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>2117
>mom tells me to get off the internet
>unhook myself from my PleasureSphere XL
>have to visit great-grandpa because he's dying
>shitsucks.hvri
>board the shuttle for the low-orbit international health center
>takes 7 hours just to get there, but at least the in-flight VR porn was okay
>check in and go to great-grandpa's room
>he would always yell at me and call me a "tranny faggot"
>don't even know what that means, was probably demented and started making up words to insult me for no reason
>fam's sitting around him listening to him tell stories
>he's talking about 4 chans or something
>nobody knew what he was talking about
>look it up on my PDA
>it's a webspace from over 100 years ago, before the A.I moderated the internet
>then goes on about "meems", probably making up words again
>now he's talking about the great habbo raid of '07
>I didn't know he was a war vet
>yell at him for being a murderer whose ideas belong in the 21st century
>grandparents start crying
>mom trying to calm me down
>pull my RealFlesh dildo out of my bag
>grandpa would always hate it whenever I took it out or when he caught me using it
>throw it at him
>start autistically screeching at doctors to pull the plug on my shitlord of a granddad
>escorted back to shuttle by security and sent back to Earth
>mfw I get a phone call that granddad died after saying "just fuck my shit up" to the doctor