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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.12634

I'm building a team.

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 No.12651

File: ee0c9dbe46c7918⋯.jpg (124.66 KB,1280x720,16:9,CIA Power stance.jpg)

And why would I want you in my team?

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 No.12654

YOU CAN'T UNFUCK YOUR SHIT ALONE

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 No.12698

File: 1998099787781e0⋯.jpg (4.01 MB,2364x2168,591:542,Brendan_Fraser_by_David_Sh….jpg)

>>12634

They call me Just Payne

I've been involved in about 20 FBI missions involving Russian special agents.

I once cleared a Sky scraper from Mujahedin terrorists, i killed all of them - about 50 guys.

I also see the reality in slow motion when i drink.

Do you want my services?

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 No.12704

File: a85b2eff6fb272d⋯.jpg (58.26 KB,472x472,1:1,a85b2eff6fb272d0949ef08f24….jpg)

>>12634

Grrretingz

My name sein Brandolf Alimenter

Ich have very good experienze in the leaderszip

I can easzily gatdher followerz and deploy zem in the best strategically posizion.

Ich apply for ze team

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 No.12706

File: 8097bdeea5244df⋯.jpg (20.74 KB,400x400,1:1,yes, its me.jpg)

File: 0391e85abee39f1⋯.jpg (85.79 KB,634x845,634:845,douche.jpg)

File: 238363f0d8db153⋯.jpg (163.01 KB,600x339,200:113,BestInClass.jpg)

I have been browsing your board every once in a while and I have noticed that you have become infatuated with my hair (which is stylin') so I have decided to help you out by joining your team, Mr. Fraser.

Let me tell you that I am here to unfuck your shit for good. It is not the hair that fucks you up, it is your state of mind. If you put your mind to it, anything is possible. My main line of work is dentistry (of which I am Best In Class), but that hasn't stopped me from dabbing in professional hair service (Pic is of a friend, he loved it).

My barber always got my hair wrong. He said what I was asking for was physically impossible, but I told him that nothing is impossible. He still didn't get it right, so I called him a faggot to his face and decided that I am the only person qualified to take care of my looks. I have a beautiful family, tons of money, a profession I love and a secret hobby involving hairdos. I can tell you with a straight face that all of my success has been possible because people respect my hair and because I have amazing skills, and I am willing to teach you this art. It is my secret to success, and I personally oversee that my 2 daughters get the same hair treatment as I do.

I know that I haven't touched your lovely locks before, and that is probably why your career is such a failure, your wife turned out an evil vampire and your "alimony" money is being used to buy cocaine and black male strippers. You need the Gino Touch to lift the curse.

Put me on your team, and I will ensure you will have bright smiles, great hair and huge success. You need to look your best on your new show, too.

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 No.12711

File: 51c51864f556970⋯.png (296.54 KB,354x349,354:349,BARD.png)

File: 3f88fa8dcb23b56⋯.png (263.1 KB,353x347,353:347,SCOUT.png)

File: 06025b2b69969d6⋯.png (226.46 KB,353x350,353:350,TECHNOMANCER.png)

File: 530630bf58d2650⋯.png (199.85 KB,352x348,88:87,WARRIOR.png)

I HEREBY SUMMON FOUR OF MY MIGHTIEST WARRIORS TO AID BRENDAN ON HIS PERILOUS JOURNEY

SHAZAM

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 No.12719

>>12711

>that fourth pic

Not even Pyramid Head is safe from the grasping clutches of alimony demons. Poor guy had to sell off his knife and helmet after that sexual harassment lawsuit with the Mannequin.

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 No.12748

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>>12711

So these are the four elite oni that have gone unseen since the Heian period.

>>12634

Yare yare daze, me and my stand, [Star Justinum] will join your cause.

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