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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.9447

I'd like to share another inspiring song from our favorite artist - "The man who paid no alimony" by Brendan Fraser.

We passed upon the jury

We spoke of was and when

Although I was there

She said I wasn't her husband

Which came as no surprise

I spoke into her eyes

I thought you loved me some

A long long time ago

Oh no, not me

I never got parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

I laughed and shook her hand

And made my way back to prison

I searched for soap and found

For years and years caged

I gazed a gazeless stare

At all the millions that were

I must have had some

A long, long time ago

Who knows? Not me

I never had parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

Who knows? Not me

I never had parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

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 No.9449

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Some background to this song:

Brendan wrote it after Afton succeded in increasing his monthly Alimony payments and since he had no money and he went to jail. He had the idea for it when one of the men who fucked his wife while they were married forced him to pick up the soap.

Although the song remains Brendan Fraser's greatest success in his musical career, his exact inspiration is unknown.

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 No.9451

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Another one of Brendan's great successes. Song is named "Child Support"

All around me are alimony checks

Worn out tissues

Worn out movies

Bright and early for my daily disgraces

Going nowhere

Going nowhere

My tears are filling up my glasses

No expression

No expression

Inside my head I want to drown my ex-wife

No tomorrow

No tomorrow

And I find it kind of FUCK

I find it kind of JUST

The dreams in which I'm single are the best I've ever had

I find it hard to pay you

'Cause I find no work to take

When I run in circles it's a big big

Child support

Child support

Child support

Child support

I am waiting for the day I feel good

Happy alimony

Happy alimony

Made to feel the way that every actor shouldn't

Sit and pay

Sit and pay

Went to court and I was very nervous

No one knew me

No one knew me

Hello, judge, tell me what's my conviction?

Look right through me

Look right through me

And I find it kind of FUCK

I find it kind of JUST

The dreams in which I'm single are the best I've ever had

I find it hard to pay you

'Cause I find no work to take

When I run in circles it's a big big

Child support

Child support

Child support

Child support

And I find it kind of FUCK

I find it kind of JUST

The dreams in which I'm single are the best I've ever had

I find it hard to pay you

'Cause I find no work to take

When I run in circles it's a big big

Child support

Child support

food support

Child support

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 No.9454

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I've been inspired lately, hopefully someone sings at least one of these.

Load up on money

Bring your alimony

It's fun to divorce and to sue

She's winning, rest assured

Oh no I know, a payment due

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello

Out of court agreement, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, settle this

I feel ruined and egregious

Here I am now, fuck my shit

A mulatto, an Albino

A mosquito, my ex-wife, JUST

Hey, gay

I'm jobless at what I do best

And for this gift, I feel FUCK

My little wealth has never been

And never will until the end

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello

Out of court agreement, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, settle this

I feel ruined and egregious

Here I am now, fuck my shit

A mulatto, an Albino

A mosquito, my ex-wife, JUST

Hey, gay

And I forget just why I married

Oh yeah, I guess it makes mom smile

I found it hard, it's hard to pay

Oh well, 90 thousand, nevermind

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello, child support

Hello, Hello, Hello

Out of court agreement, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, settle this

I feel ruined and egregious

Here I am now, fuck my shit

A mulatto, an Albino

A mosquito, my ex-wife

A trial, a trial, a trial, a trial, a trial

a trial, a trial, a trial, a trial, a trial

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 No.9455

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Back in debt

I hit the sack

I've been so long I'm sad to be back

Yes, I'm kept close

To the noose

that's kept me hanging about

I've been looking to die

Cause i aint goin high

Forget the hearse 'cause I can't afford

I got no money

No wife

Abused by everyone and staying mild

'Cause I'm back

Yes, I'm back

Well, I'm back

Yes, I'm back

Well I'm, back

Well, I'm back in debt

Yes, I'm back in debt

Back in the front

Of a court room

.41 with a bullet, Ima pull the gatt

Yes, I'm in a bang

I tried to hang

They've got to catch me if they want me to pay

Cause I can't afford the FUCK

And I'm gettin' more flak

Nobody's gonna get me another alimony

So look at me now

I'm JUST FUCKIN' MY SHIT

Don't try to push your luck, because I can't pay

Cause I'm back

Yes, I'm back

Well, I'm back

Yes, I'm back

Well, I'm back, back

Well, I'm back in debt

Yes, I'm back in debt

Well, I'm back, yes I'm back

Well, I'm back, yes I'm back

Well, I'm back, back

Well, I'm back in debt

Yes I'm back in debt

Ho yeah

Oh yeah

Yes I am

Oh yeah, yeah oh yeah

Back in the row

Well, I'm back, I'm back

Back, (I'm back)

Back, (I'm back)

Back, (I'm back)

Back, (I'm back)

Back

Back in debt

Yes I'm back in debt

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 No.9456

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I'm brendan fraser'ing music videos at 2am when I have things to do in 4 hours, and I haven't slept yet.

There is a courtroom in Beverly Hills

They call the Alimony Room

And it's been the ruin of many a poor man

And God I know Brendan's one

This mother was an actor

He played in new movies

His wife was a rotten woman

Down in Beverly Hills

Now the last thing an actor needs

Is a lost case and skank

And the last time he was satisfied

Is when he was prude

Oh Brendan tell your children

Not to do what you have done

Spend your lives in divorce and alimony

In the house of the Alimony Room

Well, he got one foot on the platform

The other foot on the vain

He's goin' back to Beverly Hills

To wear that suit and coffin

Well, There is a courtroom in Beverly Hills

They call the Alimony Room

And it's been the ruin of many a poor man

And God I know Brendan's one

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 No.9457

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Well, I just got into court about an hour ago

Took a look around, see which way I can run

Nowhere is Afton with my beverly hills bungalow

Aren't you a lucky little bitch in the City of Hills

Or just another lost devil… City of Hell

City of Hell, City of Hell, City of Hell, woo,

c'mon

Alimony woman, Alimony woman

Alimony woman sunday afternoon

Alimony woman sunday afternoon

Alimony woman sunday afternoon

Drive-thru in your suburb

Into your blues, into your blues, yeah

Into your blue-blue blues

Into your blues, ohh, yeah

I set your hair a burnin'

Hell's also filled with fire

If they say I ever loved you

You know they are a liar

Drivin' down your freeway

Midnight alleys roam

Cops in cars, the topless bars

Never saw a woman…

So far gone, so far gone

So far gone, so far gone

Child Support Murder Madness

Let's change the mood from sad to happiness

Mr. Fraser risin', Mr. fraser risin'

Mr. Fraser risin', Mr. fraser risin'

Got to keep on risin'

Mr. Fraser risin', Mr. Fraser risin'

Fraser Risin', gotta Fraser risin'

Risin', risin'

Gone risin', risin'

I'm gone risin', risin'

I gotta risin', risin'

Well, risin', risin'

I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin'

Woah, ohh yeah

Well, I just got into court about an hour ago

Took a look around, see which way I can run

Nowhere is Afton with my beverly hills bungalow

Aren't you a lucky little bitch in the City of Hills

Or just another lost devil… City of Hell

City of Hell, City of Hell, City of Hell, woah, c'mon

Alimony oman, Alimony woman

Alimony woman, you were my woman

Little alimony woman, little alimony woman

alimony. alimony. woman woman

alimony. woman c'mon

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 No.9458

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Imagine there's no alimony

It's easy if I try

No hell above me

Around me only joy

Imagine afton living by herself

Imagine there's no child support

It isn't hard to do

Nothing to kill myself or die for

And no divorce too

Imagine all my children living life in peace, you

You may say I'm a dreamer

But I'm not the only one

I hope some day you'll leave us

And the world will be as one

Imagine no division of possessions

I wonder if you can

No need for checks or judges

A brotherhood of man

Imagine all the men not sharing all their world, you

You may say I'm a dreamer

But I'm not the only one

I hope some day you'll leave us

And the world will be as one

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 No.9459

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"Hasten my Fall" by Brendan Idol

I have the need so I will act yeah

I'm just a man but I will try yeah

Lost cash to lovers fellow divorcers yeah

Left me sad and hollow out of money

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble

Hasten my fall yeah

If I should stumble

Hasten my fall

Hasten my fall

If I should stumble

Hasten my fall

If I should stumble

I've married and unmade my own money yeah

I've laid my head on the jury of women yeah

I've cried and then broken my own mind

Just to keep me free in this mad, mad ward

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble

hasten my fall yeah

If I should stumble

hasten my fall

hasten my fall

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble won't you hasten my fall yeah

If I should stumble hasten my fall yeah

If I should stumble would you hasten my fall

If I should stumble hasten my fall

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 No.9460

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>>9459

quick note:

I was going to do either Rebel Yell or White Wedding but then I realized both of those songs are already about alimony anyway.

Billy Idol even looks like his shit is fucked.

I'll go sleep now.

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 No.9461

>>9447

>I thought some glorious autist actually sung this

Just disappoint my shit up fam.

You get a bravo for trying though.

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 No.9468

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Dice rollRolled 71, 57, 44, 15, 35 = 222 (5d100)

This thread is a testament to JUSTice. I will contribute.

This is Fraser's move away from more classic songs and into the experimental territory of industrial metal. It was a time of great angst for him and gives a glimpse into his tortured mind.

I don't know you

You all know me

Alimony is true

Alimony is real

A binding marriage

Devil against man

They will fuck my wallet as much as they can

No need to get hurt JUST say these words:

FUCK - MY SHIT - UP

I will fuck your wife until you say: FUCK MY SHIT UP

Unbound from each other

Killing my account

I want to hear you fuck your shit up

It's all about money

It's all about JUST

Unfuck my shit before I go bust

FUCK - MY SHIT - UP

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 No.9470

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Dice rollRolled 7, 45, 20, 61, 73 = 206 (5d100)

Nihilistic lawyers

Apostolic cuckoholics

Messianic actors

Cataclysmic and prolific

In the age of alimony

JUSTice and cuckoldry

Celebrate my fucked-up-ness

Menace to her bitchery

Acting is my inspiration

Robbery her trade

Sabotage and cuckoldry

JUSTice is my mental state

Mesmerizing JUSTening

Intended for my eyes to see

Cuckish and anthemic

Until my hair gets fucked up

Like a fiendish Afton virus

Sucking blood from all my veins

Needle-sharp, cock-in-mouth

Poking at my virgin ass

A Buck in my clothing

My penultimate doom

Fucks my wife in all her holes

Exploding in her womb

This is counter culture from the board of /just/

Eternal alimony, this is my divorce

J U S T where we all REEEEE

Megalomaniacal, autistic as can be

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 No.9473

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I know

I know that I've been blind

I've been a fool to myself

I thought that I could live with someone else

But now

Through all the cheques I pay

It's time for me to respect

The gods of alimony more than anything

So as justed is my heart

I feel the best thing I could do

Is pay it up

And don't go to jail

My hair is spiked-up, it feels so bad

I cry all night, I fell so sad

I just have to pay again

My shit is fucked up…

I heard

That Afton talks behind my back

It's like the guilt is all mine

"Cant live with just 50,000 bucks a month"

I know

I can't earn it all back

You can't just earn that fucking much

With just two supporting roles in months

It all amounts to nothing

My savings keep dwindling down, dwindling down, dwindling down

It all returns to nothing

I can't keep talking her down, talking her down, talking her down

In my heart of JUST

I know that I'll never act again

I've lost everything… Everything…

Everything that's in my account, shekels, cash and loans

I heard

That Afton talks behind my back

It's like the guilt is all mine

"Cant live with just 50,000 bucks a month"

I know

We can't fight the JUST

You have to pay for your child

Because of that I'm all fucked up inside

It all amounts to nothing

My savings keep dwindling down, dwindling down, dwindling down

It all returns to nothing

I can't keep talking her down, talking her down, talking her down… (x2)

(dwindling down, dwindling down, dwindling down)

(talking her down, talking her down, talking her down)

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 No.9543

"Cruel System"

Hot legal courtrooms 

And my monies are burning 

I sit around 

Trying to smile 

But my hair is just fucked, and why..

Strange lawyers are saying

What did they say 

Things I can't understand 

It's too fucked for comfort 

This alimony has got right out of hand 

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, cruel system 

Now my monies, gone 

My life is JUSTed

My friends are away 

And I'm on my own

It's too expensive to handle

I just want to get up and go 

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

It's a cruel cruel system 

Now my monies are gone

You're not the only one

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

It's a cruel cruel system

Now my monies are gone

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, cruel Afton

Now JUSTice is gone 

You're not the only one

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

It's a cruel cruel system 

Now JUSTice is gone

You're not the only one

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