/just/ - FUCK MY SHIT UP

My wallet was a crib and it was growing lies

I didn't know what love was on that day

my ex wife's a tiny bloodclot

I tried to divorce it

She never quits she never goes away

I've given all my money to Alimony because

I was too dumb to run too dead to get a prenup

This was never my world

You took all I had away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

This was never my world

You took my dignity away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

I would have told myself then before the marriage

That being married to Afton was the only thing that I could go wrong in this dying world

but the simple word "no" itself

already died and went away

This was never my world

you took my dignity away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

This was never my world

you took all I had away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

I burned all the good things in The Alimony payments

I was too dumb to run and now I'm too dead to die

I've got no vibe

Check 1 2, check 1 2 3

Wild with the signs

Check 1 2, check 1 2 3

Is Brendan's shit fucked? Hell yeah

Cause when I've got a pen I sign Afton's checks freely

Yo, as easy as it may seem paying is not a capa-

bility for most to posses, you gotta get shit fucked

Take the time to date, construct marriage

Afton's set me straight, look at the damage

I'm a broke former star not on track, no money for cleats

I represent the fucked shit style cause I live on the street

My backbone's broken cause I have no home, only dial tones

I'm destroyed by child support payments and loanshark loans

It's time for lunch already, yes past lunch

I don't get to eat anything, not even Captain Crunch

Cry in such different styles that it's unlike yours

Wack actors, I'll point you out and point out all of your flaws

All of your jaws get broken, styles no joking

Battling straight up battling is what I'm provoking

But I'll die before this wack alimony infects thee

Bank account until the point I cannot breathe

But if Brendan F. dies before Brendan F. wakes

I pray to God to step down and take out all them fakes

Money, pretty please

Cause when I've got a pen I sign Afton's checks freely

>>4370

>this much nostalgia and creativity

How the fuck did you even think to use that

>>4370

Re-up or make a webm fam

I need to see this

>>5250

Sorry to let you down if you thought I sang it or something, I didn't. I posted the original song to let him know what it was.

>>5253

Thanks anyways

This fucking thread.

>>3683

i sort of tried.

>this thing keeps fucking my post up

pls submit my post fam

>>5323

I love it.

>>5323

You're pretty good.

>>5326

>>5327

>>5332

>>5335

Thanks fam, i'll look foward doing the OP

>>5467

My sides got rekt pretty hard tbh fam. If you do better take with music, it'd be gold.

>>5467

can anyone skilled in video editing make a webm like the other one? Maybe with shots of Eminem with some JUSTcuts etc lol

>>1995

High quality post fam

Years later I still come back to this thread from time to time for a good laugh.

I'm still waiting for someone to actually sing the lyrics in OP's post.

ALRIGHT, AFTON, KEEP ALLIE MONIN', BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR MONEY DOWN)

(THROW YOUR, THROW, THROW YOUR)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR, YOUR HANDS, YOUR, YOUR HANDS UP)

(SHOULD'VE TRIED A PRENUP)

HOLLYWOOD MASTERS, WANNA KEEP ON ROLLIN', BABY!

(YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW, YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, BACK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCK UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVIN' THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

J.U.S.T. FRASER IS RIGHT HERE

LAWYERS IN THE COURT PUT THEM LAWSUITS IN THE AIR

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T PAY, THEN WE DON'T G'WAY (JUST)

1, 2, 3 THOUSANDS DOLLARS TO THE SMITH

CHOSEN FOR YOUR FIX OF THOSE BLACK MEN DIX

SO WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, PUNK?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CUT MY FUCK UP WHILE I GO JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

YOU WANNA FUCK WITH BREND FRASER? (YEAH)

YOU CAN'T MESS WITH BREND FRASER (WHY?)

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY FUCKED (WHEN?)

EVERYDAY AND EVERY NIGHT (OH)

AND THIS FUCKED SHIT RIGHT HERE (AHA?)

YO, WE'RE DOIN' IT ALL THE TIME (WHAT?)

SO YOU BETTER GET SOME BETTER FUCKS AND, AH

GET SOME BETTER SHITES (DUH!)

WE GOT THE BARBER SET, SO DON'T COMPLAIN YET

TWENTY-FOUR-SEVEN, SHE KEEPS BEGGIN' FOR A RAIN CHECK

OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD TAKES ME FOR NOT HOT SHIT

THAT WASHED UP SHIT, GETTING' BALDER IN THE MONIN' PIT!

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

HEY CAMERON (WHERE YOU AT?)

HEY HOLLY (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND THE PEOPLE THAT WERE IN THE MUMMY (WHERE YOU AT?)

ALL THE LAWYERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

ALL THE HELPERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CUT THEIR SHIT BETTER (WHERE YOU AT?)

HOT JOURNOS (WHERE YOU AT?)

PIMP FUCKIE (THAT'S ME FUCK!)

AND THE PEOPLE LAUGHIN' UP IN CABINS (WHERE YOU AT?)

SHITPOSTERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

MEME HOPPERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND EVERYBODY ALL AROUND THE WORLD

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

>>12886

>AND MY HAIRLINE GOES AWAY

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me

But she fucked my shit up then,

And I ain't seen no good pay

Since, I don't know when.

I'm payin’ alimony,

And time keeps draggin' on,

But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,

‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,

My Mama said, "Brendy,

Always be a good boy,

Don't fall for the 3D."

But I married a real woman,

Just to have her leave.

When I see my money goin',

I cry myself to sleep.

SUE ME!

*guitar solo*

I bet there's actors eatin'

In them fancy dining cars,

Not knowin’ that their women

Will soon fuck ‘em in the arse,

But I know I had it comin',

I know I can't be free,

But those people they don’t know it,

They’ll soon pay alimony.

Well, if they freed me from my ex-wife,

If that check was all for me,

I bet I'd spend it wiser

‘Stead of fallin’ for the meme,

Far from any woman,

That's where I want to fap,

And I'd let that alimony

Be paid by other saps.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

SHE TOOK MY BOYS AND MY DEBT IS HEAVY

SOLD AWAY MY POSSESSIONS TO MOVE IN TO A CHEVY

DAMN MAN, THIS WASN'T THE PLAN

DRIVE TO THE WOODS EATING CORN OUT THE CAN

SHE TOOK IT ALL AWAY, MY CHANTING FANS

THE GROUPIES, THE BOOZE, ENCINO MAN

NOW ALL THESE FANS, ASKING WHERE DID HE GO?

CRYING ON A ROCK THINKING OF MY CASH FLOW

SO NOW I'M HUNTING SQUIRRELS AT THE BASE OF A MOUNTAIN

THEY TOOK HALF MY NUTS AND BERRIES

AND RIDDLED WHO'S COUNTING

BIT MY WALLET WITH THE ALIMONY, THE LOSSES SPOUTING

NOW MY TEARS OVERFLOWETH, JUST LIKE A FOUNTAIN

SEATS IN THE PARLOR, MIRRORS INBETWEEN

SCISSORS IN HIS HANDS, IT WAS SO SERENE

THE SKY WAS BLUE YEAH, THE GRASS WAS GREEN

BARBER JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

SO NOW I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING, MY DEBT MAKES ME TWIST

MY WALLET'S EMPTY, CAN'T AFFORD SWISS MISS

SAW A THIRTY DAY SETTLEMENT WALKING DOWN YOUR STREET

THOUGH I WAS DOWN WITH GOD, I HAD TO YELL RETREAT

BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO

HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH

BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO

HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH

OUT IN THE COURTHOUSE ON A THREE DAY STINT

I HAD A REVELATION THAT COULD HAVE SAVED ME A MINT

SO TAKE A HINT AND PLEASE DON'T JOIN THE CLUB

GET A PRENUP WITH YOUR WIFE SO YOU DON'T GET SNUBBED

YOU'LL GET JEWED TOO FOR A SUBARU

FOUR WHEEL DRIVE TO THE COMMUNE, PICK UP THE CREW

AND WE OUT TO THE FAMILY COURT, UP IN THE NORTH

WHERE I GET DIVORCED BUT PAYMENTS COME FORTH

POVERTY HAS ME DREAMING FOR VEGGIE SPAGHETTI

I HAVE TO LIVE LIKE A REFUGEE, WISH I WAS TOM PETTY

READY, STEADY, LEGALLY BROKE

TIL I FOUND OUT I STASHED SOME WHEN I WAS STONE IN G.I JOE

GRAM DAMN, NOW I GOTS TO SCRAM

AND START WATCHING FOR THOSE JEWS IN BETHLEHEM

CAUSE AFTON'S LOOKING OUT AND I'M WRITING A NEW CHECK

WE ARE ALL ONE, SO WHY ARE THEY AFTER MY NECK?

AND TO MY CHILDREN, THIS IS WHAT SHE HAS TOLD

GINO D. ON LINE TWO, PUT THAT SUCKER ON HOLD

AND SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

YOU GOT TO SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

BEEN JEWED TOO SO WHAT CAN I DO?

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS SOON ARE DUE

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAST FOR THE MUMMY 2

BEEN JEWED TOO SO WHAT CAN I DO?

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS SOON ARE DUE

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAST FOR THE MUMMY 2

sorry for deviating so much on some of the lines, most of the original song is basically word salad and I did my best. I didn't feel like doing the rest either