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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.15001

I always told my friend: You gotta be careful around that woman. Cover all of your bases and never, ever forego the rubber.

He didn't listen. Three kids he had with her, three kids he didn't want because she "forgot" to take the pill, and now he got a letter from her lawyer saying she demands 2000 bucks a month. He makes 3600 bucks.

He

JUST GOT HIS SHIT FUCKED UP

Let's have a round of applause for the newest member of the JUSTice league.

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 No.15003

File: 5cca41f890560e2⋯.jpg (53.3 KB,695x463,695:463,5cca41f890560e2baf9fe48ef9….jpg)

Shit, was he married?

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 No.15005

File: d2568ea7f7a3d01⋯.gif (4.82 MB,636x351,212:117,going_full_nuclear.gif)

>>15001

JUUUUUUUUUUUST

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 No.15006

>>15003

Once you got kids, you're dead meat. Alimony has transcended marriage.

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 No.15008

File: ddfa21a2b9002b7⋯.gif (1.73 MB,500x268,125:67,001.gif)

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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 No.15009

File: 9cddefb955225b9⋯.jpg (52.79 KB,350x500,7:10,9cddefb955225b966f8ee53632….jpg)

>sex for the sole purpose of pleasure

>with 3dpd

>not stopping after 2 frekkin kids

Is there anything that can potentially JUST a man more?

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 No.15010

File: e4f2bdd8759dcb4⋯.png (121.19 KB,265x396,265:396,JUST for men.png)

>>15001

Sounds like he needs a haircut

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 No.15011

>>15001

So what was with the woman? Was she a psycho bitch? What were the redflags?

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 No.15014

Dice rollRolled 5, 100, 51, 16, 23 = 195 (5d100)

>>15011

Any woman that uses contraception is already a redflag. You either have 100% assurance you're not taking care of a kid afterward (prostitute, sexbot, etc.) or you intentionally impregnate a waifu and raise your descendants in a functional home.

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 No.15017

>>15014

Yeah but what are more specific red flags? There are obvious ones like tattoos, piercings, parrot hair… But there are also crypto-thots that blend in better.

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 No.15021

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 49, 88, 5, 76, 10 = 228 (5d100)

>>15017

The very first thing you'd need to consider for a mate is the girl's relationship with her father. The father figure is very important, since it shapes what she looks for in a spouse. If the father is absent, or a drunkard sleezebag, then move on and don't look back. If the father's a cuck, chances are she'll only be looking for a beta orbiter, then have kids with Tyrone while living on betabux. Look for a masculine and caring father.

The same thing can apply to boys and their mothers, too.

Charles makes a good point with this in vidrelated.

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 No.15025

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>>15011

No obvious red flags, Everyone considered her to be a unicorn, even by brother who is an eternal bachelor. Hell, even I thought she was alright, if a bit dumb.

Just goes to show, every single woman can and will tun on you within a day. 2D is life.

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 No.15046

>>15025

If you said not to trust her there much be some red flags. Scholars must compile a complete guide to red flags to prevent future JUSTings.

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 No.15048

>>15046

>red flag 1: she exists in he third dimension

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 No.15049

>>15048

2D is shit too, you get justed by the fact that she will never be real.

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 No.15050

Dice rollRolled 75, 77, 64, 93, 68 = 377 (5d100)

>born early enough to get a taste of an ideal companion

>born just in time for 95% of women to be literal sluts

>born slightly too early for the next societal collapse to make mating worth the trouble again

JUST FUCK MY CAUSALITY UP

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 No.15054

>>15049

JUST get a tulpa

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 No.15055

>>15054

>summon a succubus

>get JUST'd by succubus

Brendan got JUST'd for your sins, so you wouldn't have to suffer that fate.

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 No.15118

>>15046

Being a woman is a huge red flag already. I told him not to trust her because she's a woman. He didn't listen. He called me a paranoid misogynist, once.

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