No.16280
Is this the ultimate JUST of the 2010s if not the 21st century?
>begs adult swim for 10 years for a show
>finally gets show
>"Forgets" to hide his powerlevel on social media while tweeting /pol/tier shit
>Buzzfeed and several other media outlets pick up on this
>spin Sam's social media into world peace being an "alt-right" show
>Journalists put major pressure on Adult Swims parent company turner broadcasting system
>Turner puts pressure on Adult Swim
>Adult Swim pulls show for fear of hosting a "neo-nazi, alt-right show"
>Sam spirals into a depression
>gets obese and stops taking care of himself
>Nick and Charls drift away from Sam either out of anger or disgust
>Sam on his own now is putting out the laziest shittiest content of his life because of depression
>Fucks trannies
>Fucks dudes
>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's
>Withheld payment from people very close to him
>Begs girls to find other men online for threesomes
>Takes steroids and fake Cialis to even get a boner, peruses Craigslist for gay sex
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No.16281
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No.16282
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No.16283
Everyone loves Sam. Are you his pathetic worthless stalker? You are the ultimate just. Does even one person like you?
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No.16284
Is anyone even still watching Adult Swim's "original" programming? Last I saw it was Saturday Night Live-tier unfunny. Sam wasn't going to last in an environment where his co-workers found Eric Andre funny no matter what.
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No.16285
>>16283
Are you being ironic or are you Sam?
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No.16287
>>16284
The only people still watching adult swim are the traditional demographics, Weebs who only watch Toonami and stoners who watch everything else, maybe the odd redditer still holding out hope that Rick and Morty season 4 will be announced.
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No.16289
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No.16290
>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's
Quick rundown on this? Miring dedication if true.
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No.16298
>>16284
i used to love adult swim until they cancelled world peace. it was like one of those "which way, white man?" memes when they chose rick and morty instead of world peace. and adult swim was the only channel i ever watched, so i haven't watched tv in years, but i'm still addicted to imageboards unfortunately
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No.16307
>>16280
>>Nick and Charls drift away from Sam either out of anger or disgust
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>>Fucks trannies
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>>Fucks dudes
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>>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's
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>>Withheld payment from people very close to him
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>>Begs girls to find other men online for threesomes
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>>Takes steroids and fake Cialis to even get a boner, peruses Craigslist for gay sex
this is a joke right?
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No.16327
>>16307
Kill yourself already.
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No.16331
Reminder that he did nothing wrong
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No.16340
>>16327
This is a freedom front board, friendo. If you haven't taken the heh pill and are a hothead, someone needs to get you out.
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No.16348
>>16331
Nothing wrong, except everything after "Tom Goes to the Mayor".
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No.16349
>>16340
Nobody likes you ;_; Stadiums worth of people love Sam ;_; You will never be a world-changing hero of virtue like the protagonists in your cartoons ;_;
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No.16528
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No.16643
>>16348
>Nothing wrong, except everything after "Tom Goes to the Mayor".
fucking this tbh
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No.16771
>>16280
half of this is made up, but the other half is sad enough
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No.16785
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No.16786
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No.16787
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No.16802
Hey, Sam
You look like a million dollars:
Highly inflated and worth less than in your prime time.
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No.16954
The only thing Sam Hyde ever did wrong was wanting to get on television.
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No.16986
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No.16987
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No.18549
I'll post the rubbish and untrustworthy pics I found.
WARNING! THIS POST IS HAS BEEN MARKED BY A.J. STYLES
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No.18550
File: bd16770c51cbf3d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,772.06 KB,1600x4120,40:103,sam hyde sticks things up ….jpg)
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No.18551
might wanna check Josh's dump or >>>/cow/ to find more info, but he never married, so it's only the divorce from television that matters
it's a shame because there were a few diamonds in the rough with this poof
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No.18552
>>16331
>Tim heidecker - I am a cuck
Yeah, no. If you feel it, in your heart, that it's the right thing to do then by all means defend this cucklord. JUST remember you're as much of or more so a cuck by association with such a creature.
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No.18579
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No.18748
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No.18750
>>18549
not hte same girl. if you have the other photoset of the chubster girl, and look at her teeth, she has really, really pronounced pointy canines. the other girl has rounded ones.
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No.18756
>>18748
MY SIDES
I haven't laughed this hard in a long tiem
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No.18758
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No.18941
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No.19016
>>16280
He has Rhinophyma.
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No.19035
>>18941
The first time I saw that pic or variants thereof, I thought it was some parody of Jim Raynor from Brood War. Didn't realize til later it was Hyde.
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No.19304
>>16331
heidecker is a fag
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No.19644
>pretending Joe Bernstein's interview isn't the reason for everything
>spamming fake shit on every board
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