No.29812
Why does constipation felt like getting anally abused?
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No.29813
Glycerin suppositories. Seriously, dude.
Are you eating enough fiber, not popping painkillers like a mad man, trying to shit every day, and squatting to shit properly?
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No.29814
>>29813
I never felt this experience since childhood, it was terrible.
I only had a stir fried black paper beef with rice and fruit juice for launch. The food also have some veggies in it, such as slices of papers and mince cabbage. That was enough fiber intake for a launch I think.
Next thing I felt when I got home was constipation. Lucky I got it all through after an hour of exhaustion in toilet.
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No.29815
>>29813
I never had this experience since childhood, it was terrible.
I only had stir fried black paper beef with rice and fruit juice for launch. The food also have some veggies in it such as slices of papers and mince cabbage, I believe that was enough fiber for a launch I think.
Next thing I felt when I got home was constipation. Luckily I got it all through after an hour of exhaustion in toilet.
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No.29816
>>29812
Why does reading you're post felt like getting anally abused?
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No.29818
>>29815
>>29814
>launch
Are you a time-travelling Asstronaut?
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No.29825
>>29814
>I only had a stir fried black paper beef with rice and fruit juice for launch. The food also have some veggies in it, such as slices of papers and mince cabbage. That was enough fiber intake for a launch I think.
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>Next thing I felt when I got home was constipation.
You're not supposed to eat paper you know
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No.29826
>>29825
He can achieve escape velocity by ingesting paper, that's kind of impressive honestly.
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No.29844
>>29826
If he could achieve escape velocity then then his shit wouldn't be stuck in there, silly.
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No.29846
>>29844
But what if every atom inside his body accelerates at the exact same rate?
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No.29987
because you have alot of shit in ur ass
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No.30252
how do you know what being anally abused feels like FAG ROFLAM O
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No.34289
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