/ck/ - Food & Cooking

When was the last time you had a FUCKING AMAZING milk shake or smoothie?

>What flavor?

>Where from?

>How much did it cost?

>Why did you go to that place?

>Friends or alone?

Masterful Flavor Pasta Ultima

Take half a red bell pepper, one red fresno pepper, three tomatoes, 1/4th a large red or white onion, two cloves of garlic, an egg, and fresh basil leaves, oregano too if you desire, and put it all into a blender. Dust on some salt and other spices if you crave more flavor. Add some water, so it blends, and then blend that shit.

Yeah, blend that shit.

Get a large pasta pot. A big one.

Coat the bottom with olive oil. Good olive oil. Don't be cheap.

Pour your blended veggie/fruit mix into that large pasta pot. If you need more sauce, either dump in a bottle of premade pasta sauce from a store, or just make more of your own sauce.

Then heat it up until it starts to boil. Keep it moving. Once it's boiling, add your meat.

You like meat? Yeah, I like meat. Luckily, meat is optional.

If you do like meat, go buy a slab of ground Italian sausage.

Put the entire slab in the pot and stab it with a spatula until it's in small pieces. Delicious. Then go for it. Add your goddamn noodles.

What? Yeah, add your fucking dry pasta noodles to the sauce. The fucking sauce. Add your noodles to the sauce bro. The sauce should be fairly thin, because of the water and the unreduced tomatoes and other ingredients.

Tortellini is good in here with other noodles; I prefer rainbow rotini.

Here's where it gets fun. Make sure you've got some high-quality mozzarella cheese. The really good shit. Dump that bitch in there. Get her all wet in the sauce, until she starts to melt. Let those thirsty noodles suck up the sauce, the sluts, and you wait at the pot, mixing it as the cheese melts.

You'll know when it's done. The noodles will be wiggling and will tremble on your fork, jiggling like used whores. It'll be hot.

Spoon some onto your plate, and thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Hello /ck/

/agdg/ here, im making a cooking system for my game and got a weird question:

>Are there any soups or stews (or similar stuff like chili and curry) that actually goes well with minty flavours?

Because in my cooking system every flavour increases the score up to a certain point (like salty up to 60%, then it decreses the score), so stuff like salty jam/tea would score better than a normal one and adding mint to every single recipe would improve it, to combat this exploit im choosing a taste in every dish type to act as a negative, right now goes as following:

deepfried -> minty

stew -> ?

curry -> ?

soup -> ?

chili -> ?

stock -> minty

tea -> salty

jam -> salty

Everything else allows for any taste

If you want to check my stuff i made a thread here

>>>/agdg/27922

Help me, /ck/. I just got my first big boy job in the city, and I've never worked so far away from my home that I had to bring my own lunch every day. I could go to all the restaurants and cafes nearby, but that shit gets expensive quick.

As someone who hasn't packed a lunch since middle school, what the fuck can I whip up that would be ideal for munching on in the break room? Chicken and rice and cucumbers can only last a man so long.

Awww yeah, motherfucking deviled eggs for breakfast!

>4 eggs

>pinch of salt

>tbsp mustard

>2 tbsp mayo

>tsp vinegar

>dash of onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne pepper

>squeeze of sriracha

>garnished with paprika

What'd you have for breakfast?

What do you like that other people would probably spit out? I love pic related, it tastes like sex

Just made some farmer's cheese using white vinegar, and I'm curious how well the whey will work as a marinade/tenderizer. Does it react differently with different meats? I'm thinking of using it as a marinade before making tonkatsu and fried chicken later this week.

Also any other suggestions for use are good, especially ones that don't involve making bread with it.

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Looks like I will be making it for my special someone after all. Yay!

Tips on eggplant? I always seem to make it too soggy.

What is one supposed to do about picking good sushi fish? I'd like to make my own more often but sashimi grade fish is more expensive than I'd like. I've been reading that Pelagic predator fish like tuna are relatively free of the parasites that I'm worried about, but they're also the ones most infected by heavy metal bioaccumulation.

Is there a fish that is your go-to?

A darling of Cleveland's culinary scene said Thursday that he wouldn't allow Donald Trump to set foot in his restaurants when the Republican National Convention rolls into town next month.

"Dude, there's not a chance I'd let him into one of my restaurants," Michael Symon said in an interview with Cleveland radio station WKRK, as flagged by cleveland.com.

Symon, who owns multiple restaurants in Cleveland, rose to fame after winning "The Next Iron Chef," earning him a permanent spot on the show. He's also a host of ABC's "The Chew" and appears frequently on Food Network programs.

Two of Symon's restaurants are located near Quicken Loans Arena, where Trump is expected to be crowned the Republican Party's nominee. If either of those restaurants host private parties as the convention unfolds, he said the real estate mogul won't be among those invited.

Asked if he thought his ban on the real estate mogul would alienate Trump fans who might be customers, Symon said that it had nothing to do with politics. The celebrity chef said that he had been "fortunate or unfortunate enough to meet him through the years."

"It's just that he creeps me out," Symon said.

"I come from a mixed political family, which is always fun around this time of the world," a chuckling Symon told hosts Matt Dery and Anthony Lima. "I've been fortunate or unfortunate enough to meet him through the years. I'm not going to lie, he creeps me out a little bit."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/michael-symon-bars-trump-cleveland-restaurants

http://www.cleveland.com/open/index.ssf/2016/06/michael_symon_on_donald_trump.html

/ck/ i wish the world would stop lieing about mathematicians abusing code to kill females as older males going senile with power of pre-holocaust nature is a horrible current state of affairs .