Salute!

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 No.35084

File: 544be29e2bd574d⋯.webm (10.76 MB,630x360,7:4,Vodka Touhou korplikaani.webm)

Just got drunk

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 No.35111

i made this thread. am i intarnet famous yet gaise?

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 No.35206

File: 4bc972d380b2cce⋯.png (599.75 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1478929370493.png)

I'm drinking yuenglings right now, as far as cheap beer goes it really is the best.

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 No.35242

File: 2877db2c1bdb864⋯.jpg (43.44 KB,600x600,1:1,sad parsee.jpg)

I've jumped straight into the deep end.

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 No.35249

Never forget that alcohol is the only thing you love that will love you back.

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 No.35263

>>35249

Love hurts

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 No.35268

File: 2d7af982cda75a6⋯.jpg (116.41 KB,533x800,533:800,tuica_de_prune_32grade_500….jpg)

Pronounced Suika

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 No.35270

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.35310

File: 7563d7c6d2e86ba⋯.mp4 (5.09 MB,480x360,4:3,Cheers Intro.mp4)

>/jp/

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 No.35315

File: 43a861494c41a3f⋯.jpg (158.08 KB,1119x1200,373:400,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>35310

Dibs on being the Woody of the Jay

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 No.35472

I was drunk and was going to post, but the site was down

Now I'll never be one of the cool kids

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 No.35487

File: 777c985bc010b4d⋯.jpg (37.47 KB,665x574,95:82,the things that keep me up….jpg)

I drank 4 quarts of some shitty trashwine I brewed out of cran-apple juice, sugar, and yeast Friday night.

I drank it too soon, and the yeast were still alive and active, so Saturday morning, when I woke up underneath my bed, I was sick to my stomach.

>sick for hours, chugging water isn't helping

>finally at around 1:30 I ram my fingers down my throat and vomit into the toilet

>feel so much better, can finally eat

>still feeling a little nausea now on sunday and don't feel like vomiting again

help

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 No.35488

>>35487

Who are you quoting?

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 No.35491

>>35487

Sorry but quoting/bumping is for fags.

.

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 No.35507

>>35488

>>35491

The "who are you quoting" meme is so forced and shitty. It's green text, you know what green text is for. It's been used like that on chans for years and years now.

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 No.35511

File: 6efaeb3301b16dd⋯.jpg (1.31 MB,2576x1932,4:3,Wine.jpg)

File: eb3738818cddc62⋯.jpg (1.56 MB,2576x1932,4:3,Boilpot.jpg)

File: 29c4178c0b69a6a⋯.jpg (1.2 MB,2576x1932,4:3,Headers.jpg)

So I spaced out on documenting brewing the musk and only remembered to start documenting the distillation after I was almost finished. I stopped pulling the headers too early and ended up with an acetone/rubbing alcohol after taste with this batch. I took two jars of it and added in some hard pears I skinned and sliced. I will wait until Christmas week to pull the fruit and use it for baking. Filter the alcohol, blend with simple syrup and spices and I will have the booze for my Eggnog.

Considerations have been made to purchase a waterheater and modify it into a 50 gallon fractional reserve distiller. Besides the obvious advantage of being able to distill more than three cups of spirits at a time as I do now, I would also be able to produce a far cleaner alcohol.

>>35507

Please refrain from abusing the quotes function.

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 No.35512

File: 934bdb027907ed0⋯.jpg (1.37 MB,2576x1932,4:3,White Dog.jpg)

File: 6142bafe4f36c7f⋯.jpg (1.47 MB,2576x1932,4:3,Aging.jpg)

>>35511

Since posting is limited to three images per post here are the other two.

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 No.35523

I had some microbrewed beer, and I may have some tequila. Tell me a tequila mix.

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 No.35535

>>35507

The meme is to stop /jp/from becoming /b/ like it did on 4chan after they stopped using it.

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 No.35580

File: 298c1531b57dc63⋯.jpg (217.41 KB,600x800,3:4,cfa1ee438033866a151fb39ae9….jpg)

I will now drink a beer. After that I intend to drink another beer. Then I will get angry for only having two beers and go to bed.

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 No.35594

>>35523

Step 1. Tequila

Step 2. Banana

Step 3. Ice

Step 5. Cinnamon

Step 6. Raisins

Step 7. Star Anise

Step 8. Tempura

Step 9. Egg Noodles

Step 10. Jalapenos

Step 11. Chicken Stock

Step 12. Cilantro

Step 13. Lime Zest

Step 14. Chives

Step 15. Heart of Palm

Step 16. Salt

Step 17. Syrup

Step 18. Lemon Juice

Step 19. Blender

Serve with baguette.

Recipe of my family in Hong Kong, safe travels friend!

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 No.35717

File: e7ba069c800d255⋯.jpg (1007.83 KB,2130x1598,1065:799,lychee.jpg)

I would like to make the perfect lychee martini with you guys. We can start with a basic recipe and work from there.

1 1/2 oz of standard/premium vodka

3/4 oz of lychee liqueur (preferably Soho)

a dash of sweet vermouth

1 lychee fruit for garnish

If too sweet, reduce the lychee liqueur to 1/2.

Stir the vodka and lychee liqueur together in a mixing glass. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Add a dash of sweet vermouth. Garnish with lychee fruit.

Very simple drink. Is it fine how it is or would you like to make improvements? Perhaps suggest a lychee liqueur that most people wouldn't know about? Soho is a French-made liqueur imported by the USA, and therefore fairly popular here.

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 No.37001

im 100% DRINK

rip lahey you glorious fuck

rum and vodka tongith for me alsds

praise suika8modshitksinwalker

t. the arbibt man

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 No.37003

>>37001

I are alcchol

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 No.37005

>>37001

>rum and vodka

My друг

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 No.37062

Who here likes LISP?

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 No.37066

spectre is even worse than everyone imagined

god help us all

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 No.37067

>>37062

Which LISP?

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 No.37081

>>37067

Your choice

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 No.37092

File: 8a1784f0b98dfcb⋯.jpg (180.12 KB,759x620,759:620,IMG_20180110_184954.jpg)

Workmate gave me the beer as a new year's gift.

いいビールやいいチップスじゃ。今夜いい始まりじゃろうな?そとめちゃさびじゃけど 笑

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 No.37099

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I just had some coughing syrup, now I feel codeine crazy

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 No.37131

>>35084

drinkin vodka+cranberry juice

I call it the flanfly

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 No.37179

File: 0efb0d4b66be85e⋯.jpg (50.08 KB,768x432,16:9,c3bd95f4935043d67f463643d0….jpg)

extremely cheap beer, it tastes fucking terrible but makes me forget things fast, i love it, i wonder if it can kill me

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 No.37349

File: 276e10b518e4ef7⋯.jpg (839.4 KB,907x1294,907:1294,62817764_p0.jpg)

Chugging down some beer right now. Not that great, but drinkable.

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 No.37352

File: 65230a895752a1f⋯.webm (4.69 MB,480x360,4:3,Bill_Burr_-_One_Punch_Man.webm)

My stomache broke. I haven't eaten in days and the alcohol burned a hole in my guts. Best week this year.

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 No.37353

File: e222682dfa29c67⋯.webm (13.21 MB,640x358,320:179,Lies and Lamentation.webm)

>>37352

I am going to brag about this. I have perfected the art of brewing and distillation. once a week I bottle five gallons of 12% or higher apple wine. The net cost to me is seventy nine cents a gallon. Fuck you pleb weebs. You can't get on my level,

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 No.37355

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>>37353

Reminds me to this.

Guess we'll see you on the news.

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 No.37367

File: c23bd6017e17fc0⋯.png (2.87 MB,1766x2498,883:1249,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….png)

>>37355

No methanol in wine fampai.

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 No.37380

>>30529

>also all my love letters and correspondence to Haniwa convinced her to restart Miko Miko Suika after a four year hiatus.

Late, but; Thanks my dude!

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 No.37383

>>37353

At only 5 gallons a week, that's a crazy rate of return.

Care to run us through those numbers, sempai? Where are you sourcing apples for that cheap, and are cultivating your own yeast?

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 No.37385

>>37383

Probably crabapples and butt-yeast

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 No.37387

かんぱい

>>37367

Nice Suika, dude.

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 No.38311

File: 94606d623d07466⋯.png (1.43 MB,945x1512,5:8,smug rice ara.png)

I can only assume from the lack of recent posts we have lost some anons to alcohol poisoning.

Also I only just realised that the calorie content for alcohol has to be lowered since such a significant amount is used up in metabolising it

i.e. I now have an excuse to snack while drinking since I've been eating too little to compensate

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 No.38314

>>38311

I gave up drinking, partly because I am cutting, but if it really does use so much metabolising it maybe it would not be so bad.

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 No.41050

File: 1ce5b656f306c90⋯.png (652.08 KB,624x800,39:50,nitori suika aya 2.png)

>>28191

I feel like when I'll finally be able to legally drink, i'd 100% be an alcoholic.

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 No.41051

>>41050

nice teenbro

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 No.41058

>>38311

May their souls find peace

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 No.41064

>>38311

So what, there are now 3 people left?

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 No.41065

>>41064

4 probably, I don't drink so I never post here..

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 No.41070

One was killed by the rabbit in a demonic ritual

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