No.19167
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No.19170
70% of his unobtanium will be given to her.
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No.19176
Why didn't James "Hack" Cameron cast Brendan?
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No.19178
 | Rolled 73, 90, 59, 92, 56 = 370 (5d100) |
>become cuck and prevent planet from getting justed
>get justed by you ayylmao ex-wife
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No.19200
>>19178
>betray your species for blue pussy
>give up your friends, family, and even your body
>lose in alien divorce court and lose your entire new life
The ultimate JUST. This movie should make Brendan feel better about himself.
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No.19201
Hunter gatherer societies don't have currency, not even the concept of private property in some cases, so what would be the alimony?
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No.19202
>>19201
50% of your chickens, goy.
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No.19216
>>19201
The alimony would be a court forcing you every day to watch your ex-wife and daughter getting fucked by a new man. Maybe even force/cuck you to raise your ex-wife's new son.
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No.19235
>brendan grew a gut
>jake's tail thingy will shrink and he may have to give up his flying creature thing to her
just fuck his shit up.
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No.19241
>>19201
>not even the concept of private property in some cases, so what would be the alimony?
she gets 50% of the tree, his winged ride is now hers, and 50 000 rocks of unobtainium per month.
and his tail falls off so he can't connect with anything living anymore.
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No.19242
>>19241
>50 000 rocks of unobtainium per month.
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No.19248
Mr. Cameron, put me in your movie, I used my first month alimony freedom allowance to get plastic surgery.
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