/sw/ - Star Wars

>Vader having human medics

Marvel missing the point as usual

>>32664

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, /sw/, it's not SJWs who are getting upset over this shit, they'd be upset if some uppity negress dyke talked shit to Vader about being better qualified and then got dismembered into a dozen pieces. It's the Twilight-segment fangirls getting upset over being made fun of, and while they are kind of nuts, are not our true enemy. Plus, they have been targets of feminists and soyboys for years. Nobody wins from this shitty comic except SJWs.

>>33360

Sad but true. Then again, the Twilight fans are somewhat enemy-ish since they love everything Disney because of reylo and have even been harassing Mark on Twitter.

>>33200

>lashing out against the truth

>>33314

You mean the one from Star Wars Tales issue 19?

https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Tales/Issue-19?id=46441#44

>>33317

Aye, that’s the one! Got that comic from the Hyperspace club amongst other things back in the day. Gave it away along with everything else SW I had to my youngest brother some years back.

>>33322

Still a better ending for them than what Disney gave them…

>>33220

I wouldn't be surprised if another star conveniently dies of "natural causes" aka a shit ton of drugs in their system like Fisher did right before IX's release. If that happens, there's no chance of IX failing as hard as Solo because people will watch that garbage in their "honor", as if IX is doing anything honorable with the old cast.

>>33021

what's amazing is mark hamill tweeted this and got blasted for it. like, fuck's sake, when your lead man who has worked with the franchise pretty consistently is telling people how badly they fucked up, it just might mean something.

>>33220

for every film released so far one major name has passed

TFA - R2

RO - Ackbar

TLJ - Leia

Solo - Chewie

>>33222 (force checked)

this, the man had lots of physical problems due to being so damn tall.

>>33234

>Fisher did right before IX's release

fisher died right after rogue one released

>>33243

>Ackbar

Bullshit, I remember the actor complaining about Ackbar's death in TLJ.

>>33304

The actor who played him in Ep VI (and the first Disney nuWars film) as well as two video games (Battlefront: Elite Squadron, X-Wing) was Erik Bauersfeld: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Bauersfeld

Tom Kane played him in TLJ and many video games, and is the one who spoke out about Ackbar’s death in TLJ.

so trump is dooku?

>this entire fucking thread

All of you should be shot.

>>32805

no u

>>32636

Yea but then he got elected and started shilling for the banking clan

At least hopefully this means they won't desecrate Dark Empire

>>33253

Yeah, at least Dark Empire doesn't break the chosen one thing on purpose, predating it. Even then you can swing it a few ways

1: Bringing balance isn't just about removing dark, but removing the biases of the only Jedi. Luke's new order was better for ditching many of the old traditions and his temporary fall was needed for him to become qualified to teach (Luke officially becoming a master after falling, learning and returning in DE is explict canon)

2: Mara Jade doesn't think it was really him and it could have just been some other sith lord's wraith hijacking clone bodies

3: The brief reunification of the Emperor is needed for it to end and take most of the remaining dark jedi (Inquisitors, prophets ect.) with it.

4: It ultimately would have failed on its own with the high, decreasing, rate of degeneration among his clones, even without Luke smashing them or Jax sabotaging them

>>32455

>According to the EU, most Sith Lords don't return as force ghosts or if they return they have far less power

I've always thought that was kind of lame. It just seemed like a way to keep the Obi Wan ghost around without having Palpatine come back in the same way, but I'm not sure how to fix that because you certainly couldn't say that he was less powerful in the Force than Obi Wan.

I think that with the current theme being letting the past die, Luke will probably end up destroying the Force, or at least all of the force ghosts. Or rather Rey will.

>>33187

actually, if you think about it, most cases of sith ghosts weren't like force ghosts, but rather their spirits escaping death and lingering around the galaxy. only in cases of say exar kun or the valley of the dark lords in kotor and jedi academy did you have actual sith spirits return from the grave, and even then it's a case-by-case thing. so really it's not wrong, it's just a prude statement because anytime it gets brought up faggots like filoni get snippy about it.

>>33187

if I'm not mistaken, Sith can 'transfer essence' into a clone or an artifact to cheat death. the Jedi, on the other hand, accept death and eventually become one with the Force. before they completely ascend, they retain their individuality within the Force for awhile, which allows them to return as a force ghost. at least, this is my understanding of the matter.

>>32455

There are Sith spirits but Sith spirits cannot live on their own like the Jedi ones can and thus require a vehicle, usually someone seeking them out in order for the Sith spirit to materialize.

>>32961

>Midichlorians are a cretin addition from the prequels

>which is completely at odds with the strictly hereditary aspects from the first film, so the argument is moot.

>>33096

>doesn't know what 'moot' means, uses it anyway

>>33061

>Any journalist using a variant of "and that's a good thing" or "and why that's a problem" should be instantly killed.

Its clickbait garbage at its worst, right after "top 10 best/worst things" articles pretending to be news.

>>32961

>is completely at odds with Star Wars themes

How? Star Wars always presumed that only certain people got to be force-sensitive and that this was a hereditary thing, it was always going to have some kind of biological component unless we have some kind of soul-genetics.

Also Lucas better have intended for the final movie of his sequel trilogy to have been titled Triumph of the Whills

>>33088

The breasts article.

>>33116

I'm pretty sure he's giving us text so we don't have to watch the video.

>>33092

>>33093

This kind of youtube video format always felt like a bloated template to me. The actual meaningful statements could be condensed into a fucking tweet if the creator would just cut out the apologism and attempts at being overly polite.

>>33140

>The actual meaningful statements could be condensed into a fucking tweet if the creator would just cut out the apologism and attempts at being overly polite.

That's honestly what I find most annoying about old fans who try to pander to the Disney crowd.

>>33092

>but in my mind that's okay people are allowed to love things just as entertainment that includes Star Wars

I disagree. people aren't allowed to like things unless they're officially approved for consumption.

>>32366

l care about her plot of fertile land

>>32366

Me too, Fillony Wars was good for a bit of R34 starting points and some decent action scenes. But since she's now a "feminist icon"(AKA a female with some recognition beyond Leia in the mainstream) Lucasfilm is trying to shovel her into everything possible cus the Force is Female. But hey, I'm all for more orange ass porn to work on as the nu-wars shit has yet to produce any good R34.

>>32322

I honestly think the first 2 seasons were way worse with the ahsoka overtime

What ever happened to headcanons? What ever happened to side-stories? A Jedi droid is dumb and shouldn't be considered canon. You don't have to hate something just because it's retcons some stuff, which, by the way, Lucas himself did at times, like with lightsaber colors.

>>33118

>a la ze headcanonz xd

>>>/leddit/

>>32433

They know they've fucked up the source material so badly they have nothing left to go on. Why are they using kotor? I know it's in the past and far removed, but isn't it part of the EU yidsney declared non-canon?

>>32820

Does it cost seven dollars for that small bottle?

>>32820

I know its in aurebesh but…

>Cock Colk

Can't wait to see normalfags react to that.

>>32966

>You honestly believe people IRL know about them

If Damon Lindelof & Simon Pegg know about them, and have praised them, chances are a lot of other normalfags do to.

>I'm from the 70s, you miserable tranny generation.

Sounds like your lot failed as parents if the next generation is full of trannies tbh.

>It feels so good to crash your retarded safespace with some actual truth

If I didn't already suspect you to be a troll, this is a dead giveway.

>>32966

You're trying too hard man. The prequels were hated by some and maybe even half the fanabse, but universal hatred wasn't a thing. Most normalfags didn't give a shit or even enjoyed it as a family film series, and those that were bitching most about it were the Hollywood media constantly making cracks about Jar Jar because he was a racist stereotype. It eventually became a meme of sorts in which there was more meme hate for Jar Jar than the movies themselves. The hate died down after AoTC and most every idiot and their mother loved the fuck out of ROTS. Then the hate died down for 10 years until RLM came along. Their video was trending to unbelievable scales on almost every social media outlet and every normalfag practically watched it, they just didn't bother to learn who those fucks were. You can even see a drastic drop in the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes via archive.net with ratings for the prequels hovering over 60 or 70% (a steady spot they had been in for years) only to drop to 50ish% a few weeks after the RLM video. The prequels aren't perfect, but if you're seriously going to buy into this hype simply because the media told you so, then I -

>>32966

>I'm from the 70s, you miserable tranny generation.

Well there's your problem you faggot. Said generation grew up believing everything the media told them, and if the media said everyone hated something then it must've been true. And because your gen raised your kids with a similar mindset while letting them sit in front of the boobtube 24/7 watching garbage, we're now stuck with an entire gen of idiots who worship media even more and still have their faces glued to screens (in this case fucking tablets and iphones) and desperately wanting to be a part of the lgbtbbq because its what the media is telling to do. So thanks for nothing really.

>>32972

I think the Prequels have just gone through that phase where people's opinions lightened up on it, due to the new movies… I mean I'm sure a lot of people didn't think it could get much worse than AotC. But a whole trilogy becoming disjointed and falling apart before it's even done is on a whole other level.

>>32966

>I'm from the 70s, you miserable tranny generation.

You're an even bigger fucking fag then. Go watch Barney Miller and smugly question white society. Cuntface.

>>32966

>you miserable tranny generation

t. generation who made trannies become popular

>>32041

A jet of water squirting directly into your asshole, obviously.

>>32041

>How else are you supposed to do it then?

You sit on an ass sized sink, with flowing water and soap. Erry time you take a shit.

What about gun optics/attatchments? Like an Laser or a foregrip or something.

>>32837

Um yeah, those existed, and also in games where you can customize your weapons.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Weapon_attachments

>>23383

what is the background music

some sick remix of the imperial march

>>29099

her stuffed tits makes my pp hard

>>32791

Toonami made a lot of amazing remixes.

>>32799

This is pretty rad actually.

>>31952

Even when actively confronting a probably failure such as Anakin, the Jedi Order on the eve of the Republic was incredibly overconfident of its own successes. They were so enamored with the efficacy of their methods that they couldn't even conceive heh of a pupil deviating from their Code.

>>31947

>Seriously imagine saying that to somebody who comes to you for help.

They were supposed to be space Buddhists, originally, so the "advice" makes sense in that context: cultivating a sense of detachment to free oneself from suffering and achieve a sense of wholeness. Still terrible advice to someone who doesn't seem to be buying into the system, though.

>>31961

>They were supposed to be space Buddhists, originally, so the "advice" makes sense in that context: cultivating a sense of detachment to free oneself from suffering and achieve a sense of wholeness.

Even in that context, I wouldn't say so. Advice is supposed to tell you what to do, or how to approach a problem, not simply remind you what the end goal is. Clearly Anakin is having trouble cultivating detachment, so the proper advice to give is how to cultivate detachment.

>>31973

>dat pic

Reminds me that I have a great appreciation for Cerean culture.

>>32024

They will just write more Holdo-like self-inserts.

And Johnsoy with his feminist film agenda will applaud.

>>32007

"#the"

This is why Rian will win. Boomers not understanding social media

>>32007

Rian whether he knew it or not saved Star Wars by screwing it up so much in ep8. Without him, you'd have JuJu recreating the sequels to appease the normalfans and the normalfans would be happy but Rian spooked the herd and forced them to all think about the state of Star Wars. That's why Solo didn't do so well.

>>31929

Its weird that they originally announced his project as being independent from the one those Game of Thrones hacks were working on, yet now they're implying that they're all working together on the same KOTOR project.