/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>389686

>Things a kikimora should never talk about

That one time I swept dust under the rug instead of vacuuming it up

>Inappropriate things to say wile raising a glass

>Lock eyes with the Kitsune across the table

This glass isn't the only thing being raised

>>390221

>manticore who talks like Dr Zeuss character

Please don't flee

or play dead and be a bore

I just want to rape you

cause I'm a manticore

>>390221

>bad billboard ads

alp vacums sucking, so you don't have to

>the edgiest monster girl

the anti lilim

>>389686

>Inappropriate things to say when raising a glass

“Here’s to everyone who took the antidote for the Manticore Venom in this Wine!”

>>390286

>venom

>being affected when drinking

oof

>>390022

Read the spoiler, thread making was fucking up and the thread didn't show until I bumped another thread.

Months later MWE was still popular, showing Monster Mania reruns here and there as new matches played every Monday and Friday. Emma and Tessa had managed to protect their title since then, butting heads with both tag teams Poison and the Freedom Fighters as part of their kayfabe rivalry.

The reality of it was Frankie and David were enjoying hamming it up with them every opportunity they had while Hemlock and Ipecac desperately wanted a shot at earning the tag team belts. Behind the curtain it was all friendly competition.

Alone, neither Emma or Tessa would stand a chance but they always had each others backs; even when it was a one-on-one match one would interfere if it was going south.

Emma decided to move in with her cousin, which meant moving in with the Wendys, too. Tessa was surprised to learn that there had been two of them all along. She never could figure out how they managed to pull it off.

“I guess wurms are smarter than they let on!” Emma suggested.

“I doubt it. I bet one of them worked the third shift while the other slept.” Tessa retorted.

“Shush you guys! We’re watching the last match of Monster Mania! Oooh! Look, look, Wendi!” Wendy cheered, pointing at the tv. The Shock Mistress had just leapt from the turnbuckle and bowled over the mummy on her partner’s shoulders.

Wendi let out a laugh, “Serves her right!”

“Gosh, Wendi… I wish I could get their autographs someday.” Wendy sighed, watching as the match wrapped up.

“I wish I could get Lady Kamas’s autograph…” Wendi growned.

Emma looked to Tessa, who glared back at her.

“Don’t you even think about it,” She hissed, “If they don’t know who it is by now they never will and I’m not about to have them waking me up every hour to ask me stupid shit.”

After a moment the two raiju began to laugh as the twin wurms finished the rerun.

<Quad post!

Frankie and David married over the summer, inviting all of the wrestlers to the wedding. It was even televised as an MWE exclusive event and spared no expenses. Emma was of course the Maid of Honor and much to everyone’s surprise she was quite good at it.

“You ever think you picked the wrong career?” Frankie had asked her as the final adjustments to her wedding dress were being made.

Emma shook her head, “Never. I may be alright at this - and not to brag, but I’m one of the champions now!”

“Ha! Not for long, David and I’ll take you down one day!” Frankie shot back, flexing her arms, nearly tearing the seams of her dress.

“Hey, muscleheads, Bridal March is on in five.” Tessa said, poking her head around the door.

The ceremony was going off without a hitch, although the attendants looks comically colorful, David thought. All of them were wearing suits and dresses over their wrestling costumes. Jacob McLeary insisted on it since this was all being broadcasted live. It was what Frankie had wanted, oddly enough. She and David as well as the groomsmen and the bridesmaids were the only ones not in costume to his knowledge. They included Reggie, Mitch and Uncle Paul. Tessa was made the Best Man much to everyone’s amusement, especially the two Wendys on the bridesmaids side with Megan, Frankie and David’s manager. Emma stood proudly at the head, keeping the two wurms in line.

David waited at the altar, sweating as the Bridal March began. Finally, his bride had entered with none other than Jacob McLeary marching her up the aisle.

Thankfully he had toned down his usual behavior enough to get her to the altar without incident. David took Francine’s hand and they went on together to give their vows.

When they got to their ‘I do’s’ and kissed, the whole room went wild, the wrestlers throwing anything their could get their hands on, confetti, rice, each other.

David looked at his now wife and partner, who grinned at him mischievously.

“Let’s get in on this!” She said, handing him his mask.

“Where were you even hiding that?” He asked as he put it on. Frankie winked at him and ripped off her dress to rPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>389797

That. Was. Awesome.

I’ve never been a fan of wrestling but that was great. I loved it. Happy endings for everyone.

>>389807

<I'm glad you like it, anon!

>>389809

Good to know some of my jokes land

>>389543

I want to do lewd, lewd things to that Kulve Taroth, like holding her hand and brushing her coat. Maybe even impregnate her and raise the children together. At the very least, I want to marry her and live happily ever after with her. Mama Kulve indeed.

>>389706

Don't force it m8, fuck knows how fickle the muses can be. Mostly just glad you're still kickin' and haven't abandoned the idea of it. If you have any other tales to tell, feel free. Might have to call you something other than Bariothfag if you do, though.

Thinking more on it, while I still think we should tell the council the results of our interrogation of the assassin in order to get everyone on the same page and avoid conflict later on, we should absolutely not tell them or anyone else outside of our party, for that matter anything regarding our plans for the Danuki. We still don't know who among them can be trusted, so we can't be entirely sure if one of them will leak our plans to the Danuki in advance of us putting them into action. While still somewhat risky to mention anything, it's rather unlikely that a traitor will expect us to go out and take down their masters when we're preoccupied with trying to recover stolen treasures, meaning a leak regarding our awareness of their master's crimes will likely be put off until they are capable of doing it more subtly, thus we can be rather confident that the Danuki won't flee before we bring the hammer of JUSTICE down upon them.

>>389726

>How do you want to split up the parties?

It's not that big of a deal seeing as they'll be merging once we've got the information we're after, but I guess having Tabitha, Bardam and Erwin talk to the guards at the gate while we, Veronica and Maya plus an added Valeria and maybe Helene if her venom does anything to Wurms go find the two Wurm culprits makes the most sense to me; the guards are more likely to be co-operative when one of the ruling council members is involved in the investigation of them, while out group needs both the ability to track down the Wurms and enough strength to adequately restrain them for questioning if necessary.

>By the way the canyon road works, it's difficult to bypass the outpost. It was placed in a very specific location for a reason.

In which case, it only makes sense to head to the outpost rather than anywhere else if it turns out our merchant is carrying stolen treasures. Also, that just gives us more reason to get rid of the Danuki in the outpost, considering they hold the choke point in which all of the traders heading to Blackfire ReacPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

So I appear to have damaged my wrist somehow and typing is… a little painful atm!

Hopefully it'll be better tomorrow once I get home from pushing plastic snakes around a board.

>>389888

>Those trips

>Those anti-danuki words

Oy vey boyim!

Finally caught up after 3 months off board. I missed this

>>389961

I'm glad you're enjoying!

Also we're past 400 so we don't need to sage anymore.

>>389969

I'm used to it

>>387450

>respectful of their husband

>good at fighting

>nice

>/fit/

>>387451

you forgot the big tiddies

>>387256

Ok, I'm curious.

What exactly is being shown in these charts?

A Dullahan holding her head in her arms and saying "my eyes are down here" while a guy stares at her tits.

>>389591

This has '90's sitcom written all over it.

anyone going to make a new thread?

>>389745

You do it

>>389745

Done.

>>390008

>>387630

There needs to be a lot more pics of monster girls stroking their man's chin.

>>387875

This looks like a horror movie scene. The guy is hiding when the myconid slowly pops around the corner. The two make eye contact in a stunned brief second before she loudly starts ‘peep’ing at him to signal the other mushrooms.

>>385899

I need to webm that clip from happy souls to succintly state my message: "You phrase that really weird… but I know what you're exactly talking about."

>>387892

>Myconid peeping and flapping her floppy arms at someone

>A horde of other Myconids swarm the area, only to do the exact same thing and surround him peeping and gently flapping at him

>The only way to get them to stop is to headpat all of them

>>388944

>undead giving birth

There is so much shit to work out with this I'm leaving this to the biofags in the thread. Mind you if undead can give birth that removes the macabre (but funny) situations where abortion clinics are raided by lonely zombies looking to start a family

One issue I think might make things interesting is the first generation of boys born from monsters might not be able to be weaned, think about it. Monstergirls were designed for mystical-biological enforcement of monogomy, now resolving such an issue would be a top research priority for their mothers and then wives, so that their loved ones aren't seen as "freaks" but it would be interesting to see how different factions take such news, especially in a post-industrial world.

>>388961

How do you mean they cant be weaned? What could possibly cause such an issue?

>>388967

Mamono Mana is designed to make one depend on it to one extent or another. If you were incubised as an adult or shota you already had some reliance on food prior, if you had that stuff pumping into your body before you had a proper digestive tract, the magic might force the body to reject other forms of nourishment, even after the adult teeth form, this might also be a way for the chief "god" to curb the Maou's plan, "okay here is your boys! Too bad the'll be nothing but parasites!"

>>388970

I think you’re misunderstanding the nature of the incubus-mamono feedback loop

So the standard way that humans sustain themselves in this universe, as in most, is by food. It gives us energy, both physical, and enabling us to continue making spirit energy.

A human/incubus with a mamono wife can use an alternative method to sustain each other by pouring spirit and demonic energy into their respective partners via sex. Spirit energy enters physically in the form of semen, while demonic as far as I can tell just kinda flows invisibly into the man once sexual contact has begun.

A breastfeeding infant is doing the original method of sustaining themselves i. e. Ingesting food. A monster mother doesn’t change this, the baby is still drinking physical products. Perhaps the milk from a mamono mother would carry demonic energy to the child, but this is nowhere near the levels supplied to that mamono’s husband necessary to create the feedback loop.

So the kid isn’t unaccustomed to physical digestion. If this was a problem, we’d likely already see it among those mamono which can get by on other sources of food much like humans.

>>389202

Akaname and ghouls come to mind and kunoichi are incredibly flexible.

what happens when you play this to a monsterized dwarf?

Monster Girl Quest NG+ by Ecstasy - is there a walk-through detailing impact of choices anywhere?

>>369029

I really don't know anything about Hawaiian mythology.

>>374215

I left plenty of stuff in the OP to look through, anon. Let's take the time to learn together.

>>375936

Cute.

>>375515

>Sunday: not much to report. Same old chaos, handholding and struggle cuddles.

>I kept to myself in my apartment, corrected the remaining test and worked out. I usually don’t venture out during full moons, and night time would be suicide.

>Monster’s urges are so much stronger when the moon is full.

>Speaking of urges…

>Opening my wardrobe, I pull out my armor, the real stuff.

>My blacksmith buddy fixed it for me.

>Quite the conversation we had.

He stood up and ran his hands through his hair. “Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this? Nano-weave with runic infusion and prayer engravings? What is this layer here, is that silver? Blessed silver? Oh my god, the rivets are cold-iron. Against fae, of course. How many levels of protection is there here? Who the fuck thinks of this stuff? This is some next level bullshit, I don’t even know where to start. And you want me to fix it??” He glared at me, my blacksmith buddy's annoyance reflected in his pale blue eyes. His skin is tan and leathery from hours and hours in front of a forge, his hands strong and calloused from swinging all sorts of hammers and operating various kinds of heavy machinery. The thick beard is stained with oil and small pieces of metal shavings. If I didn't know any better, I'd say he was a tall dwarf.

>”[Mind] had some crazy ideas. You’re the only one I know who can even try.”

“Paladin, I’m a blacksmith, not a damn scientist! I’d need a laboratory to fix this armor of yours.”

>”Please try at least.” I urged him, not wanting to give it up so soon. It meant something to me, after all.

“This will cost you. I like having a job, but this is some damn CERN levels of engineering. What happened?”

>”Sledgehammer with a sharpened point swung by a man who had mated with an orc. Pure strength. Killed her too, so he was dedicated to his cause. They were attempting blooPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>360598

>no, this one has six

Oh my lord lmao

>>360598

o holy fuck this is like the monomyth. it's the rebirth part

>>359470

>dat subtle lorka and thomas reference

I'm glad they are happy, I wonder how their kids are I wonder how the author is

>>388541

Now THAT'S a cool idea for a story a political/psyshomedical drama where liberals and Monster Girls seem to want to help children in the beginning, but find that the libs are in the way and the monsters are not helping the liberal cause, thus causeing a civil war in a institution.

>>388550

Monster girls Corrupting (re:improving) Feminism and Intersectionalty sounds like a fun story to read. Like that Demon Transformation story about a raging feminist changing into a demon.

really tho who the fuck cares

Can't be assed to read the OPs images because I know they'll piss me off, but they're stories about femicunts being purified, mainly that one of the guys who set up the coffee stall for a anti-mamano rally.

>>388552

that was a great read, a perfect example of how 3DPD will be purified when DOTR happens.

>>389651

Fire is a handy way of dealing with what's going on here. Best to stop the problem now before it gets to the to the point where Yazgerouf has issues.

>>389651

Back again for a mix of one option and a little bit of No U:

I really, really want Yas to burninate the whole forest to wipe this menace out, but at same time, it's going to be a bit awkward later if Yas has to explain to Yaereif why her tail is now charred and not fluffy–though I suppose Yas could infuse her with lifeforce to heal her burns as long as she doesn't actually die. That would be the worst case scenario and is still possible.

I know, I know, she's a kitsune from a, presumably, powerful clan, and she's old enough to take care of herself. But we still don't know what condition she is in right now. Is she unconscious somewhere and/or badly injured and unable to protect herself from the fire? Is she also possessed by one of these "grove" things?

I suppose a controlled burn may be out of the question since there is no time to set something like that up, and the fire is just going to spread once started. Still, is there no way to try to minimize the likelihood of potentially catching Yaereif in the crossfire here? Maybe using undead minions to continue looking for her ahead of the fire, with instructions to protect her at all costs and bearing something that might give her some indication that these abominations are on her side? The best sign I can think of that could be easily mass produced would be to engrave Yaerief's and/or Yasgerouf's names onto the undead scouts in prominent and easily seen spot. Kind of like the signs people might hold when waiting to pick someone up from an airport or something like that. Maybe Yas has a better trick than that in his repertoire. Obviously the minions should also get Yas's attention the moment they spot any kitsunes.

This is a gamble, but this is probably only the latest in a very long series of gambles and tough decisions Yas has had to make as inquisitor. In the end, the Princess must be dealt with. Even if Yas finds Yaereif, it might all be for naught if he can't stop the Queen. Torch the place, but take every precaution possible to prevent accidentally frying the tofu. And turn the whole area upside down looking for Yaereif the instant the Princess/QuPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>390203

I think you're worrying too much. Sure, we should be careful to create a controlled fire, but that's just common sense. And Yaereif should be able to take care of herself just fine. She's around 300 years old. She'll be nothing compared to Yasgerouf, but she'll still be very powerful. And upon meeting our little adopted catgirl daughteru, surely she'll have matured enough not to resort to childish fights with a literal child. Out of everything you said the only thing that slightly worries me is the last possibility you mentioned in your spoiler. And even if that were the case, I have faith that Yasgerouf could handle it somehow without killing her. He's an expert on exterminating these things.

>>390203

>>390210

Actually, Yaereif should be closer to 400 years old now. That would put her at 3 or 4 tails, which should be pretty formidable.

>>389650

New Thread:

>>390617

Any news on a third book?