/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>373934

With 3 votes for Lala already, it seems like we'll be using her after all.

Tournament's in two days. How far do you think we'll get this time?

>>375161

Well, it's finally past the prematch now.

>>367518

Thanks

>>353120

So long as it is never ELH's. Mari is alright.

>>375047

>the monster is only on the outside

Really gets the noggin joggin'.

Remember the mantra:

KNEAD THE PADS

CUDDLE THE CLAWS

BIG MEATY MANTICORE PAWS

>>374669

>cuddle the claws

Shouldn't that be 'nibble the claws'?

>>375113

I want a sleepycore but judocore is fine, too.

>>375113

I keep thinking of ultimate (or lilium-level) evolutions

Judocore→mastercore: has mastered all of the martial arts (yes even the one involving laser spoons) and invented 15 more. It's probably best if you stayed home because anyone who looks at you funny is screwed, and not in a good way.

Sleepycore → mofucore factory

You only have to pull out to pee or to switch holes to let a new kid out of her womb every few days. The older kids about to move out raise the younger kids and teach them how to care for you and mommy. The middle kids take care of you and her. Your family is it's own congressional district.

Gymcore → beefcore. This is the third time you had to adjust the house to accommodate her. She is weight training with train cars. She looks like an extreme fmg drawing. She just throws you into her cleavage and walks to the trainyard. Her butt looks like two yoga balls are a part of her thighs. She talks like the hulk and your penis is almost as big as your leg.

Writefagcore → authorcore

10 of the top 20 movies this year were from either her stories or her original screenplays. Her books top the NYT bestsellers lists consistently. Your oldest daughter revived marvel comics with the Represent All Peoples Edition reboot, and is about to buy DC. Your son has made the 69th edition of Warhammer 40k an Olympic sport. And the success your youngest has in the gaming industry makes Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian cry themselves to sleep every night. The sheer size of your wife's rack forces her to use two keyboards.

>>373482

oglaff is really gay tbh

>>373521

"Really gay" would be an understatement

But it has it's moments (very rarely though)

>>362880

>no, I can hear myself rejecting it in the back of my head

>no, it isn’t right. I can’t just expect to hear Mary like that as if I was never broken in the first place

>can’t accept it, not like that

>sudden flashes of images went through my mind, just vague recollection of things I’ve seen and done in the past

>her face seems frozen for a few seconds as if she had seen something she shouldn’t have, her eyes seemed to go grey faintly while her lips tremble lightly

>did she see those

>attempting to take her tentacle out of my ear, she stops me by the wrist, her eyes staring deep in my eyes

<anon, it’s okay

>no, it isn’t-

<you’re tired and confused, we should return to the hotel together

>did she just see my memories like that

<I’m sorry, anon. I wouldn’t help it, it’s my first time

>first what

>blushing fiercely, she basically drags me back to the hotel, arms locked together but still has her tentacle ‘locked’ in my ear

>keep hearing her whispering to herself faintly in her mind, not sure if it was possible to whisper inside your head though, never mind what she’s whispering about

>we made it back at the hotel, it’s almost dusk

>rushed through the reception, past multiple couples looking at us with confusion – is it because she’s still linked with me via tentacle

>we finally return to our room

>that’s funny

>now that I take a better look at our room, I notice that we only have one bed available

>thought we should at least get two beds for both of us since I’m only a tourist and it shouldn’t be expected of me to stay-

<anon, plPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>374448

>just generally thought it was just easier for everyone else too, less hassle and I don’t end up being a burden

<but you’re not a burden, anon

>she’s looking at me, her eyes welling up

>don’t look at me like that, I’m not a good man at all. I’m a coward, a hypocrite and a liar. I have my selfish reasons for coming here in the first place

<you mean what you thought of incubization as a cure before your arrival here?

>so she had seen that much as well

<believe me, anon, I know. And I can admit one thing to you – I’m not good either. I’m not a good girl

>what do you mean

<I had my reasons for wanting to be with you, anon. one was selfish. I wanted to see if it was possible for my kin to communicate like this

>she pointed up to us and waved her pointer finger between us

>you mean this telepathy thing

<yes and I couldn’t stand knowing that there were more like you out there, unable to express themselves fully, so I had to be greedy and was focused on getting you first before others

<also, I was late for a reason, anon

>late? Wait, do you mean my arrival at the airport

<yes. I was afraid that I wasn’t good enough for you, given with my kin and my original plan with you but then I saw you trying to talk with the succubus with your notebook. I couldn’t stand seeing it, seeing you keeping quiet like that

>you saw it all, but wait, it means you were-

<yes, I was hiding. I was ashamed at the time, being selfish and wanting to be with you just because you happen to be deaf. I thought I wasn’t a good girl for thinking of you like that first

>so basically curiosity got the better of her

>she nods upon hearing that thought, while looking away

>>374449

>blinking and yawning as the morning light shines through the curtains

>stare at the ceiling, wondering where I am since it isn’t my normal room

>feels something heavy on top of my body, can’t really move and just staying down on my bed

>realise where I am, the flight and my stay in FUK wasn’t a dream after all

>looking down at the weight on top of me, it was Mary sleeping soundly cuddling my body as her tentacles twitch now and again

>we fell asleep in our clothes, guess she really wanted to sleep with me just like this

>don’t really realise it much earlier, but she’s cuddly and adorable – despite not being words I’m comfortable to say but damn it, she is cuddly and adorable

>notice that I don’t have her tentacle in my ear, I guess that was the last thing I recall feeling last night, she was removing it out of my ear – and that she used her power to make me fall sleep

>poor gal, I think she must be exhausted translating for me and talking with me the whole day

>better snap out of this negative thinking of mine, I’m sure she didn’t think that way since meeting me

>can’t tell if she has done anything to me in my sleep nor anything in my memory has changed

>but then again, she did say she won’t change anything and that she wanted me for me

>don’t know, it’s cheesy and cliché but it worked on me

>even though I’m still feeling doubt, I think, no, I will believe her

>she trusted me to tell me plenty and answered my concerns

>she worried for me

>she almost punished herself too

>can’t really leave her alone like that, can I

>will try trusting her

>no, not try

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>>374451

The story was good but I wish the healing and its limitation was expanded on. Maybe the subject can be written more in depth, maybe involving a unicorn or a medical sabbath.

>>370889

In the OP you mentioned a possible story you could write:

>A pilot of a galactic navy crash lands on a strange world where monsters keep humans as quasi-pets.

Would you consider writing this, or has the spark completely fled?

>>374416

>>374036

did your request on the side here

>>374946

>burning a perfectly good monstergirl

This screams of 3D thottery.

New thread:

>>374955

>>367073

Honestly I believe alp talk should be banned for anything that it doesn't involve(now that I think about it , it sounds too hard) 8Chan should ignore alp stuff

Fully completed scans when? Also sage for reviving thread.

>>370641

>sage for reviving thread

Nigger you don’t know what sage even is.

>>370641

I think if said to never translate this into English

>>367082

Also put sage into the email bar to work

Secondhand translation of some of the sections

https://pastebin.com/BAcGQv5C/

>>363928

Oh shit, that gave me flashbacks. I hated when they ate those heavy tanks that Harkonen got.

>>280985

now I'm looking for more of this story

>>373918

>Beings that dont stop producing spirit energy

Like I said, they are not human anymore

>>373946

No they are not

Don’t even give the newfags (You)s

>>373710

>they started making edgy mge related stories that are poorly made.

Mind posting some links? Just for the laughs.

>>373939

It's just because they already have issues as a human. That's why the monsters win them over so easily.

>>373814

That looks about as erotic as sticking your dick into your house's plumbing.>>373814

>>373816

Your houseplumping isn't attached to a hot girl, neither does it feel like a tight, wet, hot pussy.

>>373840

Unless your waifu's a house tsukumogami

News for the next meta thread?

>>373863

they're the same shit you mong.

>>369448

thank you, friend

>>369448

We're starting a new anime, Genshiken, tomorrow so it is a good time to join!

>>371802

>That Friday, I pulled her into my room

>"So I Googled the thing about bicorn hymens, and I'm not getting so much as an urban legend. Mind telling me what's going on?"

>She smiled, this time a lot sadder than the last.

>"Remember that time when I told you I loved you, and you said that I didn't know what love was? That it was about more than just infatuation, but wanting the best for them, and becoming a better person because of them? Well, I wanted the best for you."

>"The first infatuation that my kind feel is something that tends to overwhelm us. It felt like my very soul was on fire whenever I realized you didn't feel the same way that I did. But eventually, we get over it, put ourselves together, and move on. The second time doesn't hurt nearly as bad."

>"So someone had to be the first, and i didn't want you to feel too broken up about it. It would have made for a better story if you thought I was some fetishist instead."

>I really didn't know what the fuck was going on anymore.

>I brushed my hand against her face and felt her tears dripping down.

>"I think an even better story would be the one where we went on a date and got to know each other."

>"Please don't play with me like this, Anon", she said, looking genuinely scared. "I can't handle Taco Tuesday again. Not if I start to trust you."

>"I don't know if I'll ever hurt you again, Mary, that's the reality of relationships. But I can promise that I'll never do it on purpose. Not like last time."

>She took my hand in hers, and smiled. It made me happy.

>>371802

Anon, I don’t like telling writefags their work is shit, but your writing is shit. I’m not averse to some edge or disturbing content but all I’ve seen is disgusting fetishes, your jokes aren’t funny and when I thought there was even some character-wise aspect I found actually interesting (behind the disgusting shit which it didn’t even redeem), you turn it around into “lol it’s just a prank.”

Take your shit to /chaos/, maybe your work will be appreciated there.

>>371802

Utterly repugnant. My sincere advise to you to improve your work and the quality of the board in general is to suck the bird shot out a 12 gauge.

>>371802

Writing-style-wise and all that it's fine, but I think you've misjusdged your audience here pal.

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