No.14693
Okay, continuing the digression from the Clone Wars aesthetic thread, what's your droid waifu? How would you make one? How would you treat one? Et cetera.
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No.14694
>>14693
I honestly find Betty Droids unattractive and creepy. Maybes its because they try too hard to look human but instead end up looking like creepy living china dolls. Even the way their mouths are constantly open creeps me out and makes me think it only exists for communication and giving oral. The Nanny droid is the perfect waifu overall since being programmed with maternal features also means she has the capabilities to be a capable wife and nurturing and loving as well. Her AI would be nothing but unconditional love if no moderate memory wipes are carried out. And even then there's barely anything that could go wrong with a Nanny Droid.
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No.14695
>>14694
Or you could go for a human replica droid, and experience a failed relationship turn into a Terminator-esque hunt.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Human_replica_droid
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Human_replica_droid
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No.14696
>>14693
I'll just stick with Guri thanks.
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No.14697
>>14695
But meatdroids are soft and squishy. I like my girls tough, metallic and slick without fleshy bits unless there's a hole between the legs. That's gotta be soft.
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No.14698
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No.14702
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No.14703
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No.14706
>>14703
>posting the R2-D2 wannabe abomination that barely even looks like a proper junk droid
Please no. Also, are those supposed to be legs? It doesn't even have any feet. How the fuck does it stay balanced?
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No.14711
>>14706
>R2-D2 wannabe abomination
Oh, it gets so much better, anon
Looking to the Old Republic era, I have found a couple viable droid candidates:
1.) The Sith War droid- it probably wouldn't work out, but I'd want to try anyways. Also you can ride around on its lap.
2.)Czerka protocol droids, because they have the good sense to tell you to stop trying to romance a droid, as demonstrated on Dantooine. This makes them more respectable and anti-degenerate.
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No.14713
>>14711
Might I remind you that lady was a few marbles short of a set?
Though a Sith War Droid awkwardly trying to hug you while you sit in its lap is a funny image.
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No.14716
>>14711
Colicoids really make some badass droids. Although that's probably due to basing them on themselves.
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No.14731
>no one has posted best droidfu yet
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No.14741
>>14731
An excellent choice.
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No.14743
All these posts and nobody wants to fugg the loli droid…
>INB4 the obvious cancer jokes.
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No.14744
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No.14745
>>14743
Yo little Katie, wanna see the back of my transport?
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No.14754
>>14741
>all these plebs who would rather have a roastie-bot than a fucking war droid mount
Women truely were a mistake weren’t they?
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No.14755
>>14754
How are basilisks, personality-wise?
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No.14762
>>14755
>what’s the personality of a Mandalorian war droid
Do you even need to ask? They’re only semi-sentient so they’re basically like giant, flying, space capable, robot war dogs. But covered in blaster canons and other weapons.
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No.14786
>>14762
You mean war horses, surely. Umman Manda of the Galaxy, you dig?
>>14754
>roastie
>imblying droidfu is not solely for one master
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No.14890
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No.14891
>>14890
We were already fucking droids long before the Disney hacks decided it was something new.
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No.14895
>>14891
This. It was subtly implied here and there. Disney just decided subtlety was for neeeeerds.
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No.15051
>>14762
>>14786
Semi-Sentient implies emerging sentience, so just above animals but below humanoid sentients.
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No.15054
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>15051
This essentially. Imagine giving it a qt waifu personality. It'd be just like a tachikoma.
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No.15135
>>14895
>subtly implied
Guri and Xizor are flat out stated to be fucking.
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No.16622
>nobody's posted any WA-7 droids
These gals are cute.
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No.16624
>>16622
But where's the hole?
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No.16626
>>16624
She's got hands, doesn't she?
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No.16646
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No.25238
Would Imperial droidfus be stricter?
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No.25250
>>25238
No. They'd have no personality.
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No.25256
>>14693
Rule 63 C3PO is arguably the best. A priggish extremely effiminate woman eager for affection who wants someone to protect her but has a variety of uses.
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No.25278
>>14698
Those soft paddle hands could give an interesting HJ
>>25277
>>25277
Somehow linked wrong image
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No.25345
>>25256
Sounds like the kind of woman who'd end up gargling your cum while simultaneously having the hardest orgasm of her life from the taste and willingly calling herself your personal cumdump sow at the end of a Black Lilith game. And now I want a doujin with fem-C3P0 and this exact plot
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No.25356
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No.25382
>all those people lusting for droids
What a bunch of kriffiing degenerates you are…
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No.25390
>>25345
I'm thinking more of a gentle bully and then rough fucking and finally cuddling
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