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File: 3d25d37ce3cfa3d⋯.jpg (24.48 KB,275x556,275:556,Star Wars - TDL Nanny Droi….jpg)

File: e7ebde475697b18⋯.png (380.55 KB,525x660,35:44,Star Wars - Salon Droid.png)

File: 387660743acccda⋯.jpg (626.39 KB,1580x816,395:204,Star Wars - BD-3000 Luxury….jpg)

 No.14693

Okay, continuing the digression from the Clone Wars aesthetic thread, what's your droid waifu? How would you make one? How would you treat one? Et cetera.

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 No.14694

>>14693

I honestly find Betty Droids unattractive and creepy. Maybes its because they try too hard to look human but instead end up looking like creepy living china dolls. Even the way their mouths are constantly open creeps me out and makes me think it only exists for communication and giving oral. The Nanny droid is the perfect waifu overall since being programmed with maternal features also means she has the capabilities to be a capable wife and nurturing and loving as well. Her AI would be nothing but unconditional love if no moderate memory wipes are carried out. And even then there's barely anything that could go wrong with a Nanny Droid.

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 No.14695

File: 0d55b140888d4bf⋯.gif (1.85 MB,518x768,259:384,SW HRD.gif)

>>14694

Or you could go for a human replica droid, and experience a failed relationship turn into a Terminator-esque hunt.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Human_replica_droid

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Human_replica_droid

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 No.14696

File: e5a5351fc0cb833⋯.jpg (140.69 KB,548x573,548:573,GuriStatuesque-SOTETC.jpg)

>>14693

I'll just stick with Guri thanks.

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 No.14697

File: bce74128f60e33a⋯.png (129.98 KB,292x260,73:65,Guri Anatomy Aurebesh.png)

>>14695

But meatdroids are soft and squishy. I like my girls tough, metallic and slick without fleshy bits unless there's a hole between the legs. That's gotta be soft.

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 No.14698

File: 5d494531108cf39⋯.png (827.74 KB,891x1151,891:1151,Midwife-droid-SWCT.png)

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 No.14702

File: 72c7b0762e4825c⋯.png (123.7 KB,297x255,99:85,1450550136669.png)

>>14698

>no legs

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 No.14703

File: 8dc3cf13a0561b0⋯.png (606.54 KB,751x1184,751:1184,L3-37_Promo.png)

>>14702

I'm sorry, anon.

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 No.14706

>>14703

>posting the R2-D2 wannabe abomination that barely even looks like a proper junk droid

Please no. Also, are those supposed to be legs? It doesn't even have any feet. How the fuck does it stay balanced?

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 No.14711

File: b6ed4f2f5faeada⋯.jpg (406.7 KB,1138x472,569:236,Nu-JarJar.jpg)

File: 5e3b5b44a93fb83⋯.jpg (129.23 KB,500x475,20:19,sith_war_droid.jpg)

File: df31fd5d519c875⋯.jpg (53.16 KB,544x792,68:99,CzerkaDroid.jpg)

>>14706

>R2-D2 wannabe abomination

Oh, it gets so much better, anon

Looking to the Old Republic era, I have found a couple viable droid candidates:

1.) The Sith War droid- it probably wouldn't work out, but I'd want to try anyways. Also you can ride around on its lap.

2.)Czerka protocol droids, because they have the good sense to tell you to stop trying to romance a droid, as demonstrated on Dantooine. This makes them more respectable and anti-degenerate.

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 No.14713

>>14711

Might I remind you that lady was a few marbles short of a set?

Though a Sith War Droid awkwardly trying to hug you while you sit in its lap is a funny image.

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 No.14716

>>14711

Colicoids really make some badass droids. Although that's probably due to basing them on themselves.

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 No.14731

File: dd7cef7ec82c272⋯.jpeg (128.02 KB,396x594,2:3,AD1DA33B-B16E-4AE6-B25F-B….jpeg)

>no one has posted best droidfu yet

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 No.14741

File: 890bf3b0cc934af⋯.jpg (294.62 KB,1200x772,300:193,Mandalore the Ultimate.jpg)

>>14731

An excellent choice.

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 No.14743

File: 701aa2d0c899b00⋯.jpg (109.14 KB,843x675,281:225,2015-r2kt-celebration-anah….jpg)

All these posts and nobody wants to fugg the loli droid…

>INB4 the obvious cancer jokes.

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 No.14744

File: 0bd4e2a1bccb3f5⋯.jpg (326.35 KB,1024x781,1024:781,guri__star_wars____3c___fi….jpg)

>>14696

Top taste anon.

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 No.14745

File: 00e149459cafd0c⋯.png (448.73 KB,612x327,204:109,rape you i will.png)

>>14743

Yo little Katie, wanna see the back of my transport?

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 No.14754

File: 5060150f44639f4⋯.png (151.25 KB,335x415,67:83,F0B05A5A-8444-4DED-B335-A4….png)

>>14741

>all these plebs who would rather have a roastie-bot than a fucking war droid mount

Women truely were a mistake weren’t they?

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 No.14755

>>14754

How are basilisks, personality-wise?

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 No.14762

>>14755

>what’s the personality of a Mandalorian war droid

Do you even need to ask? They’re only semi-sentient so they’re basically like giant, flying, space capable, robot war dogs. But covered in blaster canons and other weapons.

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 No.14786

>>14762

You mean war horses, surely. Umman Manda of the Galaxy, you dig?

>>14754

>roastie

>imblying droidfu is not solely for one master

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 No.14890

File: 4f98164265b5cdd⋯.png (15.16 KB,361x226,361:226,PleasedFans,PleasuredDroid….png)

Relevant.

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 No.14891

File: 28adee3c4d9b239⋯.png (557.26 KB,591x442,591:442,cy-clones.png)

>>14890

We were already fucking droids long before the Disney hacks decided it was something new.

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 No.14895

>>14891

This. It was subtly implied here and there. Disney just decided subtlety was for neeeeerds.

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 No.15051

File: 8d0f17f2df894c5⋯.jpg (295.44 KB,1035x1469,1035:1469,Basilisk Assault.jpg)

>>14762

>>14786

Semi-Sentient implies emerging sentience, so just above animals but below humanoid sentients.

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 No.15054

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>>15051

This essentially. Imagine giving it a qt waifu personality. It'd be just like a tachikoma.

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 No.15135

>>14895

>subtly implied

Guri and Xizor are flat out stated to be fucking.

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 No.16622

File: 413b403e762197a⋯.png (609.67 KB,694x798,347:399,FLO.png)

File: db5818aa148fd07⋯.png (518.68 KB,612x859,612:859,Marwigo.png)

>nobody's posted any WA-7 droids

These gals are cute.

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 No.16624

>>16622

But where's the hole?

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 No.16626

>>16624

She's got hands, doesn't she?

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 No.16646

>>16622

*These gays

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 No.25238

Would Imperial droidfus be stricter?

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 No.25250

>>25238

No. They'd have no personality.

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 No.25256

>>14693

Rule 63 C3PO is arguably the best. A priggish extremely effiminate woman eager for affection who wants someone to protect her but has a variety of uses.

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 No.25278

>>14698

Those soft paddle hands could give an interesting HJ

>>25277

>>25277

Somehow linked wrong image

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 No.25345

>>25256

Sounds like the kind of woman who'd end up gargling your cum while simultaneously having the hardest orgasm of her life from the taste and willingly calling herself your personal cumdump sow at the end of a Black Lilith game. And now I want a doujin with fem-C3P0 and this exact plot

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 No.25356

BLM droid.

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 No.25382

File: 9e3f15f82ae62f7⋯.jpg (18 KB,190x181,190:181,YVHcolour.jpg)

>all those people lusting for droids

What a bunch of kriffiing degenerates you are…

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 No.25390

>>25345

I'm thinking more of a gentle bully and then rough fucking and finally cuddling

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