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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 1418965903fa209⋯.jpg (29.88 KB,397x475,397:475,justman.jpg)

 No.9719

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

JUSTMAN

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 No.9722

File: 0b6cb8f57ebe8c7⋯.png (550.07 KB,440x552,55:69,just.png)

>Fight and claw your way back to movie relevance after catching a bad string of shit flix.

>Even earn some credibility as a director due to a couple rock solid films

>confident enough to dip toe back into capeshit again, be badman

>fan shitstorm ensues, muh Daredevil, muh hack, muh Badman and Robyn redux

>Reassure fans things will be different this time

>Movie is monster hit, but fans still fucking hate it

>WHY DID YOU USE THAT NAME?

>Rumblings the studio heads are already talking about recasting the role

Being Batfleck must be suffering.

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 No.9725

File: cad6b4a08682479⋯.jpg (135.4 KB,633x591,211:197,cad6b4a08682479a7a48b2d29c….jpg)

>>9722

He could've stuck to being a director and acting here and there like in Gone Girl. But there has to be only one reason why he signed up to do multiple capeshit movies…

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 No.9726

>>9719

At least you can just, who are you?

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 No.9727

>>9725

>150 million

You're a big alimony.

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 No.10228

>>9727

for (You)

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 No.10237

File: 1bb1c296a8d268d⋯.jpg (814.53 KB,2000x636,500:159,Ben Affleck Just.jpg)

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 No.10238

>>9725

$150 million alimony

Was getting justed part of his plan?

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 No.10262

>>10238

>$150 million per a month

JUST

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 No.10263

>>10262

>nearly 170 years worth of alimony

JUST

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 No.10271

>>10263

>per a month

>150M * 12 * 170

>$306,000,000,000 total alimony due

FUCK

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 No.10314

File: 721f4e94980dc6c⋯.jpg (33.61 KB,532x346,266:173,Greekjust.jpg)

>>10271

>yfw you owe almost as much alimony as Greece owes the EU

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 No.10316

Dice rollRolled 94, 25, 77, 76, 19 = 291 (5d100)

>>10314

>OUR DIVORCE SUITS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN

THEN WE WILL ==JUST== IN THE SHADE

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 No.10317

Dice rollRolled 94, 20, 18, 85, 9 = 226 (5d100)

>>10316

JUST FUCK MY FORMATTING UP

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 No.10318

>>10316

>us dept. of agriculture will sue him for anoter 150 mil a year for destroying crops by blotting out the sun

THE JUST NEVER ENDS

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 No.10330

File: 87396d68a1bc5c1⋯.gif (2.89 MB,350x455,10:13,trumpcard.gif)

>>10237

TRUMP curse strikes again!

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 No.10348

>>10318

>in a fit of anger, he kicks the federal agent issuing him the legal papers in person down a nearby well

>gets slapped with an additional lawsuit to compensate the agent for sustained injuries and is forced to serve jail time while working in a prison industry workshop where all his paychecks go towards his financial obligations

THIS. IS. JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

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 No.10349

>>10348

>gets raped in prison

>nig nog rapist sues him for another 150 mil for giving him aids

JUST

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 No.10352

>>10349

>not getting raped by some Xerxes-looking persian prison daddy who forces him to only wear a loincloth in the cell to keep in line with the 300 theme

JUST FUCK MY JOKES UP

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 No.10353

>>10352

Alright. Whatever.

>gets raped in prison

>xerxex-looking persian prison-daddy with a loincloth fetish sues him for another 150 mil for giving him aids

NUR

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 No.10446

Dice rollRolled 61, 13, 27, 82, 32 = 215 (5d100)

>>10353

FICK

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 No.10455

Dice rollRolled 67, 99, 35, 70, 46 = 317 (5d100)

>>10446

MEINE

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 No.10462

>>10455

SCHEISS

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 No.18567

Sage

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 No.18568

Hope it works

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 No.19452

Shocking downfall of a Hollywood heart-throb

>What began as vices - women, drink and gambling - have escalated into full-blown addictions and at 46 Affleck is a man with a megaton mid-life crisis.

>Clutching a Bible and with a female lawyer at her side, grim faced Jennifer Garner strode determinedly up to the house to beg her Oscar-winning husband to get help.

>The 46-year-old actress, who starred in the Oscar-winning movie Dallas Buyers Club, hid her emotions behind dark glasses but it was clearly a traumatic climax to a week in which her husband had fallen off the wagon yet again and gone on a booze-fuelled fling with a Playboy model half his age.

https://archive.fo/mtap1

'HE NEEDS THE CASH': Ben Affleck selling off plantation to pay off Jennifer Garner in divorce

>RadarOnline.com has learned the cash-starved star, 45, has put an 87-acre plantation near Savannah, Ga., on the block for US$8.9 million.

>“He needs the cash, which will go to Jen as part of the settlement. He’s compensating her for his infidelities and the damage caused in the marriage.”

>As Radar reported, Affleck just shelled out $19 million for a mansion located less than a mile from the home Garner shares with their three children

>“It’s too close to comfort for Jen,” said a spy. “It could lead to her asking for more money!”

>Although Affleck is believed to be worth as much as $105 million and Garner $60 million, they’ve said they’ll split what was earned during their marriage.

>Affleck will likely also owe child support and possible spousal support

https://archive.fo/cjvUl

I have a funny feeling about this one. His alimony might be even worse than Brendan's.

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 No.19453

>>19452

This is a special case of JUST. Not only alimony demon but also reparations demon is onto him.

>Affleck appeared on the PBS genealogy series Finding Your Roots in 2014. When told that an ancestor of his had been a slave owner in Georgia

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 No.19499

JENNIFER GARNIER WAGES

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 No.19500

File: 52fdb23b5ab6cb1⋯.jpg (73.09 KB,640x585,128:117,8083.jpg)

>>19453

>get told your distant ancestor was a Georgian slaveowner

>buy a plantation in Georgia

based

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 No.19598

>>9719

I thought that was Jimmy Kimmel.

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 No.19985

>>9726

It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is the alimony I pay.

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