/jp/ - check pinned thread, please.

What do I have to do to earn my dream otaku badge?

Worship a sleep deity?

>>31338

Tell me the most interesting dream you have. I'll judge you if you're worthy or not.

>>31341

I deem you a dream otaku™ as of now.

>>31342

Nice.

Can we have a god of sleep anyways?

I want him to be a big sheep, wearing a vest riding on a bed of clouds with his eyes always closed. And a wooden cane of course

>>31343

That sounds cool. If only we had a drawfag to draw him.

>>31366

He looks so content. Being true to his dreams.

>>31366

wow great job. I love it.

>>31346

If you are God, and the delusion becomes reality,

About what kind of the noids you get?

Is it the sensual world? The despotic society?

The destructive sanctions?

Or...

Chiyomaru Shikura

>>31373

I really like those vivid descriptions of /jp/sie dreams.

Last night I was dreaming that I was on a bycicle and riding alongside a highway.

I was so fast that I'd even drive past cars. At some points it was really scary, since I ended up driving on the street by accident a few times.

When I arrived at the end of the road I met a friend from /jp/ whom I've met years ago. When we wanted to keep going we were being blocked by doors made out of spiderwebs. In order to get past them we had to insert keys into them. Said keys were just laying around the area. The final key to the final webdoor was shattered into pieces, and we had to collect them and put them together. But some other person was trying to do the same, no matter the cost. We somehow tricked him, put together the final key and opened the door.

I was now in some kind of building, and for some reason characters from Naruto were with me. We'd collect items and explore all the rooms of the building. For example did one of my comrades find a beating human heart. As she picked it up big red tentacles sprung out of it, enveloping her. Appearently this granted her the ability to detect certain items. It was ultimately useless though since we already had these items. One room I remember really well was very hard to open, but when we peeked inside it was filled with golden treasure, but also 3 giant spider monsters with blades on their bodies, hanging from the ceiling. After a while we found a room which had a very different atmosphere from the rest of the building, everything was soft and sparkly, even the floor was made out of a giant mattress. As if I was on a big bed. In this room I met everybody from /jp/ and we had lots of fun sharing our favourite touhou pictures and talking about our favourite non-H touhou doujins.

There were more parts to my dream, for example a big fair I was at. But I don't remember these parts good enough

I am not sure what I was dreaming about. But my eyes felt weird so I looked into a mirror and saw them. The pupils were constricted so tightly they were seeping blood, which slowly trickled down past the irises.

It was scary but incredibly calming at the same time.

>>31520

>In this room I met everybody from /jp/ and we had lots of fun sharing our favourite touhou pictures and talking about our favourite non-H touhou doujins.

I was there on the left.

I had a dream in which Reisen was dungeoncrawling. Once she reached the end of her journey I seized control of Reisen's body and told an underground queen that I'm me and I possessed Reisen. I did some basic activities like cooking, cleaning and tending an underground garden in Reisen's body. Then I woke up.

Today I had a dream where I tried to enter my bathroom to take a shower, but there were a bunch of cats inside of it. They all came up to me and started to climb on me and scratched me while I yelled at them.

There were a bunch of more different parts to my dream, but I don't remember them all clearly enough

>>31653

replace the second "dream" with "thing"

>>31653

What movie is that thing even supposed to be from?

>>31713

Calm down Sigismund.

Today I've had a dream where me along with many others were imprisoned in some Gulag-like camp. Everyone was forced to do work long hours on assembly lines and then got transported to the seashore or some pools where they made us jump into ice-cold water, before sending us back to the assembly lines.

The head of that place was an old bearded man, who wore a white navy uniform with an admiral's cap. He was pretty smug.

I dreamt that I summoned ZUN to spend time with him and I behaved like an annoying fanboy. He was visibly annoyed and spoke broken english but I was still very excited. I even won in a domino knocking over contest against john cena to impress him, but eventually he went back to his own dimension

I had yet another dream about you guys.

But instead of an imageboard /jp/ was a classroom in some school. I passed by it and noticed that it had it's name changed into something really stupid and distasteful. Sadly I don't remember into what exactly. The BO has changed yet again, and this time it was some young guy with a bald and glasses. I didn't trust him and in my mind he was a dumb shitposter. I guess he reminded me to sudo. So I went into the classroom to check out how /jp/ is gonna be. Class started and I was sitting in the front row. The teacher started class by explaining different dildos and vibrators, and I was sitting there shocked and baffled. Thoughts like "this is terrible, I guess I'm gonna have to go back to 4/jp/".

The teacher then made us inspect the vibrators further, asking them to try and turn them off. I had no idea how to do that and asked the teacher if he was serious. I simply couldn't believe that this was going to be the future of /jp/. As I did that my chair broke(which was actually a bed).

The teacher then left the classroom to report that.

That's when everyone got up to talk and goof around, drawing silly stuff on the blackboard and talking. I was a bit relieved, but still didn't trust the new BO.

In another part of my dream I was doing a 1 day interment at a cinema. I was supposed to tell a coworker which hall needs a movie to be put on. I accidently told him the wrong number and was scared of getting into trouble. As it turned out it wasn't much of a big deal and he fixed it quickly. At the end of the day there was a big feast.

In yet another part of my dream I was driving in a train in france. A ticket inspector came up to me and told me that the 2 tickets I already had weren't valid in france. I tried to ask him for mercy since I've had paid alot of money for these 2 tickets, but while he was understanding and nice he insisted that I'd have to pay a 8€ penalty. Eventually I gave up and paid the penalty.

I am the futanari dreamer

I dream of futanari dreams

>>31828

tell me more

>>31827

>it was some young guy with a bald and glasses. I didn't trust him and in my mind he was a dumb shitposter. I guess he reminded me to sudo

savage

>>31830

What can I say, I guess even in my dreams my untermensch sensor is active

I had a dream something nuclear would drop on my city so everybody in it started to take all valuables and leave the city asap. When we were a few kilometers away, I thought I forgot to take my laptop so I started to argue that we have to return for it, but shortly after starting to drive back for it, I realized it is in the car, so we started driving away again and my family was sightly pissed off since we lost a valuable minute or two.

However, this is a conclusion and I will never know if we perished in a nuclear hellfire because of that laptop since I had to take a piss.

What a stupid dream, I wouldn't forget to pack a laptop.

I had a dream in which it was night and I was in the empty area near the high school that I once went to. I realized that I didn't even have a phone or any money on me so I couldn't go home, but once I tried to walk to the school it faded into the darkness. The dim path that I was on also stopped being there and I was left in total darkness.

Finally, I began to lose even myself to the darkness. Despite it all, I held on. I kept trying to move my unmovable left hand over and over. My frustration, anger and raw fear burned the endless darkness up into a magnificent bright light.

I woke up with my left hand held up as if to grasp the ceiling.

Dear blog, today I just woke up from the most fucked up dream I ever had to date. It all started with a false awakening in a hospital, when I got up I couldn't form a single coherent thought and every object was constantly changing form into something else. (Think when you hallucinate in NetHack but imagine it in the real world.) The only thing that remained consistent were the people. I wandered around the hospital aimlessly for a while wondering what the fuck was going on when my family decided to check me out and drive me home. During my trip back (and boy was it a trip) my perspective was constantly flipped back and forth as if I had eyes on the back of my head. I think I asked if it was normal and it seemed that only I was being effected by this strange affliction that was seemingly causing reality to unravel. When I got back the car immediately turned around for no reason and drove me back to the hospital. It was surreal, I remember being able to look up at the sky and being able to see the entire observable universe, some 2hu clones working in the hospital, some 2hus chasing the car I was in, and fucked up things in general. For this first time in a long while a dream scared me. By the end of hit, I could start to hear my heart beat loudly and I became worried. I thought I was going to die because of all this shit. Then I woke up for real...

Been having a lot of night terrors lately

>>31938

I don't have any dreams to talk about, but you should watch this video.

>>32095

I love Kashiwa Daisuke Anon. Thank you very much.

Also water sounds in music do things to my heart.

What helps jaypee sleep? Drone works well, personally.

I one part of my dream there were 2 minigirls being captured and cooked in a soup by a regular sized man. I'm not sure if I was that person, but at one point it felt more like im reading a manga or watching an anime than a personal experience, so maybe not. Anyways, these 2 girls were being boiled in some soup and at one point they've lost all hope for escape and just wanted to die quickly. When the soup was done and the man started to eat the 2 were still alive and waiting for it to end quickly. The man put a big scoop of the soup from the pot into his bowl, takig one of the girls with him, but she was completly subermeged in the soup and not visible. For some reason the man had to stand up, and it was revealed that the minigirl in the soup had sneakily climbed out of the bowl to hang herself with a little rope made out of toiletpaper. Her spirit then possesed the mans VHR, in order to escape, but I don't remember what happened from there.

I wonder if I should feel guilty about having such cruel dreams about my fetish

>>32230

Anything involving someone being eaten or prepared like food triggers a fucked up primal lust in me

FCSCS

>>32145

>I was randomly turning into a lovecraftian abomination and then reverting to normal. No one seemed to care.

That sounded so casual it actually made me chuckle a bit

>>32216

Our fathers sound similar.

>>32308

Yours cheat and split on mum too?

Mine comes by like every week before work once for like an hour. And it quite annoys me because mum's desperately dependent on him mentally.

>>32338

>>32339

How do you manage to remember more dreams in one week than me within a year? I want trippy adventures too.

>>32370

Not him, but I've heard it's best to just keep thinking. Keep your mind wandering on fantasies throughout the day, creating worlds and stuff often.

If your mind is used to creating things it can do so much more easily by itself. It helps organize thoughts, gives peace of mind during stress, and trains the brain like a muscle.

The more the mind creates, the easier it is to remember. All you have to do at that point is pay conscious attention to your musings.

>>32370

Being away from the internet probably had something to do with it.

>>32370

The more you practice remembering dreams, the better you get. Keeping a dream journal will improve your recall as you add to it.

I dreamt that I had a job where I had to walk around and fight monsters in a dark souls like manner, but I had guns and stuff and 2 companions.. I think it was some secret organization run by the goverment. I then was called into some kind of test which consisted of a battle that was exactly like the blizzard game overwatch. I didn't take it serious and played as the dwarf engineer and put down offensive turrets to sneak up on enemies. As it turned out this test would get rated though. I was really afraid of getting fired right there, but when the results came in I was surprised to see that I passed. The results came in as a pile of little stickers which said stuff like "Good enough" for each category of skill. I didn't realize this at first and I was shocked when reading the sticker on the top that said "Terrible" and I thought I'd get fired. Then some more stuff happened that I barely remember and in the end I lost this job.

I then applied for another job, but I had already worked at that job prior to my secret goverment job. Somehow nobody noticed and I got invited to the first day. There some HR lady was introducing us to the company and we were supposed to bring an USB stick and connect it to the computers they provided us. But when I did that I noticed that I had some screenshots of a MMO I played a long time ago saved on it, so I casually looked at them. The HR noticed me though. She got really mad at me, and pointed out that I had already been fired from this job before. So before I could even give any kind of explanation she kicked me out. As I left the room I yelled "Well this job was really terribly anyways" with the intention of making everyone there quit. Some more stuff happened that I barely remember happened then, so I won't bother writing it down. Some time later I was in the lobby of the officebuilding I just got kicked from. But everything was dark and spooky, and the HR lady that yelled at me was a zombie, along with some other people. I suddenly found myself in a resident evil like scenario where I had to shoot zombies and survive. HR lady turned into a huge zombie monster with spiderlike limbs. All my shots did barely any damage, but I was able to fire rapidly and I had thousands of bullets. I brought her down to about 70% hp and then she escaped. Also there was some other person that wasn't a zombie with me that I had to protect or something.

Today I had a dream where I was in an Aum Shinrikyo compound being recruited to join them. I was very reluctant to join them but I ended up doing it anyway. For some reason I was very paranoid about them realizing that I wasn't a true believer, or they would initiate me by dosing me with LSD without telling me. Later in the dream the compound was raided by some military force. They gave me a machine gun and I helped fight them off. For some reason I was at peace when this was happening like their teachings worked and I reached enlightenment. I don't remember any of the Aum followers or me getting wounded, so we must've been immortal or something.

>>32800

I think it's cool too!

It's old and boring, and probably more of a drug-induced trip, than a dream, but it has stuck with me.

As a child I needed to get an operation on my heart done, and had a weird dream or trip while I was sedated. As I was drifting off to sleep the heads of the surgeons became like those of flies, and my own vision turned into a hexagonal grid. Their speech became nonsensical too. The interesting half stopped there and I've got to re-live a recent memory from third person - got to watch myself playing StarCraft's campaign, a part where the protoss allied with terrans and got carriers mid-mission. It felt weird and distant, watching it all over my own shoulder. Then I woke up, and got carted back to my hospital room. Sorry for the boring details.

Before that hospitalization I've been really into (single-player) RTSes, but after that I didn't touch them again, until recently.

As far as I can remember, this was the first dream as an external observer, and more of those would follow.

>>32800

I'd like to explore Madotsuki's dreamworld in person as well.

>>32805

I've always wanted to have a dream where I see myself in third-person. The closest thing I've had is a few times feeling that my limbs aren't part of my own body and I'm just a head, or sometimes even more specifically just my eyes.

Today I had a dream about having 2 penises and trying to masturbate with them furiously

I had a dream in which I stabbed a girl with a knife a few times.

Had a dream in which I was a girl.

>>32866

Maybe I should stab YOU to death.

>>32868

Thank you. I'd appreciate it.

I cut off an angel's wings.

>>32906

>>32907

If that wasn't the case it wouldn't have been a nice dream, right?

It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:

-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."

I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied

"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"

She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."

I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.

As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.

I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.

They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".

Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.

As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

What a retarded dream. I kept trying to put on hats in front of a mirror, but my hair kept entangling and swallowing the hats whole.

Silly one. I had a disembodied conscience of sorts on this one so I just jump between one character and another, this time its a young boy and his father. There was a bit of dream before this one but its mostly just lewd.

So I was with a young father and form what I understand he was here because of some kind of "war game". They lost sponsors or something, and he had to sign in directly. The office was strangely mostly ladies. There was a plaque of sponsors and two of them were some greek/roman god names, others were just old unused names. The father was asked to write his name down under the plaques, which he did with a fucking pen. I don't know why. So then the office ladies call everyone to go start/finish? the meeting and sign some papers and everyone goes away.

Meanwhile the kid is running off the office when he suddenly slips in the ground. He's carring a school bag, by the way. Its difficult to lift it for some reason. He turns back and there's a office lady behind him. "Oh look, what a courageous boy. Feeding all the other boys in the street", which is strange because he has done no such thing. The kid falls again, looks around, and says, "Well er, since I know what's going to happen, I guess I'll just leave". Except he couldn't get up, and he'd just realized it. His backpack was too heavy. Now the strangest part is that in the middle of losing energy, I suddenly realized I was in a dream and seamlessly went form dreaming to waking up as I closed my eyes in the dream and opened my eyes to reality.

I had a dream that started with me hearing a criminal beg to police men not to arrest him. I wasn't present at the scene but I could see and hear everything for whatever reason.

I pitied the criminal and decided to make the cop closest to him fall over, granting him the ability to escape. I then thought about how even if the man that I helped was good, he was still a criminal, so I told him to turn around. He resisted, but my godly dream powers overcame him with ease. I assured him that I'd make the punishment that they'd give him far less harsh, but only if he admits to his crimes.

The criminal did what I told him to do and got himself a fairly short period of time in jail. The criminal looked above him in his cell, thinking that I was there, and told me that he'll be a good man when he comes out.

>>33847

You sound like a very moral person.

>>33866

Not really. See >>32199. I just do what I feel is right.

I dreamed that I was lost. I've had dreams like these my whole life.

I dreamt about baby bunnies in a garden of one of my neighbours

I had a dream just now about /jp/.

Tenko snapped because there were no new posts so he left and made a post about how anyone can take the board ownership now. I wanted to take it but I was too late, it has been taken by someone who was a even more annoying namefag than Tenko. Also he changed the background of the board to make it look like 4/jp/.

I was so shocked that I woke up in the middle of the night and checked this board to see if it was just a dream.

>>34638

PROPHETIC

I discovered a secret room in my house. There's a hall just outside my bedroom door, and I figured out that if I turn left into the hall, then turn left into the dining room, then turn left again in the exact same way, I could walk into an older part of the house, with some old furniture, a window, and a lamp with a glass shade. It being dusk, I turned the lamp on, then went to tell my brother about this awesome secret I found. He didn't care, so I went back, but then I found that I couldn't do the trick anymore. I felt like I'd lost the most important thing in my life, and it felt so bad that I started crying and leaning against the wall where the rest of the room should've been.

Bro showed up and asked what was wrong, and then just suggested that I go outside and walk around the house until I saw the lamp. I was so happy and relieved at this simple, obvious idea that I ran outside immediately. It was night by then, and as I moved around the house, I started getting lost. I wandered into something that looked like a public park in a city, but with a rock-garden stream and lots of pine trees, and the house still to my side. Eventually, it segued into a run-down semirural neighborhood, and I had to wander around the house through a bunch of drainage rivers and railroad tracks, getting further from it every few minutes. At midnight, I realized I wasn't making any progress and decided to stop at a fast food place for a hamburger. The house turned out to be separated from the restaurant by a shallow ditch and a chain link fence, but I didn't want to climb it and get in trouble.

I dreamed that I had Kamen Rider Decade's belt, but then I didn't have it. As I frantically looked for it, a voice in my head kept asking me "where's your belt, [name]?" in a provocative manner.

Outside of this dream telling me that I'm getting far too obsessed with live-action grasshopper warriors, I feel like it has some sort of deeper message.

I've had a dream where I was building a fast food restaurant with the jay, but just when it was almost finished we just kind of quit and decided to finish it some other time

I went shopping for ice cream with reimu, suika and marisa

Thats all i remember, but it was very pleasant

I was in an impossibly large extradimensional "labyrinth" along with some other random fags and a few characters I know like Alice (the 2hu). I felt like I was there before, seeing as I somehow recognized one of the paths in a fork in the road as leading those who follow it to a horrible fate.

I dreamt that the there was a sunburst and the ozone layer of the whole planet was suddenly gone. Temperatures got so high that anyone who wasn't standing in some kind of shading instantly died. I managed to walk from shading to shading and went underground through some subway tunnels where I met other survivors. One of them was the IT manager for this area and he told me he'd need a USB stick or else the servers would break down soon due to lack of maintanence, which would mean no more electricity in our new little underground home. Also we needed black tape to cover all the windows with. So our new underground life where we could only go outside at night started. I actually didn't mind the collapse of modern society the way we know it much.

Later on in the same scenario my dad got a call from someone saying that we have to play for something my grandma had ordered. The thing is that my grandma died in real life about 1 year ago. So I went to the retirement home where she used to live to clear things up since that was the only possible place where any order by her could have been made. I talked to some lady through the buildings intercom and she explained to me that it was all a misunderstanding. So I returned back to our underground home but for some reason a whole lot more people were now there and windows were not covered properly. For some reason the sun wasn't as lethal anymore which made me kinda sad

In another dream of mine I was back at school, sitting in a religion class. We just got handed new books, and my friend who was sitting right next to me started to make fun of said books which made me laugh. So the both of us and another guy who didn't do anything got expelled from class, and we were supposed to write an essay about the book which we then had to present in front of the class. My 2 friends mostly fucked around but I was looking for a way to do this task with minimal effort. So my plan was to write down the 10 things jesus has done that were written down in the foreword of the book and make up some stuff about these things on the spot. So, the moment of truth came and I was standing in front of the class and for some reason I started it off by shwoing my favourite nanahira song to the whole class. I was then going to explain to explain the importance of music with one of the jesus phrases to the class, but I lost the paper that I used to write down my essay. So I looked through the book over and over the find the actual passage, but it wasn't there anymore. Overall it was very emberassing

>>35377

Definitely. However, how much of it is the mind tricking itself into thinking these were precognitive dreams? It is the same as with fortunetelling: so mundane it could happen to anybody. There's a feeling of déjà vu when the dots connect and a dream's events occur in real life.

Unless you're being ironic, then please apply yourself. "tell me I'm not alone in this" or "am I the only one who..." are templates inviting shoddy quality. Articulation takes practice and failed attempts. Why not at least try here? Others here seem to be trying. You're invited to do so as well.

>>35378

I didn't mean for it to sound like a cheesy, low quality post, I was hoping that some other anon would type out something relatable. I re-read the dreams in this thread to find inspiration but I mostly lurk so this is will be bad, here I go.

I suppose I can start with the most recent event of déjà vu. It was the 25th of September at 11:10 I know this exactly because I decided to record these in a text file on my pc after experiencing so many in some hope that I might find a pattern. I don't want anybody expecting an exciting anecdote, the dreams I have are not in anyway visions of impending doom, nothing exciting like that. Every single one so far has been only about something mundane that I'm doing, for example on the 25th of Sept. I was trying to learn the Python programming language reading from 'Starting out with Python 2nd Edition' and from nowhere I know I've seen the exact placement of my windows I had open (I know that sounds ridiculous, the pdf was on the right hand side and I had the python IDLE program and notepad++ on the left ), it was from a dream I know -or I think I know- I had.

The feeling I had wasn't so much déjà vu but almost a type of relief like you had a burden you didn't know existed taken from you. Each dream is dreamt many months and I always forget that it ever happened the moment I wake until I see it again in the real world.

It's sometimes stressful due to how uncanny it is and I've never told anybody but you /jp/ because who would believe me.

>>35379

That's what a deja vu is.

>>35379

That seems subconscious. I would rather trust stories of what someone else did and you predicted than something you predicted yourself doing.

10/6

There was an extremely beautiful goddess of sorts who was in an area that I was in but left. I decided that instead of going on my own path I'd just sit down on a conveniently placed chair and wait for her return. Day turned to night and turned back to day as I slowly lost track of time. Eventually, she returned and said that she admires my persistence and smiled at me.

I feel like this dream is a representation of my one and only somewhat special talent for being pointlessly persistent, and how I wish that someone would see that talent for what it's worth. The fact that the person who noticed me was a goddess represents both my love for non-human or divide women and my desire to become God.

10/11

I was in a forest full of trees that extend up to the heavens and a orange tree suddenly sprouted out of the ground in front of me. I seized an orange from the tree and started to eat it in a forceful and obsessive manner. I even ate the skin and seeds of the orange.

While I do really like oranges, I'm not quite sure what this dream could symbolize.

>special talent for being pointlessly persistent, and how I wish that someone would see that talent for what it's worth

Same

There were dead unborn birds on the ground. I was disgusted by them.

>>35400

>I was in a forest full of trees that extend up to the heavens and a orange tree suddenly sprouted out of the ground in front of me. I seized an orange from the tree and started to eat it in a forceful and obsessive manner. I even ate the skin and seeds of the orange.

>While I do really like oranges, I'm not quite sure what this dream could symbolize.

It's like the tree that represents your soul in Rozen Maiden. You want to enjoy the "fruits" of your labor, even the parts that by most standards you shouldn't want because they are tough or not flavorful.

I dreamedthat I took some class about functioning in society and every lesson you'd have a new book lying in front of you something like "How to talk to others" or "How to be self confident" and the teacher would always make some weird powerpoint presentation.

Then after a few days someone told me that every one of these books cost 15 bucks each and you have to pay for them later on but it's fine right since it teaches special social skills, and then I got a book called "How to not be a total retard or something" and there was almost nothing written in it and I felt totally scammed and wanted to leave.

But at that point everyone started looking at me in silence and I was scared and couldnt leave.

It was not a very pleasant dream.

>>35416

Interesting observation. I'm glad that people pay a bit of attention to my dreams.

>>35418

At least it's over.

I had one dream where something was chasing me through a structure full of long corridors and loops. Dark, too. Full of obstacles.

So what do I do but go Kamina on it and run like fuck, evading the monster like a boss. It was fun to run way faster than I should have any right to in real life, and with far less effort. It was like one of those games that give you superspeed, although I hadn't been playing many of those recently, I had played one.

Then the monster cornered me. In a room. I then run up the fucking wall and over its head and out again like the Road Runner on roids, meep-meep all the way. And then there was, I think, a repeat or two of that before I woke up.

>>35519

As an addendum to that: I don't tend to remember much more of a dream than some of the strange bits. Maybe two or three.

Once I was in a kind of shop with a load of what I think were glass pyramids. It was open onto some other things outside, but I didn't care enough to look. Another time I was on my bed, which then grew massive and tiered, like a reverse pyramid. Then I teleported into a supernatural realm. After that, I went outside and started trying to fly away by running really fast, but I always failed.

A few times I've dreamed about so many bugs around that one can't walk without stepping on them.

One time I dreamed about falling asleep and having a dream within a dream, though I can't remember anything more.

The earliest dream I can remember is going downstairs on Halloween night and awakening the blow-up skellington we had there. It came for me, and then I shut my eyes and tried to wake up. For a moment I could even see it behind my eyelids, but then I woke up.

I had a very interesting dream, but I won't talk about it until the outsiders leave.

>>32492

Weirdly enough, I've also dreamed about Aum Shinrikyo, but I don't remember spat besides Asahara being there.

I don't remember if it was before or after reading Haruki Murakami's Underground.

>>35379

That's exactly what a deja vu is Anon. Google says that Deja Vu that are experienced in the way you describe are called Déjà rêvé, but are essentially the same thing.

I feel like I had a really profound and scary dream last night, but I forgot

I had a dream that had the appearance of 2D animation. I can't remember most of it, unfortunately. It was like watching a movie, I was not involved in the dream at all. The main character was a little girl in a family of six. I do not remember if the parents were ever shown, but she had three siblings, the older two of which were adopted, 2 boys 2 girls. There are only two scenes I remember. One in which the "protagonist" is masturbating in bed. She ends up hitting her head against the wall, and her older sister (adopted) tells her to stop or she'll get infected or something. The second scene, the "protagonist" is fishing in a bunch of small ponds outside of the house. Background music is playing, and the only lyrics are "起きて" I then woke up. The whole dream was in Japanese. This is the only dream I can remember that looked animated like this, one of the only ones where I was not the "protagonist," as well as the only one where anything told me to wake up. In the dream, the lyrics seemed completely normal and it didn't occur to me that they were trying to tell me something.

>>36030

Interesting dream. I believe that it symbolizes the fact that you are doing something wrong and that you should stop doing that wrong thing. The dream telling you to "wake up" is not only in the sense of waking up from the dream, but also to wake up from doing this wrong action.

>>36030

>Background music is playing, and the only lyrics are "起きて"

This sounds like a nightmare

I was dreaming that me and a bunch of other people were stuck in an abandoned industrial area in the mountains. We had a little round room where we felt safe and met up to discuss things. There were 2 doors leading out of that room, one would lead to the outside area of the facility and the other one would lead deeper inside. We split up to explore these places. Outside there was a big rocky slope we tried to climb up, but as we did that we triggered a avalanche made out of mud. And inside of that mud were tons of zombies so we ran away. When we explored the inside of the facility we were very scared of running into more zombies. That's about all I can remember.

This dream felt very unsettling, kind of like these shitty TV shows about people in a zombie apocalypse, but it was exciting to me aswell to have places I can explore.

Next dream I remember I was sitting in a classroom and we just got some mathtest back. In school I always hated math, I was terrible at it. So this dream was no exception, I barely had any questions answered in it. But to my surprise I still had a good grade and I was overjoyed. Then our teacher started to explain that one of the problems in the test were made faulty by the teacher and that it would have to be corrected. Then me and 2 other people were transported to that same round room from my other dream. We went outside and climbed up the mountain, past huge machines and rocky slopes. Eventually the girl went kind of nuts because appearently she was really hungry. She charged ahead to the top of the mountain to eat some weird plants, while mumbling about food. I don't remember exactly what she said sadly. We caught up with her and could see the top of the mountain, which looked like the tip of a pyramid. I was very excited, I guess that's because I never was at the top of a mountain before and in my mind this mountain was the biggest mountain around, maybe even the biggest in the world. So I was kind of in a state of excited disbelief that we actually made it. I ran past the pyramid top to a tiny plateau to enjoy the view. And what I saw was absolutely stunning. You'd expect to be able to look down into deep valleys, but what I saw were even higher mountains and a whole town that was on a higher level than the mountain I was on, with streets and everything. And further in the distance I could even see a hillside that had houses built into it, far higher than the mountain I was standing on. And even above that I was able to see a island floating in the sky. I was stunned and excited, pointed towards these wondrous things in the distance and said "I want to climb this too"

This dream was peaceful and thrilling at the same time, the kind of feeling you get when you land in a fantasy world where our rules don't apply.

Me and a bunch of other people had negative RPGs statuses assigned to us (like poison, sleep and confusion) and were in a giant Colosseum-like structure, presumably because we were going to fight each other. Before I had a chance to fight, I regained awareness of the fact that I was dreaming and used this fact to my advantage. I materialized a staff with a holy look to it, hit it on the ground and a radiant light surrounded the arena. Everyone was instantly cured and I woke up right after.

I believe that this dream symbolizes my somewhat childish desire to be a messiah-like savior. The staff has a biblical feel to it, which supports my belief on what the dream symbolizes.

>>36074

Your dreams both are likely a representation of your desire to go on an adventure. I don't know what else to say outside of the fact that I think you have pretty cool dreams.

I was in a theater and was watching a show. I somehow noticed that two of the female actors on stage were not human. After the show was over I saw those same two women arguing about something.

Then I was running along a beach as the sun was setting. Apparently I was running to the west. After that I ended up in a city that looked like it'd belong in a post-apocalyptic world. Everything sucked over there and the few people who were left were suffering. For whatever reason, Kamen Rider Ryuki was in the city as well.

After that I started walking to the east, now with the sun completely down. I stumbled into a small area resembling a mall of sorts. There was a McDonalds there, and I reacted in disgust to the mindless consumers being drawn to it. I also found a refrigerator partially buried in the ground just outside of the small mall-like area. Apparently people were putting things in the refrigerator and taking things out as they pleased.

Hot summer day, not a lot of people around, and I'm living and working out of a tool-shed with an old, crappy laptop. The screen on that thing barely works, by the way. Something compelled me to go out to the well down the street, where I see a neighbour, busy with handling a big wooden plank and a halfway rolled-up chain-link fence in his garden. He was struggling with it, so I've offered to help and he's accepted, told me to hold those two together and wandered off, only to return with a woven basket, out of which he started throwing petals all over the place while prancing about. His wife came out and congratulated him on how beautiful the sight was, even if it was just a bunch of petals, a plank and a roll of chain-link fence, and we didn't actually do anything with it.

At that point I feel something urging me away from them and I excuse myself and run back to the shed, where I find an uncharged laptop. I hurriedly look for the charger, but after a quick charge I come up short I go out of the shed again, and am lost in an endless forest of clothes lines and hung laundry. A mist further obstructs my vision. In the continuation of my fruitless search I come up to my winter jacket and look over it, which is when I hear a demon whispering to me from its left pocket, asking me to feed it. Quickly going over my surroundings, I find nothing, but end up grabbing a pair of gloves from the right pocket of the same jacket, and stuffing them into the right one, to feed the demon. I think it was happy, but I didn't get my charger back. The dream ends there. It was more nonsensical than the rest, even if it's really mundane.

In another dream I was playing Melty Blood with a new character. He looked like Guilty Gear's Zato-1, but dashed like Slayer and had some of Answer's moves. Quarter circle forward + B would place a floating flag near the opponent, and another clumsy input would transform him and move him to the flag, similar to Filia's Hairball. B couldn't be used for anything else and that flag move had no other varieties to it. It didn't fit well with the rest of the game and the inputs didn't make much sense. It was deeply disturbing.

A recurring place I keep dreaming about is a strange mix of my old high school and traits from anime high schools. This time I dreamed I was there undercover and had to steal something from the library storage room, which was apparently very difficult to get into, and the whole time I was worried about my cover being exposed.

After I met with a female student there who told me it would take some time to arrange a way in for me, I passed some time by reading touhou anthologies, then heading to the roof. There, someone was practicing sword techniques. After a bit, he attacked me, and I disarmed him. He played it off as just a test, but I was certain my cover was blown at this point, so I left and hid in the bathroom while everyone was conveniently distracted by someone else falling off the roof for unrelated reasons. I somehow got crammed into a stall with the same girl from before, too.

I feel like it was going somewhere else but I woke up here. What's weird is that I usually don't remember dreams very well.

Last night I was a kamen rider/power ranger and fighting enemies

>>36242

Why do I keep seeing Wriggle wearing these clothes?

I was in a wheelchair that had no wheels but was still moving forward. There were endless amounts of cheerleaders on either side, all of them lacked faces and told me "you can do it!". I finally managed to get up from the chair and shouted "NO!"

We are there. You and me. The hunt is over. Now it is time to run. We fly through the night. Wastelands. We lose the ground. The pillars come closer. They are tall and white, they shine and glow, one can see the energy pulsating from them. A blue aura. Flying in between them approaching the stars, leaving them behind. We feel it's right, we managed to escape.

We pass the pillars. We hear the earth shake and look over the shoulder. The earth itself is torn apart the pillars leave the ground and open up forming two giant wings each. A field of giant butterflies leaves the ground and closes in on us rapidly. They reach us. Then it happens.

And that's when I woke up. I have no idea what happens in the end. I have no idea if the butterflies/pillars are friendly or not or what they even are in the first place. I don't know who the second person is but I am pretty sure it was a young woman. I don't know what the 'hunt' in the beginning is about nor if we were the hunters or the prey. But I know whatever we are running from was not nice. I also know that the field of pillars was the reason we managed to escape them. I usually forget my dreams within a day but not this time. It's been a couple days now and I somehow hoped I dreamt this dream again and finish it, but it's probably already over. That's frustrating.

I was an archer. In front of me was the enemy general. I decide to spare him and he reassures me that he's thankful. Later on an assassin attacks me. I try to shoot him in order to defend myself. The string sprung, the bow broke. The general is laughing, he says he sabotaged it. I am dead.

>>36625

I'd say that you have a fear of being betrayed.

I keep having dreams of dreams recently. I wake up in a slightly wrong home, do what I would normally do, and then realize everything is still in a dream when a light switch or a mirror doesn't work. For a short while I can stay lucid but then I dream of waking up again and it repeats.

>>36626

Impossible. I don't trust anyone so I can never be betrayed. I rather think it's somehow related to

>>36637

to what?

I was dreaming that I had some kind of disease that always made me oversleep, to the point where I'd wake up late, then call in at work and tell them I'd be right there only to fall back asleep until afternoon. I dreamt that I got fired from my job because of that and I was very scared. Incidently this morning I decided to sleep in a bit and slept 1 hour longer than usual. I still was in time for work though

A dream about a christmas market. I was walking around looking at different stalls when my dad called me. He got lost around the huge christmas tree (my towns christmas market supposely has one of the largest christmas trees in the world) so I rushed towards him to help him because he sounded pissed. When I arrived there we kept looking around through several stalls. First one of a fancy bakery which sold very deliciouslooking pastrys, but even without looking at the pricetags I knew they were going to be overpriced. Then there was a stall which was selling videogames, and while they had modern games I instantly focused on the really old games, stuff like PS1 and Gameboy games. There was a sonic game for Gameboy which I recognized and I was thinking it might be worth alot. For some reason I was there with a girl there who seemed to be my friend, so I shifted her attention to these old games and told her to look up the value of the Sonic game since I thought I might be able to resell it as a collectible. Sometime later in the dream my parents bought a piece of furniture which looked like a drawer with some speaker built into it. When they tried to make it work it turned out that they had to buy an additional soundbar though. At some point in my dream I was also standing in front of a stall which sold roasted pidgeons. They even left you the option of ordering it with the heart still intact, and for some reason that's what I wanted. When I did that though the stall owner asked me something along the lines of "The heart intact? Are you sure you want the poor animal to suffer?" so I changed my mind. I placed my order and he told me to find a seat, but everything was crowded. Eventually the stall moved to some other place so I didn't get to eat a pidgeon. I was actually relieved, because I had no money on me to pay for the food anyways. This part of the dream is really weird to me since I had a somewhat traumatic experience with a pidgeon just a few days ago.

In another part of my dream, which is more blurry, I had to collect golden letters and keys. I eventually got them all and a TV appeared, explaining the reason why money exists. It turned out that money is generated in the TV world by demons or something like this, and I found it really weird that we humans use such a evil thing as currency

I was flying through a collection of worlds until I touched one. I was suddenly a chef in a kitchen and a girl with deer(?) horns was my assistant. I waited for something abnormal to happen, but nothing happened.

I was exploring some abandoned buildings. Skipping hours of digging through nicely decorated homes and accumulating enough Carcano variations and ammo to equip a small nation I found a group of tourists. They were trying to visit something that was underground. I followed them and met Brian Fagioli. We decided to go to the pool.

Thankfully Brian Fagioli vanished before he could take off his shirt. After entering the pool I noticed some nice Italian ladies fishing there. They couldn't withstand my oppressive teutonic aura and one thing led to another. With a girl in each arm and an arsenal big enough to conquer Albania I was finally happy. Also Anchovys titties felt really nice. I don't even like titties all that much. Before getting to the really good part I woke up. I was left with a gigantic erection and a feeling of pure rage as my dream subconcious cockblocked me.

There was something about ascension.....

Someone talked to me about it, and I feel like it was really important.

But it's all so blurry. I'm not even sure if it was really a dream or something I had on my mind while I was awake. But this word "ascension" rings a bell inside of my head and I can't shake off the feeling that it was really important

>>36826

The dream likely deals with the fact that traditional values are being attacked and are fading from people's minds. The fact that you mentioned your family and an object which you call a "family totem" both support this.

>anarchists

They're basically people who do whatever they want. In other words, they're the types of people who would attack tradition.

>snake

The animal most commonly associated with Satan. The connection here is obvious.

>felt really embarassed

You aren't happy with the situation at hand.

I've had a terrible nightmare, for the first time in a long while (Might have something to do that I suffered through a cold all night long and my body was hurting)

It all started with me having a new book ( I don't remember what kind of book it was but I was pretty excited to have it) and walking past a church with it. Suddenly I heard a voice from the book asking me if I see any tassels on the churches window. It was the voice of the priest inside the church, and he asked me to pull on the tassels to close any windows that might be open. I gladly did so and continued on my way. Then an elderly women confronted me, she had seen the good deed I had done and explained to me how important it is to do good deeds and she invited me to her house. She was about 40-50 years old, not a old weak grandma but not a young lady either. We went to her house and I was greated by multiple people who dedicated their lives to doing good deeds. They were working on some woodconstruction at the moment and invited me to help them out. I reluctantly accepted, saying that I don't really have experience with this sort of thing and I was afraid of making a mistake. But they all encouraged me and were more than willing to teach me how to do things. At that moment I was really happy to be around nice people who put the wellbeing of the people around them as their top priority. So I ended up staying there.

But something was wrong.

The longer I stayed the more I figured out about the true nature of this place. People acting nice to each other was nothing but a facade, the truth was that there were many kids and animals living in this place who constantly had to suffer under the elderly ladies abuse. Once I've realized that I'm basicly a hostage I've tried to escape, I went to public places running as fast as I could, yelling for help desperatly. I've tried really hard to get peoples attention since I didn't want to leave the other people who had to suffer under the elderly women behind, I wanted everyone to be able to flee. But whereever I went, she was right behind me, capturing me and bringing me back.

I felt like a helpless child

Oh yeah, almost forgot a dream I had 2 days ago.

All I can recall are blurry bits of it though, but the gist of it was that basicly all of /jp/ met up to have some kind of supernatural team competition. We were able to turn into fictional characters or be ourselves and had to complete missions in teams of two. Somehow I was pretty good at whatever we were doing and performed really well at previous competitions so to my surprise I was something like a underdog crowd favourite

>>37025

My team would be in last place. All I do is hold the other person back.

>>37026

Aw, don't say that man. I'd team up with you

>>37027

Don't bother. The only things I know how to do are to lose and to cry.

>>37028

I'd add "struggle" to that so that I have three things. Two is an annoying number.

>>37029

You know, I find insecurity in boys really cute.

Something related to the middle of desert, train tracks, me forgetting something back at a hotel that I was at (part of the dream) and getting laughed at by three losers. I also remember fighting against some evil people.

I woke up last night and had the impression that there was a flash of light visible through my window. In my half asleep state of mind I thought that this was going to be the end of the world, that someone finally pushed the big red buttons to launch nukes all over the world. I laid there and thought "so that's it, this is how I and everyone else will die". And then I went back to sleep

Everything felt sort of like a video game. I was trying to go to various locations but no one was there, even though there should've been people there. At the end of every location I saw the box. The box was black and red and would constantly open and close itself as it wished. There was a large smiley face on the box and I refused to open it, no matter how many times I saw it. The dream ended shortly after I opened the box and saw that it contained a lot of rope, all of which was colored in stripes of black and yellow, like a snake.

Rei and Asuka from Evangelion were there with me at times, but their boobs were a lot bigger. I'm madly in love with large breasts.

>>37080

I had a similar experience a couple years ago, except instead of accepting my fate I just denied the possibility.

i slept for like 13 hours and had a really cool dream where a bunch of stuff happened but i dont remember any of it

I'm not gonna go into detail, but I want you guys to know that in my dreams last night I was Batman

>>37233

I wish my dreams could be about anime titties

The "ultimate evil" (cute girl) appeared. She started convincing people I don't care about to do bad stuff or something. Then a projection of the "ultimate good" (also a cute girl) appeared before me. The first thing I did was ask her why her breasts are so small compared to the ones the "ultimate evil" had. She got angry. Anyways, she asked of me to bake a half-eaten green pepper covered in soy beans, claiming it would become a holy weapon that smites evil. I woke up before such a thing had a chance to happen.

Something about the chinese mafia shooting me in the head

For some reason I showed some of my weeb stuff to my family and I felt really bad and that it was a really dumb thing to do but then I woke up so it was fine.

I dreamed that I was traveling somewhere in a plane. There was a cute girl, who despite being something that clearly isn't human, reminded me of a girl I used to like when I was younger. That girl in question was a tomboy who was one of the few people I ever felt comfortable talking to. The cute girl that resembled her was like a ghost but blue and claimed that she was originally from the south pole. Her boobs weren't anything special but I choose not to talk about them because I didn't want to be disrespectful for once.

Oh, I just went shopping and something in the store reminded me to the dreams I had last night and I wanted to post them in this thread.

But that was 2 hours ago or so and now I forgot again.

I keep having dreams where I'm about to do something, but I'm interrupted by some outside force, and despite several attempts to go back to what I was doing I keep being pulled away from it until I wake up. Last night it was a game I wanted to play.

>>37399

I want my dreams to be about cute girls

>>37404

Once you become a total loser you'll start dreaming of everything you don't have too. Saving the world, cute girls with large breasts and superpowers, I have everything as long as I'm dreaming. Something about it makes me angry though. If I could trade my dreams for the sake of becoming a winner I would probably do it. I hate being a loser more than anything. I wish I could win. I want to be strong. I don't want to be weak anymore. I hate this. I hate this. i hate this. i hate this i hate this i hate thi

I can hardly get up in the morning. If I didn't have so much hope inside of me I would've died a long time ago. But I can't die. I won't die. I will win. I will live. I will be strong. One day I'll win. I can hope at least. I can dream.

I was a cute tomboy in a school. For some reason an army or similar came to hunt me and forced me to walk on all fours. I then walljumped across campus to the principal's office but the principal was Captain Picard who told me to fuck off. After that i fought of the army with a revolver but it didn't fire enough so I gave the chamber a spin and made autistic rev up noises to turn it into a machine gun.

please tell me what my unconcious is trying to tell me /jp/

>>37405

But I'm already a total loser, I'd like the cute and fun dreams now

In my dream I was watching TV/a youtube video and some old angry american guy normie journalist was on 4chan, trying to show the world how political activism looks like on imageboard. He showed a general thread and it was the "50% of /jp/ speaks japanese edition". He tried to analyse every aspect of the OP and the posts but he was visibly frustrated that nobody explained what /jp/ means. He then pointed out that there's a whole lot of posts discussing politics, but there also was a lot of touhou porn which grossed him out.

To me it was a very frustrating to watch him because I really didn't want to see touhou porn, and because of the exposure he was giving imageboards while acting like a ignorant newfag.

There were a bunch of other things happening in my dream, but it's all too fragmented to write them down. Overall I remembered much more than usual though

I dreamed that there were two alien races that lived on adjacent planets in their system. They wanted to end the war after several centuries of it, and I was called in to mediate the terms of ceasefire, but the murder of an official on one side caused one of them to use some kind of spatial distortion weapon that ended up obliterating both worlds. I was drawn into the rift, and everything became distorted, and nothing had a concrete form. The strange visions continued until I awoke.

Today it felt like I almost lost myself again. I started off in a distorted version of my house which was quite a big bigger than normal when I noticed that I had 2 touhous (Remilia and Sanae) living with me. Not only that but they seemed to be bound to my will and did everything I said. Everything was fine for a few days until Remy started refusing orders. Eventually I had discovered that there was a computer responsible for the programming, and she had found a way to access it. Over the course of the next few days I started to lose my freedoms and by the time they were almost finished I was completely captive to them. Fearing that I would be stuck here forever I tried waking myself up to no avail. Fast forward a few more days and I was at their beck and call until one day where the computer somehow got a mind of it's own and rescued me from this gentle femdom hell. A couple false awakenings later and I'm back feeling completely drained.

I walked in an empty field for a really long time. Then I found myself at the outskirts of a town. I was on "Sonichu Street" apparently. As I was looking for a bus back in the direction I came, I saw a nerd who looks like he never had a shred of free-will throughout his life. He suggested that we play Uno together, even though I don't know how to play it and he was missing cards. I decided to play anyways and it looked like he was really happy. Some other things happened on the bus but I don't remember.

In my dreams Trickster Online was coming back and they enable some test server where everyone could create max level characters. I walked with my character in some test area and there were some really scary monsters

I was in a building with a bunch of autistic people. Even though I'm quite the autist myself, I was still alienated for having such a cynical and self-centered attitude. We were apparently taking some sort of class together. Periodically, autists would kill themselves, with one guy jumping off the building and a girl shooting herself in the head after leaving the classroom. You could see her legs and a puddle of blood if you were to look out the doorway. At one point, a girl who possessed very clear supernatural powers tried to kill herself but failed to do so. As she was laying down on a hospital bed, I came up to her and gave her a lecture about how she's living her life incorrectly. I told her that I'm a person who has virtually no natural talent and constantly fails at everything he does yet never gives up, so she should cherish the talents she was given. She didn't seem to care and turned her head away from me. It's like the autists didn't even want to improve themselves at all.

>>37986

If you are the anon who keeps posting that he wants to become stronger then that's pretty deep

>>37995

Yes

>>37996

That's pretty deep then

I cut a girl's head off with a knife. I was back in high school and we both happened to be walking back to the buses. There was no one else around and she asked me if I liked her back. I didn't like her. Something about her felt off to me. No one in their right mind would ever say something like that. Anyways, she was flat-chested. I pulled a butter knife out of my pocket and it went across her neck like there was nothing really there. Her body remained frozen in place, but her head rolled along the ground. I originally planned to say something about her breast size and throw a comment on how she didn't like trustworthy to me, but I didn't end up doing it. Along with understanding that a disembodied head can't hear anything, I also felt really bad.

Then the scene shifted. The sky was a dark blue and lacking stars and the moon while the earth itself was completely black. I was sitting on a large pile of cookies. The cookies had jelly-filled middles, making them look like individual breasts. I didn't dare eat any of the cookies, because I still felt bad from earlier and also because the jelly filling was red, making me think of strawberries. I hate strawberries. A genuinely cute girl wearing a Japanese school uniform was sitting by me. She was eating the cookies around her. Even though her mouth was full, she asked me why I'm not eating cookies. I explained my reasons and she laughed. She told me that a strong person is one is capable of getting his hands dirty and being perfectly okay with it. I'm fairly sure she said more things but I can't remember them.

>>38106

I would say that you have some sort of weird wrestling fetish, but it's more likely that you just have a dominant personality. As a dominant person, you desire to humiliate others, while if you were more submissive, the dream would've played out with you being the one getting wrestled and undressed.

>/jp/ girl

What do you mean by that?

>>38108

But I was never a huge fan of wrestling, even if it was done in a lewd way. I do admit that I knew a few wrestling moves, and that's it. Nothing more than that.

</jp/ girl

>What do you mean by that?

Some random japanese girl. Back then there were someone who were popular posted on /jp/. Again, I'm not that much of a big fan to that person really.

>>38109

That's why I said that it's more likely that you just have a dominant personality.

>>38106

If you're being haunted by a succubus you could always ask your Guardian Angel for help.

>>38106

This made me think of that one time I dreamed that I cut off a cute girl's arms and legs.

>>38108

>>38111

Tell it to send the succubus my way

I think I was in Gensokyo. I was wearing weird clothes that reminded me of the a wizard. I was dressed in dark blue with bright yellow stars, but my arms were free, like what you'd expect from a delinquent. I walked forward until I saw my target. I punched Yukari in the face and sent her flying in the opposite direction. I'm not sure why I did that, especially considering that Yukari is my favorite Touhou character.

I set off a big cartoon bomb(one of the black spherical ones with a fuse coming out) on a street in China. I didn't like the result so I reloaded an earlier save and decided to do something else. I went into a bar to get a drink but no matter what I tried to order the bartender didn't speak neither English or Japanese, so finally I ordered shaojiu since that's the only drink I knew the Chinese word for. Then some anarchist metalheads set off a bomb outside in the same place I had.

I was in a Kendo dojo full of fat neckbeards who all looked the same. Even though they were neckbeards they seemed fairly serious about training in the way of the sword properly. Then the door opened and there was a girl standing there. Despite being a girl, she was wearing an open Gakuran (in a way that resembles the way characters like Jotaro or Tsurugi wear it) and had an overall delinquent feeling to her. She was chewing gum, had a bit of purple in her hair and had bandages all around her arms. She still had some femininity to her though, seeing as she had fairly large breasts, long hair and a long, modest skirt. The delinquent girl picked up a wooden sword and challenged the neckbeards to fight her. As you could probably expect, the girl made quick work of any neckbeard that tried to fight her. I noticed how a few of the neckbeards figured out that the girl ends every single fight with her third swing and decided that they should try to defeat her before she has a chance to swing for the third time against them. It was interesting to see both sides clash with each other and I couldn't tell who I was actually supposed to be following. On one hand, the neckbeards could be considered the good guys because of how the girl looks a bit like in antagonist and how they genuinely try their hardest to defeat her, likely to protect the dojo's honor. But than again, the girl could be seen as the one I should follow since like a 80's action movie protagonist she is one person who fights against a group of others and neckbeards can be seen as degenerate anyways. I was quite excited to see the end result but then I woke up.

Maybe I just have a sukeban fetish or something.

I forgot what I was dreaming about and then started dreaming that I was making mayonnaise.

I accidentally crushed a little kid by trying to lower a curtain. After undoing it he looked completely OK but still cried and ran from me. Then I realized that I was in the middle of nowhere and that kid probably knew more about this place than me.

There was some kind of monster in my house, so in order to save the other people that lived there, I pulled the pin on a grenade and charged at it from behind, grabbed it in a bear hug and screamed "allahu akbar!"until we both blew up. Later I was on a spaceship and went down to the surface of some kind of asteroid or really small moon. It was was covered with grass and there were four graves side by side with tombstones marked in an alien language. I looked around in the grass and there were a bunch of different kinds of precious gems laying around, emeralds and diamonds and rubies and sapphires and such. I started to pick some of them up but I couldn't carry all of them.

Every time I dream about having sex with a 2hu I love, I get REALLY pissed when I have to wake up. I need a girlfriend.

>>31335

Funny thing is, with anime, I don't need to watch that much to start having dreams about it.

>>38298

>need a girlfriend

No you don't.You need a wife, and a good one, not some cunt, even one who is "redpilled", which is arguably worse than a dumb girl who just wants to shitpost about kittens on reddit, because girls don't belong in politics and considering it's the "wrong" kind of politics, she's likely just doing it because it's edgy and she wants attention.

>>38336

What's wrong with you?

You can't butcher a god of sleep

>>38348

watch me NERD

It was my brother's birthday and the building we were in was really bizarre and disorienting. My brother was doing nonsensical things like smoking two drinking straws and I eventually just decided to ignore him. I saw an old guy smiling at me who was standing right by an escalator that was built in a way that it doesn't lead to anywhere. Even the floor was flashing in bright colors. I tried to get out through a door but it only lead to a hallway made up of mirrors. Merely stepping into it made everything spin around like crazy so I rushed back to the main room. I think this place might've been a museum of some sorts, since many of the things I encountered seemed like they were exhibits. After that I watched a lot of completely random people fight each other with magic, giant weapons and stuff. Every time one of the two factions was running low on people, a random member in said faction would suddenly multiply itself so that there would be more of that same person. I remember there being a dude with a rocket launcher on one side and Marth (specifically the one from SSBM) on the other.

I dreamed I was with Chen and Kaguya fishing. Woke up in a sweat.

I hugged Aunn. It was nice.

It's a full moon night and I just woke up from a "nightmare" at 3am. I wonder if that's related.

The world was being conquered by terrible demons and I was part of some special unit fighting them. It was very vivid and very horrifying. We were in some kind of churchlike building, hiding in narrow hallways and shooting down at the demons. On one floor was a especially hideous demon, so horrible that me and my comrades feared it alot. It was like a giant black horse, but instead of a horses head it had a human skull and just being around it was like a deathsentence, since it would shoot every living being with it's human skull. I feel like words don't do justice to how terrifying it was to me at that moment. This demon was about to shoot at us, but we escaped into a elevator and went up. There was another part of that dream were I was on a plain, being chased by lesser demons who were horrifying despite the fact that they were humansized. I tried to escape them and had to use some kind of sharp object that I found to kill them in order to get free.At one point I was in some kind of milatry camp where humans had captured a huge elephantlike demon which was extremly dangerous. A elephant came up through the gates of the camp and suddenly turned black and corrupted. It was led up to a huge cage where the actual big elephant demon was being held inside, just to be snatched up and eaten by it. Eventually humanity prevailed over the demons and I found myself atop the ruins of a small church. Someone else was there, I think some old person sprawling on the ground. I reached out to him and gave him a mercy killing. As I was doing that I was wondering if I was committing a sin by killing this person. But at that point it didn't matter anymore, I had too much blood on my hands from killing other people anyways. I left towards the horizon and found myself in another world which was untouched by the demons. However it was a world at war, and there were trains filled with soldiers running through these streets, shooting at civilians. I was trying to guard a old women from getting shot and led her away from the streets. Their bullets didn't hurt much for some reason

>>38484

Part 2 of this dream

After this I was recollecting the events that had happened throughout that dream, it was like I could revisit all the events that led to this in my head and clearly see all their causal connections. I traced it all back to when the demons first arrived on our world. It was the view of me looking through a scope, as if I was playing a videogame, and I was aiming at some zombie(The first demonspawns to arrive). It was actually kind of cutelooking, since it had some kind of big fisheyes attached to its head. In the next scene I saw a bunch of normal people attacking that zombie with whatever long and pointy things they had lying around, the "camera" zoomed in on a middle aged man giving that zombie the killing blow with something that wasn't intended as a weapon to kill zombies. Somehow I knew that this man was the elite soldier I mentioned earlier when he still was a normal person, and for some reason he was also my dad of the dream person I currently was. This time I experienced the demon invasion from the perspective of a scared small little child, it was a life of crawling through narrow spaces, trying to escape demons and slithering my way through underground tunnels. In this part of my dream I didn't interact much with the demons, but I still knew that the whole world was overrun by them. Years passed and next I found myself in the attic of a house, together with a women who was my big sister. ( I don't even have a sister in real life) Even though she was my older sister and was physically taller than me she acted very scared as we were hiding from demons in the attic. I tried to calm her down, covered her mouth and was petting her head while hiding with her under a blanket so that we wouldn't be found and so that she wouldn't have to see the horrible things going on outside. Meanwhile the world was getting rid of the demons once again, humanity has found ways to defeat them. Outside it was raining little black creatures which jumped on the demons, infected them and dissolved them from inside. This was our chance, we left the attic and ran towards the horizon together with a bunch of other kids who had survived this messed up apocalyptic world. When we passed the horizon we found ourselves in another world, this time it was a medieval kind of setting and we were walking through a village at night. We saw some green and red lights in the distance and knew for some reason that we had to go towards them. A bright flash followed by people cheering came from one of the houses we passed by, but for some reason that wasn't so important. My dream character merely taught "oh this is where electricity must have been discovered".

We arrived at a place where little baby creatures were helplessly sitting in cribs or just sitting around in general. One of the creature types looked like little wooden logs. Somehow I knew that these were the demons who had destroyed my world, but as babys when they just had descended from the sky and I knew they'd grow up to do it again. I guess they weren't demons after all, but aliens. The dream character who I was was boiling with rage and saw his chance to prevent all these terrible things from happening. But the real me taught "Wait a second, if we kill these things now then we will stop existing, since if these demons don't conquer the earth then we wouldn't be here right now!" It was the typical timetravel paradox, but my dream character was so angry that he didn't realize that. He started punching these little log creatures with the clear intend to kill them, and then he pulled out a box of matches and tried to set one of the crips with a humanoid looking alien on fire. He eventually managed to do that and knew he had just spelled the deathsentence for these little creatures. Meanwhile the real me was thinking something along the lines of "Oh, this was a mistake... I'm sure that we are here right now because we were given a chance to make these babys grow up into nice beings and change the future in a bette way, but now it's too late". Some kind of adult alien showed up and was floating around us after this. I don't remember what he said, but he clearly tried to make us understand that we'd regret doing this.

Why is it that whenever I have a vivid nightmare I'm fighting aliens or some shit?

>>38484

>>38485

Cool as hell dream. I guess that the demons symbolize negative and animalistic thoughts in mankind. They're feelings which people fight against constantly but some grow old without being able to beat them, explaining the old people getting killed.

>he clearly tried to make us understand that we'd regret doing this.

You're basically the cause for everything, even with time travel. The dream probably works with "it was meant to happen" time travel rules.

>>38487

Yeah you might be right.

I just really wish that I'd be able to remember some parts more clearly, like the way the demons looked or how I was slicing up these lesser demons. Maybe I would be able to put it into words better and make a cool short story out of this. To the dream me who was experiencing all this it was a very emotional experience.

I was swimming in a swimming pool when a killer whale bit my leg and was eating me. I started punching it in the nose and poking it in the eyes cause I heard that's what you're supposed to do, but then the lifeguard comes over and tells me to stop because that's the countermeasure for sharks, not killer whales. So I stood(?) there arguing with the lifeguard, saying that it probably works on whales too, all the while the whale was eating me.

>>38499

Are you into vore?

>>38500

not at all, I imagine being eaten is a pretty shitty experience and not sexy at all

>>38501

>>38500

being such a pedantic autist that I'd stand there and argue about how to save myself from a thing rather than saving myself from that thing does sound like something I'd do, though

>>38499

Epic dream, my dude. I would totally do the same if I were in your situation.

Back in highschool again, this time I was in a classroom that I wasn't supposed to be in because I didn't sign up for it. The students were doing their work, but when I came in they greeted me & acted like I was in the class since the beginning.

What I found more surprising though is them asking if their teacher was finally dead because they didn't like him, and the confirmation from his replacement teacher made them jump for joy.

I kept punching my enemy and shouting "DIE ALREADY" over and over.

I think I had a worthy dream today.

So basically there were these two opposing forces in my dream, one was the god of chaos, some distorted and distanced being, and on the other side the god of llamas, and here I think my own problem of always dreaming of lolis came into play because the god of llamas was some cute little girl with a ponytail.

And for whatever reason I got locked into the mind of that llama god and had to earn her trust, first forcibly but then we grew closer to eachother and I started being a devoted follower to her in her battle against the chaos god. Basically every time we build something up against him he would just come in randomly and break our entire build up down leading to the only obvious solution in this case, the llama god decided that I had to impregnate her in order to once and for all defeat the chaos god but I didnt manage to do that and got exiled from her mind and then the dream ended..

Also I bet you could write a cool book out of /jp/ dreams.

>>38726

If you get rich off it be sure to pay me

i tried to fuck a woman who on one hand was my mom but on the other hand looked attractive

I was dreaming that one of my neighbours has baby kittens, and that they escaped from his house and were running around the street.They were soooooo cute and adorable and I was petting them. Me and the other neighbour and some adult cats were trying to keep them safe and bring them back home.

In another part of my dream I was laying in bed and suddenly some balloons flew in through my window with weird racist messages on them. I didn't realize that it was a dream, so I was determined to get to the bottom of this incident once I get out of bed. When I eventually woke up I was kind of disappointed about the lack of balloons.

In yet another part of my dream I was in a sort of MMO style dungeon with some of my friends. We were clearing groups of monsters and there were piles of weapons. I was really excited about these weapons since some of them had the best rarity while also having a high level, even so high that I couldn't equip them yet. I remember one of them being a really badass polearm. But while I was doing that my group was proceeding without me, so I felt kinda bad about holding them back. Eventually I reached the cave of of the final boss, at that point I was alone. A cute orange cat was guarding the entranceway and it told me if I want to get past I'd have to get a cat license. I tried to bluff and said "damn, I left my cat license at home. Can't I pass through without one just this time?" But it wouldn't let me. I was petting the cat and was complementing it how soft its fur was, hoping that it would let me get through. But all my persuation attempts failed, so I asked "So, how do I get a cat license?". It told me to line up in front of the cave to request it. So I did that, but nobody else was waiting so I just walked right in. The final boss was a old martial arts master with lego limbs for some reason. I started to attack him and literally tored him apart, picking him up, tearing off his limbs, smashing him into the ground and then repeatedly punching into what's left of him while he was on the ground.

Man, this post ended up longer than expected, I thought that I couldn't remember much. And that's even though I ommitted some parts which aren't 100% clear

In the first part of the dream I was attacked by a cat swiping at my face.

In the next part, Japanese women finally appeared in various different places. One was by those newspaper stands that you chuck a coin in to to grab today's press and a few where near the restrooms waiting for the girls to get out. I did not interact with any of them, maybe someday.

The finale of the dream had me walking up to someone I knew from highschool & began breakdancing at a slow pace. Even though he was supposed to go to class, he would eventually join in once I got to the medium tempo & we both had a competition to see who would be a better dancer. I felt myself going faster & the music speeding up. In the end, we didn't care who won, we both instead congratulated each other & went separate ways.

I still don't know the central meaning of most of my dreams taking place in highschool.

>>38729

That would imply I would have the dedication to actually write something decent.

If I had that I wouldn't be here..

I had a dream that I met up with a bunch of internet people, but for some reason my brother tagged along and the whole thing got really awkward.

Somethingsomething me joining the magical russian mafia, somethingsomething big intimidating sharklady that could have forced the lesser creatures in the sea to breed with her but she wanted to breed with someone strong, namely one of my magical russian mafia comrades, somethingsomething russian refused to breed with sharklady which made me sad because I tought it would be cool

I was searching for magical artifacts or something in a ruined city and David Bowie appeared to help me. He was pretty helpful and genial and didn't mind getting sweaty and digging through piles of refuse to help me even though he was rich and famous. I sat down to take a break and he sat on my lap. Someone's grandma appeared and yelled at us to keep moving but later she died of cancer.

I had a dream where I ran out of TP.

I was in the audience of a stadium. Some sort of event was going on in the stadium itself but I didn't care. I opened a random door and I suddenly found myself in a foreign land where everyone had dark skin and spoke a language I didn't recognize. Upon seeing this I just turned back through the door and found myself at the stadium. Then someone handed me some sort of weird object. Color-wise, it reminded me of Ultraman, even though I'm not really familiar with him and I was under the assumption that it was some sort of mask. It was way too small to be a mask but after pressing a few buttons on it, it slowly started to look more like a mask. Then I woke up.

I vaguely remember competing with other people in battle royal style to win 3 million euros. At the end of the competition only me and 2 other people were left, one of them being a coworker I know in real life. From the middle of the playfield a cup emerged and our objective was to seize the item in the cup. Someone took it and it was a piece of chocolate candy. At first I tried to snatch it away from that person, but upon inspecting the cup closer there was another item in the cup, which served as a pedestal for the piece of round chocolate candy. It was a little round box of chocolate cream. I took it and was crowned the winner. I felt sorry for my coworker, so I promised him that I'd give him 700k euro since he needed it very badly for something. Next thing I is that I was driving in a truck, but I met a stoplight and didn't pay attention since I was looking at my phone. I tried to hit the brakes but missed them, and so I crashed into a lot of cars and damaged some of them badly. Nobody was injured but I knew that I was in alot of trouble now. I got out of the truck and gave everyone who was involved in the accident my phone number and promised them that I'd pay them back. At that point I was really hoping that me winning the 3 million euros actually happened and that it wasn't just a dream.

Eventually I went to pick up the money and I had to descend into some kind of tomb where I'd get the money in form of pure gold. We went deeper and deeper into the tomb until we found a hidden room. There the secret to immortality was revealed through us, since the tomb belonged to some ancient immortal Samurai. One of his servants was there and explained everything to us. To servant looked like a child, and I think she was actually a touhou character. Then through the procedure of becoming immortal I got magically pregnant.

It now was my job to carry out that child. Being pregnant felt really weird, in my dream I could actually feel the sensation of something in my stomach living, and I was very scared of tripping and falling and accidently killing the baby(?).

I think that actually happened at one point, but since the baby was appearently the immortal samurai it got sucked out of me and replaced with a new copy of him.. I wish I could remember more details, but all I can say is that being pregnant sucks

There was a city that had three different beaches. Like most dream cities I end up in, it had nonsensical architecture and a bunch of weird people. For some reason, the ground was always extremely smooth, so I could just slide around to places instead of walking. Apparently the ground was only smooth for me because others were looking at me in disbelief. Eventually I love my shoes in one of the beaches and once I located them I woke up. I wish I could've spent more time with those two girls who had really big breasts.

I remember "power". Can't remember anything else.

During the two previous nights I've managed to dream and remember said dreams. They weren't too eventful so I didn't bother posting about them, but I still think that this fact is worth noting.

>>39090

Oho! I didn't think you'd receive my message!

Someone kept giving me the same advice. I didn't take it.

A few nights ago I had a dream in which there was a man who decided to become a teacher. Half of the kids were obsessed with one thing while the others were obsessed with something different. They kept arguing. The man tried to make peace between them but was slowly driven mad. In the end, the man opened up a store that sells only those two things, while he has a crazed expression on his face.

Last night I had a dream in which I was brought to some sort of special school. Apparently I was special like the others at the school because I had strange powers. I screwed around a bit with my unnatural abilities and then some bad stuff unrelated to me happened. I ended up helping out, because I saw that there was a bad man using similar powers for a genuinely evil purpose. I also remember a venting machine selling sweets that didn't look like trash and being in a movie theater, but I'm not sure exactly how that's related.

>>39232

the first part of your dream sounds like a SZS sketch, I liked it

>>39380

That's pretty rude man, please do not project the duality of your mind onto touhou characters

>>39381

I am not in control of my unconscious mind yet. It's not my fault.

I was in a world which was nothing but a blood-red floor. Everything outside of me and the floor was all pitch black. There was something odd about my appearance, my skin was gray and I was wearing the kind of robes you'd expect some sort of deity to wear. The sort of deity I could see was one that is partially good but also partially evil, since the robes were white, but at the same time were unkempt and adorned with strange symbols. I could feel a bunch of things stuck to my back. Although I could not technically see them, I knew that they were metal tubes, wires and the fleshy equivalents to such things which descended from above and curved to meet my back. The fleshy equivalents of the tubes resembled intestines or piles of gore shaped into the form of a tube. Having so many things stuck in my back really hurt. I think they might have been "transferring" something into me. I don't think they would have taken such a specific form otherwise. Since I was getting bored of just standing around, I willed a computer into existence and started shitposting and browsing for porn. That second thing is interesting to note, since I've been trying my best to distance myself from porn to go along with me not jerking off.

>>39403

I had this dream I can’t tell you about. But I’m going to try.

We were all sitting in a room, playing a game on computers. It was trivia: we were given these questions, and the goal was to find the answer. Every once in a while, I’d get one I knew, and I’d shout it out.

The crowd would laugh and call me up to the front, where a light was shining near the exit, and my shadow would be cast upon the wall, and a framework of wood formed a guillotine silhouette upon the wall.

They’d say “That was the obvious answer!” and guffaw – and the blade would come down and chop my head off.

Several of these questions were clear, and then more, and then eventually I knew the answer to every one.

I couldn’t help myself. I’d call out the answers.

The one that ended the dream was something like “Why do we keep sending you these questions, and why do you keep answering them?” and my response was to loudly ask “What if we’re not in control?”

Everybody laughed, and I was brought to the front again.

“I should tell you,” I loudly proclaimed, “I have obvious-answer-itis. It’s been with me for years, and they’ve been looking for a cure… but they just can’t find the answer.”

The crowd whoops and laughs. They chop my head off, and I go home for the night.

>>39412

I have a feeling that's somehow deep but I can't tell how.

>>39412

How did you go home after getting decapitated?

>>39412

That's horrifying, but not in the way that a nightmare is.

>>39417

It’s the kind of dream I like most. Better than a nightmare, sure, but in my opinion, "nightmare" is a total misnomer. I think it’s nice to feel scared out of your mind every once in a while.

>>39414

Well it might not make sense, but I was kind of in the game. It was in the “game” where I went home, everything in first-person, that’s how it is in dreams.

Also, it’s not like my vision rolled around with my head or anything, I just kind of saw it pop off, like a 3D particle effect.

I was on a boat that was in dock for some reason, this was apparently normal because a lot of other people were as well, though I wasn't actually meant to travel anywhere. I was in a shop area and had bought a carton of soup, but I didn't have the receipt. I was hanging out in the shop area waiting for my girlfriend (apparently I had one), but something happened on board the ship before she arrived. Anyway, suddenly some sort of security appeared on the floor holding up everyone from getting off the boat. I was in a queue, but when I got my turn I got sent to the back because of my carton of soup, so I remained stuck. In my mind I could and still would have been able to avoid this by leaving the soup outside the boat (somehow) but I didn't want to because apparently in this dream world doing so is a signal that you want to have anal sex and I didn't want to give her the wrong idea; I don't know what it was but my name was also somehow a reference to anal sex so I didn't want to compound that with another reference to it (I don't even like anal). So I was waiting through this security again with this soup carton while also waiting for my girlfriend to appear, but when I got my turn again they closed all the security stations so I was really stuck and that's when my girlfriend appeared. It was probably fortunate that I woke up at this point. The anal sex signal is unisex, since I am a man I would have been giving it, but females can also give this signal if they want to receive it. And no, I didn't think to just leave the soup carton behind.

>>39422

You should've left the soup carton behind. This dream is probably trying to explain to you that you need to stop caring so much about something, which was represented by the soup carton.

>>39424

That's strange, I normally don't care about anything at all.

I was being lectured on some sort of subject, likely related to some sort of war. The only thing I really remember was a phrase that was used a lot during that time, but people stopped using it after. It was something that was often shouted and I think it was made of two separate words. I think it might have something to do with spirits or those who are already dead. I remember thinking that it sounded pretty cool.

A fairly standard western family

They lived in a place with a lot of really tall trees

Something was wrong with their dog

Something about hair

Can't remember anything else

In the first part of my dream I was living on a farm with my family and we even invited tourists to live with us temporally, but then our peaceful life was disturbed by a giant T-rex looking monster attacking us and wrecking the whole place. It wasn't an ordinary dino though, it was able to shoot giant laser beams. Then another dinomonster showed up, but it had a different colour and instead of lasers it was shooting green fireballs. They fought each other, but the green fireballmonster had no chance against the giant lasers.

In another part of my dream a friend of mine was playing warcraft 3 online against someone. He started off with a clowny tactic where he built a tower somewhere. At some point I took over, and the enemy had a huge air army. But since he didn't attack me I had the chance to make a big air army of my own. Eventually I ambushed his army and got rid of the threat. But he managed to escape with a few units. My friend was pretty angry at me for leaving the enemy a chance like this, and now I had to chase him through the entire world. I looked at a worldmap(which was a map of our earth) and checked where potential goldmines are. I just ended up deciding on mining all the profitable gold mines so that my enemy didn't have a chance. I settled with mining in Mexico. I was also considering mining at the nortpole, but it was too cold for me.

Now, here's the most important part of my dream which kept showing up over and over. In one part of the earth, in the middle of the ocean was a big green field which was considered the only unexplored place remaining on earth. I was fascinated by it and watched a documentary about it. Appearently that area was covered with floating rocks on which plants grew. Expeditions have tried to explore this place, but they never got past a certain point, a point where it was going so deep into the earth that there was complete darkness. Darkness that couldn't be penetrated by any external lightsource. I was fascinated by this place and wanted to go there myself. From then on my dream was about attending a special 1 weeklong camp which would give me permission to go on a expedition there and prepare me for all the dangers lurking there.

I was taking some kind of class that contained both gardening and cooking. I think the teacher was a teacher I really had when I was younger. I had to take care of a turtle who was somehow always making a smug smile at me. There was some romantic tension between me and a girl who's also in the class, but on a mental level I really cared nothing for her. Her breasts were C cup at most. Then part of the garden went on fire and I didn't really care. For some reason the fire didn't actually do any damage.

>>39474

> I really cared nothing for her. Her breasts were C cup at most.

After reading this again, it made me laugh. This quote basically embodies me.

I dreamed of a girl wearing a Nazi uniform. She was cute. I liked her. Some faggots compared her to some generic guy also wearing a Nazi uniform, claiming that he was better than her, but I thought otherwise. I didn't need to respond to them because I knew that I was correct.

I really should get into the habit of talking about my dreams as soon as I wake up. It's a little strange talking about them now. But either way I will do it.

Last night I had two dreams. The first one was presented in a very weird way. It was presented as though I was recalling something I already know. The subject of the dream was a woman, who is apparently related to Nazism in some sort of way. Her hair was blonde, unlike the black-haired girl which I talked about in >>39479 and she had a mature feeling to her. There was something off about her, I had a feeling that she was immortal or something, because otherwise I'll have no way of explaining how she was in Nazi Germany and looks exactly the same within my apparent memories of seeing her in today's world. Part of the dream had something to do with slugs or something, but I don't remember that part (and I have a feeling that I shouldn't).

In my second dream I was dressed up like an average JRPG adventurer guy with a primarily purple color scheme. I didn't have a sword or shield or anything, just my comfy clothes. The world looked like a came out of an N64 game, specifically a lot like the world of Ocarina of Time. I was in some sort of castle. I did a lot of silly movements like somersaults and jumping to the sides until I somehow clipped through reality. Everything glitched the FUCK out and I eventually ended up in the middle of what appeared to be a high-tier dungeon. It was illuminated by torches and there were lots of spiderwebs everywhere. There were small moving platforms over a seemingly bottomless pit and I could clearly tell that I wasn't supposed to be here yet. I remember thinking about how "I'm supposed to have a sword at this point". I fell through the floor again and ended up in some sort of platform of spider webs. I figured I didn't want to stay there anymore so I did the same glitching trick and it launched me right out of the dungeon. The dungeon felt familiar somehow, as though I've dreamed of it before. That aside, I ended up wandering around various other places on the overworld. Everything was dark and gray and guards chased me everywhere. Then I woke up.

I had many dreams this night, but I'm keeping you from all of them. Mwahaha!

Honestly, I barely remember any of them, seeing as I don't bother writing them down lately. One thing though, one habit which showed itself again this time--

When I have a lucid dream, one of my first thoughts is to immediately violate the closest pretty girl in my vicinity. It doesn't really go anywhere since the FIRST ONE (I seem to have subconciously put counter-measures in place), but it's always good fun.

The most important thing I remember from this dream is that I could grapple hook from place to place (I really couldn't aim it well at all, and I reasoned at the time that it was because I wasn't creative enough to render more landscape from different angles), and grabbed hold of a girl from behind to circle my fingers around her areolae, but it really wasn't erotic at all. She seemed to be as disinterested as I was. I think we became good friends and faced off some kind of supernatural threat afterwards, though. Never doubt the legendary technique.

I'm having trouble remembering today's dream so I'll talk about the other recent ones instead.

6/7

There was a stickman fighting in an IRL war. He obviously looked like he didn't belong.

6/8

Something about rating things between one to ten. Something about Sonic fancharacters reminding me of something. Something about a strange Mexican food place which served cakes instead of Mexican food for some reason.

But all of those things weren't really important. I put on a VR headset and started playing a VR MMORPG. I wasn't here to have fun though, I was here to accomplish something. I had a feeling that something bad was going on in the game. I couldn't take the headset off, although for some reason I knew that it would happen. Bad things were happening. I joined a group of obviously evil players and betrayed them. There was lots of fighting between me and high-level players. For some reason I could hold my own against them, despite having an underleveled character. I remember seeing various virtually locations such as a place full of basic geometric shapes and a stage. I'm not sure what the point of anything was.

6/9

Rocks. Literally just rocks.

6/10

I had a wooden stake hammered through my head. I was okay after that for some reason but it still hurt like hell and I was still tied up.

Tried controlling my dreams again for some hands free fapping. I was successful but I was having a hard time sleeping because of constant interruptions. When I was finished I forced myself out of sleep paralysis/false awakenings and felt like shit. I suspect it was because I wasn't truly sleeping long enough to finish a (REM?) cycle.

Dreamt recently, in this one I was in the inter-mediary stage between shota and teenager, probably around age 11.

So I'm awaken by this blonde chick in what I can only describe as being in some kind of mecha plug suit right? And I'm told that I'm to do some "mission" involving a jetpack. And I'm passed this baggy with some kind of dishrag police armour, don't really know how to describe it, just the chest and legs, feels like a mix between pajamas and some kind of shitty knight cosplay. And in there, I also spot a blindfold and some kind of transparent "headband" B.C.I. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain%E2%80%93computer_interface), looks more like some kind of christmas light halo that'll turn on, going yellow. So anyway, for some reason, I walk up to my mirror and say (think?), "Hey, you know what this is right?". No response. I tap the glass, "Hey, this is a B.C.I., do you know what those are?", and I'm a tiny bit interested in this kind of stuff (even more interested in showing off I know more than other people do, don't care if it's some dumb shota, sue me), but no, I'm not about to see my little blonde-haired shota reflection respond and ask me what it is. I shrug and gear up (except of course for the blindfold).

The lady explains that this is some sort of aeronautical "mission" to test operation of jetpacks blindfolded (yeah, that's a real fucking good idea). The B.C.I., anything else about this "mission" doesn't come up at all. Nothing, and this shitbag, naive H-anime boy doesn't know enough to question it.

So I walk outside this house, and on the driveway, there's this huge crowd, some kids in school uniforms, many adults, but seemingly more than there were people in this dense crowd, there were camera flashes. In this dream, I wake up some day going on some ridiculous "mission" out of nowhere and now I'm famous. The "youngest person to work for NASA", I think the deal was. I even get interviewed at one point, but that doesn't last for very long, as some interviewers start approaching some shitty kids see the opportunity to enter the house through the open door and fuck with everything. I even see a kid jumping on my beloved little sister's (I don't have a beloved little sister) giant dog plushie, and even though I yell at him, this inconsiderate fuck thinks it's his god-given right to keep jumping on this thing. Whatever, I feel like I kind of need to piss but I've had enough of this.

I enter the car and leave the house. After some kind of transition, I'm just outside a rocket on a flat, green field, with some large building out in the distance. What the fuck? I thought this was meant to be about jetpacks. Contrary to popular belief, NASA doesn't deal ENTIRELY with what technically counts in outer space, they have a sort of hand in all sorts of aeronautics. On whatever mission description I was granted (those cryptic few words of the busty plugsuit lady), there was NOTHING about rocket ships, and I STILL don't have my jetpack. Even though something fucky's going on, I don't question it, and get in the rocket.

Now this is where the dream takes the dumbest direction, and became the most memorable. I'm now a third person, maybe somebody watching an anime, this invisible camera getting different shots of the scene. So I cut down to the bottom of the rocket, and the lady, sitting on an object in front of several fuel canisters (huge, but thin transparent tubes, 4*4, I don't know much about rocket science but I don't get the feeling this is efficient, or even makes sense), and she complains about something like the organisation using much more urine fuel than was necessary for the rocket. Now, even though I'm just a floating camera, I do a sort of mental takeback at this and think, "I see...). Then she draws a conclusion, the organisation (some kind of N.W.O.) is trying to KILL this little kid and make some sort of publicity stunt, to hold back jetpack progress or something. So, like some sort of DOS adventure game, I use this invisible cursor to empty half of the fuel tanks and save my own life.

Also, I mentioned how I needed to piss earlier right? Apparently, this lady did too, to have produced ~2 fucking rocket fuel tanks out of it. I suppose for this "mission", it was necessary that she take some kind of diuretic to produce the miraculous human body jet fuel. And I guess she HAS to hold it in, as with rockets exploding when they're overloaded with fuel or something (I'm making this shit up, but it was probably my reasoning at the time, and seems sensible now), and of course, since she was facing the other way, she was totally oblivious to more than half of it disappearing. Well, the kid locked in to the top of the rocket NEVER found any kind of opportunity to go to the toilet (he was regretting not just going on the grass), and is visibly having trouble holding it in.

So like some kind of ridiculous, fetishistic waterplay ero anime, we keep cutting between these two people shaking, holding their piss in, and the kid eventually fails, he pisses his pants. Scene cuts to black, we hear a NASA broadcast talking about the "mishap" on radio that gets jammed. A news report gets jammed as they start talking about it. Something else gets jammed talking about it. Illuminati's clearly trying to cover it up, or something. And I think the dream ended up stopping some time after that.

Minutes within waking up (I call this the "after-dream period", where dreams often half-continue in my vaguely concious mind), I come up with the conclusion, I crack the case. THIS ENTIRE THING was actually an experiment to test the capabilities of psychic powers. From the minute the kid touched the B.C.I.-halo (maybe before then), the kid and I existed as mostly separate intelligences, even though we lived in the same body. I managed to exit his body, and use telekinesis to save both of our lives. Hell, it might've even been ME to jam the broadcast signals, that mysterious group probably wouldn't give half a shit about that. Oh yeah, and I had to go to the toilet when I woke up.

Anyway, since I'll probably never have a sequel to the ESPer pissrocket dream, you guys are free to use it as writing inspiration. Just give me royalties.

I remembered my actual dream from last night. I was in a city full of nonhumans/monsters. I kept walking around and saw no other humans. I felt alienated and alone. I bought a small cake from a cake store. Eventually I spotted a cute blonde human girl. She had nice boobs, but she was also friendly towards the nonhumans and a bit on the chubby side. It was strange. This was wrong. I didn't like this. I kept pursuing her but she either ignored me or told me she wasn't interested. She was friends with the nonhumans and would casually chat with them. I didn't stop though because I'm a very stubborn person. I was told to accept this world and its inhabitants but I silently disagreed. The nonhumans started to view me as a threat, abandoned the day-to-day things that they were doing and started attacking me. I kept getting torn apart by them, but I didn't give in. Since I didn't give in my body kept regenerating. I stretched my hand out for the girl. I nearly reached her but then I woke up.

>>39582

>>39583

Good dream.

I was in a cafe drinking coffee and a clean-cut, business-y looking black guy in a suit came over to my table, sat down and deadass stared at me while drinking his coffee without saying a single word.

You ever have those nights where you go to sleep like 4 times in a row, have a long dream, every time, and panic because it's STILL FUCKING NIGHT?

>>39586

>Good dream.

Because I wrote "busty"?

>>39605

No, it's because you had such a long and detailed dream. Such things are worth noting.

Now this is just a portion, I can't remember too much.

I was in a restaurant or casino, and discovered a suitcase with a ticking timer on it. I vaguely wonder how large an explosion a case of that size would conjure, before I deck it and yell that everyone runs. There was 1 minute and 28 seconds to get as far away as possible. I dash down the long hallway, run into another room as I see a person stare behind me, jaw dropping to the floor, and I duck into a somewhat protective squat. I feel the heat press against my back (it wasn't actually all that painful), and I have a flash-foward to me unconscious, wrapped in bandages on a hospital bed, evidently having suffered severe burns or worse. There's some guy there who promises to set things right. I think he was a time traveller?

>>39583

You're BW, dude. (initials for spoilers)

Today I dreamed about a person who would puke and shit realistic dicks that would wriggle on the ground and cum great amounts. He would then proceed to record that video and show it around while in a fastfood restaurant, however the employees told him that the hamburger menu is now 10 bucks and I couldnt believe that and ran up to the counter but the counter was gone and everyone started looking really depressed as I came back, and the dick puker was still showing off his "tricks" puking dicks into a girls asshole (which I assume is counted as rape as she didn't really seem to enjoy it)..

I remember alot of my dreams from last night, alltough they are a bit fractured. I'll seperate them into different parts according to my memories of them

1) I was Ash Ketchum from the Pokemon anime, and I was on my way to catch some legendary Pokemon. Of course Team Rocket was there too, but they promised that they wanted to reform themselves and wanted to join my party. At first I refused, but eventually I gave in and let them join. When we reached the place where the legendary Pokemon resided all we could see was a sea tornado forming up, because appearently we were under water. There were bombs coming out of the tornado and we had to dodge them as good as we could, until eventually the pokemon inside the tornado ran out of steam and was flung onto a meadow. There a bunch of kids threw a pokeball at it and captured it. In my dream it looked like Mewto. I was kinda upset about that, but eventually moved on.

Explanation: I guess I've had this kind of dream because I watched a video from the new Pokemon anime where Ash and his friends capture 2 ultra beasts. I thought that it's kind of cool that they are including that kind of story line from the game into the anime. Even though I really hate Ash Ketchum. He's easily one of my most hatest anime characters

2)In my next dream I had a big brother. However, the person in my dream wasn't actually my real life big brother, it was the big brother of a friend of mine.He was sitting on a wall and was getting hassled by 2 people, he was visibly very sad. I decided to intervene and sat down between him and the 2 other people to form a protective barrier for him. I confronted these 2 strangers and told them to go away basicly.

3)Next up is a really freaky dream. I was walking in a park, and then spotted someone who was my little sister, keep in mind though that she was a grown women with big breasts. I don't actually have a sister in real life. She was sitting on a bench, completly naked with her anus and pussy exposed. For some reason nobody but me noticed though. I sat down right next to her and what happened next really surprised me. I casually picked her up, sat her down on my lap and started to fuck her ass. We were sitting there like that for a while with my penis inside of her while I was fondling her breasts. I noticed that from across the park another naked women was watching us, but she didn't seem to be shocked, but aroused. That part of my dream felt really intense and real. It was like I could feel her insides with my penis while ejaculating into her.

Explanation: When I got home I was really determined to look at a certain doujin I rememebered and it kept popping up in my head all day. However, I was so occupied with other stuff that I ended up not doing it before bed. I guess that's what I get for having lewd thoughts all day. Usually I'd feel ashamed and guilty for having such a dream, but I guess I've grown as a person just a little bit and managed to accept it.

4) Next thing I remember was that I was looking through old stuff on my PC, and eventually I found a old WoW PvP movie I made years ago. However, this is something that never happened in real life. I watched the video and it was done really badly, with inappropiate cuts, and the music being unfitting all over the place. It climaxed with my WoW character using some overpowered fireball 1 shot item on another player and having some kind of clash. The ironic thing about this is that this terrible video would be something that exceeds my videoediting skills in real life.

5) I was skating around my city with some wooden board that had 4 little tires attached to it. Somehow I knew that this used to be part of an office chair. Riding on that thing was really wobbly and dangerous, but it went suprisingly well. It was like it was riding by itself, doing jumps and avoiding obstacles. Then I spotted Flandre Scarlet sitting on a piece of wall and she was crying. Seeing her cry broke my heart, so I approached her and said "ne, daijoubu?". I was hesistant to speak japanese, but at that moment it made the most sense to me. She ran away without saying a word and ran into a tunnle made out of cardboard.I chased her, and during the chase the song I embedded was playing. It got really narrow at some point so I had to crawl. I didn't think I would make it, since I gained some weight in real life, but somehow I squeezed through. But sadly I lost her.

Explanation: Yesterday while riding the bus home I saw a middle school girl crying while looking outside the window. Part of me really wanted to approach her and ask her whats wrong, but I was already late and I was nearly at my stop.Also I was scared that people might call the police or that I would overstep my boundaries and get a negative reaction from her. Years ago I saw a grown women cry during a train ride, and to this day I regret not approaching her and being there for her, even though she was a stranger. I want to be the kind of person who extends his hand towards desperate people and try to make things allright somehow. I guess because I wasn't able(or willing) to help again this time this guilt manifested into this kind of dream.

I dreamt that my 90s+ post received flak and that the grammar was so bad that nobody could tell what I was going on about.

>>39673

>Years ago I saw a grown women cry during a train ride, and to this day I regret not approaching her and being there for her, even though she was a stranger. I want to be the kind of person who extends his hand towards desperate people and try to make things allright somehow. I guess because I wasn't able(or willing) to help again this time this guilt manifested into this kind of dream.

All that'd come of it is her turning you away, sad people tend to be private about their issues in the first place, and you were a stranger. Also, good on you for bothering with trying to write down the mess of dreams you have at night, I just find myself wishing I'd stop already so I can move on with my (shitposting) life.

>>39672

>>39673

I like how you gave explanations to your dreams. I should strive to do that too.

>>39674

>All that'd come of it is her turning you away, sad people tend to be private about their issues in the first place, and you were a stranger.

I know that outcome would be very likely, but I want to be someone who does it regardless. I just feel like it's the right thing to do. I want to be the one to help when everyone else is looking away.

>>39676

I don't usually try to interpret my dreams, but the connections were so obvious that night that I couldn't help but write them down. Maybe there are some things my dreams are trying to teach me.

As soon as I started sleeping I started dreaming of mirrors. I looked into them and because there was one behind me I saw myself countless times. Since I was still partially awake I got up and wrote it down.

Then once I went to sleep for real I had another dream about mirrors. I know that it was deeper than just that but I can't remember.

I commanded an ungraspable tentacle monster to violate a random girl. It's extremely hard to describe the nature of this monster, but despite that it still obeyed my command for some reason. The girl got mindbroken extremely quickly and it annoyed me. With only a hand motion, the tentacles positioned the mindbroken girl in front of me, as if to make it look like she was standing up, even though she couldn't do such a thing anymore. I ranted to the broken doll about strength and how I'm disappointed that she did not have the strength to resist. I ended it by saying that I hope that in her next life she'll be stronger, turned my back to her and walked away.

I'm surprised I didn't have too many dreams on the more erotic edge of the spectrum until this point, considering how I quit fapping.

There was a woman. Her skin was dark, but she was not black. She was more like a dark-skinned anime girl than anything. She wasn't wearing much of anything and had fairly large boobs. The catch is that within the context of the dream this woman is apparently my mom. Anyways, I used my ninja presence concealing technique of sitting on a chair and stared at her. She was lying on the floor and I couldn't get a good view of her boobs. It was infuriating. Eventually my ninja jutsu wore off and she told me that lusting after one's own mother is bad or something.

I had another dream about some sort of robot that can steal people's "talents" or something, but it was less interesting than the one with the dark-skinned mom.

Dreamt that I was with my brother, sister, and mother (that's two members of the family gone) on a shopping trip in an unfamiliar town (even though we have plenty here). I split with my brother and sister, since I'm not really interested in shopping throughout the town. And fidget with my phone. I don't remember exactly what for, but they suggested (joked?) about something this thing of my where I'd go around town to observe certain conditions and I imagined myself monitoring different parts of the world to make sure the circumstances were correct for something I wasn't really involved with? Felt kinda like some assassin or other conspirator who was about to witness some kind of big event. I don't think that really led anywhere, I guess it was just some kind of weird hobby for dream me, or maybe I was really some kind of really shady guy. Not much happens, I sit on a road outside a psychiatrist's clinic hearing somebody about how the doctor here had something like "Logical Alzheimer's" and lost his touch, when I got a glimpse at him, he looked like Freud, and did indeed look a bit out of it. I saw another crazy scientist type, but instead of Freud, with a curly white afro, kinda like Einstein? This time walking down towards here on the narrow walkway I was taking up entirely. I politely got up and left since I wasn't really waiting for anything, but as I was walking down the street, I realise he was still walking down and realised that wasn't his destination. Anyway, I see him get past eventually, and I'm just a tiny bit relieved that he wasn't following me. I look around all the shops on this little square I've walked into, and somehow keep hearing that guy go on about some psychological theory that'd been proposed to him. Something like "Personally, I believe the store signs say exactly what they say". Apparently, the theory had been that, like other aspects of another person's perceived world are unverifiable, store names may change from person to person depending on fine features of their psychological state, or was it that store names, as you walked down the street, influenced your state? I'm not really sure, but even though I seriously considered each, it's clearly just the work of a quack scientist, probably Freud junior he was talking about there. I walked down to my brother and sister who were sitting down somewhere as a bunch of schoolkids were around this area, apparently school just ended for the day here. They were finished messing around here, so we left and got into the car somehow.

Another dream. This is the last of many, the bits that made the greatest impression on me. Up until today, I had the impression that I was just the kind of person who didn't get nightmares. It's not very descriptive, though.

So in this dream, I at first assume the position of one playing a visual novel. I seem to be in a little sidestory in some vampire genre game (it seemed very similar to Tsukihime) where the character's climbing up to this huge mountain mansion which can be seen from the city. There's an animated background drawn in a kind of Oriental, brown and black ink oriental style. From there, you can see the trees drifting in the breeze, and this huge flow of gold running down the mountain from the house in all directions (still in the aforementioned colour scheme), so the thing looks stunningly beautiful really, the flowing of this golden river in all directions somehow mixes with the rustic style in the most perfect way. Through some exposition, we discover that the current player character and the character being travelled with (first was a girl, surprisingly enough you never see the second, maybe they were just travelling alone, doubt it though. I think it might've been the main protagonist? but antagonist makes more sense in RETROSPECT) were both vampires. This home belongs to the second person, and apparently, even as a vampire, the first character is basically delusional. This "river of gold" is actually a river of blood mixed with creekwater and shit, it's barely visible to most people, in the night at least, but to them, it's this brilliant, glowing, fairy dust type thing. The second character jokingly tells them not to drink it, that huge amount of sludge just flowing from that mansion, and the first said that they "would", like it was some sort of dare.

Somewhere along the lines, I'm the character travelling with the first, and we need to go off the path to start getting to the mansion. Except, I don't really even knows what happens. Maybe just that dream ended there, because it's all pretty different. Now I'm just an ordinary guy climbing up a mountain with a crow. I feel like a lot DID happen, but my mind just can't remember how the dream transitioned. This crow is pretty intelligent, and it feels like I met it going up the mountain. Shit, there really was a lot that did happen first, I remember something about a car stuffed to the brim with people I think, who seemed only really frustrated about it, like some sort of game? I can't remember too much past that.

So I'm scaling this mountain with this crow, I guess that's the new established story. And this crow trusts me to keep shit out of its way for it, based off of some earlier pretext with that car (sorry). It acts more like a cat really, or maybe a dog. It just kind of stands near an area and looks at me when it wants something. Aside from scaring some bigger animals away, I could also grab it (?) to do something and assist it with scaling the mountain in some way (I never considered for once in the dream that crows are a bird of flight, apparently birds just don't really fly too far in this universe). So I'm climbing up, and this mountain converges with a tree somehow. I don't really need to question that, now we're going up the tree. I go up a little bit through TEAMWORK with this crow, and suddenly there's this rainbow-coloured birds. I don't know what they're called, but it's the traditional breed of parrot that you see pirate caricatures right? Mainly red, white around the eyes, some green and some yellow. That's not too important, because the next moment, they're black and white birds, the thing sorts with the devasting talons. So we inadvertedly climb up to their nest, and the crow flies up as if it's going to fight them, while I'm carrying it. So, and I know it's kind of inethical, I swing the crow in their direction and pretty quickly it's knocked out. I give it one more good swing just to make sure (I really felt like I was accomplishing SOMETHING at the time, shut up). The crow flies down, and I realise I should follow, this is just too ludicrous. Only I don't, I kind of hover about for just a bit, waiting for a good opportunity to start. Bad mistake. After a few seconds (plenty enough warning for the dumb, RATIONAL creatures in the animal world), one swoops down at me, and I don't really have the time or the footing to move one arm and cover my head. The last thing I hear is this bird squawk (more of a yell really).

KWAA-

KWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and this mechanical, fake-bird noise sticks around even seconds after I've woken up from this ridiculous thing. I feel this wind rushing behind my shoulder, turn around and press against the pillow. I STILL felt that I was in danger. That's the first time in my life anything like this has happened. Not the first scary bird dream, sure, but definitely the first time I've felt danger for so long after waking up.

Anyway, it was kind of stupid, but I hope I could entertain you. I had no time for an after-dream, this time, so I couldn't really come to terms with everything that happened in it.

Seriously though, it's that serious. I still feel some apprehension about sleeping in that bed again. Maybe it's hidden behind the pillow.

>>40104

ilovelargebreasts is not in the superheroes file.  This incident will be reported.

>>40104

I want a tittymonster to watch over me in my dreams

I dreamed of nothing. Not to be confused with not dreaming at all.

I had a dream where everything was slippery and looked like smeared paint, with me being the only exception.

That being said, I sort of have another dream in the same night. The setting was a blank space. I was concentrating on something and a woman appeared before me. I'm not one to normally complain about "3DPD", mainly because I don't care, but this person reeked of that feeling. She was fat, and while I like a bit of chubbiness, she was too round to be appealing, and she was wearing a gothic lolita type of outfit. Normally I'm in to the gothic lolita look, but something about the way she was dressed felt "off". I don't know exactly how to put it. It's like she was wearing such an outfit out of irony, or because she wanted me to find her appealing. Anyways, she started talking about something, which I think involved me being invited to some sort of magic school for individuals with strange powers. I wasn't really listening although I knew that she was telling the truth about whatever she was talking about because I somehow knew that she did in fact have magical powers. I didn't want to go to such a place. I've had dreams about being in strange schools before, but I really wasn't in the mood, especially considering how this woman's presence kept irritating me. Before she had a chance to stop talking, I willed pitch-black tentacles into existence. They seemed to come from behind me and I had complete control over them. She didn't even have a chance to avoid them because I had already set the tentacles' movement speed to "instantaneous". Then I tortured her with the tentacles' grip for a bit and considered using them to violate her. I thought against it because I remembered how much she disgusted me. I ripped off her left arm with the tentacle which was wrapped around it and she started screaming and begging for mercy. I had complete knowledge of the fact that I was in a dream at this point, and desiring to wake up already wrapped a tentacle around her neck. Since I had complete control of the tentacles, changing said tentacle's shape and properties to be like an extremely sharp blade was easy. As soon as I did that her head came flying off.

Man, I feel super fucking EDGY right now.

>>40200

Well I had a dream with a computer in it.

I dreamed of a mature-looking woman. She was wearing some sort of fancy dress and she had very long blonde hair. She was facing away from me and then she turned and met my eyes with hers. I woke up. It was an extremely short dream, but what was strange was the feeling I had when I woke up. I had a feeling as though I had dreamed of this exact situation every single night for at least a week. This should be false, because I hadn't written anything of the sort in my dream notebook which would even reference such an event occurring. It's like those dreams in which you do something that seems extremely real, like making a specific post online, and then waking up and not understanding where it went. This dream leaves me questioning everything. The fact that I can't say for certain if the lady in the dream was just some random lady or was Yukari just adds to the mystery.

Tall shadowy figures were invading the world, hunting people. Whenever they hit someone with their black tentaclelike arms that person would disappear. My dream revolved around trying to evade them and finding a safe place to stay.

Also alot of places and people from my childhood appeared in that dream, things I haven't seen for decades. I wonder if that could mean something.After I woke up it actually got me thinking about my relationships with these people and how we went seperate ways. I used to consider them my best friends, and thinking back about how easily these friendships were broken kinda made me feel scared for the future. What if the friendships I value so much right now will someday also be gone?

Well, not much I can do but to try my best to not let that happen.

Accidentally refreshed the page in the middle of writing this. Maybe it'll be better this time. I had a whole funpack of dreams, I don't remember what order they went in, so I'll try to go by order of interest.

One dream played out like something from a fight from one of Bethesda's Fallout sequels. It wasn't very interesting though, not to read, anyway. Unarmed, I manage to exploit the enemies' AI to lob grenades at eachother, and deliberately trigger these traps that for whatever reason only detonate about 2 seconds after the trigger. There's something like this gate a bunch of people are trying to run through, but it's shut, and I pick them off one-by-one there somehow. Like I said, it's not too interesting.

In one, I was on a cruise ship where all of the hands and staff were knight-themed for whatever reason, and these modern day pirates (who for whatever reason weren't armed with guns) invaded. I fought with them in fending off the pirates, using make-shift weapons like a cue-stick, which I somehow had the strength to dig into a few skulls, feeling the pressure of the bones eventually giving away (it was more interesting than disgusting, somehow), and then the squish of the stuff inside their skulls, and at one point grabbed a convenient ceremonial golden axe which had fallen off a wall when a big guy (manga-sized buff kind of character) strutted into the room. He took a bit more, but my weird fixation with skulls hadn't failed me, and he went down.

In another one, I got something like an advert for another one of those anime movies. I really wasn't interested at all, I knew it'd be one of those high-budget, instant global #1 box office hit types, and it's my duty to hate whatever normalfags love. It opens up with an obvious rendition of a Touhou song, don't remember which one (The movie had absolutely nothing to do with Touhou at all. Did they think ZUN's work was in the public domain?), and we see this two-file line of teenagers walking towards a shrine at night for some kind of festivity. Looking towards the back, we see a dude holding up a paper sign that basically says the equivalent of "WANNA DO IT?" and then one girl running off in that direction, to enjoy her off-screen H scene. We go back to a girl and boy in the line. The boy is obviously perturbed, and nervously asks the girl if they could do the same after whatever they're lining up for. Apparently, this is his "confession of love". The girl nods with the kindest looking expression. and the boy runs out of the line in joy. The camera slowly pans over, and he's dead for whatever reason. It slowly pans back to the girl, but instead of seeing her shocked expression, we see her getting lifted and dragged away by two guys for, presumably, another off-screen H scene. Two wacky looking guys with green and black hair run over and replace their spots in the line. Apparently the movie is about them.

In this one, I'm at my old school (a setting people get way too often), but for whatever reason, the librarian's pet bear is in the library, the only place I ever was during lunch. The bear slowly chases me around the area, sort of waddling instead of doing that scarily fast run bears do. I try to tell the teacher how stupid it is to have a bear in the library, but she won't have any of it, it's a "peaceful", "passive" bear. As she says, the first part is right, but nothing about the "bear" is passive. Kids shouldn't have to be chased around something that big, regardless of whether it'll probably tear you apart or not. It seems like it'll be regularly invited in every Thursday. I leave the school.

The next one will take a little time to explain. There's these arcade machines, but you get a prize proptortional to the amount of points you get. This seems to be their first release, and maybe the only time they'll be available. They're all the same thing, one of those space-themed SHMUPS. There's this entire line of the arcade machines lined up, and "exchange machines" between each one. This was an arcade, but it looked more like some bizarre, office-like sweatshop. I was on one of the exchange machines. Basically, my job was to type down the numbers my partner calls out, and try to maximise the prizes we get in exchange by strategically entering the points. One big prize might not be worth the value of three smaller prizes you could get for the same value, for example. It was fast-paced, and even pretty stressful. I hadn't clarified this before, but all of this stressful, "work" in the truest sense of the word, was mostly for brandless lollies, and sometimes plushies. My partner eventually walks off after having enough of the stress, leaving me to use both the arcade machine and the exchange machine. This isn't such a bad arrangement- you don't have to split up the prizes, and you can choose for yourself what you get. I play the game, and it really isn't that hard at first. The catch is, that to maximise your points, you should keep pressing this small, yellow button which happens to be sitting in an inconvenient place, which makes the controls of the game much harder. It multiplies your current score by a certain rate, and you can press it however frequently you want. The amount of points you get is so much higher though, it's hard to resist the temptation to press it constantly. Eventually the game gets much harder, and I keep dying before I can get a meaningful number of points.

>>40299

Sorry to disappoint you, but I think that's rather unlikely. When I said tentaclelike the mental image I had was just a long black mass for an arm and they were just swinging these around rather than grabbing people. Also they were lacking these grippy things that octopus tentacles usually have. I don't even know what they are called

I swear to fuck I made a post here about my dream and now I can't find it. Was I dreaming about blogging about my dream? FUCK

I've been consistently having dreams every single night since 6/21 and I've written all of them down. It's amazing how I've managed to have so many dreams in a row. I don't talk about all of them since some of them are not worth noting. For example, last night I dreamed of "water", a "computer desktop" and a "mall". It's such a short dream that it doesn't deserve to have its own post.

I was in an RPG, and found that the conditions to a certain sidequest where you save a certain (good) large monster in jeopardy were annoyingly arbitrary. You'd basically fail it if you didn't fulfill every condition starting from the first, early on in a certain quest. When I retried it, I found that a narrow sand path through the beach's ocean had grown much larger, so I wouldn't fall over and nearly drown some ways through. I thought of how typical that is for RPGs, tiny, meaningless, but crucial details like that changing for no good reason. There was also something about me speaking with somebody in a cafe, in a way that felt similarly videogame-y, or maybe cinematic.

I can hardly remember my dreams when I wake up as of late, any experts have any advice?

>>40350

Try to remember to write them down immediately after waking up. You might be too tired to write anything down on paper for some time, so maybe leave your computer on instead, or something.

>>40343

Was this monster a cute girl by any chance?

>>40380

It WAS a girl, but I don't remember much other than it being big, and not very human, if at all. I think it was in this kind of underwater cave, just one of those underwater levels you can breathe in for some reason, I guess, somewhere down the line from that path at the beach. It was either gray, or blue, I think. Like I said, I don't think it was very humanoid, more this big kind of blob. Its "cuteness" is still up to debate, but it's probably fuckable.

My dreams last night were pretty wild last night.

First thing I remember was that I was spongebob squarepants and laying in bed with my sponge girlfriend, but I was really depressed because I realized that I was 30 years old and finally had to stop being childish. Then some black person came into the room and my sponge girlfriend started to make out with him, because since I was too childish I never learned how to have sex. I apologized to her for not knowing about sex and left the 2 be. Then our apartment there were a bunch of people which I asked about adult stuff, such as dancing and they taught me how to dance ( I was really bad at it).

In the next part of my dream I was in a park and there was a stand selling all kinds of pastrys. There was a long line of people trying to buy stuff, but I decided to buy something anyways. It was the turn of some retarded kid who really wanted a cake, but didn't know what kind of cake he wanted, so the pastry salesperson had to introduce every single cake to him. Then the salesman dropped a cake and it fell on the ground next to the stand. He went out to pick it up, and then sat down on a bench. Then a dog came charging in and wanted to eat all the pastrys. I think next I went to meet up with some shady people in suits, but for some reason I was one of them. We were expecting 100€ back from some important guy who was leading a company, but he said he doesn't have the money right now. However he had an envelope with him, so we told him to open it and give us whatever is in it. I expected that there would be bills covered with blood in there, but it turns out it donation checks from all kinds of people for his company. Allthough their value exceeded 100€ we decided to not take them since they were donations.

In the next part I remember that I was running through some kind of trials where I had to fight monsters and stuff, but that part is too blurry to go into detail. All I know is that afterwards I was playing some kind of real life game where I had to take pictures of monsters to eliminate them, kind of like Fatal Frames. We passed by a forest with floaty eye monsters in them and I shot them all with my phones camera. Then there was a bossmonster which was a guy with the size of a garden gnome, but he was wearing a coat with crowfeathers and a hood, making him look like a really small crowperson.

Then in another part of my dreams I was in a train with my girlfriend( which doesn't exist). I was a complete bitchassslapping chad and I was just explaining to someone how great my girlfriend is because shes the kind of person who doesn't mind when someone looks at her fine body and compliments on it. I think I slapped her ass then, but I'm not sure

I hate becomig lucid in dreams. It throws a perfectly bizarre narrative into some boring shit that actually makes sense when it works, but most of the time, my vision just kind of goes black since the duty of creating the dream is left to me, and I'm horribly unimaginative.

>>40435

Sponge girlfriend? You're right, that is pretty wild.

>>40449

Yeah I feel the same way.

Everyone always goes on about how cool lucid dreaming is and goes "you can do all the stuff you'd like to do irl like flying bro".

But I like my dreams when they are crazy unpredictable and beyond my imigination. I like exploring these usually unreachable depths of my psyche.

Maybe I should start calling myself a subconsciousness otaku.

Somebody spread an airborne virus globally which "caused sickness, suicidal tendencies, and instructions for texture hacking".

I dreamed that I was creating some sort of completely black cake batter. When I woke up and wrote about it in my dream notebook, I accidentally wrote "Black Battler", like the Umineko character.

I don't quite remember the rest, but at the end I put my ear into a phone receiver and heard "something" vaguely like screaming, which woke me up.

I was at some kind of talent school. I have absolutely no talent in anything, so I had been removed, but nobody knew and I stuck around for a bit, so they probably assumed that I was still signed up.

Apparently some event called "Shadow Tag" was going on. It wasn't a game though, everybody gets chased around by this huge, freakish silhouette on the ground, and one guy told me that I can't let it touch me, no matter what. Eventually, its focus set on me, and I set off. I gave a valiant chase, but I was caught as I tried to get over a gate-fence.

When it touched me, the shadow transformed into a cute, black-haired girl. I realise that somehow, all other people in sight have disappeared, as if we go to a different version of the world once we're on "her side". In this sort of terrified, vague state, I tried to initiate conversation, try to figure out just what was going on. Naturally, she couldn't care less. This must be the same routine that goes on every time she touches somebody, and I shouldn't start talking to this obviously malevolent, self-serving force just because I'm in a desperate situation.

I'm in some kind of desert city at night. Looking up further into the horizon, I see Earth in the sky.

>>40648

Oh yeah, it was a Moon city alright. Would be cool if it weren't for all of the desolation.

As for the girl, she may have some kind of reason for populating thisplace, but would you forgive her just because she's cute, and quiet? It's a long way from home after all, a long way from the Internet.

Oftentimes I'll have a nightmare, and think "this is not a dream". Pretty scummy of the subconcious to employ cheesy tactics like that, I think.

I had a dream which was strange for a few reasons. The first was that it seemed to flow naturally from me simply lying in bed as oppose to suddenly finding myself in a different place, the second was that I was completely aware throughout it and the third was that after it I got up and found that only a few minutes of real time had passed, meaning that I wrote it down on the night itself. That last one is especially strange because I thought dreams were supposed to happen only once you're very deep into sleep.

Anyways, I was lying down in bed as usual, trying to fall asleep when I suddenly felt as though I as tied to something. All of a sudden I was tied to something that resembled a sled and said sled was beginning to change its direction upwards. I went straight through the ceiling as though it wasn't there and found myself in the night sky. The sled, though clearly magical, wasn't the main reason why I was up here. The reason was that the sled was connected to a witch's broom. I'd describe the witch as being about as witchlike as it gets in many areas, such as how she wore the classic witch hat and seemed to radiate wickedness. At the same time she fit the "sexy witch" archetype, seeing as she didn't look ugly or anything. Her boobs were sort of big but not really, but she seemed to have a fairly fat ass. I don't care much for asses so it didn't matter to me much. She spoke of things that I do not remember, but I'm fairly sure she implied something related to experimenting on me. I don't want to be remodeled into a cyborg grasshopper just yet, so I thought of escaping, but thought against it because I wanted to learn more about her and my situation. The normal night sky slowly shifted into a different one. I went from the ordinary world to the "dark world", which was very strange. The moon, for example, looked like it was just a paper-cutout of the moon which was glued to the painted dark-blue sky.

At this point I was getting really excited, but kept it to myself. I knew that if I got too excited I'd probably wake up back in my bed, and I didn't want that. Therefore, I keeping my cool was my highest priority. On a hill that looked right out of some sort of fairy tale I saw her house, which was just as bizarre as the rest of the world. It had what appeared to be a giant witch hat on top of it, which is probably the biggest indicator in the world that said house would belong to a witch. She went inside as though to prepare something and I under the ropes that tied me with the power of my will. She came back out and I immediately summoned the pitch-black tentacles which emerged from my back to stop her in her tracks. The tentacles moved so fast that she didn't even have a chance to react. She was scared shitless but I did not kill her or do anything weird to her. It felt wrong. I liked this witch and thought she was cool. I undid the hold of the tentacles and told her that I'm just as confused about this subject as her and that as someone who understands the abnormal she should try to study them. We were about to walk into her house and then I accidentally opened my eyes and woke up.

So I was sinking, sinking deep into the strange azure ocean. At first I felt as though I was drowning but then my immortality kicked in and I adapted to it. I was not the only thing which was sinking, as I also saw various pillars and made of marble which were all partially destroyed sinking. The architecture had a feeling of oldness to it, like the debris belonged to some sort of building made by the ancient Greeks or Romans. Then I saw her. Caster Tamamo No Mae, from Fate/Extra. Sure, I like her, but I'm not sure why I keep dreaming of Nasuverse characters despite not being such a Nasufag anymore.

She stretched her arm out to me and I was about to do the same to her but then remembered that I had pitch-black tentacles sticking out of my back. In an instant Caster was in my arms, although I still had my tentacles around her. Then something strange happened. I completely wrapped her in the tentacles and then she was no more. It was as though I had somehow "absorbed" her into myself. I wonder if that's yet another property of these pitch-black tentacles.

Caster's individuality was strong, despite previously displaying a want to be with me, I could tell that she desperately wanted to escape. I knew that my immortality could keep away all harm, but I wasn't sure if it could defend against this. She attempted to overwrite me from the inside. I kept flashing and one second I was my self and the other I was her. I know many people on the internet wish they were cute girls, but I'm not one of them. I felt as though I was beginning to lose the battle, when I stared down I saw large breasts. While I do love large breasts, I don't love them like this. Therefore, I fought. I fought harder and harder until my sheer will completely crushed Caster's. I'm not sure how I did it, I just did.

Later on, I was in an arena. There was a man dressed in all red who metaphorically screamed "I'm an overconfident rich person who never faced any hardship in my life". He had a Servant. She was Saber class and looked quite like Saber, but not exactly. I just stood there all alone. He taunted me and I thought to myself if I should decapitate him and his Servant with my tentacles. Then I suddenly had a strong urge to puke. I puked up Caster, somehow, except now she was "blackened". Think sort of like what happens to Saber in Heaven's Feel, except Caster Alter seemed to resemble Dark Sakura in many respects. Her hair was white and her clothes sort of resembled the ones Dark Sakura had, for example. Her eyes were devoid of all life and I could command her with my thoughts alone. She took out one of her magic amulets and created an extremely large explosion of edgy black flames which eradicated any traces of our enemies' existence.

Then I was in a place which could be identified as my "room". It was partially composed of the ancient debris from earlier. There were also countless stacks of books on a variety of subjects. Caster just stood by one of the pillars, in a manner that resembled a statue. She did not move at all without my command. I knew that my time in this dream was about to be up, so I helped myself to her breasts. They were nice and soft.

>>40672

cute mobage garbage dude

I had a dream that I could travel back and forth between different possible parallel worlds by going through a kind of "overworld" map with different doors. It was kind of like the Library of Babylon, or the door room from yume nikki; there were infinite hallways stretching out into an infinite number of doors, and I didn't know where any particular door would lead except that each one had a really vague sign, just a word or a symbol or two, that gave a hint to nature of the the alternate reality that was behind it. One door was simply labeled "Ik", and it led to an alternate reality where the Norman invasion of England never happened, and so English never absorbed as many French and Latin loanwords and much more closely resembled the other Germanic languages.

I hope I can find that room again tonight, I'd like to explore it some more.

>>40927

>the Library of Babylon

Are you sure you don't meant the Library of Babel? I think I once made a shitpost mentioning it in the blog thread.

So I had a really long dream the night before, which connected itself to something I saw deep in meditation later in the day. I was planning on talking about it yesterday but I was too lazy.

The dream itself: The first thing worth taking note of was me. I was wearing strange clothes which implied that I was some sort of practitioner of dark arts, as they were primarily black and possessed jewelry and strange symbols on them. I had a cool cape and wore white gloves which each had a different symbol decorating them. In many ways I felt as though I was a demon king of sorts, but at the same time I felt as though I was still me. The fact that I still had the pitch-black tentacles at my disposal and knew that I was immortal were signs of that. The second main thing I knew about myself was that I was a ruler, even though I didn't really want to be one. The dream implied that I was the ruler of the city which the dream took place in, but something told me that I was actually the ruler of the entire world.

Normally, in a medieval fantasy world, demon kings don't seem too out-of-place, but in the world I was in, which was a futuristic world of machines and mutants, I was very out of place. I felt like I didn't belong in spite of being the ruler. Many segments of the dream involved me simply walking around from place to place and not liking the plastic-like landscape. I was a demon lord, what was I even doing there? I was also very much not a fan of how random future people would praise me. Most of them seemed to be either altered through some sort of mutation or through them possessing robot parts.

The dream was primarily about some sort of science experiment and a woman giving birth. One of the scientists would frequently speak of the unborn baby having some sort of "Hollow Virus" and later on in the dream he started referring to it as an "Arrancar Virus". Hollows are monsters from Bleach while Arrancars are the Hollows' more powerful humanoid form. At one point that woman spoke loudly of wanting to give her life for another but it didn't seem like she was speaking of her yet to be born child.

This experiment was apparently very important and many people told me that I had to supervise it as the ruler of this place. I didn't care though and left frequently. One time as I was just walking around on the street, a giant mutated dog creature attacked me. It sort of reminded me of a dog that really chanced after me when I was a kid, only evil and warped. I payed little attention to it because I knew I immortal and because I do not fear dogs anymore. But then a cyborg guy jumped in between us and sacrificed himself to "save" me, despite the fact that I could've sliced the dog's head off with a mere thought and didn't do it because I felt as though it wouldn't be worth it. The cyborg man exploded, taking the dog with me but leaving me very confused and sort of guilty. I paid a visit to the cyborg man's brother who is also a cyborg only fat and he was grieving over the loss of his brother. I just sort of stood them and while in tears he told me that I was "helping just by being there", which just confused me further.

Eventually the baby was born. The mother died but I was told that the experiment was a success. After that I saw a woman standing at the doorway. Apparently I recognized her but knew that there was something off about her. My dream-self's memory implied that she's supposed to be an ordinary human, but this woman had monstrous features and empty eye sockets. She told me that she's off to another adventure, whatever that meant. Then I woke up feeling much confusion. It's like there was far more to the dream that I just can't remember.

The meditation after the dream:

I was meditating deeply and the dream was still fresh in my head. While still meditating, I found myself in a very dark place. The only thing I could see was my self. I was wearing similar clothes to the one's I wore as the demon king, but these ones implied that I wasn't demonic this time. Then I heard a baby's cry and followed it until I found a crying baby all alone in the darkness. It sort of looked like me in the pictures of me when I was a baby. I produced a towel with the power of my will and wrapped the baby with it. It just felt like the right thing to do. I held the baby in my hands and the baby stopped crying. But then its head turned into the head of a giant many-eyed monster. I dropped the baby, but it stayed suspended in mid-air. Countless limbs ripped right out of the towel and I was faced with a huge spider-like monster. I quickly defeated it by punching it a lot, slicing its head off with one of my tentacles and then snapping my fingers to create a large explosion which reduced the monster to nothingness. Pretty spooky stuff.

I was in this space ship parking lot, and while I neglected to really record or remember any details of what I think must've been a pretty interesting dream, I remember that I was hanging around in some sort of space ship parking lot. Not doing anything in particular, just observing the somewhat abundant number of freaks just passing by and doing their weird alien things. I really liked it, but for the life of me I just can't remember what it is that happened.

>>40928

yeah I did tbh

This one was pretty terrible:

I was basically experiencing what was some sort of Dark Souls live stream called something like, "Dark Souls, but music plays whenever I die unexpectedly". Basically the player character would fall over and die every few seconds, and a different meme song would play every time. At one point, the PC had a drawn out death animation, and lied on the ground for just long enough to weird people out. Suddenly, it explodes outwards to the "John Cena" theme, only having just lost a little bit of HP and carries on its way. What the hell does that song even have to do with resurrection?

Anyway, I know this one probably hurts to read as much as it hurt to type, but I had to get it out there, somewhere.

I had a dream where I orgasmed twice (Full, absolute orgasms, not fake imagined ones but accurate as hell stuff), vomitted, ranch dressing was made illegal, and I had to clean it all up out of carpet.

The vomiting and mess of ranch (Which I do love, but whatever) was absolutely SOMEONE else's fault. But he was damn good at arguing so my brain woke me up to make me argue for it, which sadly rocketed me out of the dream.

I remember other details but they're too personal and identifying.

Probably wouldn't have woken up and remembered it whatsoever if it wasn't for that asshole who was good at arguing. Got to meet him again to thank him for that.

I had a recurring dream again, of a weird /jp/ website that allowed you to teleport if you injected code correctly. But it no longer worked because the admin updated to a 64-bit system and that fixed it. It actually took me a while to realize that my memories of this site were memories of a dream rather than real memories, that's how well it fit.

>>40962

How does it feel, losing an argument against yourself?

>>40978

Pretty darned good, actually. Not sure if it's self humbling or just plain cathartic. But it certainly inspires admiration.

1. A small-sized dog scarcely taller than my ankle managed to knock me off my feet, and then fatally gnaw my face off.

2. I confessed to a shocked high-school girl of the 2D realm that I was a collector of eromanga. I don't remember what exactly brought this on, but I probably had a good enough reason. At one earlier point in the dream, I even physically held, and read through one. It seemed pretty real.

the castle crumbled leaving me to fall

i saw a door which was one with the starry night

in room one there was a spider-like monster in a grand hall

in the dimly lit room two was a dragon who looked at me in fright

room three was a small room with a crying child on the floor

room four had a rusted robot sitting as though to guard the door

and finally, room five had a book in a strange language which contained the spirits of all

Myself and a couple friends were going through a series of dungeon-like rooms with deadly challenges. We came to the Sun Room and entered cautiously, guns at the ready. To our surprise, it was just a bare room with a carpet lit by sunlight through curtained windows. I had a sense of great danger.

Suddenly, the carpet started moving, and trying to knock us off our feet!

"Get off the carpet!" I shouted, and we struggled to escape as the carpet continually knocked us down. Eventually I made it to the edge, off the carpet, and thought, "Given it's the sun room, I bet we have to let the sun in to burn this carpet."

I struggled to open the curtains as my team managed to make the carpet fold back on itself over and over. Eventually the carpet had folded over until it was about the length of a person, so one of my teammates laid down on it to flatten it completely. Meanwhile, I was finally able to untie the curtain knots and pull open the blinds, and let the sun come streaming in. But it had no effect.

"We need to flatten it more!" shouted my friend, who was struggling to stay on the bucking carpet. I rushed over to help, and noticed some writing on my friend's body. It was a secret message from a man who had told us not to enter these dangerous chambers. I tried to read and decrypt it, it said we would be forced to face our greatest fears, and then said something cryptic about St. Matthew's Cathedral. I couldn't understand the clues. That's when my great-aunt showed up with a Christmas ornament of a cathedral.

"No, no, no, this isn't helping at all!" I said. Then I looked up and realized: my great-aunt had come through the door on the other side of the room. It had been unlocked the whole time.

This whole room was just a distraction. There was a bomb in the next room, about to go off. I could hear the beeping getting faster and faster. I started to rush over, but I knew it was too late. I turned back around and tackled my friend, shouting "I love you!!!" Then we all exploded.

>>41053

I remember that warning scared the shit out of me when I first saw it.

>>41054

Yeah. The thought that something is going to change, that it's never going to be the same.

And in this case that was right. It meant the game was set to end. Though it stuck at 0:00 for like 2 hours because they delayed it.

>>41055

Oh no, I meant the PVP world warning. I was one of the noobs that only got in by the time Runescape 2 rolled in. I wasn't expecting a scary popup and menacing music.

Sorry.

>>41056

Oh yeah, that was also scary. I hadn't read the update at the time, picked a random world, and saw that. Genuinely made me jump because I had valuables on me.

Really thankful for the warning though. However scary it was, it was better than being plopped in unknowingly.

5/31/16

I was a police officer and the police force had a job to investigate something weird happening in the city. I found the cause of the strange occurrences, being some sort of monstrous girl who I described as being associated with the sewer. Despite looking like some sort of misshapen mutant, she was still essentially a cute girl. She showed me around the bizarre sewer world. Then I bought her clothes and went to a pancake restaurant with her. It was very fun.

This is easily one of my all-time favorite dreams. Something feels very genuine about it. I actually remembered most of the details myself, but the exact date was something I needed to look up.

>>41095

Isn't that something a detective would have to investigate instead of the police?

>>41097

You mean like a private one? No?

>>41097

It's not like the movies, private detectives are extremely cucked and limited on what they are allowed to do. You're more likely to be spying on spouses than solving any actual crime.

>>41098

>>41102

I see.. too bad.

Dreamt I went to the cinema for, like, Star Wars 20 or something. On the arm of my seat, I discovered a phone. I was considering returning it to the staff when it lit up with these messages. It was an anonymous love confession, but they wouldn't come out to face me because it started off by basically saying it was a gay one. It described odd habits of mine, so there was no mistake in identity, and they wouldn't come out to show themselves because they knew I'd never have them. I concurred, and said that they'd better stay anonymous, for their sake and mine, because, to be frank, I still find gays gross.

I jumped really high. My intention was clear. Every time I lost my upwards momentum, some sort of expressionless cute girl would stand in the air, grab my hand and throw up even higher. I knew what I had to do. While the cute girl would grab my left hand to fling me higher, I always had my right had ready.

I punched out the sun.

Just had a dream about managing some sort of personal murder dungeon. The last victim was some psychologist guy who INSISTED my character had gone absolutely baloney because of hit one of some hallucinogenic drug they took some time ago due to unavoidable circumstances I can't remember, so he refused to do something very important for me. Represent me somewhere I think, a court case unrelated to the whole murder dungeon thing? Apparently my character was some sort of expert psychologist himself and he knew that the brain could have no permanent damage with this drug without a sufficiently high dose. When he told him how apparently stupid he was, he admit that he might not have been as knowledgeable as my character, but refused to help in whatever this is. My character got very angry and beat him until he fell unconscious, leading into the whole murder dungeon thing.

Oh yeah, this took place in a train station, by the way. Some chick thought it was hot how I lashed out like that.

I was stuck in some kind of small house. I was a kid again, and the two others who were stuck with me were the same. There were many strangely specific rules in the house, and something about it made me feel as though we needed to fight for our survival. There was a strange and very obviously demonic "caretaker", who decided the rules. We had to fulfill specific tasks which involved leaving the house and going through portals to different worlds and doing something there. I found myself being told to go to world number three, which is apparently the most dangerous of the group. One of the other kids said something about how I'm likely being disposed of. I went through the portal and found myself in a highly bizarre world of strange colors, trees and pieces of a shopping mall randomly thrown in. Something about it looked awfully familiar, like I've dreamed of this location at least twice before. Anyways, I entered the deep forest, not knowing what I was even supposed to do here, and found a sword sticking out of the ground. The holy blade spoke to me in a powerful voice. It told me that despite the fact that I'm being led down the path of darkness (?), I am still worthy of taking it. It claimed that only to my name and one other (don't remember) would it function. It told me to conceal it from all of the others, for they are truly of the dark while it is of the light. It also had a specific name, although I do not remember what it was. I also picked up some dice which were on the floor, I assumed that they were far stronger than the sword, like the broken dice weapon from FFVI, so I took them with me as well.

This was an interesting dream.

There was another me. I was still myself though, so there was two of me. I'm fairly sure nothing like this has ever happened to me before in a dream. Anyways, a swarm of demon girls all surrounded me, while the other me just stood there. I didn't like these demon girls. They were not cute. They seemed to represent things such as lowly pleasures. I didn't like them at all. Despite swarming all around me, before a single one could touch me, I used my super cool sorcerer dream magic to destroy all of them in seconds. Not even a single drop of their demon blood touched me.

But then something very interesting happened. The other me got on his knees. He was crying just as I used to. He said something along the lines of "She was there. How could you?", as if saying that one of the demon girls was his waifu or something. Then something happened to him. The bones in his body seemed to warp, grow and impale him. Then he just fucking blew up. It was honestly really grotesque, even by my dream standards.

The first part was obviously a power fantasy, however I feel as though I could take the second part in one of two ways. It's either telling me that I'm attached to something which I shouldn't be, or it's warning me not to do so.

I had a dream I got killed by a prostitute

It was post apocalyptic or sth. I was a survivor, and I was on the roof of a building. I think it might have been an arcade. I remember playing a racing game earlier in the dream. Anyway. This whore joined me on the roof and began to seduce me, but I turned her down. We chatted for a while about unintelligible dream things, and then I looked down and noticed someone climbing the stairs.

That's when she pushed me off the roof.

I woke up on the ground to see the guy who was on the stairs standing in front of me before a gate. I grabbed my gun and pointed it at him, but decided not to shoot him and let my hand fall to the ground. Then I changed my mind, lifted the gun, and pulled the trigger. only to hear the click from the unloaded weapon.

That's when the man fired at me and hit me in the lung, and I woke up.

NOT FEATURED IN MY DREAM: A 1970 Charger I had sitting outside the gate in my dreamworld. It never appeared, but I knew it was what they were after. I felt it.

8/27

I was a mecha pilot. My mecha looked pretty stupid and was red. There was some sort of amorphous kaiju which I tried to fight. It coiled around me, everything was starting to get destroyed but I didn't want to lose just yet. I shouted really loudly and lasers shot out of my mecha in every direction. Then I beat the kaiju with a metal fist powered by my fighting spirit. In a partially destroyed mecha I went back to the base and saw four girls in military uniforms. The one with black hair was the cutest and she seemed to be tsundere to me. All of them apparently served a king, who recently died.

8/28

It was the same setting again. I still had my robot, which was both fixed up and made to look a lot cooler. The four military girls and the concept of the dead king were still present. There was some sort of "rival" to me. I got suggested some sort of offer, but I did not take it. There was fighting between me in my mecha and some other mecha, likely piloted by my rival.

8/29

The setting was once more the same. Military girls and the idea of the dead king were both still a thing. Something started acting up in my mecha. At a certain point, I wasn't even in it and its crimson hand grabbed some random girl on its own. It looked different now, it was bigger and looked much more menacing. It was partially covered in wires. Then an idea entered my head. Something about the "fusion of souls" in which a dominant being consumes the souls of a lesser being to become stronger or something. I really don't get it.

This is probably a first for me. I don't think I've ever had dreams that consecutively took place in the same world before. As for my explanation, I think that the mecha represents an idea of strength, which shouldn't be abused. It was good for self defense, it was good for righteousness (the rival was obviously evil) but it was evil when it functioned for an evil purpose (abducting an innocent girl out of its own will).

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That sounds similar to a scene in Umineko with the Seven Sisters of Purgatory.

I got banned from all of my private trackers. My heartbeat's still elevated somewhat.