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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: ae0336d5f92d0b9⋯.png (1019.81 KB,1023x533,1023:533,20bucks.png)

 No.7474

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfdaVSQeYLw

this movie basically predicted his future

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 No.7476

File: dc660759b1cf5ef⋯.jpg (16.24 KB,321x348,107:116,fraser2.jpg)

>>7474

>I'm not as bad as I look

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 No.7693

File: a46f5a8459b35c2⋯.png (260.5 KB,400x498,200:249,just fuck my shish up.png)

>>7476

>yfw he said that because he meant he's even worse

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 No.7694

>>7693

Common Brendan, just use the $20 towards your alimony payment.

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 No.7774

File: 2e007fb026c3b70⋯.png (366.65 KB,539x333,539:333,brendan.PNG)

I just realized in that clip that he definitely had hairloss on his crown even all the way back in 1993. It looks like he has like a hairpiece when he bends over. I've seen people say he was wearing a hairpiece in the Mummy and other things but that's weird because if he was wearing one back then why not now?

Also how unfair is this world that he not only got JUSTed by his ex-wife but also his own hair with those transplants. I wonder what that happened with that, like if he was really unlucky or just got sent to a shit doctor to perform it.

#UNFUCKHISSHIT

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 No.7780

>>7774

>shit gets fucked up

>nature automatically ad/just/s your hair

Its funny how meme magic works.

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 No.7793

>>7774

he got a hair transplant?

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 No.7801

File: 60b5357f35105c7⋯.jpg (98.06 KB,837x892,837:892,Brendan_Fraser_cropped.jpg)

File: 9dd28f2b39af4ee⋯.jpg (40.87 KB,468x515,468:515,brendan2.jpg)

>>7793

yeah, the weird leftover hair he has at the front of his head where his original hairline used to be, that wouldnt happen that way naturally, it's transplanted hair so it never falls out despite the hair around it being gone. either he started getting transplants a long time ago or did it more recently and it had a low success rate. now he can't even shave his head because he'd have a transplant scar visible so he's forced to work with what he has, our poor dude.

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 No.7802

>>7801

JUST FUCK MY HAIR UP FAM

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 No.8046

File: 0c5fc78d0759841⋯.webm (8.03 MB,1250x626,625:313,You worry Brendan.webm)

>>7474

>>7774

>>7802

I just watched Twenty Bucks and the rabbit hole goes even deeper.

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 No.8047

He should've taken the 20 bucks.

He needs them now.

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 No.8051

>>8047

Thats like 3.5 hours worth of alimony, friendo.

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 No.8052

File: 467aa99fc72cdf9⋯.png (522.05 KB,500x737,500:737,467aa99fc72cdf967da9e5d140….png)

>>8047

>>8051

Wait lad I am mistaken. Brendan actually needs 3.5 * $20 every hour.

>Brendan needs 50,000 dollars of alimony per month.

>That means Brendan needs 2500 different 20 dollar bills every month.

>Meaning Brendan needs 83.333 * 20 dollar bill per day.

>Finally, that means 3.5 * 20 per hour.

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 No.8054

File: 48f22956b634ecd⋯.jpg (142.73 KB,1024x677,1024:677,vampire hunter kit.jpg)

>>8052

>3.5 * $20 every hour.

Afton gets $70 EVERY HOUR FOR NOTHING.

Someone JUST do something about her.

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 No.8055

>>8054

>Afton gets 70 /just/bux every hour for sitting on her ass

>meanwhile a lot of people can't even find a job making minimum wage

Really makes you think.

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 No.8057

>>8055

just neoliberalize my shit up

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 No.8937

>>8055

we should pass a law that raises the minimum wage for brendan Fraser to $70 an hour. he can then flip burgers until he's un-JUSTed

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 No.9232

>>8937

We should make hiring him obligatory, too.

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 No.9241

File: d7419de9660c625⋯.jpg (164.88 KB,768x768,1:1,1471836797884.jpg)

>>8055

>Afton sleeps lazily for ten hours beside her new bf and wakes up 700 dollars richer

>Brendan sleeps a restless half night alone and starts the day knowing his dwindling savings are 300 dollars less

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