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 No.29674 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

are they kino?

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 No.33523

>>33518

No underwear in space.

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 No.33525

>>33518

>implying free balling and free boobing are bad

lmaoing at ur chains of undergarments. The nipslips will set me free.

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 No.33527

File: 49135639fdae408⋯.png (295.34 KB,440x560,11:14,083bef3d0a9a09ed65983e54ac….png)

>>33518

>bras

>in space

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 No.33528

>>33522

>if you lean towards the theory that he is actually Darth Plagueis

No, he was meant to be Sidious and Palpatine was the apprentice that ''killed' him.

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 No.33530

>>33520

I think it did on the PSP version.

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File: ee46ad7d6f0a829⋯.png (94.09 KB,480x546,80:91,Skakoan expert.png)

 No.32983 [Open Thread]

So /SW/ I'm thinking about starting a YouTube channel purely based on star wars legends lore and Vs matches, I have written scripts for 20 videos and recorded audio for 7 videos already. I'm not here to shill or to promote, I am here to ask for your guys opinion if I should start. Does YouTube need another SW channel? Does it need another boring bastard who speaks over images or videos of star wars? (Mainly the style I am going for).

I have taken inspiration from channels such as Jensaarai1, SW Reading Club, GreyJedi91 and on my previous channel I uploaded gameplay of Moviebattles 2 similar to Sylvar in editing, and while I enjoyed making those videos it's not where my passion lies. I really enjoyed writing and recording these lore videos and I would like to make more.

My first video will be on the topic of Jedi Battle armour and it's history and usage thoughout the Jedi Order.

If anyone has any video topic ideas just say and I'd love to make a video!

>TL:DR Shall I make a SW Legends Lore YouTube channel yay or nay?

<Inb4 fuck off shill.

<Inb4 new age youngling, I'm not.

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 No.33473

>>33469

Thank you for your advice

>References

You know I was thinking about including them now I'm kicking myself

>Introduction

That's a really good idea, I'll be sure to record one for my videos I'll try and keep it consistent too

>Volume and confidence

I'll definitely increase the volume and the confidence will definitely grow over time, thinking of recording each paragraph separately as to be able to take breathers between them

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 No.33478

>>32983

It's better than the soywars loving YT'ers these days, I hope you delve into the lore and make it watchable and interesting, OP.

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 No.33490

>>33473

>References

You don't need to be fully detailed, just which book/comic/movie. It also allows the listener to gain an understanding if it's old EU, OT, prequels or whatever - it provides a frame.

>Introduction

Doesn't have to be lengthy or anything. As I mentioned just a really simple and short one would be nice. It was a tiny bit jarring jumping straight into the content itself.

>thinking of recording each paragraph separately

Probably a really great idea, especially as you start out. I don't know if you write whole scripts out in advance, or just have dot points to follow, but some type of notes as you talk may help as well.

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 No.33491

File: b6772bb45b64317⋯.png (147.14 KB,320x320,1:1,red_ssiruuvi_questions_his….png)

>>33466

I think you got some stuff mixed up, for one- the light saber crystals are only known as Kyber crystals in the Disney continuity. While there is a similarly named object in Expanded Universe continuity, it's known as the Kaiburr crystal rather than kyber- that and there's only one such crystal, albeit with multiple fragments. Really, just avoid cross-contamination of sources if you can.

Other than that and the voiceover, it's a decent effort so far.

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 No.33496

>>33491

Sorry about that me being retarded there

>>33478

I hope so too and there will be no soy wars

>>33490

Also of my references are books such as jedi Vs sith and all the essential guides, and yeah I script them out beforehand

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File: b645d6822e97a07⋯.png (2.41 KB,210x124,105:62,Lightsaber Autism.png)

 No.33045 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

Since the last thread did welland because i want to post my autism, lets talk about lightsabers and such.

My autism is a saber meant for Jar'kai, in dual wielding the hands are a weak point, so logically a weapon made for dual wielding should remove this weakness.

The only notable other extra pieces i actually gave it was levers for the extra blades, since it might make sense to not burn extra battery in a lot of cases; and an energy line that goes down the side of the blade since it seems more reasonable than having the energy just go both ways through the sabers main piece.

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 No.33440

>>33432

Cortosis as written by Zahn, Stackpole, and a couple others overloaded certain circuits within a lightsaber and disabled them for about 30 seconds. Cortosis as depicted in KOTOR, the Bane trilogy, and other Old Republic-era sources show it to be more like phrik or beskar–only energy-resistant, such that it will block lightsabers but not deactivate them. There's no in-universe explanation for the inconsistencies, although you can try and reason away that different purities of cortosis have different effects.

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 No.33441

File: 1c1bcc8e5d989fc⋯.png (17.48 KB,297x309,99:103,sword chucks.png)

>>33439

With this, wielding multiple saber chucks would be possible.

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 No.33442

>>33439

Wouldn't using a lightsaber saw make more sense if you're not using your arms?

Without them being near your arms you may as well just have blades everywhere.

Though i guess they would get caught on other sabers so probably not.

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 No.33443

>>33442

>saw

I think what i was thinking of moreso matched the description of a wheel actually.

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 No.33446

>>33432

>Take a slash at some dumbo Sith with a wtrident

>He counter-thrusts and twists, catching the balde between two of his

>Stuggling against one another

>He twists and releases the deathgrip between the blades

>Stumble forward, slicing into the emmiters

>Saber vanishes

>Get impaled like a Mon Calamari

It certainly would add a bit of extra threat to the head section.

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File: 569df77cfdf58f9⋯.png (235 KB,1101x547,1101:547,8chammania autism edition.png)

 No.32879 [Open Thread]

What is it?

This week we're having a site wide event and we want YOU to nominate a fighter, so please pick who you think represents the board the most, and then come join us at https://cytu.be/r/8chanmania on Sunday May 12th at 2pm EST to watch your fighters win!

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 No.33427

>>33420

Oh shit

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 No.33429

File: 728973de016280b⋯.png (791.35 KB,1293x808,1293:808,rage jack 2.png)

>>33420

KATARN!!!

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 No.33430

File: 07361742f16a0b2⋯.jpg (130.54 KB,460x800,23:40,Kyle Katarn at Ruusan's ga….jpg)

>>33429

Samurai.

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 No.33434

File: 85ed7453a28eebd⋯.png (154.38 KB,400x369,400:369,B1-tan.png)

Our boy Kyle's fighting /genesis/. We gotta send him our energy!

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 No.33435

File: 5564d7d144cdf01⋯.jpg (84.57 KB,600x597,200:199,jaxxon sober.jpg)

>>33434

>tfw we weren't strong enough

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File: 75c93014d10fd3e⋯.png (532.41 KB,615x746,615:746,Vader BTFOing thot.PNG)

 No.32664 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

>dumb whore runs up to Vader squirting her juices on his nice cape

>Vader getting sick of that shit real quick

>puts the vapid creature out of her misery

<twitter thots cry over dead fictional thot

<Vader is now the face of Star Wars incels world wide

I have no words to describe the emotions I'm feeling right now. Humor? Joy? Anger? Indifference? Some sort of cocktail of schadenfreude and disgust is my best bet.

<she protected her account in the middle of archiving

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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 No.33203

>Vader having human medics

Marvel missing the point as usual

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 No.33360

>>32664

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, /sw/, it's not SJWs who are getting upset over this shit, they'd be upset if some uppity negress dyke talked shit to Vader about being better qualified and then got dismembered into a dozen pieces. It's the Twilight-segment fangirls getting upset over being made fun of, and while they are kind of nuts, are not our true enemy. Plus, they have been targets of feminists and soyboys for years. Nobody wins from this shitty comic except SJWs.

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 No.33363

>>33360

Sad but true. Then again, the Twilight fans are somewhat enemy-ish since they love everything Disney because of reylo and have even been harassing Mark on Twitter.

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 No.33364

>>33200

>lashing out against the truth

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 No.33365

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 No.33104 [Open Thread]

>>33012

With an introduction by Peter Mayhew himself

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 No.33317

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 No.33318

>>33317

Aye, that’s the one! Got that comic from the Hyperspace club amongst other things back in the day. Gave it away along with everything else SW I had to my youngest brother some years back.

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 No.33325

>>33322

Still a better ending for them than what Disney gave them…

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File: 21e43b31b149473⋯.jpg (125.66 KB,1200x675,16:9,RIP.jpg)

File: 0010c42dd303213⋯.png (332.19 KB,411x411,1:1,Bruh.png)

 No.33012 [Open Thread]

Pour one out for the furball boys, he's gone.

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 No.33234

>>33220

I wouldn't be surprised if another star conveniently dies of "natural causes" aka a shit ton of drugs in their system like Fisher did right before IX's release. If that happens, there's no chance of IX failing as hard as Solo because people will watch that garbage in their "honor", as if IX is doing anything honorable with the old cast.

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 No.33243

>>33021

what's amazing is mark hamill tweeted this and got blasted for it. like, fuck's sake, when your lead man who has worked with the franchise pretty consistently is telling people how badly they fucked up, it just might mean something.

>>33220

for every film released so far one major name has passed

TFA - R2

RO - Ackbar

TLJ - Leia

Solo - Chewie

>>33222 (force checked)

this, the man had lots of physical problems due to being so damn tall.

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 No.33244

>>33234

>Fisher did right before IX's release

fisher died right after rogue one released

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 No.33304

>>33243

>Ackbar

Bullshit, I remember the actor complaining about Ackbar's death in TLJ.

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 No.33306

>>33304

The actor who played him in Ep VI (and the first Disney nuWars film) as well as two video games (Battlefront: Elite Squadron, X-Wing) was Erik Bauersfeld: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Bauersfeld

Tom Kane played him in TLJ and many video games, and is the one who spoke out about Ackbar’s death in TLJ.

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File: a675d31ceeb1c55⋯.png (368.23 KB,573x609,191:203,ClipboardImage.png)

 No.32573 [Open Thread]

I feel these political themes are rather too explicit.

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 No.32636

so trump is dooku?

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 No.32805

>this entire fucking thread

All of you should be shot.

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 No.32829

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 No.33291

File: 0b151a1ce8b0872⋯.jpeg (257.79 KB,800x800,1:1,BD0CB133-CB41-4C5C-A49B-F….jpeg)

>>32574

>First Order=Alt-Right

>Resistance=Antifa

Unironically fits

The first order are edgy empire larpers meanwhile the resistance are pink haired lesbians

But its Disney shif so fuck it

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 No.33292

>>32636

Yea but then he got elected and started shilling for the banking clan

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File: 49e2e8d41085ed2⋯.jpg (30.64 KB,798x420,19:10,The-Rise-Of-Skywalker-Titl….jpg)

 No.33030 [Open Thread]

>The rumor is that Matt Smith isn’t Palpatine reborn or rejuvenated but a dark side acolyte.

>However, during The Rise of Skywalker, Smith’s character is willfully possessed by the spirit of Emperor Palpatine.

>During the final act of the film Rey and Kylo team up to fight the Palpatine possessed Matt Smith.

>The two-on-one duel is pretty intense for the duo.

>Eventually Kylo Ren kills Palpatine’s host body

>Palpatine’s spirit then jumps into Kylo Ren’s body.

>Kylo Ren is strong enough to not lose total control of his mental faculties.

>Kylo Ren struggles to take control of his body but subdues himself and his weapon while beckoning Rey to kill him.

>Kylo does the right thing and becomes Ben Solo again as he sacrifices himself to kill Palpatine.

>Rey having never toyed with the dark side like Kylo Ren and the acolyte did means Palpatine has body evil enough to inhabit.

These rumors were given by MSW and mods on Starwarsleaks reddit have confirmed that some of recently posted leaks are true.

What do you think of these highly suggested rumors? Will possession Palps bring balance to the fandom or is this just another bad Disney idea.

Spoiler doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10lJjIGMEIMORyD8CBXICmT6FVS3VAq1YHoovQiTSdxo/edit

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 No.33266

At least hopefully this means they won't desecrate Dark Empire

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 No.33267

File: 0235b2952af4457⋯.png (803.92 KB,2048x2048,1:1,0235b2952af44573be60e92706….png)

>>33266

They will. Once this nuWars trilogy is over and done with they will work they way through the EU, taking bits and pieces and inject it with their (((agenda))) fit for the new generation of normalfags.

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 No.33268

>>33253

Yeah, at least Dark Empire doesn't break the chosen one thing on purpose, predating it. Even then you can swing it a few ways

1: Bringing balance isn't just about removing dark, but removing the biases of the only Jedi. Luke's new order was better for ditching many of the old traditions and his temporary fall was needed for him to become qualified to teach (Luke officially becoming a master after falling, learning and returning in DE is explict canon)

2: Mara Jade doesn't think it was really him and it could have just been some other sith lord's wraith hijacking clone bodies

3: The brief reunification of the Emperor is needed for it to end and take most of the remaining dark jedi (Inquisitors, prophets ect.) with it.

4: It ultimately would have failed on its own with the high, decreasing, rate of degeneration among his clones, even without Luke smashing them or Jax sabotaging them

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 No.33278

File: 07c2e3aa5b98280⋯.png (1.92 MB,1600x900,16:9,hmmmm.png)

>>33030

>the antagonist of the trilogy sacrifices himself to defeat the emperor

How unique and original. JewJew really deserves all the praise (((Hollywood))) heaps on him.

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 No.33280

File: b2fdb5486b9ed4c⋯.png (473.54 KB,2048x2048,1:1,HONK HONK.png)

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File: 06c320539053992⋯.jpg (42.78 KB,590x333,590:333,Darth-Vader-was-not-killed….jpg)

 No.32455 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

According to Screenrant it is Luke`s fault that Palpatine returns in Episode 9 (and there is a logic hole in Return of the Jedi)

https://screenrant.com/star-wars-9-original-ending-emperor-force-ghost/

Can somebody explain their thought process? According to the EU, most Sith Lords don't return as force ghosts or if they return they have far less power

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Force_ghost

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 No.33125

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>Of course, once you stop and consider the events that have just transpired… it's shocking to think that Luke Skywalker could actually be this dumb. But for thirty-five years Star Wars fans have been just as willing to ignore the MASSIVE red flags as Luke. But finally, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker looks to address the ignorance, obliviousness, and reckless stupidity of Luke and, if we're being honest, the audience, too.

Fuggn hell, m8. Someone get this garbage outta here.

>>32908

Lasers only work if you can aim them.

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 No.33187

>>32455

>According to the EU, most Sith Lords don't return as force ghosts or if they return they have far less power

I've always thought that was kind of lame. It just seemed like a way to keep the Obi Wan ghost around without having Palpatine come back in the same way, but I'm not sure how to fix that because you certainly couldn't say that he was less powerful in the Force than Obi Wan.

I think that with the current theme being letting the past die, Luke will probably end up destroying the Force, or at least all of the force ghosts. Or rather Rey will.

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 No.33209

>>33187

actually, if you think about it, most cases of sith ghosts weren't like force ghosts, but rather their spirits escaping death and lingering around the galaxy. only in cases of say exar kun or the valley of the dark lords in kotor and jedi academy did you have actual sith spirits return from the grave, and even then it's a case-by-case thing. so really it's not wrong, it's just a prude statement because anytime it gets brought up faggots like filoni get snippy about it.

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 No.33211

>>33187

if I'm not mistaken, Sith can 'transfer essence' into a clone or an artifact to cheat death. the Jedi, on the other hand, accept death and eventually become one with the Force. before they completely ascend, they retain their individuality within the Force for awhile, which allows them to return as a force ghost. at least, this is my understanding of the matter.

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 No.33249

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>>32455

There are Sith spirits but Sith spirits cannot live on their own like the Jedi ones can and thus require a vehicle, usually someone seeking them out in order for the Sith spirit to materialize.

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 No.28681 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

A thread for posting everything we can find about the movies that never were. Does anyone have anymore details on how they would have been about the force on a microscopic level? I don't understand what George meant by that. Something about the Whills?

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 No.33096

>>32961

>Midichlorians are a cretin addition from the prequels

>which is completely at odds with the strictly hereditary aspects from the first film, so the argument is moot.

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 No.33161

>>33096

>doesn't know what 'moot' means, uses it anyway

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 No.33168

>>33061

>Any journalist using a variant of "and that's a good thing" or "and why that's a problem" should be instantly killed.

Its clickbait garbage at its worst, right after "top 10 best/worst things" articles pretending to be news.

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 No.33199

>>32961

>is completely at odds with Star Wars themes

How? Star Wars always presumed that only certain people got to be force-sensitive and that this was a hereditary thing, it was always going to have some kind of biological component unless we have some kind of soul-genetics.

Also Lucas better have intended for the final movie of his sequel trilogy to have been titled Triumph of the Whills

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 No.33240

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>>33199

i think he's saying it's at odds because of pic related, which it isn't.

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 No.33042 [Open Thread]

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 No.33136

>>33088

The breasts article.

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 No.33138

>>33116

I'm pretty sure he's giving us text so we don't have to watch the video.

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 No.33140

>>33092

>>33093

This kind of youtube video format always felt like a bloated template to me. The actual meaningful statements could be condensed into a fucking tweet if the creator would just cut out the apologism and attempts at being overly polite.

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 No.33141

>>33140

>The actual meaningful statements could be condensed into a fucking tweet if the creator would just cut out the apologism and attempts at being overly polite.

That's honestly what I find most annoying about old fans who try to pander to the Disney crowd.

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 No.33171

>>33092

>but in my mind that's okay people are allowed to love things just as entertainment that includes Star Wars

I disagree. people aren't allowed to like things unless they're officially approved for consumption.

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 No.32322 [Open Thread]

Fucking Ahsoka overload. I swear, every third frame of this shit has Filoni's orange waifu front and center. Fuck, they even got her to fight Maul…for some reason. Not actually something interesting, like Anakin fighting Maul, you know, since Maul killed Qui-Gon, who was Anakin's first mentor of sorts. Also, doesn't Ahsoka coming back basically nullify Anakin's whole arc where he falls deeper into darkness because he has lost yet another person that he care about because of the Jedi Order?

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 No.32386

>>32366

l care about her plot of fertile land

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 No.32651

>>32366

Me too, Fillony Wars was good for a bit of R34 starting points and some decent action scenes. But since she's now a "feminist icon"(AKA a female with some recognition beyond Leia in the mainstream) Lucasfilm is trying to shovel her into everything possible cus the Force is Female. But hey, I'm all for more orange ass porn to work on as the nu-wars shit has yet to produce any good R34.

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 No.32653

>>32322

I honestly think the first 2 seasons were way worse with the ahsoka overtime

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 No.33118

What ever happened to headcanons? What ever happened to side-stories? A Jedi droid is dumb and shouldn't be considered canon. You don't have to hate something just because it's retcons some stuff, which, by the way, Lucas himself did at times, like with lightsaber colors.

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 No.33127

>>33118

>a la ze headcanonz xd

>>>/leddit/

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 No.29417 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

I couldn't find an appropriate thread to dump this, but at the same time there's already so much Mouse Wars crap cluttering up the board. And it all seems to contain the same kind of discussion anyways. Why not have a containment thread for general Mouse Wars stuff that isn't related to major releases and announcements

Let's start off strong:

https://cosmicbook.news/star-wars-marvel-sales-drop-disney

https://archive.fo/Bd3Cg

Star Wars and Marvel Comics Sales Drop Confirms Disney

>Sales for Star Wars and Marvel Comics-related products are down for Disney's fiscal year ending September 29, 2018 compared to the previous year and even more so compared to two years ago.

>Revenue for the division is down 4% from 2018 to 2017, and down almost 16% from 2018 to 2016. Profits for the two year period are also down nearly 17%. Disney's Consumer Products division is also the only division at Disney to have lost revenue in 2018.

>Worth a mention is that Disney's 2018 fiscal year saw more Star Wars releases than 2017, but the numbers dropped, which we can assume is a huge cause for concern for Disney and is at least part of the reason for the recent changes to the Star Wars film division that sees the movies slowed down.

>Disney also includes numbers comparing 2017 to 2016 in the report, which also saw a drop

>As noted, the report also mentions numerous times drops for Star Wars are to be blamed on the stronger performance of Star Wars: The Farce Awakens in previous years, which proves subsequent Star Wars releases did not hold up.

Disney Course Correction

>I suppose this is just my opinion but as a resultPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.32570

>>32433

They know they've fucked up the source material so badly they have nothing left to go on. Why are they using kotor? I know it's in the past and far removed, but isn't it part of the EU yidsney declared non-canon?

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 No.32577

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>>32296

Apparently there's Force Unleashed content in the show in the form of this incinerator stormtrooper. I've never played the game so I assume it's accurate.

>>32448

PR, and George is probably friends with Jon Favreau. That's why he agreed to visit the Solo set with Ron Howard iirc.

>>32466

He's been saying that for years tbh. He does it to troll the weak-minded.

>>32570

Lucasfilm want to make their own sanitised Kotor adaptation so they can trick old fans to come back while retconning the universe's past to be more progressive ala STD. They also want to lean on a story that has already been written because they know their new writers and original ideas aren't working out.

It might also be one last push to make TOR successful by recanonizing that game. EA and Lucasfilm would love to make more money from it.

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 No.32820

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Lucasfilm has apparently entered a partnership with Coca Cola for CC ads in SW.

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 No.33075

>>32820

Does it cost seven dollars for that small bottle?

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 No.33078

>>32820

I know its in aurebesh but…

>Cock Colk

Can't wait to see normalfags react to that.

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 No.30932 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

https://twitter.com/adaniels3po/status/1095463052349186049?s=21

>REBOOT… PA…is your only ho…

<Translation: "Reboot past is your only hope"?

I guess its official now. A reboot is happening with Episode IX. With Leia's retcon (and the EU purge years ago), I figured it was only a matter of time. I never expected it'd be this soon though. So what can we expect? I don't know what to expect and it is freaking me out.

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 No.32968

>>32966

>You honestly believe people IRL know about them

If Damon Lindelof & Simon Pegg know about them, and have praised them, chances are a lot of other normalfags do to.

>I'm from the 70s, you miserable tranny generation.

Sounds like your lot failed as parents if the next generation is full of trannies tbh.

>It feels so good to crash your retarded safespace with some actual truth

If I didn't already suspect you to be a troll, this is a dead giveway.

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 No.32972

>>32966

You're trying too hard man. The prequels were hated by some and maybe even half the fanabse, but universal hatred wasn't a thing. Most normalfags didn't give a shit or even enjoyed it as a family film series, and those that were bitching most about it were the Hollywood media constantly making cracks about Jar Jar because he was a racist stereotype. It eventually became a meme of sorts in which there was more meme hate for Jar Jar than the movies themselves. The hate died down after AoTC and most every idiot and their mother loved the fuck out of ROTS. Then the hate died down for 10 years until RLM came along. Their video was trending to unbelievable scales on almost every social media outlet and every normalfag practically watched it, they just didn't bother to learn who those fucks were. You can even see a drastic drop in the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes via archive.net with ratings for the prequels hovering over 60 or 70% (a steady spot they had been in for years) only to drop to 50ish% a few weeks after the RLM video. The prequels aren't perfect, but if you're seriously going to buy into this hype simply because the media told you so, then I -

>>32966

>I'm from the 70s, you miserable tranny generation.

Well there's your problem you faggot. Said generation grew up believing everything the media told them, and if the media said everyone hated something then it must've been true. And because your gen raised your kids with a similar mindset while letting them sit in front of the boobtube 24/7 watching garbage, we're now stuck with an entire gen of idiots who worship media even more and still have their faces glued to screens (in this case fucking tablets and iphones) and desperately wanting to be a part of the lgbtbbq because its what the media is telling to do. So thanks for nothing really.

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 No.33008

>>32972

I think the Prequels have just gone through that phase where people's opinions lightened up on it, due to the new movies… I mean I'm sure a lot of people didn't think it could get much worse than AotC. But a whole trilogy becoming disjointed and falling apart before it's even done is on a whole other level.

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 No.33009

>>32966

>I'm from the 70s, you miserable tranny generation.

You're an even bigger fucking fag then. Go watch Barney Miller and smugly question white society. Cuntface.

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 No.33071

>>32966

>you miserable tranny generation

t. generation who made trannies become popular

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