No.14957
>reddit fag
>likes putting things up his ass who would have guessed?
>has a large collection of dildos laid out around him
>has stroke while shoving a giant dildo up his ass
>calls 9/11
>paramedics burst in his room
>his mom and sisters walk in as well
>find him passed out with dildos everywhere and one up his ass
>the porn is still playing in the background
>Chad paramedics try not to laugh out loud, and Stacy nurses quietly giggle in the background when he finally comes to in his hospital bed
>now his entire family knows about what he likes up his ass
>comes home to see his mom and sisters gathered all of his dildos together and left them on his bed
>like a dumb baka, he goes to reddit to post his story thinking nobody would draw the connection
>makes detailed, embarrassing posts about his "situation"
>to nobody's surprise the story spread like wildfire and hundreds of thousands of redditfags read it
>his sister's friend comes across it sends the link to his parents
>his parents then see his post about how much he likes black dildos up his ass
>edits his post to include "hi mom" in it
Can you guys think of a more embarrassing situation? I nominate this to be 2018's top JUST
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No.14958
Here was hoping his family would shun him.
>be degenerate faggot
>family is a bunch of degenerate faggots too
Is this more JUST, or less JUST? I can't tell which scenario would be worse.
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No.14964
Can we make this a thread about JUSTed plebbitors?
>32 year old beta manchild gets 17k dollarydoos from his grandmother's inheritance
>spends most of it on some twitch camwhore
>thinks she loves him and wants to marry him because she laughs at his stupid jokes
>finds a post on a forum where she basically calls him a creepy obsessive sperg
>ledditor is so butthurt he decides to donate the rest of his money to some other twitch whore to make her jealous
JUST
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No.14968
>>14964
Jesus Christ thats pathetic. Reddit is prime hunting grounds for JUST content.
Get a load of this guy, his wife was cucking him while she was trying to get pregnant.
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No.14973
>>14968
>been in a relationship for 8 years
>About to graduate
>gf went back with ex from ten years ago
>a mere 2 years of marriage and she cucks him
So his """ gf""" was a 40 year old roastie while this guy is like 20? If anything life did him a favor by not allowing him to have kids, she was probably hoping to shit out a kid in the first year of marriage, cuck him with a nigger right after that, divorce and then JUST him with alimony for the rest of his life, this cuck should just move to another city and forget about that demon.
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No.14977
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No.14986
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No.14988
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No.15200
>>14964
My lunch was an $0.88 can of "Appetite Pleasin' Ranch Style Beans" from the good folks at ConAgra, and this faggot gets $17k and blows it on camwhores? Going to say he's the one getting more JUST in this situation at least my poverty isn't the result of a lack of sense.
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No.15201
>>14964
Nigger, how could you leave out shit like:
>he had to send her wikipedia articles just so she'd get his shitty jokes
>he made compilation videos of her eating
>he paid 400 big ones for a gif of her.
>he had someone draw a wedding picture of them
>he thought she would regret them not getting married
>he thought he 17k dollary doos is enough to take care of anyone for longer than a few months
<he did this all with grandma's blood money
This reminds me of the guys who had regrettable experiences with tranny hookers and Rover.
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No.15203
Take a step back and look at yourself my guy. Everyone here knows who I am and you just spent 30 minutes out of your life writing a greentext about me trying to sound funny to the 4 other retarded social outcasts qho broswe this board. It's not even like it's embarassing to me anymore my dude. You're just watching a stranger's life unfold and are too retarded to appreciate the irony of living in someone elses past as a substitue for your own life's complete lack od meaning. Do you think these people give a fuck about you? Do you think I give a fuck about you? Please though, waste the rest of your life watching me scratch my balls and masturbate and namedropping me to strangers to feel less alone.
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No.15289
>>15203
…Suuuure fam. If that's what makes you sleep at night, believe that. I'd have killed myself if I were you tho, with the dildos and the family.
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No.15299
>>14964
>that pic
ive seen it before and i swear its a troll post
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No.15301
 | Rolled 35, 2, 36, 33, 87 = 193 (5d100) |
>>15200
http://eu.conagrabrands.com/products/ranch-style-beans-jalapeno
>not found
My Cham did you eat all of the beans?
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No.15302
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No.15303
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No.15306
| Rolled 22, 10, 21, 61, 8 = 122 (5d100) |
>>15203
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No.15311
>>14964
>voluntarily paying betabucks alimony to a twitch camwhore who's disgusted by you
A true avatar of JUST.
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No.15317
>>15301
It's possible. I bought them at a store that only sells dented and expired food items.
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No.15396
>>15201
>tfw in poverty your entire life and see faggots blow their free shekels on a cam whore
It hurts.
I'm white living in a soon-to-be 3rd world country.
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No.15409
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No.15417
>>14964
it's not even exclusive to virgin betas
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No.15426
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No.15444
>>15426
Somebody has to fill me in. What the hell is this faggot training for?
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No.15455
>>15426
>self.sissyhypno
Jesus Christ…
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No.15593
JUST got this from /tv/.
>TL;DR: Man wants to fuck tons of bitches like his friend so he decides to have an open relationship with his fiance, who at first was digusted by the idea but caved in after the cuck had a meltdown
>Women ends up fucking 42 guys in one year
>Cuck man only gets 2 and is super mad
>Woman posts this on reddit and everyone calls her a whore
Frankly I think both were shit, the woman whored herself out but that was only after the cuck man gave her permission to do so.
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No.15596
>>15593
I've always wondered how a man that honestly believes he'd strike better or at least equal numbers to a woman looks like.
If he doesn't look like a young Fabio, then it's even funnier.
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No.15601
>>14986
holy shit thats basically me only I'm fuckin 28 and probably not going to get it
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No.15612
>>15409
No, in North America.
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No.15613
| Rolled 94, 40, 39, 55, 41 = 269 (5d100) |
>>15426
So what you're saying is if I eat two weeks worth of my own frozen cum I'll lose a good seven pounds? Hell, anything to avoid a diet.
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No.15614
| Rolled 79, 81, 37, 91, 73 = 361 (5d100) |
>>15593
That's actually a damn shame. He would've been fine if he hadn't been froends with a chad asshole that slept around. And his wife seems like she wouldn't have even JUST'd him if he hadn't essentially told her to. Imagine the spot that must put her in. Makes me mad as fuck at him for making me pity a literal whore.
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No.15616
>>15593
I'd probably strangle any partner who suggested an open relationship to me.
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No.15617
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No.15619
>>14957
Wait didn't his mom know as soon as she found him the first time? The reddit post doesn't matter after that.
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No.15630
File: d544579ff6ba92f⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.47 MB,2046x1306,1023:653,reddit shareblue maga cuck….png)
How fucking rich, how easy do your life needs to be, for you to donate money? That much money? To a fucking whore?
I'm fucking jealous. I hate first worlders so much.
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No.15631
>>15593
Let me tell you a secret, I hate females but it's always the guys fault. Notice how she only started to act like a female once the cuck gave her permission? Yeah. When they are in a relation ship, It's often the males who turn the women into leftist. That one is a good example, and not the first I seem that the guy got the wife into cucking.
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No.15773
>3 days ago
>on day 7 nofap
>get really horny
>look at porn, whore for hire sites, sexy youtube vids
>isnt enough i need the real thing
>start scheming/plotting for ways to get real sex
>look up cleaning women on vivastreet,craigs list, gumtree
>apparently the term "one off clean" is used commonly in the cleaning scene and i get the idea in my head that its code word for "one off sex"
>find a 49 year old women, same age as my mum
>says on her profile "one off cleans"
>get really horny
>ring her up
>posh voice
>she talks about shit, so do i, we agree on a time
>have an hour to prepare
>i put the room heating on full blast because cold temperature = small cock
>choosing what to wear
>decide on a big parka coat cuz it makes me look built and not skinny
>cleaner turns up
>both in my room
>things are silent as she is picking up my rubbish off the floor
>dry throat
>manage to let out a quiet "d-do you do extras?"
>she asked me to repeat what i said because she didn't hear me
>repeat louder this time
>cleaner visibly shocked "i don't do things like that"
>go red faced
>……..
>awkward silence
>the combination of the embarrassment,boiling hot room heat and the thick coat make me sweat profusely
>proceed to give her the 2 hours worth of payment and asked her to leave
>she refused to accept my money and insists that she stay and do the work cuz "work ethic"
>i asked her again to leave
>she wants to do some cleaning
>haggle on amount of time she stays for
>agreed on 1 hour even tho i gave her the money for 2 hours
>i try and explain to her why this happened, start talking about how i find older women attractive and that my mum is the same age
>not only have i made myself embarrassed but i have now made her as equally embarrassed by talking so honestly about things
>i continue to talk about my past and how i was bullied and shit in school
>she just wants to clean and tells me to change subject
>30 mins in of awkward chatting and at this point i smell of sweat from the heat and the coat
>mostly silence for the rest of the 30 mins
>ask her if she can let herself out when shes done
>JUST
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No.15776
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No.15891
>>15593
Holy shit she basically bags a guy a week and then gets upset because it was basicallt a free for all and her fiance is a beta cuck and shes a full blown whore lol
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No.19220
>>15614
He was a beta cuck who thought this shit was a good idea. It doesn't even matter whether his wife was good or not, because sooner or later he would have let her do something like this for great JUSTice.
Women never do things that are not "allowed" in some way, whether they make up a reason to justify it to themselves or whatever. They will gladly JUST you if their friends approve and they think they can get away with it, or they'll be a loving and faithful wife if their instincts tell them alimony isn't an option.
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