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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.19167

nowhere is safe

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 No.19170

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70% of his unobtanium will be given to her.

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 No.19176

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Why didn't James "Hack" Cameron cast Brendan?

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 No.19178

Dice rollRolled 73, 90, 59, 92, 56 = 370 (5d100)

>become cuck and prevent planet from getting justed

>get justed by you ayylmao ex-wife

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 No.19200

>>19178

>betray your species for blue pussy

>give up your friends, family, and even your body

>lose in alien divorce court and lose your entire new life

The ultimate JUST. This movie should make Brendan feel better about himself.

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 No.19201

File: 63fbb3162086ecd⋯.jpg (8.16 KB,251x233,251:233,1510684739821.jpg)

Hunter gatherer societies don't have currency, not even the concept of private property in some cases, so what would be the alimony?

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 No.19202

>>19201

50% of your chickens, goy.

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 No.19216

>>19201

The alimony would be a court forcing you every day to watch your ex-wife and daughter getting fucked by a new man. Maybe even force/cuck you to raise your ex-wife's new son.

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 No.19235

>brendan grew a gut

>jake's tail thingy will shrink and he may have to give up his flying creature thing to her

just fuck his shit up.

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 No.19241

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>>19201

>not even the concept of private property in some cases, so what would be the alimony?

she gets 50% of the tree, his winged ride is now hers, and 50 000 rocks of unobtainium per month.

and his tail falls off so he can't connect with anything living anymore.

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 No.19242

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>>19241

>50 000 rocks of unobtainium per month.

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 No.19248

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Mr. Cameron, put me in your movie, I used my first month alimony freedom allowance to get plastic surgery.

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