>How was your high school experience?
Shit
>Were you bulllied? What were some bullying experiences you have?
Not in High School
>Have you shot a gun? How's that like?
Not yet
>How would you go about to shoot up your school?
I wouldn't, too cliché, school serial killer and arsonist is where it's at.
1. Find the most obnoxious couple in school
2. Follow them somewhere secluded
3. Incapacitate both of them
4. Tie them both down with intricate shibari taking special care to leave the girl no room to move
5. Make sure the boyfriend is awake to see what happens next
6. Carve the PlaySchool opening lyrics into the girls chest with a knife but with "open wide" replaced with "open bob" and "come inside" replaced with "cum inside"
7. Rape her till she climaxes (back and front)
8. Smear your shit in her mouth, vagina and on her boobs
9. Stuff fist shaped dildos encrusted with razors in both orifices
10. Set her body alight and roast marshmallows
11. Force feed these to the boyfriend
12. Chuck him in the ute and take somewhere he won't be looked for
13. Stuff one of the razorfists in his ass and leave him to die
14. Go to school and start a fire with intentions on maximum loss of life
15. Leave a cross, cryptic poem and burning incense at each scene for max mystery
16. Repeat 1 - 15 till caught
>What are some rules that you think are necessary to have in order to have a successful school shooting?
1. Choose good weapons
2. Wait for a moment of calm before shooting
3. Target the mentally disabled
4. Livestream the whole thing with a go pro
5. Self Immolate instead of shooting yoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.