No.9132 [View All]
When was the last time you had a FUCKING AMAZING milk shake or smoothie?
>What flavor?
>Where from?
>How much did it cost?
>Why did you go to that place?
>Friends or alone?
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No.9156
>few scoops of vanilla icecream
>shot of espresso
>shot of baileys
>fill to desired level with full fat milk
Affogatos are great.
>>9151
>Ice cream if you're a fat fuck.
>having icecream while already fat
what the fuck man.
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No.9169
I never had any experience with milkshakes, how do they taste? And can I make my own at home, too?
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No.9171
Vanilla Malt Shake at Five Guys.
I don't remember the price, but my god it was heavenly.
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No.9172
>>9169
Waaaaay back in the day on that 'other' /ck/, we had a very nice milkshake thread.
I seem to remember maltodextrin being discussed a lot as a thickening agent.
Apparently it just works and is inexpensive.
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No.9173
>>9169
at their purest form they're just ice cream and milk in a blender, incredibly easy to make at home. i like to keep a jar of malted ovaltine around because i like chocolate malts the best. the only flavors of ice creams that don't work well are the ones with streaks of fudge or caramel in them, or with any chunks of candy other than plain chocolate (think mint chip vs. moose tracks) pistachio is one of my favorites as well, but you really need a good blender to make sure the nuts get chopped up enough to not get caught in a straw.
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No.9174
Every day.
I work at Jamba Juice and I get to make my own things with whatever we have on hand in the store.
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No.9177
>>9169
Yeah it's super easy and they taste great.
Basic recipe for milkshake is to stuff ice cream, milk, ice, (and maybe some malt/protein powder) in a blender.
For smoothie, basic recipe is yogurt, frozen banana, + water/juice/milk.
Typically they're unhealthy as fuck because you're getting a shitton of sugar/calories in liquid form, but if you keep track of ingredients it's not so bad.
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No.9269
>tfw I will never share a milkshake with Karlie Kloss and then eat her asshole
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No.9281
>healthy portion of vanilla ice cream
>jigger of creme de menthe
>milk
>blend
>serve
The best bought milkshakes I've had seem to have all come from tiny roadside joints in the middle of nowhere. There was a place in upstate NY I stopped at last year after a doing some rock climbing, with a name that I can't remember at all. Grabbed a nice burger with sharp cheddar and sauteed onions and a coffee milkshake. It really was a great finish to the day.
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No.9283
>>9269
>on /ck/
>literally wants to eat shit
Well, at least it's not fast food.
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No.10473
Blend this:
Frozen milk (ice tray)
Peanut butter powder (https://amzn.com/B01F7KFKJS)
Vanilla creme liquid stevia (https://amzn.com/B000E8WIAS)
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No.10485
>>10473
>frozen milk
>vanilla fag sugar
Why not just use vanilla froyo you prancing lala homo man?
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No.10487
>>10485
>not appreciating the glory that is vanilla
I'll kill you.
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No.10496
>>10487
Sure, you can like vanilla, but why does it have to be stevia? Quit trying to be different you fucking queer. Use regular vanilla.
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No.10497
>>10496
Stevia = zero calories, no headaches or whatever.
I bet you smoke and have tattoos too because "that's what cool kids do".
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No.10506
>>10497
Actually I'm a completely normal person who takes things in moderation like a normal human being rather than sperging out over one or two servings of a substance that your body not only can handle, but actually needs.
If you get headaches from consuming sugar, you're either a lardass not doing any physical activity, hypoglycemic or diabetic, or aren't drinking nearly enough water. In two of these cases, substituting stevia for sugar is unacceptable and you should probably kill yourself. If you're actually diabetic, I'm sorry for your lots
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No.10507
>>10506
>all these strawmen
>>>/reddit/
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No.10515
>>10507
>I substitute sugar for stevia because sugar is universally bad; even one serving will turn me into a landwhale!! I do not understand moderation.
>>>/tumblr/
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No.10516
>>10515
> another strawman
> sperging this hard over a zero-calorie sweetener of all things
>>>/oven/
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No.10518
>>10515
>>10516
Sweeteners are shit, you fucking niggers. Just eat the fucking sugar.
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No.10519
>>10516
>m-muh zero calorie processed sweeteners
You're a woman, right?
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No.10522
>>10518
>>10519
> being this anally annihilated
Show me on the doll where the stevia touched you.
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No.10525
>>10522
>how dare you insult my nutritional supplement
You're a fatty, right?
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No.10526
>>10522
>S-sweeteners are good for you, goy. They have zero calories.
Sure thing chaim. I'm not touching your chemically processed bullshit. Real sugar or bust.
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No.10527
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No.10529
>>10526
Well to be fair, stevia is a "natural" zero calorie sweetener. That doesn't make his opinion about it any less shit, however. Real culinary wizards would never stoop so low as to use a "low/no calorie" substitute for anything. This is as bad as substituting margarine for butter in anything.
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No.10532
Will you people please stop using superfluous spoiler tags?
It makes it extra-annoying for me to screencap you peoples' sperging for everyone to laugh at.
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No.10538
>>10532
>screencapping pointless shitposting from a dead board
Are you some kind of a faggot gayboy? Fuck you I'll shit on your mother's face
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No.10539
>>10538
>I'm going to be contrarian and make asspulls for y u r rong lul
As expected of one with the maturity level of a teen goth.
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No.10540
>>10539
>.mp4 (not even webm) reaction video
>sassy greentext retort
As expected of a complete normalfag who has only been around chans for a couple years.
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No.10568
>you should only use REAL sugar
>REAL vanilla
>WHOLE eggs
>WHOLE milk
>HEAVY cream
>CHEESE pretzels
>FRIED tendies
>REAL hentai
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No.10572
>>10568
>using fake sugar
>using fake vanilla (kys for real)
>using bagged eggs
>using anything other than whole milk
You aren't a real chef.
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No.10575
>>10572
>you aren't a REAL chef who uses REAL fattening ingredients for REAL men
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No.10577
>>10568
Real vanilla has 100+ aromatic components, vanillin is the only one of them. If somebody tells you to use heavy cream there can be various valid reasons to do that, for example it's simply impossible to whip cream without stabilizers if it has less than 30% of fat, the fattier cream is the smoother ice-cream will be, also fat is what you need to get the aroma out of spices. And so on, fuck off with your memeing.
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No.10578
>>10577
Holy shit someone's actually explaining why instead of just sperging about it! Perhaps a screencap of this post should go into my Rare Pepes folder.
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No.10582
>>10578
Well this explanation was about pretty basic things. Maybe that's why other anons are sperging constantly instead of explaining something very obvious.
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No.10584
>>10568
>posting an image of someone who probably hasn't eaten real food in 30 years
If you want to shitpost so poorly that it barely makes sense, then >>>/tv/ is just over there. We actually give a shit about our subject on this board.
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No.10598
>>10584
If it's such a poor shitpost, why are you replying?
>waah doesn't make sense!
This is just you admitting you're a fucking retard with no reading comprehension skills whatsoever.
I do hope you faglords realize I'm having a lot of fun triggering you. =^)
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No.10640
>>10598
Not him, but can you guys please go, I'd like to get this board up and running again. Talk about cooking, niggas.
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No.10641
I made a banana and chocolate ice cream milk shake once, it was pretty good.
That was 10 years ago
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No.10642
>>10598
>retard posts retarded shit and gets laughed at
>lel u fags r so triggered
Talk about food, nigger.
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No.10646
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No.10652
>>10646
I'm one of the six people keeping this board alive, what the fuck have you done around here?
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No.10658
>>10652
You would actually be helpful by just not responding to him.
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No.10659
> I know what I'll do! I'll be nasty to someone, and when they get nasty right back, I'll start crying like a little bitch!
picard-facepalm.gif
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No.10660
>>10652
>>10652
> I post on a dead board, which is no different than anyone else here, and that makes me ever so important!
You, sir, are one of the best lolcows I've encountered in a long time, and I'm gonna keep milking all your m-muh reelz vanirruz for all you're worth!
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No.10661
>>10658
Don't bother trying to educate an idiot.
You heard him: he feels he's all high and mighty for keeping a board alive, a board no one gives a shit about on some backwater not-4chan only those banned from 4chan go to.
So he MUST keep replying to me, for I am a powerful factor in his life now. He has nothing else but to spend hours waiting for a new post on this shitty buggy site.
His entire life revolves around me, and I think y hats so sad and pathetic I can't help but play kick-the-fatty.
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No.10679
>>10575
>I believe fat is unhealthy
Do you also believe whole grain bread is good for you, anon?
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No.10759
I like fat and sugar. Thing is, if I’m going to have way more sugar than I should, why not have ice cream?
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No.10768
>>10759
Because you could have creme brulee instead.
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