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▶ First your mom joke ever 名無し 01/15/17 (日曜日) 16:27:56 No.30765 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>And when Joram saw Jehu, he said, “Is it peace, Jehu?” He answered, >“What peace can there be, so long as the whorings and the sorceries of your mother Jezebel are so many?”

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▶ 名無し 01/15/17 (日曜日) 16:59:23 No.30766>>30768

Who are you quoting?

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▶ 名無し 01/15/17 (日曜日) 17:10:21 No.30768>>30797

>>30766

It's obviously the bible retard

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▶ 名無し 01/15/17 (日曜日) 18:52:00 No.30772

uhh, bars

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▶ 名無し 01/16/17 (月曜日) 08:59:31 No.30797

>>30768

Get that Western shit out of here.

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▶ 名無し 01/16/17 (月曜日) 16:03:52 No.30809

They tried to teach me all sorts of units in school. Mass, volume, etc. But your mom didn't fit in any of them.

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▶ 名無し 01/17/17 (火曜日) 02:29:30 No.30817>>30818 >>37605

I wish I kept going to Sunday School, the Bible seems pretty rad but it's so hard to remember which story is which, especially when they start talking about crazy Whores of Babylon and all that. I like the part where gays go to hell.

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▶ 名無し 01/17/17 (火曜日) 04:18:11 No.30818

>>30817

The Bible is fun as HELL to quote.

Romans 1:27, KJV:

>And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

1 Timothy 2:12-14, KJV:

>But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

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▶ 名無し 08/20/17 (日曜日) 11:25:53 No.34620

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
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　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　　　　　 (　へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　く　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　　　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　　　　　　　　 >　　　　TAN

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▶ 名無し 01/19/18 (金曜日) 03:27:04 No.37159

Hey! Was someone dancing here just now?

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▶ 名無し 02/20/18 (火曜日) 00:05:57 No.37605

>>30817

>I like the part where gays go to hell.

It's a good part

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