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 No.10929 [Open Thread]>>15657 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

My sister is a vegetarian. I thought of buying some spices and shit as a christmas present for her.

Are there some mildly unusual spices that go well with soybeans, algae, pinecones and whatever the hell vegetarians eat these days?

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 No.10971

Cumin preferably ground, Greek seasoning, cajun, sichuan/szechuan, not shit hot sauces, Old Bay, Grub Rub, cayenne, ground thyme, wasabi paste, ma po doufu sauce

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 No.10993>>12388

>>10943

Took me a second to get the joke. When I did, I must admit, I had myself a good chuckle. I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what an 'youtube' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future.

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 No.12388

>>10993

Your semen

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 No.12389

Trash thread. Not gonna bother cleaning this up, OP can make a new one if he wants.

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 No.15657

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>>10929 (OP)

>My sister is a vegetarian.

I'm sorry OP.

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 No.12110 [Open Thread]>>12357 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Itadakimas!u

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 No.12354

>>12111

Eh, it's better than nothing.

Plus, la cum merge acu economia … :))

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 No.12357>>12379

>>12110 (OP)

>eating bugs

>eating cockroaches among all bugs

For fuck's sake, at least eat something relatively half-decent, like a grasshopper or something.

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 No.12379>>12380

>>12357

Those aren't roaches, they're boiled/steamed silkworm pupae.

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 No.12380>>12383

>>12379

I've eaten one on a dare

If i could compare wat they tasted like, then the closest i could come up with is that they tasted like shriveled-up, old, crunchy meat and left a sour / salty aftertaste in your mouth, bear in mind that the thing that i ate was just crudely boiled and it was 'prepared' or sorts in a textile facility. it was a field trip

So, they tasted pretty horrible, and i hate eating bugs. On another note, chicken / bovine innards are delicious if you could prepare them well. The chicken's intestines are quite long (around 60 inches) but not all of it is good eats.

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 No.12383

>>12380

It seems like a super cultural thing. I've eaten those meal worms, and candied crickets before. I feel like too many people are trying to push it too hard. It would take a large scale scare before normal people would start to actually take it seriously. Even then, I think it's ganna be a hard sell on the whole bug rather then the ground versions.

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 No.7972 [Open Thread]>>12348 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Hi there, /ck/

I just wanted to inform you about a youtube chef that actually makes good food from kind of a discount perspective. He's a single white male from aussieland so he fits in here.

I present to you Greg from Gregs Kitchen. He's worth a watch.

Also, post other good recipes and the like from youtube.

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 No.8011

>>8008

Australians work in mysterious ways

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 No.8056

Thanks for making this

Going to make a dish of his for dinner tonight

Seems easy enough even I can cook it

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 No.8067

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like his newest recipe, always makes it really simple

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 No.12346

>about to make thread

>wait, wat if i bump a good thread off

>check last thread on last page

>2 years ago

wewwww bump

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 No.12348

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>>7972 (OP)

>cuts off "excess" bacon fat

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 No.12345 [Open Thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

DODGERS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY

GAME 7 ON NOW ITS TIME

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 No.12347

huh

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 No.12377

Fags from LA got their shit pushed in, nothing new.

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 No.16970>>16972

check 'em

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 No.16971>>16972

check 'em

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 No.16972

>>16970

>>16971

w00t I can time travel!

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 No.7213 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>12273 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Let's see what /ck/ has been cooking this autumn!

Pictured is a pumpkin spätzle dish with roasted pumpkin pieces and parmesan cheese. It was terrible. I think I'll use sour cream instead of cheese next time. I'm up for advice on spices + presentation ideas if I ever cook it again.

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 No.9782

>>7380

>>7375

fuck you fuckers OP is cool. it's cool when OP does it.

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 No.9783

>>8006

you people always trick me into thinking this is pumpkin pie and I always regret eating it. why would you do this

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 No.12245>>12246

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did someone say, bumpkin season?

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 No.12246

>>12245

God damn it Carlos, get the fuck back in the Bus.

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 No.12273

>>7213 (OP)

This is a great bread-

There are plenty of pumpkin themed recipes yet to be explored here:

Pumpkin brownies

Pumpkin butter pecan pancakes

Pumpkin clam chowda

Pumpkin cream cheese spread on toast

Boiled miso pumpkin cubes with rice

Pumpkin spätzel is a great idea but I think I would rather the pumpkin be blended into a creamy sauce, add some chopped up roasted Brussel sprouts, cashews and slightly burn onions. Maybe add some smoked gruyere and heavy cream to the pumpkin sauce.

But you know what, pumpkin is overrated--- where it’s really at is the delicate squash and kabocha squash.

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 No.9547 [Open Thread]>>9682 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Hey /ck/ - I've recently discovered the glorious slav memes and Boris

He has introduced me to many a glorious slav foodstuff

we're talking slav cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un-U3rHBbcE

slav soup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIT6oQp6SM

Shaslik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mH34yui51c

borsch soup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RjawJ8LImM

Slavic hamburger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0KcoZhG3oE

blin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOowIxfX88

Russian Pelmini

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7AdLsUSec

Condensed Milk Pancakse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPbJK_L0ms0

Kotlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVUagOO_53g

Homemade mayonez

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 No.9624>>9636

>>9611

Pelmeni without vinegar are shit. Add some EVOO and apple vinegar to them.

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 No.9636>>9640

>>9624

What, as in just drizzle a bit on top?

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 No.9640

>>9636

After boiling add a bit of EVOO and shake in order to prevent their sticking to each other. It's far tastier than any "traditional" fat like butter or sunflower oil. After that you can add as much apple vinegar as you want. I prefer to pour it in another plate and dip pelmeni in a vinegar with my fork one by one, in this case less vinegar will be wasted.

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 No.9682

>>9547 (OP)

You can't fool me, Boris

I've already seen those vids, comrade.

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 No.12244

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>ctrl-f

>"cole"

>0 results found

>mfw no coleslav

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 No.12210 [Open Thread]>>12219 >>12224 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Can we get a thread about fasting?

When was your last fast, how long?

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 No.12212

>>>/fit/

making yourself die faster is a dumb idea, to be quite honest.

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 No.12219

>>12210 (OP)

Isn't this more a thread about not eating or cooking? Why not the food you eat before and after a fast? I don't fast but I'd think meat or potatoes would be good to eat before a fast.

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 No.12224

>>12210 (OP)

This is religious tradition for me, and it lasts around 14 hours for my country atleast.

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 No.10062 [Open Thread]>>12195 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Never trust a man who doesn't appreciate onions

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 No.11305>>12085

Are different types of onions supposed to go with certain meats/sauces/etc?

-t. culinary novice

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 No.12085>>12090

>>11305

Red onions are not the best cooking onions. They're best chopped up and put in salads, preferably potato salad.

Yellow and White onions are the kinds you see cooked more often, better in dishes that traditionally have onion

Green onions, leeks, and other variants are the best for soups

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 No.12090

>>12085

I would have to agree.

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 No.12109

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Thread theme.

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 No.12195

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>>10062 (OP)

>Never trust a man who doesn't appreciate onions

Or a man who wears both a belt and suspenders.

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 No.12160 [Open Thread]>>12161 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Poll: is a box mix one ingredient or multiple?

Same for crescent roll dough, self-rising flour, canned frosting, and cheese.

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 No.12161>>12162

>>12160 (OP)

it's its own ingredient but is made of its own ingredients, kinda like if you specify chili powder you're not specifying paprika, Cayenne, onion powder, etc.

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 No.12162>>12163

>>12161

So would you say cake mix + egg + water is a recipe?

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 No.12163

>>12162

it is, it's a simple recipe, you can make beer for beer battered fish but it's easier to buy some and pour it in.

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 No.10986 [Open Thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

If you had a wife, what are the meals you would want her to cook regularly?

I want to be a good wife some day, but I can't cook very well…

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 No.11724

>>11667

Honestly I used to be so wary of these but TBH they are so convenient. Like, let me grill a steak and make a salad and then just… POOF mashed potatoes. Homemade will always always always be better, but these are just such a convenient and -comfy- side dish.

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 No.12098

Desserts and mixed drinks if not the same meals I've made for her or any decent recipe she's gotten from a good cookbook or cooking channel.

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 No.12102

I want her to be able to follow the directions on the fucking box at least. and make me some banana puddin you lazy bitch. its not that much to ask.

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>>11004

This. A great meatloaf is god-tier.

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 No.12143

>>11083 has the exactly right idea. Keep things simple and utilize leftovers. You'll learn most of the stuff you need to know by experience and actually enjoying/caring about cooking. If you have kids, engage them in the cooking too.

Since no one's suggested it yet: America's Test Kitchen is a great resource on PBS or Amazon.

There's a two things in this thread I disagree with in the context of your question.

Slow cookers. They are convenient if you absolutely must use it but everything I've ever had from a slowcooker (whether cooked by myself, wife, mom, SIL, family event, etc) has been relative junk. If you overuse it you'll piss off your husband/children with your "specialty" dish. You can make a much better meal with real cooking. And after my experiences in electric study and restaurant equipment repair I'm paranoid and don't exactly trust something like that to sit on my counter unsupervised all day or night. Especially if it comes from a big box store.

Exact volume measurements. I believe cooking shouldn't be treated like an arts and crafts project. Measurements are a good starting point but don't really matter that much in the day-to-day simple ingredient cooking you're asking about unless you're on a doctor prescribed diet. You just need to eye-measure proportions appropriate to your family.

About time, your main goal is not letting stuff burn or overcook so chronometers are mostly just helpful reminders if you like doing other stuff while you cook (which you should). Cook by temperatures and textures mostly.

To constructively contribute here's example of something I make often.

Chicken & Fake Stuffing - Feeds my family of two adults and two kids for two nights

<Whole chicken carcass

<Supermarket Italian bread loaf

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 No.11969 [Open Thread]>>12033 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Would you eat it?

I recently bought a 25 caliber pellet gun for the purpose of killing racoons that are raiding my trash cans, then thought I might as well shoot some squirrel and try cooking them. Has anyone here ever eaten squirrel? What am I getting myself into here? Ive had rabbit before and its pretty good roasted or fried.

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 No.12027

>>11973

>remove the organs

And then use them to make tiny little mini Haggis.

Come on you know you want to.

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 No.12028>>12030 >>12123

>>11985

>it's been nearly a week

The squirrels got 'em. Rip in peace Anon. I was actually hoping he would come back with pics of his success.

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 No.12030

>>12028

You mean I'm not going to see any squirrel haggis. Darn it.

Hey, squirrels, if you're reading this, you should totally make haggis out of anon's guts.

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 No.12033

>>11969 (OP)

Read Lev. 11. Its and abomination anon.

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 No.12123

>>12028

>Over a month now

Still no word. I was wondering how it tasted. I would definitely give it a try but people seem so squeamish about it because they are cute?

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 No.8538 [Open Thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

What's your guilty pleasure cooking show?

Mine's Masterchef Junior.

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 No.8583>>8633

>>8568

Same here on Fri nights.

Jacques Pepin: Heart and Soul and Cook`s Country from America’s Test Kitchen. Nice hour block every Sat.

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 No.8585

>>8567

Same, I hate the show, I hate the fakeness, I hate that almost no one knows how to cook, I hate that stupid background sound they use 20 times an episode, I hate Alton Brown..

Yet I still watch the show all the time. I don't know why.

>>8569

First of all, No one should feel guilty for watching Julia Child.

Second, How the fuck can recipes be outdated? Especially the ultra classic french recipes on her show? You're not one of those "Molecular Gastronomy" twats that thinks everything needs to be deconstructed, sous vide, thai fusion, served on a plank of wood, are you?

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 No.8633

>>8583

seconding pepin, he's like a french version of my abuelo, i was actually kind of surprised at his age during the birthday special

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 No.12089

My dad had a DVD collection of Alton Brown's "Good Eats". I'm pretty sure that's where my fascination with cooking started.

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 No.12120

>>8568

I have never admitted it to anyone and I never would in person but I agree with you. He's not angry and it's never about how bad anything is.

though my favorite has to be the soft spoken people on the Create channel when you stay in a hotel. Something surreal about it.

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 No.10967 [Open Thread]>>12100 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

You're tasked with creating a menu for the Nobel banquet. What will you be serving the guests? Keep in mind it's a three course meal.

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 No.11617>>11618

Appetizer: Stale cheetos, extra dusty.

Main course: Burnt steak with loads of ketchup.

EXTRA THICC GLOBS OF KETCHUP

Side dish: Cup ramen. No modifications to what's in the cup.

Drinks: Pabst blue ribbon that hassat around long enough to go flat.

Dessert: Dessert ramen and salted caramel. The caramel must not be visible under the layer of salt.

Do I win?

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 No.11618>>11625

>>11617

Of course, they might be busy people. So it'll probably be best to dump the entire meal into a blender and make a delicious banquet smoothie for them.

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 No.11625

>>11618

Have you considered a blender buffet?

Everyone starts with a cup, they put all their stuff in it wandering down the line, then get to the end and the chef blends it into a fine puree and pours it into a nice glass.

With a straw.

And a parasol.

Maybe not suitable for a sit-down banquet, but I am telling you it has potential. Roast chicken with strawberries, man.

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 No.12100>>12101

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>>11586

lol

>>10967 (OP)

Some soup, a salad, fancy breads and cheese selections and fancy butter in the shape of crowns, open garden and prepping veggie bar with 5 big fires going with 5 different animals spit-roasting. Can't forget the dessert bar with French pastry chefs constructing desserts and icing cool designs for anything you bring them, be it a cookie, slice of one of the many cakes or pies, they'll also cherry your sundae from an open Ben & Jerry's/Häagen-Dazs ice cream bar.

Fondue and chocolate fountains within ear shot of the wall of Soda/Beer/Liquor/Wine/ and the bartenders mixing any mixed drink from the classic Mr. Manhattan to modern party favors made on campuses around the world with every and any type of liquor and spirit you can find.

I'll have the creators of Tasty running the kids menu in the kitchen, and I'll have Gordon Ramsay's men whipping up the menu items from the King and Queen's number of favorite restaurants.

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 No.12101

>>12100

I'll have NASCAR drivers pouring top-quality champagne at the toast.

I'd probably hire ANTIFA for security.

And I'd hire young teens and students through internships and/or as temps.

I forgot to mention the on location taffy pullers and candy buffet for the kids.

Truffle, gold, salt, pepper, spice and herb grinders/shavers for your meals.

The guests can place orders via the midgets walking around in tuxedos or the iPads from their tables.

There would be a few pools filled with jellos and Jacuzzi's with flavored sparkling water.

We're gonna need some fruit trees and plants.

And I can't forget the condiment bar. There's also gonna be some hibachi stalls and street vendors like those fancy egg cookers and what not so that an entire world of flavors can be offered. Food trucks outside and dining, seating, and live entertainment all around. Also, a petting zoo. And one of the vendors is a weed vendor.

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 No.11544 [Open Thread]>>12096 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Let's say you won the lotto or what ever. What would you run out and stock your pantry with?

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 No.11737

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Top shelf booze.

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 No.11742

A entire room full of Asko laundry and kitchen appliances is the first thing I'll do.

>tfw no Asko 770 countertop dishwasher because super fucking rare

>let alone a D1705 built into a kitchen cabinet with a drain valve for those super fast wash cycles

I'm fucking proud of my 16004 top loader though, even in Sweden they're starting to become a rare sight. And mine even has a good timer!

On topic and /ck/ related, fuckhueg freezers set to -40C/F filled with enough bacon and other food to last me years, some hydroponic gardens, a biological farm, soda machines, shall I go on?

Oh, and loads of fresh foods without any faggotry on them (GMO and pesticides are a big no-no)

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 No.11743

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I'd find me some quality cheese.

Before that though I'd probably splurge on a kitchen upgrade, new countertops and cabinets and a gas stove.

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 No.11750>>12096

I'm sure you'd stuff yours with cocks.

BAZINGA

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 No.12096

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>>11750

>>11544 (OP)

Survival foods, powders, water, protein bars, and a lot of meat, vegetables, and alcohol I can put in a freezer. Wouldn't hurt to have a generator as well, just in case.

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Guys, I don't come here more than once a couple months, but I really need some egg recipes. My parents got a chicken coup up and they're laying 6-12 eggs a day. It was funny at first, but now they're offloading them on me, and my fridge can't stand much more of this.

I'm getting tired of just making scrambled eggs. I need recipes that use up eggs. I need them really bad, especially now that my parents told me they plan to add more hens to the coup next spring.

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 No.10855

Not a recipe, but you can freeze eggs and if you have a deep freezer it should save some space.

Just crack them into silicone tray molds, freeze, and pop out to store.

Otherwise, make egg noodles and dry?

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 No.10859>>12086

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>bake lots of shit

>give to friends/family

>become everyone's #1 prio for invites to parties

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 No.12086

>>10859

This guy knows what's up

Though, here's an alternative:

>sell the baked goods

>eventually gain loyal clientele

>get chicken coop of your own with their money

>make more baked goods

>create a bakery

>make community happy by selling them delicious confectioneries

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 No.12091

Stracciatella

Spaghetti alla carbonara

Gnocchi

Apfelstrudel

Tiramisù

Crêpes

Quiche

Flan

Crème Anglaise

Devilled eggs

Oeuf Florentine

Shakshuka

Oeuf Brouillé

Zabaione

Poached eggs, eggs poached in red wine

Gyeran Jjim

Soufflé, Soufflé Suissesse

Just put "egg" and "recipe" into google translate, then translate to w/e language to find new dishes.

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 No.12196

Save the egg whites and cook em up, then salt-bath the yolks. Or you can just hard-boil as many as you can at one point and then pickle em' using different vinegars like white, rice, balsamic, red/white wine, sherry, apple cider whatever - especially try that bologna pickled stuff.

I would hard boil like 50 at the end of a week, eat them throughout the next week, and save what I'm not cooking or pickling for later until I can sell whatever else I have. Because I know damn well those eggs last a good while not being refrigerated then being refrigerated before the end of their month or whatever.

Use your damn head, nigga. Save up some eggs and go egging houses and cars. Bake shit like other Anon's are saying I know this fucking thread is almost a year old but just in case anyone has a surplus of eggs they don't know what to do with, diggy dog?

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