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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 1434792110392.webm (248.24 KB,480x360,4:3,WAKE UP.webm)

 No.1995 [Last50 Posts]

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

Lawyer into your hands

I give up my paycheck

Lawyer into your hands

Why have you fucked my shit up?

In court just fucked my shit up

In proceedings fucked me up

Legally fucked my shit up

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

____________________________
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 No.1997

This is some dank OC

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 No.2005

>>1995

this is the best board on 8ch right now

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 No.2013

kek

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 No.2015

Name of original song? Sorry I'm Korean.

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 No.2018

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2015

Chop Suey by System Of A Down

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 No.2022

10/10

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 No.2064

Someone needs to sing this, sell it on iTunes, and donate the proceeds to Brendan which will then end up with his ex wife. FUCK.

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 No.2094

You turned my life into hell

And made me mentally unwell

Laughed at me as my hair fell

And got your alimony

I’d trade my soul for a role

Pennies and dimes for a smash

But now you’re taking all my cash

With your damn alimony

My scalp is balding

Shit fucked

Age is showing

No work

Funds you’re blowing

Shit so fucked from alimony!

Hey you destroyed me

And made me crazy

But here's my monthly

Alimony

It's hard to afford, work is patchy

But here's my savings

Alimony!

Hey, I was once cool

And now I’m crazy

But here's my pay check

Alimony!

And all the directors

Who tried to cast me

I made them all cry

But still no movie!

Take the shirt right off my back

James Cameron never calls me back

In Hollywood I may as well be black

JUST fuck my shit with alimony!

I beg and borrow and steal

It’s not a wig, I swear it's real

I didn't know it would fuck my shit

But it's Alimony

My bald spot showing

Red eyes

Skin was bloated

No hat

Wind was blowing

How will I pay this alimony?

Hey, you divorced me

And this is crazy

But here's some money

So cold and hungry

I want to scream at you, Afton baby

Just fuck my shit up!

With alimony!

Before you came into my life

My life was so rad

My life was so rad

My shit was so so rad

Before you twisted that knife

My life was real fab

And you should know that

My shit was so so rad, rad, fab, rad….

I want to scream at you, Afton baby

Just fuck my shit up!

With alimony!

Hey you divorced me

And made me crazy

So here's my god damn

Alimony

It's hard to afford, work is patchy

But here's my testes

Alimony!

Before you twisted that knife

My life was real fab

My shit was so rad

My shit was so so rad

Before you twisted that knife

My life was real fab

And you should know that

JUST, alimony

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 No.3461

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>>2005

>>1997

>>2013

yfw you find out cuckchan made this a while ago

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 No.3471

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>>3461

>OP in /just/ : 6/20/15

>OP in /4ch/B/: 6/30/15

He JUST copied it.

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 No.3472

File: 1443145558621.png (233.52 KB,458x355,458:355,dead me up inside.png)

>>3471

happy that it was OC from here then. I have shit attention to detail

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 No.3473

Please someone actually sing this. It'd be glorious.

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 No.3474

>>3473

I will do it tomorrow. People are sleeping in the house. Find an instrumental (prefferably with lyrics ) and it will be really good

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 No.3488

>>3474

gave it a shot. sound like a fag. I will do it though if no one else will though. Really hoping someone else will. This would be dank OC if made into a webm with the music video

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 No.3494

File: 1443215073656.jpg (98.06 KB,837x892,837:892,1432441881335.jpg)

>>3474

JUST DO IT

please

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 No.3496

File: 1443220471685.png (183.92 KB,500x281,500:281,Just 43.png)

>>3474

>>3488(checked)

Oh well

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 No.3683

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY

I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED

I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR

AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY CUCK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE

FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY

TOO MUCH IN DEBT

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA

YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED

YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN

SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED

HEY NOW

YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP

IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

GIVE IT TO MY WIFE

TO BE SOOOLLDDDD

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 No.3684

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I KNEW MY ALIMONY'S LATE ABOUT A MONTH AGO

I WORK MY ASS OFF, BUT I STILL CAN'T PAY IT ALL

BUT I'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH, TO GET MY SHIT FUCKED UP

GIVE ME A HAIRCUT, AND JUST FUCK IT ALL UP

LEMME TELL YA NOW

OOOH, I WANNA FUCK MY SHIT UP

60K

OOOH, ALIMONY EVERY MONTH

BOO-HOO-HOO

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 No.3686

File: 1444711374279.gif (1.25 MB,290x224,145:112,golden kek.gif)

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 No.3703

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I'VE GOT BILLS

THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

AND I'M LOSING CONTROL

ALL THE MONEY, I'M SUPPLYING

I JUST FEEL LIKE DYING!

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 No.3938

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 No.3939

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 No.3945

File: 1447026226122.jpg (32.51 KB,255x190,51:38,1423583592339.jpg)

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 No.3966

>>2094

this and the song in the OP are so perfect it needs something done. I ssaid a whle back I would attempt to sing Chop Suey but I just can't do it. I actually sound like less of a faggot in this song than I do trying chop suey.

I will take the time to get ir right if there any anons here who can make and edit a good webm of it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18IpXAOc0Ql

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 No.3967

File: 1447177740133.webm (4.32 MB,1280x720,16:9,alimony.webm)

>>3966

For you, fam.

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 No.3968

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>>3967

Can't watch it in my phone but thanks fam. I wanna do it again cause I fucked up a bunch. The revised lyrics are weird with the song

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 No.3969

>>3967

awesome webm despite my mistakes. I will record another if you or someone else is willing to update. thanks

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 No.3970

>>2094

>>3969

>>3967

>>3968

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cZ4zqUjoeT

It is kinda weird with the rest of this song but this is a better version with no (lyrical) mistakes

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 No.3971

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>>3967

>>3970

I love this board. Thx for the hearty keks m8.

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 No.3972

>>3971

It's the best board for OC. I am hoping that anon will change it to the second one I did. I would but do not know how.

Also, shameless shill for >>>/guitar/

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 No.3973

File: 1447222417919.webm (4.27 MB,1280x720,16:9,alimony.webm)

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 No.3976

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>>3973

Awesome work anon. It feels a little strange hearing yourself in one of these

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 No.3981

>>3973

anyone have the pic where brendan is standing with gino? and/ or the one with JUST and the watergun

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 No.3983

File: 1447315447849-0.jpg (1.25 MB,2048x1536,4:3,just fuck my teeth up.jpg)

File: 1447315447849-1.jpg (256.54 KB,900x769,900:769,JUST ice.jpg)

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 No.3986

>>3983

you're the best, anon

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 No.3990

I've seen the Chop Suey edit reposted so many times. Please someone sing it!

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 No.3992

>>3990

I am the one that sang the "call me maybe" song. Trust me, I have tried but it just sounds so weird. I think multiple anons should try and then the best one gets edited in

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 No.4009

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity

To slip out of a really bad marriage

One prenup

Would you notarize, or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's alimony due soon already, Afton's ready

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To pay up, but he keeps on forgetting

bout his haircut, his whole shit gets fucked up

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now

His shit's fucked up, month's up, pay it, broke!

Snap back to reality, oh there goes his money

Oh, there goes Brendan, he's broke

He's so mad, but his shit's fucked up that easy, no

He won't have it, he knows he's hung out on the ropes

It don't matter, he's broke

Did I mention he's broke

He's so broke that he knows

When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the auditions yo

This whole cash shit

He better go capture this money and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself, fuck up your shit

You lost it, your barber let it all go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pay

This opportunity comes once in a month, so

You better lose yourself in the payment, the disgrace

You owe it, you better never miss a check

You only get one shit, and she fucked it up, that ho

This alimony date comes once in two fortnights

The cash's escaping, through this hole that is gaping

This check is hers for the taking

Make me cuuuck, as we move toward a, new world order

A normal life is borin, but cuckdom's close to post mortem

It only grows harder, only grow broker

She blows him all over this ho is all on him

Fuck his shit up, he's know as the cuckwallet

Lonely roads, haircut knows

He's grown farther from wealth, he's no father

He goes home and barely knows his own daughter

But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water his bosses don't want him no mo, he's cold product they moved on to the next schmoe who flows

He knows dove and sold nada

So the soap opera is told and unfolds

I suppose it's old haircut, but the shit goes on

You better lose yourself, fuck up your shit

You lost it, your barber let it all go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pay

This opportunity comes once in a month, so

You better lose yourself in the payment, the disgrace

You owe it, you better never miss a check

You only get one shit, and she fucked it up, that ho

This alimony date comes once in two fortnights

No more gains, i'ma change what you call paid

Fuck my motherfuckin' shit up like three sons caged

I was payin' in the beginnin, the mood all changed

I been fucked up and squeezed dry and cut to shit

But I kept payin, she betrayin the next lover

Best believe somebody's payin the she-devil

All the pain inside amplified by the fact

That I can't get to see my kids react

And I can't provide the right type of life for my family

'cause man, that goddam child support don't buy diapers

And it's no movie, there's no unfucking shit, this is my life

And these times are so fucked and it's getting even shitter

Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus

See dishonor caught up between bein a father and a walkin' wallet

Baby mama drama's screamin on and

Another of alimony

Stay in one spot, another cuck or not

Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail

I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or broke

Success is my only monthly-payin' option, failure's not

Ex, I love you, but this payment's got to go

I cannot grow old in a cardboard box

So here I go, this is my shot.

Cash don't fail me now 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself, fuck up your shit

You lost it, your barber let it all go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pay

This opportunity comes once in a month, so

You better lose yourself in the payment, the disgrace

You owe it, you better never miss a check

You only get one shit, and she fucked it up, that ho

This alimony date comes once in two fortnights

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 No.4011

>>4009

sides are gone fam

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 No.4012

>>4009

>>4011

I will give this one a shot sometime this week too. I will try chop suey again but I just sound so fucking ridiculous. I really think we should all do these and the best one gets edited in

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 No.4014

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>>4009

Thanks fam, now my sides are fucked up.

>>4012

Looking forward to it fam.

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 No.4015

>>4014

I look forward to trying it.

Maybe someone can write something with "roar" by Katy Perry. I'll do that one with some heart

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 No.4023

Cucking in the name of

Some of those with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands (x4)

Cucking in the name of

Cucking in the name of

And now you take all my paychecks (x12)

THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A CUCK

JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A CUCK

THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A CUCK

JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A CUCK

Some of those with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands (x4)

Cucking in the name of

Cucking in the name of

And now you take all my paychecks (x4)

And now you take all my paychecks, now I'm hiding assets (x7)

And now you take all my paychecks

THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A CUCK

JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A CUCK

THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A CUCK

JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A CUCK

Fuck you I won't pay alimony..

Fuck you I won't pay alimony…

Fuck you I won't pay alimony..

Fuck you I won't pay alimony…

Fuck you I won't pay alimony..

Fuck you I won't pay alimony…

Fuck you I won't pay alimony..

Fuck you I won't pay alimony…

FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!!

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 No.4027

>>1995

why does his hand dangle all over the place?

>shit band

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 No.4035

>>4009

Okay One Shot was fun but I decided to try something a little darker to match how there's no hope for him.

I once knew a nigga whose real name was Brendan

his primary concern, was raisin' his fam

being the kindest father, that the world ever seen

he used to tuck his sons in and kiss his wife in his dreams

a kind-hearted young mind, but now broke at forty-six

nigga never had a prenup and his wife was a bitch

she put the marriage down, but for every year she was single

her ex's wallet simultaneously grew lighter

he started hanging out selling bags in the projects

checking the young chicks, looking for small change prospects

he was relieved of material objects

but he understood money never bought respect

he built a reputation cause he snap photos and act

but got cucked once and didn't hesitate to pay

so directors he chilled with didn't think he was real

you see me and niggas like this have never been equal

I dont project my earnings on other people

he fiended for love like addicts with pipes and needles

so he felt he had to prove to everyone he was noble

a financially challenged man with infinite potential

the product of a ghetto bred capitalistic mental

coincidentally dropped out of life to pay debnts

dancing with bankruptcy, paid until his palms would bleed

but he was sick of getting cucked and getting his shit fucked up

Everyone trying to be the shit never face gettin fucked up

you probably only pay a grand in minor alimony

ask a nigga doing 50k if he had another chance

but then again there's always the cucked that knew in advance

dance forever with ol' Melchom in a cardboard box

but thats what happens when she springs for another man's cock

haircuts used to be good, style bespoke from the top

there's no prenup relief cause we're burning in the alimony pot

So Brendan started begging niggaz, anything he could do

to get his money back, to pay child support

worked long hours over little shit, up on the block

stepped up to selling himself to chronicles of Pawn Shop

working overtime for making money for alimony

hit the jackpot and wanted to move down to 30K

fulfilling the scraping-by fantasy stuck in his brain

tired of his ex-wife treating him the same

he wanted to be able to afford a nice hot meal

but when he tried to step to 'em, judge told him "no deal"

they told him any motherfucking coward can pay rent

any bitch nigga with a son can pay dues

any cuck with a court order can cop child support

even Charlie Sheen pays 50k a month for his sons

but only a real cuck can pay his ex till he dies

standing in front of them, staring straight into their eyes

Brendan realized that his sons were well guarded

his wife wanted to leech him, before business started

suggested paying a bitch to prove he was warm hearted

so now he had a choice between going back to his life

or paying cash to see his sons for once in his life

his dreams about fatherhood, made him agree

a family man is all he ever wanted to be

and so he paid her friday night at a quarter to three

Everyone trying to be the shit never face gettin fucked up

you probably only pay a grand in minor alimony

ask a nigga doing 50k if he had another chance

but then again there's always the cucked that knew in advance

dance forever with ol' Melchom in a cardboard box

but thats what happens when she springs for another man's cock

haircuts used to be good, style bespoke from the top

there's no prenup relief cause we're burning in the alimony pot

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 No.4036

>>4035

He walked to the barbershop while it was raining

writing checks, fucked his shit up for our entertainment

until he saw a woman on the street driving alone

three in the morning, coming back from the spa, driving home

and so she quietly got out the car and followed him

walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed him

She wrapped her shirt around his head and knocked him onto the floor

"this is it Brendan, now you got to pay your dues…"

so Brendan paid it up but she grabbed him by the hair

and dragged him into a lobby that had nobody there

he struggled hard but she forced him to empty his pockets

she got the last dime and then held him down on the ground

screaming shut the fuck up and stop holding out

the shirt covered his face, and she screamed and clawed

so Brendan financed the bitch, though she'd broken the law

the dirty spoiled bitch knew exactly what she was doing

she cucked him until she broke his heart and he stopped hoping

cash leaking through the mail, he cried silently

and she continued to rape him monetarily

Brendan was meant to break first, but each month he paid in turn

ripping him up, no sons in sight as his money burned

his bank account mumbled for God but they weren't concerned

when she was done and he was lying bloody, BROKE and bruised

Money Succubus drove off in a restored Deuce Coupe

she told him that she was a witness of what he'd gone through

and if he paid her he was guaranteed a meet with his sons

he thought about it for a minute, he was practically dead

and so he leaned over and put the cash right in her hand

She's fucking all my shit right up

She's fucking all my shit right up

Right before he paid the monthly, to a cold bitch wife

he thought about his three sons and he wished them a good life

and he felt sad standing alone with his newfound debts

cocked the gat to his head, and sold off his last shirt

but what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter

'cause he was staring into the emptiness of his wallet

she looked back at him and laughed, cause she had forsaken him

he cried more painfully, than when she was cucking him

his whole world stopped, he couldn't even contemplate

her corruption had succesfully changed his fate

and he remembered how he always used to come home late

working hard for nothing, cause now what was he worth

he turned away from the woman that had filled up her purse

and crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared

but only the barber responded, cause God wasn't there

and right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold

and so his hair paid the price and died with no soul

they say death take you to a better place but I doubt it

after that they burned his wallet, and never spoke about it

and listen cause the story that I'm telling is true

'cause I was there with Brendan Fraser and I paid his wife too

and now the barber follows me everywhere that I go

in fact I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows

and every civil court listening to little cashflow

he could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know

the barber fucks up the shit right up of the honest and good

white, brown, yellow and black you'll still pay just like he would

you have a self destructive destiny when you're inflicted

and you'll be one of the cuckolds that paid from the top

there's no prenup relief cause we're burning in the alimony pot

so when the girl with no prenup wants to marry you, say never

cos when she fucks your shit up it might stay fucked forever

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 No.4052

File: 1447623664501.png (86.34 KB,268x309,268:309,1410033652701.png)

>>4035

>>4036

Holyshit fam, I laughed and cried all at the same time. That's some truly dark shit. I knew right away what this one was from the first line.

I'd be amazed if anyone manages to sing the entire thing.

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 No.4053

>>4036

whats the song. I could give it a shot

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 No.4054

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 No.4055

>>4054

holy shit. well done fam

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 No.4064

If anyone's going to record it, please give me a chance to fix the lyrics first, the first version sort of sucks rhythmically.

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 No.4072

>>4064

fix em up fam. I'm gonna give these a shot sometime soon

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 No.4089

TWO DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS INCLUDED CHARLIE SHEEN IN A PARODY RAP ABOUT BRENDAN, AND NOW CHARLIE HAS HIV. COINCIDENCE?

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 No.4090

File: 1447779933559.png (66.52 KB,593x273,593:273,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4089

Holy shit.

JUST

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 No.4091

File: 1447780112098.png (15.14 KB,192x279,64:93,PANIC .png)

>>4090

>>4089

MEME MAGIC HAS NEVER BEEN THIS FAST BEFORE

WE NEED TO SHUT THE BOARD DOWN, IT'S TOO POWERFUL

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 No.4092

File: 1447787739542.gif (791.04 KB,300x168,25:14,1447764024662.gif)

>>4035

>charlie

JUST

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 No.4099

File: 1447802223846.jpg (17.69 KB,274x400,137:200,1432459322393-0.jpg)

>>4091

JUST let it happen.

Memes cannot be stopped.

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 No.4195

File: 1448183354482.jpg (213.96 KB,650x350,13:7,brendan gear solid.jpg)

The money has come to an end

Yeah this is what Afton planned

Being tracked by a greedy beast

Looking for its monthly feast

A wallet on the verge of death

Close to its last breath

Getting close to its last breath!

RULES OF ALIMONY!

And he cries when the bill comes up,

With his cash on the line

ALIVE! For a while

NO CHOICE! Gotta follow the laws of the government!

ALIVE! With his cash on the line.

NO CHOICE! Out here only the rich survive!

What's done is done, survived to see another day.

The dance of JUST, Brendan is the barber's prey,

Guaranteed that Brendan won't succeed: he won't eat this week!

I wanted to edit the hair too but that would have been really fucking hard.

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 No.4205

>>4195

Someone's gotta do Way to Fall

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 No.4206

>>4205

This is one is tougher than I thought it would be.

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 No.4207

>>4205

is that a song? I dont play games so Idk it but I can give it a go. Forgot about the other ones. I promise I will try to do them all and will post results of the ones I can get close enough

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 No.4209

>>4207

It's a legitimate song, but popularized by MGS3.

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 No.4229

>>3474

>>3966

Serj is not an easy man to mimic. Don't worry about it too much.

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 No.4334

File: 1448836354604.jpeg (175.37 KB,615x409,615:409,image.jpeg)

My wallet was a crib and it was growing lies

I didn't know what love was on that day

my ex wife's a tiny bloodclot

I tried to divorce it

She never quits she never goes away

I've given all my money to Alimony because

I was too dumb to run too dead to get a prenup

This was never my world

You took all I had away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

This was never my world

You took my dignity away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

I would have told myself then before the marriage

That being married to Afton was the only thing that I could go wrong in this dying world

but the simple word "no" itself

already died and went away

This was never my world

you took my dignity away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

This was never my world

you took all I had away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

I burned all the good things in The Alimony payments

I was too dumb to run and now I'm too dead to die

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 No.4340

File: 1448855707795.jpg (139.23 KB,629x392,629:392,brendan lootpack.jpg)

I've got no vibe

Check 1 2, check 1 2 3

Wild with the signs

Check 1 2, check 1 2 3

Is Brendan's shit fucked? Hell yeah

Cause when I've got a pen I sign Afton's checks freely

Yo, as easy as it may seem paying is not a capa-

bility for most to posses, you gotta get shit fucked

Take the time to date, construct marriage

Afton's set me straight, look at the damage

I'm a broke former star not on track, no money for cleats

I represent the fucked shit style cause I live on the street

My backbone's broken cause I have no home, only dial tones

I'm destroyed by child support payments and loanshark loans

It's time for lunch already, yes past lunch

I don't get to eat anything, not even Captain Crunch

Cry in such different styles that it's unlike yours

Wack actors, I'll point you out and point out all of your flaws

All of your jaws get broken, styles no joking

Battling straight up battling is what I'm provoking

But I'll die before this wack alimony infects thee

Bank account until the point I cannot breathe

But if Brendan F. dies before Brendan F. wakes

I pray to God to step down and take out all them fakes

Money, pretty please

Cause when I've got a pen I sign Afton's checks freely

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 No.4348

It starts with

Alimony

I don't know why

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

To explain in due time

All I know

Money is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the hair recedes

Watch it count down in the end of every month

Keeping up with the Alimony payments ticks life away

It’s so unreal

Didn’t look out for a prenup

And so I watch the money go right out the window

Trying to hold on but I didn’t even know

I wasted it all just to watch you spend my money

I kept some hidden money and even though I tried, the plan fell apart

What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when…

I tried so hard

To keep up with the payments

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I am falling in debt

And will lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

Divorce, I don’t know why

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

To remind myself how

I tried so hard

In spite of the way you were mocking me

Acting like My money was part of your property

Remembering all the times you fought with me

I’m not surprised it ended up to divorce

Things aren’t the way they were before

My kids wouldn’t even recognize me anymore

Not that you knew me we'd end up divorced back then

But it all comes back to me that you in fact did know

In the end

I kept some hidden money and even though I tried, my plan fell apart

What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when…

I tried so hard

To keep up with the payments

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I am falling in debt

And will lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There’s only one thing you should know

I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There’s only one thing you should know

I tried so hard

To keep up with the payments

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I am falling in debt

And will lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

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 No.4361

>>4348

>>4348

My sides are fucked up fam

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 No.4362

>>4334

>>4340

What are the songs? It is hard for me to ever tell what tempo to go along in my head. Good shit tho

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 No.4370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4362

I didn't do the whole thing since I got lazy

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 No.4378

File: 1448947187432.jpg (71.7 KB,1000x1000,1:1,kekk.jpg)

>>4370

>this much nostalgia and creativity

How the fuck did you even think to use that

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 No.4394

>>4378

It was JUST my favorite track from #4 so I decided to rewrite it

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 No.5181

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt

I take a look for my wife and realize she's left

Cause I've been paying and crying so long

That even my banker thinks my mind is gone

But I keep paying these bills, I don't deserve it

Me be treated like a punk used to be unheard of

You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking

Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip but I gotta loc

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool

I'm the kinda G the little actors used to wanna be like

On my knees in the night saying prayers in the spotlight

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Look at the situation she's got me facin'

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets

So I gotta be down with the movie team

Too much television watching got me chasing dreams

I'm an educated fool with money on my mind

Got a 10 to my head and gleams running down my eyes

I'm a drugged up former actor set trippin banger

And my money is down so don't arouse my anger, fool

Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away

I've got no life, do or die, what can I say

I'm 47 now, but will I live to see 48

The way things are going don't look great

Tell me why the media is so blind to see

That the one she hurt is JUST me

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Power and the money, money and the power

Minute after minute, hour after hour

Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking

What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me

If they can't understand it, how can they reach me

I guess they can't, I guess they won't

I guess they front, that's why I know I can't get my life unfucked, fool

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise …

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 No.5250

File: 1455923757867.jpg (8.4 KB,307x327,307:327,JUST do it.jpg)

>>4370

Re-up or make a webm fam

I need to see this

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 No.5253

File: 1455940385799.mp4 (5.76 MB,640x360,16:9,Lootpack - Whenimondamic.mp4)

>>5250

Sorry to let you down if you thought I sang it or something, I didn't. I posted the original song to let him know what it was.

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 No.5255

File: 1455960115171.jpg (18.78 KB,217x320,217:320,JUST.JPG)

>>5253

Thanks anyways

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 No.5257

File: 1455964834247.jpg (104.74 KB,358x477,358:477,1416082839459.jpg)

This fucking thread.

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 No.5258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.5309

>>5258

Life imitates art

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 No.5323

File: 1456595327378.mp4 (3.51 MB,616x480,77:60,justfammie.mp4)

>>3683

i sort of tried.

>this thing keeps fucking my post up

pls submit my post fam

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 No.5326

File: 1456615407959.jpg (14.99 KB,480x360,4:3,lel.jpg)

>>5323

I love it.

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 No.5327

>>5323

Jesus your voice is amazing.

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 No.5331

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 No.5332

>>5323

God, that's incredible.

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 No.5335

File: 1456668656503.jpg (518.95 KB,810x874,405:437,alimony snake.jpg)

>>5323

You're pretty good.

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 No.5396

File: 1457587184779.png (181.83 KB,714x360,119:60,absolutelt not cropped lew….png)

>>5326

>>5327

>>5332

>>5335

Thanks fam, i'll look foward doing the OP

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 No.5399

>>5396

Ill be waiting

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 No.5467

>>4009

>>4014

I did the eminem one cause shit was hilarious that anon thought of that

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03fxbMn41WW

Which other ones should I do? I was sloppy with this one cause I was in a rush but will do multiple takes so we can make edits to webms and shit.

Still requesting someone do a Katy Perry song or a T-Swift song, especially 'roar' by Katy Perry.

When I have time I can do it with background music so it will sound better. Let me know anons

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 No.5468

>>5323

incredibly dank

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 No.5469

File: 1458196805845.gif (1.66 MB,253x203,253:203,1428274605380.gif)

>>5467

My sides got rekt pretty hard tbh fam. If you do better take with music, it'd be gold.

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 No.5470

>>5467

The thread did start with Chop Suey, and no ones done it yet. So it'd be nice to hear someone sing it.

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 No.5507

>>3967

>>5467

>>3973

these are all the ones Ive given a try so far. Im doing the ones I can. Chop Suey is just so hard to do.

I saw a few other anons doing them too and could probably do it better

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 No.5508

>>3973

>>5507

meant to put the put the finished version. It is hard to not laugh doing some of these

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 No.5509

File: 1458403568723.jpg (13.41 KB,480x360,4:3,em.jpg)

>>5467

can anyone skilled in video editing make a webm like the other one? Maybe with shots of Eminem with some JUSTcuts etc lol

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 No.5510

>>5469

I will. I was super fucked up and it was like 2 takes. Gonna wait and see if there is anyone that will do some edits or when I get more time I'll get it to where it sounds good

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 No.5768

bump

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 No.6624

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 No.9692

not letting this one die either

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 No.9750

File: 3eae317c0bc87b5⋯.jpg (155.13 KB,779x526,779:526,IMG_3474.JPG)

>>1995

High quality post fam

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 No.12871

File: 5f650ceb5d361b4⋯.webm (1.46 MB,854x480,427:240,JUST sing along, fam.webm)

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 No.12885

JUST DRIFT MY SHIT UP

SEE MY COURT CASE IN THE NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO SETTLE

ALL THE PICTURES IN THE PAPERS

THERE'S BAGS UNDER MY EYES

DON'T YOU SEE MY

CONDITION

PETITION TO ACT FAILED AGAIN

CAN'T YOU SEE NOW

DELUSIONS

OF A FUCKED UP MIND

JFMSU

I'VE PAID ALIMONY BEFORE

LIVING IN THE STREET

AND I HAD TO SELL OFF MY HOME

CALLING YOU

AND BEGGING NOT TO TAKE MY MONEY

NO SHOES FOR MY FEET

IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME

WOOOOOOOOOAH

JFMSU

I USED TO BE A BIG STAR BEFORE

WORLD WAS AT MY FEET

AND ACROSS THE GLOBE DID I ROAM

THEN CAME YOU

AND NOW I CAN BARELY EAT

DOWN HAVE I BEEN BEAT

IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME

WOOOOOOOOOAH

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 No.12886

>>12885

SEE THE FUTURE DEBT SETTLEMENTS

SEE MY PAST FAME IN THE DISTANCE

TRY TO GUESS NOW, WHAT'S GOING ON

AND MY HAIRLINE GOES AWAY

DON'T YOU SEE MY

CONDITION

THE NATION LAUGHS AT ME YET AGAIN

CAN'T YOU SEE NOW

DELUSIONS

OF A DESPAIRING MIND

JFMSU

I'VE PAID ALIMONY BEFORE

MY SOUL FEELS THE HEAT

OF DIVORCE COURT'S JUDGEMENT TOME

CALLING YOU

AND CURSING AS YOU SUCKLE MY TEAT

SHIVERING IN THE SLEET

IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME

WOOOOOOOOOAH

JFMSU

I USED TO BE A CELEB BEFORE

FANS WOULD KISS MY FEET

AND THROUGH HOLLYWOOD DID I ROAM

THEN CAME YOU

AND NOW I SOLD MY KIDNEY TO EAT

DOWN HAVE I BEEN BEAT

IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME

WOOOOOOOOOAH

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 No.12887

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Someone could work with cleaning out my wallet, too.

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 No.12897

>>12887

Fuck'd my shit into pieces

Clean'd out my wallet too

I am JUSTed

No funding

Don't give a fuck if you gut my funds, bleeding

Clean'd out my wallet too

Fuck my shit into pieces

Clean out my wallet too

I'm so JUSTed, no funding

Don't give a fuck if you gut my funds, bleeding

Do you even care if I die freezing?

Would it be wrong? would it be right?

If I ran away tonight

Chances are that I might

All my money's outta sight

And I'm contemplating homicide

'Cause I'm losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

I never realized I was drained too thin

Till it was too late

And my bank's empty within

Hungry!

Feeding on what's left

Lamenting her sin

Shit so fuck'd up, where do I begin?

It all started with the alimony

No love for my ex.

And no love for another.

Searching to find a love up on a higher level

Finding nothing but questions and devils

'Cause I'm losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Nothing's alright

Nothing is fine

I'm running and I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I can't go on living this way

Fuck'd my shit into pieces

Clean'd out my wallet too

I am JUSTed

No funding

Don't give a fuck if you gut my funds, bleeding

Would it be wrong?

Would it be right?

If I ran away tonight

Chances are that I might

JUSTification outta sight

And I'm contemplating homicide

'Cause I'm losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Nothing's alright

Nothing is fine

I'm running and I'm crying

I can't go on living this way

Can't go on

Living this way

Nothing's alright

-Fuck My Shit into Pieces

-Brendan Fraser cover

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 No.12915

>>9750

Is that electric fencing? Looks like there are alternating isolators implying that touching the wrong pair will fuck your shit right up.

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 No.12919

Dice rollRolled 11, 37, 76, 31, 29 = 184 (5d100)

>>12897

This one is for you, anon.

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 No.14628

File: 4cee805f392c56c⋯.png (76.84 KB,1000x1000,1:1,1523940137104.png)

Years later I still come back to this thread from time to time for a good laugh.

I'm still waiting for someone to actually sing the lyrics in OP's post.

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 No.14794

Fell in love with a hoe

She fucked my shit up with the alimony

Now everybody knows

And my three sons never get to see their daddy

Can't even get a movie role

She just fucked my shit up forever so badly

Think I might as well an hero now

Yeah I used to have it good but it's all come tumbling down

Fell in love with a hoe

I didn't get a prenup and she cucked me badly

Now everybody knows

My former acting career has become a travesty

Hollywood doesn't want me now

Doing interviews for aol is such a sad thing

Told my barber just fuck my shit up

Now my wallets a black hole and my ex is gravity

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Can't even pay my lawyers off

Hollywood blackballed me

Fucked my shit up badly

Shes bleeding me dry through and through

I just wish I got a prenup because alimony

Fell in love with a hoe

She fucked my shit up on another level

Should have got a prenup

Now I'm literally a debt slave to this damn shedevil

Can't even get an acting role

Yeah those jews in Hollywood all refuse to cast me

She fucked my shit up deep in my soul

Just kill me now fam my life's such a tragedy

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Can't seem to pay this damn bitch off

Every cent I make she just keeps on taking

Wish I got that fucking prenup now

So I could've tried avoiding this unfortunate cuckening

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 No.14818

File: e832cc7aead077b⋯.gif (67.51 KB,401x496,401:496,fred just.gif)

ALRIGHT, AFTON, KEEP ALLIE MONIN', BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR MONEY DOWN)

(THROW YOUR, THROW, THROW YOUR)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR, YOUR HANDS, YOUR, YOUR HANDS UP)

(SHOULD'VE TRIED A PRENUP)

HOLLYWOOD MASTERS, WANNA KEEP ON ROLLIN', BABY!

(YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW, YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, BACK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCK UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVIN' THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

J.U.S.T. FRASER IS RIGHT HERE

LAWYERS IN THE COURT PUT THEM LAWSUITS IN THE AIR

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T PAY, THEN WE DON'T G'WAY (JUST)

1, 2, 3 THOUSANDS DOLLARS TO THE SMITH

CHOSEN FOR YOUR FIX OF THOSE BLACK MEN DIX

SO WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, PUNK?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CUT MY FUCK UP WHILE I GO JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

YOU WANNA FUCK WITH BREND FRASER? (YEAH)

YOU CAN'T MESS WITH BREND FRASER (WHY?)

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY FUCKED (WHEN?)

EVERYDAY AND EVERY NIGHT (OH)

AND THIS FUCKED SHIT RIGHT HERE (AHA?)

YO, WE'RE DOIN' IT ALL THE TIME (WHAT?)

SO YOU BETTER GET SOME BETTER FUCKS AND, AH

GET SOME BETTER SHITES (DUH!)

WE GOT THE BARBER SET, SO DON'T COMPLAIN YET

TWENTY-FOUR-SEVEN, SHE KEEPS BEGGIN' FOR A RAIN CHECK

OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD TAKES ME FOR NOT HOT SHIT

THAT WASHED UP SHIT, GETTING' BALDER IN THE MONIN' PIT!

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

HEY CAMERON (WHERE YOU AT?)

HEY HOLLY (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND THE PEOPLE THAT WERE IN THE MUMMY (WHERE YOU AT?)

ALL THE LAWYERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

ALL THE HELPERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CUT THEIR SHIT BETTER (WHERE YOU AT?)

HOT JOURNOS (WHERE YOU AT?)

PIMP FUCKIE (THAT'S ME FUCK!)

AND THE PEOPLE LAUGHIN' UP IN CABINS (WHERE YOU AT?)

SHITPOSTERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

MEME HOPPERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND EVERYBODY ALL AROUND THE WORLD

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

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 No.14936

File: f1584b9e0ff418c⋯.jpg (42.39 KB,330x479,330:479,camel laugh.jpg)

>>12886

>AND MY HAIRLINE GOES AWAY

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 No.15058

File: 029e66ccc529376⋯.jpg (124.23 KB,1171x1313,1171:1313,Fraser_Notebook.jpg)

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me

But she fucked my shit up then,

And I ain't seen no good pay

Since, I don't know when.

I'm payin’ alimony,

And time keeps draggin' on,

But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,

‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,

My Mama said, "Brendy,

Always be a good boy,

Don't fall for the 3D."

But I married a real woman,

Just to have her leave.

When I see my money goin',

I cry myself to sleep.

SUE ME!

*guitar solo*

I bet there's actors eatin'

In them fancy dining cars,

Not knowin’ that their women

Will soon fuck ‘em in the arse,

But I know I had it comin',

I know I can't be free,

But those people they don’t know it,

They’ll soon pay alimony.

Well, if they freed me from my ex-wife,

If that check was all for me,

I bet I'd spend it wiser

‘Stead of fallin’ for the meme,

Far from any woman,

That's where I want to fap,

And I'd let that alimony

Be paid by other saps.

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 No.15087

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1995

Just fuck my karaoke up.

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 No.15148

File: 672de8d0b481fc8⋯.jpg (327.63 KB,1242x626,621:313,jfmsu convicts.jpg)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

SHE TOOK MY BOYS AND MY DEBT IS HEAVY

SOLD AWAY MY POSSESSIONS TO MOVE IN TO A CHEVY

DAMN MAN, THIS WASN'T THE PLAN

DRIVE TO THE WOODS EATING CORN OUT THE CAN

SHE TOOK IT ALL AWAY, MY CHANTING FANS

THE GROUPIES, THE BOOZE, ENCINO MAN

NOW ALL THESE FANS, ASKING WHERE DID HE GO?

CRYING ON A ROCK THINKING OF MY CASH FLOW

SO NOW I'M HUNTING SQUIRRELS AT THE BASE OF A MOUNTAIN

THEY TOOK HALF MY NUTS AND BERRIES

AND RIDDLED WHO'S COUNTING

BIT MY WALLET WITH THE ALIMONY, THE LOSSES SPOUTING

NOW MY TEARS OVERFLOWETH, JUST LIKE A FOUNTAIN

SEATS IN THE PARLOR, MIRRORS INBETWEEN

SCISSORS IN HIS HANDS, IT WAS SO SERENE

THE SKY WAS BLUE YEAH, THE GRASS WAS GREEN

BARBER JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

SO NOW I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING, MY DEBT MAKES ME TWIST

MY WALLET'S EMPTY, CAN'T AFFORD SWISS MISS

SAW A THIRTY DAY SETTLEMENT WALKING DOWN YOUR STREET

THOUGH I WAS DOWN WITH GOD, I HAD TO YELL RETREAT

BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO

HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH

BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO

HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH

OUT IN THE COURTHOUSE ON A THREE DAY STINT

I HAD A REVELATION THAT COULD HAVE SAVED ME A MINT

SO TAKE A HINT AND PLEASE DON'T JOIN THE CLUB

GET A PRENUP WITH YOUR WIFE SO YOU DON'T GET SNUBBED

YOU'LL GET JEWED TOO FOR A SUBARU

FOUR WHEEL DRIVE TO THE COMMUNE, PICK UP THE CREW

AND WE OUT TO THE FAMILY COURT, UP IN THE NORTH

WHERE I GET DIVORCED BUT PAYMENTS COME FORTH

POVERTY HAS ME DREAMING FOR VEGGIE SPAGHETTI

I HAVE TO LIVE LIKE A REFUGEE, WISH I WAS TOM PETTY

READY, STEADY, LEGALLY BROKE

TIL I FOUND OUT I STASHED SOME WHEN I WAS STONE IN G.I JOE

GRAM DAMN, NOW I GOTS TO SCRAM

AND START WATCHING FOR THOSE JEWS IN BETHLEHEM

CAUSE AFTON'S LOOKING OUT AND I'M WRITING A NEW CHECK

WE ARE ALL ONE, SO WHY ARE THEY AFTER MY NECK?

AND TO MY CHILDREN, THIS IS WHAT SHE HAS TOLD

GINO D. ON LINE TWO, PUT THAT SUCKER ON HOLD

AND SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

YOU GOT TO SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

BEEN JEWED TOO SO WHAT CAN I DO?

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS SOON ARE DUE

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAST FOR THE MUMMY 2

BEEN JEWED TOO SO WHAT CAN I DO?

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS SOON ARE DUE

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAST FOR THE MUMMY 2

sorry for deviating so much on some of the lines, most of the original song is basically word salad and I did my best. I didn't feel like doing the rest either

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 No.15149

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15148

the original song for those unaware

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