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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.11903

Of course Brendan. I will grant you all your wishes- you will become a successful actor. You fame will only match the amount of money you make. Your movies shall be watched and acclaimed by the whole world. Finally you will marry the woman of your dreams. All for free, at least from my side.

So, Brendan. Do we have a deal?

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 No.11928

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He looks like a certain group of people.

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 No.11939

>>11928

>the fantasy version of the devil looks like a jew

It's

JUST

unfair to depict a demon as something so evil

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 No.11947

What if this already happened? Does Brendan look like a man that still has his soul?

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 No.11965

>>11947

I think it's the exact opposite! Such a touching expression of sorrow as he wears all the time can only come from from the soul, and a very sensetive one at that.

I think what happened here was something more like this:

>Yo, brendan, Old Nick here. Yea, yea, that's right: the Old Scratch, the Prince of Darkness and all that jazz.

>look son, Imma make you a deal. You wanna be an actor boy, right? In the Hollywood, right?

>now, now, just lemme finish!

>You know how difficult it is to get anywhere in a jewed up industry without the right connections, being one of the tribe, becoming a leftist propaganda mouthpiece, or willingness to go down on as many dicks as they wave in front of your face, right?

>a decent, innocent fella like you can never make it now, amirite?

>so here's the deal: I'll make you the greatest, best paid actor of all time. You'll get riches. You get dames. You'll get to marry the girls of your dreams. That's right! Remember Sally from fourth grade English? I'll even throw in a good camera into the deal. Yea, I know how much of a photography bum you are.

>all that in exchange for a measly little thing you mortals call a 'soul'. Real bargin if yer askin me.

>so how about it?

>so you refuse, eh?

>well, then. In that case you'll probably get a visit from one of my agents…

>a certain ms. Smith

HA HAHAHAHA… HA HAHAHA!

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