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File: 6a4a7c53120f3db⋯.mp4 (10.82 MB,640x360,16:9,SITH DID NOTHING WRONG Jed….mp4)

 No.25545 [Open thread]

Can you give me the sources?

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 No.25546

for the video? it's just a bunch of swtor cinematics

https://www.swtor.com/holonet/galactic-history

http://www.swtor.com/info/media/trailers/return

http://www.swtor.com/info/media/trailers/hope-cinematic-trailer

http://www.swtor.com/info/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer

http://www.swtor.com/info/media/trailers/sacrifice

http://www.swtor.com/info/media/trailers/star-wars-old-republic-%E2%80%93-knights-eternal-throne-%E2%80%93-%E2%80%98betrayed%E2%80%99-trailer

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 No.25575

>>25546

Video and song. Thanks anon.

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 No.25674

>>25545

More like that?

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File: 69861ab3a0d664e⋯.jpg (335.32 KB,1147x1261,1147:1261,I've dealt with flyboys li….jpg)

 No.4546 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

IT'S SO DENSE

EVERY SINGLE PAGE HAS SO MANY THINGS GOING ON

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 No.25642

>>4598

Everyone should view it as a spelling error.

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 No.25643

File: 29ae58985521f70⋯.gif (1.92 MB,240x135,16:9,What in the goddamn.gif)

>>7061

This book cannot be taken seriously. I don't know if this is a proper Star Wars novel or a parody.

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 No.25647

>>25614

Have you never watched a classical soliloquy? Though if it happens overmuch, it can get a bit silly.

>>25643

It's "for kids," which to a wretch like him means "lowest common denominator." CS Lewis is banging his head on a wall somewhere.

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 No.25648

>>25647

>It's "for kids," which to a wretch like him means "lowest common denominator." CS Lewis is banging his head on a wall somewhere.

I hate how much modern content creators use that excuse. Its like kids don't deserve good things, especially ones that actually sparks some creativity or even brain activity.

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 No.25660

>>13993

>that image

Hi reddit.

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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.25131 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

This short film. It's just as awful as everything Disney has done. It's a bunch of explosions with no story, it doesn't sound like Star Wars, and if there weren't X-Wings and Tie Fighters it wouldn't look like Star Wars either.

What's the message of this short? Why are there pink haired girls with piercings in the Empire? Who watches Star Wars and is inspired to create mindless violence?

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 No.25478

>>25477

>>25476

>>25474

>>25473

>>25472

>>25470

Wow. What a sperg.

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 No.25479

>>25136

KoTOR music is a nice touch, sounds much better than the original trash.

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 No.25480

File: 3f8ae93816982d9⋯.png (1.14 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Alderaan deserved nothing ….png)

>>25226

>merely pretending

The Death Star was too merciful of an end for Alderaan

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 No.25482

File: e6566ee39fb08d8⋯.png (70.06 KB,300x250,6:5,worst trap.png)

Why hasn't Bordo deleted this shitty thread yet?

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 No.25483

File: 222c97ba748877b⋯.jpg (619 KB,3468x1800,289:150,Felix.Argyle.full.2033515.jpg)

>>25482

I suppose because it got somewhat salvaged with some decent discussion. Only partially however.

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File: 65f921af25902d1⋯.png (137.12 KB,500x336,125:84,hutt_hospitality.png)

 No.24970 [Open thread]

I've been thinking about ways to spice up things on the board with the possibility of holding some kind of event on a weekly or monthly basis depending on its appeal. I've mostly just come up with two.

First idea is basically just holding a Hunger Games thread but with a Star Wars theme and outcomes. For example "Triclops gets his arms ripped off by a rogue wookiee assassin".

Second idea is hosting Podracing events. There are several ways this could work.

1: Another fucking hunger games thread but with podracing outcomes.

2: A thread where we all watch a video of a replay I've recorded of either the PS1 or PS2 podracing games. We all take bets/guesses on which NPC is gonna win before the video is posted. Winner gets to gloat or something.

3: Same as 2 except you all vote on which character I play as then watch me fail miserably or take home the gold.

I'm leaning towards the second idea (and its number 2 variant) at the moment, but I'll gladly take some suggestions. Personally I think 2 and the first idea would work way better if I could offer some sort of prize to the winner/one who picks the winning racer, but there's not really much I can do in terms of options or customization for an anon, and the fact that we're all anons means I can't plaster your name, make your name gold or some shit on the board somewhere. Although I guess I could make a custom flag for the winner based on whatever he chooses.

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 No.25357

SW lewds with bcoins

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 No.25372

>>25083

is there a version of this without the terminator hand?

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 No.25400

>>25372

To be fair, Krennel did have a Terminator hand.

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 No.25413

File: 99682f4af107813⋯.gif (1.79 MB,480x270,16:9,B1D70D91-8F55-43A4-BD70-62….gif)

I’d much rather actually take part in playing a game then watch the BO play one. Moviebattles seems like a good one I’ll just have to finally get around to installing it. BFII conversion mod online would be a fun one too.

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 No.25471

File: 1342a696e4bed02⋯.gif (942.57 KB,449x252,449:252,Darth Calculus(1).gif)

>>25413

We have a server up Monday nights at 9pm GMT time runs for the night. Password will be posted before server starts in this thread and in a new thread.

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File: 0ec88cbcf115c88⋯.jpeg (93.79 KB,758x1000,379:500,0ec88cbcf115c889002c2ef45….jpeg)

 No.25164 [Open thread]

Assuming the fun parts were compatible, would you anons fuck any of the aliens in Star Wars?

I'd fuck a twi'lek

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 No.25453

>>25448

>pussy

You know shit, piss and eggs all come out the same hole?

>>25451

In most cases doesn’t the female lay the eggs and then the male jizzes on them? I don’t think many species that lay eggs have physical sex.

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 No.25454

File: 91b46c63b79d74c⋯.png (367.82 KB,465x437,465:437,40377101-E1E2-45BB-8AF5-81….png)

>>25453

>You know shit, piss and eggs all come out the same hole?

Actually this is probably getting better for you all the time, isn’t it?

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 No.25455

>>25448

>hates /monster/

>has some weird degenerate kink

Checks out.

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 No.25457

File: fe977912573c458⋯.gif (1009.82 KB,500x316,125:79,tonguing.gif)

>>25454

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 No.25460

>>25458

Games like that are just delays standing in the way of the main event, why would you prefer them?

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File: 659dae97cdf2a75⋯.mp4 (8.61 MB,1280x720,16:9,Star Warsy.mp4)

 No.25349 [Open thread]

I would like to buy some SW book but i'm not into SW yet so im not sure what to buy. Could you recommend something? Not too long

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 No.25358

File: 1904ea1af75c735⋯.jpg (519.03 KB,1250x2050,25:41,Hard_Contact_Cover.jpg)

File: 5fb38bccfa49ecf⋯.jpg (45.41 KB,312x475,312:475,23832297.jpg)

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>>25355

It's a reboot of the character that happens in a different continuity entirely. If you want to avoid anything Disney-related, just avoid the new Thrawn stuff and stick with the original. Stick with books that have the word "LEGENDS" on the cover or books that were released before April 25th 2014. All these books happen in the same timeline/continuity called the expanded universe and that also includes the Lucas saga 1-6. This board is essentially an "expanded universe" board so you'll mostly get EU recommendations.

I also recommend the Republic Commando series since that's what got me hooked.

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 No.25359

>>25349

> Not too long

So you want a short book or a short story that's so short it doesn't full qualify as a book?

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 No.25361

File: a2d7ef9df8339a3⋯.jpg (407.18 KB,549x800,549:800,RebelForceTarget.jpg)

>>25349

If you want something short, try the Rebel Force books. Admittedly they are aimed at younger readers, but you do get to see Luke podracing on Muunilinst.

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 No.25427

>>25355

First one was okay. The second one brought back the Vong under a different name and replaced their organic weaponry with generic metal weapons and tech which are "super strong". They're also described as looking less scary now to avoid frightening kids. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Grysk

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 No.25430

>>25355

Those books are still by Zahn, so they're competently written unlike the majority of the nucanon books.

I would still recommend reading the original Thrawn trilogy first.

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File: 3d25d37ce3cfa3d⋯.jpg (24.48 KB,275x556,275:556,Star Wars - TDL Nanny Droi….jpg)

File: e7ebde475697b18⋯.png (380.55 KB,525x660,35:44,Star Wars - Salon Droid.png)

File: 387660743acccda⋯.jpg (626.39 KB,1580x816,395:204,Star Wars - BD-3000 Luxury….jpg)

 No.14693 [Open thread]

Okay, continuing the digression from the Clone Wars aesthetic thread, what's your droid waifu? How would you make one? How would you treat one? Et cetera.

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 No.25278

>>14698

Those soft paddle hands could give an interesting HJ

>>25277

>>25277

Somehow linked wrong image

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 No.25345

>>25256

Sounds like the kind of woman who'd end up gargling your cum while simultaneously having the hardest orgasm of her life from the taste and willingly calling herself your personal cumdump sow at the end of a Black Lilith game. And now I want a doujin with fem-C3P0 and this exact plot

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 No.25356

BLM droid.

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 No.25382

File: 9e3f15f82ae62f7⋯.jpg (18 KB,190x181,190:181,YVHcolour.jpg)

>all those people lusting for droids

What a bunch of kriffiing degenerates you are…

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 No.25390

>>25345

I'm thinking more of a gentle bully and then rough fucking and finally cuddling

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File: 59023d6e427259e⋯.png (115.32 KB,220x342,110:171,41514541648748151454141.png)

 No.11335 [Open thread]

You were afraid….

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 No.25289

File: f91f70843e93ce2⋯.png (94.57 KB,284x301,284:301,6ec8209ac9225fc9bc7ccbf0c5….png)

>>25284

2deep

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 No.25300

>>11351

>>11352

>>11364

>>11374

>>11394

>>11402

>>11683

>>11688

>>11701

>>11707

>>11712

are these all EU quotes, or just (really good) writefaggotry?

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 No.25322

>>25300

Merely writefaggotry, Zann dubsman, though you flatter us. I would need some inspiration to make more.

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 No.25324

>>25300

Just really dedicated LARPing, friend. I was trekkieflag

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 No.25338

>>11335

Maybe. But at least I have two hands.

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File: c8104951c1fcab4⋯.jpg (27.14 KB,640x360,16:9,Kanan's_final_moments.jpg)

 No.10982 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Press S to spit on his grave.

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 No.24964

>>24948

That's pretty much what he means anyway. Also the Transformers fanbase hasn't exactly been in a good state since they made that "female faction" which is just Transformers for Steven Universe fans

.

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 No.25014

>>24964

dare I ask for elaboration?

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 No.25020

>>25014

Look up the Transformers wiki and the Crystal Gems. A few years ago the site got a bunch of Tumblr fags for admins. The worst comes from IDW comics which continues to introduce all sorts of weird shit like tranny Transformers who are obsessed with gender issues and would truly constitutes as love and sex in a Transformer Society. In the new Comics there is a new faction now made up of entirely "female" Transformers (and by that I mean manly-looking Autobots who just call themselves female with some more feminine ones in their ranks) who are colored pink and green. Theyre some kind of spirit vagina worshipping fire cult that have the ability to fuse into larger and more girlier or sometimes androgynous pink Transformers while they chant some sort of creed. All Transformer Wiki articles surrounding them are filled to the brim with obnoxious Steven Universe references that have begun to spread onto other articles unrelated to them. The admins also removed all the more sexist or perverted jokes from the wiki along with all jokes concerning kiss players to the point where they even threatened others who tried to undo such edits. Did I mention there are a bunch of trannies on there now? But even in the end one could just ignore the Transformers wiki but the new Comics are all trash while the movies are mind-numbing. I haven't seen the Bumblebee one but I have little reason to doubt it'll be just as bad as the last ones.

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 No.25308

>>11328

for what it's worth they let the rights on power rangers lapse

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 No.25311

File: f9401f33fa6e057⋯.gif (289.06 KB,485x481,485:481,hate.gif)

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File: 02715582c4da303⋯.webm (102.64 KB,480x360,4:3,I'm_never_happy.webm)

>>25020

…it's real

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File: 05030da00e132b2⋯.jpg (89.86 KB,602x668,301:334,selonian disgust.jpg)

 No.25253 [Open thread]

Are Selonians the twitter and feminist extremists of the SW universe?

>matriarchal society

>only females are allowed to have jobs and succeed in life and are proud of their infertility

>only the queen is allowed to give birth for the glory of the society

>men are treated as sperm cattle and abused regularly

>infertile males are killed without mercy

>no sense of family

>are furfags

The Hapans are perfectly normal by comparison.

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 No.25293

File: 617593da21d2d0a⋯.jpg (30.85 KB,419x278,419:278,Disney planned this.jpg)

>>25288

>that pic

Thanks for the new Kennedy slander. Have on of my pics in exchange. I hardly ever get to use it.

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 No.25294

>>25253

>infertile

Can the non-fertile ones still get aroused?

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 No.25295

File: a52c996696fad88⋯.jpg (59.02 KB,575x467,575:467,Naked_mole_rat.jpg)

>>25291

It's not as if similar things haven't happened in the real world, albeit without sapience. No need to have weird experimentation going on, it could just be the product of natural evolution. Though having a story about the Celestials interfering with the natural development of a species could be interesting, even if it is a bit more in the territory of harder sci-fi like Halo or even Ringworld and 2001.

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 No.25297

>>25290

Ant colonies have a lot of squabbles. If you watch the youtube channel ants canada, it's like one of those schoolgirl animes where everybody is always fighting. You can watch two ants pull food in different directions and shit.

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 No.25298

File: 8cbf5d2ed4154ea⋯.jpg (85.51 KB,350x331,350:331,angry and in love.jpg)

>>25295

Well the whole thing about Celestials being responsible for the Corellia system was confirmed in old lore. The purpose of why they did it is unknown I think, but all the planets in there were moved there unnaturally and the species on those planets were not born there. They were relatively "recent" additions (ie less than a million years if I think). So the Selonians could have easily been insects that were genetically altered by either the Celestials or those assholes the Arkanians who messed around with a lot of species, turning even some Xextos into Quermians just to prove how fucking better they were than the primitives with no grander plan in mind unlike the Kwa or the Celestials. Hell even Rakata had better reasons for doing things than those Arkanian assholes.

I think the reasoning for the Celestials was to see if species from different worlds and sectors could co-exist, which they did. But if the Selonians were maybe Killiks, one can only wonder why they would change them, but thinking more on it now, I can easily see those smug Arkanians being behind that part. Fuck Arkanians honestly.

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File: 4fb334036c07001⋯.jpg (210.07 KB,1810x1168,905:584,Smug Yolo.jpg)

 No.24436 [Open thread]

Parsecs works as a measurement of time. Here's why:

Anyone who knows what a parsec is (3.26 light years) knew Han wasn't bullshitting, and was telling Luke and Obi-wan, that he navigated the falcon through the Deep Core and thus a shit-ton of Black Holes in the shortest distance anyone was recorded to have done it, without dying, in effect telling you that he could navigate Hyperspace better than anyone in the Galaxy. 12 parsecs is 3.26 light years. Han is a fucking speed demon and not a bullshitter or some "short distance" expert like the shitty Solo film would have you believe. Eat it Disneyfags and suck it naysayers who claim Han was bullshitting.

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 No.24971

It wasn't the Deep Core, it was the Maw.

Also, the original intent was that he was bullshitting, Obi-wan's reaction reflects this. I don't mind the later explanation the EU went with but it's part of the greater trend in post-OT material sanitizing Han, just like Greedo shooting first, the A.C. Crispin books having Han as a generally idealistic guy until he gets screwed over on Ylesia, and Solo's plot dealing with fuel instead of drugs.

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 No.25111

>>24915

He specifically states during the AHN cantina scene that the Falcon can outrun ISDs

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 No.25195

>>24971

I don't know about any drug plots or anything like that, but let's not forget that he did a bunch of selfless shit during the original trilogy. Notably when he showed up to help with the death star, putting him and his ship in grave danger. I'm not saying this in order to justify any other gay shit, I'm just reminding you he's supposed to be somewhat reluctantly good.

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 No.25227

>>24445

I like it being a bullshit boast better, tbh.

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 No.25230

File: 43cc625af06c2bc⋯.jpg (153.26 KB,480x546,80:91,consider techpriest.jpg)

>>25195

>I'm just reminding you he's supposed to be somewhat reluctantly good.

That's true, but the whole point of that sequence wasn't that he was started the film "reluctantly good," he was pulled towards there by the events of ANH, and didn't actually find that selflessness within him until the climax of the film.

>>25227

I'm ambivalent, I can see the appeal both ways. While smug bullshitting is definitely in keeping with Han's character, the fact that some turbo-autists not only came up with a plausible justification for "less than 12 parsecs," but actually got it to be deemed C-Canon, is a testament to the EU community.

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File: 4c981907fc87875⋯.jpg (28.03 KB,309x368,309:368,Clonetrooper35.jpg)

 No.3074 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

How do you feel about it troopers?

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 No.25132

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>25125

>a sense of war

enjoy this, anon

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 No.25151

>>25132

This is but a taste of the chaos you could have on that map, but it was a delicious sample. I must figure out how to get it working in my own copy. Thanks.

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 No.25157

>>25114

>the plot of the campaign is stupid beyond words and whoever wrote it should be fired. It makes no sense, feels rushed and is disappointing.

The story was written by a former gamejourno.

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 No.25158

>>25157

It was written by the Spec Ops: The Line guy, wasn't it? That brought it's own disappointment to the table, finding a star like him crashed to dust.

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 No.25169

File: 9babc99049bbfaf⋯.png (300.11 KB,425x480,85:96,9babc99049bbfaff3fda27fa8d….png)

>>25116

>"The Death Star is destroyed and the Emperor is dead. What do we do?"

<"Let's gather the remainder of our fleet and use it to protect our vital industrial worlds, from which we can rebuild and rearm ourselves."

>"Ha ha no that's retarded, let's just use like fifty of those mining platforms from JJ's Star Trek reboot to blow up our most faithful and devoted planet that is also home to our premier officer training school"

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 No.23679 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

This is what Disney Wars has to offer in terms of EU.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tam_Posla

>Tam Posla was an interstellar lawman and later a bounty hunter. Formally representing the Milvayne Authority, he became Milvaynes most celebrated cop. At some point, he investigated a rash of crimes committed by Doctor Cornelius Evazan and Ponda Baba. Though taken off the case by his superior officer, Posla voyaged well beyond his jurisdiction and, determined to bring the criminals to justice, became a bounty hunter.

Pozla appeared in both Rogue One and Solo. In the comics he was revealed to be a homosexual. He was then killed by evil C-3PO.

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 No.25046

>>25044

I think he means this:

https://www.thoughtco.com/how-did-anakin-get-his-scar-2958028

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 No.25058

>>25046

This is an example of the Stoklasa level bitchery George had to endure. It's obviously a flippant comment and not a canonical statement, but this is somehow a sin.

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 No.25059

>>25058

Also, Lucas never declared Luke didn't marry as some word of God canonical statement; he said thay to him he didn't consider anything after Vader's redemption to be important. In his reckoning, everything stopped after Return of the Jedi. "Vader was never resurrected, Palpatine was never cloned, Luke never married."

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 No.25063

>>25046

It's called a joke.

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 No.25071

>>25046

About as serious as Icky Insane.

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 No.24734 [Open thread]

Jew Jew was going to include a new version of the Empire duel in The Farce Awakens. This is how obnoxious Disney is, all they can do is steal from George while shitting on him.

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 No.24963

File: 978555e7090b7b0⋯.jpg (217.38 KB,573x584,573:584,Happy Ssi Ruu.jpg)

>>24961

And the strong make great batteries.

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 No.24966

File: 05dbb22b34af48a⋯.jpg (23.21 KB,450x338,225:169,oh you.jpg)

>>24963

Oh you space raptors. Always with your insatiable siphoning of essential life energies.

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 No.24967

File: 245f582a082e5d0⋯.jpg (165.46 KB,539x471,539:471,Mega Sonic.jpg)

>>24966

>Always with your insatiable siphoning of essential life energies.

Try saying that three times fast.

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 No.24983

>>24961

Get out of here stalk…Bane.

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 No.25038

Not sure why they wanted Logan Paul to play a young Luke. I guess to be in line with new Disney's version of Luke as a suicidal asshole in 8.

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File: 28b6dbd9868e7c5⋯.jpg (51.64 KB,794x772,397:386,jango.jpg)

 No.23617 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

I see it literally everywhere on the internet, and even occasionally on this very board. You even will have EU fans who claim that the Prequels weren't good, they just spawned a lot of good stuff. This narrative seems incredibly forced.

What are all the complaints people have about them?

>hurrr, the acting is bad

It isn't, though, it's intentionally Shakespearean and given an operatic tone to make the movies timeless.

>DUDE CGI LMAO

The Prequels have countless sets and models in them, it's a testament to how good the CGI is that no one realizes that.

>I don't like Anakin!

Really weird complaint, Anakin is a tragic hero and is case study in what can turn a good man bad. From his horrible mentors in the Jedi after Qui Gon died, to his manipulative new father figure in Palpatine, it all makes sense. You simply disliking Anakin doesn't make him a bad character.

>le jar jar

Nothing Jar Jar does is anywhere near as cringe worthy as the endless pop culture references and quips in modern day films.

So what are the other complaints? Really, because everytime I go back and rewatch the Prequels, I like them more.

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 No.24984

>>24935

>the Republic and the Empire are not very far removed from each other would mean the looks of both should coincide

I don't see it. The Empire's brutalist design aesthetic was probably a conscious choice by the Emperor, similar to what actual fascist and communist regimes would do. Rebels and outlaws use whatever outdated broken junk they can get their hands on.We don't really see the state of planets like Naboo or Coruscant, unless you count their appearence in the Special Editions, where they actually haven't changed a whole lot. You also forget that the PT could look very grimy, when it made sense. The slums of Tatooine look pretty consistant from the PT to the OT. Nothing changes out there.

I would also argue again that it's a fantasy series, and you can bend reality a little, if it helps to set a mood or hammer in a point.

Republic - Grand, sentimental, old and incompetent

Empire - Powerful, unfeeling, efficient

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 No.24985

>>24984

The looks do coincide. There is a clear evolution from Republican aesthetics to Imperial ones.

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 No.24986

>>24985

Also that. Things get harsher and more utilitarian during the clone wars. You go from shiny chrome ornamental ships, to things that look one step away from X-Wings and Star Destroyers.

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 No.24999

>>24986

Aren't the clone vessels called Venator class Star Destroyers? Not much wiggle room there when the only difference between an Imperial Victory and a Republic Venator is the bridge structure.

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 No.25007

File: 7367b571cc5674e⋯.jpg (363.4 KB,1920x1440,4:3,victoryclassSD.jpg)

File: 844f5274e2b7105⋯.jpg (515.52 KB,1920x1080,16:9,venator_battlecruiser_by_s….jpg)

>>24999

Victory class is sexier and used by Republic in the EU.

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