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Team Fortress 2 Board Update Released

Team Fortress 2 Board Update Released

Febuary 18, 2020 - TF2 Board Team

An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you visit the Team Fortress 2 Board. The major changes include:

>Removed the previous board owner

>Added new board owner

>Removed all B4nny posts by the previous owner

>Removed word banlist

>Removed thread creation limit

>Added some tournament medals

>Updated the localization files

Yup, new board owner, I'm an active player of the game so i'm here to make this board great again.

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Welcome to the TF2 Board! Here you can discuss anything about TF2! It's Casual and Competitive Scenes, Loadouts, Ethics of killing Friendlies, or being disgruntled about bots, Game Clips, Community, SFMs, Smexuals, or just anything you can think of.

Thanks, and Have Fun.

Community Spotlight

Want to host a free server quickly for yourself or other anons? Use https://serveme.tf/

Like TF2? Wish there was Deathmatch? Check out Open Fortress Beta!


Want TF2 with no random crits or spread and with new cosmetics? Check out Creators.TF! (Not Recommended)


Warning: You will be banned for any offensive or nsfw content in Text Chat, Voice Chat, Sprays, Item Names, Profile Names, Profile Pictures, or Decal items (Photo Badge, Flair, Conscientious Objector, ect), so change them before going onto the server

I'd also appreciate if you were to post some banners and flags in this thread, as they are needed.

Banner Rules: 300x100, JPG/PNG/GIF, under 500KB

Flag Rules: 11-20 x 11-16 pixels, PNG, under 48KB

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That is all.

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I'm done with Team Fortress 2 and have come to enjoy Counter-Strike: Global Offensive better. I want to sell every item in my inventory (NOTHING ON PAGE 20 IS FOR SALE) for CS:GO item offers. I want knives, Stattracks, and more! I DON'T want Crates, Souvenir, or Stickers. I don't count Stickers already applied to items to the value of the item.

TF2 Backpack: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198051130353

Send Offers: http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=90864625&token=IwnsJGBc

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TV antenna can be a bit of a challenge, especially if you're not familiar with the process. Look for antennas that come with clear installation instructions or consider hiring a professional installer.


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dead as hell

what shoes she got on? In her casket?

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>[VALVE]Twilight sparkle recently got sued by valve after receiving many warnings from them.


fuck boys it's finally happened, the first of many. Valve actually does care about us, we can finally begin to heal after so much time. Not to mention all the attention that tf2 has already been getting because of the map wutville and all the smissmas changes that have been made.

>[Valve]TwilightSparkle's fw he appears in court and needs to defend his case while being a public enemy and massive faggot brony

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The internet is dying lol

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/tf2/ is Dying and it hurts me

This board is dead and I hate that I can't just bro-down with other players anymore.

What the fuck man, tf2 Is just internet boards but with guns and hats… How did we fall so far from grace?

Pic unrelated

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Whats the optimal pyro and or medic loadout/gameplan, I'm relatively new to this game with about 10 hours on medic and 8 hours on pyro with around 50 hours in total and i was just wondering what some of y'alls opinions were for the best strategies for pyro and medic. I

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what happened here

why is this board dead? the game is the best its ever been player wise/ we have problems but its still kicken unlike this board.

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The third degree

Needs a rework

Maybe like an ammo on hit mechanic

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this might make seem a pussy but honestly im tired. with the advent of the new update, the only way i could play some casual pubs is at community servers.

so i taunted a guy and he was one of the donors in one of the few servers i get good ping in. suddenly 4 to 5 people started targeting me and spamming lennys and calling me noob and shit. that's okay because it really is just a game. but the problem is that the same people started following me around since my profile isn't private.

So my question is that how do i come out of this situation i'm in. do i mann up or stop playing for a while ?

TL;DR people harassing me server to server because i taunted their frnd.

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>TF2 will never be ported to Source 2

>Mapping with Hammer is absolute hell

>There are no alternative editors

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pass time is a valid game mode

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Let's have this thread again. It was bumped off and lost to the ether due to recent events that should remain unspoken of.

Weapons that you just can't play without. Maybe it's elitism, but if you're not using the disciplinary action, then what the fuck are you doing?
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it's over

time for a bitch trip, if anyone is still even here to hear it.

everything in tf2 has changed and it's not okay.

this matchmaking update has completely ruined it. it used to be a fun casual thing where you could just hop into a random server and do whatever. i loved selecting a random gamemode at 4 in the morning and just going.

it was fun and comfy.

now everything, even the 'casual' mode is all rigid and structured, with every single game being a set-up 12v12. and everything is tracked and monitored, with an xp level bar and everything. the whole thing feels so pressurized and complex, it feels more like R6Seige or some shit than the comfy old valve fuckaround fest it used to be.

this is not okay, this needs to stop.

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/tf2/ , more pictures like asked for .

edit: what is this tism

/tf2/ , Skillet for the Spy to get no cloak but be able to melee with the strength of their Watch Metal Charge along with Skillet Shattering to perhaps free their Watch for use !

GOOD LUCK /tf2/ !!

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Last time you had fun in TF2

>Play Powerhouse

>Fresh server

>Game starts

>Teams are balanced, game is intense all the way through

>Finally win

>Map is out of time

>Played an entire map cycle in one match

I didn't even notice

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I have 3 steam accounts with premium tf2. I won't use them so I'm giving them away.

I post details, then you ask for the code in the email to access it, then you change the email and go from there.

user: 453th

pw: daffytheduck

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Ah, ctf_sawmill, where there is always two engies in the intel room

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Le Shill Post

Hey /tf2/,

Posting here because I used to enjoy this board when it wasn't totally dead. I'm guessing that people still posting here even though it's dead means you're not overly fond of Mark's reich, or you'd just make a TF2 thread on /v/.

I also dislike Mark and I especially despise the current /b/ mod, so I made an unlisted general board not to act as a /b/ killer or a board split but just to give people an option to go somewhere not infested by attentionwhoring faggot mods.

There are some rules, like no furries and pedos, but also there are rules made for the mods so they can't go around fagging up everything.

Anyways, I have a games circular, come post in that or make a tf2 thread. The idea is to get anons who are sick of the faggot /b/ mods together with holdouts from dead/dying boards so we all get some more traffic and conversation but don't have to put up with faggot mods.

Anyways, to find board read this pic carefully. Going to be posting pretty much this same message on some other boards like /tes/.

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Which class has the most and least cancerous mains?

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S'up niggers, it's time for an autistic weapon idea thread.

>there will be no SPAS-12 shotgun for the Soldier

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UGC Highlander Season 19

Daily Reminder that UGC Season 19 starts on May 30th!

Current Drama:

>UGC killed gold because "not enough teams"

>plat is an unbalanced mess where all the gold teams that got moved up are going to fucking burn or just drop out

>the gap between silver and steel has never been more prominent with all the low gold teams that got moved down

>Kumori is now the head admin running all of UGC

Map list:









Has anyone bothered to sign up? How are pre-season scrims going? Reminder that UGC can only exist with player participation!

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Dead board

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>your shitty team needs a Medic badly

>you're a great Medic player

>you hesitate to go Medic because it would signify removing 99% of your team's current offensive power

>green text

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SFM / gmod thread

Knock yourself out

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Loadout thread.

I guess we should have a loadout general, just to contain the circle-jerking in one place.

Post, r8, h8.
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Matchmaking thread

Talk about matchmaking

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post pubs

… that is if any of you play the game. it looks like all you guys do is vs hale and dress up your guy.
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I'm pretty sure you all remember when this game wasn't free. I kind of sucked at the game then, but I'd trade all of my git gud for the feeling I got playing over five years ago, when the community was less than a circlejerk of autistic slenderman_idle servers. There used to be a lot more community run game servers, but now all I can find between valve sv_pure 1 servers are idle, trade, and slenderman bullshit servers with the occasional horsefucker server. Are there any cozy servers in the US to take shelter from all the cancer? Don't care how good or bad anyone is, just that they aren't brazilian monkeys or autists.

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The new update is shit

As usual.

>Phlog was buffed

>Loose Cannon has reduced projectile speed and damage

Among many other upsetting things.

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Cash-grab gone wrong [2016]

These Things don't even have Unsusuals in them. Why even bother?

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scout help

hi /tf2/

I'm having an issue with my scout, specifically with meatshots. There's been a lot of cases where I can get real close and dance around people for a long period of time, but it takes a lot of fucking rounds just to waste classes.

>how i feel right now

Even with those with relatively low health pools.

Also, what do against direct hit soldiers?

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How do i name my strange knife with soldier's killed /tf2/? I also have a desc tag.

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Because the old one was lost under the influx of Beethovens.
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Tell me,

How does one acquire an unusual?

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Does anyone know how to contact the board admin or who it is?

I want to know if someone's still watching the board given the new message.

If not, I'll claim it so there's someone there to clean any commercial spam it may get.

But I don't want to just take someone's board because they're not around for a little while.

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What should I add to this? Should I add autistic captions? Should I use different classes?

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5th Annual Saxxy Awards

Post good Saxxies.

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Invasion a shit thread

PSA: It's fucking nothing

>new campaign with no contracts or badge leveling

>buying the badge only gives fucking crates

>all the shit from the update only comes from the crates

>two weapon reskins, rest is hats

You'd think they learned from the duck badge.

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>There are people here who think demoman, sniper and spy take skill

wew lad

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>Someone gets a revenge kill on you
>They type "ahaha noob" then leave the server
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This year's Halloween Update is NO HALLOWEEN UPDATE, isn't that wonderful?

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>mfw I get 10 killstreaks
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>mfw Valve haven't repaired a TF2 exploit from last year


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what other cosmetic do I add to complete my trump loadout?

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Saw this in the ads while watching Arab porn

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TF2 8chan Community Server

is this board really dead? i want to find a good community server made by 8channers to call home

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New Comic

It's not shit like the last one at least


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It's been one of those days…

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>be me

>decided to play a bit of ctf, havent played it in a long time

>go to valve server

>going nicely having fun

>some faggot friendlies are there, not a lot of them, kill them all


>shrug it off

>map changes to 2fort


>pretty much everybody in the enemy team is friendly

>go pyro kill them all

>omg tryhard fuck you eat shit lol kid to cry to mom

>Vote: Kick Robert Cop? (no reason)

>you have been voted off

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How would you buff the pyro, anons?
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I desire to improve my Pyro game. How do I get better at airblasting, and not just projectiles but enemies as well? What are some recommended Pyro load outs? Right now I'm using the degreaser, flaregun, and powerjack. Please teach me the secrets of Pyro /tf2/

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Is crafting on TF2 worth it?
What is the best and or most profitable craft you ever got on TF2
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ITT: Crutch Weapons
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>Be me

>Scout contract

>"Oh hey, this could be fun"

>Go on turbine server

>Join BLU

>BLU was already losing

>Go scout and run to enemy intel

>No defenses

>Pick up intel and run to our base

>Red sentries are literally everywhere in our base


>Get overkilled by sentries


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Lewd Fortress

Do you like hatmen porn? :3c

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TF2 videos

Post funny griefing gameplay clips, frag videos, videogame commentary etc here!

Also use the embed function for fucks sake.

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Occasionally I see the voice commands (e.g. MEDIC!, Thanks!, Spy!) of a player on the enemy team in text chat. I suspect it's from spies in the process of disguising. Can anyone confirm this?

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Best weapon for each class?

I'm debating on getting an Australium weapon or not, should I try and get something else or just go for gold?

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ITT: write tf2 fanfic 3 words at a time

Heavy and Medic

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>non strange


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Anyone like Sawmill as much as I do? does anyone wish there was a 24/7 server for it? Is there? I just love playing ctf_sawmill ; ;

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Is the soldier an autist

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Tell me /tf2/, why do horsefuckers infest this game so much? There's more ponyfag servers than I can count.

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good wapons?

hey. i'm a complete newfag who doesn't know jack shit about what weapons suck, and which ones don't. can you please help me /tf2/?
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>mfw the killstreak isn't strange

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shit players say

lostgamer115 : and dont rocket jump plz
lostgamer115 : no base jumper
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F is for F2Ps, wearing a gibus!

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>Join valve server with 2-6 people

>they kick me simply for being there

>I just wanted to support my team


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>still no good TF spin-off game exploring the Badlands in New Mexico

>still no urban/city maps in PvP TF2

>still no maps set in the Gravel Sea

>still no new comic

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Can somebody tell me the best loadout for making my heavy look like Hulk Hogan? Thank you.

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Medic mains report in. All medic discussion here. Also loadouts.
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How come in every SFM or just TF2 video in general on youtube people rp in the comments

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Tell me about Spy, /tf2/, why does he wear the mask?
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Guys we should start a 8ch UGC team anyone down?

>INb4 I get BTFO

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Spray Thread

Post your spray, /tf2/!
>pic related
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This guy slaps your girlfriends ass at the point.

What do you do?

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Prized Posession Thread

Prized possession thread!
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I made a group for 8chan MvM



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Is anyone else here just incapable of playing on pub servers without wanting to hang themselves? The sheer amount of bullshit that goes on in pubs is mindblowing. Random crits, bullshit weapons (reserve shooter pyros aaaaaargh), braindead gibusvision snipercunts… I just don't understand how people stand it.

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potential teammates

goddamn it I'm SICK AND TIRED of by myself in shitty pubs or playing with my friends who are shit at TF2

i guess if you guys wanna post your ids as well go ahead

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mfw when joining a server but the game crashes.

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>tfw there will never be a TF2 animated series

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Trade thread

Didn't see a trade thread so I guess I'll start one.
I'm selling a soldier set for 7.2 buds I have a c/o of 6.3 and 8 in unusuals.
I'm also selling a DBD rifleman for a b/o of 3 buds
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Replay thread
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>mfw when I looked back at my 1st unusual

Holy shit, I wish TF2's community was cancerous, but not this much:


Pic unrelated.

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Base: 300*2.25=675

Overheal: 675*1.5=1012.5

>heavies with 1000+ HP

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>To date, there have been only four patches to Team Fortress 2 on Xbox 360, compared to the 498 patches that have been released to Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux since 2007.

tfw you remember there's a console version of this game

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IRL Loadout thread

I want to buy myself a tank or a T-shirt for the summer, but I don't want anything obvious or spergy. Some of the stuff at Welovefine looks pretty good but it's all a bit overpriced.

What's the best place to buy TF2 merch? Should I buy any at all?

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Script thread

Post delicious scripts here

>inb4 >>using scripts

webm related

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>people still come to this board


anyway, How do I best complete this loadout?

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>engage melee fight with a spy

>back up to prevent facestab

>spy moves slightly to the left and attacks


Is anyone else pissed that it's literally impossible to melee spies without insane luck?

inb4 "use your primary"

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Why does sniper attract f2ps like this

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>"I play with viewmodels turned off"

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Post in this thread to see what class you are!
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Complete This Sentence

TF2 matchmaking will ____

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Issue 5




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UGC Highlander

Board's ded. Let's try to generate some discussion.

With Season 15 coming to a close on the 20th, Season 16 is just on the horizon.

What's your favourite plat team? Did things turn out how you expected? How do you think next season will be for them?

Did you play this season? What division? Are you gonna play next season?

Have any favourite Highlander players? How do you think next season will go for them?

Anything I missed? Discuss.
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TF2 would be better without this class.
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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sgwet

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> be me

> loved quake3, cpma, and tfc

> fuck yeah tf2 came out. looks sick, some of the chokepoints are a bit extreme but fuck it.

> updates come out; I can move my sentries and tweak my loadout.

> on the fence about the weapons, some are good, some are fun challenges, and some are useless trash.

> but hats

> never gave a shit about hats, trading or all that shit

> there's buttfuck hundreds of items now but w/e

> all the faggots trading and crafting when they should be just playing and having fun.

> realise my backpack is full

> smelt all my weapons to scrap, smelt all that scrap into refined.

> craft a hat.

> my first hat.

> https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Lonesome_Loafers


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TF2 has workshop map support now, like L4D2 and CS:GO!


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Rate My Work!


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Same game , same character, what's the difference

I dun' even know

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New crate contains strange Kritzkriegs, and motherfucking bisons
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If dubs update today

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>It's a 2fort 24/7 server
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>opens tf2
>sees that new taunts were added
>no heavy taunts
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(pic somewhat unrelated, also sorry 'bout wall o' text)

So, I'm just getting into TF2, and I'm a complete noob at things. I am P2P, as I did do research before picking up the game, but other then the base mechanics I'm totally lost.

I was wondering if any regulars had any server suggestions for me to get good? I don't wanna be a noob forever.

I've already looked on google, either they're newbie servers (how am I supposed to git gud if I'm constantly playing against my own skill level?) or just suggesting that noobs find the comp/higher skill level servers, but I don't know (once again) which ones are more friendly ones to go on.

Also yes, I have played against bots, but they aren't people? I have a feeling a bot strat is very different then playing against actual people.

Any help is much appreciated. From what I've seen you guys know the game very well, better then some of the suggestions I've seen. (I got a domination in a server that was friendly, but not orientated to what I was looking for. I had been playing in a server for the first time for about an hour at that point. No.)

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What's the best unusual effect?

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Engineer is the most cuck class

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That's how long it takes a bloodthirsty enemy demoman to detonate his stickies and demolish your team's sentry nest.

So, what's your plan of action? How will you protect your comrades when the Scottish cyclops strikes?

Remember: your engineer's problems are your team's problems.

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Which is better, Vaccinator or Quick-fix?
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>be me
>playing TF2
>have a sexy spray (nothing too particular)
>spray it somewhere
>some horny 12 year old finds it
>i move the spray somewhere else
>little kids begins raging about the fact that i moved his fapping material
>begins to search for the spray
>keep moving the spray
>kid keeps getting angrier
>uses mic the whole time
>votekick starts for banning him
>mfw he gets banned

That had to be one of my best moments i had in TF2.
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Phlog OP, Valve pls nerf

In the video, I misspelled it. Sorry. I'm currently working on making a pyro hat out of 75 phlogs.

This weapon is, as far as I'm aware, the most stupidly overpowered thing ever to disgrace the good name of pyros. Perhaps the very worst-balanced weapon Valve has ever implemented, direct upgrades included. For those of you who don't know or don't see what all the fuss is about, allow me to pontificate.

First off, we'll go over the disadvantages, almost none of which impact a bad player in any meaningful way:

- No airblast whatsoever. This is the big one. You can't put out teammates (selfish pyros don't anyways). You can't reflect projectiles (unskilled pyros can't anyways). You can't push enemies off cliffs on the few maps that feature them (dumb pyros don't anyways). You can't do that dumb, cheesy reserve shooter combo (the one good thing about this weapon). Compare the former most OP flamer, the backburner's penalty (3x airblast cost)

- 10% damage penalty. Compare the Degreaser's similar penalty (10% damage penalty + 25% afterburn damage penalty.)

- No random crits. We'll see more about crits in advantages.

- Doesn't flame someone close enough to bump into you (as much), so if a scout drops down directly on your head or you're enough of a noob to get outstrafed, you have to switch to melee. This means that in some ways the best way to kill a phlog user is to go Pyro. I mentioned in another thread that the biggest hallmark of being OP is when the best way to counter a class is to become that same class. Not in the same way, but the phlog does make pyros OP.

Let me briefly mention the advantages of the weapons compared above. The backburner gives you mini-crits on flame damage just for getting behind someone (which adds up to a lot of low-damage mini-crits in a few seconds), and is undeniably cheap but takes a small amount of skill. The Degreaser lets you switch weapons way faster, which can be manipulated for crit combos of varying cheapness but requires you to have some skill and timing and work with your enemy as they change ranges.

Phlog advantages:

- Needlessly arcane and unique backend math so it takes more effort to determine exactly how OP it is

- Less damage falloff due to distance compared to regular flamethrower

- Longer range than regular flamethrower

- Particles begin spaced away from actual weapon for no overlap with melee range and a much further max range. Max range of flamer, for Pyros, is pretty much everything and it's surprising enough that they would ever make a weapon that allows you to continuously flame from further away. The limited range is what makes the W+M1 complaints stupid. In this case it's totally justified.

- The Taunt. Filling your "Mmmmphhh" meter requires that you deal 225 damage (two spies/scouts essentially). I don't know if afterburn damage counts. Doesn't really matter either way because look how retardedly OP this is. Taunt to gain superpowers, like it's VSH or some shit. Just standard flamer taunt, like a second and a half at most.

— Instant full health recharge. Say you badly damaged a heavy (225 damage) and are near death yourself, and you both retreated. You taunt behind something and there, you're ready to go again. Full health. But that's (for some reason) not all!

— 75% damage resistance! If you have a medic overhealing you, you can survive a goddamn telefrag! It's almost an uber but with no medic, let alone a full charge! This DR lasts only for the duration of the taunt, and is essentially a way of saying "no, fuck you, that pyro dealt 225 damage and DESERVES both a guaranteed full heal and the fuckery to follow regardless of how much you attack. This taunt activation is just for style, we don't want them to actually have to be vulnerable for a second."

—- 10 second crit buff. Not mini-crit, full crits. Minus the second it takes to taunt, so, 9 seconds of crits with a phlog after the full heal.

No medic, no Kritzkrieg, no charging time. Just 225 damage. Do 50 more damage than you have health and you get a Rambo powerup with no chance of anyone interrupting you going Super Saiyan.

Every 225 damage an invisible medic flies down with a fully-charged medigun to practically uber and fully heal you while you taunt, then switches to a fully charged kritz and gives it to you. Remember, 9 seconds not including the taunt. That's actually longer than a regular 8-second Kritz uber.

Remember to keep your distance from phlog pyros to avoid feeding them, and always, ALWAYS butcher them until they leave the server.

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You get to remove and add official maps to TF2. Which maps do you choose?


Remove Frontier, Gold Rush, Hoodoo

Add Borneo, Swiftwater


Remove Sawmill, Viaduct, Badlands

Add Viaduct_pro, Arctic, Skyward


Remove Standin, Coldfront, Fastlane, Foundry

Add Warmfront, Sunshine, Glassworks


Remove Dustbowl, Egypt, Junction

Add Dustbowl_pro

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Any EU servers that ban minisentries? I enjoy playing KOTH but it's practically impossible to find a Valve KOTH server that doesn't have some worthless piece of shit ruining it with their minisentry spam. It drives me up the fucking wall.
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ahvin a wank lad?

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Alright /tf2/ lets have some discussion.

What is your main class? Why do you enjoy this class? What do you hate the most about playing this class?

Loadout pics are optional, but don't use this thread as an excuse to wave your aussie dick around.

>Main class.

The fat russian with the overpowered minigun.

>Why I enjoy it.

Nothing in more fun that using some parkour route or something to flank the enemy and minigun their asses to death. Heavy is essentially a loud scout that is a bigger threat.

On the other hand hiding in a corner as an enemy team rolls out onto the point only to jump on their dumb asses as they scramble for cover from my volley while my medic pumps out resistance ubers to their pitiful weapons is also fun.

>What you hate about your class.

Definitely Soldiers and Demomen. Sometimes snipers. They're the only classes that have the damage to take me out quickly, the mobility to either flee or pursue me quickly, and the health to be a hard target to take down. A demoman or soldier abusing a corner is pretty hard for me to stop, since I can't run up to him without taking a huge amount of damage, and I can't flee unless I have other team mates to run to that can help me with him. Snipers are a moderate threat but with 2k hours you learn just to stay out of common sniper lanes.
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A couple years back there was some dude that had some feely story written on described spy knives. Never got around to reading it.
Anyone got screencaps?
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i have never completed jump_beef
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Fill this out. /tf2/.
Which classes deserve which slots?
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Trade Server Bingo Card

Someone try this and tell me how you like it
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What are some public servers that are consistently good most of the time?
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>random crits
>op weapons
>chokepoint-y vanilla maps
>no community maps added in forever

why does valve hate fun so much?
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crossposting from TF2G in vg

Idk if I should be posting this here but it seems right

I'm a comp Heavy player, but I play all classes and have a pretty good skillset and understanding of the game, I'm on par with UGC gold heavies and the rest of the classes i play well, maybe UGC Iron/Steel level of play, and while I'm not the best player, I always am open to helping new players learn how to play, so if anyone wants to learn from a fairly skilled player just add id/T-Sexy on steam aye

I also make some workshop items for TF2 if you need help with that iunno

pic slightly related, steam pic
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I need a good description, any great ideas?
Fuck shit with "dubs". I'll just take the best one!
Pic related
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Valve once again dropped the ball on this update.

>loch 'n load is still incredibly op

>cancerous weapons like the dds and crit-a-cola are still not nerfed
>bug that makes everything invisible was reïntroduced
>hit detection still broken as fuck
>tons of bugs that have been known for years are still around
>mannpower mode is shit and will always be shit

So what does Valve do? They update mannpower and add fucking taunts.

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ITT: Weapons you hate playing against.
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>this + loch 'n load

Why does Valve have such a hardon for demomen, /tf2/?
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>tfw when banned from Outpost
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>Sniper rifle
>named "aimbot.exe"
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Team Fortress 1 thread.

Not sure if QWTF is allowed round these parts, but it IS the original!
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ITT: Most surprising answer you didn't know from Delfy's YouTube quiz

>Medic moves at 107% speed

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What's the best hat and why is it pic related?
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Has there been any fucking update on that Spy vs Engi thing that was leaked a few months ago? Nobody gave a shit back then and nobody gives a shit now.
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As it stands it seems that Pyro is pretty underpowered in that he can't really get up close and do burst damage apart from shotgun. The detonator adds more variety to the pyros playstyle but sacrificing the secondary weapon (main way of dealing reliable damage) rarely makes using the detonator a good choice.
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/r/tf2 refugee. How ded is this board?
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Design your server.

I can easily host a tf2 server. Would be located in Europe.

discuss the best plugins and maps ITT and i will try to make it a reality.
One of the only things i will not be able to do is host a replay-enabled server, since they're annoying as fuck to set up, so please don't request it.
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Ik it's a lower tier unusual but it's my first. Is it worth selling and then getting a new unusual?
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>mfw phlog'd by a gibusvision
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Anyone care enough to see if this server works properly?
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Yo /tf2/ I've been meaning to git gud with Soldier. Anyone got any tips?
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How about a TF2 gif thread. SFMs, gmods, etc.
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Hey guys who wants to ban a phisher today? Me!
Spam report.
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Come say hi :)
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8chan's tf 2 server pls?
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What is objectively the worst weapon in the game?
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So /v/ started a vanilla TF2 server.

If you want to join go into console and type "connect tf2.isnintendodeadyet.com"
Webm unrelated.
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Keys at 15 ref

When will this shit ever stop? I remember a time when they were at 5.33. Now, holy mother of mercy.

brb, selling my 4 keys.
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Unlocks should be balanced to be a sidegrade to stock
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Combat enginner

Hello people I am a medic main and am I the only one who has noticed that combat or gunslinger engi is the best pocket? Any other medic mains agree?

>pic related its my medic.
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Fixing the gunslinger

> Minis now cost 130 metal like a normal sentry
> Minis can only see 90 degrees in the direction they're placed facing

There. Thank me later for fixing everything when Valve does it. I already emailed them.
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>Top scoring
>dominating 4 players
>Kick anon for being idle?
>You have been kicked
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Name my Medigun? Both the name and description as long as they work well together.
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Thoughts on the new CTF?

What do you guys think about this gamemode? And did any of you recognise this is basically Threewave CTF on TF2 or you're too much of a newfag?
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UGC Starts in 3 Dayz !!!

Hey if you want to join comp tf2 with all the big boys Im hosting open tryouts for a Steel team. All players welcome.
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official 8chan server requesting

Do we have a official 8chan server for fags like us? If not then why the hell Is no body doin It?
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>votekick meme bind spamming faggot that keeps yelling at everyone
>his memesquad triggers one on you right after because it shows who started the vote
>you have been voted off
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>tfw my account was hijacked
>tfw I own valuable items
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>tfw accidentally killing a friendly
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Are you all excited for the Engi vs Spy update?
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Dubs decides what weapon I rename and redescribe and what I rename and redescribe it as.(I am a newfag correct me if I'm wrong in the way I'm going about this.)
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>tfw you want to get into competitive tf2 because it looks fun

>tfw some guy on a valve server offers you the spy slot for an iron team

>tfw he says it's "for funnzies" and is actually an eighth grader

>tfw you go with it just to get into a competitive form, even though I'm better than iron

>tfw find out about lobbies and start playing those

>tfw someone offers you a steel spot on their team and their all silvers who haven't played in a year

>tfw perfect team

>tfw I have to tell this kid who is actually really nice that I'm dropping his team because I found a better one

>tfw just now I got dropped from the steel team because I missed a scrim 3 days before Christmas

Seriously what the fuck.
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Does anyone where play TF2 these days just to MVP in valve servers and grief people as much as possible?

I think I have a problem.
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People buy keys from the community market for more than they cost in the MannCo market.
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Holy Reddit murder me now
pic related me in the low-tour MvM cycle

>suicidal heavy/medic

>retard soldier
>demo can't kill medics
>engy oblivious
>pyro can't airblast
>teach pyro where the pit is
>never does it
>play pyro myself
>demo refuses to go after the medics and kills my reset target
>so close! :D very hard!

What's the most retard-proof class build I can do without any meta votekicks coming my way?
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tf2 is dead

i quit if smissmas update is no good
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Fighting airblast

Is there a trick to be able to shoot pyros while airblasted? When I get tossed into the air, I jerk my crosshairs back onto them and fire, and I see bullets land on the pyro, but no damage is dealt. Is there a way to fix this, or a method to shoot the pyro while juggled?
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Why does everyone play this class completely wrong? I've always been a combat engie guy because I found regular sentries frustrating and too easy to destroy. I started experimenting last week to see if I could find some way to be effective with them and I've come to realize that almost every sentry spot you see people reusing in both pubs and comp are complete garbage.
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Wat do guys. I have been a competitive TF2 player from around 2011 to 2013, then I dropped playing completely, because of studies and other shit. I haven't logged into steam for a year. Recently, I wanted to get into it again since I have more free time on my hands. I downloaded Steam and found out I have lost all of my games(there wasn't that much of them anyway) but I downloaded TF2, to find out I have lost all of my items, plus all of stats regarding any activity on my account. Hacking is not a possibility, there isn't any trade history (there should be, too). The only item I have is the Mercenary medal, stating that I started playing in 2011.

I sent Steam Support a question a week ago and they haven't replied yet. What the hell am I supposed to do? Has Gabestein fucked me over? Has anyone encountered anything like this before?
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Hey faggots, I'm looking for a 9v9 team (I know signups are closed, more time to practice) I already have 3 members, Demo(Me) Heavy and scout if you want to join the team add me at:http://steamcommunity.com/id/HungryHungryHeavy
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Tf2 Festive Debate

Which festives will come this year?
Festive pyro axe? Festive bottle of scrumpy?

More useless items getting festives?
Debate here!
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As you know, MvM is full of retards. I don't mind playing with newbies who at least know the basics, want to improve and listen but only few do, most are braindead. Sometimes completing a single mission takes half a day, I'm tired of this shit.
Does anyone here belong to or know some (preferably yurop based) Mann Up Two Cities steam group or something? I'm not looking for friends or some pros who would carry me, just few or more guys that play two cities regularly and are not retarded.
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Shit board, shit game, shit get

/sp/ here to tell you nerds to man up and play a real game like FIFA
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So can anyone here upload the EOTL soundtrack to youtube. Its epic and I want to listen to it but I need to be able to burn it to a CD and Google play won't let me do that.
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EOTL is out
it's fucking nothing
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Okay I can't find source anywhere not even on wiki, I saw someone with a BEEP BOY as a hat on their face. I really want this item, anyone know the name?
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Most broken mechanics in this game:
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>Haven't played in a year
>New update, install it and check it out
>It's nothing
Oh well, might as well play some
>all my pro360noscope clipping hats aren't clipping
I feel so naked
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Anons, where do you think TF2 will be by this time next year?
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TF2 Huds and Mods

So, what do you guys usually run with? What Hud? And do you use any mods/file replacing?

Video relevant.
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feels bad man
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Sup, I have 6 name tags, and want to rename everything in this spy loadout besides the spycrab.

Got any names?

This board moves too slow to say "posts ending in xx renames", just give me good names for each thing.
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What is your opinion regarding bindspam? Sometimes when I join a game I'll muck around with bindspam when I get kills, it's bound to middle click and I'll usually say something like "rekt faggot" or even "F2P PLAYER IDENTIFIED". Then on the side button of my mouse I have "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME?!" for when they respond.

I've noticed that if you question whether or not people are good at TF2 they instantly want to prove you wrong and the matches get really heated.

I personally don't get irritated by bindspam because I sometimes do it and I recognize how fun people raging can be lol.
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>people who rarely play an actual class
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Why are people so shocked over the tide turner?
Charge turning has been around since 2010
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Now I think we all know how much skill is required to use this weapon although I thought of a way to make it even better.

+ Never Runs out of ammo
- Cant change weapons
- Cant stop firing
- Cant stop running forward

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Who are they, /tf2/?
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>mfw my posts vanished
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6v6 name ideas

Me and some other guys are starting a tf2 6v6 team and need some ideas for name preferably incorporating the word autism in some way.
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This is such a shitty fucking board.
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Scottish Resistance

Anyone else really love this weapon and wish it saw more use? I used to hate playing demo because airburst stickies felt so cheap, but I just couldn't help but do it until I bothered trying this weapon. I wonder how game breaking it would be if stock was removed and only this was left… It does all the originally intended roles of the SL, such as traps and building disposal.
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All demoman mains report in
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At least the board is still breathing
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Alright bros, Let's talk MVM.

I play a lot of Demo, and I've found that in both of the Two cities maps (and almost any other one) the loch n Load tears shit up so much better than stickies. Granted, I always set crit stickies, but I usually upgrade just the loch instead of the Sticky. What are some of your opinions on this?

Also, general "non-meta" stratagies.
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Any tempusfags browsing? Report in
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69 names this
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How many of you guys are from 4chan's /tf2g/? Do you think this board will ever be active enough to be a viable replacement for it? If the entire population migrated here it would be much better. We could have containment threads for the furries and everything.
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Any servers where snipers, spies, and pyros are blocked in the NZ/AU region?
Removing sniper means spy can be removed, and removing spy means pyro can be removed. All 3 are pretty annoying and nonsensical classes gameplay-wise, probably only added because they were obvious, cliched ideas (Although airblast was new).
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I fucking hate this thing.
I think it's easily the most scrubby weapon in the game and up there with the phlogistinator in terms of how much you should kill yourself if you use it.

Here are the many reasons why I hate it.

- Knockback. The knockback is irritating as fuck to jumping scouts, jumping demos, soldiers and it can pin people in corners, it can juggle you.. The knockback is like being airblasted by tiny dicks.

- Range: Holy shit the range on this thing is annoying as fuck how it can shoot in a 360 degree circle in a large sphere and it isn't immediately noticeable.

- Jitter: When this is shooting at you your screen jitters which can make it annoying to hit the damn thing. This makes the next issue all the more annoying.

- Tiny hitbox: This fucking thing has a tiny hitbox and can hit you from ages away which means that if you have a shitty aim it's pretty hard to hit. Can be frustrating trying to hit this thing with pills.

Spamability: Requires only 100 metal (easy as fuck to acquire), engineers can almost indefinitely spam these. Making it cost just ONE more metal would balance it much more fairly.

Cheapness: I don't like getting killed by aimbots. If I did you'd find me playing MVM or the numerous fucking single player FPS games out there and not against people. Getting killed by this incredibly easy to spam, easy to set up little aimbot is incredibly cheap.

- Forces you to play differently: Oftentimes you cannot fuck up a mini if you're playing scout or Pyro. Minispam can force you to change class, usually if you're good you can use skills to outmaneuver other players who are using classes that would typically counter you but not minis they fully shut down Scout/Pyro.
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What's he saying, /tf2/?
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There's a thread about how annoying minisentries are, but what about this piece of work? At least a minisentry engineer has to learn how to aim his shotgun/pistol and survive with only 150 health. Dead ringer takes no skill.

Actually, you know what? It's worse than that. The dead ringer actually makes you less skilled. It actively teaches you to play spy worse. How do you get you cloak? By being hit. So instead of being subtle and trying to not draw attention to yourself, it teaches you to be the most goddamn obvious spy in the entire fucking world and gives you a massive damage resistance so that you're not put back by your immense lack of skill.

But what about after you cloak and want to get those backstabs? It still doesn't teach you to be subtle because who cares if they turn around and attack you, just pull out your dead ringer and enjoy that smooth 90% damage resistance as you take more damage than it takes to kill a heavy while surviving for no good reason.

Oh and if you have a spycicle? You can use it with the dead ringer to fake out pyros (all while taking virtually no damage from their flamethrower) and reliably escape from what is suppose to be your biggest counter in the game. So not only can you be a shitty obvious spy, you can be a shitty obvious spy that keeps attacking the same location over and over again and make no attempt to think about what you're doing or even try. Isn't that just fun?

Oh and the other team. After the 5th time of killing your fake corpse and pumping in over 800 damage into you without actually killing you, basically everyone is going to want you to just quit and uninstall the game.

So it's actually annoying as shit and encourages you to play spy very obviously with no regard or thought for what you're doing.

Why is this in the game?
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RIP /tf2/. We hardly knew ya.
R:4 / I:0 / P:15 [R] [G] [-]
Would you rather go on a date with Merasmus, and have to pretend to like him, or get raped by the HHH for an hour straight?

In game size difference is real for HHH, I think he's ten feet tall.
R:21 / I:2 / P:15 [R] [G] [-]
Ok since this board is pretty much dying fast lets at least have some fun with the people who are still here. Enough of the minisentry and loudout threads. Lets organize some games, get together and pubstomp. I'm absolutely certain that even if we were all retards a team of us using voice chat could destroy the enemy team.

Post steam Ids?
R:1 / I:0 / P:15 [R] [G] [-]
>Trying to get Monoculus hat and achievement
>Half the server is trying to kill the boss
>Other half is either autistic and can't go two minutes without killing others
>Or Korean and doesn't understand what you're trying to tell them
R:20 / I:5 / P:15 [R] [G] [-]
Played TF2 with Dodger http://www.youtube.com/user/PressHeartToContinue
and Totalbiscuit
What did you do today?
R:13 / I:2 / P:16 [R] [G] [-]

Halloween maps

Halloween is coming up, so I wanted to ask: Which event map is your favorite?