DOWNLOAD THE LAST OF US (SERIES) 2023
https://nowreelworld.blogspot.com/2023/01/download-series-last-of-us-tv-series.html
The 8chan Cup 4
GREETINGS /just/
The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup
In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group G, with /ausneets/, /ita/, and /unna/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.
For the full wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/
For the stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_known_as_the_Just
>can't edit the article anymore
JUST FUCK MY VANDALISM UP
The Secret of Karma
More info and pics about this ridiculous new Fraser flick, finally set to release this year.
>The Secret of Karma is a message from the other side.
>It is a Guide on how to be Happy, Healthy and Wealthy.
>Isn’t that what we all really want?
>This is a real story about a man who died and came back with a complete memory of the other side and with a secret message.
>Marcia Cross of TV’s DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES and Brendan Fraser of MUMMY and GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE are your guides as you travel in time to the other side
Director: https://www.instagram.com/milan_friedrich/
Trailer: https://www.cineserie.com/movies/1387458/video/1432397/
(the other thread sucks, has dead trailer as OP image)
New game: LawBreakers™
H-hey have you gxys heard of my new game, "LawBreakers™"?
Its really good, you should check it out. B-but you have to be #SkilledAF to play it
-t Cucky B
https://beyond-gaming.net/2017/09/11/lawbreakers-player-count-drops-50/
Fraser-Simulator Round 10 - Alimony Free Edition
This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit.
Previous Threads:
Round #1: >>7435
Round #2: >>8857
Round #3: >>10269
Round #4: >>11504
Round #5: >>13090
Round #6: >>14591
Round #7: >>15931
RapidShitpost: >>17203
Round #9: >>17973
Robert De Niro’s estranged wife thinks he’s worth $500M and wants half
Robert De Niro got hit with a real summer blockbuster in court Thursday, when lawyers for his estranged wife demanded half of his “$500 million” fortune — despite a 2004 prenup that his side insists limits her to a $6 million apartment, $500,000 cash and $1 million a year in alimony.
The “Raging Bull” star’s soon-to-be ex Grace Hightower made the big money grab — and revealed intimate details of his net worth — Thursday in Manhattan Supreme Court, where the two sat through another in a series of contentious hearings in their ongoing divorce.
The fractured pair — who first married in 1997 and divorced in 1999 — are arguing over the wording of the prenup they signed when they remarried in 2004.
The two are far apart on that wording.
De Niro contends that the prenup sets strict limits on her take in a divorce.
Hightower is solely entitled to $6.5 million in cash and property, his side contends, plus annual alimony of $1 million and half the value of a second apartment.
But her side insists the prenup’s language additionally entitles her to half of what the “Goodfellas” star has made during the remarriage.
The bulk of that half-billion-dollar fortune comes from his movies and his lucrative stake in the Nobu sushi chain.
https://pagesix.com/2019/06/06/robert-de-niros-estranged-wife-thinks-hes-worth-500m-and-wants-half/
2019 Summer Infinity Cup
GREETINGS /just/
The Infinity Cup is returning once again, and 8chan's boards will be fighting it out on the pitch to claim divegrass supremacy. As a board that has participated in the Cup at one point or another in its history, you are invited to the reveal stream for 2019 Summer edition of the Cup. On Saturday June 22nd, at 3 PM EDT/7 PM UTC, on cytu.be/r/8cup I'll be giving you guys an early look at the Cup's 5th edition, which will include revamped aesthetics, team stadiums and other quality of life improvements I've figured out how to do in PES 17. Hopefully this will get anons back on board with the Cup, considering it has struggled mightily since its 2nd incarnation.
So how is it going to go down? I'll be staging a couple of exhibition matches between teams using their rosters from the last Cup, and we'll shitpost our merry way through the stream. Once the stream ends, entries will be open for the Cup, and boards can start putting together/editing their rosters and kits. Entries will close in early July, the field will be determined, and the Group Draw will take place approximately a week before the Cup kicks off in August. I'm also hoping to possibly introduce managers for the Cup, although I'm still working out the details to keep this from devolving into a namefag dick measuring contest. I hope you all will tune in, and in case you aren't caught up on your board's history, I've provided some links below to get you caught up:
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//just/
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//just//Roster
How JUST'd am I?
>5'10
>235 lbs
>Dark acne scar and dark tan skin
>Underbag eyes look like I have cancer
>Live in commiefornia
>Live in a the living room with my parents
>Pure NEET
>Every girl I ask out isnt interested in
>Try to improve my life by losing weight, cleaning my face and skin, balanced diet. Didn't work for shit
>masterbate everyday
Characters in games who got their shit fucked up
>mentally unstable
>gets evicted from his home
>shoots up entire town in a psychotic schizophrenic episode
>moves to a new town and somehow gets a job
>now living in a broken down trailer, married to a fat nagging bitch
>his only friend is a dog
>gets fired from his job
>spends the entire game running around doing annoying errands for his bitch wife
>world suddenly ends on the last day of his errands
>wife keeps bitching at him, prompting him to shoot himself in the head
>suicide attempt fails and he wakes up to find his wife divorced him, he has no money, he's got medical bills piling up, his trailer has been taken away, and his dog was taken to the pound
JUST
shit in it
Rolled 79, 49, 32, 67, 52 = 279 (5d100) |
I have royally….
>be clear of alcohol for 60 days. life is going good.
>no debts, some cash incoming also
Am I becoming unfucked?
>after 60 days meet with friend decide to have a beer. This ends up in 3 beers. He asks me to drive him home, I say I can't because I don't want to lose my licence
>agree to drive him to the bus station which is on my way home.
>arrive at a bar which is less than 2km from my home
>drink 3 more units of alcohol, bar closes we chat outside while we finish our beer
>police patrol drives by once
>we continue to talk thinking not much about it
>drives by the second time
this is sketchy
>continue to talk
>drives by for third time and dissapears
>finish our drink, taxi drives by, flag it, m8 gets in and drives away
>I look around the block 360 coast is clear, get in my car
>proceed to stay 5 minutes inside to see if cops drive by for 4th time
coast is clear.bat
>start driving its 15mph zone, less than a mile to home
>car speeding up behind me
>really fast -it's probably the cops
>light me up
>I panic because I know I would fail breathalyzer and gun it
>end up in a dead end street jump out and proceed to run
>after quarter mile the cops giving chase catch up and beat me to the ground.
>beat me up a little in the head am bleeding
>proceed to take me to police station
>to hospital
>all night in hospital with police standing guard so I don't escape
>go back to police station at 10am
>another two hour lockup in solitary confinement
>get out, I have 2000 $ fine to pay
>have to come to a judge in near future
>will probably take my driver licence away
>car was towed and had to pay 240 $ to reclaim it
>can not drive it or they will reposses it.
>if lose licence, two years before you can try to get it again
>drivers licence is around 2000 $
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
ProJared Divorce Thread #1
JUST FUCK MY MARRIAGE UP
JUST FUCK MY MARRIAGE UP
JUST FUCK MY MARRIAGE UP
Jared Knabenbauer also known as the popular video game Youtube ProJared publicly announced on twitter his divorce with his wife and the wife JUSTed him by telling his fans that he's a cheating faggot that sends his tiny dick pic to his fans and to his whore Holly Conrad
ProJared's Twitter post: https://twitter.com/ProJared/status/1126332309567942656
Holly's twitter response: https://twitter.com/HollyConrad/status/1126346526672834561
Wife's twitter responses:
https://twitter.com/AtelierHeidi/status/1126339321152204801
https://twitter.com/AtelierHeidi/status/1126340801909288961
https://twitter.com/AtelierHeidi/status/1126343630526935040
Julian Assange: Wikileaks co-founder arrested in London
>Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange has been arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London.
>Assange took refuge in the embassy in 2012 to avoid extradition to Sweden over a sexual assault case that has since been dropped.
>At Westminster Magistrates' Court on Thursday he was found guilty of failing to surrender to the court.
>He now faces US federal conspiracy charges related to one of the largest ever leaks of government secrets.
>The UK will decide whether to extradite Assange, in response to allegations by the Department for Justice that he conspired with former US intelligence analyst Chelsea Manning to download classified databases.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-47891737
Can Brendan save JUSTsange?
brudda do u
JUSS
https://www.rt.com/usa/451774-jussie-smollett-hoax-politicians/
https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/02/19/alleged-chicago-hate-crime-hoax-a-bad-look-for-many/
know de wey?
Sam Hyde
Is this the ultimate JUST of the 2010s if not the 21st century?
>begs adult swim for 10 years for a show
>finally gets show
>"Forgets" to hide his powerlevel on social media while tweeting /pol/tier shit
>Buzzfeed and several other media outlets pick up on this
>spin Sam's social media into world peace being an "alt-right" show
>Journalists put major pressure on Adult Swims parent company turner broadcasting system
>Turner puts pressure on Adult Swim
>Adult Swim pulls show for fear of hosting a "neo-nazi, alt-right show"
>Sam spirals into a depression
>gets obese and stops taking care of himself
>Nick and Charls drift away from Sam either out of anger or disgust
>Sam on his own now is putting out the laziest shittiest content of his life because of depression
>Fucks trannies
>Fucks dudes
>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's
>Withheld payment from people very close to him
>Begs girls to find other men online for threesomes
>Takes steroids and fake Cialis to even get a boner, peruses Craigslist for gay sex
JUST embarrass my shit up in front of my entire family, fam
>reddit fag
>likes putting things up his ass who would have guessed?
>has a large collection of dildos laid out around him
>has stroke while shoving a giant dildo up his ass
>calls 9/11
>paramedics burst in his room
>his mom and sisters walk in as well
>find him passed out with dildos everywhere and one up his ass
>the porn is still playing in the background
>Chad paramedics try not to laugh out loud, and Stacy nurses quietly giggle in the background when he finally comes to in his hospital bed
>now his entire family knows about what he likes up his ass
>comes home to see his mom and sisters gathered all of his dildos together and left them on his bed
>like a dumb baka, he goes to reddit to post his story thinking nobody would draw the connection
>makes detailed, embarrassing posts about his "situation"
>to nobody's surprise the story spread like wildfire and hundreds of thousands of redditfags read it
>his sister's friend comes across it sends the link to his parents
>his parents then see his post about how much he likes black dildos up his ass
>edits his post to include "hi mom" in it
Can you guys think of a more embarrassing situation? I nominate this to be 2018's top JUST
Fraser-Simulator Round 9 - We just shitposted a thread to death in under 2 hours edition
Previous Threads:
Round #1: >>7435
Round #2: >>8857
Round #3: >>10269
Round #4: >>11504
Round #5: >>13090
Round #6: >>14591
Round #7: >>15931
RapidShitpost: >>17203
That was a fun shitposting session. Good lads.
Brendan's Bollywood film
https://thechamcham.blogspot.com/2019/02/line-of-descent-first-trailer.html?m=1
Who here is hyped?
Woman hits herself to 'frame husband for domestic violence' | A Current Year Affair New Cuckstralia
>New Cuckstrialian man marries crazy gold digger
>drains all his affirmative action money on expensive crap
>gets tired of getting sucked dry and secretly contacts lawyers
>crazy gold digger finds out
>JUSTS his house up and punches her self in the face to frame husband
>police just believe wamman as usual
>arrest the justed man
>police help crazy gold digger loot his house
>he could face up to 7 years in prison
>elevator camera caught her punching her self in the face
>justed man gets freed
>charge for making such a false police report is up to 7 years in prison
>but of course shes a wamman so the police drop charges
>crazy gold digger flees and faces no justice
>justed man now has to live in a tiny apartment to pay off his massive debts
JUST
>comment section disabled
With Brendan finally getting UnJUSTED, how about a thread about those JUST'd that managed to UnJUST themselves. First up, Mad Mel: after the jews and his bitch ex-wife ruined his life and career, he managed to make a comeback, completely BTFO'd his ex in the courts and will BTFO the jews again with The Passion 2.
Dave Foley the Original JUST?
>Marry crazy bipolar bitch
>She divorces you at the peak of your career, thus sealing in the maximal amount of sweet sweet alimony bux
>Have career downturn
>Court says you owe 400% of your monthly income in alimony and child support
>Face jail time while alimony debts will still accrue every month
>Be exiled to burgerland
>If you return to your home country you'll be thrown in prison if you can't come up with half a million in back alimony
What say you, was Dave Foley the original
JUST?
Fraser Simulator: "Shitpost this thread to death before February" edition
To honor our great hero, Brendan Fraser, we're doing a rapid shitposting version where we all spam the shit out of the thread with rolls and random images.
tl;dr: Follow pic related and get >490 to unfuck everyone's shit. We're filling this bread up to 750 before February hits, aussie style. January 31, 2019 is the last day Brendan has to pay alimony to his wicked alimony vampire ex-wife.
Fraser-Simulator Round 7
ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.
This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the
JUST
Previous Threads:
Round #1: >>7435
Round #2: >>8857
Round #3: >>10269
Round #4: >>11504
Round #5: >>13090
Round #6: >>14591
There are no winning rolls in any of the previous threads.
Stream
GET IN HERE https://cytu.be/r/JUSTFUCKMYSHITUP
The lineup is:
The Mummy
Journey to the Center of the Earth
George of the Jungle
Looney Tunes Back in Action
Blast From The Past
Encino Man
Inkheart
Bedazzled
Monkeybone
Dudley Do-Right
Furry Vengeance
I can change that if necessary.
Chris Hansen -
His wildly popular “To Catch a Predator” series debuted in 2004 and featured Hansen repeatedly busting unsuspecting sexual predators with undercover sting operations.
The show made Hansen a hero to legions, but fans who contributed to his Kickstarter began calling the fund-raiser a fraud soon after it missed deadlines to deliver their swag.
Hansen was arrested in Connecticut Monday for allegedly bouncing checks to a mom and pop retailer who sold him $13,000 worth of marketing mugs, T-shirts and vinyl decals.
Beyond that, Hansen has been the subject of multiple financial claims filed in Connecticut over the last few years.
A complaint filed by American Express in 2015 said Hansen owed the company $57,931.72 for overdue charges on his card. The lawsuit remained active with no resolution as of November, according to the online case file.
Last May, credit company Ally Financial filed paperwork claiming Hansen borrowed more than $65,000 to buy a 2014 Corvette convertible and started defaulting on his monthly payment of $1,162.08 starting in November 2017.
A separate court order issued in May said Hansen’s house in Stamford was the subject of a “strict foreclosure,” not a sale, with an outstanding debt of $1,074,689.73.
Records show the home is now owned by a bank
Another marriage bites the dust — this time for To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen. The disgraced TV star’s wife of 30 years, Mary Joan, filed for divorce from her deadbeat husband on June 5, 2018.
In the documents obtained by Radar, Mary Joan claimed: “The marriage has broken down irretrievably.” In addition to alimony, Mary Joan is also requesting “a fair division of property and debts.”
The estranged duo has been living in Connecticut with their two sons.
J U S T
JUST monkey
I have found a JUST monkey
Which monkey is better looking?
https://www.tmz.com/2018/12/28/chris-brown-capuchin-monkey-charges-not-mine-royalty/
>be me
>laying the ground work for an 8/10 coffee shop cutie
>coworker of hers also 8/10 practically jumps in and starts a massive convo with me giving me eyes and nervously but cutely making talk with me
>a challenger approaches
>she talks all about her favourite things eagerly continuing the convo dragging my attention to her
<she must like me right?
>on my out I ask her out no doubt in front of original girl
>sorry anon I actually have a bf
maximum just
Rolled 29, 96, 75, 31, 71 = 302 (5d100) |
Brendan gets new.role in Doom Patrol!
http://www.justjared.com/2018/08/22/brendan-fraser-to-play-robotman-in-doom-patrol-series/
Rolled 48, 70, 58, 6, 31 = 213 (5d100) |
>at friends bd party
>met qt3.14
>flirt
>she likes it flirts with me
>only grill in her circle of friends (ravers)
>they all look at me like I'm satan, get jealous as fuck try to hide it though
>I just wanna cuddle w her
>it isn't happening because of her fucking cockblocking jealous male friends
>later
>write her some stuff on messenger
>replies instantly, but I'm tired as fuck so I don't ask her out
>ffw a week, today it is saturday
>click her on messenger, no reply
What is she doing who is she with these questions come to mind.
She has a really beautiful name. Ajda
What do, /just/ ?
Imagine being forced to dress like a catgirl and talk about video games to earn a living. I like to Imagine If I was her bf and forced her to dress like that for videos and for when I fuck her, while I would remind her I can easily get a younger woman if she ever refuses me.
Fraser-Simulator MK6: The ride has only begun edition
ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.
This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the
JUST
Previous Threads:
Round #1: >>7435
Round #2: >>8857
Round #3: >>10269
Round #4: >>11504
Round #5: >>13090
The Plague of Justinian (541–542 AD) was a pandemic that afflicted the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire, especially its capital Constantinople, the Sasanian Empire, and port cities around the entire Mediterranean Sea. One of the deadliest plagues in history, the devastating pandemic resulted in the deaths of an estimated 25–50 million people in two centuries of recurrence, equivalent to 13–26% of the world's population at the time of the first outbreak. The plague's social and cultural impact during the period of Justinian has been compared to that of the similar Black Death that devastated Europe 600 years after the last outbreak of Justinian plague. Procopius, the principal Greek historian of the 6th century, viewed the pandemic as worldwide in scope.
In 2013 researchers confirmed earlier speculation that the cause of the pandemic was Yersinia pestis, the bacterium responsible for plague. Ancient and modern Yersinia pestis strains closely related to the ancestor of the Justinian plague strain have been found in Tian Shan, a system of mountain ranges on the borders of Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, and China, suggesting that the Justinian plague may have originated in or near that region.
The plague returned periodically until the eighth century. The waves of disease had a major effect on the subsequent course of European history. Modern historians named this plague incident after the Eastern Roman Emperor Justinian I, who was emperor at the time of the initial outbreak; he contracted the disease himself but survived.
What is love
>do a night bike ride
>strava on listening to some music phone in back of pants
>on way home
>stop at traffic light
>qt.314 across the street
>hold to traffic sign
>light turns green try to(possibly) showboat a little so I launch agressively pop a wheelie and crash
>ok.jpg hurt.webm pick bike up immediately and cycl3 away past qt. In pain trying to save myself the embarrasement
>after 3km strangely I hear no music
>fuck where is my phone
>Retrace my ride to crash site
>nophone.avi
>it's probably stolen so I go home
>when get home call myself to see which fucker stole it
>a girl answers says she found my phone and tells me where I can come to pick it up
>bike mode 10000wats of power to location
>she's there, she's beautiful(really a beauty)
>introduce myself she tells me her name which I forget immediately (why do I always do this?)
>tell her she's outstanding for being so cool, give her three fiddy for a coffee (all I had on me)
>as I cycle away I remember I don't know her name
>I should have asked her for her phone number
>i will probably never see her again
>as I ride back home insted of happy for finding phone I am sad because I didn't at least remember her name
>when I come home the distance travelled on strava shows 33.3 km
JUST
Biggest JUST you personally know
Who's the most JUSTed person you know?
Knew this guy since high school
>0 friends
>all of the people that more or less pretend to be his friends but are just being polite
>sperg
>only plays vidya and watches anime
so far sounds like a typical loser, but it gets worse…
>his mom hates him
>his mom's boyfriend humiliates him and calls him garbage all the time
>moved to his grandparents to escape abuse at home, grandfather developing dementia accuses him of fucking his grandmother
>moved back to his mother
>can barely find a job
>can barely hold a job
>IQ so low he has difficulty reading
>listens to podcasts and lectures instead
>gets into fringe shit, thinks the moon landing didn't happen because if we really got to the moon then we'd establish colonies, like in video gamesyes, like in video games, that's his reasoning
>has a complementary JUSTed haircut, thinks he looks classy
He's the only severe case I know of.
Realbooru is pozzed
Got this from the admin:
Kielan said:
(sending again as sent mail didn't confirm it)
Example of prohibited content: realbooru.com//images/665…529a6f98076d36e468c1.jpeg
You keep uploading images of fully clothed women bending over etc, we do not allow fully clothed fetish images of any kind, please only post nude or see through or lingerie only, it needs to be titillating for a wide audience, these niche fetishes for fully clothed women represent maybe a handful of our users, most will not like this content and that's just the fact of the matter.
If you keep uploading fully clothed images of women, you will be permanently banned from this website, you are spamming far too many clothed images which we now have to erase, we need to cease uploading this non porn fetish content, this is your final warning, no more upskirts, no more fully dressed women, no more panty shots where it is not see through, very few find this attractive and we are not a niche fetish website!
Kielan
Admin
>>405192
Estuve de 19 a 3 dando una mano en la Gran Logia. Por la sala de proyección pasaron dos pibes que tenían tanta cara de choris que estuve a punto de preguntarles, pero si me equivocaba iba a tener que explicarle a dos normies lo que es un chori, y me dio vergüenza.
También pasó una chica encantadora con un pin del Dropbox de Schrödinger que no había visto Evangelion. ¿Qué le pasa a la juventud?
En fin, fue una buena noche.
#metoo
>Fraser alleged in the summer of 2003 that he was sexually assaulted by Philip Berk, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. The incident and his subsequent divorce launched Fraser into a depression which, combined with his health issues and a backlash within the industry over speaking out against Berk, he believed caused his career to decline.
Whitaker is a Rubio supporting deep state Never Trumper!
The IC weaves him through cable news defending Trump and criticizing the Mueller investigation to get Trumps attention!
Looks like Blumph just.got catfished and stepped in some deep state.doodoo! Even funnier, he already fell.for the same rise appointing Rosenstein! Top kek!
Sealed indictments to be unleashed soon!
Checkmate!
God Wins! We Win!
Have faith! We have the Senate and God fearing court justices. They called LOCAL corruption in our townships last night here in Michigan on WWMT Channel 3 news. Our State went red, but blue won the vote with 36 % not being accounted for. God knows what he’s doing. The ones who were voted in have enditements. God Wins! WE WIN!
Just liked we have RHINO Republicans, there are Conservative Democrats as well. This will bring us balance back to the middle. Remember PRIDE comes before the Fall! God bless you all! God bless you “Q”! God Bless the Countries Praying with us!
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wive deserves to die
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
Rolled 24, 19, 50, 47, 77 = 217 (5d100) |
>do graffiti on real cool location, literally 2000+ /day see it
>6 months later eat lunch at restaurant adjacent to it
>some old fat faggot is spraying over it with white paint
>he then proceeds to take an alcohol marker and write house number over it
>ragemaster.exe
>two months since this
>i finally buy the paint
>today is the day.avi
>come to redo it
>starts to rain
>pic related
JUST
It has happened again
I always told my friend: You gotta be careful around that woman. Cover all of your bases and never, ever forego the rubber.
He didn't listen. Three kids he had with her, three kids he didn't want because she "forgot" to take the pill, and now he got a letter from her lawyer saying she demands 2000 bucks a month. He makes 3600 bucks.
He
JUST GOT HIS SHIT FUCKED UP
Let's have a round of applause for the newest member of the JUSTice league.
Madman taxes alimony.
Increases the just on those who blaspheme his name
But taxes the shit out of Afton as well.
He actually did it!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5204741/Taxes-exes-How-tax-plan-alter-alimony.html
Thomas Justfferson
>Thomas Jefferson by the time of his death accumulated a debt of $100,000 in 1826 (About $2,546,929.29 in 2018)
>Jefferson died deeply in debt, unable to pass on his estate freely to his heirs. He gave instructions in his will for disposal of his assets, including the freeing of Sally Hemings's children; but his estate, possessions, and slaves were sold at public auctions starting in 1827.
<One of the founding fathers of the USA was JUST'd by debt
USA, land of the debt and home of the JUST
Ancient Brendans - Just fuck my thread up edition
Read the fucking screencap. I accidentally made the thread on /pol/ instead of here.
Video: https://youtu.be/TMVbyYDhzyU
hey /just/, are you just /b/ored? Then boot up that Team Fortress 2 game and and ruin everyone's fun with me
Hacks:
Aimbot and such(though you will be banned by VAC every 30 mins)
Name stealer(so it will be harder for others to ban you)
https://mega.nz/#!Dbh2Ta6b!i3xZBtKAFhl6kz6vei5MeOyX9hZygOe5Pbs9H4gDuUQ
PS: Want to fuck with cuckchan? Then head to this server and fuck with them.
Server:173.247.28.61:27015
Password: rage
Remember to go nuclear to them infidels, do not attemp to hold hack
Thank you
Fraser-Simulator Round. 5
ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.
This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the
JUST
meter and it increases the alimony that you're going to pay to some fine woman someday.
Previous Threads:
Round #1: >>7435
Round #2: >>8857
Round #3: >>10269
Round #4: >>11504
Rolled 39, 48, 38, 68, 35 = 228 (5d100) |
/just/
https://nypost.com/2018/09/01/bill-clinton-gawked-at-ariana-grande-during-aretha-franklins-funeral/
AN OPEN LETTER TO REDDIT, 4CHAN, 8CHAN, FACEBOOK, ETC.
It has come to my attention that the bulk of the visitors to this fledgling blog/website are emigrating from these websites. This displeases me,to say the least. My friends and loved ones know me to be a kind and forgiving man,but even I can only be pushed so far before any unkindness or threats to those aforementioned friends and loved ones cannot go unanswered. Therefore, I ask you now to cease and desist in your campaigns ,for lack of a better word, to "save", "help", or in any way further embarrass Brendan Fraser and his family and friends.
The following people are now off-limits.
Brendan Fraser
Griffin, Holden, and Leland Fraser
Tess d'Urberville
Afton Smith
CAN you honestly sit there and think that constantly bashing a man, at the same time proclaiming to be his biggest fans and supporters, is alright ? Amusing ? "Helping" him ?
DO you believe that making "fun" of people with diseases, disabilities, and other medical conditions is acceptable is this "politically correct" age ? The terms "autist" "superautist" and "turboautist" (are these even words ???) have been used to describe me due to my supposed "obsessive" knowledge of Brendan Fraser's history. Are you aware that Brendan's eldest son is on '''THE AUTISM SPECTRUM ??? Are your comments purposely intended then ,or are you actually, ironically ignorant of that fact ? Either way. This will stop.Today.
The PETITION at change.org was not started by myself or anyone in Brendan's inner circle. I have it on good authority than the poster who admitted to starting it emanates from 4chan and that he signed my name because I am Brendan's "biggest fan". That may be true, but I am also the last person on this earth who would ever embarrass him with such a ridiculous, thoughtless and pointless prank. I have been around the industry long enough to know that that is not the way things work in Hollywood or Bollywood or anywhere in between. If you actually thought signing it would "help" Brendan, you are woefully mistaken. If anything, it has done the opposite. If your actual plan was to humiliate him in front of the industry he has worked so hard to establish himself in over the past TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS !!!, mission accomplished. Brendan does not need anyone's help to obtain work in the entertainment industry. At this point in time, he is working as often as he personally cares to. When and if he decides to increase the frequency of his screen time, he has an agent to make those arrangements for him.
As for the continuing confusion about the alimony, here is the correct information straight from "THE HORSE'S♐ mouth. Please pass it along -
ALIMONY $50,000 PER MONTH, $600,000 PER YEAR.
IT ENDS : JANUARY 31, 2019. (KNOCK ON WOOD EVERYBODY !!!) IT IS NOT "FOR LIFE".
BRENDAN ALSO PAYS TWO MORTGAGES AND TAXES IN TWO COUNTRIES (THE U.S. AND CANADA AS HE HOLDS DUAL CITIZENSHIP AND HAS TWO PASSPORTS!!!)
ALSO, IT WAS BRENDAN,WHO FILED FOR DIVORCE, NOT AFTON !!!
CHILD SUPPORT: $25,000 PER MONTH, $300,000 PER YEAR. THIS WAS NEVER IN DISPUTE.
TOTAL: A "MERE" $75,000 PER MONTH, $900,000 PER YEAR.
https://thechamcham.blogspot.com/2017/03/an-open-letter-to-reddit-4chan-8chan.html
8chan Cup
We've unfucked the world in 8chanmania, now lets defeat alimony once and for all by winning the 8chan Cup.
>>>/a/14985795
We need a roster of 20 players, emblem, and uniform.
Post who you;d want to be in the team, and concepts for emblem and uniform.
Here are my player choices:
-unJUSTed Brendan
-Cliffy B with justed hair and cuck shirt
-Masketta JUST
-hair and optimism gone guy
Dukes of Hazzard's John Schneider Requests Jail Time Because He Can't Afford Alimony
JUST
John Schneider is asking the court to restore his jail sentence following his early release.
The former Dukes of Hazzard star was sentenced to three days behind bars in the Los Angeles County Jail in June for failure to pay more than $150,000 in owed alimony payments to his ex-wife, Elvira “Elly” Schneider. The actor was released on the same day as his initial booking because of California’s overcrowded prison system, but his legal woes were not done with that. Schneider was also ordered to serve an additional 120 hours behind bars for contempt, but that sentence was suspended by the court on the condition that he fulfill a four-part list of conditions, including filing back taxes to help clear title to their property in Apple Valley so that it could be transferred to her, paying his ex half of his owed earnings from Maven Entertainment, and offering certain financial disclosures before the end of the year.
Rather than complying with the court’s full list of conditions, however, Schneider wants to do the time. In a July 6 letter to the judge in his case, obtained by PEOPLE, Schneider wrote that he had “regret and embarrassment” about declining the opportunity to comply with the court’s conditions but that “I am leveraged to the max” with various loans while trying to do “what I believe is ‘right’ throughout this whole process.” He went on to reveal that Maven, an independent entity, had already made several financial advances on his behalf and his earnings have thus been diminished by his indebtedness to it. Schneider said it was “unlikely” he would be able to comply with the conditions set forth by the court to have the charge dropped, and thus avoid his three-day jail sentence, so he instead effectively asked the court to simply lock him up for the entirety of that sentence. “I am willing and able to accept the punishment for my actions/inactions as to this matter and I request this court to impose such sentence without further delay,” he wrote.
However, we may not see Schneider fitted with cuffs again just yet. On July 17, Elvira’s attorneys filed a motion to strike the letter from the record as an unlawful ex parte communication until a hearing could be arranged and the attorneys could have the opportunity to cross-examine Schneider as to his claimed financial woes. Schneider is expected to complete 240 hours of community service as part of his sentencing structure, whether he returns to jail or not. The former couple split in 2014 after 21 years of marriage, when Elvira filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. She was awarded $18,911 in monthly support.
https://people.com/tv/john-schneider-divorce-requests-jail-time-alimony/
JCVD
I recently watched this kino(which Birdman clearly and blatantly plagiarized) and kept me wandering, imagine if Brendan Fraser made a self-conscious comedy movie called "Chamcham", where it showed in a funny matter his failed trials to come back to his former glory, would it be a success too?
The episode of Trust that was mostly Brendan
https://putlockerfit.net/show/trust/season-1/episode-2/
Archive for future stream purposes.
Hello /just/
Thank you for nominating Brendan for 8chanmania. I am the voice actor of Calypso as well as the writer of that particular ending. I hope all of you found it to be a pleasant finale, despite Brendan's noble sacrifice.
Thank you for giving me a new hero. I pray each of you is unJUSTed as he would have wanted.
8chan MANIA!
8chan MANIA!
/v/ Nominates 32 fighters to fight for the Champion's Belt and a chance to fight in the 33rd Mania where their deepest wish will be granted.
This week we're having a site wide event and we want YOU to nominate a fighter, so please pick who you think represents the board the most, and then come join us at https://cytu.be/r/8chanmania on Sunday May 6th at 2pm EST to watch your fighters win!
>>>/v/14715868
We're using Fire Pro Wrestling World for the event. Although we can have 1 or 2 nominees, they aren't guaranteed a spot. Someone will have to actually create our characters, which someone in the /v/ thread kindly may or may not do for us. The character must be uploaded to the thread, or on the Steam workshop.
I nominate none other than Brendan Fraiser.
Brendan's GQ profile released!
He speaks of being a broken man who was groped by a homo
Brendan Fraser wants me to meet his horse. “I got this horse because it's a big horse,” he says, standing in a barn in Bedford, New York. He removes a green bandanna from his pocket and gently wipes the animal's eyes. The horse's name is Pecas—the Spanish word for freckles. Fraser met him on the set of a 2015 History Channel series, Texas Rising. Fraser played a mid-19th-century Texas Ranger. They were filming down in Mexico, he says, when he and the horse had a shared moment of recognition. “Without doing too much—what's the word? Anthropomorphic…anthropomorphizing… Without pretending that the animal is a human, he looked like he needed help. Like: Get me out of here, man.”
So Fraser brought him back here. Fraser lives nearby and owns property that overlooks this farm, about an hour north of Manhattan. And though he's been traveling for most of this past year, going back and forth between Toronto, where he was shooting a series based on Three Days of the Condor called Condor, and Europe, where he was shooting Trust, an FX series about the kidnapping of John Paul Getty III produced by Danny Boyle, he makes sure to stop in and visit Pecas every few weeks or so. Why he does this is a question with a few different, surprising answers. But that is the way it is, I'm learning, with Brendan Fraser. He can't help but digress—“Instead of telling you what time it is, I might give you the history of horology,” he says, in the middle of saying something else. He's compulsively honest. His mind is like a maze. You wander in and then emerge, hours or days later, disoriented but appreciative that something so unpredictable can still exist in this world.
https://www.gq.com/story/what-ever-happened-to-brendan-fraser
JUST MASSACRE MY WHOLE FAM UP
The Covina massacre occurred on December 24, 2008, in Covina, a city in the suburbs of Los Angeles, California, United States. Nine people[1] were killed, either by gunshot wounds or in an arson fire inside a house on 1129 East Knollcrest Drive, where a Christmas Eve party was being held.[2] The perpetrator, 45-year-old Bruce Jeffrey Pardo who had entered the house wearing a Santa suit, died from a self-inflicted gunshot to the head at his brother's residence in the early hours of the morning after the attack. Authorities cited marital problems as a possible motive for the violence; reports indicated that Pardo's divorce had been finalized on December 18, one week before the massacre.[3] Three people, including Pardo's ex-wife and his former in-laws, were initially declared missing pending identification of their bodies.[4]
Police speculate that the motive of the attack was related to marital problems. Pardo's wife of one year had settled for divorce in the prior week.[9] However, Pardo held no criminal record and had no history of violence. He had been fired from his job as an electrical engineer at ITT Electronic Systems, Radar Systems in July.[3] There is some speculation that the divorce may have been caused by Pardo concealing a child from a previous relationship. This child was severely injured in a swimming pool accident several years prior.
The couple wed on January 2006, but soon grew apart after their marriage, when Mr. Pardo refused to open a joint account with Mrs. Pardo; he also expected his wife to take care of her own three children with her own finances.[16]
In June 2008, divorce court had ordered Bruce Pardo to pay $1,785 a month in spousal support. During the divorce proceeding, Bruce had confided to a friend his wife was "taking him to the cleaners." In July, Pardo was fired for billing false hours and the court suspended the support payments due to job hardship.[17]
Pardo was required to pay Sylvia $10,000 as part of the divorce settlement, according to court documents. Sylvia kept the wedding ring and the family dog. In a court declaration, Pardo complained that Sylvia was living with her parents, not paying rent, and had spent lavishly on a luxury car, gambling trips to Las Vegas, meals at fine restaurants, massages, and golf lessons.[18]
OPERATION: AN AUDIENCE WITH BRENDAN
OPERATION: AN AUDIENCE WITH BRENDAN
As most of you are probably aware by now, Brendan Fraser just won a belt in /v/'s 8chanmania. It would mean a lot to TNA Anon as well as all of 8chan if we were able to get the Uncuckener Brendan Fraser himself to watch the final 8chanmania stream, the 33rd, with the rest of 8chan, where he will be pitted against the other belt holders. The winner of the 33rd mania will be allowed to have their greatest and grandest wish fulfilled.
PLAN OF ACTION: We must contact Brendan Fraser using any and all methods possible. We must try our bests to allure him and get him to at least stay a little bit to watch himself fight the other contestants. That means we should try our best not to act ourselves, and instead act a little bit nicer and more formal, if possible. It's unlikely he'd agree to watch the stream if we all acted as we usually did.
METHODS OF CONTACT:
His (alleged and verified) twitter (locked): @brayden_c_ward
and. . . that's all I have right now. I'll do some digging myself to find what I can but if anyone else has some method of contacting him please let us know, and fast. The mania tournament is THIS SATURDAY at 2 PM CST.
Ready, set, BREAK!
General Trust Thread for Tracking Brendan
Episodes may or may not contain him.
(Trailers are US region locked)
Streams for FX (sometimes down):
https://www.firstonetv.net/Live/United-States-(USA)/FX-91
>Brendan "Can't faze the Frase" Fraser
>Brendan "Working with Mike Pence to make an ex-wife taser" Fraser
>Brendan "I'll be sure to amaze her" Fraser
>Brendan "Mess with the Frase and you'll be in a haze" Fraser
>Brendan "Met my hairline with a razor" Fraser
>Brendan "She got my money so I'll erase her" Fraser
>Brendan "Shoot all gold diggers with a laser" Fraser
>Brendan "I gave her my time and a black man lays her" Fraser
>Brendan "Frase can't appraise so now he pays" Fraser
>Brendan "Shave away his job raise and Frase will end your days" Fraser
>Brendan "Let loose the niggers on the gold diggers" Fraser
>Brendan "Mess with the mummy's curse and you'll roll away inside a hearse" Fraser
>Brendan "Got a tiny pension from Furry Vengeance" Fraser
>Brendan "Took my alimony and now she's with a man named Tony" Fraser
>Brendan "Made a court plea and got met with a third degree" Fraser
Revenge of the Saltmines
Ready to just end it all..
Watch Revenge of the Saltmines
My new video, Revenge of the Saltmines, dives into a college student named Crybaby suffering from Donald Trumpism, worst disease of it's kind. Donald Trump has won the presidential office and is taking names. Crybaby is left in a constant state of sadness, only aided on by her school classmastes.
Will Crybaby get her confidence back and become a strong woman again? The only way to find out is to…
WATCH IT NOW!
>8chanmania 28
>Brendan stepping over countless wrestlers on a quest for unfuckening
>his hair visibly unfucks itself and he becomes more SWOLE
>Brendan getting all the way up to the semi-finals to face Fat Bald Bastard, the king of NTR
>Brendan promptly gets his shit fucked up even worse than before
JUST when will it end.
Successful alimony history: The Art of Divorce
http://www.vulture.com/2018/04/russell-crowes-wild-divorce-auction-takes-in-usd3-million.html
>decided to host an auction with Sotheby’s to raise the required funds for his alimony checks, fittingly coining the event “The Art of Divorce.”
>Crowe is happy. His wallet is happy. His wife is … presumably happy with all of that money? What a day.
>"Hope you are happy"
He should also make a book called "The Art of Divorce" to help all the justed people.
Fraser Simulator (round four)
Rolled 2, 83, 67, 60, 33 = 245 (5d100) |
ITT: we play Fraser simulator.
Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you
JUST
have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.
<Three Fraser Simulator threads got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough
Somebody once told me to pay my alimony, I ain't the richest guy on the bed. I was looking kinda funny with my wallet and money
going -straight to the- welfare office. Well, the exes start coming and they don't stop coming. Sued for my dough and I hit the
streets bummin'. Didn't make sense to live like a cuck, your brain gets big but your shit's fucked up. So much to say, so much to
pay, so what's wrong with making a court plea? You'll never live if you don't try, your -wife will take- another guy.
Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.
Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.
And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.
It's a cold bed, and they say it get's colder. Your shit's fucked up now? Wait till' you get older, but the lawyers and judge
beg to differ, judging by the one shekel I have to offer. The hair I have is getting pretty thin, my career's dead, I'm a
washed up has-been. My shit's fucked up, how 'bout yours? I don't like it at all cause my ex wife's a whore.
Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.
Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.
And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.
-INTERLUDE-
Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.
Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.
And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck -
- somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from my wife. I said nope, I'm pretty broke.
-I could use- a little money myself and we could all get away from whores.
Well, the exes start comin' and they don't stop comin'. Sued for my dough and I hit the streets bummin'. Didn't make sense to
live like a cuck, your brain gets big but your shit's fucked up. So much to say so much to pay, so what's wrong with making a
court plea? You'll never live if you don't try, your -wife will take- another guy.
Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.
Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.
And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.
And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.
MOVIE NIGHT BOYS
BROTHERS, THE TIME HAS COME
Overcome with autistic anger i've decided to host another crossboard /bane/ stream myself.
My date of choice would be 20th of october, friday so it won't be a anniversary stream. We'll call it /bane/ Big Movie Night (4U).
ITT:
-Share film suggestions- we will need 2. Two movies will be chosen by /just/, and two /bane/. After getting all the suggestions i will make a poll in which you will get to bring your vote to the table. Two movies with highest amount of votes will be on movie night.
AFTER GETTING ALL THE VOTES I WILL NEED A BIG GUY WITH BIG PAINT/GIMP/WHATEVER SKILLS TO MAKE A NICE PROMO POSTER WE WILL THEN DISSEMINATE ON OTHER BOARDS
TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE A STREAM THAT WILL UNFUCK OUR SHIT
FUCK MY SHIT UP
FUCK MY SHIT UP
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Brendan Fraser Joins FX Anthology Series ‘Trust’
Rolled 37, 81, 3, 12, 47 = 180 (5d100) |
Brendan Fraser has been cast in FX’s anthology series “Trust,” Variety has learned exclusively.
Fraser joins in a leading role and will star opposite A-listers Donald Sutherland and Hilary Swank. The drama hails from the Academy Award-winning team of Danny Boyle, Simon Beaufoy and Christian Colson.
The first 10-episode installment of “Trust” tells the story of John Paul Getty III, heir to the Getty oil fortune, and is set in 1973 when the young Getty is kidnapped in Rome and his mafia captors are banking on a multi-million dollar ransom. The series is described as being equal parts family history, dynastic saga and examination of the corrosive power of money.
Fraser will play J. Paul Getty’s private investigator, James Fletcher Chace, who is eccentric, but is a master fixer who hails from Texas.
Sutherland will star as J. Paul Getty, the great oil man and founder of the Getty family dynasty; Swank will portray J. Paul Getty III’s mother, Gail Getty; and Harris Dickinson will play kidnap victim, J. Paul Getty III.
Fraser is gearing up to juggle multiple projects this summer. In addition to “Trust,” he is also a series regular on AT&T Audience Network’s series “Condor” from MGM Television and Skydance TV, in which he’ll star alongside Max Irons and Mira Sorvino. Fraser is currently filming “Condor” in Toronto, and will be back-and-forth in the coming months from that set to London and Rome where “Trust” is shooting. The FX series heads into production overseas in June.
Most recently, Fraser appeared in another premium cable series with Showtime’s “The Affair.” Other recent projects include “The Field” and “Texas Rising.” The actor is most well-known for his role in the “Mummy” franchise, plus other films including “GI Joe: The Rise of the Cobra,” “Crash,” “George of the Jungle” and “Bedazzled.”
“Trust” is written by Beaufoy and will be directed by Boyle. Both serve as executive producers with Colson. FX Productions, Cloud Eight Films, Decibel Films and Snicket Films Limited are behind the project.
Fraser is repped by Gersh, Brillstein Entertainment and Felker Toczek Suddleson Abramson.
hey guys check this out
>some faggot trying to start a rap career
>makes terrible music that no one ever asked for (think eminem if he'd had his balls cut off when he was 11) using shitty beats that sound like those demo songs that some keyboards have pre installed for some reason and clips that look like he got help from the local drama club
>quit his job and gets over 200000 dollars in debt to finance his career (seriously how, all you need is beats, a decent mic and some software to mix it all together)
>has a vlog in which he elaborates on his "at least a million mission'', basically he wants to go from his 200k debt to a million listeners or a million dollars in rap money (>implying most musical artists actually make money) and he uses his maxed out credit cards to buy tvs and power tools which he then sells for half the price to buy studio time
>meanwhile this fucking faggot gets his food at tim hortons instead of cooking it himself for cheap
is this ultimate JUST?
/soyboys/ here
>https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwcyoa/comments/7yo5my/lewd_sjw_cyoa/
What makes a white men so absolutely JUST like this? Hell, this is beyond JUST, this is REDDIT.
Seriously, how does it get this bad? Is it just soy + culture?
Soy my shit up fam
>create a legendary trilogy
>your life's work
>something that is suppose to be remembered for centuries
>figure its time to retire
>sell movie rights
>buyer proceeds to throw the entire core fan base aside, and cater to SJWs
>your giga-autist fans no longer argue all day over your master plan
>the franchise has been reduced to mediocre films normies watch one night and then forget about one week later
>what you poured your heart and soul into ended up becoming the laughing stock of some japanese papercraft and cartoon forum
JUST
Rolled 9, 88, 5, 53, 15 = 170 (5d100) |
https://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2017/01/04/did-chuck-schumer-just-threaten-donald-trump/
TOP JUST
PRECISION TIMING
http://www.bostonherald.com/opinion/op_ed/2018/01/lowry_chuck_schumer_overplayed_his_hand
COMPLICIT JAIL
Top Cuck
Reposting from another board.
>LETTER TO THE DIVINE FEMININE,
>FROM THE WOUNDED MASCULINE
>I know that words can never heal the wounds we have created.
>But on behalf of men everywhere, I want to say I’m sorry.
>So incredibly sorry.
>For everything.
Wew! Someone give him the /just/ hairdo.
JUST JEW MY CHINESE CARTOONS UP
>>>/a/787871
(((Netflix))) Japan announced on January 31st that it will make a comprehensive business alliance with anime studios, Production I.G, Inc. and BONES INC..
Netflix is planning to co-produce anime episodes with each, I.G. including WIT STUDIO, Inc. and Bones, and stream all over the world, 190 countries, on Netflix.
For Netflix, the alliance is to produce and convey high-quality anime works from Japan to 190 countries and reinforce its lineup.
For anime producers, creators, it will enable them to get more chance to make their works reach to more anime fans living outside Japan through Netflix's global platform streaming.
And for Netflix members, it will lead them to watch and enjoy high quality anime works from Japan without getting the language/cultural barrier.
Therefore, the alliance will let members, creators who engage in prodcing anime, and anime production, have "win-win-win" relationship on Netflix.
Mitsuhisa Ishikawa, the president and CEO of Production I.G, commented as follows:
"It is really grateful for creators engaging in anime that high quality contents from Japan will reach to people watching Netflix all over the world and enjoy them. I will exert myself to produce contents that will entertain people regardless of the language."
Robert Roy, the vice president of Netflix, commented as follows:
"Japan's anime has got high reputation about its unique visual impact and the depth of story from fans from all over the world.
This time, I am really glad that making an alliance with I.G. and Bones lets us be involved in from the produce of anime works to stream them.
It would be grateful if Netflix can contribute to the development of Japan's anime culture, besides it, global streaming beyond countries and languages."
source: http://www.animecorner.me/2018/01/netflix-making-business-alliance-with.html
JP source : https://www.oricon.co.jp/news/2104965/full/?ref_cd=tw
>I assume now is the time to panic.
>This is different from the Netflix "anime" for which they were just a licensor, or something like Devilman which had still Aniplex behind it.
>This is Netflix directly going to the studios, and leading the entire production.
Of course Brendan. I will grant you all your wishes- you will become a successful actor. You fame will only match the amount of money you make. Your movies shall be watched and acclaimed by the whole world. Finally you will marry the woman of your dreams. All for free, at least from my side.
So, Brendan. Do we have a deal?
Fraser Simulator (round three)
Rolled 15, 11, 35, 65, 35 = 161 (5d100) |
ITT: we play Fraser simulator.
Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you
JUST
have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.
<The first Fraser Simulator threads got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough
Sweden raising retirement age to pay for refugees
>be old Swede
>getting close to retirement age
>Sweden proceeds to raise retirement age
>by 1.5 years each year
>Swedes need to un-retire each year
>you can never reach retirement age
>because it increases faster than time passes
JUST
Dark souls
>play dark souls 2
>can't stop feeling like this is a /just/ game
>get shit fucked up over and over again
>lose all souls (alimony)
>dark spirit comes to fuck your shit right up after you lose souls (causing them to permanently be lost)
>everywhere you go you find skellingtons
>and people shitpost "Don't give up, skellington!"
>kinda like a Mongolian image board dedicated to a former actor (the skellington)
>and the /just/ posters are trying to encourage the skellington (Fraser) to keep going
>find skellington in a dark room in fetal position
>post "Keep going, skellington"
Every time I see a skellington I think of Brendan Fraser.
JUSTENING Continues: Kathy Griffin
This deserves it's own thread here.
Original thread from /pol/:
Cannot get work any more, is on multiple Hollywood blacklists, INTERPOL, admits she has lost her mind
Kathy Griffin posted another unhinged video to her YouTube account Saturday where she admits she lost her mind.
Griffin complained about the continued fallout from her Trump beheading stunt. Not only is she on Interpol, she is on a Hollywood blacklist and said her legal bills are through the roof. Kathy Griffin posted a YouTube video to her channel Saturday dubbed ‘Kathy Griffin’s State of the Union’. She complained about the continued fallout from her Trump beheading photoshoot. “I just want you guys to know that I am fully in the middle of a blacklist, like I’m in the middle of a Hollywood blacklist. It is real. I’m not booked on any talk shows,” Griffin said. “When I get home, I do not have one single day of paid work in front of me,” Griffin continued. She also said she was unwilling to do the ‘club circuit’ as she has worked too hard in her life and she is above that type of work. Griffin admitted that she has to turn down fundraising requests because she is buried in legal bills following the bloody Trump head photoshoot. Griffin also sounded paranoid and said Harvey Weinstein hired a company to follow Rose McGowan around after she came forward about Hollywood sexual assault and implied she may be next. Griffin reiterated that she has no work when she returns home from her tour and said she’s being targeted because she’s a woman. She ended the video begging for a gig on a T.V. show.
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Cuck my life into pieces
This is my wife's black son
Suffocation
No breeding
Don't give a fuck if i catch my wife cheating
This is my wife's black son
Cuck my life into pieces
I've reached my cuck shed door
Suffocation, no breeding
Don't give a fuck if i catch my wife cheating
Do you even care if I stop the black breeding?
Would it be wrong would it be right?
If i looked at my wife tonight
Chances are that i might
With my small dick outta sight
And i'm contemplating suicide
Cause I'm losing my wife
Losing my life
Wish somebody would tell me i'm not a cuck
Losing my life
Losing my wife
Wish somebody would tell me i'm not a cuck
I never realized my bull was too thick
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Sucking!
Feeding on black seed
And living in sin
Alimony payment where do i begin?
It all started when i would rather
Look at my wife fucked
And no love for another!
Searching
To uncuck myself up on a higher level
Finding nothing but Bernie and alimony payments forever!
Cause I'm losing my life
Losing my wife
Wish somebody would tell me I'm not a cuck
Losing my life
Losing my wife
Wish somebody would tell me I'm not a cuck
Nothing's uncucked
Nothing's not JUST
I'm running and I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
JUST
Donna Brazile, the first black woman to hold the position, was singled out by Hillary during the rant. She screamed at Donna:
“I’m so sick of your face. You stare at the wall like a brain dead buffalo, while letting that f - - - ing Lauer get away with this. What are you good for, really? Get the f - - - to work janitoring this mess - do I make myself clear?”
Fraser Simulator (round two)
Rolled 92, 15, 87, 84, 3 = 281 (5d100) |
ITT: we play Fraser simulator.
Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you
JUST
have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.
<The first Fraser Simulator thread got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough
I'd like to share another inspiring song from our favorite artist - "The man who paid no alimony" by Brendan Fraser.
We passed upon the jury
We spoke of was and when
Although I was there
She said I wasn't her husband
Which came as no surprise
I spoke into her eyes
I thought you loved me some
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
I never got parole
You're face to face
With the man who paid no alimony
I laughed and shook her hand
And made my way back to prison
I searched for soap and found
For years and years caged
I gazed a gazeless stare
At all the millions that were
I must have had some
A long, long time ago
Who knows? Not me
I never had parole
You're face to face
With the man who paid no alimony
Who knows? Not me
I never had parole
You're face to face
With the man who paid no alimony
importent
Have you paid The Alimony yet, mateys?
It's a tough bill to pay! The Alimony was founded in 2007 by Brendan Fraser, who presents the attached image.
Forget red, brown and blue pills, The Alimony is the way of the future.
Image related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Pay The Alimony today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, Blue pills are for the ignorant masses, Brown pills are for furfags. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the real deal.
twenty bucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfdaVSQeYLw
this movie basically predicted his future
NEW BRENDAN APPEARANCE
On a terrible comedy show "Night Cap"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_bZRgPA_GM
full ep
http://sockshare.net/watch/vjyqNOYd-nightcap-season-2/episode-7.html