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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 311508efe88fe70⋯.png (70.45 KB,500x328,125:82,who-is-the-real-god-just-f….png)

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 No.19693

Dice rollRolled 79, 49, 32, 67, 52 = 279 (5d100)

I have royally….

>be clear of alcohol for 60 days. life is going good.

>no debts, some cash incoming also

Am I becoming unfucked?

>after 60 days meet with friend decide to have a beer. This ends up in 3 beers. He asks me to drive him home, I say I can't because I don't want to lose my licence

>agree to drive him to the bus station which is on my way home.

>arrive at a bar which is less than 2km from my home

>drink 3 more units of alcohol, bar closes we chat outside while we finish our beer

>police patrol drives by once

>we continue to talk thinking not much about it

>drives by the second time

this is sketchy

>continue to talk

>drives by for third time and dissapears

>finish our drink, taxi drives by, flag it, m8 gets in and drives away

>I look around the block 360 coast is clear, get in my car

>proceed to stay 5 minutes inside to see if cops drive by for 4th time

coast is clear.bat

>start driving its 15mph zone, less than a mile to home

>car speeding up behind me

>really fast -it's probably the cops

>light me up

>I panic because I know I would fail breathalyzer and gun it

>end up in a dead end street jump out and proceed to run

>after quarter mile the cops giving chase catch up and beat me to the ground.

>beat me up a little in the head am bleeding

>proceed to take me to police station

>to hospital

>all night in hospital with police standing guard so I don't escape

>go back to police station at 10am

>another two hour lockup in solitary confinement

>get out, I have 2000 $ fine to pay

>have to come to a judge in near future

>will probably take my driver licence away

>car was towed and had to pay 240 $ to reclaim it

>can not drive it or they will reposses it.

>if lose licence, two years before you can try to get it again

>drivers licence is around 2000 $

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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 No.19797

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>>19693

For that terrible lolsorandom normalfag-tier first image and your extremely dumbass decision making, I would argue you deserve it.

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