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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 1434792110392.webm (248.24 KB,480x360,4:3,WAKE UP.webm)

 No.1995 [View All]

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

Lawyer into your hands

I give up my paycheck

Lawyer into your hands

Why have you fucked my shit up?

In court just fucked my shit up

In proceedings fucked me up

Legally fucked my shit up

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

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 No.4334

File: 1448836354604.jpeg (175.37 KB,615x409,615:409,image.jpeg)

My wallet was a crib and it was growing lies

I didn't know what love was on that day

my ex wife's a tiny bloodclot

I tried to divorce it

She never quits she never goes away

I've given all my money to Alimony because

I was too dumb to run too dead to get a prenup

This was never my world

You took all I had away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

This was never my world

You took my dignity away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

I would have told myself then before the marriage

That being married to Afton was the only thing that I could go wrong in this dying world

but the simple word "no" itself

already died and went away

This was never my world

you took my dignity away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

This was never my world

you took all I had away

I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

I burned all the good things in The Alimony payments

I was too dumb to run and now I'm too dead to die

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 No.4340

File: 1448855707795.jpg (139.23 KB,629x392,629:392,brendan lootpack.jpg)

I've got no vibe

Check 1 2, check 1 2 3

Wild with the signs

Check 1 2, check 1 2 3

Is Brendan's shit fucked? Hell yeah

Cause when I've got a pen I sign Afton's checks freely

Yo, as easy as it may seem paying is not a capa-

bility for most to posses, you gotta get shit fucked

Take the time to date, construct marriage

Afton's set me straight, look at the damage

I'm a broke former star not on track, no money for cleats

I represent the fucked shit style cause I live on the street

My backbone's broken cause I have no home, only dial tones

I'm destroyed by child support payments and loanshark loans

It's time for lunch already, yes past lunch

I don't get to eat anything, not even Captain Crunch

Cry in such different styles that it's unlike yours

Wack actors, I'll point you out and point out all of your flaws

All of your jaws get broken, styles no joking

Battling straight up battling is what I'm provoking

But I'll die before this wack alimony infects thee

Bank account until the point I cannot breathe

But if Brendan F. dies before Brendan F. wakes

I pray to God to step down and take out all them fakes

Money, pretty please

Cause when I've got a pen I sign Afton's checks freely

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 No.4348

It starts with

Alimony

I don't know why

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

To explain in due time

All I know

Money is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the hair recedes

Watch it count down in the end of every month

Keeping up with the Alimony payments ticks life away

It’s so unreal

Didn’t look out for a prenup

And so I watch the money go right out the window

Trying to hold on but I didn’t even know

I wasted it all just to watch you spend my money

I kept some hidden money and even though I tried, the plan fell apart

What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when…

I tried so hard

To keep up with the payments

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I am falling in debt

And will lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

Divorce, I don’t know why

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

To remind myself how

I tried so hard

In spite of the way you were mocking me

Acting like My money was part of your property

Remembering all the times you fought with me

I’m not surprised it ended up to divorce

Things aren’t the way they were before

My kids wouldn’t even recognize me anymore

Not that you knew me we'd end up divorced back then

But it all comes back to me that you in fact did know

In the end

I kept some hidden money and even though I tried, my plan fell apart

What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when…

I tried so hard

To keep up with the payments

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I am falling in debt

And will lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There’s only one thing you should know

I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There’s only one thing you should know

I tried so hard

To keep up with the payments

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I am falling in debt

And will lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

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 No.4361

>>4348

>>4348

My sides are fucked up fam

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 No.4362

>>4334

>>4340

What are the songs? It is hard for me to ever tell what tempo to go along in my head. Good shit tho

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 No.4370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4362

I didn't do the whole thing since I got lazy

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 No.4378

File: 1448947187432.jpg (71.7 KB,1000x1000,1:1,kekk.jpg)

>>4370

>this much nostalgia and creativity

How the fuck did you even think to use that

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 No.4394

>>4378

It was JUST my favorite track from #4 so I decided to rewrite it

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 No.5181

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt

I take a look for my wife and realize she's left

Cause I've been paying and crying so long

That even my banker thinks my mind is gone

But I keep paying these bills, I don't deserve it

Me be treated like a punk used to be unheard of

You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking

Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip but I gotta loc

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool

I'm the kinda G the little actors used to wanna be like

On my knees in the night saying prayers in the spotlight

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Look at the situation she's got me facin'

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets

So I gotta be down with the movie team

Too much television watching got me chasing dreams

I'm an educated fool with money on my mind

Got a 10 to my head and gleams running down my eyes

I'm a drugged up former actor set trippin banger

And my money is down so don't arouse my anger, fool

Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away

I've got no life, do or die, what can I say

I'm 47 now, but will I live to see 48

The way things are going don't look great

Tell me why the media is so blind to see

That the one she hurt is JUST me

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Power and the money, money and the power

Minute after minute, hour after hour

Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking

What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me

If they can't understand it, how can they reach me

I guess they can't, I guess they won't

I guess they front, that's why I know I can't get my life unfucked, fool

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

Been spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise

JUST spending most their cash, in Afton's alimony paradise …

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 No.5250

File: 1455923757867.jpg (8.4 KB,307x327,307:327,JUST do it.jpg)

>>4370

Re-up or make a webm fam

I need to see this

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 No.5253

File: 1455940385799.mp4 (5.76 MB,640x360,16:9,Lootpack - Whenimondamic.mp4)

>>5250

Sorry to let you down if you thought I sang it or something, I didn't. I posted the original song to let him know what it was.

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 No.5255

File: 1455960115171.jpg (18.78 KB,217x320,217:320,JUST.JPG)

>>5253

Thanks anyways

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 No.5257

File: 1455964834247.jpg (104.74 KB,358x477,358:477,1416082839459.jpg)

This fucking thread.

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 No.5258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.5309

>>5258

Life imitates art

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 No.5323

File: 1456595327378.mp4 (3.51 MB,616x480,77:60,justfammie.mp4)

>>3683

i sort of tried.

>this thing keeps fucking my post up

pls submit my post fam

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 No.5326

File: 1456615407959.jpg (14.99 KB,480x360,4:3,lel.jpg)

>>5323

I love it.

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 No.5327

>>5323

Jesus your voice is amazing.

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 No.5331

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 No.5332

>>5323

God, that's incredible.

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 No.5335

File: 1456668656503.jpg (518.95 KB,810x874,405:437,alimony snake.jpg)

>>5323

You're pretty good.

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 No.5396

File: 1457587184779.png (181.83 KB,714x360,119:60,absolutelt not cropped lew….png)

>>5326

>>5327

>>5332

>>5335

Thanks fam, i'll look foward doing the OP

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 No.5399

>>5396

Ill be waiting

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 No.5467

>>4009

>>4014

I did the eminem one cause shit was hilarious that anon thought of that

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03fxbMn41WW

Which other ones should I do? I was sloppy with this one cause I was in a rush but will do multiple takes so we can make edits to webms and shit.

Still requesting someone do a Katy Perry song or a T-Swift song, especially 'roar' by Katy Perry.

When I have time I can do it with background music so it will sound better. Let me know anons

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 No.5468

>>5323

incredibly dank

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 No.5469

File: 1458196805845.gif (1.66 MB,253x203,253:203,1428274605380.gif)

>>5467

My sides got rekt pretty hard tbh fam. If you do better take with music, it'd be gold.

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 No.5470

>>5467

The thread did start with Chop Suey, and no ones done it yet. So it'd be nice to hear someone sing it.

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 No.5507

>>3967

>>5467

>>3973

these are all the ones Ive given a try so far. Im doing the ones I can. Chop Suey is just so hard to do.

I saw a few other anons doing them too and could probably do it better

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 No.5508

>>3973

>>5507

meant to put the put the finished version. It is hard to not laugh doing some of these

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 No.5509

File: 1458403568723.jpg (13.41 KB,480x360,4:3,em.jpg)

>>5467

can anyone skilled in video editing make a webm like the other one? Maybe with shots of Eminem with some JUSTcuts etc lol

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 No.5510

>>5469

I will. I was super fucked up and it was like 2 takes. Gonna wait and see if there is anyone that will do some edits or when I get more time I'll get it to where it sounds good

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 No.5768

bump

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 No.6624

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 No.9692

not letting this one die either

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 No.9750

File: 3eae317c0bc87b5⋯.jpg (155.13 KB,779x526,779:526,IMG_3474.JPG)

>>1995

High quality post fam

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 No.12871

File: 5f650ceb5d361b4⋯.webm (1.46 MB,854x480,427:240,JUST sing along, fam.webm)

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 No.12885

JUST DRIFT MY SHIT UP

SEE MY COURT CASE IN THE NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO SETTLE

ALL THE PICTURES IN THE PAPERS

THERE'S BAGS UNDER MY EYES

DON'T YOU SEE MY

CONDITION

PETITION TO ACT FAILED AGAIN

CAN'T YOU SEE NOW

DELUSIONS

OF A FUCKED UP MIND

JFMSU

I'VE PAID ALIMONY BEFORE

LIVING IN THE STREET

AND I HAD TO SELL OFF MY HOME

CALLING YOU

AND BEGGING NOT TO TAKE MY MONEY

NO SHOES FOR MY FEET

IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME

WOOOOOOOOOAH

JFMSU

I USED TO BE A BIG STAR BEFORE

WORLD WAS AT MY FEET

AND ACROSS THE GLOBE DID I ROAM

THEN CAME YOU

AND NOW I CAN BARELY EAT

DOWN HAVE I BEEN BEAT

IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME

WOOOOOOOOOAH

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 No.12886

>>12885

SEE THE FUTURE DEBT SETTLEMENTS

SEE MY PAST FAME IN THE DISTANCE

TRY TO GUESS NOW, WHAT'S GOING ON

AND MY HAIRLINE GOES AWAY

DON'T YOU SEE MY

CONDITION

THE NATION LAUGHS AT ME YET AGAIN

CAN'T YOU SEE NOW

DELUSIONS

OF A DESPAIRING MIND

JFMSU

I'VE PAID ALIMONY BEFORE

MY SOUL FEELS THE HEAT

OF DIVORCE COURT'S JUDGEMENT TOME

CALLING YOU

AND CURSING AS YOU SUCKLE MY TEAT

SHIVERING IN THE SLEET

IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME

WOOOOOOOOOAH

JFMSU

I USED TO BE A CELEB BEFORE

FANS WOULD KISS MY FEET

AND THROUGH HOLLYWOOD DID I ROAM

THEN CAME YOU

AND NOW I SOLD MY KIDNEY TO EAT

DOWN HAVE I BEEN BEAT

IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME

WOOOOOOOOOAH

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 No.12887

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Someone could work with cleaning out my wallet, too.

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 No.12897

>>12887

Fuck'd my shit into pieces

Clean'd out my wallet too

I am JUSTed

No funding

Don't give a fuck if you gut my funds, bleeding

Clean'd out my wallet too

Fuck my shit into pieces

Clean out my wallet too

I'm so JUSTed, no funding

Don't give a fuck if you gut my funds, bleeding

Do you even care if I die freezing?

Would it be wrong? would it be right?

If I ran away tonight

Chances are that I might

All my money's outta sight

And I'm contemplating homicide

'Cause I'm losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

I never realized I was drained too thin

Till it was too late

And my bank's empty within

Hungry!

Feeding on what's left

Lamenting her sin

Shit so fuck'd up, where do I begin?

It all started with the alimony

No love for my ex.

And no love for another.

Searching to find a love up on a higher level

Finding nothing but questions and devils

'Cause I'm losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Nothing's alright

Nothing is fine

I'm running and I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I can't go on living this way

Fuck'd my shit into pieces

Clean'd out my wallet too

I am JUSTed

No funding

Don't give a fuck if you gut my funds, bleeding

Would it be wrong?

Would it be right?

If I ran away tonight

Chances are that I might

JUSTification outta sight

And I'm contemplating homicide

'Cause I'm losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Losing my shit

Losing my mind

Wish lawyers would tell me I'm fine

Nothing's alright

Nothing is fine

I'm running and I'm crying

I can't go on living this way

Can't go on

Living this way

Nothing's alright

-Fuck My Shit into Pieces

-Brendan Fraser cover

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 No.12915

>>9750

Is that electric fencing? Looks like there are alternating isolators implying that touching the wrong pair will fuck your shit right up.

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 No.12919

Dice rollRolled 11, 37, 76, 31, 29 = 184 (5d100)

>>12897

This one is for you, anon.

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 No.14628

File: 4cee805f392c56c⋯.png (76.84 KB,1000x1000,1:1,1523940137104.png)

Years later I still come back to this thread from time to time for a good laugh.

I'm still waiting for someone to actually sing the lyrics in OP's post.

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 No.14794

Fell in love with a hoe

She fucked my shit up with the alimony

Now everybody knows

And my three sons never get to see their daddy

Can't even get a movie role

She just fucked my shit up forever so badly

Think I might as well an hero now

Yeah I used to have it good but it's all come tumbling down

Fell in love with a hoe

I didn't get a prenup and she cucked me badly

Now everybody knows

My former acting career has become a travesty

Hollywood doesn't want me now

Doing interviews for aol is such a sad thing

Told my barber just fuck my shit up

Now my wallets a black hole and my ex is gravity

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Can't even pay my lawyers off

Hollywood blackballed me

Fucked my shit up badly

Shes bleeding me dry through and through

I just wish I got a prenup because alimony

Fell in love with a hoe

She fucked my shit up on another level

Should have got a prenup

Now I'm literally a debt slave to this damn shedevil

Can't even get an acting role

Yeah those jews in Hollywood all refuse to cast me

She fucked my shit up deep in my soul

Just kill me now fam my life's such a tragedy

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Can't seem to pay this damn bitch off

Every cent I make she just keeps on taking

Wish I got that fucking prenup now

So I could've tried avoiding this unfortunate cuckening

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 No.14818

File: e832cc7aead077b⋯.gif (67.51 KB,401x496,401:496,fred just.gif)

ALRIGHT, AFTON, KEEP ALLIE MONIN', BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR MONEY DOWN)

(THROW YOUR, THROW, THROW YOUR)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR, YOUR HANDS, YOUR, YOUR HANDS UP)

(SHOULD'VE TRIED A PRENUP)

HOLLYWOOD MASTERS, WANNA KEEP ON ROLLIN', BABY!

(YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW, YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, BACK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCK UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVIN' THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

J.U.S.T. FRASER IS RIGHT HERE

LAWYERS IN THE COURT PUT THEM LAWSUITS IN THE AIR

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T PAY, THEN WE DON'T G'WAY (JUST)

1, 2, 3 THOUSANDS DOLLARS TO THE SMITH

CHOSEN FOR YOUR FIX OF THOSE BLACK MEN DIX

SO WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, PUNK?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CUT MY FUCK UP WHILE I GO JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

YOU WANNA FUCK WITH BREND FRASER? (YEAH)

YOU CAN'T MESS WITH BREND FRASER (WHY?)

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY FUCKED (WHEN?)

EVERYDAY AND EVERY NIGHT (OH)

AND THIS FUCKED SHIT RIGHT HERE (AHA?)

YO, WE'RE DOIN' IT ALL THE TIME (WHAT?)

SO YOU BETTER GET SOME BETTER FUCKS AND, AH

GET SOME BETTER SHITES (DUH!)

WE GOT THE BARBER SET, SO DON'T COMPLAIN YET

TWENTY-FOUR-SEVEN, SHE KEEPS BEGGIN' FOR A RAIN CHECK

OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD TAKES ME FOR NOT HOT SHIT

THAT WASHED UP SHIT, GETTING' BALDER IN THE MONIN' PIT!

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

HEY CAMERON (WHERE YOU AT?)

HEY HOLLY (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND THE PEOPLE THAT WERE IN THE MUMMY (WHERE YOU AT?)

ALL THE LAWYERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

ALL THE HELPERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CUT THEIR SHIT BETTER (WHERE YOU AT?)

HOT JOURNOS (WHERE YOU AT?)

PIMP FUCKIE (THAT'S ME FUCK!)

AND THE PEOPLE LAUGHIN' UP IN CABINS (WHERE YOU AT?)

SHITPOSTERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

MEME HOPPERS (WHERE YOU AT?)

AND EVERYBODY ALL AROUND THE WORLD

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCKLE UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

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 No.14936

File: f1584b9e0ff418c⋯.jpg (42.39 KB,330x479,330:479,camel laugh.jpg)

>>12886

>AND MY HAIRLINE GOES AWAY

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 No.15058

File: 029e66ccc529376⋯.jpg (124.23 KB,1171x1313,1171:1313,Fraser_Notebook.jpg)

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me

But she fucked my shit up then,

And I ain't seen no good pay

Since, I don't know when.

I'm payin’ alimony,

And time keeps draggin' on,

But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,

‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,

My Mama said, "Brendy,

Always be a good boy,

Don't fall for the 3D."

But I married a real woman,

Just to have her leave.

When I see my money goin',

I cry myself to sleep.

SUE ME!

*guitar solo*

I bet there's actors eatin'

In them fancy dining cars,

Not knowin’ that their women

Will soon fuck ‘em in the arse,

But I know I had it comin',

I know I can't be free,

But those people they don’t know it,

They’ll soon pay alimony.

Well, if they freed me from my ex-wife,

If that check was all for me,

I bet I'd spend it wiser

‘Stead of fallin’ for the meme,

Far from any woman,

That's where I want to fap,

And I'd let that alimony

Be paid by other saps.

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 No.15087

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1995

Just fuck my karaoke up.

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 No.15148

File: 672de8d0b481fc8⋯.jpg (327.63 KB,1242x626,621:313,jfmsu convicts.jpg)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

SHE TOOK MY BOYS AND MY DEBT IS HEAVY

SOLD AWAY MY POSSESSIONS TO MOVE IN TO A CHEVY

DAMN MAN, THIS WASN'T THE PLAN

DRIVE TO THE WOODS EATING CORN OUT THE CAN

SHE TOOK IT ALL AWAY, MY CHANTING FANS

THE GROUPIES, THE BOOZE, ENCINO MAN

NOW ALL THESE FANS, ASKING WHERE DID HE GO?

CRYING ON A ROCK THINKING OF MY CASH FLOW

SO NOW I'M HUNTING SQUIRRELS AT THE BASE OF A MOUNTAIN

THEY TOOK HALF MY NUTS AND BERRIES

AND RIDDLED WHO'S COUNTING

BIT MY WALLET WITH THE ALIMONY, THE LOSSES SPOUTING

NOW MY TEARS OVERFLOWETH, JUST LIKE A FOUNTAIN

SEATS IN THE PARLOR, MIRRORS INBETWEEN

SCISSORS IN HIS HANDS, IT WAS SO SERENE

THE SKY WAS BLUE YEAH, THE GRASS WAS GREEN

BARBER JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

SO NOW I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING, MY DEBT MAKES ME TWIST

MY WALLET'S EMPTY, CAN'T AFFORD SWISS MISS

SAW A THIRTY DAY SETTLEMENT WALKING DOWN YOUR STREET

THOUGH I WAS DOWN WITH GOD, I HAD TO YELL RETREAT

BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO

HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH

BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO

HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH

OUT IN THE COURTHOUSE ON A THREE DAY STINT

I HAD A REVELATION THAT COULD HAVE SAVED ME A MINT

SO TAKE A HINT AND PLEASE DON'T JOIN THE CLUB

GET A PRENUP WITH YOUR WIFE SO YOU DON'T GET SNUBBED

YOU'LL GET JEWED TOO FOR A SUBARU

FOUR WHEEL DRIVE TO THE COMMUNE, PICK UP THE CREW

AND WE OUT TO THE FAMILY COURT, UP IN THE NORTH

WHERE I GET DIVORCED BUT PAYMENTS COME FORTH

POVERTY HAS ME DREAMING FOR VEGGIE SPAGHETTI

I HAVE TO LIVE LIKE A REFUGEE, WISH I WAS TOM PETTY

READY, STEADY, LEGALLY BROKE

TIL I FOUND OUT I STASHED SOME WHEN I WAS STONE IN G.I JOE

GRAM DAMN, NOW I GOTS TO SCRAM

AND START WATCHING FOR THOSE JEWS IN BETHLEHEM

CAUSE AFTON'S LOOKING OUT AND I'M WRITING A NEW CHECK

WE ARE ALL ONE, SO WHY ARE THEY AFTER MY NECK?

AND TO MY CHILDREN, THIS IS WHAT SHE HAS TOLD

GINO D. ON LINE TWO, PUT THAT SUCKER ON HOLD

AND SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

YOU GOT TO SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN JEWED TOO

BEEN JEWED TOO SO WHAT CAN I DO?

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS SOON ARE DUE

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAST FOR THE MUMMY 2

BEEN JEWED TOO SO WHAT CAN I DO?

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS SOON ARE DUE

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAST FOR THE MUMMY 2

sorry for deviating so much on some of the lines, most of the original song is basically word salad and I did my best. I didn't feel like doing the rest either

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 No.15149

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15148

the original song for those unaware

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