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 No.11993 [Open thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Can we get an educational thread? YouTube videos and sites for people who want to build their skills?

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 No.14497>>14501 >>14503

>>14492

American cheese provides an ideal texture for cheeseburgers.

(Goo is desired; stretchy chew is not.)

Parmesan crisps are right out.

Short of making a cheese sauce and then broiling it until it begins to brown, I'm not seeing an improvement over Murrican for cheeseburger purposes.

(Didn't Heston basically make his own American cheese for his ultimate cheeseburger, anyway?)

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 No.14501

>>14497

Muenster.

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 No.14503>>14533

>>14497

>pepperjack

>blue

>cheddar

All have superior flavor, and if sliced thinly will still melt to achieve a similar consistency. I will give you that American "cheese" does have better texture overall, but it doesn't taste nearly as good as any variety of real cheese.

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 No.14506

>>14482

>https://youtu.be/1AxLzMJIgxM

Some good advice like using a big cutting board.

This is a bad video that recommends buying lots of expensive shit as "essential".

>Cooking is attractive like playing guitar it demonstrates your prowess with your hands your sophisticated knowledge of an

art form and is a demonstrate value to look for a partner.

WTF, his reason for why you should cook is how it looks to others.

>These bowls are by oxo good grips and they might be the oldest thing that I have in the kitchen they've given me ten years of reliable service.

10 years old is the oldest he has in his kitchen!

>Shilling Square Space crap

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 No.14533

>>14503

American cheese can be made from any other cheddar, retaining a good portion of its flavor. If you think Krap singles are the only game in town, give the Boar's Head white american a whirl. You may be surprised

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 No.14435 [Open thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Corndog!

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 No.14461

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I prefer roast beef.

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 No.14420 [Open thread]>>14431 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>"Many basic breads, containing only flour, water, and yeast, are baked at high temperatures, usually 400ºF and above, while breads containing enrichments, such as eggs, milk, or butter, are baked at lower temperatures"

Why tough? I've read the same thing in like 10 different places.

Say I put my butter-enriched bread dough in a high-temperature oven going at full throttle. What's gonna happen?

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 No.14425>>14427 >>14431

Sounds like the butter could burn.

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 No.14427

>>14425

>butter could burn.

Basically this. Oil has a lot higher smoke point than butter.

Expand the realm of human knowledge, OP. Make some bread with butter and divide it into two loaves. Bake one at 200C and the other at 180 and see what the taste difference is. Be the hero we need.

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 No.14431>>14446

>>14425

M8, you may bake bread at 1000°C and the temperature inside the loaf will still be around 100°C as long as there's water left. That's why when you even bake with EVOO it didn't turn bitter.

>>14420 (OP)

Frankly, you shouldn't be worrying about these advices. Maillard reaction occurs at approx 160°C so that's the minimal baking temperature, and max baking temperature depends of the loaf's thickness, mold material and thickness etc etc. Most ovens cannot even precisely control temperature all the time, take it easier.

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 No.14432

it doesn't*

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 No.14446

>>14431

>M8, you may bake bread at 1000°C and the temperature inside the loaf will still be around 100°C

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. There has to be a difference between putting a stick of butter in a high-temperature oven, and putting a butter-mixed dough.

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 No.12201 [Open thread]>>12356 >>14437 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

If you store dairy, meats and veggies in the same fridge, you are a fucking retard.

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 No.12356

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>>12201 (OP)

There's this thing called separate compartments.

You put different categories of food at pre-selected separated compartments in space-time that nonetheless are located in the same fridge, thus avoiding the need for three different fridges for each category of food, saving both space of extra fridges and power-consumption. Amazing concept, right?

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 No.14437>>14439

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>>12201 (OP)

>Retarded post

>Anime

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 No.14439>>14440

>>14437

>9 months old post

He could be dead by now.

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 No.14440>>14451

>>14439

Because this post is so retarded that it shouldn't be ignored.

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 No.14451

>>14440

>not even saging the post

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 No.12406 [Open thread]>>12407 >>14408 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

press F to pay respect you motherfuckers

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 No.12407

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>>12406 (OP)

F

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 No.12451>>12453

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 No.12453

>>12451

this episode is so sad

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 No.14408

>>12406 (OP)

I miss him :(

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 No.14249 [Open thread]>>14401 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Rip in piss

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 No.14288>>14311 >>14312

Who?

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 No.14311

>>14288

some dedboi

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 No.14312>>14359

>>14288

A famous guy from NAMBLA. Dunno how it's even /ck/.

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 No.14359

>>14312

>Dunno how it's even /ck/.

He's a "bad boy chef" and writer with an (((award-winning))) travel show but no real contributions of note in the culinary industry. He also popularized the muh tattooed high-end chefs meme.

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 No.14401

>>14249 (OP)

gone but not forgotten

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 No.14362 [Open thread]>>14376 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Bought some of this shit today, by itself it tastes really good, but i wanna eat it with something for dinner

/ck/ucks can help a nigga out?

pic unrelated

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 No.14363>>14369

Probably food you lack access to.

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 No.14365

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Meat . The answer is always meat.

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 No.14369

>>14363

like pidgeons?

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 No.14373

>Venezuela

>having food

Didn't they outlaw that for the plebians?

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 No.14376

>>14362 (OP)

whatever you have actually available. I doubt you'd readily find anything fancy you get recommended here (or afford it, for that matter)

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 No.10499 [Open thread]>>14368 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

So i have a shit ton of freshly harvested tomatoes, and little to no cooking experience. How do I make a simple tomato soup? All the recipes i found online want to use canned and precrushed tomatoes, and I don't know what the fuck to do with all these fresh tomatoes.

Also ideas for what to do with tomatoes in general would be appreciated. I have an assload.

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 No.10512

Gazpacho: just put this in google translator http://www.pequerecetas.com/receta/gazpacho/

A simple tomato soup:

-1 onion, 1 carrot, 1 celery stalk, diced finely, simmer on low heat in oil, until the onion becomes sort of translucent.

-Add a clove of garlic and 1 kilo (2 big pounds) of tomatoes, cut in big pieces, continue simmering for 10 minutes or so.

-Add a cube of chicken or meat stock and 1 litre water, together with a bouquet garni: a few parsley stalks, a branch of thyme and a bay leaf tied together with rope.

-Let it simmer for an hour. Remove the bouquet and get the hand mixer working. Never use a blender on hot soup, you risk having it jump in your face.

-Pour through a sieve. Salt & pepper.

-You can add cayenne pepper, a branch of rosemary added to the bouquet, a dash of soy sauce, cane sugar, ketchup, a potato (if you like thicker soup), cream or small meat balls.

sun dried tomatoes: cut tomatoes in slices, remove seeds, sprinkle with olive oil, finely diced garlic, salt, rosemary leaves, put in the oven at 100°C until leathery. Store in a jar with olive oil, mix with a spoon once in a while to prevent botulism.

-passata: http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/817646/tomato-passata

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 No.10619>>14366

Combine tomatoes, garlic, onions and heavy cream in pot. Cook. Puree. Salt to taste.

Top with fresh basil/parm romano cheese.

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 No.14366

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 No.14367

>simple

pleb

>cut off the stalk and cut and x in the bottom

>throw them into roiling boiling water for a short while

>peel skins off and dice them

>chop up some carrots, onions, garlic, and fried bacon

>throw them into a pot with the skinned tomatoes

>pour in dilute chicken stock until it covers the solids

>add extra cup of water

>throw in a bay leaf and a stick of rosemary

>simmer for an hour and a half

>remove the fucking bay leaf and rosemary, if you try to blend this shit god help you

>blend it up but don't fuss too much about making it pureed

>strain off the solids these go great on toast

>give it a flourished swirl of cream and don't mix it in

>salt to taste

>garnish with fresh basil leaf

>serve with lightly buttered, thick cut toast

Alternatively just slice it up and slap it on some crackers with some cheese and pepper.

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 No.14368

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>>10499 (OP)

Try my recipe for some delicious summer spaghetti. >>12480

Make a good caprese salad. If the tomatoes are really nice and ripe eat them fresh and don't use them for soup.

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 No.14180 [Open thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>love the quality and ease of the pizza delivery service

>all their pizzas are greasy nino-tier shit

life is suffering

why is dominos such garbage

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 No.14242

>>14182

Are there some big French pizza chains?

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 No.14321

>>14201

Yeah, cooking while in transit is impossible since a food truck on a road isn't exactly the safest place to be cooking.

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 No.14352>>14353 >>16373

Why are pizza places ran by italians the worst?

In school there was this fat italian girl who liked me and said I could eat at her dad's pizza restaurant for free. I decided I would start pocketing my lunch money and eating her pizza, but it was so awful I decided it wasn't worth the money and effort.

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 No.14353

>>14352

I agree if I can't get a Brazilian pizza covered in mayonnaise why even eat?

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 No.16373

>>14352

Brazilian pizza is fucking shit as a whole, huemonkey.

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 No.13713 [Open thread]>>14307 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Are Tacos Sandwiches and why is the answer yes?

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 No.14247

Pizza is an open faced sandwich.

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 No.14307>>14314

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>>13713 (OP)

One requisite for a food item to be considered a sandwich is that the item has a top and bottom comprised of the same ingredient. Most commonly this is bread, but it could be two waffles or cookies, as in the case of an ice cream sandwich. Additionally, and this is a more important requisite, a sandwich is a sandwich because of the "sandwiching" or pressing action that is performed when the sandwich is being eaten. Before taking a bite, the top and bottom are pressed together to hold all the ingredients in place. Note that the structural integrity of the food item is entirely dependent on this sandwiching action. By this definition, the only examples mentioned in >>13718 that qualify as sandwiches are the BLT, the chip butty, the ice cream sandwich, and the sub. A hotdog is not a sandwich because when a hotdog is being eaten in the most popular way, there is not top or bottom, and the hotdog is not sandwiched between both sides of the bun. It simply rests there. The same logic applies for the ice cream taco, or any other taco. The ingredients are not being held in place by the sandwiching action. The chicken wrap and the burrito do not qualify as sandwiches because the sandwiching action, once again, is redundant. It does not hold the ingredients together. The tortilla holds the ingredients together. Lastly, the poptart does not qualify for the same reason. The filling is baked into the pastry, and so any sandwiching action that is performed on the poptart does not hold the ingredients in place. A quesadilla made with two tortillas is not a sandwich because the structural integrity of the quesadilla is not dependent on any sandwiching action. The melted cheese holds the tortillas together instead.

Technically, you could eat a hot dog or a taco the same way you eat a sandwich, but that would not automatically make it a sandwich. This is because the traditional and most popular way to eat a hotdog is longways, with the hotdog resting on top of the bun, not in between. Similarly, tacos are most commonly eaten with the ingredients resting in taco shell. Furthermore, eating a hot dog or a taco in the same way you would eat a sandwich would result in spillage of toppinPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.14314>>14316

>>14307

The sandwich was named for the town of sandwich and the verb takes its name from the food. You cannot define the food by the verb anymore than you could define the town for the food as the later precedes the former.

There to the food that is a sandwich cannot be defined in your assjacket upside fucked illogical word salad.

Also. If a quesadilla is not a sandwich then niether is a grilled cheese by your "logic"

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 No.14316>>14319

>>14314

A grilled cheese isn't a sandwich you fucking moron

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>>14316

>not a sandwich

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 No.14313 [Open thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Didn't see one.

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 No.13199 [Open thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Bush Sr. was a horrible, gun grabber of a president (When's the import ban EO being reversed Trump?), but I must agree with him here: Broccoli is the worst vegetable.

Garlic, peppers, ginger and onions of all types are as much seasonings as they are vegetables and it's impossible to cook anything of without them. Potatoes need no explanation. Spinach and Kale are excellent at absorbing flavor have pleasant texture in any soup. Carrots and celery are great at absorbing flavor, and they can very much be eaten raw on their own. Cabbage needs the right preparation, but also works within certain dishes. Even cauliflower, a close relative of broccoli, is worthwhile mashed.

Broccoli however has no such qualities. It doesn't cook, merely become less raw, and and maintains its horrid texture no matter what you do. You can't stir it into anything before the end, much less cut it or run it through a masher or food processor. The shape means dressing or sauce doesn't really do much to mask the flavor.

Try to change my mind /ck/. Hard Mode: Actually make broccoli edible instead of finding an obscure vegetable even worse than it

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 No.14278>>14279 >>14287

>steamed broccoli

>steamed sausages or alternatively fried meat or just a few boiled eggs

>some sour-cream sauce/dip with garlic or ginger in it

>a few pickles and pepperonis(the chilis not meat) on the side

A dinner for the real alpha males.

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 No.14279

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>>14278

The ranch dressing is the powdered stuff plus Greek yogurt, a high-protein accompaniment also for real alpha males.

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 No.14282

>>14271

Get a load of this hohol

Get some pasta, bacon, cream, basil and dat broc. Add chili to taste.

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 No.14287

>>14278

>steamed broccoli

yeah why don't you just go and ruin the fucking vegetable. Roast that shit my nigga.

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 No.14290

Use pumpkin and finely cut steamed broccoli as a layer in lasagna to turn it into a full meal.

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 No.9834 [Open thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

I don't care if it's the description of the recipe or the actual ingredients themselves, just post some odd, tasty looking shit.

>Salat. Take persel, sawge, grene garlec, chibolles, letys, leek, spinoches, borage, myntes, prymos, violettes, porrettes, fenel, and toun cressis, rosemarye, purslarye; laue and waishe hem clene. Pike hem. Pluk hem small wiþ þyn honde, and myng hem wel with rawe oile; lay on vyneger and salt, and serue it forth.

>THE FORME OF CURY, 14TH CENTURY

This is Ye Old Salad, peasants need not apply. I could translate this but most of it's pretty straightforward if you ask me.

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 No.14283>>14285

>>14281

Fuck, this sounds great. It looks like you'd be eating a frozen decorative garden, it looks so fresh. I've gotta try it.

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 No.14285

>>14283

I wouldn't recommend freezing it, four sheets/leaves of gelatin and some time in a fridge will make it plenty firm to cut into slices.

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 No.14286

You can make brownies in the microwave, i don't know if that counts as odd. It certainly qualifies as some sort of black magic to brownie purists.

2 tbsp melted butter/vegetable oil

2 tbsp water/milk

1/4 tsp vanilla

just a little salt

2 tbsp sugar

2 tbsp cocoa

4 tbsp flour

Mix ingredients in a microwave safe mug/container.

Microwave for 60 seconds for a fully cooked brownie, or microwave for less time for a lava cake

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 No.14289

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>>14275

Excellent taste, sir.

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 No.14291

>>14280

Congrats on shutting down production of probiotics in your gut because you told yourself you have friends you giant retard. You realize you fart when you eat beans for a reason?

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 No.14236 [Open thread][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Al/ck/ general

What are you drinking and how much edition.

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 No.14237>>14238 >>14277

Last time I drank wine I also took benzodiazepines because I had forgotten about the drink and I felt like I was floating.

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 No.14238>>14277

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>>14237

Yeah I'm down to my last 4 benzos.

I'm scared.

I already drink 1-2 bottle of wine per day with my benzos. Without them it's usually 6 in a day. Not good. Not good at all…

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 No.14276

i found instant coffee that i really like and now i'm barely holding myself back from drinking 3 cups a day

on topic though, i never had much of a taste for alcohol, no idea what's wrong with you guys

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 No.14277>>14284

>>14238

>>14237

Doesnt your head/brain go like

>"oh shit the worlds spinning"

when you use those?

When i used to use benzos a few times i could occasionally have that even week or 2 afterwards, like i'd wake up from bed not drinking or using anything at all for the whole week yet my heads spinning and i feel like im going to pass out which ultimately made me to stop using that shit and just doing straight booze.

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 No.14284

>>14277

I mostly use them sporadically for anxiety so it's more like

>"oh shit I don't feel like I'm going to die any minute now"

Mixing them up with booze was a fluke and not something you're supposed to do.

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 No.14248 [Open thread]>>14251 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

1x tupperware box filled with cooked rice

1/4-1/2 raw or cooked chopped onion

1x $1 menu basic mcdonalds hamburger

cutlery from home (discard bun or save for later)

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 No.14251

>>14248 (OP)

why would you use a hamburger and not just buy actual meat

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