No.9719
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
JUSTMAN
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No.9722
>Fight and claw your way back to movie relevance after catching a bad string of shit flix.
>Even earn some credibility as a director due to a couple rock solid films
>confident enough to dip toe back into capeshit again, be badman
>fan shitstorm ensues, muh Daredevil, muh hack, muh Badman and Robyn redux
>Reassure fans things will be different this time
>Movie is monster hit, but fans still fucking hate it
>WHY DID YOU USE THAT NAME?
>Rumblings the studio heads are already talking about recasting the role
Being Batfleck must be suffering.
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No.9725
>>9722
He could've stuck to being a director and acting here and there like in Gone Girl. But there has to be only one reason why he signed up to do multiple capeshit movies…
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No.9726
>>9719
At least you can just, who are you?
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No.9727
>>9725
>150 million
You're a big alimony.
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No.10228
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No.10237
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No.10238
>>9725
$150 million alimony
Was getting justed part of his plan?
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No.10262
>>10238
>$150 million per a month
JUST
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No.10263
>>10262
>nearly 170 years worth of alimony
JUST
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No.10271
>>10263
>per a month
>150M * 12 * 170
>$306,000,000,000 total alimony due
FUCK
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No.10314
>>10271
>yfw you owe almost as much alimony as Greece owes the EU
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No.10316
 | Rolled 94, 25, 77, 76, 19 = 291 (5d100) |
>>10314
>OUR DIVORCE SUITS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
THEN WE WILL ==JUST== IN THE SHADE
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No.10317
| Rolled 94, 20, 18, 85, 9 = 226 (5d100) |
>>10316
JUST FUCK MY FORMATTING UP
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No.10318
>>10316
>us dept. of agriculture will sue him for anoter 150 mil a year for destroying crops by blotting out the sun
THE JUST NEVER ENDS
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No.10330
>>10237
TRUMP curse strikes again!
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No.10348
>>10318
>in a fit of anger, he kicks the federal agent issuing him the legal papers in person down a nearby well
>gets slapped with an additional lawsuit to compensate the agent for sustained injuries and is forced to serve jail time while working in a prison industry workshop where all his paychecks go towards his financial obligations
THIS. IS. JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
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No.10349
>>10348
>gets raped in prison
>nig nog rapist sues him for another 150 mil for giving him aids
JUST
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No.10352
>>10349
>not getting raped by some Xerxes-looking persian prison daddy who forces him to only wear a loincloth in the cell to keep in line with the 300 theme
JUST FUCK MY JOKES UP
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No.10353
>>10352
Alright. Whatever.
>gets raped in prison
>xerxex-looking persian prison-daddy with a loincloth fetish sues him for another 150 mil for giving him aids
NUR
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No.10446
| Rolled 61, 13, 27, 82, 32 = 215 (5d100) |
>>10353
FICK
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No.10455
| Rolled 67, 99, 35, 70, 46 = 317 (5d100) |
>>10446
MEINE
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No.10462
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No.18567
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No.18568
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No.19452
Shocking downfall of a Hollywood heart-throb
>What began as vices - women, drink and gambling - have escalated into full-blown addictions and at 46 Affleck is a man with a megaton mid-life crisis.
>Clutching a Bible and with a female lawyer at her side, grim faced Jennifer Garner strode determinedly up to the house to beg her Oscar-winning husband to get help.
>The 46-year-old actress, who starred in the Oscar-winning movie Dallas Buyers Club, hid her emotions behind dark glasses but it was clearly a traumatic climax to a week in which her husband had fallen off the wagon yet again and gone on a booze-fuelled fling with a Playboy model half his age.
https://archive.fo/mtap1
'HE NEEDS THE CASH': Ben Affleck selling off plantation to pay off Jennifer Garner in divorce
>RadarOnline.com has learned the cash-starved star, 45, has put an 87-acre plantation near Savannah, Ga., on the block for US$8.9 million.
>“He needs the cash, which will go to Jen as part of the settlement. He’s compensating her for his infidelities and the damage caused in the marriage.”
>As Radar reported, Affleck just shelled out $19 million for a mansion located less than a mile from the home Garner shares with their three children
>“It’s too close to comfort for Jen,” said a spy. “It could lead to her asking for more money!”
>Although Affleck is believed to be worth as much as $105 million and Garner $60 million, they’ve said they’ll split what was earned during their marriage.
>Affleck will likely also owe child support and possible spousal support
https://archive.fo/cjvUl
I have a funny feeling about this one. His alimony might be even worse than Brendan's.
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No.19453
>>19452
This is a special case of JUST. Not only alimony demon but also reparations demon is onto him.
>Affleck appeared on the PBS genealogy series Finding Your Roots in 2014. When told that an ancestor of his had been a slave owner in Georgia
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No.19499
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No.19500
>>19453
>get told your distant ancestor was a Georgian slaveowner
>buy a plantation in Georgia
based
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No.19598
>>9719
I thought that was Jimmy Kimmel.
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No.19985
>>9726
It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is the alimony I pay.
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