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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: cdcf1ca5945cd0b⋯.jpg (20.07 KB,325x392,325:392,pamela-mastropietro-5-325x….jpg)

 No.13538

>do a night bike ride

>strava on listening to some music phone in back of pants

>on way home

>stop at traffic light

>qt.314 across the street

>hold to traffic sign

>light turns green try to(possibly) showboat a little so I launch agressively pop a wheelie and crash

>ok.jpg hurt.webm pick bike up immediately and cycl3 away past qt. In pain trying to save myself the embarrasement

>after 3km strangely I hear no music

>fuck where is my phone

>Retrace my ride to crash site

>nophone.avi

>it's probably stolen so I go home

>when get home call myself to see which fucker stole it

>a girl answers says she found my phone and tells me where I can come to pick it up

>bike mode 10000wats of power to location

>she's there, she's beautiful(really a beauty)

>introduce myself she tells me her name which I forget immediately (why do I always do this?)

>tell her she's outstanding for being so cool, give her three fiddy for a coffee (all I had on me)

>as I cycle away I remember I don't know her name

>I should have asked her for her phone number

>i will probably never see her again

>as I ride back home insted of happy for finding phone I am sad because I didn't at least remember her name

>when I come home the distance travelled on strava shows 33.3 km

JUST

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 No.13544

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God bless you anon. What an awful thing to happen.

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 No.13550

>>13544

(Location services were on all the time.)

I can't bring myself to look at the average speed she walked from the crash site to her home

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 No.13552

File: 65a84e665a525c5⋯.webm (3.18 MB,238x360,119:180,help me.webm = 1500945049….webm)

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 No.13563

File: 72432b49c206377⋯.gif (1008.28 KB,402x491,402:491,724.gif)

>>13544

>>13552

Thanks for feeling my hurt fam.

The pain on the left part of my tailbone matched with the realisation I might have missed out on the love of my life without even asking her phone number (it would be a good line given the situation you have to admit) sent me into a 48 hr slumber binge with occasional pauses to eat pizza and chocolate, just getting fatter while the beautiful world revolved outside

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 No.13564

File: 150e45b7beca0fe⋯.png (1.23 MB,746x965,746:965,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH….png)

Riveting tale chap, JUST terrific.

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 No.13567

File: a12485ee022aa56⋯.webm (3.34 MB,1280x720,16:9,DontGiveUp.webm)

>>13563

Go out and find her anon. Surely one day after tireless searching, you will be reunited with the qt with which you were destined to be.

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 No.13735

>>13550

If location stuff was on why not go to her house?

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 No.15437

Dice rollRolled 26, 15, 4, 20, 20 = 85 (5d100)

>>13735

It is an apartment complex.

To this day I can not forget the utter JUST of the idiocy / missed opportunity I made that day.

I truely am a certified idiot

I should have just asked her out for a drink

The worst thing of it all is I realised my failure the moment I made 10 meters driving away.

It would be better if I never thought of it

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 No.15438

File: 42f78bae393732c⋯.jpg (43.15 KB,660x227,660:227,3520706_0945_pamela_mastro….jpg)

File: 1a500009098552c⋯.jpg (30.2 KB,403x570,403:570,pamela.jpg)

File: 89cd0e98bf06c3b⋯.jpg (34.77 KB,696x391,696:391,pamela-696x391.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 12, 43, 2, 21, 6 = 84 (5d100)

>>15437

dice confirm

this is sort of how she looked

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 No.15439

>>13538

She saw you make an ass of yourself trying to pop a wheelie, OP. You can't make a comeback after a girl see you fail like that. You just gotta move on.

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 No.15591

>>13538

for the best, she probably saw all your hentai and chan history. chock it up as a win because she didn't call the police on your ass

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 No.15609

A real Shakespearian tragedy, Anon.

JUST

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