No.13397
 | Rolled 49, 53, 42, 66, 100 = 310 (5d100) |
Is… is he pregnant?
How will we name the baby?
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No.13398
>the absolute state of his physique
>chicken legs
>beer gut
>dat gyno
>unironically balding
We're meming too hard. We're creating an egregore that is effectively applying all of our memes to his real life form.
DELETE /JUST/ FOR BRENDAN
LET THE MEMES BE MERE DREAMS
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No.13400
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No.13405
Maybe…maybe Brendan could fly to Japan and join the sumo federation like other foreigners who became upper division sumos did in the past? Fuck, I don't even know at this point.
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No.13407
>>13405
>Brendan's new fam is through sumo wrastlin
This fucking timeline is wild.
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No.13408
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No.13409
B been eatin good looks like
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No.13411
| Rolled 2, 10, 78, 16, 24 = 130 (5d100) |
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
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No.13413
| Rolled 60, 51, 54, 81, 15 = 261 (5d100) |
>>13411
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No.13416
>>13407
Hey, there's a Georgian and a Bulgarian in the current top ranks of sumo, so why not Brendan? The only issue would be the ceremonial topknot, they might need to use a wig or extensions for that. Plus, all the top ranking wrestlers display a ceremonial embroidered apron at the beginning of the grand tournaments that's submitted by their sponsors and represents them in some way. We could pool our money together and have Brendan's apron display "JFMSU" right on NHK.
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No.13428
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No.13433
>Brendan Fraser was spotted on a beach in Barbados with his three children on Wednesday.
>The 49-year-old actor - best known for looking buffed in 1997's George Of The Jungle and for starring alongside Rachel Weisz in The Mummy franchise - looked comfortable in his black Nike shirt and shorts.
>This sighting comes after the Hollywood vet revealed to GQ magazine that he ruined his body from doing too many stunts for his films causing him to have multiple operations. He also claimed that he experienced sexual harassment.
>Earlier this month he broke his silence on his depression that has crippled him for decades. His divorce from Afton no doubt took a toll. But so did his movies, where he was required to pull off some fairly dangerous stunts.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5533031/Brendan-Fraser-49-treats-vacation-Barbados.html
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No.13434
| Rolled 65, 87, 93, 85, 62 = 392 (5d100) |
As far as his sexual assault, he said it was made by an influential Hollywood figure.
In 2003 by the then-president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Philip Berk.
The incident occurred in 2003 at the Beverly Hills Hotel while they were having lunch.
>'His left hand reaches around, grabs my a** cheek, and one of his fingers touches me in the taint,' he told the publication.
<'And he starts moving it around. I felt ill. I felt like a little kid. I felt like there was a ball in my throat. I thought I was going to cry.'
>After immediately leaving the luncheon, Fraser told his wife of the interaction but otherwise remained silent for fear of embarrassment and career damage.
While he did not go public, about the incident he eventually did report it to the HFPA, but their response was clear: Fraser was rarely invited back to the Globes after 2003.
In the article, Berk says he wrote a letter to Fraser about the incident but 'admitted no wrongdoing.'
Fraser said that he became depressed and he started telling himself he deserved what had happened to him.
>'I was blaming myself and I was miserable - because I was saying: "This is nothing; this guy reached around and he copped a feel". That summer wore on - and I can't remember what I went on to work on next.'
>'Maybe I am over-reacting in terms of what the instance was,' he says about the Berk allegation. 'I just know what my truth is.'
http://archive.is/AqG2V
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No.13435
| Rolled 52, 100, 18, 85, 99 = 354 (5d100) |
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No.13439
>>13435
>he got divorced after he got sexually harrassed
>his body broken
>now pregnant with artificial insemination by budweiser
JUST
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No.13440
| Rolled 51, 62, 69, 23, 71 = 276 (5d100) |
>>13397
HOW TO UNFUCK?
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No.13446
>>13397
honestly this is heart breaking
where did everything go so wrong?
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No.13447
>>13446
When he thought that marrying Afton is a good idea.
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No.13448
>>13446
He fell for the jewess meme.
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No.13452
| Rolled 34, 11, 34, 56, 14 = 149 (5d100) |
>>13434
>'His left hand reaches around, grabs my a** cheek, and one of his fingers touches me in the taint,' he told the publication.
>'And he starts moving it around. I felt ill. I felt like a little kid. I felt like there was a ball in my throat. I thought I was going to cry.'
His shit was literally fucked
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No.13453
>>13452
>His shit was literally fucked
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No.13454
>>13453
Meme magic is retroactive.
Or maybe the meme is just unavoidable and we are just paws to them, not the opposite.
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No.13455
>>13397
Has Afton been putting soy into Brendan's food all these years?
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No.13459
>>13454
>tfw Monsoon was right all along
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No.13462
| Rolled 58, 34, 56, 58, 62 = 268 (5d100) |
I thought about justing his hair a little in a couple of pictures but I almost feel bad now.
How did everything end up so fucked?
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No.13464
Shit is beyond fucked its megafucked now.
JUST
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No.13465
| Rolled 28, 98, 33, 89, 47 = 295 (5d100) |
what have we done?
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No.13469
| Rolled 9, 27, 21, 73, 8 = 138 (5d100) |
Pay him
Stop the alimony curse
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No.13594
>>13433
>he ruined his body from doing too many stunts for his films
Mind you don't do 'too many stunts' lads.
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No.13596
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No.13603
Jesus Christ this man has had his shit fucked hard
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No.13650
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No.13652
He took all the alimony and put it in his stomach so he can birth more Alimonies for Afton
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No.13656
| Rolled 12, 62, 94, 33, 41 = 242 (5d100) |
UNFUCK
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No.15937
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No.15938
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No.15939
JELLY GUT
UNIRONICALLY BALD
SAGGY MAN TITS
TESTOSTERONE PLUMMETING
THAT REAL J.U.S.T. PHYSIQUE
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No.16410
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No.16411
This thread is pure gold.
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No.16441
>>13397
somebody photoshop him to make him look good again
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No.16450
>>16441
Make Brendan Great Again.
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No.16486
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No.17993
He'll look just like his daddy!
I think he'll name him Justin.
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No.18338
| Rolled 42, 99, 14, 38, 70 = 263 (5d100) |
>>13397
Unjust The Just!
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