Whelp, you done goofed now son. Waifus were being handed out but you overslept so all the first picks were taken, then the second picks, then the third picks. Now, all that's left are the waifus no one else wanted. Here's what you have to choose from.
french poodle wan- "Zis world is shit, but what else is new?"
+She's slender and prime to be petted.
+keen sense of fashion.
+Despite being very "progressive" she's kinky in bed.
- Smokes too many cigarettes so she has dog breath + cigarette flavor.
- Nihilistic. Kills any optimism you have and will continually put you down.
-she hates traditionalism, doesn't shave and doesn't want to be a mother.
American Rattlesnake thot- "Let me be your next mistake!"
+She's extra juicy but not too juicy. She'll keep you warm at night.
+Real American. Loves guns, Jesus, and freedom.
+She will scare away rival thots with her bedazzled rattle.
- Plastered with all manner of tramp stamps and assorted tattoos
-Has had multiple children out of wedlock. Wants kids with you as well.
-She tends to overdo it with alcohol. You'll need to hide the liquor from her.
Chinese siamese catgirl -"Ruv you wrong time."
+Has the charm of an older ara style woman.
+Hard working and very traditional. Good Waifu material.
+While slow to warm up to you, she'll never leave you once you have her heart.
-Can only speak broken English and Cantonese.
-Years of living in polluted China have left her with patchy fur and possible medical issues down the road.
-She's getting on up there in age. Fertility may be an issue for her if you want kiddos
African Zebra centaur -"Look at me! I am the waifu now!"
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