/just/ - FUCK MY SHIT UP

>born as a clone to be used as the perfect soldier for the military

>5'9, shortest of all your bloodline of 6'0+ dudes

>shit childhood of wandering from foster home to foster home

>recruited into a special forces unit after some time in the Gulf War

>sent on a mission to kill some dude, turns out it's your CO who is also your dad

>your dad escapes to rebuild his military base

>have to kill your best friend

>decide to retire

>nope, military drags you out of your comfy Alaskan cabin

>told to stop your brother from launching a nuke or some shit

>meet a girl like last time

>get infected with a virus by best friends that you killed's sister

>turns out best friend was the cyborg who'd been fucking shit up, sacrifices himself for you

>girl dies

>fight your brother and kill him

>team up with faggot nerd to stop WMD endorsed by the "free world" which is also committing censorship

>branded as a terrorist

>5 years later your body is decaying via age because you're a clone who was meant to be used as a limited-time weapon

>have to drag your 72-year old body across the world to stop this bullshit once and for all with the virus you got injected into you almost a decade ago slowly killing you making you a possible biological pathogen that could kill the whole human race

>your apprentice, now a cyborg, has surpassed you doing all sorts of cool things over the world

>surprise surprise, the girl who you thought died years ago is alive and now romantically involved with some dumbass who shits his pants 24/7 over your old gross self

>have to fight your brother who possessed the body of some oldass man

>with the day saved you go the grave of your dead dad and decide to blow your brains out since you have nothing to live for let alone a threat to all living creatures

>choke out at the last second

>your dad shows up, haha he isn't dead

>mumbles about some bullshit

>dies

>go home and die a year later yourself

Posted this one in another thread a while ago. Copypasting because I'm lazy:

>be generic RPG protagonist with a qt princess gf and friends who leads a successful life and everyone hails as a hero

>princess gets kidnapped by demon

>try to save her but fail and best friend dies in the process

>king is revealed to be the demon

>kill him

>turns out the king was innocent, and your best friend (who faked his death) tricked you into killing him to ruin your life because he was jealous of you

>oh, and he was also cucking you with the princess

>kill him for being a massive dick

>princess sees this and proceeds to kill herself in front of you because she loved best friend

>now the love of your life and your best friend are both dead, and everyone hates you because you killed their king

JUST

>save the world as noble angel knight

>get a thumbs up from god to go to heaven

>decide to stay mortal for a woman

>k but you lose your memories

>but I love her god

>k

>get transformed into a baby and forget why you became mortal

>woman takes care of you and probably fucks another dude

>>15321

>be CIA

>get sent into russia for "virtuous mission" to save some scientist

>the woman who you've spent 10 years of your life training with, learning from and living with defects and gives the crazy russian colonel nukes

>get CQC'd, fall off a bridge, nearly get nuked

>limp away to spend a week in hospital, have to go back into russia and rescue scientist, destroy his batshit insane powerful nuclear tank, kill your mentor along with her other badass maybe-supernatural soldier friends, take care of the colonel too if possible

>mission goes fairly well for a time, you make your way to colonel faggot's fortress with the help of some motorcycle girl who also defected, but to a side that also wants the colonel dead

>steal some homo's uniform, sneak in with a strangely convenient mask

>turns out you're disguised as colonel faggot's gay lover

>he tries to molest you, finds out you're not his lover and fucks you up

>get captured

>get tortured, see ghost holding up a plate with a number

>eye gets fucked up by a revolver bullet

>also the scientist dies

>escape to hiding place behind a waterfall, on the way fight ghostbro, who summons the spirits of everyone you killed

>infiltrate colonel faggot's fortress again, plant explosives

>ghostbro shows up again to tell you you've got 5 minutes

>beat colonel faggot in 5 minutes, get the fuck out with help from motorcycle girl

>he gets in the nuclear tank and starts trying to rape you

>fire rockets into tank until it stops working

>fire bullets into colonel until he stops working

>lightning strike kills him once and for all

>but wait, there's more

>escape with motorcycle girl, being shot at by soldiers on the way

>crash, she gets impaled on a branch

>make your way to the lake where the getaway vehicle is waiting

>your mentor's waiting there as well

>fight her

>kill her

>JUSTed forever after

>>19226

>your CO forms the illuminati and sets you up as an idol by spreading rumours

>want nothing to do with his shit

>he clones you, because by your luck you managed to get sterilised during a nuclear test

>lot of other battles happen

>start private military company so soldiers can't be exploited by governments anymore

>get letter saying IAEA are going to investigate you

>refuse

>sciencefag sends another letter supporting the investigation

>can't refuse or you'll draw suspicion

>try to rescue an agent from a max security military prison

>your medic takes one bomb out of her with emergency surgery, but doesn't find the second one

>get injured from the explosion, go into coma along with medic

>medic becomes body double and gets hypnotised to think he's actually you

>wake up from coma, friend briefs you on the shit that went on while you were unconscious

>medic wakes up, you cover your face with bandages and help him fight the soldiers that came to kill him/you

>colonel shows up, still alive and so angry he set himself on fire

>also there's a psychic kid around with a name like an evangelion reference, whatever

>steal ambulance, run over colonel on fire, get knocked out by helicopter shot

>medic tries to drive, crashes, you escape while he's out

>your friend helps the medic set up Outer Heaven, your PMC, while you fight in other wars and help child soldiers reintegrate into society

>take command of FOXHOUND, the unit you founded about 20 years ago

>build up Outer Heaven on the side

>one of your sons joins FOXHOUND

>train him in CQC, give him the codename Solid Snake, just like your own, Naked Snake

>US learns of Outer Heaven's own nuclear tank

>medic goes batshit and tries to create an Outer Heaven against you

>you send in your son's best friend, he gets captured

>you send in your son to rescue his friend and destroy the tank

>medic impersonates you and feeds your son bullshit to make him fail

>your son destroys tank, medic, and Outer Heaven

>NATO bombs the area

>you rescue some survivors and flee to asia

>you take part in the Mercenary War and create Zanzibar Land, some clay on the border of Pakistan, China, the former USSR and Afghanistan run for and by soldiers where you can be honoured, not treated as political tools

>feels good man

>commision a new nuclear tank

>your son gets sent in to fuck your shit up

>face him in combat

>he burns your shit up

>feels bad man

>survive

>get injected with nanomachines by the illuminati and put in a coma

>they put your soldier genes into their special forces

>motorcycle girl comes back to rebuild your body with parts from your cloned sons

>one of your sons' body ends up in a grave dedicated to you

>illuminati's nanomachine skynet gets fucked up by a virus

>you awaken and track down your old CO

>finding him in a vegetative state, you bring him to your mentor's grave

>you find your son there, about to commit suicide

>doesn't do it

>commend him

>cqc hug him after he draws his weapon in surprise

>explain a bunch of shit to him, get philosophical, finally switch off CO's life support

>start feeling the virus you just caught from your son kick in

>assure him he won't cause an epidemic

>reflect on the day you killed your mentor and her will

>salute

>smoke last cigar

>ask son to spend his last days in peace

>This is good… Isn't it?

>Get eternally cucked by wife that constantly fucks other men and gives you a portal to watch it all

>Locked up in a cuckcave

>Help this guy that's killing all the Gods for revenge

>He fucks your wife as well

>He then needs to take your daughteru and use her for his vengenace

>Get mad and try to kill him

>Get killed by him viciously instead

tbh Max from the Mad Max game had his shit fucked up pretty hard.

>be a good driver, but that's about the only thing that hasn't been fucked up

>have what appears to be mild schizophrenia

>have car, also have your shit somewhat together for a moment, just need to collect gasoline and drive

>literally has to drive away to get away from his feels

>get chased down by wasteland Chad's goons

>fight wasteland Chad

>lose the fight despite literally shoving a chainsaw through his skull

>he takes your car, equipment, everything

>you now only have the clothes on your back

>end up having to work with a deformed midget of a mechanic to build a new car

>take orders from everyone, even your deformed mechanic

>do this for the whole game

>the whole fucking game

>at least the deformed midget is helping you, he is your one and only friend

>take a slight liking to a woman

>a woman that already has a kid

>eventually it turns out the woman is wasteland Chad's fucking concubine and the kid is his

>cuckedinterally.jpeg

>end up having to fight wasteland Chad again for last component of the car

>he's still alive holy shit

>still need to save the woman from wasteland Chad but he fucking strangles her and his own kid

>get heartbroken again because of this

>in the beginning you just wanted to rebuild your car and move on

>now you became an orbiting semi-cuck that's even more emotionally and mentally damaged than before

>decide to take vengeance on wasteland Chad

>end up destroying your newly built, better-than-ever car and sacrificing the deformed mechanic who was your only friend in the world

>wasteland Chad is still alive and is fighting you using what was once your original car now against you

>finally manage to kill him

>drive away in a rusted hunk of metal that used to be your car at the start of the game before wasteland Chad took it and used it for his own devious purpose

>he could've had a new, better car and a new friend, but no, he decided to fuck himself over even more over a woman that wasn't even his

He kinda deserved to has his shit fucked.

>>19260

I don't know much about Greek Mythology, maybe this link is true enough:

>He was the son of ZEUS and HERA and married to APHRODITE by Zeus to prevent a war of the gods fighting for her hand.

>Hephaestus’s ugly appearance was the reason Zeus chose him to marry Aphrodite, but despite this she had many affairs with both gods and men.

<In one story, Hephaestus builds a tricky invention which catches Aphrodite laying with the ARES, the god of war, trapping them both in the bed to be laughed at and ridiculed by the other gods.

I guess he was a cuck even in Greek mythology but wew at that one story.

https://greekgodsandgoddesses.net/gods/hephaestus/

>be faggot fortune teller

>get magical aids

>fall in "love" with underage whore who's probably fucked half the country

>get cucked to death in some endings

>survive only to die by not taking your aids meds in the rest

>be NYPD cop

>wife and baby daughter killed over some drug ring

>become absolute madman and start massacring mobsters for revenge

>have to make strenuous mental exercise to keep his narrative as cynical and muh noir as possible

>kill a shitload of lowlifes and mercs admist the worst winter to date

>kill all the big heads involved

>fall in love with some assassin

>she gets killed too

>kill even more lowlifes and mercs

>become severely alcoholic

>gets tricked by some brazilian dude to work as private security

>eventually find himself with his SHIT FUCKED UP in the middle of a favela being asked if he thinks sopa de macaco is uma delicia

Beat this dude.

Should be obvious.

Can someone do an edit with the hair and eyes?

>>19523

>his jewish rival

>life is looking up

>gf is super hot important scientist babe

>serving as head of security at multibillion dollar corporation she works for

>she has a super important press meeting coming up

>going over security details for the meeting

>heavily armed mercenary group suddenly breaks in

>kill everyone, kidnap your gf and a few other top scientists

>you survive within an inch of your life

>cutting edge technology is used without your consent to save you

>you're hardly even human anymore, more parts machine than man

>travel around the world, go through hell and back to find your gf, the people responsible, and why

>uncover horrible conspiracies of megacorporations (including the one you work for) and secret societies

>only person left you can trust, your pilot, is shot down and dies

>her remains are desecrated and sold on the black markets

>have a face to face with the biggest newscaster in the world

>shes an ai operated by the illuminati programmed to surveil the masses

>but she wants to help you

>eventually find and break into the mercenary groups hq

>your gf is happily working with them

JUST

American McGee.

>>19830

>washed-up action movie hero who hits on trannies